I've enjoyed this tour. Yes, I hate leaving my life for weeks at a time, and staying in hotel after hotel and getting flight after flight is not exactly fun, but every reader I've met and book I've signed (no matter how hurriedly) just seems to replenish my energy.
I've met so many people from this Blog, from the Forums, from the Facebook page, and then thousands more, and each and every one of you have been good-humoured and cool. I'm not even going to MENTION the hyperventilating teenage girls.
I've been given loads of pictures, loads of letters (that I'll read on the flight home), loads of odd little toys and, er, marmite... which was nice of them...
The weather was almost bearable, even if the heat did seem to just magnify in certain places, and no event was anything less than fun. So thank you, Minions-with-funny-accents, for making this tour a great success.
In other news, some of you will have heard of the BBC shooting something Skulduggery-related. It's to do with the books- not a movie or a Skulduggery TV show (I'd have told you if it was)- but it is something cool and quirky and a lot of fun, and I'm dying to see their stylistic interpretation. It's going to be pretty short, I think, and I'm just sitting back and letting them do their own thing.
The next bit of the KOTW tour will focus on Ireland. For those of you who want to attend the launch in Eason bookshop in Dublin, either go to the Eason website or visit the Skulduggery Pleasant homepage and click on "Latest News". There's a whole host of signings in Cork and Swords and Drogheda and Kilkenny and Kildare, plus a rather unique event in the Mountains to the Sea Festival in Dun Laoighaire on September 5th. Here's what it says on the website:
Did you know that Derek Landy started his career writing screenplays? Did you know he is one of Ireland’s biggest cinema buffs, with a collection of memorabilia that makes movie nerds go weak at the knees? Joined by Eason’s Children’s Books Buyer (and wannabe Hobbit) David O’Callaghan, Derek Landy will share his favourite cinema moments in this exclusive festival event, where he’ll highlight some of the films that have inspired his phenomenal Skulduggery Pleasant series.
If we ask very nicely, he may even show us some of his original props and costume pieces from the likes of Superman and Alien. If we don’t ask nicely, he might just demonstrate some of his black-belt karate moves on poor Bilbo O’Callaghan! Either way, a fantastic evening’s entertainment lies in store, so make sure you’re there to witness the silver-screen shenanigans! Of course, Derek will also be talking about his new book, Kingdom of the Wicked, as well as signing after the event.
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«Oldest ‹Older 3401 – 3600 of 4841 Newer› Newest»FLAME! Don't say her name.
But, yes, her.
Hi Val!
Why?!
And HI VAL!
HELLO FLAME AND WILLOW!
Sorry, all caps moment.
Oooohhh guess what?
My mum has all the money saved up for us to go to Ireland! Whoo hoo!
*does victory dance*
Val email...
why u goin too ireland
its really fun though
HANDS UP WHO WANTS TO TAKE PART IN A DUBLIN DAES LIVESTREAM!!!
It is your chance to ask questions about the story and tell me thoughts in an intimate one on one with the author.
ME!!! :D
he eh ehe he ehe he ehe he eh ehe he ehe he ehe he ehe
Mmmm....are you coming to easons in dundrum this year, Derek?? Your signing venues in Dublin are making it very difficult for me to assemble my minions to attend one....
im crazy
he he he ehe
mwahahahhahahahahah
hello anyone
g2g bye
Brave will you go read my story chasing the sun?
Sorry, fell asleep for twenty minutes. I had no nightmares though, that's good, I think.
http://flamephoenixs.blogspot.ie/?m=1
Will you read, Willow.
I'll try. I still want to stay in 'Dirty Angels' by Andrew CLover.
That a book?
You should come on Chatzy.
Not exactly welcome, there, am I?
Yeah...
Come on:)
Flame, I left Chatzy ages ago. I'm not going to come back on, in a hurry.
Hello my rainbow-tastic friends! Jane here! :) Lea's gone somewhere... And Jessica is messing with my nail polish. They are sleeping over. Any news?
Hello, Maralie! I don't believe we mwt.
