Wednesday, August 22, 2012

No Place Like Home

Sitting in my hotel room, waiting for a radio interview... and then I'm going home.

I've enjoyed this tour. Yes, I hate leaving my life for weeks at a time, and staying in hotel after hotel and getting flight after flight is not exactly fun, but every reader I've met and book I've signed (no matter how hurriedly) just seems to replenish my energy.

I've met so many people from this Blog, from the Forums, from the Facebook page, and then thousands more, and each and every one of you have been good-humoured and cool. I'm not even going to MENTION the hyperventilating teenage girls.

I've been given loads of pictures, loads of letters (that I'll read on the flight home), loads of odd little toys and, er, marmite... which was nice of them...

The weather was almost bearable, even if the heat did seem to just magnify in certain places, and no event was anything less than fun. So thank you, Minions-with-funny-accents, for making this tour a great success.


In other news, some of you will have heard of the BBC shooting something Skulduggery-related. It's to do with the books- not a movie or a Skulduggery TV show (I'd have told you if it was)- but it is something cool and quirky and a lot of fun, and I'm dying to see their stylistic interpretation. It's going to be pretty short, I think, and I'm just sitting back and letting them do their own thing.


The next bit of the KOTW tour will focus on Ireland. For those of you who want to attend the launch in Eason bookshop in Dublin, either go to the Eason website or visit the Skulduggery Pleasant homepage and click on "Latest News". There's a whole host of signings in Cork and Swords and Drogheda and Kilkenny and Kildare, plus a rather unique event in the Mountains to the Sea Festival in Dun Laoighaire on September 5th. Here's what it says on the website:


Did you know that Derek Landy started his career writing screenplays? Did you know he is one of Ireland’s biggest cinema buffs, with a collection of memorabilia that makes movie nerds go weak at the knees? Joined by Eason’s Children’s Books Buyer (and wannabe Hobbit) David O’Callaghan, Derek Landy will share his favourite cinema moments in this exclusive festival event, where he’ll highlight some of the films that have inspired his phenomenal Skulduggery Pleasant series.
If we ask very nicely, he may even show us some of his original props and costume pieces from the likes of Superman and Alien. If we don’t ask nicely, he might just demonstrate some of his black-belt karate moves on poor Bilbo O’Callaghan! Either way, a fantastic evening’s entertainment lies in store, so make sure you’re there to witness the silver-screen shenanigans! Of course, Derek will also be talking about his new book, Kingdom of the Wicked, as well as signing after the event.






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Flame Phoenix said...

OK, Brave, first. I didn't understand your comment.
2, technically you're just saying those things because you havent used **
3, Eden, you too.

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

suuuuuuuuuuuuure u could

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

i have enough power to be the deth bringer

Cat said...

I like cats. They're smarter than you, you know.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

* uses power symbols to destroy flames arms then burns his body and parades him on a pole * you're right that felt good

Unknown said...

yea i could i think i am elemental necromancer and Darquesse soo yea pretty sure i could

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

ok 1 if u cant understand that ure strange 2 ure strange 3 ure defintly strange

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oookkk

Grand Mage not dying

Unknown said...

NO there arent i mean you THE CAT maybe but they just sort of creepy me out other wise with there smug grins CATS

Uilliam Kinsella said...

* teleports behind darquese and decapitates her with my bare hands * and brave necromancy is an adept discipline

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

eden that was the best attack ive heard u used the limb burning spell right?

Unknown said...

HAHAHA ok *pulls consicounse away from body and drops soul thingy on the ground walks away*

Flame Phoenix said...

Dfntly not a word.

Learn to spell!

Cat said...

*Evicerates any bored persons*

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

ah well fancy bein my partner as in in crime

Unknown said...

reheals self and sends out death bubble to eden* you dead yay!

Flame Phoenix said...

It's not, Eden.

And ure isn't either.

Unknown said...

ok shut up i hate spelling and i am horrible at it so :P

Luciana said...

GUYS CAN WE PLEASE TRY TO USE CORRECT SPELLING, GRAMMAR AND PUNCTUATION?

I am barely able to read some of your comments...

And Flame's right, we use *'s to show where there's an action. *pokes Flame* like that. Or, *hugs Kallie* Yeah? Good.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

* talks to darqueses corpse * what good are they if you can't hit your target * teleports darqueses corpse into the sea*

Unknown said...

what the bloody hell? i just healed myself because i can and i just pulled your soul thing from your body and destroyed it so you dead

Unknown said...

