Right then, I have here the details of the Ireland/UK tour. My publishers do like to keep me busy, the little scamps, but this tour isn't quite so arduous as they've been in the past- probably because they know I'll have just come back from the ANZ tour, and will be feeling pretty sorry for myself...
Ireland
30 August:
Easons, Newbridge, Co Kildare- Public signing - 2 PM
Easons, O'Connell St, Dublin- Fan Event - 6.30 PM
31 August:
Dubray Books, Kilkenny - Public signing- 4 PM
1 September:
Waterstones, Drogheda - Public signing - 11 AM
Easons, Swords - Public signing - 3 PM
2 September:
Easons, Cork - Public signing - 12 noon
5 September:
Mountains to the Sea Festival, Dun Laoighaire
UK
7 September:
Waterstones, Southampton - Public signing - 4.30 PM
8 September:
Waterstones, Bournemouth - Public signing - 11 AM
Village Bookshop Dulwich, London - Public event - 6 PM
9 September:
Waterstones, Bluewater - Public signing - 12 noon
13 September:
Waterstones, Guildford - Public event - 7 PM
14 September:
Waterstones, Birmingham (New Street) - Public signing - 5 PM
15 September:
WHS, Stoke - Public signing - 11 AM
Waterstones, Liverpool One - Public signing - 3 PM
29 September:
Bangor Literature Festival - Morning
Easons, Belfast - 3 PM
14 October:
Cheltenham Festival
And now I am going to watch the Silva/Sonnen fight from last night. I haven't even glanced at online stuff today for fear that someone will have mentioned who won. Oh I'm looking forward to this...
1st!!!
ReplyDeletewoohoo!!
now im going to go tell the others
14 of October is my birthday!!
ReplyDeleteDEREK>
ReplyDeleteNow to read.
ReplyDeleteok, theres one minion...
ReplyDeleteSEVEN
ReplyDeleteYEah, now to read
ReplyDelete*frowns*
ReplyDeletethe others take their time...
2 minions
ReplyDeletewell, including me, 3
ReplyDeleteKILKENNY! I live there, man! But the Australia version :P
ReplyDeleteoh thats cool Eve!!
ReplyDelete4, now..
ReplyDeleteHey Derekkkkkk... Guess who wonnnnn?????? *evil grin*
*transfers comment from other post*
ReplyDeleteI know, I died with his cuteness! I love his accent, but I also love the Anerican accent he put on for the movie. And his hair is awesome, I don't know what all the craze about Justin Bieber is
*frowns*
ReplyDeletewho?
I SHALL SEE YOU IN LIVERPOOL GOOD SIR I THINK
ReplyDeleteAndrew fracking cute Garfield. :D
ReplyDeleteWell, that's disappointing.
ReplyDeletehi Georgina
ReplyDeleteHere.
ReplyDeleteNow to read the post...
oh, Andrew Garfield
ReplyDeleteYeah... I really want to meet Derek, but he hasn't come to Cincinnati D';
ReplyDeleteI am so jealous of Emma Stone...
ReplyDeleteI love the way we just abandon our conversations as we move blog posts...*laughs*
ReplyDeleteOh, never mind then.
ReplyDeletei know L
ReplyDeleteWhat did I say I was going to do?
ReplyDeletei have no idea L
ReplyDeleteIDK.. Emma Stone.. Is a LUCKY GAL ;D
ReplyDeleteI am either going to The Dublin one, or the Bangor Book Festival!!
ReplyDeleteYou said you were going to make a post about your new end of the world book or something.
ReplyDeletehi NJ!
ReplyDeleteOh! Yes! The End Of The World! That's what I was going to do. Make a post about it.
ReplyDeleteI know right? But they make such a cute couple anyway.
ReplyDeleteHey, NJ.
ReplyDeleteTHANKS MIST! You pay more attention to me than I do!
Yeah.. but... *cries* So.... CUTE. *dies*
ReplyDeleteHey guys xD
ReplyDelete*cries and dies with Adra* He's got such a gorgeous smile...
ReplyDeleteHi Georgina!
ReplyDeleteGerooooo, hellooooo. :)
ReplyDelete*looks at Eve and Adra, dead on the ground*
ReplyDelete*whistles and walks away*
DEREK BB SAYS HI
ReplyDeleteSHE CAN'T COME ON FOR SOME REASON!!
And you have yet to meet her
SHE IS A SINGAPORE MINION!!
She is AMAZING!!
PLEASE SAY HI TO HER!!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!
Say HI to BloodButterflies PLEASE!!
hi Georgina!
