Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Tom Percival Back Cover Madness!


You lucky, lucky people...

I am, of course, referring to those Minions who talk with those funny accents. A full 36 days before the rest of us, Kingdom of the Wicked is now available in Australia and New Zealand.

The normal rules apply. No Spoilers. None. None whatsoever. There's not even going to be spoiler zone Blog post for you to discuss it in secret- not until it's available in Ireland and the UK. You're just going to have to keep it to yourself and off the internet for 36 days. That is your punishment for getting it early...

And you have it SO early that not even I have a copy. How is THAT fair?


In other news...

A new school-type event is now listed in the Sydney section of the tour schedule below. If you want to get involved... er... I dunno what you have to do... Get your school to register, or something?


4,815 comments:

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Helena Ember Sky said...

Sir, you need a follow tool on your blog... please.

Noelle said...

Ah brilliant! I haven't talked nonsense all day...

I miss it :/

Sir said...

That would be a brilliant idea, Helena, if I had any idea what that was.

Helena Ember Sky said...

Hmm... Dark, can you explain?

Sir said...

I don't think she can.

Noelle said...

*crosses arms* uh... nuffin

Noelle said...

*climbs on Sir's back again*

hellooooo

Noelle said...

oh. right. yes.
if you go - on your blog- to "Design" then "layout" and somewhere put a gadget for "followers"

then we can track your blog posts and whatnot

Sir said...

Well then, it appear I'm off for the night.

Farewell, everyone!

Noelle said...

Bye Sharkboy!!! *hugs*

Noelle said...

IM QUEEN OF THE BLOG

Noelle said...

KALLISTAAA!!! *hugs*

I just heard your name in Death Bringer!!! And I laughed.

Noelle said...

you left, didn't you????

Noelle said...

DAMN!!! *shakes fist at sky*

TO NEVERLAND!!!!

Noelle said...

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

what's his name?

Noelle said...

YAY!!! *we're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wixard of Id.*

WOOOOOOO HOOOOOO I FEEL ALIVE!

Noelle said...

*hits sand, indention of her body in the ground*
Ow.
Where are we...
NEVELAND!!!

PETAH! PETAH PANN

Noelle said...

I can float anyway, but.. AHHHH!!!!

We're not in Kansas anymore XD

Noelle said...

*drops bombs on her*

Yep... that's how I do it :P

OMFG I got to the bit of the Requiem Ball!!! VEX! YESS!!!!!*cheers, and dancing in real life*

Noelle said...

What? You haven't read Death Bringer???

Noelle said...

Ahhh okay. Queen of the Blog, may I add. and it seems to be that time or night when no one is on. All the Iriminions are asleep (4-5AM), Americans are asleep(12PM). And all the Aussies/Kiwis are at school...

So quiet...

No one's on anymore, have you realized? No? Perhaps?

Ah, well I'm going. Tomorrow is theme park day... I'll be on, though. Don't worry!!!

*hugs for all who aren't on yet*

Bye Kallie! Nice traveling to Neverland with you! but you seem to have gone also, so...

Bye everyone!!!
And don't forget.
(on a depressing note)


The lies we tell other people are nothing like the lies we tell ourselves.

Mayan said...

Hello?

Mayan said...

Anyone here?

Mayan said...

hmmmm, I'm guessing not :(

Mayan said...

ho hum

Nixion Strange said...

Hey

Mayan said...

Hi Nixion!

Nixion Strange said...

Weekend!

Mayan said...

I am busy half stalking Benjamin Cook. You?

Nixion Strange said...

I am sitting here

Mayan said...

I suddenly have a strange urge to sing lemon tree (fools garden)
Where is everyone else?

Mayan said...

Also have you ever been to a Derek Landy signing?

Nixion Strange said...

No. In 13 days I will though

Mayan said...

Same (not in 16 days though)
Out of interest what are you going to wear? The only signing I've been to was Andy Griffiths and that was different so I am really not sure.
This is a weird question...

Nixion Strange said...

Jeans and a t shirt. I don't have many clothes

Mayan said...

Fair enough
I think I am over-thinking everything. You're in Australia right?

Nixion Strange said...