Luc :D * hugs *

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

ok flame youre the bossiest person ive EVER met in the whole WORLD even bossier than grumpy the dwarf are you a boy or girl

Uilliam Kinsella said...

* Teleports brave here to form some sick parade with flames skeleton and darqueses retrieved corpse*

Unknown said...

Ha i think its a boy

Unknown said...

ok my freakin name is right in front of your face and you cant spell it right WOW thats amazing

Luciana said...

Flame is a guy.

And I don't appreciate how you're talking to him, Brave. Please learn to be polite, or don't talk here at all.

I know I sometimes step out of line, but that's because I have to be stern sometimes.

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

no luc thats a bad idea alltogether its a waste of time you know i have a name for you and flame





the bossy possy

Uilliam Kinsella said...

No I teleported away * talks to darqueses corpse*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Guys be nice. Seriously

Unknown said...

Luc :D how are you! * grabs eden's hand and breaks it *

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

ha! i think ure not being polite

Unknown said...

Fira! :D how are you :D * hugs Fira *

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Now brave be nice * wags finger at brave * and it was blue energy that destroyed flames arms the say thing that destroyed Jonathan Moores arms

Luciana said...

*rolls eyes* Brave, I might not be the oldest Bloglandian, I might not be the wisest, I'm most definitely not the most calm- but I am a Bloglandian. You're not supposed to be so rude to us. And if you don't mind when referring or talking to me, call me Luciana. I only allow my friends to call me nicknames.

Please at least use full stops and capital letters. It's practically impossible to read what you're saying.

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

im sorry but yeer so annoyin im my own person so heres what ill do i wont spell prroperly at all

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Uhm....uh...

Okay I only go by Zaf or Zafira, Grand Mage, or 'damned Necromancer' onky Em calls me damned Necromancer

Unknown said...

Wait can i call you L?

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Brave be nice * stares angrily at brave *

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

so wassup peeps howya awwl dooin in grand any way cantt bleive summas awmost ova its ben a`ges

Unknown said...

:{ mustache man ok Zaf ok? ugh i feel dumb

Flame Phoenix said...

Ha bossy possy.


We've been year longer than most on right now. It's annoying when someone comes on and is rude and can't be polite. When someone tries to help and corrects you when you're using a language that's not even understandle don't bloody go and attack them.

You're new here, too.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Can I call you Luce, luce

Cat said...

*Evicerates everyone else*
The People here aren't just names,
they're people. You can e-hit them,
but try to keep that in mind.

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

y is he so upsessed with me

Luciana said...

You know, I remember how Blogland was when I first joined. People listened to the older generations for advice and help, listened to what they were saying and took into account things like this.

You're the one that was being impolite to begin with, my dear, I'm only returning the favour.

This place belongs to all of us, I'd prefer for you to respect at least everyone else's wish. At least Kallista tries to spell correctly. Correct spelling, grammar and punctuation in every aspect of your life is positive for work in school and when one is writing.

Flame Phoenix said...

That's not even understandle Brave

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Its fine Darquesse. I just prefer the names I listed

Flame Phoenix said...

Understandable*

Uilliam Kinsella said...

I admit I'm newish but I don't insult everyone like brave * stares innocently at flame * and I follow the rules

Luciana said...

Eden, Darquesse Cain, of course you can call me any one of my nicknames. You're not being rude to me and I believe you to be friends of mine. *smiles warmly and hugs them both*

Unknown said...

OH! Question for anyone who can answer! Do Americans have funny accents to everyone else? :}

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

im anice guy but i hate bein bossed around so im gonna ask nicely please stop bossin me im sorry i acted like that flame ure not that bossy and i take back what i sed about luc im reely sorry please forgive me

Unknown said...

yay! haha my dog is weighs more than me and sounds like a person when she walks the halls hahah scary :)

Flame Phoenix said...

*gives Eden a cookie*

Good.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

So what do you say t a nice game of tag * tags flame and runs off *

Unknown said...

Oh L call me Darq please its the short you know :{) haha mustache smilely faced man!

Luciana said...

American accents are amazing, Darq! Can I call you Darq? It'd be much faster and I think it suits you. c: *hugs*

*sighs* Brave, please at least attempt to use capitals and full stops, then? I'm rather obsessive with correct spelling and grammar where possible..