ReplyDeleteeven though i said it above
*twitches*
ReplyDeleteHey Everyone!!
ReplyDelete*hugs*
How're you all??
Hi NJ!
ReplyDeleteHey Georgina!!!
ReplyDeleteAns hush now, Cain. :P
*hugs NJ*
ReplyDeleteim good, bit bored, but good
I won't be able to keep up with you all for long but Liverpool :DD
ReplyDelete*stops whitling*
ReplyDeletearent you dead?
Hey NJ
ReplyDelete*rises up to heaven*
...
*falls back down, and sits up in her own body*
Oh good. I survived. I love it when I do that.
And I just got kicked out of Heaven. Again.
*whistling
ReplyDeletestop annoying me computer!!
Is Liverpool a pool of livers?
ReplyDeleteANd... I can see ghosts now. hi Eve!
ReplyDelete*sighs* I go to read my sister's story and look what happens . . .
ReplyDeleteDid Mist poof again? Or was he MSD mode, still?
ReplyDeleteAlso, JOE LIVES IN LIVERPOOL!
its alright Star
ReplyDeleteHi Adra! *smiles transperantly*
ReplyDeleteMy dad's from Liverpool. I have extended family in Liverpool.
ReplyDeletesoo, Eve are you still dead?
ReplyDeleteHello Eve!!! How's the afterlife!!!
ReplyDeleteI am now really excited. Muahaha
ReplyDeleteStill dead, Miss! I was CRUSHed, remember? ;)
ReplyDeleteOh, the afterlife is wonderful.so many cats...
My sister's pretending she 's part of The Competition and writing something like an entry :/
ReplyDeleteShe knows she isn't a competitor but she's writing it anyway.
Nix would love to hear that I'm sure
ReplyDeleteoh, thats right Eve
ReplyDeletei want tea but its at night and not the all-nighter
ReplyDeleteoh well
Nice pun, Eve. Haha. Wowwwwwwwww.
ReplyDeleteYes.
I died and got kicked out of Heaven. Again.
I'm gonna email it to him once she's done. Rven though it won't count.
ReplyDeleteMy sister, people, is a cool person.
What time is it there, Cain?
ReplyDeleteAwwwww well it's Heaven's loss, isn't it? ;)
ReplyDeletein Perth its 11:22pm
ReplyDeleteI believe you, Star. As long as you believe my desk is a cool person
ReplyDeleteHaha awwww thanks ;D
ReplyDeleteIn Adelaide it's 12:53am
ReplyDeleteOh.... It's 11:23 AM
ReplyDeleteIt's 16:24, here!
ReplyDeleteStill no Scotland tours, it's not really the UK.
ReplyDelete*fistshake*
HAAARPPERRR COLLLIINNNSSS!!!!
*wants to go see Amazibg Spiderman again*
ReplyDeletehi Andrew!
ReplyDelete*gazes in adoration at Eve's desk*
ReplyDelete*fangirl squeal* OHMYDESK YOU ARE SUCH A COOL PERSON!!! I AM SOOOO JEALOUS OF YOU!!!!
Liverpool is looking good for a Bromley reunion and Defender meet up right now
ReplyDelete*sees 'hi andrew'*
ReplyDelete*mouths WHAT irl*
Oh, right. Hi Andrew!
OH!
ReplyDeleteHas anyone seen a US Proof Copy for sale?
I've heard rumors of one being on the market...
*wants to see Amazing Spiderman*
ReplyDeleteuh, WHAT??
ReplyDeletea US Proof Copy??
ReplyDeletei might ebay it...
*leans against desk* He's so strong he can lift a computer...and more. :)
ReplyDeleteNo, sorry L.
ReplyDelete*wants to see Amazing Spiderman*
ReplyDeletePeople, you must see it! It's awesome and so funny!
ReplyDeletePlus... Andrew Garfield!
stuff Ebay, im gonna Google it
ReplyDeleteHE CAN LIFT A COMPUTER!!!! O_O
ReplyDeleteAND MORE!!!!!!! X_X *has gone cross-eyed with wide-eyedness*
He's got four - do you hear me, FOUR - legs
ReplyDeleteFOUR LEGS!!!!! XX_XX
ReplyDeleteGeorgina, The Defenders won't be able to meet up this year. Nor will Le Gang.
ReplyDeleteEllie is going to one in Ireland. Becky said she's going to London. Joe is going to Liverpool. Nathan; me and Andrew might not be able to go to any signing. ;_;
oh.. FOUR legs?? that's like.. For less than he's supposed to have
ReplyDeleteI ONLY HAVE EIGHT TENTACLES!!!
