And right before I head off to another signing, I give you Bloggy Minions this post to... uh... do whatever it is you were planning to do for this Requiem Ball thingy you all seem to be organising...
*Strides into the hall in trim white suit, silver hair standing on edge, looking disgusted at everybody, marches over to the side for a sit down and to watch eagerly as fights break out - trying to go unnoticed*
Emerald is right, guys. We don't have Geoffery Scrutinous handy, after all. Aside from that, you don't want to ruin your wonderful outfits now, do you? :P
ms korb the requiem ball is a skulduggery pleasant event it is celebrated every ten years to celebrate the end of the war with mevolent and now youll excuse me i shalll go help ms oblivion not that im violent but if anyone hurts her there dead
*agrees with Emerald, again* There's still another Blog post with free comment space, if you feel the need to continue setting fire to eachother's pants...
Oh, I got first. I dedicate this page to Komodo's flaming pants. If anyone thinks this is a waste of a dedication, feel free to do it yourself. I'll most likely kill you.
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Ima just go stand in that corner. Call me if you need me. Things are happening too quickly.
HEY GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!
Calm down with the fighting please.
There is a mortal in the room!!
*Stands up* He's made of fire right? Fire has no substance.
*launches at Komodo, pining him to the ground with air*
*manipulates moisture to get the punch out of Flame's suit*
Stop it. Now.
*shrug* I guess. Why?
thanks Val :)
*comes back to sarlia with a tray of drinks*
take your pick m'lady
no probs Luna :)
*Forces Pheonix off him*
*hesitates and makes her way over to Komodo* You okay??? Want me to help?
You can't force air off of you, idiot...
*takes martini and sips.* So, I'm gonna go punch someone. Anyone want to fight?
Um... lol
This is silly to admit really but I have never read a Skulduggery book...
Um... I was just here to get my girl *points at Emerald*
Umm, I'm kida stuck here, soo, Imma gonna have to ask you to help a bit,Jessica.
You ok, Flame?
I'm back, but distant.
Hello, all. *hugs everyone*
But it burns like hell.
Dinner is ready, I shall be back.
Goodbye.
Em, I'm sure you canhandle those kids? Can't you?
Goodbye Phoenix Mithrandir. I'll be back.
Pheonix, I forced you off me, not the air.
ehh. I'm never going to know what's going on. It's kinda fun like that.
Ah, he left, didn't he?
*send bolt of shadow at Phoenix so Komodo can get up*
*Strides into the hall in trim white suit, silver hair standing on edge, looking disgusted at everybody, marches over to the side for a sit down and to watch eagerly as fights break out - trying to go unnoticed*
Bye, Flame! Don't get yourself killed while I'm not here!
* stares as sarlia goes off to fight someone and sips sme champagne*
Aww, your bf left. Sorry. I was starting to like the guy.
And who cares about some third degree burns? I was born without the ability t feel.
Guys wha wiv all the fighting. i mean i admit i have punched a few people in my life with skuldggery but this is the requiem ball for god sake!
Chase- never? huh. Lucianna- hi, you look great! Flame- bye
Emerald is right, guys. We don't have Geoffery Scrutinous handy, after all. Aside from that, you don't want to ruin your wonderful outfits now, do you? :P
That's really gonna improve your relationship with Jessica.
Of course, taht does mean I can't actually tell if I have gum disease but, eh.
hello mr bones * glares at chase*
*snap kicks Jessica upside the head*
Shut up.
Jessica's fine with it, aren't you? *Feels a bit worried*
*sits down next to Alfridge*
I'm afraid your entrance didn't go unnoticed Mr. Bones
I'm Emerald Melody
*walks into the middle of the dancefloor* Komodo, I would like to ask you:can i join this fight
What is the Requiem Ball?
Flame, that's no way to treat someone who has complimented you.
Of course I'm fine with it. *punches Flame in the face.*
Nope. No likes to snog with gum disease.
Sorry, for being distant, everyone. Today hasn't been a good day.
That would be excellent Sarlia.
Sarlia- eh. *Randomly hurls fireball into the middle of fight* heh heh heh...
Why are you glaring at Chase, Eden?
Right, bye!
Flame, leave. Now.
Willow- are you Ok? *hugs*
*sips champagne whilst people fight in the midde of the dancefloor* this is silly...