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Darquesse I have to admit Americans do sound quite funny to most irish people

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

im so sorry i ruined this blog im an idiot if u want i wont come back im a loozer

Cat said...

Sorry Brave... My OCD brain can literally not read your comments when you give up like that.
So I wont be listening to you.

Good Job.
Instead I will ignore you and Speak to Luciania Scath, Flame Phoenix, Zafira, Eden Threatening...

Unknown said...

haha yay thats awesome i have always wanted an accent haha and call me Darq please easier and faster to write.

Flame Phoenix said...

I just realised every comment me post Derek receives it in his email...

Unknown said...

Thanks Cat thank you

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

ill be back in a min please decide wether i should go or stay im sorry

Flame Phoenix said...

We*

Cat said...

American Accents sound funny to me.

Stilskin Brave, If you try just a little, I'll listen.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Okay I guess the game of tag idea was a bad one.
: (

Cat said...

I want to listen to you.

Unknown said...

Cat will you talk to me?

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

thank u please read the message befor tha that 1 above

Luciana said...

*laughs* Awh, poor Golden God. *hugs Derek*

We're sorry, Derek. We love you really! We'd love you even more if you paid a visit to Sheffield, though! *hopeful look*

Darq...I like it. c: *hugs Darq* I can see myself coming to like you. *nods*

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Flame what do you mean do you have Derek's email adress * beams at the possibility *.

Cat said...

Hey! Dont Dis
the aliens.
Any
moment
now, our world
will be thrown apart
in an effort to save
the universe.

Unknown said...

Haha wait what do we sound like, like if we do a pretend brittish or like irish accent what does it sound like to you?

Cat said...

Of Course, Darquesse Cain... I didnt want to type every single name of every single person here, is all...

Unknown said...

Smiles evilly at Zaf i think you will. I think you will......

Cat said...

Well, technically i live in America
but...

Unknown said...

sorry about that star i didnt put. OH! Thank you Cat!

Uilliam Kinsella said...

I like the men in black movies I was watching rte and I saw one of Will Smith's old tv show forget what it was called " prince" something .

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oh yeah!! Derek you dont mind us exploding your inbox do you? *pokes Derek from the email inbox*

Unknown said...

ok some English guy thinks that Americans dont where underwear or knickers haha what the heck?

Uilliam Kinsella said...

And Darq it sounds bad and stupid only if you do a good Irish or Brittish accent

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

ok have you decided will i go or stay

Flame Phoenix said...

Stay Brave.

Cat said...

Eden Threatening? Confused.

Uilliam Kinsella said...
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Uilliam Kinsella said...

What are confused about cat?

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

fresh prince of belair

Ayesha said...

OMGH I saw on Twitter that there was going to be a short film thingy an I got all excited especially since the guy who is going to be playing Skulduggery, Timothy Renouf, took a photo with one of my favourite YouTubers- AmazingPhil. I fangirled quite a lot! :P xD
I ALSO BROUGHT KOTW TODAY!!!! I can't wait to read it!! :D :D :D

Uilliam Kinsella said...

And Flame you didn't answer my question

Unknown said...

Wait can you guys do American accents well?

Uilliam Kinsella said...

That's it Brave I knew it Belair in it I just wasnt sure

Cat said...

Eden threatening.... It sounded like when someone did an accent well it sounded bad...

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Kind of " y'all come back now yuh here" and as I said when I was little I had an American accent because of all the tv I watched.

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

so do you want me to go?*shadow walks to luciana scath and shakes his hand apologeticly then shadow walks to flame phoinex and says sorry*

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Cat I was answering Darq's question.

Luciana said...

He knows I'm a girl, right!?

I thought my name was rather feminine. I mean, why else would I be called Luce and Lucy? :s


*confuddled*

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Well I think you should stay just behave .

Cat said...

My life hurts. Any suggestions of what i should take?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

xD true Luce

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

sorry spelling mistake her hand

Uilliam Kinsella said...

I know I nearly peed myself when I read that there is a serious problem with knowing if some one is male or female on this site .

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

he he he he ehe ehe ehe he3 ehe ehe hee he ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe he ehe freinds?

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Take anti life hurting pills.

Flame Phoenix said...

What Question?

