Right then, I have here the details of the Ireland/UK tour. My publishers do like to keep me busy, the little scamps, but this tour isn't quite so arduous as they've been in the past- probably because they know I'll have just come back from the ANZ tour, and will be feeling pretty sorry for myself...
Ireland
30 August:
Easons, Newbridge, Co Kildare- Public signing - 2 PM
Easons, O'Connell St, Dublin- Fan Event - 6.30 PM
31 August:
Dubray Books, Kilkenny - Public signing- 4 PM
1 September:
Waterstones, Drogheda - Public signing - 11 AM
Easons, Swords - Public signing - 3 PM
2 September:
Easons, Cork - Public signing - 12 noon
5 September:
Mountains to the Sea Festival, Dun Laoighaire
UK
7 September:
Waterstones, Southampton - Public signing - 4.30 PM
8 September:
Waterstones, Bournemouth - Public signing - 11 AM
Village Bookshop Dulwich, London - Public event - 6 PM
9 September:
Waterstones, Bluewater - Public signing - 12 noon
13 September:
Waterstones, Guildford - Public event - 7 PM
14 September:
Waterstones, Birmingham (New Street) - Public signing - 5 PM
15 September:
WHS, Stoke - Public signing - 11 AM
Waterstones, Liverpool One - Public signing - 3 PM
29 September:
Bangor Literature Festival - Morning
Easons, Belfast - 3 PM
14 October:
Cheltenham Festival
And now I am going to watch the Silva/Sonnen fight from last night. I haven't even glanced at online stuff today for fear that someone will have mentioned who won. Oh I'm looking forward to this...
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«Oldest ‹Older 601 – 800 of 4825 Newer› Newest»Great. I'm covered in paint that I can't see.
Hehehe... I'm so evil, Phoenix.
Isn't it invisible paint anyway?
Yeah, but I can feel it... It's sticky. And itchy. Great job, Val...
yfle
COOL! My dad found an arrowhead in our basement and gave it to me!
This MIGHT even take my mind of the paint long enough for Val to escape without being mortally wounded!
haha COOL!!!!
*thinks about escape* *shrugs* Meh, I'm cool with just standing here.
Val, I said might. Take into consideration that I now have a weapon.
*pulls out spike bomb like from Playing with Fire*
Yeah, and I have a weapon too.
Well, I have a bow and arrows that I found dumpster diving, I dagger I found at the bottom of a lake, and...
A MACHETE!!!!!!
I have a sonic
not that anyone cares
I HAVE A SONIC AND A TARDIS! BAM.
Step away. You are not part of this. She sprayed me with invisible paint, and I will have my REVENGE!!!
And we're helping... She ate my arm once, you know...
*points sonic screw diver, and has knife behind back*
Heyyy
*flings herself at Val, screaming*
WELL I HAVE TWO SONICS, A TARDIS AND A HOSTAGE! *points to River Song, who is tied to a chair*
Val, you have made a dangerous enemy today...
NOOOO! MELODY!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*stops*
Opens portal, and pushes at the air. Melody goes through, lands beside the doctor. Closes portal*
Ha HAAAA!
*sticks out foot so Phoenix trips* *looks down at her on the ground*
Hope you had a nice trip; see you next fall.
I don't even KNOW River Song...
*retreats to umbrella fort*
*plots*
Nix said the animals couldn't be mutated:(
HOW DARE YOU FREE RIVER SONG?! I WAS HOLDING HER HOSTAGE SO I COULD STEAL HER HUSBAND!!!
*tackles Adra to the ground*
Haha that's good, Val :D *loling irl*
I HAVE A MAX!!!! *flings Max at him, and he laughs.*
irl?
*stabs Val while she's fighting Adra*
Like a BOSS!
What's good? The "hope you had a nice trip; see you next fall" thing? My mum says that to me practically everyday, because I'm ridiculously clumsy... XD
Bull! *punches Val in the face* GET OFF ME!
HE IS MINE!!!!
*kicks, summoning a flame, and throwing it at Val*
YOU ATE MY ARM, TRY TO STEAL MY HUSBAND, AND STEAL RIVER SONG.
*uses the air to fling Phoenix's weapon back at her*
Ok, I hope this little scuffle is over, because my umbrella fort is calling me.
*blocks weapons with air*
*sulks in umbrella fort*
*innocent look* Of COURSE I've read your Chasing the Sun story, Flame.
