I've enjoyed this tour. Yes, I hate leaving my life for weeks at a time, and staying in hotel after hotel and getting flight after flight is not exactly fun, but every reader I've met and book I've signed (no matter how hurriedly) just seems to replenish my energy.
I've met so many people from this Blog, from the Forums, from the Facebook page, and then thousands more, and each and every one of you have been good-humoured and cool. I'm not even going to MENTION the hyperventilating teenage girls.
I've been given loads of pictures, loads of letters (that I'll read on the flight home), loads of odd little toys and, er, marmite... which was nice of them...
The weather was almost bearable, even if the heat did seem to just magnify in certain places, and no event was anything less than fun. So thank you, Minions-with-funny-accents, for making this tour a great success.
In other news, some of you will have heard of the BBC shooting something Skulduggery-related. It's to do with the books- not a movie or a Skulduggery TV show (I'd have told you if it was)- but it is something cool and quirky and a lot of fun, and I'm dying to see their stylistic interpretation. It's going to be pretty short, I think, and I'm just sitting back and letting them do their own thing.
The next bit of the KOTW tour will focus on Ireland. For those of you who want to attend the launch in Eason bookshop in Dublin, either go to the Eason website or visit the Skulduggery Pleasant homepage and click on "Latest News". There's a whole host of signings in Cork and Swords and Drogheda and Kilkenny and Kildare, plus a rather unique event in the Mountains to the Sea Festival in Dun Laoighaire on September 5th. Here's what it says on the website:
Did you know that Derek Landy started his career writing screenplays? Did you know he is one of Ireland’s biggest cinema buffs, with a collection of memorabilia that makes movie nerds go weak at the knees? Joined by Eason’s Children’s Books Buyer (and wannabe Hobbit) David O’Callaghan, Derek Landy will share his favourite cinema moments in this exclusive festival event, where he’ll highlight some of the films that have inspired his phenomenal Skulduggery Pleasant series.
If we ask very nicely, he may even show us some of his original props and costume pieces from the likes of Superman and Alien. If we don’t ask nicely, he might just demonstrate some of his black-belt karate moves on poor Bilbo O’Callaghan! Either way, a fantastic evening’s entertainment lies in store, so make sure you’re there to witness the silver-screen shenanigans! Of course, Derek will also be talking about his new book, Kingdom of the Wicked, as well as signing after the event.
Ooh my god I got first!
ReplyDeleteHi Derek! I have returned
I'm going to miss having you in my country, Derek. =[ Good luck with the Ireland touring! Did you get Vegemite as a present by the way?
ReplyDeleteI happen to be a big fan of myself.
ReplyDeletePshh now I feel silly...
ReplyDeleteFourth!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd Derek, you were amazing! I was one of the hyperventilating teenage girls, after all. ;)
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ReplyDeleteDamn. :p
ReplyDeleteBy the way, this is also the Book Addict Molly! :D
As was I =]
ReplyDeleteAnd I don't get what the website says. I've never heard any of that awesome stuff about you.
ReplyDeleteThis may possibly be where I go hide under a rock or something....
(please don't use your karate on me Derek)
I'm too young
XD
ReplyDeleteI'm actually afraid I may never find myself before Derek in awe watching him sign his books.
ReplyDeleteBecause I am a canadiminion.
That, or hopefully if I do meet him, there will be a miracle and somehow I'll be able to open my mouth even slightly and chat with him.
But I doubt that will happen. It doesn't work with anyone else, I have to wish really hard for it to work with Derek.
I just can't or don't ttalk. :(
Canada, ey? :)
ReplyDeleteAnd to male matters worse my iPods TIME is completely off!
ReplyDeleteIt's eh schrodinger
ReplyDeleteApologies
ReplyDeleteI was close
ReplyDeleteYea? How's that supposed to teach yah?
ReplyDeleteYou think after WARS people smile and say, "well, we were close."
and I suppose then they would laugh and roll down a hill into infernal lava.
"oops" they would say "next time I thin- bllllaoorghhh......."
Excuse my punctuation and possibly spelling, I am typing on a deranged iPod. I just had to teach it that it was actually late at night... Ahand not 6.51...!