But they said you're welcome..
Lea was in my room all along. She was apparently "Looking for something to eat". Hmm... There's no food in my bedroom, Lee-Lee! Jessica has experimented and made pretty purple sparkly nail polish. Nice...
How often does Litrin come on?
Hello Willow! Hello Flame! No, I do not believe we have met! I am Jane, and I share this accont with my two nutty friends, Jessica and Lea.
Hiiiiiiii Willow and Flame!!!
That was Jess. Wait... Lea wants to say something:
Hello everyone! :) How are you all on this fine, uh, night? Xxxx
I am my name. :)
And a very nice name it is too! :)
Ugh... Jess just spilt nail polish all over my lap. Lea has dropped one of my birthday cakes. Urghhhhhhh.
She better clean that up. Jess
She better.
Rarely, Willow.
Hi crazy people!
Do you like my name?
Honest opinion...
Then, I'm in no danger of being told to commit suicide.
Thought u liked him?
What kind of like? I like/ liked him as a friend, but nothing more, unless you count brother. But, he wants me dead now.
Jess: When I see your name, I automatically think of fire.
Jane: Yeah, it's cool that way.
Lea: Jane, and I have some cookies?
Jane: Lea, you ate too packets already.
Lea: But... *puppy dog face*
Jane: Not to burst your bubble, but you look like a constipated unicorn
Lea: *whimpers*
Jess: See what I have to deal with?
Hello again!
Actually, I've sort of been here the whole time... Not, uh, stalking, but still, you know, here. Watching.
Hey, Val!
Willow, Lea likes your picture. She says it reminds her of... Unicorns...?
Haha Lea just put gel in Jessica's hair and now she looks like a demented porkipine (I spelt that wrong, sorry)/ Jedward/Fletcher.
Mmm, who likes chocolate cake?
Hello Val! Have I seen you since I updated my profile and these idiots joined me?
Jess: I am not an idiot! I simply have medical issues...
Lea: UNICORNS!
See what I mean?
Thank you, Lea! You can tell all your friends that I said that. They'll be so jealous.
I'm not sure... Did you have a different name or anything, or do I just seem to have awful memory?
oooh god....
Oh my God... My friend Amanda just told me she drew a were-elephant...
XD
Lea is now smirking like the idiot she is, trying to rub it in Jessica's face. She says thanks, Willow :)
I was ILoveValkyrie for quite a while Val.
A were... Elephant? Jessica.
Yes, Jessie. A were-elephant.
Jeez... Jessica.
I remember you!
Oh! Yeah, I remember you. I just didn't know you had changed your name.
*flails arms around for no apparent reason*
You do? Cool! I remember looking through the comments, bored, and seeing your name quite a lot, Flame.
Thanks... I think. *shrugs*
Lalalala.
I won't comment much, my sad mood has come.
*pokes Flame in the face* *laughs when he scowls*
Oh my God... Jessica and Lea are outside in the pouring rain, at 11:31 pm on my trampoline. Jessica and her dares...
Yaaay now you remember Val! :)
hey, is Willow still here?
I am. Just sad.
Hahaha xD Jessica is screaming and Lea just fell over. I think she might be dead. Wait... No, she's up. I am now watching with an amused expression.
Oh, crap. I got first.
Why are you sad Willow? :(
You don't have to dedicate, I suppose, if you're not feeling up to it.
I cannot believe the girls are still out tgere. In their pyjamas.
Is anyone on?
*licks Val's finger*
Hmm..
Cranberry...
Eww! Gross! *wipes Flame's spit all over his face*
*laughs at the Val and Flame*
OW OW OW!! MY TOOTH IS BLEEDING! :0 WHY? OH MY GOD THIS HURTS!
Oww.... :(
Jessica here. Jane has a toothache. Something happened her tooth. She is now sitting down watching Spongebob and moaning.
...Is watching Spongebob actually going to help with that?
I am wet. Ugh. I shouldn't have dared Lea. Where does Jane keep the towels?