*Produces his sword of Rightness*
*sends a fire ball* Gotta go, I'll be back in a second
*Sips drink and watches as the bickering continues, before striding over to the dance floor and looking anxiously for other Faceless ones supporters*
ms korb the requiem ball is a skulduggery pleasant event it is celebrated every ten years to celebrate the end of the war with mevolent and now youll excuse me i shalll go help ms oblivion not that im violent but if anyone hurts her there dead
Suz Korb; It's a sort-of-reenactment of the Requiem Ball.
Or it WAS a ball, before the fighting. :P
except, since I don't want to actually kill anyone, I kinda have to blunten it.
I'll be back in a moment.
*blushes slightly*
I'm afraid I have not, though I have a feeling that Miss Melody will make sure I catch up
*smiles at Luna*
I'm not ookay, but I'll be fine.
*looks around for someone to hit and chases Flame out the door*
*Uses forcefields to round ioff the edge of his sword*
That's more like it. Where were we?
dress picked!
gotta go guys see u at th next blog :)
bones, you're on your own. Chase- read them. All of them.
emerald he has not read any of the golden gods books does he even know the characters
Great, now I haveto wait for Pheonix to come back.
bye Val! Willow, if you want to talk feel free
Ms Brightside - I assure you that's unlikely. If not things might get... uncomfortable around here.
Don't you think *giggles*
orlaith roe- love the dress!
No you don't. *punches in face*
OH, wait, she is back.
now i think we should just stop fighting and dance have some martinis and have some fun
Alfridge- it's MISS. *glares* *mutters* stupid son of a....
*blinks* I forgot how much you guys talk...
Komodo, you should probably avoid me on Monday.
*frowns* I know men have this odd sense of pride, but, Komodo, you wouldn't mind if I helped you, right?
*Takes the punch without flinching* No pain, remember? *Thwacks Pheonix across the stomach*
*knees in groin* I'm really just doing this for the heck of it, now...
No, no I wouldn't Jessica.
How could you forget that? *laughs* lovely dress by the way.
*goes and kicks Phoenix for unknown comment*
No he hasn't.
But I am not expecting him to if he doesn't want to.
We can fill him in along the way.
As I said, he is the only mortal in the room, he's going to have to go through a lot of getting used to.
*flings across ballroom with air.
Does kicks in the groin have any effect on unfeeling people?
Also, bones, what do you mean by uncomfortale ?
*Crashes forcefields on to pheonix's head, knocking her out.
*frowns, and throws cookies at all of them*
It's a Ballroom, not a Colosseum...
*clotheslines Jess from a standstill*
Don't really know how that's possible, but whatever.
*sigh* *eyeroll*
*wakes up quickly*
You're in for it.
Oh MISS Brightside - all in due course. Save me a dance for later.
*Turns to see Luciana*
Oh hello my dear how're you?
You can't do that if you're uknocked out!
Well jessica, a hard enough one could render em unable to have kids.
Hey all.
I'm Back!
How is everyone??
Oh. Nevermind. *goes to find Komodo is the middle of the fight*
Dude, hard ones are the only ones I'm capable of doing.
Oh wow. That's really gross. Phoenix, watch where you kick.
Ballrooms are far better for fighting though.
THATS ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!
*openly growling*
Now if you can't enjoy the Ball, take the fight away from it. This blog post is for the Ball. NOTHING ELSE.
Now please... I'm asking you all VERY nicely.
Stop. The. Fighting.
*sneaks up behind Komodo and sets fire to his pants*
hi NJ :)nice dress
Hi, NJ!
I'm OKay, thanks. How're you?
Our ball appears to have turned into a battle tournament, somehow. :P
I know. When did this turn into a fight? Oh, right. My fault. Sorry all.
Alright. All around me I see nothing but chaos panic and disorder. At last my work here is done.
Be right back.
How about we move this into the courtyard? People are conplaining.
*Picks up Pheonix by the foot and slams her into the punch bowl*
Mr Bones, I wouldn't have it any other way.
Hello everyone! *runs in and trips*
AH! Derek it's so awesome you gave us a whole post for this! You are so cool!
Um, Komodo. You're pants are on fire.
My dear? Stealing my words again are we, Alfridge?
I'm fine, sweetheart. How are you, my darling dear?
*agrees with Emerald, again*
There's still another Blog post with free comment space, if you feel the need to continue setting fire to eachother's pants...
Well, okay jessica.
Well. This fight is over. Now.
Excuse my Mr?Ms waiter, may I have a drink?
*takes a drink from The Waiter, and nods politely*
Just saying...