ReplyDeleteStupid silly little thing
Oh yes so do I... But damnit I didn't say so. I hope you can always find minions' energy as a special charge for your own.
ReplyDeleteThere that's sorta okay. Right?! Right??!
*eyes wide*
*eyes fall out*
*picks up jawbreakers and shoves them in sockets*
oh wait....
*cats come to help start the proscess of the removing of the jawbreakers*
damn typing on iPods is boring.
I gotta go to bed. Maybe I'll be less growtchy. However everthing that may have sounded groutchy was actually a joke. I hope you guys realised that. It's what happens when all the funny is outta me. I grasp onto everthing. It's hard being me. Sigh....
ReplyDelete(Yawn) Its 4:57 over here
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to watch!
ReplyDeletethough, I do have to wait until Halloween for the Canadian release.
just peachy
Almost considering flying to Ireland... even though I'm not even a teenage girl. (I would, probably, hyperventilate anyway, though.)
ReplyDeleteBut, alas, can't do. Not this year anyway. Sigh.
Hey Derek, have you heard the Raising Cain podcast yet? The first episode is on Podomatic! -Dan
ReplyDeletehttp://www.raisingcain.podomatic.com
ReplyDeleteDEEEEEERRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEKKKKK!!!
ReplyDeleteJust so you know
1.) Be sure to read my letter! YOU WILL LOVE IT! Especially the part where I dreamed about KOTW...
2.) YOU HAVE TO COME TO MY SP PARTY THIS YEAR. It's your BIRTHDAY party. Ask someone you know for a plane ticket to America or something!
3.) Why can't there be a competition HERE? Pleeeeeeeease? Something that involves meeting you?
4.) Also! If you ARE making a movie, I call dibs on being Valkyrie! Ha! I called it!
5.) Hello! I'm insane!
Oh, and Derek, I hope you have had your experience dealing with hyperventilating teenage girls, because when I meet you next year, it'll be even crazier.
ReplyDeleteHowever, maybe I could meet you THIS year... *cough come to me party this year cough*
Ah insanity, A wonderful pastime
ReplyDeleteInsanity has been taken hostage by me.
ReplyDeleteHey Val *Waves at Val*
ReplyDeleteHello Jonathon! *picks up an arm and waves to him with it* *tosses it at his head, and the hand hits him in the face*
ReplyDelete*Jonathon laughs* I see your still insane. You really must tell me what your holding your reflection hostage for. :)
ReplyDeleteAh. Yes, well, I always thought it would be fun to interrogate myself, you know? I mean, yes, it's incredibly disconcerting, but you know, still fun.
ReplyDeleteI was at the Morley signings and got to meet Derek for the first time! It was awesome. I gave him my favorite book to sign, [mortal coil] and hes like: "Is this your favorite book, not the latest one?" I said, "Nope."
ReplyDeleteHe seemed really surprised, somewhat impressed that someone actually had an opinion of their own. :D
Loved it!!!
Derek, do you have a Superman cape? Because it you do, I have to ask: do you run around your house with it on when no one's looking?
ReplyDeleteWe’re all going CA-RAY-ZEE on the Facebook page, Derek! Thanks for the clarification!
ReplyDeleteAnd Marmite? I got you Vegemite. And Timtams. In a shoe box. Vegemite is cool. You should eat Vegemite, now.
Can’t WAIT for this interpretation! Timothy will surely make a brilliant Skulduggery.
I… I was hyperventilating THAT much, was I? Siriusly, I had reason to. I mean, have you met yourself lately?
Yep, that's me.... The hyperventilating teenage girl.... :P
ReplyDeleteHello Eve!
ReplyDeleteHey! I was at the Melbourne signing and happily, I was one of those hyperventilating teenage girls.
ReplyDeleteDEREK! YOU SAID YOU LIKED MY GLOVES! THEY WERE A LATE BIRTHDAY PRESENT! THEY WERE BLUE AND HAD BLACK LACE ON THEM!
Just realized that I'm an idiot, I wrote the whole thing above holding onto the shift bar instead of pressing 'caps lock'.
I'm an idiot!