In the towel drawer. - Lea
Wow, Captain Obvious
No crap, Sergeant Snobby - Lea
Mmm. I'll get you back soon.
Derek, meh im not gonna kill anyone...
*murders someone*
I do not actually know Val. But she has Bonjela all over her gum and Lea has used a bandage or something on her jaw. Not sure if that's gonna help, but hey! Lea's dad is a doctor. I'm sure she knows what she's doing.
Does anyone want to ded instead of me?
I wish I knew someone who was a Doctor... I'm practically magnetic to running into things.
*calls the Doctor in the TARDIS*
Ooh ooh! Can I Willow? -Lea
Shut up. I'm talking.
Hmm... - Lea
Jane says hi and she's sorry she can't chat. Well, shw mumbled it, but you know what I mean.
G2g bye!
I'm not really here.
Bye Flame! -Lea
Goodbye Flame!
See you Flame. Have a rainbow-tastic night!
Jane said the rainbow tastic one :)
Willow, Jane says she wants to talk to you. I will bring the laptop over.
PS: Wish her happy birthday. She's feeling crappy at the moment. Thanks :)
Bye Flame!
Ugh, just ignore what Jess said. Oh, and it's Jane
My tooth is really sore... :( I think it will fall out soon.
Can someone chat to me? I'm feeling a bit crap at the moment. :/
SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!
I guess no one's here..... Jane, I hope you feel better soon!
Well, goodbye!
Hi if Maralies still here.....
Hi ya! It's a weekend! WooHoo!
DON'T MEAN IT IN THE SIMS WAY!
Mah. Maaaaaaah.
Hi Nix! Did Eden come on last night???
*rolls eyes*
Yes, he did
What's with the obsession?
Hey Nix and Death.
Nix-do whatever you want with Kes's powers so long as she's a symbolist.
Hello????
Yokay. Warning, I don't get to write very often, so don't be expecting it very soon
msd
Death... I kinda asked you a question... *is all hurt*
Eden is awesome and he keeps dogging me! First with the hedges and second with whatever he was doing yesterday
*Punches Nix*
*hugs Nix* Here's a mustache for you! ~
*punches car*
Now stand on three feet and apologise
Hi Starre!
Whoa whoa whoa! Break it up!
Hey, wait... How come I'm not awesome?
*is really hurt now*
Uh. You have a car???
Death- Sanguine is MINE, you hear?
Never said it was my car
*car doesn't stand on three feet*
*blows it up*
Now get back up and say you're sorry.
Car? Caaaaaar?
*car is dead*
*sighs*
So this is why Dad said I couldn't have a pool
Waffles and mustaches for everyone!
#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~
I just didn't get around to your name! It's so long!
N
I
X
Is Awesome!
*Looks around nervously*
Sanguine isn't either of yours. HE'S DEAD!
*decapitates Sanguine* *he is now dead*
Nix- probaly true.
WAFFLES! Nix you have have the mustache!
Can I have the pool???
P.S. I swim like a moth!
Val- HOW DAREYOU!
*whispers to Death* lets go attack her!
I shall wear no lip hair!
*rips of mustache*
...
...
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OOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Hey, Billy Ray is here Cain! And I don't have a jaw thanks to the stupid detective! He punched me and there was a big CRUNCH! That's all Ghastly's fault!
Oh, I wouldn't attack Val...
*gets Skulduggery to defend me because no one can get past him*
Nix- that mustache took me 1 second to type. Are you gonna waste all that effort?
Come on Starre I am going to use Billy Ray's razor!
Mwahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Death, I hope you realise I already killed Sanguine.
*points to earlier comment*
*gets Val so we can have another epic Vile&Darquesse fight*
BEST SCENE EVER!
*Attacks Skulduggery and he throws be across the street*
One word for this emotion: OW!
*taps symbols on arms and sends out blue pulse*
No, you didn't Cain! He got me out of the Sanctuary last night!
After being bashed by Ghastly. . .
