Annie Graves may or may not have been helped out in the ideas department by a gent called David Maybury. The name sound familiar? I've developed a habit- especially in the short stories- of killing off the Maybury brothers in increasingly horrible ways, and the real-life David Maybury is now trying to get his own back. In Frankenkids, the poor boys who are the victims of the terrible Uncle Fraser are named Landy, and the older one is called Derek...
I'm not going to tell you what terrible fate befalls them. All I will say is that David Maybury better watch out. In the next short story, he's getting his head cut off.
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«Oldest ‹Older 4601 – 4800 of 4901 Newer› Newest»Bye Death! See you in another life. :D
Bye Misty!
I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED IN!!!
*sighs*
Trouble has arrived!!!
Heya weirdos :D
Hi, Emerald..
I have to go to my Counselor now. Bye! I'll be back on Chatzy for certain, not sure about the other places. *hugs*
Sorry, I poofed...
My toes...I must warm them...
Toes, everyone!
Hehe. Starrio did a Lucy Anna near the top of the page. Way to dedicate, Star. XD
Hey Eve!
Hey Missy! Sorry if I fall asleep, and extra sorry if I start snoring. I'm still convinced that I don't snore, but my brother says I do...I'm sure I don't. I don't!
OK Eve.
I'M NOT CRAZY!
*eats live chicken*
...Okay, maybe just a little bit, but I'm perfectly sane.
*participates in the banana fest*
...Well, at least I'm not totally unhinged.
*panda*
-_-
So, how is the you?
I'm fine. I have althletics carnival tomorrow.
...yippe...
I have to go now...
*disappears*
*laughs* Aw, THANKS, Eve.
That ded took me an HOUR, thereabouts. :P I just opened my notes on my phone and just wrote it all down on the spot.
Btw, my brother has chickenpox. :( Poor him. Lucky me and my sister've already had it. Can't remember it though; I was three, and my sister was six weeks old . . .
*tugs headphones off and rubs tears off eyes* I tell you, that song is amazing. It made me cry the second time I listened to it as well. *smiles* I'm not inspired enough to have a second emotional rant though.
"Design a product that is a standard component."
How???
Oh, I do, like, to be beside, the sea-siiiiide, oh I do, like, to be beside, the seeeeeea . . .
What's a standard component?
*looks around room as if a standard componet will randomly appear in it*
Star? Hello?
HI!
A standard componet is a ready-made ingredient. For example, breadcrumbs you buy from the shops are a standard component.
Dinner, bb straight afterwards, sorry . . .
*bounds back in*
When your own have died
When there's no more pride
When your soul has frozen
Is that enough?
When your heart has broken
A thousand times
With every moment
Is that enough?
IENI????
We're having to postpone my sister's b-dayparty because of my brother's chickenpox . . . She's not happy about it.
*b-day party
Sorry - it's my brother's birthday and I had to disappear and then my MSN got hacked and I had to sort that out...
HACKED??? :/
Scaryyyyy.
*looks at comment number* This post is almost full . . .
Chopped wood is a standard component to those who eat paper . . .
Which isn't me anymore. I tried it for a few days and have come to the conclusion that I don't like it.
Aha, I only have 4 contacts on it, so it was kinda a fail and then told my friend I had a crush on her and did some other stuff...
:/
If I had MSN, I would not like it to be hacked. At all.
I don't really care. I've only got 2 brothers and 3 friends on it...one who doesn't use it anymore...
Might have to disappear again at some point for birthday stuff...
So would coffee stuff or soya stuff be standard components?
I suppose so . . .
EVERYBODY HAS BIRTHHDAYS AT THIS TIME OF YEAR. :/
It's because it's about nine months after the Christmas holidays. And you know loads of people have birthdays in springtime? That's becuase it's nine months after the summer holidays . . . Yes . . .
Ah...all my family has there birthdays in autumn.
And mine is the complete opposite side of the year on St.Patricks day :D
6 close family in Autumn
And 3 friends
The majority of my cousins have birthdays in September or October. Add my dad, mine, and my sister's birthdays into the mix, and it equals a lot of birthday presents to buy . . .
g2g - cake! and presents
FOURS!
HOW DOES THIS LOOK?
Hmm. Bit too bright.
This any better?
Slightly, I guess. Now; this one?
. . . Still too blue . . .
Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Hi Willow!
Hi Ink!
I like cats, do you?
Not especially. I don't not like them, though.
I'm really sorry, but I gtg . . . Bye!
Bye, Ink!
Hello??
Anyone on??
I'm on, maybe.
Hey Eden!!
How're you??
I'm rethinking a lot of things and I might be distant or not.
Anyway, hi NJ.
Hi, NJ!
I'm fine enough.
How're you?
Hi Willow.
