My face is sore. I'm not used to smiling this much. I think I need a lie down.
I'm back home for a bit before my last weekend away, and I've spent today wandering around the house staring blankly at things. It's only when I'm back for a few days that I start to decompress and behave normally, so it looks like I'll have to wait a while for that to happen...
My few days in Ireland were awesome, as usual. I signed in Dublin, Kildare, Kilkenny, Drogheda and Cork. The Cork signing was probably the longest, because I haven't been there in a while, but everywhere there were enthusiastic readers laden down with books. Some truly bizarre and cool people.
Then I had a few days off before my event at the Mountains to the Sea festival, where I chatted on stage with Dave from Eason bookshops about movies that have influenced the series, and we even got to show clips.
Dave showed bits from Starship Troopers (awesome!) and A Nightmare Before Christmas (amazing!) and It's a Wonderful Life (uhm... what?)
I showed a few trailers for a few things, but I don't think I'll tell you what they were... In fact, it might make an interesting blog post, discussing these movies and showing clips... Oh goody, I've worked out what I'm going to be talking about next time!
I headed over to the UK on Friday- just in time to experience the heat- where I signed in Southampton, Bournemouth, Dulwich and Bluewater in London. Last year, I was signing in Bluewater for four hours. I figured there was no way I'd be signing for any more than that this time. Five hours later, I had changed my tune. From people coming in costume- I'm thinking of a skeleton morph suit in particular here-
to people who had made their own Skulduggery T-shirts (and a certain tall blonde with the most awesome T-shirt ever, festooned as it was with lines from the books)-
there was no chance of my smile ever dipping. It's the sheer enthusiasm and energy of the people who turn up to get their books signed that energises me every single time.
And the hugs...
I'm glad you had fun Derek.
ReplyDeleteIt was great to see you in Dublin.
It really was.
Then I was sick again but I won't bore you with the details.
Can't wait to see you again and enjoy your time off.
You deserve it Golden God.
1st!
ReplyDeleteWe were the last people you saw at Bluewater. Thanks for staying so long. You made my daughter's day.
ReplyDeleteOMG THAT IS SO COOL DEREK!!
ReplyDeleteEmerald! Damn Woman! *cries*
ReplyDeleteStupid account not being logged in..
I could've got 1st! But blergh!
*sobs*
ReplyDeleteNearly had it...
WOOHOO I GOT 4th :D
ReplyDeleteGet over yourself Flame.
ReplyDeleteManly tears don't suit you and plus... I'm a sick woman.
I'm allowed some sort of blogly privilege every now and then lol
I WANT A DEREK HUG.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I want for christmas. And yes, I have a christmas list. (Anyone who immediately thought of the doctor when they read that line is now my friend.)
BUT IM STUCK ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ATLANTIC!!!! Shift continents, shift!
-Molly, pouting slightly, then smiling uncontrollable at the thought of the Doctor exclaiming he had a christmas list. Heh... heh...
I would have been before you Flame Phoenix
ReplyDeleteI NEARLY HA FIRST! WHY? WHY YOU STUPID IPOD BEING LOGGED OUT! D:
ReplyDeleteI'M damaged!
ReplyDeleteOh Get over it, :P
ReplyDeleteEm Got first!!
Congrats Em!!
:P
Oooooh I was in cork !! :D
ReplyDeleteI got a sideways derek hug :) He was so cool
ReplyDeleteI wonder if he remembers? Lol probably not
ReplyDeleteokayy im all alone .
ReplyDeleteOh well i'm supposed to asleep anyway
I should sleep. Oh well..
ReplyDeleteIt's only a quarter past 10.
ReplyDeleteHey i didnt get 2 go 2 any sighin bu den again prob good ting cos im kinda socially awkward bu derek plz give us tanith back cos darkuesse can c magic nd stuff so she cud c de remant in tanith nd darkuesse said she cud tear skulduggery magic r consioucness so mayb she cud take remant ???? Plz omg i luv skulduggery soooo much
ReplyDeleteI know but I have to get up at quarter to seven so i'm made go to bed ;)
ReplyDeleteOh right, fair enough.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if derek is watching the comments..... o.o
ReplyDeleteSo? I'm tired and my leg is sore from p.e the stupid teacher.
