Monday, September 17, 2012

Wow

Now then... THAT was a tour.

And it's all over. I've been home for a few days in between, but the fact is this tour has been going on since August 5th, and it ended September 15th. Last night I was walking around my garden, looking up at the stars, and the thought hit me: it's over. It's done.

Sure, sure, I have other things to do. I have an interview tomorrow, and signings and events in Bray, Ennis, Bangor, Belfast, Dublin and Cheltenham to come over the next few months, but essentially, that's me done for the year.

It's been a good tour. No, it's been a great tour. I got to meet so many of my Minions, both from Blogland and Facebook and the Forums and even Bebo, for God's sake. And then I got to meet so many more, those of you who don't even post comments. And then I got to meet those Minions who don't even know I have a Blog, or that there are Forums and Facebooks and Tumblrs and whatnot out there.

Already, some of you are being talked about in the corridors of Harper Collins. The tall blonde with the T-shirt in London. The hot chick in Australia, who asked me to marry her and assured me her girlfriend wouldn't mind. The readers who gaped, who froze, who hopped and skipped, who babbled and blubbered. The readers who proposed and flirted and flattered. The readers who came in costume, the readers who came with gifts... the artwork on display, the stories, the effort and dedication and the sheer talent. The massive four hour signing session in Liverpool 1, the even more massive five hour session in Bluewater...

And then all the bro-fists and the hugs and the tears from the hyperventilating teenage girls. The parents and guardians who stood in line so patiently, and who were so good-humoured. I hope you Minions thanked them for driving/escorting/waiting with you- they thoroughly deserve a hug.

It was exhausting. It was manic. It was fun. I wasn't able to take all the gifts with me on the plane, so they're being shipped over and I should have them in a few days. Once they are in my possession, I shall post some photos. Some of this stuff is astonishing.

So thank you, everyone who came out to see me and get a book signed. For some of you, it was our first time meeting. For others, we've met before. Others still, you've come to see me practically every single tour. I remember a lot of you. I know some of your names. And I love seeing you again.

And I'd love to say that now I'm going to take a holiday- but really, what are the chances of that? I've got stuff to do, and things to write, and sometime over the next month or so I'm going to have to start Skulduggery Pleasant Book 8...

4,884 comments:

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hmmm greeting room,

Jophiel said...

Oh! Yes youre right! I shall do that now!
Mbd

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Kk i gtg eat soonish

Jophiel said...

Okay... And I might be hourish distant... I just got given meds! No morphine unfortunately but Codral...

I want morphine!

Anonymous said...

I'm gonna pop in really quick and show you guys this.

https://browse.deviantart.com/?order=9&q=Derek+Landy&offset=24#/d4auxg3

Jophiel said...

*Laughs*
Lol, dats funny right there!

Jophiel said...

Ok, I am sleeping now!
*Finds cave* *Finds pillow and other various sleeping stuff*
Good morning everyone!
*Sleeps*

NOM Ominous said...

nooooooooo!!!! I found time to do science homework.
I am NOT on here enough.

Jophiel said...

Hello! I have the flu!

NOM Ominous said...

wow. the last time I flu was in December

Jophiel said...

I've never had the flu before, I find the chills quite... Chilling

Chase said...

Morning whoever is on.

NOM Ominous said...

never?
does that have anything to do with you living in aus?

NOM Ominous said...

evening, issac.

Jophiel said...

I doubt it... I don't get sick easily, but when I do... I'm out of the fight for about a month!

Hi Silver! I don't think we have met... Have we?

Chase said...

We have lol

You might know my girlfriend, fine little werewolf of a thing lol

Jophiel said...

It is morning here Thrust... And by any chance, do you know Thrust 20 Ominous?

Jophiel said...

CHASE?!

Jophiel said...

Chase, is that you?
*Pokes Silver in the arm*

Chase said...

*bows gently and gracefully*

At your service Ms. Rose

Jophiel said...

*Stands still*
You changed your name...?

Chase said...

I had to...