Hi, Eden
Howya?
I am good :)
Hey Willow!!
*hugs*
How're you??
I'm gine.
gine?
I think it's a typo.
Grand and fine.
Oh right :P
Boom, I was right.
Oh wait no, stinking me.
Darn words added together.
LoL
What does yolo mean?
You Only Live Once. Apparently.
I mean it as You Only Love Oreos.' :P
Okay, that makes a lot of sense.
I really want oreos now
I'm not too bothered about Oreos but I want cadburys.
I've come up with my own the sparrow flies south for winter.
Really?? What is it?
I say 'The Sparrow flies North for Summer' :P
Androgynous.
I've used it a few times.
It goes, "what's your name? Is it androgynous".
I came up with it when some jerk said " is this skul guy gay?"
Then my friend says he's androgynous,
And I said that's a brilliant code word.
I've used it 5 times against jerks who insults him.
Fair enough
They'd be like, "why are you talking about the gay skeleton?"
And I'd say androgynous and hit them.
LOL
I really wanna hit them now!!
It's fun,
I ask them if they've read any books and they say Horrid Henry.
HORRID HENRY!!!
13 year olds only reading Horrid Henry.
Seriously??
Horrid Henry??
OMG
They really need to learn the definition of a good book.
I know.
One person even asked if they could bring it in for the book swap thing we're doing in English.
I nearly started laughing when they suggested it.
I brought SP in naturally and I also brought in Gone.
Awesome.
GAH I'm already getting super excited for book 8!!
I know,
Skulduggery goes to war.
It should be awesome.
Have you read Gone?
And if so do you believe it's cliche ?
I have it, I have started it but seriously haven't gotten round to finishing it. I really should!
Do you think it's cliche ?
Like everything's been done, like Stephen Kings The Dome.
I really don't know.
What I have read so far I think is good.
I have to go, Bye!
Bye Willow.
Bye Willow!!
*hugs*
HI PEOPLE!
This profile picture or the last one?
THIS ONE.
Fencing is awesome. :)
Hello?
1st
Hello?
Hey Ieni!!
*hugs*
How're you??
HI PEOPLE!
Msd.
Hey NJ!
*returns hug*
I've actually had a pretty rubbish day. You?
I'll have to disappear when my parents get back...
Do I have to do a ded?
Hey Star! :)
I'm okay :)
And Yes you do, but if you want you can actually give the dedication to someone else.
Hey Star!!
*hugs*
How're you??
Not really. But it would be nice if you do. Just dedicate to something random, if you want. Not everyone can be Luscathio.
Nah...I'll do it.
*Clears throat*
Ahem...
Right. I dedicate this comment thingymabob to music, because I could not live without the stuff and it makes me feel alive. People listen to different types of music - but I've never met anybody who hates the stuff.
And also to all the people on here that are nice to me and make me smile, which apparently, I got told today is something I never do, which makes me look like Kristen Stewart.
I MISS ZATH AND NIX AND EVE. :(
I never see them anymore. :( Ah, I remember the good old days with Zath and Nix and Eve as my main Aussiminion blogfriendles. That was such a good time. :'(
I've met tons of new amazing blogpeople since then, BUT I STILL MISS ZATH AND NIX AND EVE. REALLY I DO.
. . . Okay, that was random . . .
You have to be smiling more than her! :)
MUSIC. Good one. GREAT ONE. :)
I love Music.
Music is Amazing.
Especially Rock.
Love rock Music.
:(
Star, I miss you too. *hugs*
Hey Eve!!
*hugs*
How're you??
Hi NJ! *hugs* I'm pretty goose, but I have to go to school now....bye!
HI AND FOURS EVE!!! *hugs*
At least my half term is the week after next. :) Which will mean I spend mornings on the blog. AND MORNING TIME IS AUSSIMINION TIME. :)
Bye Eve!
I'd better go to sleep now. :(
Fours!
Bye Star!!
Well, I better go now too.
Bye to anyone that is lurking about watching me!
post something new, Derek.
I am not Derek.. but you know.
Who is well enough to be here? (If you aren't here, you obviously have a bad case of an illness.)
Not true.
...But to be on the safe side...
It's called "youdontappreciatethebestauthorintheworldiosis."
Of course, the only people who have it are the ones who haven't heard of Derek or Skuluggery.
No, the only people who don't have it are the ones who haven't read or seen (Im refering to his movies) a work of Derek's
...
So that doesn't really apply to everyone who isn't on.
So, ha! You lied.
...
So that doesn't really apply to everyone who isn't on.
So, ha! You lied.
I didn't lie. I simply voiced something that I meant then but don't now, and I was joking or… making an entrance.
*fights zombie war*
Blowfish!
hi!
bye
Hey SPD!