Si

Mayan said...

There actually seems to be quite a lot of Australia minions. More then Nz :(

Nixion Strange said...

Yeah, we are awesome

Eve the ROCK said...

I love my friends. My friends are awesome. Friend Moment. FRIENDS!

Mayan said...

Hi!
Sorry I went away for a while. But am back (obviously)

Nixion Strange said...

Hye Eve
Having a friends moment?

Eve the ROCK said...

Yup!!!! Just a day when I'm thinking "I have epic friends". Three Epic Friends. This is School Friends of course. Blogland Friend Moments happens more often, and is slightly different. Those times I just think to myself, "We are so cool."

Mayan said...

Have to eat dinner.
Bye Nixion and Eve!
I will probably be back soon.

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Maya!

Nixion Strange said...

13 days... 13 days...

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Maya!

13 days til...?

Nixion Strange said...

I see Derek

Star Inkbright said...

Hi people!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Star!

Eve the ROCK said...

Akay

Hi Star!

Star Inkbright said...

Hi!

It's 5:15 pm for Nix and 4:15 pm for Eve, correct?

*is a show-off*

Nixion Strange said...

5:30 pm

Eve the ROCK said...

4:48pm

Eve the ROCK said...

Star. :P

Star Inkbright said...

*growls in annoyance* I was close enough.

Of course, when the clocks change I'll have to relearn all my time zones . . .

Star Inkbright said...

So, Eve's eight AND A HALF hours ahead of me . . . And Nix is, like, nine and a quatre.

Nixion Strange said...

Just 9

Star Inkbright said...

*growls again* Bloody time zones. They're designed to confuse.

Star Inkbright said...

So, how be us all today?

Nixion Strange said...

Tired, but I surivived until the weekend

Star Inkbright said...

Yay you.

Eve the ROCK said...

SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!

Nixion Strange said...

DFGHJKL

Star Inkbright said...

I SHOUT!

Star Inkbright said...

. . . Although the I SHOUT thing's getting old, now . . .

Drew O'Connor said...

Nix, I'm gonna publish Lynx's chapter and then it's your turn mate alright :)

Good morning by the way lol

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Em!
Don't you think Lynx should do it? It'll be in your name otherwise

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Hi hi

Drew O'Connor said...

Oh yeah, that completely left my sieve of a mind for a second.

I'll let her know when she comes on.

Star Inkbright said...

*nods in agreement*

Hi Em!

Nixion Strange said...

Hey Freak

Star Inkbright said...

Hi Freakfan.

Want me to email her, Em?

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Memerald! Hi Freakfan!

Drew O'Connor said...

Um yeah Star go for it!!

Heya Eve, heya Freakfan!

Drew O'Connor said...

Only a short visit this morning, I'll chat to ye all later

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Oh Hiya!! Are you guys following the olympics??

Nixion Strange said...

oh
Bye Em!

Star Inkbright said...

Sort of. It's in my country, after all

Star Inkbright said...

Fours Em!

Msd.

Star Inkbright said...

Gtg:(

Fours!

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Star!

Nixion Strange said...

be back later

Nixion Strange said...

But no one's here

Nixion Strange said...

dinner
Bye!

Anonymous said...

Ummm. Why hasn't Derek made any new blogs lately?

Anonymous said...

OKay Is anyone here?

Anonymous said...

Yay, I'm alone!

Anonymous said...

Being alone is boring

Anonymous said...

Dinner bye!

Eve the ROCK said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! He's gonna get me! He's gonna get me while I'm sleeeeeeepiiiiiiing! *shakes with fear*

Mayan said...

Is anybody still online?

Mayan said...

Watching the Olympics is stressful...

Eve the ROCK said...

He's gonna get me, Maya...

Mayan said...

Confused...
On the subject of the olympics though. We won some gold! Yay!

Mayan said...

Sorry GTG now Byeeeeeeeeeee!

Sir said...

So then, is anybody on?

Sir said...

I shall take that as a decisive NO.

Nixion Strange said...

You do that

Sir said...

It is what I do.

Drew O'Connor said...

It's lunch time, everyone is chowing down

Afternoon all.