Hi everybody I'm back * chops down door with axe
ReplyDeleteHi MR. Threatening! Your scary.
ReplyDeleteI'm Random!
**Makes stupid faces at computer screen**
Also, I'm known as I Love Billy Ray Sanguine
ReplyDeleteWell you see my name name implies some degree of fear and your s well how dare you kill tanith
ReplyDeletehttp://www.mybookcorner.com.au/articles/712-author-interview-derek-landy.html
ReplyDeleteGUISE! IT’S THE INTERVIEW!
Yes, well, I'm Valkyrie Cain! Otherwise known as Darquesse! I WILL KILL YOU ALL!
ReplyDelete*rides off on a unicorn*
Why wont anyone reply?
ReplyDeleteDerek, you like my gloves! Also, when you weren't looking I was one of the hyperventilating teenage girls in Melbourne! I LOVE YOU!
Yeah, I kill Tanith using my boyfriend's strait razor.
ReplyDeleteHi everybody, I'm Billy Ray, don't you just love me girl?
Isn't he just SO sweet?
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ReplyDeleteIf you consider nearly getting your throat slashed by him as sweet, then yes, Billy-Ray is positively cuddly.
ReplyDeleteYou should see his face! He is like :O
ReplyDeleteHe is so red! Don't tell him there is a trash for the comments! Please!
Oh Billy-Raaaaaaay, there's a trash for the comments!
ReplyDeleteYeah, he actually saved me from the skeleton and Ghastly. I was at a club and i saw them and I was like 'OMG! Got to get out' They chased me into a dark alley and then Billy Ray was there with Tanith and saved the day!
ReplyDeleteDon't say that!
ReplyDeleteWell, he is a criminal. And he did try to murder me. Multiple times.
ReplyDeleteSEE?!
ReplyDeleteYeah, but you stole his razor! He hates that. I almost threw it out yesterday. . .
ReplyDeleteSo? My life versus his razor. I think I win.
ReplyDeleteI repeat: HE TRIED TO KILL ME.
But he said that he fancied Tanith to you, that means he'd never actually kill you. He trusts you!
ReplyDelete*frowns* The only reason he didn't kill me was because he thinks it's crueler to let me live. He doesn't trust me.
ReplyDeleteAnd I saw how many people he had to kill in order to get that razor and the title 'hit man deluxe'
ReplyDeleteHe has a beautiful place in Texas. It's a farm and he has a pet horse named Steph. Yeah, Steph
Hit man deluxe? He's a coward.
ReplyDeleteOk well guys I found a way I could be in the books it could be a longshot listen to this there's eventually gonna be more teleporters than fletcher natural talents and all maybe Derek can make fletcher mention it like there's another teleporter me
ReplyDeleteHe's always be quite the lier. Billy Ray is a genius. He fooled Ghastly into thinking that he had feelings for his tanith
ReplyDeleteGood Idea! Mr, Threatening. Can I call you Eden?
ReplyDeleteHmmm. Well, I have to go - probably to save the world from the Faceless Ones or something - so bye!
ReplyDelete*gets in the Bentley and leaves*
Somewhere like aus new zee land or something
ReplyDeleteHE IS NO COWARD! HE IS SWEET STRONG AND BEAUTIFUL!
ReplyDelete**starts crying. Billy Ray pick up the keyboard**
Your lucky you ain't here. You made my darlin' cry.
*Glares**
WAIT! ONE LAST THING!
ReplyDeleteDerek! Party! You! Come! PLEASE!
Your editors have my email address (and my normal one, for that matter) so if you can will you PLEASE - I beg of you - send me an email about whether you can come or not?
And yes you may call me eden
ReplyDelete*punches Sanguine across the jaw and runs off, leaving Blogland*
ReplyDeleteOoh a fight. holds death rose back. So val can get away
ReplyDeleteHello!
ReplyDeleteI just got away from those stinkin' gods. Rose hates 'em! 1 full month and me girl goes to hysterics due to the Skeleton takin' her into custody. She has a major crush on Ravel too
ReplyDelete**Smiles at Death's tear swollen face**
Hey maya what do you think of my idea for getting into the books
ReplyDelete"Eden! Let do of me! She punched Billy Ray!" Starts crying again and wonders if she can come to a party?