ReplyDelete*frowns* Waaait . . . Four IS larger than eight, right???
He can hold your homework for you!
ReplyDeleteGonna disappear very soon....be warned
ReplyDeleteIf I disappear, my final message to you is
I LOVE ANDREW GARFIELD
HE CAN HOLD MY HOMEWORK FOR ME???? @_@
ReplyDelete*is incapable of holding homework* Now my homework can finally be held:)
meh, i know what a US Proof Copy looks like, no idea about it being on the market
ReplyDeletehaha... He can carry MY homework, any day ;D
ReplyDeleteFeel free to smack your head onto him!
ReplyDeletemy desk carries my laptop, my iPad, my music dock, my earplugs, my sharpener, my sticky tape, my pencil pot holder thingy, my waterbottle, my book, my homework (when i have any), my nail polish that i used today, and much much more
ReplyDeleteANY DAY??? _ (eyes have exploded so aren't ob face anymore)
ReplyDeleteLuciana, Becky is considering Liverpool so she can meet Joe and Me again lol and Livvy might be able to ship across provided she learns of our scheme lol
ReplyDeleteAny day! He's your edge-of-desk to cry on, your very best inanimate friend!
ReplyDeleteBut Eve's desk is A COOL PERSON.
ReplyDeleteo_o <<< *has got new glass eyes*
Hooray! Cheltenham is right near me. I'm there! :)
ReplyDeleteBecky told me it was easiest for her to go to Londonnnnn.
ReplyDeleteI wish I could convince my parents to let me go to Liverpool. ;_;
HE'S SO AMAZING. @_@ <<< *glass eyes have fallen out leaving empty sockets*
ReplyDelete@_o <<< *has found one glass eye but not the other*
ReplyDeletehi Suzanne!
ReplyDeletewhat the HELL, Ink ??? :P *facepalm8 oh God...
ReplyDelete*looks at Star, eyebrow raised*
ReplyDeleteHello, Miss Cain :)
ReplyDeleteWhaaaat???
ReplyDeleteAh! I think I found my glass eye! *_o
. . . No, it was only a bit of fluff. *takes fluff out* @_o
Damn, I'll probably never be able to go to a signing with any of Le Gang and I'll just be depressed sitting here while everyone else is having fun together. That's actually the worst feeling in the world.
ReplyDeleteHELLO ALL. I SHALL BE ON IN 20 MINUTES. FAIR WAAAAAAAAARNING
ReplyDeleteheya Becky!
ReplyDeleteBECKY.
ReplyDeleteWE MUST TALK.
*strugglingly raises eyebrow back*
ReplyDelete.o /
@|
*laughs*
ReplyDeleteHi Becky!
ReplyDeleteI found an AF proof copy!
ReplyDelete*sighing goes and buys new glass eye*
ReplyDeletec_o *coughs* They, uh . . . Dudn't have a matching one . . .
It takes 8 hours from Aberdeen to Liverpool. That's not even the problem, it's being allowed to go to one with Le Gang. So, for sure I'm never actually going to meet you guys.
ReplyDelete*sighingly
ReplyDeleteREALLY??? C_O
WE CAN TALK WHEN I RETURN FROM MY MOST NOBLE OF QUESTS
ReplyDeleteaka walking my dog/horse
ReplyDelete*is on floor laughing*
ReplyDeleteI feel sorry for Le Gang . . . 9(
ReplyDeleteStar, your glass....eye...sooo....different...from....the other....one......makes it....funny!!!
ReplyDeleteGOOD, BECKY.
ReplyDeleteANDREW WE WILL MEET ONE DAY. AND THEN I SHALL ATTACK YOU WITH A BAGUETTE.
YES I FOUND AN AF PROOF COPY.
AND I FEEL SORRY FOR LE GANG, TOO.
poor Le Gang
ReplyDeletethats terrible!
THE FLOOR??? C_O
ReplyDelete*hurriedly pulls Black off the floor* DON'T TOUCH THAT FLOOR! IT'S COVERED IN *coughs* Er . . . stuff . . . *watches Black grow ejephant ears*
Ah. 9/
Sorry about that.
WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE FACELESS ONES REALM HAPPENED TO ME!?!
ReplyDelete*pokes elephant ear*
ReplyDelete*huffs* ARE YOU LAUGHING AT MY GLASS EYE??? >9| *is finding it hard to glare*
ReplyDeletemaybe...
ReplyDelete*is sulking with elephant ears*
Hm. I 's'pose there are a few places I could get to within a couple of hours.
ReplyDeleteOr there are a couple of other possibilities...