ReplyDeleteYour lucky p.e on a monday we dont get it tilll thursday :)
ReplyDeleteI hatttte it. Especially with my leg and arm.
ReplyDeleteI hate my PE kit!
ReplyDeleteIt's bright Pink!!
Haha!
ReplyDeleteWe get to wear whatever we want :3
haha mines black :)
ReplyDeleteI WAS AT BLUEWATER! I got a picture of that girl for my project :D She was lovely!
ReplyDeleteRobbinnn
ReplyDeleteOur old kit was nice! It was blue and Navy.
ReplyDeleteBut our new principal went and changed it :'(
Now we look like a bunch of barbies :(
Hiya Crystal!!!
ReplyDeleteWe were eighth in line to see you Derek EIGHTH. Four hours we waited in that blasted place!
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ReplyDeleteI was like 15th in line when i went. i waited like two hours
ReplyDeleteDerek if your stalking us comment pleasssee
ReplyDeleteSo many people there. There is always SO many people. I mean we waited FOUR hours christ's sake. So worth it.
ReplyDeleteHeya Robin:)
ReplyDeleteHey Robin!
ReplyDeleteyou were wating for a long time robin
ReplyDeleteHiya NJ and Flame.
ReplyDeleteIt was a long time. I think I deserve a medal for being an excellent minion. A gold one. Gold is special.
I was waiting for two hours on the publication signing.
ReplyDeleteHey guys! And yes, Robin, gold is special.
ReplyDeleteGold as a material is not special
ReplyDeleteYou do, that was a long time to wait.
ReplyDeletePaitence is a virtue and all that.
Kestrel! Hiya!
ReplyDeleteGold is special. Who are you to say it's not? *consoles little gold things* Don't listen to the bad person.
Yes it is, and yet I don't see the point of it.
ReplyDeleteIt was fine actually NJ and worth it in the end.
ReplyDeleteHey Kestral!
ReplyDeletePatience that is, not gold.
ReplyDeleteIf Gold is not special, then why is Derek the GOLDEN god? hmm?
NJ!
ReplyDeleteKestrel makes an excellent point.
ReplyDeleteHe's not speacial.
ReplyDelete*laughs as heads turn his way*
JK!
Thank you Robin.
ReplyDelete*stabs Flame and throws him on the volcano*
ReplyDeleteThat is BLASPHEMY!
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ReplyDelete*stares wide eyed at Flame*
ReplyDelete*whacks Flame with the KotW that I don't have yet*
ReplyDeleteI gotta go.
ReplyDeleteBye all!
*hugs everyone*
Bye NJ
ReplyDeleteI was joking children, jeez.
ReplyDeleteI have to go to tooo bye everyone *hugs*
ReplyDeleteBye NJ!
ReplyDeleteAnd Flame, it is still blasphemy.
Bye NJ! *hugs*
ReplyDeleteBYe Crystal!
ReplyDeleteI gtg, bbs.
Bye people who is leaving!
ReplyDeleteBye Crys! *hugs*
ReplyDeleteBye Kes!
ReplyDeleteWOOH! i was at the Bluewater signing! i gave you a poster! i had soooo much fun and it was great to meet you! totally worth the wait! and today in my french lesson every time i wanted to either throw myself out the window or kill my teacher i just thought 'WWSD' (what would skulduggery do?!) then i realised that was a bad idea because he probably WOULD kill the teacher!...
ReplyDeleteanyways... i digress..... and now have completely forgotten where this is going......
ah well! bye!
Bluewater signing was awesome.
ReplyDeleteI got a Derek hug and he signed my fez. It now has his signature on it and the phrase "fezzes are cool".
:D
Glad you had a good time, but I'm still very sad you didn't come closer to me. :( Now my set isn't complete with signatures. Just hope I can catch you with the next book launch. Please make sure you come to Milton Keynes or Cambridge again, PLEASE!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI think throwing yourself out the window is a good bet, 'doors are for people with no imagination'
ReplyDeleteOcta!!!