WOO!!! COMMENT 666!!!!!
Pheonix, move out of invisiland. its always been the home of nobody. that's me.
NO WAY! THE DOCTOR IS MINE!!!
*pushes River off a cliff, grabs the Doctor, proposes to him and uses mind powers to make him say yes*
*is somehow in a wedding gown* *is having a wedding*
I DO! *makes the Doctor say 'I do' also*
HA! WE ARE MARRIED!
Can someone explain to me who the hell River Song is?
i dont know.
Oh, Cat...
She's a character from Doctor Who.
NO!!!! DOCTOR!!!
*pushes Val away, and is in a wedding dress herself*
YOU HAD NO MINISTER!!!
*holds Val on the ground with air, while ceremony is done*
Doctor *willingly* I do.
Me: I do.
HA! YOU JUST MARRIED THE DOCTOR'S REFLECTION!
*gets minister to make the wedding official* *says the 'I do', and so does the Doctor*
YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
*flies away in the TARDIS with the Doctor and lives happily ever after*
Wait... Oh, never mind. I don't know what Doctor Who is, don't kill me.
Come on pheonix. even nobody knows the doctor.
It's the best TV show EVER, Phoenix. You should watch it sometime.
Don't have TV.
get it illegally online. and sherlock.
Gtg nowww . . . :(
Don't really care much about TV, either.
Neither do I. I watch it on the internet.
Bye, Star!
Bye Star! *tosses a cherry dumple after her*
And my internet plan sucks... I can't watch video.
Well played, Valkyrie, but YOU just married the GANGER of the DOCTOR!!!!! BAM!!!!
*steals the real one, marries him*
Doctor- I do.
Me: I do.
*flies off in TARDIS, and lives happily ever forever*
TAKE THAT
AH FINALLY!!!! I found it!
Hey all, sorry to butt in but I'm looking for a friend of mine.
Shell??
I hope someone has seen her, the amount of Skulduggery blogs and forums I've gone through to find her lol
Bye Star!!!
Hi Chase, no I haven't seen Shell.
See that, Val! Pwned :D
Pheonix... you said, oh, cat... What did i do? tell me, please, so i can bang my head in the oven or hit it with a wall
Oh, Cat...
fine. i'll just punch myself in the head.
I can tell you something you did that pisses me off every time somebody does it... But I promise I won't get mad at you. Because you seem slightly pathetic at the moment, no offense. You spelled my name wrong.
WELL WHATEVER, ADRA!!!! *goes off and sobs*
Wait a second... The marriage only lasts till one of you dies...
*cuts Adra's head off* *kills the Doctor, then brings him back to life* *marries him*
Gotta go, BYE
Cat, stop inflicting pain on yourself.
You also haven't specified weather you're male or female, which I find ever so slightly creepy.
God one answer.
Thanks ye all have been great.
Have ye really not seen her, someone told me they saw her on here.
Shell B? Has a picture of a Westlife member as a picture?
Well back to Google...
WAIT! hang on a sec...
Fine, Phoenix. get mad at me. please, make me feel almost like an almost real human and and almost real nobody. chastise me.
WHAT THE HELL!!!
*grumbles*
*ascends into heaven, while head is put back on by gnomes*
*falls back to earth, kicked out of heaven. Again. AGAIN.*
Oh. I'm alive.
*kills val and dumps her in a river*
BAM.
HE IS MINE!!!
okay, all... I'm going to go now. Probably be back on later ;D
BYEEE
maybe im just not worthy of specification
Was that wait for me Phoenix or am I just imagining?
Gotta go...
i mean, you cant even tell, can you? if you could...
maybe ill se you, Pheonix, maybe i wont.
*kicks Val*
Hello??!
I'm clearly talking to myself here but if anyone see's Shell...
Irish young one, would be a little older than most of you, has a picture of some fella holding a pint.
Tell her Chase is after her and her 2 emails are not sending for me.
Cheers (not that anyone is listening)
Nobody is listening.
I went away and now I have lesbian parents wat
Yeah I figured as much.
Look I was told that she comes on here, so I am here because I am worried. She is not picking up her phone, I can't get through on emails.
She has never been out of touch. The only time she ever was when she was ready to do something stupid.
Do you know what lads, it don't matter.
hi again Andrew
Sorry Chase Horror... Ill tell her if i see her.
WHO'S NOBODY.