Em was trying to prevent me from learning magic by using my given names.

NOM Ominous said...

Yes, I was going to tell you, rose, but I forgot. Issac, are you in aus?
If you're talking to me, rose, no, I don't know any Thrust 20 Ominous.
Maybe a relitave or fellow...uh...

Chase said...

No I'm in Ireland, Thrust.

NOM Ominous said...

I use too many commas.
*bashes into tree*

Jophiel said...

Hmmm.... I better write down your taken name so I don't forget...
Well, isn't Chase sorta your taken name because Chase is your nickname?
*Looks around confused*
Stupid flu is confusing the hell outa me!

NOM Ominous said...

as I thought.
It's really awkward reffering to past 12 like that. My mate's dad drove me home and h said "goodnight... or morning, whatever."
i got the chills. I donno why.

Jophiel said...

Oh, I was talking to Thrust 20 and he said he was your evil reflection that's going to kill you!

*Raises an eyebrow at Chase*
I'm calling you Chase, not Issac or Silver

NOM Ominous said...

reminds me of Fletcher.
DEREK LANDY!!! WHAT'S UP WITH FLETCHER'S NAME!?!

Chase said...

No lol

My 9 year old was explaining this to me cause we've read that part of the 1St book.

Apparently a nickname is a part of your personality which is what you develop once you've been given your name. The nickname is a name given to you and you gradually accept.

So my nickname is a given name... according to my 9 year old and I'm not going to argue with a 9 year old with an IQ of 140 lol

Jophiel said...

Hey! No dissing Fletcher's name!
I know a Fletcher Low...

The combination of two people who I miss emensly!

NOM Ominous said...

Ohh you must mean thust2. yeah. he's my evil reflection.
Really he's going to kill me?!
that's odd.
I've spent my year searching for him and now for once he's willing to show his face..?
Kill me, HAW!

Anonymous said...

Hey guys.

NOM Ominous said...

I wasn't dissing fletcher's name. I wad asking why there is no word of taking another name to fletcher.

NOM Ominous said...

And what kinda hair does he have?

NOM Ominous said...

Hi kes!
*dully throws kes into giraffe pit*

Anonymous said...

Fletcher did take name. In Faceless Ones he tells Val that he changed his name when he ran away from home.

Anonymous said...

Hey Thrust!

*climbs out of giraffe pit*

I have the Doctor Who theme stuck in my head.

Jophiel said...

IQ of 140? That's higher than me!

NOM Ominous said...

yeah, that can happen.

NOM Ominous said...

why dont I remember that...

Jophiel said...

Hi Kes!
*mutters angrily about stupid flus and missing out on going to the movies with someone I'll never see again*

Jophiel said...

I think it was Thrust20 anyway... Yeah, he was one of the first people I talked to in here!

Anonymous said...

No clue. He did though. It was whn they first meet him and they are in the cafe and Skul is lecturing him.

Anonymous said...

Hey Death! What movie?

Jophiel said...

Yeah! Right after the encounter with Billy Ray in book 3!

Jophiel said...

I think it was going to be Hotel Transilvania or something like it...
*Sighs*
My movie buddie is going to Melbourne Girls Grammar and I will never see her again!

NOM Ominous said...

*nods* I remeber reading that part, but... I also remeber waiting for them to tell him to change his name or something. I vaguley remember.
Okay. no reason not to be live YOU.

Jophiel said...

I'll be distant, I'm going to quote the bit where the detective is talking to Fletch about the names!

Anonymous said...

Never? That movie looks awful.

Also, if there was a Skulduggery movie would you all go see it?

Anonymous said...

Death, alright then.

Jophiel said...

No, I don't want to ruin my imagination like that! I'd get the movie posters and that's about it!

NOM Ominous said...

Okay, so remeber folks! there's-a-sploilers ahead!

NOM Ominous said...

I may go see it depending on the reviews.
Rose! that's where e-mail comes in handy!

Anonymous said...