Hi/bye forest!
Blowfish? Where?
Today is my 1 year Blogiversery
Hey Thrust! Awesome! Happy Blogversary! *hugs awkwardly* do you know what your first comment was?
I have a cup that is shaped like a blowfish. Is name is (his name contains a word that little kids can't here, and I'm not sure if we can post it here so I will star the word)… Simon the S*xy Blowfish. I named him after Simon from the Mortal Instruments.
I also just really like blowfish.
Lol. I have a rainbow ostrich marionette, who is currently named Alistaite(don't even ask) the Floating Ostrich. I'm planning on changing it to something SP related though.
Cool beans.
My feet are on backwards.
*sits down sipping lemonade*
That was surprisingly fun...
I don't think anyone has refreshed their page for a while...
hi
bye
OMGG.
This cannot be happening.
YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT ONLY FOUR COMMENTS HAVE APPEARED SINCE I CHECKED TO SEE IF ANYONE WAS ON ELEVEN HOURS AGO????
I refuse to accept this has occurred.
And it's Friday, as well!!!! S'a busier day than most, usually!!!!!
WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE DAYS WHEN I GOT HOME FROM SCHOOL AND JUST SAT THERE READING THE PAGE OR TWO OF COMMENTS MADE IN MY ABSENCE AND LAUGHING????
:(
Gahhhhhh.
Nix isn't here, that's what happened. When I git home and was reading comments and laughing, it was Nix and Eve that were dominating the page. Because they're awesome, and they were there day in, day out. There were other awesome, amazing people there, but they weren't there as much. I'm not blaming Nix and Eve though. Because I don't know what happened in Nix's life, but, uh, something happened. And who can blame Eve, or any other Aussiminion/Kiwiminion, for not being there when nobody else is really there? Because being here when nobody else is is BORING AS HELL.
I miss the Nix and Eve days. And I miss the Zath and Nix and Eve days. :(
And I know Lynxia isn't an Aussiminion, so she has no place in this rant, but I miss her as well. :(
Sparky was before my time, mostly, but I miss the Sparky period also.
Yes, the Sparky period, the Zath and Nix and Eve period, and the Nix and Eve period. Then the Death period??? I know the Sparky period and the Zath and Nix and Eve period run into each other, but they're different in my mind. Ah, Sparky was a page-dominator, she was. Now no more . . .
AUSSIMINIONS. KIWIMINIONS. IF YOU GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER AND COME ON LOADS, YOU'LL GET A TIME PERIOD NAMED AFTER YOU. IT'LL BE NAMED SO FOREVER MORE WELL, FORSTAR MORE. IN MY MIND, THAT IS HOW I SHALL THINK OF THAT TIME PERIOD. SO COME ON AND COME ON THE BLOG!!!!!
*MORE.
This time period is more Ameriminion-dominated, I s'pose. Lotsa Ameriminions, not many Aussi/Kiwiminions.
The first part of that last sentence equals VERY GOOD, the second equals VERY BAD.
It's not the Aussiminion's/Kiwiminion's fault, though. NOBODY wants to come on if there's no one else on.
*Aussiminions'/Kiwiminions'
Ever since we had an English lesson on apostrophes, I've been muddling my apostrophes up . . .
****got
I mean, ********got
S'from that many comments up . . .
*looks at the S'from* Should really be 'Sfrom.
Hi, someone here??
There are fewer and fewer people on the blog every day I come on... :(
I've not heard anything from any Iriminions, recently. Barely any Englandiminions are on the blog anyway. Aussiminions, I JUST MISS YOU ALL. :(
BUT SPARKY IS GOING TO BE ON IN TWO DAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSS. XD
*laughs* It looks like the ********got is a swear word I've astericked out.
SHE IS????? AWESOMESAUCESOME!!!!!
Oh, and HI!!!!
There were never many Engliminions in my time as a reg, so I'm not as bothered.
But the Aussiminions ruled the comment zone. Really they did. To have no Engliminion come on in a day is sad but acceptable. Not have no Aussiminion is INCONCEIVABLE.
Although I don't swear. Occasionally I do in my mind, but other than that, I don't swear.
. . . I'm pretty random in the order I follow on from comments.
STARRRRRRRRRR! *tacklehugs*
I've missed you so much!
I just realised how easily I can just come on here and natter to myself. I'm so sad. XD
LUSCATHIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *falls over from tacklehug and lands in lake* GAHHHHHH. *stands up and unsuccessfully attempts to brush water off clothes*
HI! *flicks water at Luscath*
Scathio is better than Luscath, Star hath cedided.
*laughs and flicks water back at Star*
How've you been, my dear?