ReplyDeleteI doubt I can stay, so won't talk much.
ReplyDeleteBUT HEY ROBIN!
ReplyDeleteHow was your signing Derek experience thing?
Oookay you have cool hair I don't think I mentioned it buuut you do xD
ReplyDeleteIT was awesome. I blogged about it :P
ReplyDeleteOne day it will be as awesome as Fletcher's xD
ReplyDeleteAt least I hope so.
I mean Derek never called me the fez wearer. He called me fez guy :p
But I'm sure some people might and my name will be accurate.
I need to blog about mine. Will do so soon.
ReplyDeleteLink?
And thanks. I didn't say thanks last comment. I meant to.
OCTA! *TACKLE HUGS*
ReplyDeleteI heard 'bout you and Kal, sadly.
You got new hair?
ReplyDeletehttp://rsnowscar.blogspot.co.uk/
ReplyDelete^^ It's on there with pictures!
Derek? You awake and semi thinking? I wanna know if you remembered the paper you got at the signing yesterday. I wanna know soooo bad your answers
ReplyDeleteLadies and gentlemen as I bid you all goodnight
ReplyDeleteIt gives me great pleasure but a heavy heart to present to you
Dublin Daes
dublindaes.blogspot.ie
DEREKKKKKK.
ReplyDeleteYOU SHOULD GO TO SHEFFIELD NEXT YEAR BECAUSE ME AND MY FRIEND MADDIE (THAT I'VE GOT READING SP) HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO GIVE YOU. and we'd take you to baguette express because baguette. :P We wouldn't actually, though. We would, however, buy you a Skittles milkshake. And be really loud and obsessive over the books. XD
I won't give up hope! C:
Hey Flame! *glomps*
ReplyDeleteAwesome post Robin.
*pokes Derek*
New hair? Not yet. Soooon.
Also I have to go.
ReplyDeleteBYEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Bye Octa!
ReplyDeleteDublin Daes is back?!
ReplyDeleteBlye Octa!
ReplyDeleteI have returned!
ReplyDelete*spins in a circle*
ReplyDeleteOH YEAH,
ReplyDeleteHello, all. (':
*is trying to be happy*
Be happy, don't worry.
ReplyDeleteMe and L have devised a plan :D it's quite marvellous, if I do say so myself.
LUCIANA *spins with her in a circle of happiness*
ReplyDeleteWhat plan? *frowns*
ReplyDelete*sighs* i survived my audition
ReplyDelete*Hugs Lucianna* How are you, dearie?
ReplyDeleteAudition for what?
ReplyDeleteI' doing something awesome with Zaf when book 9 comes out. Maybe Val V. too.
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong L.?
ZAF!
ReplyDeleteI emailed you my version of the letter.
What awesome?
ReplyDeleteTOO MANY QUESTIONS AAHH. Stop being vague.
I have to be vague.
ReplyDeleteRobin. I'm keeping it a secret.
ReplyDelete*hugs everyone*
ReplyDeleteWell, apart from in pain and worried, I'm rather good.
HOW ARE YOU ALL?
I'm good.
ReplyDeletehttp://circlepad.com/quantumphysicscom/ look at my website?
I just read i emailed you back.
ReplyDeleteHello?
ReplyDeleteOh my God. Pet peeve coming through. Tell me or don't be vague. It's like when people say 'I have this awesome secret but I can't tell anyone' Why don't you just fall off a cliff into some lava? Rant done.
ReplyDeleteI'm excellent Luciana.
Hi Jessica! Can I call you Jess? I feel as though we've become friends in the last ten seconds,
ReplyDeleteI replied Zaf. Can I tell Robin?
ReplyDeleteHi Jes!
eh, whatever.
ReplyDeleteAhh, YES. Hello peeps.
ReplyDeleteIt's important we build up a nice feeling of trust here. That way I'll catch you completely by surprise when I accuse you of murder.