Death I don't know if I would. I don't want to ruin my images, but a Skulduggery MOVIE would be really hard to resist.

NOM Ominous said...

and kes, that movie looks glorious, dont make fun of it.

That's a refrence to a certain HISHE. you guys watch HISHE on youtube, riiight?

Anonymous said...

No, I do not.

And it actually DOES look awful. Now THE HOBBIT I'm looking forward to. Although the idiot directors are putting LEGOLAS in it.

NOM Ominous said...

did you read the hobbit? I am.
awful is a matter of opinio, kes.

NOM Ominous said...

and you should.
they have good points usually. dissing tons of films. It's hilarious

Anonymous said...

I did indeed read the Hobbit. And LotR.

Jophiel said...

Valkyrie scowled. "He has a name."
"Oh yeah, Skulduggery, right? Skulduggery. That's an unsusual one. Were you born a skeleton or were your folks just disturbingly hopeful?"
"Skulduggery is my taken name." Skulduggery said evenly.
"That's the advantage of being in this little 'world within a world' of ours," Valkyrie added. "You're told a few of the rules, a few tricks you need to survive."
Fletcher's shoulders gave a slight movement, like they were too lazy to give another shrug so soon after the last one. "I'm doing OK."
"So far. But how do you feel about being someone's puppet? Because if you don't take on a name of your own, any sorcerer who can be bothered might decide he wants a new pet."
"Aha. So Valkyrie Cain isn't your real name, that right?"
"That's right. It is the name I took, the name that stops anyone from controlling me."
"Well I changed my name when I ran away from home, so I guess I'm safe too, right?"
He was enjoying this. That made her disilke him even more.

Anonymous said...

Wbd, making fanart.

NOM Ominous said...

oh yeah. I thought he was joking.

Jophiel said...

Okay!

NOM Ominous said...

I'm going to leave and then come back soon. So wait patiently if you want company.

Jophiel said...

No, he wasnt...

You know what's really funny? My book 3 of Skul, that was at the bottom of my 4m high stack of books! And I had to dig through to the bottom and try and make it not fall on me!

Jophiel said...

Okay!
I'll be minecrafting!

NOM Ominous said...

haha! aurevoir

Jophiel said...

Wha?

Jophiel said...

*Sits down on a log and starts making spears* *Cuts self with knife and starts hopping around on left leg* *Clutches hand to chest*

Anonymous said...

Back. Will still be distant, posting to deviantART

Jophiel said...

Okay!
*Continues to hop around on left leg and clutching hand to chest*
And it is deep!

Chase said...

*holds handkerchief hard onto the cut*

What did you do that for Death??

Anonymous said...

Damn. It won't let me on my iPod. I'll do it tomorrow on my laptop.

Jophiel said...

Thanks! I was trying to make spears with my knife and I slipped and got my hand!
*Laughs*
I'm an idiot!

Chase said...

You need to be careful, take your time with sharp things.

And hey... you're not an idiot. Far from an idiot.

Anonymous said...

You don't make spears with knives. You make them with sticks and spearheads. Duh.

Eve the ROCK said...

Reading your comments, LOL. But I have something to say:

1. Red Backs are basically Black Widows.

2. Funnel spiders are much deadlier. Also Australian. Australia could build up an army of snakes and spiders and take over the world :P

Anonymous said...

Hey Eve!

I suppose that's true. I think I'm talking about statistics or poison strength or something. I just know that I read somewhere that Black Widows were the deadliest spiders.

NOM Ominous said...

do you have any locally, eve?

Nixion Strange said...

Nah, Funnel Webs are more poisoness

Jophiel said...

You'd be surprised with how many times I walk into invisible poles, walls, trip over my cordless phone, even a little twig is like a shark to me! And I simply refuse to touch knives!