Sir said...

And good morning to Ameriminions.

Nixion Strange said...

And good evening to the most important- Aussieminons

Sir said...

The kiwis? Nah. The most important are obviously the minions who live in Canada.

Drew O'Connor said...

I'm sorry for all your troubles but you just can't beat the Irish!

After all, ourselves and Derek are practically kin lol

Eve the ROCK said...

Hmm. Dr. Suess is something of a genius.

But the Lorax is still the scariest thing that ever lived.

Sir said...

Practically, but do you know how many people in the U.S. have Irish blood in them? Almost all of them. It's pretty common, so.... Yeah.

Eve the ROCK said...

My great-grandparents were Irish

Eve the ROCK said...

*frowns* Sir, did you call Australians 'Kiwis'?

Nixion Strange said...

I don't know who in my fmaily, but someone was Irish

be back later

Sir said...

I could call Australians Koalas, or Bunyips, or even Platypuses if you want me to.

Eve the ROCK said...

Really. Irish, then New Zealand. But Greek on my mum's side.

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Nix!


Those three are fine, but we aren't Kiwis. Kiwis are those OTHERS (:P) in New Zealand. Native bird being the Kiwi Bird and all....

Drew O'Connor said...

Ye all wouldn't be who you were if it weren't for the Irish.

Sir said...

Ah well. All I know about Kiwis is that it's a tennis club.

Eve the ROCK said...

Oops. Someone posted a message on some thing saying "Red for cancer, red for the wealthy, red for the drink that's mixed with SUICIDE". I commented

"Red for Spiderman"


I think she got a little pissed off.

Again, oops

Eve the ROCK said...

Neither would you, Em, if that's what you're implying :P

Sir said...

Well, I'd still be a shark.

Eve the ROCK said...

Ah yes. We all come to know each other through tennis.

Sir said...

The sport of kings!

Eve the ROCK said...

And queens!

Eve the ROCK said...

Comment 2000? The calendars won't go that far!!! *all computers shit down and apocalypse begins somehow*

Eve the ROCK said...

AGH! Sorry, I didn't mean to write that.

*shut

Eve the ROCK said...

Hmm. This will be awkward for me of I allow it....

Eve the ROCK said...

*if

STUPID TINY KEYBOARD

Sir said...

Really? What are you typing on, a phone?

Eve the ROCK said...

I dedicate this page to bigger keyboards.

Oh, and also nature. We have to save it, guys. We have a secure water plan until 2050. We need a NEW PLAN in 2050.

Eve the ROCK said...

I'm typing on an IPod Touch.

Or maybe my fingers are just too fat.... :(

Stupid chubby fingers

Sir said...

Hm. I'd blame it on the Ipod.

It's always Apple's fault.

Eve the ROCK said...

Yes. The blame can rest on the fruit that represents electronic gadgets somehow...

Sir said...

Indeed, it makes the most possible sense.

Eve the ROCK said...

My dad's left for the weekend.... Does that make me Man of the House? I don't know what hat qualifies for the title, but by MY standards, Man of the House is whoever stays up the latest. And now that Daddy's gone, that's ME!

Eve the ROCK said...

*frowns* I certainly do not know what 'hat' qualifies, and I did not add any unnecessary (although charming) accessories to my monologue.

Sir said...

Really? It is not as fun as it sounds. I can't see Father until October, thus responsibility falls to me until he comes to visit again.

Eve the ROCK said...

Or rather, I did not MEAN to add

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh :(

My dad's never been gone for THAT long. Longest has been two weeks.

Sir said...

Really?

Well, his job calls to him, whether he enjoys it or not...

Eve the ROCK said...

He normally just works at home, but sometimes he has to go to Darwin for stuff. Meetings. He won an iPad at a MEETING.

But he's not working this weekend. No, he's just visiting his friends in Sydney that I vaguely remember from the zoo...

Eve the ROCK said...

Is your dad working, wherever he is?

Eve the ROCK said...

I might disappear soon, warning

Sir said...
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Eve the ROCK said...

That sounds really interesting, but I have no idea what that is :P mind explaining for me?

Eve the ROCK said...