I am nobody. Because im nobody to anybody, anything, anyplace...
Hello!
Nobody is Cat.
okay, i'll let you off the hook for not coming to belfast this year, derek, but you have to come before the last book. can't afford to keep going to dublin to see you -.-
okay, i'll let you off the hook for not coming to belfast this year, derek, but you have to come before the last book. can't afford to keep going to dublin to see you -.-
Phoenix?
he never comes to America
Guys, Shell is Em. Same person.
*narrows eyes at Chase* Are you Em in disguise...?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MCxp7wZ62I
Please understand :(
Have you heard anything I've said?
If You have, Emrald, and you still want to leave, then put the weight back on my shoulders and walk away. I wont try to trip you.
But Dont draw it out, Emrald. No One can take that.
*scrolls up and looks at previous comments*
HEY, ADRA CAN'T KILL ME IF I'M NOT ON!
That murder attempt didn't count! HA! HE'S STILL MINE!!!!
Just promise me you wont... I dont even want to say it, but you really are starting to worry me...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdgCajndgNw
Emrald, Do you remember the first time we were typing, and i told you what i thought of humans, and what you said to me?
ehm
creepy
midnight comment... not midnight here
*ahem* Mr. Golden God, the U.S. is not on there.
BTW can you guys spew out any information you know on sending fanmail to Derek? I finished my first bracelet and I have the 'Skuld' part done on the second one...
(>^.^)>The Dream Lives-THIS CHRISTMAS<(^.^<)
GET EXCITED!!!
Idont Knew! I have asked a hunderd people, but i am nobody, so no one else cares
I've given this address to people so many times I've lost count now:
Derek Landy
c/o Author Mail, 7th floor
HarperCollins Publishers
10 East 53rd, New York, NY 10022
USA
VEX YOU ACTUALLY MADE THOSE??
VEX YOU ACTUALLY MADE THOSE??
hi flame
thanks Valkrye V Cain
You're welcome, Cat.
Cat's nobody?
Ahhhhhh, I had to sing at my dinner table...
HAHAh.
My blog is being designed by Gepard.
Hah.
at Flame and Valkyrie- Why?
Because my mum wanted to know what song 'The Show' was when I said I wanted to get it on iTunes.
haha.
Just cos gep is amazing at these things.
I just got a different song in my head... "..Oh I could throw you in the lake, or feed you poisoned birthday cake, I can't deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone..."
Could you sing The Show for us?
Like, actually SING it, or type it up? Typing is:
I'm just a little bit caught in the middle,
life is a maze, and love is a riddle,
I don't know where to go,
I can't do it alone, I've tried,
And I don't know why
sing it
Well... I don't see how you could hear me...
Just sing it
*sings it*
Yay.*claps*
*is confussed*
i is confused... what's confussing?
I dkkkkkk..
lost
*smiles* Thanks Cat.
*Strikes pose*
Look who's come to crash this party!
Im gonna go.
BYE.
*kicks Val and sprints away*
HEY! *tackles Flame before he can leave* *tears his arm off and starts hitting him with it*
*Waves^
Byeeee!
What is it with you and people's arms?
*bite her head off and hobbles away without an arm, leaving a trail*
...I really don't know.
*screams from inside Flame's stomach*
LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
*bites through his stomach and rolls away to find my body*
*reattaches head to body*
not so fast!
*grabs head and puts it in a jar, not allowing her to bite me*
Whaaaaa?! But I'm already attached to my body!
I. Is. BACKKKK :D
How is everyone???
I completely forgot I was on here...
@Phoenix Yep, I actually made the COME TO THE U.S. one. I'm still working on the Skulduggery one. If all turns out as planned it will have 'Skulduggery' on one side, a cool skull flame design thingy in the middle and 'Pleasant on the other side. It's gonna be more like a necklace though. lol
OHMYGOD! I HUMAN BEING!!!!
Hello, I think we've met before. I don't remember...
*sticks out hand*
Adrasdos Dark. I go by Adra or Dark, whichever you prefer...
Do you go by Kim or Vex or what?
Gotta go, bye
Any more room for a moody auld one on here?
*smiles* hi!!!
Bye Val!!! *hugs*
I go by Kim. Or whatever suits you best.
I'm going to be on and off BTW. My mind can't focus on just one site.
Adios Val.
Alright!!!!