ReplyDeleteNow calm down . Punches rose in the face and runs off
ReplyDeleteHi, this is so cool!
ReplyDeleteHey can you help me get into the books too? I'd love that! Death Rose and Eden Threatening.
ReplyDeleteP.S. I'm an adept. I can make gravity go different ways. And I can make people go into trances and make them see different things
NO! IT IS MY PARTY!
ReplyDeleteHowever, if you want to see what last year's party was like...
http://bringingskulduggerytothemasses.blogspot.com/2011/10/here-are-pictures-from-party-and-of.html
And, even BETTER...
http://dereklandy.blogspot.com/2011/10/first-competition-ends.html
@Eden
ReplyDeletePretty Good!
But I don't think he will introduce another teleporter cos ... wait a sec... that's a spoiler.
RIVER SONG MOMENT!
Hello selene welcome to the wondrous and exciting world of blog land . Punches rose again
ReplyDelete78 comments,this is the closet I have ever come to being first. HEY WAIT WHEN DID DEREK POST THIS, HE STILL MIGHT BE ON HERE!
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of River Song moments...
ReplyDeleteChapter 17 of Mortal Coil:
"Hello, sweetie," Marr smiled.
Calls Billy Ray
ReplyDelete"Honey, Eden Threatening just punched me in the face!"
"What?! To my girl? He's gonna pay"
"What are you going to do about it?"
"What do you think darlin'? Neck or wrist?"
Smiles evily, "Neck."
Hi Dew/Selena/realname/vena/you
ReplyDelete@Rose Are you an Nz minion?
I have a passionate hating for maths.
ReplyDeleteHe punched me twice!
ReplyDeleteROSE I HAVE NEVER MET YOU BEFORE, HI!
ReplyDeleteWell then I can change but I am not going to give up I will be in the books even if I have to threaten derek
ReplyDeleteAnd sure rose as long as you don't cramp my style
No, I'm an Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!
ReplyDelete@Valyrie MIND-BLOWN!
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ReplyDeleteOh oh oh
ReplyDeleteI wont, as long as you apoligise for punching me in the face, TWICE
ReplyDeleteIf you do, I'll call of my honey bunny
Sorry for punching you rose .kicks sanguine in the groin . Now call him off
ReplyDeleteHi Eden, Hi Maya, Hi Rose again. :)
ReplyDeleteGlad i got to meet you! Now i'm wondering if i mighhhtttt have been hyperventilating.... Nope... Maybe... Ah well! I was in ADELAIDE (dymocks) :D
ReplyDelete@Selena
ReplyDeleteWhat Cultraulness are you going to beeeee?
Maya, it's Oi! Oi! Oi!
ReplyDelete**Counts to ten slowly** Fine
ReplyDeleteYeah hi five rose for their new partnership if there's no teleporters I'm going to have to think of something else
ReplyDeleteI know. I was going to say oh... cos I thought you were this girl from my school.
ReplyDeleteNice to meet you!
Meanwhile...*Tanith Regenerates*
K
ReplyDeleteDerekkkkkkkk, read this:
ReplyDeletehttp://valkyriesstories.blogspot.com/2012/08/surprise.html
Why does everyone think I'm a girl this is the last time I AM A BOY anyone who gets it wrong will face my wrath
ReplyDeleteTanith is dead, I went troll on her
ReplyDeleteI knew you were a guy, I don't know why. . . P.S. I think your out of milk
ReplyDeleteTanith EATS trolls daily.
ReplyDeleteSharpens knife to stab any mistake makers
ReplyDeleteI don't like milk
ReplyDeleteEden, no offence, but Eden sounds... Girlie! *Steps into a force field to avoid a certain someones wrath*
ReplyDeleteAre you out of milk???
ReplyDeleteHey Jonothon!
ReplyDeleteHE IS NOT A GIRL! Do you think I'm a girl???
ReplyDeleteSorry, I am playing on Google translate again...