*jumps backs to avoid the water dat hath been flicked at me, falls over, and is redrenched by lake*
*tries to say GAHHHHH but ends up swallowing water instead*
*coughs for a bit* GAHHHHH. I've been fine, I guess. Unlike my brother, who has chickenpox, and my sister, who's had her birthday party cancelled because of said chickenpox, and, because she's *insert my sister's name*, cares about these things.
OOH and yesterday, the day before, whichever, I did a FANTASTIC (by my ded standards, which in ordinary standards means not that great) ded, which was also a bit of a gloomy ded, but still, I award myself an A* for my dedication to my dedication, if that makes sense . . .
ANDDDD the relevance of this, which, me being me, I forgot to mention, was that Eve told me I did a Lucy-Anna. :)
Your deds are better though. They have point to them. They inspire people. :P Mine might have imspired people to hate humankond, but that's about it.
*humankind
GAHHHH I'm so talkactive today.
GAHHHH the word GAHHHHH is ny new favourite word. GAH.
*sings to tune of the Airshippy course (the one with the moles with metal things on their heads which pop said heads above the ground, the one with the cannons, yes, that one) from Mariokart DS* Gah, gah, gahgah, gah GAH, gahhh, gah. Gah, gah, gahgah, gah GAH, gahhh, gah.
That dedication was really good!
I'm going to have to get first soon to see if I can steal back my title;)
...
I made a speech about the same thing as well, the other day. Wednesday, I think it was. For R.E. I think everyone in my class wanted to cry because I wouldn't shut up...
Gah gah gahgahgahhhh, gahgahgahgahgahgahgahhhgah (gahgahgahgahgahhhgah), gahhhhh, gah gah, gahhh, gah, ggah. *restarts*
It wasn't good, really. :) But THANKS. :D
You did???? :D
I bet it was exceptional. :D
I thoroughly enjoyed it.
Sounds very much like something I'd say. Apart from the fact that I tend to try to stay on track, use more ellipses, use different vocbulary and am emotional through it all. I tend to have an incredibly emotional/strong start and something to end with that people won't forget.
At least, that's how my prepared speeches go. Half the time I just wing it and hope for the best, though. And end up doing better because I listen to my heart, not my head. :3
Hello Luciana! Hello Star! :)
Hello, Ieni! *hugs*
Luciana you're speeches are amazing and really motivational!
Star, I don't think I've read any of yours, but I bet they're really good!
Yay hug! *returns hug*
Awh, you're so sweet! Thanks, Ieni. It means a lot to me! ^^
*laughs* I was writing down purely what was in my mind at the time I was doing it. Unfortunately, my mind . . . has a tendancy to drift . . .
HI IENI!!!!!!
Oh, and did you see my comment quite a bit after my ded, saying that I listened to Enough for the second time and started crying again . . . *laughs*
Does anybody else when they here the phrase 'as the crow flies' in map stuff in Geography thing 'the sparrow flies south for winter'? And then go onto an entire S.P related track of thought which includes 'as Skulduggery flies'. That should be the thing they teach in map skills instead of this stupid crow flying thing...
Just being truthful Luciana :)
You wouldn't have seen any of mine, Ieni, coz I have like three total. :)
...I have to admit, being woken up and told by my mum and being told she'll be at the hospital because my sister's going there is not a comforting thing to wake up to.
Ah, okay. I would go looking for one, but I'm feeling pretty lazy right now...sorry about that...
Nope. I only come across 'as the crow flies' in books. :(
GAHHHH the other day Josh, who sits next to me in Geography, stole my rubber and wrote "I <3 Josh" on it. ANNOYZIGGING.
Hey Val :)
:( I hope she'll be okay soon :)
. . . Poor you and your family Ivy. :(
It was something about her heart not beating properly, I think...
Val! *hugs* :(
. . . :(
She's home now. Sleeping on the couch, and breathing and stuff. Okay. That's definitely good.
Anyway, hi guys!
Hello, Val!
How is everybody doing?
I'm just getting over being worried... Now I'm excited.
SKULDUGGERY PARTY TODAY
Skulduggery Party?
I is doing....good actually. Ths bus home from school was funny, because me and my friends were sharing this smarties tube and then when we'd finished we wacked each other in the head with it and then it got thrown at my nose...
*smiles*
Well, I got on the bus today a few minutes before it left, and then my friend said, "Holly, have you got your food stuff?" So then I got off the bus again and ran the the other side of my school to get my food stuff (usually five minutes if I walk), then I ran back again in time to see the last of the buses leaving . . . I was really upset coz my phone's out of credit, and I'd've had to go to reception to phone my mum, BUT MY BUS DRIVER HADN'T LEFT, AND HAD WAITED FOR ME!!!!! :D T'was SO. GRATEFUL.
Gtg now, rockclimbing. :(
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