I was cutting chicken for dinner one night. It was dark because we had a blackout so I was doing of by feel. I had this strange cramp in my finger all day and so when a sharp pain shot through my finger, I thought it had returned.
Minutes later I started feeling woozy, I told my mum and she said to go sit down. My finger kept stinging so I grabbed a torch and took a look at it.
Only then did I realize that I had cut my finger down to the bone using the knife. I put a band aid on it and sat, refusing to tell my mum.
My finger kept bleeding.
I eventually told her and hand to have five stitches in my finger...

Anonymous said...

Hi Nix! Oh good, I can buy my knife now. *stares pointedly at Nix*

Anonymous said...

Death, that is gross. It also sounds exquisitely painful.

Jophiel said...

Oh, I was brought up in fear of Red Backs!

Jophiel said...

Yeah, I refuse to eat chicken too!
*Shudders*

Jophiel said...

So Chase, I am an idiot!

Anonymous said...

I like snakes. And spiders. I do, however, hate jellyfish. *shivers* and you guys have the BOX JELLYFISH. *shivers again*

Eve the ROCK said...

*funnel-web, sorry

Yep, Black Widows are really poisonous, but not many people have died from it. Funnel-web bites can take effect within 10 - 15 minutes, and all the sites I've just looked on say "SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION IMMEDIATELY".

Uh, I think they're closer to Sydney, but my mum says she's seen one here. We mainly just have red-backs, huntsmans and Daddy-Long-Legs. Those things are actually quite poisonous, but their fangs are too small and weak to puncture human skin, so they're rendered harmless. :D

Jophiel said...

And I have two pet snakes
Bella: named after twilight character, diamond python, about the size of my arm, evil

Sly: very placid, Townsville carpet python, a good 3m long!

Anonymous said...

Daddy-long-legs aren't technically spiders. They have 6 legs.

Chase said...

No you're not an idiot

*shows her half a finger on my right hand, ring finger*

It's a good thing I'm left handed.

Anonymous said...

Death, I am officially jealous. I want a snake so badly...

Jophiel said...

Eve, where abouts are you in Aus? I'm Vic

Eve the ROCK said...

So was I, Death ;) *highfives* Whenever we sit outside we check under all the chairs for red-backs. Because they do like to hide there. They really do...

Jophiel said...

What happened Chase?

Anonymous said...

Isaac, you're a lefty? So am I! *high fives Isaac*

Jophiel said...

Yeah I know!

NOM Ominous said...

I dont have any harmful spiders, but once my brother woke up with a big lump over his eye and we deemed it a spider bite.

Eve the ROCK said...

I'm in Adelaide, I'm a mighty South Aussie :D

(I got that from a Foodland commercial)

NOM Ominous said...

you keep doing that.

Anonymous said...

Cool. Well not cool obviously, but still cool. If you catch my drift. ;)

Anonymous said...

Where did Nix wander off to? I have business to conduct with him...

Nixion Strange said...

I'm nearly always in the shadows

Chase said...

I sliced through it when I was replacing some of my piano's wires.

I didn't realise my hand was under the wire, so as I was pressing down, I was slicing.

Also being on morphine at the time didn't help cause I didn't feel a thing until I wiped my face.

*high fives Kes, left handed style*

Jophiel said...

Okay, I dedicate this page to idiots!

Everyone here has done something stupid. I have done many idiotic things in my life, my sister has walked into the campfire with her eyes closed and melted all the skin off her left foot. I have done what I said on the last page, my mum has mistaken the salt for the sugar many times... My family are idiots and so are most of us!

It doesn't matter how high our IQ is, you could have in IQ of 200 and still mistake salt for sugar, we are humans! Humans do crazy things!

Anonymous said...

Isaac, that is awful and disgusting.

Nix, do you have any knives, onyx blade about a foot long, iron hilt, no crossguard?

Jophiel said...

Oh, well I so dedicate this page to Chase, he's been through a lot and he deserves a ded!
*Smiles widely at Chase*

Anonymous said...

Death, nice ded. I walk into open doors.

Jophiel said...

I walk into anything that moves! Or has moved! Or won't move...

Chase said...

Ah cheers lol

I know it's awful and disgusting but it's my one idiot moment that I can truly own lol

Nixion Strange said...