Wait...wait...that's that thing where it numbs pain, right? Anesthetic or something?

Sir said...

He works on keeping the patients unconscious, breathing for them, and managing the drugs.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Morning!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Hmmm. I can't exactly say I was close enough, now can I? But I know what you're talking about now, at least. Cool! My dad's an architectural draughtsman. Agh! I don't even know how to spell it!

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Zafira! It's, like, past eleven at night in Adelaide!

Sir said...

Hello Zafira.

Sir said...
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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Close to 10am in Pennsylvania.

Eve the ROCK said...

Does Pennsylvania have a lot of stationary???

Nixion Strange said...

Argh

Eve the ROCK said...

Hey Zafira, can I please have your email?

Hi Nix!

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Sir said...

Hello Nixon, what is wrong?

Nixion Strange said...

Nothing. I'm challening the spririt of my great great great great great grandfather, who was a pirate

Nixion Strange said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgDEzFuCK8k&feature=relmfu

God damn it all

Sir said...

Ah. He was a pirate? Strange fellows.

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Star!

Star Inkbright said...

Hi! How goes things?

Nixion Strange said...

They go tired

Nixion Strange said...

You?

Eve the ROCK said...

Nix, when are you announcing Competition winners?

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Starrrrrrrrrrry!

Nixion Strange said...

When I feel like it
I only got the last entries today, because they asked for an extension and had a good reason

Eve the ROCK said...

Akay

Star Inkbright said...

I don't know. Am I Things? Do I look like Things? Ask Things yourself.

Star Inkbright said...

*hisses in annoyance* Dammit. I never finished doing my OCs, did I?

Nixion Strange said...

You started?

Nixion Strange said...

Fancy that, you learn something new nearly every day
Going to sleep now
Byeeeeeeee!!

Star Inkbright said...

Fours, Nix!

*looks at clock* Is it just after 12:35 pm in Adelaide?

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Nix!!

Eve the ROCK said...

You're right, Star! 12:38 now :)

Eve the ROCK said...

What time is it in Olympia over there?

Star Inkbright said...

YAY!

I GOT SOMETHING RIGHT FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE!!!!

And, I got something right twice as well, but it's the once that counts. :)

Star Inkbright said...

In the Olympic Stadium right now, it is 4:10 pm. :)

Star Inkbright said...

*is including a long, probably unnessessary, explaination of magic and how it works in these OCs*

It's my nature to try and make sure people COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND what I'm telling them. That's probably a bad thing.

Eve the ROCK said...

It must feel so special to be hosting the Olympics :3

Eve the ROCK said...

No, it's a good thing! You have to make super-sure!

Eve the ROCK said...

Sorry if I fall asleep, faithful...servant....

Star Inkbright said...

S'okay. :)

And it DOES feel super-special. It's awesome. :)

I don't think it's fair, though, how our countey's housed the Olympics three times and EVERY time's been in London. Why can't another city have it???

Star Inkbright said...

*has switch from informative kaunguage to chatty language, complete with abbreviations and asteriks*

Star Inkbright said...

1, 608 words for two OCs. That's 804 words each. Wow.

Star Inkbright said...

*has stopped typing and has gone back to gazing longingly at my Gone books*

Star Inkbright said...

And I still have a load to do . . . *sigh*

Flame Phoenix said...

Hey

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

People poof

Eve sorry I poofed i kinda got dragged off

Uhm bellagaunt13@gmail.com

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Going swimming D:

DEREK!! Its race weekend where I live Nascar racing. See this is why you should be sent here! America has awesome things. Aaaand it dont rain every day and its warmer.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

HELLO!

Flame Phoenix said...

Hey Val!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Ah! Sorry, I forgot to refresh the page! Hi Flame, if you're still here!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

And I have to gooooo.... Bye!

Anonymous said...

Hello?

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Jessica B. Evermore said...

http://tweenagerdrama.blogspot.com/

Noelle said...

Andrew Garfield in Doctor Who???

Awesome.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hiya Dark

Noelle said...

Hi Zaf!!! *hugs* how're you?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Good. Just had a fight with a can opener. Its screwed up but nibody thinks so. But me.

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