ReplyDeleteYeah tell Robin i dont mind, i prefer Ameriminions but any Minion is allowed to particupate or write on behalf for Ameriminions
ReplyDeleteLovely.
ReplyDeleteWhat are we talking about. If you don't mind me asking.
ReplyDeleteI do that alot.. Dx
ReplyDelete*frowns in confusion*
ReplyDeleteOk, Robin, first, Zaf is writing a letter to HarperCollins publishers on behalf of the Ameriminions regarding bringing Derek on tour, and publishing the rest of the books.
ReplyDeleteSecond, Zaf and are I are going to try to fly to Ireland when book 9 comes out and share a room and go to a signing. Val might come too.
Basically whatever random things pop into our heads Jes.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds awesome. Alright G2G. Phoenix and I are writing a book. BYEE.
ReplyDeleteAh, okay fair enough *nods*
ReplyDeleteBye Jess
ReplyDeleteYuuup! Ill be 17 or 18. So ill be okay.
ReplyDeleteAlso we basically are going to do this im making my goal by Friday to edit and type it up.
Bye Jes!
ReplyDeleteOkay , good luck.
ReplyDeleteI just realized that I will be 13, not 14. That might be a problem.
ReplyDeleteDaaaamn. Still.. Okay you know why did I ask Derek if he was up? Its like 11:30pm by him
ReplyDeleteIt is 11:30pm by me too *frowns*
ReplyDeleteThat was smart of me...very smart. Why did I ask Derek? Gaaah. I hope he answers
ReplyDeleteOMG DEREK! THAT"S SABRINA SPARROW!
ReplyDeleteOh she is going to FLIP
I'm gonna go!
ReplyDeleteBye!
That's not THAT late. wbd for the next 5 minutes.
ReplyDeleteAhh maybe I should be going to bed...
ReplyDeleteBye FLAME!
ReplyDeleteSabrina! Omg I remember her :3
ReplyDeleteOK bye!
I think I met her like once.
ReplyDeleteLOL. Yeah... She's a good mate of mine...
ReplyDeleteBYEEE!! *hugs*
Lol still....whatever. Hope he answers me when he has time.
ReplyDelete*shrugs*
EM!!!!
Em?
ReplyDeleteWhy don't I remember her *frowns*
ReplyDeleteAh yes, By the way. Derek, if you're reading this.
ReplyDeleteI HOPE YOU GOT THE MESSAGES I SENT TO YOU THROUGH OTHERS!! xD
He took my post-it from you Adra!
ReplyDeletelol Adra.
ReplyDeleteI still haven't gotten a reply from the other email.
Yes same!!! It'd be awesome to know you forgive me.
ReplyDeleteI git into the habit, i have been posting spoiler warnings on my Facebook status' if i talk about KOTW i never did that until recently
OMG! It's me! YAY! So I didn't just scream and cry, and wake up the whole house or anything...
ReplyDeleteThank you so much for the amazing day Derek, meeting you was actually the greatest moment of my life :')
Thank you so much for everything!
x
I gotta go, night!
ReplyDeleteWhich picture is you?
ReplyDeleteHI Sabrina!
Bye Robin!
ReplyDeleteLOL Passer.... xD You saw the fb thing, then??? LOL
ReplyDeleteAnd hang on Kes...xD
Sabrina, I don't think we've met.
ReplyDeleteKestrel LeStarre, master of torture and all manner of unpleasant deaths at your service. *bows*
BYE ROBIN!!! *hugs again* OH yeah, you're still AWESOME :P
ReplyDeleteLol thats funny.
ReplyDeleteOmg!!! I talked to another Ameriminion at my school. He was in shock i own every published SP book xD he was at auditions with me :D
LOL Nice!!!! And I'm still making Ameriminions... They have grown....
ReplyDeleteYour hugs are brilliant, Derek! :)
ReplyDeleteMine grow everyday. I gtg eat brb
ReplyDeleteWe have. By a lot. We are multiplying. Soon we will strike. SOON!
ReplyDeleteCALLLL!!! *hugs*
ReplyDeleteAnd dammit, DEREK GET OVER TO AMERICAAAAAA *cries*
BYe Zaf!