ReplyDeleteJonathan don't make me disintegrate your other arm
ReplyDeleteAnd I got Eden from the Chelsea player eden hazard and threatening from frightening jones
Destroys force field and punches Jon
Jonothon, your mean! I kill people with Billy Ray but you, insulting my friend? Unforgivable. Eden, teleport over to my place so we can show Jonothon what were made of!
ReplyDeleteAnd no I'm in a hotel we are leaving today but we have milk not that I would drink it
ReplyDeleteHits Jonathan again
Rose, I know someone who's middle name is Rose. She is very annoying. Hey, that's just like what I said to Jonathon, its true though, both of the things I said
ReplyDeleteDia duit, tá ardaigh bás. Conas atá tú???
ReplyDeleteGets rosé and punches Jonathan again
ReplyDelete*Shakes fist* Gasp!!!
ReplyDeleteChoose an account already :)
Also what culture are you going to be?
Ta me go Maith
ReplyDeleteOh, sorry, people are talking in my empty house. LOL!
ReplyDeleteGoes to Jonothon's with Eden. Were in your bedroom!
ReplyDeletebye Eden!
ReplyDeleteKay
ReplyDeletehits Jon again
this is soo easy
Eden's leaving? I'm stuck in a random house by myself.
ReplyDelete**Takes out phone and calls billy ray**
"Sorry you have no credit, please recharge"
Anyone have change for a pay phone??
Eden, come back and take me home to Billy Ray! PLEASE!
ReplyDeleteUses power symbols disintegrate jons other arm
ReplyDeleteWhat are you going to do now sucka
'm BACK!!! *Gets punched* Hey!
ReplyDelete*starts humming payphone*
ReplyDeleteCos I'm at a payphone trying to call home...
Smiles as I see Billy Ray come out of the ground at my feet. Eden, I'm goin' home with me honey bunny now
ReplyDeleteI'm not leaving and sure I'll bring you back what are friends for : )
ReplyDeleteTeleports rose to sanguine
No, Billy Ray comes and joins the fun!
ReplyDeletePunches Jono in da face bro!
Maya I love that song I had it stuck in my head for a week
ReplyDeleteAll of my change I've spent on you
Thanks Eden! I love you!
ReplyDeleteBilly Ray looks at his straight razor to Eden threateningly.
Whoops
BBS guys
ReplyDeleteWell Jon is armless get it so
ReplyDeleteknocks
jons teeth out
Can anybody tell me why? I'm lonely like a satellite?
ReplyDeleteLet's start a karaoke!
ReplyDeleteWhat shall we sing?
Can anybody hear me?
ReplyDeleteHi ... if any one is on?
ReplyDeleteWAIT A SECOND
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like MIKA
We shall sing... Summer lovin?
GtG
ReplyDeleteBye, I love you all!
Kisses Billy Ray as I sink into the ground
Now billy ray you don't want to do something youll regret
ReplyDeleteTeleports behind him and puts him in a sleeper hold
Playing with fire is he dead na just sleepin
Bye Rose!
ReplyDeleteHey Future! Not meaning to be a Malfoy but you spelt mystical wrong... unless you meant to do that. Then just ignore this
Hi mystical cant call you mist cause zathract is mist
ReplyDeletehi all i'm Mistical but you can all me Misty
ReplyDelete*Shakes everyones hands
hi all i'm Mistical but you can all me Misty
ReplyDelete*Shakes everyones hands
Yeah I only noticed that now I spelled it right though
ReplyDeletehelloooooooo
ReplyDeleteit was nice to meet you Derek!!
I wonder if you're going to put up that picture I drew for you...
Hi misty that reminds me anyone going to see the hobbit I read the book and it's gonna be brilliant
ReplyDeleteGood morning/evening/etc. Miss Cain!
ReplyDeleteHi miss Cain I hope he does I'd like to see it
ReplyDeleteHobbit...Nz?
ReplyDeletethe afternoon here, Maya
ReplyDeletemy new school is AWESOME
although I go there in 2014, it's still cool
woops i did it twice
ReplyDeleteand yes i did mean to spell it wrong but thanks for cheking
oh i hav enews on the BBC Skulduggery thing!