And Ayesha! *fan screams*

You watch amazingphil????

Me too!

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

eden are u irish and im a boy

Cat said...

Yeah, Eden... I go on profiles
and stuff
trying
to find out
what their gender is...
kind of akward when
you want
to say
he or she

Luciana said...

No-one has ever thought I was a guy, before. *laughs* We're generally pretty good with it.

Usually how people act. ^_^

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*sits in my tree*

i shall await Master Derek'sreturn

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Sure buddy * puts arm around Braves small shoulder * stick with me kid and you'll be fine

Cat said...

Well, Luciania Sca'th, Your name... technically, you could be a dude, but...

Cat said...

One moment.... leaving my nobody corner on the blog to murder my printer.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Flame never mind.

Flame Phoenix said...

I'm irish and a boy.


No one ever thought I was a girl

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

ya well im a boy sorry i just thought u were a boy its kinda hard to tell in all ferness how was i supposed to no

Ayesha said...

*Fan screams back* OMGH FLAMEI LOVE AMAZINGPHIL HE'S SO FUNNY AND HOT...I mean WHUT? Who said that? :P xD Do you watch Danisnotonfire as well? :D

Elle said...

I haven't been on in ages, because I'm in Germany so... hello again everyone! And Derek, I will be seeing you in Waterstones on the first of September!!!

Luciana said...

Scáth*

It's a feminine name. >.<

Cat said...

What?
People seem to have a lot of
problems with my gender...

Hello Ayesha. Ehm... I dont know what any of that is...

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

he he he ehe ehe he eheehhe ehe he eee h

Cat said...

Sorry, Luciania... I dont Know how to get the apostrophe over the'a'... sorry.

Flame Phoenix said...

Yes! XD

SO AWESOME!

Walter :3

Who else do you watch...

Say Alex and Charlie...

Uilliam Kinsella said...

And just to clarify it with everybody I'm Irish and a boy for the final time.

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

eh eden ure not much older

Cat said...

Kallista... with the hugging thing... im coming back to my nobody corner .

Ayesha said...

I just realised I haven't been on here in months O_o

Hi Cat! :D You should search him on YouTube! He's awesome sauce! xD

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

u do no that right

Cat said...

Hello Darquesse(without 'Cain")

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Yes but you dont know if I'm taller

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

eden youre 2 years older im not 2"!!!

Cat said...

Someone told me that I was
creepy because
i didnt specify
my gender...

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Hello Darquesse

Ayesha said...

I love Alex and Charlie! Theyre so awesome! I used to ship them together to make Cherimon xD

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*watches Derek's ego explode* oooh

Cat said...

Oh! my little sister is Ten! she's sitting here...
My sister says "Um.... not really" to the blog.

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

wait a minute i have huge shoulders

Elle said...

I'm sort of lost...so just going to add in another random cool youtuber xiaorishu!She just does funny ask xiaorishis and stuff so... yeah. :) Anyway. I miss Ireland, it's awesome. :D

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Ah Brave but with age comes wisdom my two years gives me much more wisdom * meditates *

Luciana said...

Must be off~

Gotta finish tidying! *hugs everyone* TALK TO YOU LATTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR.

*hugs Master Derek*

BAI GUYS! *hugs again*

Flame Phoenix said...

Ayesha do you watch Alex Day, Charlieissocoolike, Carrie H Fletcher, Natalie Tran?

Flame Phoenix said...

Bye L!

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

hi ten year old cat sister do u think sp is fer ten yearolds

Cat said...

Bye Luciania.

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..............

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Bye L

Brave, SP is 10+ though there are times when Derek does come across a situation in like when Valkyrie s in an adult like situation...eh Golden God can use his brain...

Elle said...

Bye!! Never asked if I can call you a nickname... oh well, next time :L

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Bye L ,
Brave I was ten when I read dark days ( I read that first out of them all )

Cat said...

Um.... The first few books? then it gets kind of nasty. I've read up to book three. I'm thinking about reading more, but you dont have to write that.*sigh*. Oh, my god, seriously?

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

i have to go aswell ill be back ttho if evil blackness dosent trap me hes my sworn enamy

Ayesha said...

Byee Luciania!! *hugs*

Flame I watch all of them apart from Natalie Tran! I've never heard of her :L

Cat said...