*dances aroundd, swishing her skirt*
I have sailed the world and seen its wonders.. From the Dardanelles to the wonders of Peru, but there's no place like London...
*mountains for the second wonders*
SWEENEY TODD FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Epiphany is the best song though:
"There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and it's filled with people who are filled with sh*t and the vermin of the world inhabit it...but not for long!"
Oh RIGHT. OHMYGOD... It's pretty uh, hot the way Depp sings that song...
But I personally like Johanna and Priest...
Yes, I love the way he says "I want you bleeders". I've been fangirling over him ever since. :3 He's adorable in Benny and Joon.
I didn't like Anthony that much.
And I have absolutely no life. I'm watching Minecraft videos. Minecraft. I don't even own the game.
Let me guess... Tobuscus?
I once spent a day. A DAY. Watching him fail at Minecraft.
Always room For Emrald Melody
No. CaptainSparklez and BlueXephos. I actually find their videos entertaining.
I need help... :(
God I feel like a celeb lol
No photos please!
An Audograph?
Hola!
Hey... people commented! That's new.
Adios!
Hello, Rose!!! I'm Adrasdos Dark aka Adra or Dark.
*sticks out hand*
hello...
Skul-cake???
*gives Skul cake
...
I wrote all of that.
Grrrrrrr.
What's a Skul cake?
I need to sleep.
Tis been an emotional night.
Good night one and all
Tomorrow is a new day for a new start.
799...
800!
Skul-cake... I have a picture of one.. Hang on.
http://followthepen.blogspot.com/
at the bottom of the page, there is a picture :D
801!
Gosh darnit.
Just popping in to say hello and bye.
Good night, Em!!! *hugs*
until soon, dear. :D
Hi, bye Helena!
You going to give a speech, Kim??? Dedicate the page to something??
SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH!!!
Hello...?
SPARKY!!! *hugs*
THANK GOD ANOTHER HUMAN
Dark, I think you got first...
*face falls*
Oh.
Yeah. I knew that. Of course I knew that, I was just interrupted... By a... Television. Yeah. Okay. Now is the time for the dedication.
I'd like to dedicate this page... To Derek Landy, because he is a phenomenal writer, and he created Skulduggery Pleasant. and without that, most of us Bloglandians would've never met.
So Derek, we salute you!!!
*raises glass* hear hear
I've also commented on your blog...
*raises glass*
Commendable dedication Dark!
*curtsies*
Why thank you, Miss Braginski. I do my best.
and I'll have to...
Which blog? O.o
The drawings one.
I'm also half watching a movie right now, so I'm distant...
It's alright... I'm watching Indiana Jones, so... :D
And thanks for the comment!!!!
hi sparkles
...
...
...
please dont kill me!
Hey Jakro!!!
how are ya?
Jakro?
Long time no see.
How are you?
*steps forward, presses him against a tree, whips out knife and holds is close to his neck*
I think you know what happens if you call me that again.
*steps back and loops knife back into belt*
But I digress.
How are you?
fine sparky... where've you been?
Away.
oh... do you play minecraft?
It just got very violent, and then polite.
*cowers*
too much... for my brain.
And uh, if anyone cares, I do :D
I don't, but my friend does.
MINECRAFT RULES
*throws creepers everywhere*
*sighs as they blow up around me*
Jakro...
heheheh
*ducks behind a werewolf, holding up a diamond sword*
DO YOU LIKE MY SWORD SWORD SWORD
MY DIAMOND SWORD SWORD
YOU CAN NOT AFFORD-FORD
FORD MY DIAMOND SWORD SWORD,
EVEN IF YOU COULD COULD
I HAVE A PATENT.
That sounds like Tobuscus... Just for the repeptition
Oh yeah. That is Tobuscus...
FTW
SAFETY TORCH!!! *put it on your porch* SAFETY TORCH!!! *put it in your hallways*
Damn right it's Toby!
Haha... he SUCKS at Minecraft... LOL.
It's a Door door door... Just open it....
(that was somewhere)
He sucks at gaming in general.
Singing, he's good at.
Oh yeah, Like-
look at little tim-tim, sleeping so soundly
WAKE UP TIM TIM WHAT IF THERE'S A MONSTER?!?!?!?!!?!?!?
Don't be scared, Timmmy of he'll eat you. Monters smell fear, looking for you,
I GOTTA SAFETY TORCH!!!
It's bit abnormal how high Toby's voice can get
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