Timothy Renouf is playing Skulduggery
but that's it to what i know
WILL.GOOGLE.HIM.NOW.
ReplyDeleteI'm on the BBC website RIGHT NOW
ReplyDeletelooking for anything else...
this is his twitter page
ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/TimothyRenouf
and he talks a little about the SP thing
Hey Eden, why you no have any blogs?
ReplyDeleteI already googled him and checked the page where he tweeted
ReplyDeletethanks Misty!
ReplyDelete*copies and pastes link*
*opens it*
Oh I haven't done it yet every time I'm on I'm here with you guys
ReplyDeleteYeah and pixate what magic do you do
ReplyDeleteHi Mistical, WE SHOULD SING A THOUSAND YEARS BY CHRISTINA PERII!
ReplyDeleteI have to go bye bye, see you guys!!
ReplyDelete"your welcome" Misty says to miss Cain
ReplyDeletebye Harmony!
ReplyDelete*is reading his Twitter page*
*squeals in excitment*
Bye Dew!
ReplyDelete:( bye Harmony! have a good day!!!
ReplyDeleteYaaaaay! I went outside to collect the clothes, expecting cold winter chills, and I didn't get one shiver down my spine! There was a breeze, but it wasn't cold! The air had a certain thickness to it, and it was actually a bit WARM! SPRING IS ALMOST MAKING AN APPEARANCE!
ReplyDeleteOne of the kids on the twitter page said renouf was the shuttle bugs I think I speak for us all when I say Derek is our only messiah
ReplyDeletebrb i gota do some thing i should be back in 15-30 min
ReplyDeletesee u all soon
Hai Eve!
ReplyDeletebye Misty!
ReplyDeletehi Eve!
Eden, I saw that comment
awesome
Maya what do you think is renouf the new messiah or is it the golden god
ReplyDeleteGolden God!
ReplyDeleteI trust that Renouf will do a good job.
Hope so I always thought it woul be someone like depp for the real movie
ReplyDeleteIs Renouf irish?
ReplyDeleteAlso who did the skulduggery audio on the UK site?
Don't know but he's not irish
ReplyDeleteHelp!
ReplyDeletei werent here did u see my bro runing into the hall today som embra
What does it MEAN?
Eve, maybe what it means:
ReplyDeleteI wasn't here. Did you see my friend running into the hall today?
and I haven't a clue what the last bit is
ReplyDelete"Did u just call me a
B****
well b**** means dog..right
And dogs bark, bark comes from trees
And trees are a part of nature
And nature is BeAuTiFuL
So thanks for the
COMPLEMENT"
Yeah..... But that's what all the b****es say!
Haha no im kidding that's quite clever. I wonder what they'll say if I call them a moron...
"Som embra".... Maybe it's Spanish.
ReplyDeleteI sometimes call people oxymorons and idioms cos they don't know what oxymorons and idioms are. Tis funny
ReplyDeletemy friend told me that b***h thing before
ReplyDeletequite smart
Embra is the capital of Scotland if that helps...
ReplyDeleteAwww it's so nice to hear you had a great tour! I have been looking at some of the gifts the guys on the facebook page were giving you and it's hilarious to say the least.
ReplyDeleteI also loved your reaction when ever people would say hi from Becky xD I swear that girl is infamous
Can't wait to see this 20 minutes thing the BBC is doing- it sounds awesome and it will be a nice distraction from the ending of KOTW- yes damn it I'm still in shock :P
But don't worry no spoilers from me ^_^
Enjoy your radio chat!
-Nicolette
What did I miss? And Billy Ray don't like you Eden!
ReplyDeleteDid we end up singing karaoke??
ReplyDeleteHi Rose (Tyler)!!!
ReplyDeleteWB Death
ReplyDeleteand no, no karaoke
Hello? Eden? Misty? Nicole? Maya? Miss Cain?
ReplyDeleteOh! No karaoke? Hey where is Eden? Billy Ray owes him a few stabs
ReplyDeleteAlso Billy Ray is sorry for acting like a jerk to you Miss Cain and the rest, not you jono
ReplyDeleteI'm baaaaack
ReplyDeletesup every one!