Huh? Cat's sister is not so good at grammar either. Cat's sister is mad at Cat now.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Bye Brave
You be nice to the other kids though
* wags finger at Brave*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I read all but KOTW as I cant read KOTW yet. But Mortal Coil kinda freaked me

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hello Cat's sister!



I have two sisters.

Elle said...

It's a little insulting thst they're in the 9 - 12 section in Waterstones, I think! Well I was around 10 or 11 too when I started but fourteen now, so yeah :D

Cat said...

No.*facepalms. Attempts to bite Cat*. NOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Wait, no, I have four sisters. Two are step-sisters.

Cat said...

Hi Valkyrie V.

Cat wants to know how old you are, Zafira. She's a creeeppppeeerrrrr

Uilliam Kinsella said...

There in the series section of the book centre near my house so it's not insulting

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm a magical unicorn! Wheeeeeeeeee!

*runs in circles and hits a wall*

Ow.

Elle said...

Nom nom. I love saying that. I don't even know what I'm talking aboiut anymore, the heat in Germany has fried my head :L BUT::: I can just be Darquesse and fix it so :)

Cat said...

*Laughs at Valkryie V*
GRAAHHH!*Attempts to dismember Cat with a hairbrush* It's RED!

Flame Phoenix said...

Haha K, Ayesha. Look her up, she's amazing.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Okay

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Uhm...

14 and gonna be 15 in January

Cat said...

*Stares, pperplexed at the screen*
*Hits Cat harder with a hairbrush*

Flame Phoenix said...

I'm 13. *bounces up and down*

Elle said...

I have one (and two little brothers). She's twelve, and awesome. :)

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

It's red?! No! We need to bring in experts!


*brings in a cow*


This an expert.


*it doesn't move*

*kicks it and runs*

Uilliam Kinsella said...

I'm 12 , 13 in November.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

O.o

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame




*tackles him and tosses him off a cliff*

Hello!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Zaf= scared

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Uno

Cat said...

Cat speaking----
Really? Im thirteen... guess im just disturbed

back to my sister

*Collapses on couch and screams into her hands*
I should Just LEAVE *Sighs*
*Attepts to throttle Cat*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*waves arm in the air* Oh! I'm thirteen! And a ninja! But you don't know that!

Flame Phoenix said...

*bites ivy and she comes off the cliff with me*

Hi!

Uilliam Kinsella said...

* grabs flame And val and teleports them into a bouncy castle *

Elle said...

This is so confusing! I'm wondering what I should bring to give Derek now... I have a letter which I meant to post but I kept rewriting it so it never happened..

Cat said...

*Screams as she realizes she's failing*
*makes mo hbujhre htzx re terrifying noises*
o my aush
*shoots cat with a hand-gun*

Ayesha said...

I'm 15, going to be 16 in a few months and I felt like a child walking around the 9-12 section in Waterstones! :L

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Ow! Don't bite me! *punches Flame in the face* *pokes him in the face with a stick, and gets Skulduggery to come save me*


Mwahahahaha...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*plays in Eden's bouncy castle*

*jumps to high and hits the ceiling*

OW!

Elle said...

Yay, boumcy castle! *comes into bouncy castle to join party, making Val have an SP/ armour moment!*

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Hey I didn't save you to. Let you kill each other * teleports skulduggery away tells him how cool he is and then comes back*

Cat said...

I have SURVIVED!!
I've been reading young adult since third grade... guess we have a different system.

Elle said...

Let who kill each other??

Uilliam Kinsella said...

* haves fun flipping on a bouncy castle*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*pokes Darquesse in the face*


Ahh! Evil Me! BE GONE, DEMON!


*pokes her in the face some more*

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Stop it be nice.

Cat said...

I am taking a formal comment to apologize to my little sister.

Flame Phoenix said...

Ayesha, were all children at heart xD

And Val, you're too dependent on Skulduggery.

Ayesha said...

I got to go now! Byee guys! :)

Flame Phoenix said...

Val you never sent me the thing..

Cat said...

I am so Sorry, Little Sister.

Flame Phoenix said...

Bye Ayesha!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

No, I just take advantage of the fact that he'll come to my rescue. I could just call on Ivy to come murder you instead.


Bye Ayesha!

Cat said...

Bye, Ayesha

Uilliam Kinsella said...

I wouldn't you have siblings to be mean to them and use them as tables * takes drink off brothers head *

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