*sits in a dark corner and plots*
... Derek, Sir? If you happen to appear suddenly, I have a very important question to ask.
*nods, before returning to plotting*
oh!
ReplyDelete12am!!
heyo Taia!
ReplyDelete*hands Black purple banana* This'll cure it.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget to worship Eveeeee! (6
Hi Taia!!!
ReplyDeleteDo you like my glass eyes? c_o
*worships Eve*
ReplyDelete*eats purple banana*
*ears return to normal*
*breathes a sigh of relief*
Sorry, guys.. My internet failed. Because it's stupid.
ReplyDeleteHi Miss Cain!!
ReplyDeleteHi Star!!
And, yes. The glass eyes are beautiful. Really suits you. *nods*
the internet is quite stupid
ReplyDeleteWB Adra
YAY!!! EVE GOT WORSHIPPEDDDD!!! 9D
ReplyDeleteThanks Taia! 9)
ReplyDelete50 comments later and still talking about glass eyes...
ReplyDeleteImpressive.
I'll be REALLY distant because I need to find a US proof copy.
ReplyDeleteMy latest goal in life.
oki doki L!
ReplyDelete*laughs* Sorryyyyy. |6> *is trying ti look apologetic*
ReplyDeleteHi, Adrasdos.
ReplyDeleteOkay, L.
Gtg bbs.
ReplyDeletebye Star!
ReplyDeleteBye, Star!
ReplyDeleteI have RETUUUUURRRRNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
ReplyDeleteWB Becky!
ReplyDeleteI THANK YOU.
ReplyDeleteHello all~
BECKY.
ReplyDeleteFACEBOOK MEH.
Bye Star!
ReplyDeleteHello, Becky!
Also, hullo.
ReplyDeleteOKAAAAAAAAAY
ReplyDelete*is listening to Fantastic Baby AGAIN*
ReplyDeleteARGLAFARGLA
ReplyDeleteHey BEcky!! Bye Star!!!
ReplyDeleteANDREWEEEEEEWEHYGJHERGKEWGHLVSHIEGSHJ
ReplyDeletedoes
ReplyDeleteanyone
like
ben
howard
ANDREW.
ReplyDeleteOh damn... Okay, I've got to leave you all again be cause I'm celebrating my mom's birthday...... Bye!!!
ReplyDeletebye Adra!!
ReplyDeleteBAIIII!
ReplyDeleteSorry if I'm a moody poop.
ReplyDeleteI'm in the worst mood ever.
alright, i feel like sleeping
ReplyDeletebye all!!
Andrew IT IS FINE. I keep getting in moods like that.
ReplyDeleteI'M A HORMONAL FEMALE DON'T JUDGE ME.
BYE CAIN
ReplyDeleteBYE, ADRA.
ReplyDeleteLOL LE GANG ARE SLOWLY MOVING TO BLOGLAND. *laughs menacingly*
BYE, CAIN.
ReplyDeleteHi, Andrew. And don't worry, you're not the only one.
ReplyDeletePlotting unlikely attempts to meet the Golden God isn't the only reason that I chose to sit in this Dark Corner, here...
LOOOL. Literally there's not one inch of this fandom we won't eventually seep into.
ReplyDeleteALSO I HAVE FORMULATED A PLAN.
I'm gonna kidnap the Lord of Ultimate Book Writing.
*Bill Gates sceptical look*
BECKY. WHERE ELSE DO WE NEED TO TAKE OVER?
ReplyDeleteTHE FORUMS!
THE FORUMS CONFUSE ME
ReplyDeletei came
ReplyDeleteand everyone evacuated
i came
ReplyDeleteand everyone evacuated
Awesome, Becky.
ReplyDeleteBut you'll have to kidnap him when touring's over. It'd be a big disappointment if people had travelled for hours, only to find that the signing was cancelled, because the Incredible Author had been kidnapped. :P
LOL. SAME.
ReplyDeleteI GET SO CONFUDDLED.
KAL YOU'RE NINJA.
ReplyDeleteWell actually it's not a kidnapping
ReplyDeletei just wanted to quote national treasure
KAL! *glomps*
ReplyDeleteI haven't seen you in, like, a couple of weeks! (That's a lot longer, in Housefly time, btw :P)
How are you?
Back! 9)
ReplyDeleteWB, Star.
ReplyDeleteWelcome back, Star!
ReplyDeleteCall me . . . Glass-eyes.
ReplyDeletewhat so your not watching the tennis? Shammmmmeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm Chucky Cheese!
ReplyDeleteNo, I AM!
Star I thought you just said "Call me Gladys" omg
ReplyDelete