I've been saving them for you
I've had a couple of interested parties

Anonymous said...

I walk into everything. Except walls. I finally figured out how to avoid walls. *walks in to wall* Or not.

Jophiel said...

I live in central Vic, a little town called Mooroopna near a big town called Shepparton!

Anonymous said...

Oh thanks Nix. You have 2? What do you want on return? And my swords are offlimits.

Nixion Strange said...

I don't want money.
Tell me, what else do you have to offer?

Jophiel said...

I walk into air and that makes me fall over! Walking into air hurts a lot!

And no beats my sister who walked into the campfire when she was in prep. She wanted to play hide and seek but no one wanted to play with her and she started walking around with her eyes closed

Anonymous said...

It depends what you want. I'm a decent bodyguard, none of my charges have ever died under my protection. I could train you in Symbolism unless you're an Elemental...

Jophiel said...

Oh, and I have something for you Nix!
*Holds out a box*
Now I want my stuff!

Anonymous said...

Death, how old was she?

Jophiel said...

She was in prep... That means she was... 6?

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, and I am Administrator of the East coast AS, I could maybe get you s position there.

Jophiel said...

But Nix is an Aussie!

Anonymous said...

Death, well, that is scary.

Nixion Strange said...

Death, I gave up on that when everyone blantenly ignored me
So I want something else

On, and Kes, anyone can learn symbol magic. It's not a main discipline. Even after the surge, anyone can learn it
And I don't want to be trained. A very detailed book on symbols will be enough

Anonymous said...

I know. But it is still posible. I think. Maybe.

Jophiel said...

I wasn't ignoring you! I was complaining about working with Eden!

Anonymous said...

Nix, alright then. And it's an Adept discipline though. I'm not sure if it would work if you were an Elemental.

Nixion Strange said...

You didn't listen to half the things I said Death

Nixion Strange said...

F**king hell! Does no one listen to me?!
ANYONE CAN LEARN IT! SKULDUGGERY CAN, VALKRYIE CAN, ANYONE!

Jophiel said...

I did! I would list them all but the drugs I'm on are making me lucid!

Anonymous said...

I feel like I'm missing something.

Nix, what would YOU deem an appropriate price?

Nixion Strange said...

You obviously didn't, if you have the damn box

Anonymous said...

Nix, ok ok, CALM DOWN!!!!!!

Jophiel said...

I'm going to go back on mine craft, someone tell me when he has calmed down!

*Jumps over the log and runs up a tree*

Anonymous said...

What exactly IS minecraft anyway?

Anonymous said...

Hi Ana!

Jophiel said...

What?! You don't know what minecraft is?!
It is an awesome iPod/iPad/iPhone/ and possibly computer game!

Anonymous said...

That doesn't really help.

Nix, you still here? I was listening, I was just wondering. Because Derek never really specifies.

Nixion Strange said...

... I'm still here

Anonymous said...

Sorry if I annoyed/offended you.

Nixion Strange said...

Not really you

Anonymous said...

Alright then. Who did?

Anonymous said...

I have to go soon, and if it isn't too much trouble, I would really appreciate getting my knives before I do if at all possible.

Nixion Strange said...

Fine

Anonymous said...

If you don't want to, that's fine.

Nixion Strange said...

No, go ahead

Anonymous said...

What do you want for them?


































And now I've managed to annoy you. Dammit.

Nixion Strange said...

... I just said before

Anonymous said...

Oh! I didn't realize you were ASKING for the book on symbols. Thought you were just proving that you didn't need training.

*hands over book on symbols from China's personal collection*

Will that do?

Nixion Strange said...

Yeah, sure
*passes knifes*

Anonymous said...

Oh thanks!

*inspects knives* these are perfect!


*goes off to practice throwing them*

Jophiel said...

Oh my! I was playing minecraft and my pet zombie moaned at the same time I breathed in! It scared me because I didn't realize I had the sound up and I thought I was breathing like a zombie! Or like Scapegrace!