I make fiery pants look good.
*growls* I hate being ignored. *glares*
And you can't slam someone who isn't here into a punch bowl!!!
okay everyone i think we should be nice * hands out martinis to all*
You do. But please, put them out, it's somewhat disturbing and Phoenix is enjoying herself way to much.
I do apologise Emerald. How the devil are you?
*Still glancing around the room, eyes flicking again to Luna Brightside*
*is confused as to why there is a punch bowl when there's a waiter who can get it from the kitchen*
Okey dokey.
*bows to Luna*
I'm going to go and sit down, thank you for the dance
*kisses Luna's hand*
*sits down, nervously watching*
*Takes martini and dumps it on the ground.* Sorry I don't drink.
*Goes upstairs to change into some new trousers*
care to dance, Mr bones?
Your boyfriend is... quite the catch.
Sits down in corner and waits for Komodo to return.
thank you Chase *smiles*
Phoenix!
So, should we continue our dance Jessica?
Hello? Anybody going to say hi yet?
Yes. That would be nice. *glares at Phoenix.*
Oh, I got first. I dedicate this page to Komodo's flaming pants. If anyone thinks this is a waste of a dedication, feel free to do it yourself. I'll most likely kill you.
Accepts a drink and removes the tray from The Waitors hand*
No queen should be serving me a drink. It is I who should serve you. *bows*
Sorry! Where are my manners? Hi Val, you look stunning :)
HI THERE VALKYRIE! HOPE I'M NOT HURTING YOUR EARDRUMS BY SAYING THIS SO LOUDLY BUT I'M CURRENTLY ON THE BALCONY!
Hi, Valkyrie V.
Hey Val V it's been a while.
How're you?
Hi Valkyrie V.
Hey, Val. You look stunning.
*Stands to dance*
Of course MISS Brightside.
*Moves towards Luna, Looking nervous now, takes Luna's hand and begins to dance*
*Takes Jessica's hand and starts doing a waltz* *A bit too fast*
Hi guys! Sorry if I sounded a little snobby... Anyway, how are you? How's the ball going?
Aww bless him, he made the post! Thanks Derek!
*laughs* I don't think this is how you waltz.
So, Mr Bones, you worship the Faceless Ones?
But I don't really care.
It's not? *Frowns* Okay then. *Starts going far too slow*
hello Robin :)
Hey Robin! We made our dresses on the same place! Yours looks better...
Hi Robin! *waves frantically*
You know. Let's try a diffrent dance, okay? *smiles*
Hey robin!
I don't think I'll be distant anymore.
Hey Robin!!
Okaaay. *Starts doing the conda*
Hey Robin! I don't know you. I like your dress.
Were you commenting on Chase, Phoenix?
Val!!! Looking good!!
Hey Willow!!
Being distant here is a bad idea. :)
Doo doo doo doo doo, DOO!
Hey, Val! Your dress is really nice!
Thanks, Em! You're looking great too!
Hmm? What, Em?
Crap, have to go.
Waltzing is easy!
glad to hear it Willow :)
Byeeee!
Thanks Willow! Yours too! I like the greenish colour!
Bye Komodo!
Yours is lovely, thanks though Phoenix
Bye, Komodo!
*laughs and shakes head while watching Komodo.*
is sarlia gone and hi to everyone who came
bye Komodo
Aww, bye!
Hello Terragon!
(Even though you're about 3 feet away from me anyway...)
Hello Terragon Nice to meet you :)
Phooey. He left, didn't he?
Hi Val
Bye, Komodo!
Hello, Terragon!
*waltzes alone grinning like a fool*
Hey, Terragon!
I oughta go too. I'll be back. BYE!
nice to meet you to NJ Maverick
Nobody else here uncomfortable with the *shudders* Mortal... in the room? He's a blasphemer to the Faceless.
so anyone care to dance
*spins with Robin and acts like four-year-olds*
No sorry lol must have had my wires crossed.
Your top comment said
"Your boyfriend is... quite a catch"
I thought you meant about Chase lol
Sorry.
Hello to every person on the blog
*grabs Val's wrists and spins happily*
Bye, Jessica! It was nice meeting you. ^^
*makes her way towards the food*
sure Eden :)
mr bones are discriminating against mortals
Bones, you are a complete d*uche.
The Faceless Ones suck!
One was killed by a 14 year old and another got itself killed just by destroying the sceptre of the antients. Just saying.
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