*sendsmagic symbol hand to help Deathup*
*knocks Kestrel and Death over with the air*
*stabs them both in the stomach with shadows*
No, I mean I killed him a couple of minutes ago. Don't you read the comments?
OW! GOLDEN GOD! THAT HURT REALLY BAD!
*Gets dropped then kicks Cain's feet out from under her*
*Starre gets the detective busy*
You're dead!
*rolls away and gets to my feet* *uses the shadows to smack Death into the wall and go unconscious*
I know, but he didn't die. He lived, Tanith showed him how to do the thing that she did when the white cleaver stabbed her in the back!
I cut his freaking head off! HE'S DEAD!
*sends blue pulse below me so it pushes me up, and lands on Vals head*
Um....Tanith didn't do anything except Eithstand on the door.
*Billy Ray Sanguine talkin'*
I so ain't dead! My ex showed me how to do that li'l trick to survive anythin'! And now you've knocked my new gal unconscious. . .
*Glares*
*pushes Kestrel off* *kicks her in the face and lights her on fire*
Nah, she shoulda died from that scythe of the White Cleaver
For your information, Sanguine, I was close by when Tanith got attacked by that Cleaver. SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING SPECIAL. She's just good at living.
*Stomps out Death's hair*
Hey, don't do that to my gal!
*Throws straight razor at Cain's face and grabs out newly discovered back up razor*
*touches random symbol which puts out fire* *hurls daggers of light*
*dodges razor at the last second* *uses Tanith's sword to cut Sanguine's belly open again*
I hope you're enjoying not having a head right now.
Well, she woulda said that it was nothin' special, knowin' my gal. But it took a few years to master
I have a God damn head! It's right here! On my neck! And how did you get Tanith's sword???
*At Billy-Ray's feet, Death stirs*
Oh for God's sake, I read that book at least seventeen times! She didn't do anything special! She barely even managed to live! It was only because she had immediate medical attention afterward! And even if she did, how the hell is it going to help you live when you have no head? Stop making excuses!
Book? ? ?
There's a book, with me in it?
Oh my Golden God!
P.S. Tanith said she was just trying to make you feel better Cain!
And I have a head! Look at my face! Can you see me??? And I'm not the headless Texan!
No, I read the first Skulduggery book at least seventeen times. You know, the book where Tanith gets stabbed by the White Cleaver?
OF COURSE I CAN'T BLOODY SEE YOU I'M ON A COMPUTER!
Same Val. Except more. You're right. Tanith just used her muscles and stuff to slow down the blood flow.
Uh, I haven't read the book! I didn't even know there was a book?! Golden God! Tanith said that when she got stabbed she used all her training to hold the majority of blood in. And I have a god damned head!
BREAK IT UP!
And um.... Death, that is Billy-Ray speaking right?
An' I'm kinda fightin' ya at the moment, so. I must be fightin' another skeleton detective and a little dark haired girl!
*At Billy Ray's feet Death wakes up* Huh???
I hope you realise you make no sense. You just said you didn't even know there was a Skulduggery book! And then you said something about Tanith! And if she did say something about holding in the blood, then it obviously isn't in the first six books, which are the only ones you're allowed to make any sort of reference on here to.
Yeah, it's Billy Ray talkin'! Death just woke up due to Cain's magic!
*Takes first razor of the ground*
Death has read the books! I haven't even heard of 'em! I'm always away getting paid for killin' people! I don't have time!
Cain, you remember at the Midnight Hotel? I said I had a pair of spare clothes, a pair of underwear and a good book! That book was Romeo & Juliet!
It's a good book!
Val- I think she was talking from BILLY RAYS POV. which means that HE doesn't know there's a book.
You are really irritating me right now, 'Sanguine'.
I haven't made any reference to the newest book! Why does everyone 'ave to be so confusin'???
I KNOW, but when I'm saying something like that it's obvious I'm not talking to the character!
Thanks Starre! Can you see me??? I'm helpin' Death off the ground now!
How about we change the subject. Has everyone here met stilskin brave?
Yes. He irritates me.