Anonymous said...

That would be interesting...

NOM Ominous said...

i dont need nix's knives. i got these babies:
*swings pair of swords around and takes stance*

Jophiel said...

NO!!!!!!
I just killed my pet skeleton!

Jophiel said...

Thrust!
*Tackle hugs Thrust to the ground*
What's up?

Nixion Strange said...

I got more than knifes, if you want anything Thrust
I'm a weapons dealer

Jophiel said...

*Whips out a cutlass*
You're on Thrust!

Anonymous said...

Thrust, I have my swords as well. But you can't THROW swords made of solid rock.

Nixion Strange said...

Actually, I'm a anything dealer
Magical artifacts, weapons, anything

Jophiel said...

Thrust, you still there?

Anonymous said...

Anything? Really? Hmmm...

NOM Ominous said...

*groan*
Oh, not the ground. you suprised me!
whats up...what's up...
Definately not me!
*stands*
*retakes stance*

Jophiel said...

*Sits down and starts sharpening the cutlass*

Jophiel said...

*Jumps back up and takes stance*
Think you can beat me Thrust?

NOM Ominous said...

cutlass? okay thanks! what do I do with it?

NOM Ominous said...

I don't think to hard about stuff I already know, rose.

Jophiel said...

*Sighs*
I'm going to fight you in a sword fight...

NOM Ominous said...

oh so it's not a present for me.. sorry. I thought it was.

Jophiel said...

But have you even seen me fight with a sword or in this case, my cutlass?

Jophiel said...

If you beat me then you can have it

Anonymous said...

I could beat you both...

Mine steal souls with a TOUCH for gods sake.



Nix, you have Soulcatchers?

NOM Ominous said...

I know. Let's go! *jumps on tiptoes* this is boring, your move!

Jophiel said...

*Jumps and clips over Thrust fracefully*
Tanith taught me everything she knows!

Nixion Strange said...

You mean the object? The one and only object left that is a soulcatcher?
'Friad not

Jophiel said...

*Flips

Anonymous said...

And? I train with Dalrymple when I'm not busy with China.

Jophiel said...

Have you ever beaten Mruder Rose in a sword fight?

Jophiel said...

*Murder

NOM Ominous said...

*leans out of the way and swipes at her middle spontaneously shooting a fireball setting the ground alight*
I taught me everything I know. And the skulduggery books.

Anonymous said...

Yes. Before she was possessed by a Faceless One.

Anonymous said...

Nix, than it would be overly optimistic to ask if you had the God Killer?

Jophiel said...

*Shimmers away from the ground* *Swipes at Thrust's head*
I fought her when she was possessed!

NOM Ominous said...

not after? LAAME!

Ariana Shade said...

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Lenore -
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore -
Nameless here for evermore.

NOM Ominous said...

:( Im slow... *luches upward to block and retaliates with another downward swipe*

Jophiel said...

I have 3 pet ravens! Poe, Huginn and Muninn!

NOM Ominous said...

and i am typing this uder my covers.

Jophiel said...

*Shimmers out of the way and feints an attack for the left leg but instead goes for the right arm*

Anonymous said...

Death, not possible, she was killed by the Sceptre

Quoth the raven, "Nevermore"

Jophiel said...

So am I Thrust! Though it is 12:52pm here! Wait! More flu drugs! Yay!
Bbs! Taking drugs!

Anonymous said...

*brings out new knife and throws it at Death* *hits Death's right shoulderblade* *retrieves sword*

These have great balance Nix!

Anonymous said...

*knife, not sword

Anonymous said...

*laughs*

Ariana Shade said...

I want a pet raven!

Ariana Shade said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6TZlXReetw&feature=related

Anonymous said...

Ravens are cool. I'd rather a snake though.

Jophiel said...

Pet ravens are evil! Especially when they - Huginn and Muninn - sit on your shoulder and put their beaks in your ear!

NOM Ominous said...

slices an weird made up insignia into rose's backside.

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