ReplyDeleteHI Amity!
*makes a sign begging Derek*
ReplyDeleteLOL "soon we will strike"
ReplyDeleteLOL...
I would TOTALLY drive to wherever he was going. I would fly there... And my mom knows how passionate I am about the series, and she'd probably let me... :P
Hi :) I'm the blonde girl :) Omg I am delirously happy about this! I will never actually get over this :''')
ReplyDeletex
Hello Dark! Hi there Trellis!
ReplyDeleteHow are you today?
Hey Sabrina! I saw you on Tumblr, ahaha. You looked amazing!
ReplyDeleteWITH THE EPIC SHIRT? Awesome. I like you. A lot.
ReplyDeleteAdra, my mom is kind of overprotective, and I'll only be 13, so...
I'm great Amity. Besides the fact that I STILL don't have KotW.*sobs* BUt yeah, great. *continues sobbing*
ReplyDeleteYOu?
Grand Cal, ta! You???
ReplyDeleteAnd... PASSER!!! LOL I thought you said that you DON'T do the convo thing... xD I told you it's addictive....
You don't have it yet?! Have you heard about any spoilers? I hope not, it was an amazing book!
ReplyDeleteI'm good albeit a little tired!
i have heard no spoilers. Yet. And it is all the fault of the American publishers.
ReplyDeleteAdra, who is PASSER?
Passer is Sabrina... I call her that because "sparrow" in latin is Passer.... :P
ReplyDeleteThank you Calamity :) come find me on tumblr whenever, I'm almost always there :)
ReplyDeleteI have no idea if the shirt thing was for me but if it was, then thank you, I made it :3
Adrasdos, that was because I was afraid to socialise. But this makes things slightly different :) OMG I'm so tupidly happy!
x
Oh. I knew that Adra. *grins*
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, Sabrina, it was.
Awh thank you Kestrel :)
ReplyDeletex
LOL... Passer, just but Adra.... Everyone does...
ReplyDelete*put
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, my brain has been fried. I'm writing like CRAZY again :P
Alright! I'm new! :) You going on skype later dear?
ReplyDeletex
What about Adra?
ReplyDeleteAnd would you guys mind reading my EPIC(if I do say so myself) fanfic?
http://www.wattpad.com/story/1915689-the-skeleton-detective%27s-enemy
Sure Kes!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd I AM on skype, dear ;P... I'm just... INVISIBLE...xD
And what d'ye mean, Kes...?
What are you writing about?
ReplyDeleteWhat? Oh! I'm writing about... my characters... And their adventures...
ReplyDeleteThanks. Thanks so much.
ReplyDeleteYeeep, Kestrel, I have saved the link to read before bed :)
ReplyDeleteOkay Adra (that just feels weird) I will come find you :)
x
Derek is lurking
ReplyDeleteSorry for poofing. I shouldn't be here. :P
ReplyDeleteMsd. D:
*shrugs*
ReplyDeleteim not feeling good :/
Thanks Sabrina!
ReplyDeleteYes he is Zaf. Yes he is.
HI L.!
What's wrong Zaf? I'm sick too.
ReplyDeleteStomach.
ReplyDeleteYeah Derek is lurking. I bet he is. I know he is *waves*
AH PASSER YOU CREEP xD
ReplyDeleteAWWW *hugs Zaf* sowie!!!!
*waves to Derek* Come on Golden God, I beg of you!
ReplyDelete*hugs Adras*
ReplyDeletePlease with a lot of epic people and cheese? Please just a hi or something....
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteHELLOOOOO BESTIE!!! *waves to Derek*
Adra, why am I a creep?
ReplyDeleteAnd no problem Kes :)
Derek if you're about, thank you so much for everything! I hope you liked your present/story/banner :3
x
You SAID that you would find me! LOl.
ReplyDeleteCREEP xD *i joke, I joke*
*grabs cheese and sacrifices a person/alien/ninja unicorn to Derek*
ReplyDeleteCHEESE I HAVE IT
ReplyDeleteAhahaha, hello Zaf!
ReplyDelete