Well this is Billy-Ray! Billy-Ray Sanguine! My father don't like you Cain!
You're at war with love! Just tell Skulduggery how you feel!
I have! He's Mr. SillySkin!
I DON'T LOVE SKULDUGGERY! HE'S MY FRIEND!
*beats the crap out of Sanguine* *Skulduggery joins in*
Ow! Hey! That hurts!
It's true isn't it Cain? You love him! Anyone can tell by the way you look at him! China saw, Fletcher saw, Dusk saw - and he thought that was SO cute-. I see, Caelan saw, Gordon sees! JUST TELL HIM AND MAKE HIM STOP HITTING ME!
And Death sees, and Jack can up to me the other day and said, and I quote. "Hey, when's the wedding?"
"Who's?"
"Duh. The Girl and the Skeleton."
Am I the only who cannot understand what brave says?
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!
*stomps on Sanguine's face*
I *stomp* DON'T *stomp* LOVE *stomp* SKULDUGGERY! *stomp*
*takes Skulduggery's gun and shoots Sanguine in the stomach*
Sometimes! Mr. SillySkin is one strange name. Does anyone know why Death says it???
DIE, VALDUGGERY!!!!
*attacks Valduggery and rips it to shreds*
THANK YOU EVE!
OW! GOD DAMNIT! STOP WITH THE STOMPIN'! AND THE SHOOTIN'!
Nonononononono. Not Valduggery. Just no. It's gross, and hasn't even been hinted at in the books.
Whereas Chinduggery.... If you havent noticed the hints, go read them again.
I sensed a great evil in Blogland. :P
EVE! SHE JUST STOMPED ON ME AND KICKED ME AND SHOT MY GUTS!
*continues with the stomping and the shooting*
Kessie, my friend! *hugs* We've all seen it ;)
Thank you Eve. Fir that display of awesomeness I give you waffles and mustaches.
#~#~#~#~#~#~
YEAH! I JUST GOT SHOT! AND IT'S OBVIOUS! EVERYONE SAYS "Oh, we can see it in your eyes," TO CAIN!
Obviously Death hasn't. Tomorrow I'm gonna put a post on my blog about the awfulness of Valduggery.
NO. THEY. DON'T!
*slashes Sanguine's throat*
Yay!
*shreds waffles and twirls moustache*
*Death walks up behind the detective and Cain and turn the gravity the opposite way. The gun stays where it is. Death takes the gun and Billy Ray, leaving the 2 detective upside down*
Bye! And don't shot my man again!
No one says that! Do you not remember the line,
She couldn't let them find out. If they did, she might very lose the friendship of the two most important people in her life.
In my opinion, anyone who supports Valduggery has lost all reasonable perspective on the relationship between the two. Even Derek didn't like it. Which proves it won't happen. And it's not happening.
Bye!
Gives Billy Ray a healing stone!
Don't think about anything like that again! you don't know hat your up against!
And YOUR man Cain, he said "I don't like you fighting people I haven't met"
*mutters rude and angry things*
This conversation has actually put me in a bad and irritable mood. I'm going to go for a bit now. Bye.
Bye Starre and she meant it like "If I tell them, they wont be my friends anymore! No, I wont tell them!"
He never said that. Val said
Hes only fine when it's someone he knows about. He's never even HEARD of this Sanguine guy.
Bye Cain, I G2G now, bye
*Reverses gravity back to normal*
By Val.
Bye Death.
Eve, you still here?
Is Cain gone yet???
I think you annoyed her way with your evidenceless claims.
There so is evidence! Re-read the book! I don't know who says it but they say, "We can see it in your eyes, it's quite cute really."
WHY CAN'T I REMEMBER???
Greetings, lesser noble beings.
Hello Sharky!
That was Marr. She was saying it while interrogating Val in order to make her do something rash.
Call me what you like, but you can't deny the nobility of a shark gentleman.
Hello Sir.
That's right! See Cain! I'm right! The crazy ones always see it first!
I.E. Me!
And Sharky, please don't eat me! My boyfriend is Texan!
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