Right then, I have here the details of the Ireland/UK tour. My publishers do like to keep me busy, the little scamps, but this tour isn't quite so arduous as they've been in the past- probably because they know I'll have just come back from the ANZ tour, and will be feeling pretty sorry for myself...
Ireland
30 August:
Easons, Newbridge, Co Kildare- Public signing - 2 PM
Easons, O'Connell St, Dublin- Fan Event - 6.30 PM
31 August:
Dubray Books, Kilkenny - Public signing- 4 PM
1 September:
Waterstones, Drogheda - Public signing - 11 AM
Easons, Swords - Public signing - 3 PM
2 September:
Easons, Cork - Public signing - 12 noon
5 September:
Mountains to the Sea Festival, Dun Laoighaire
UK
7 September:
Waterstones, Southampton - Public signing - 4.30 PM
8 September:
Waterstones, Bournemouth - Public signing - 11 AM
Village Bookshop Dulwich, London - Public event - 6 PM
9 September:
Waterstones, Bluewater - Public signing - 12 noon
13 September:
Waterstones, Guildford - Public event - 7 PM
14 September:
Waterstones, Birmingham (New Street) - Public signing - 5 PM
15 September:
WHS, Stoke - Public signing - 11 AM
Waterstones, Liverpool One - Public signing - 3 PM
29 September:
Bangor Literature Festival - Morning
Easons, Belfast - 3 PM
14 October:
Cheltenham Festival
And now I am going to watch the Silva/Sonnen fight from last night. I haven't even glanced at online stuff today for fear that someone will have mentioned who won. Oh I'm looking forward to this...
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 4825 Newer› Newest»hahahahahahhaa becky came ahahahahahahhahaha
Damn, I'll probably never be able to go to a signing with any of Le Gang and I'll just be depressed sitting here while everyone else is having fun together. That's actually the worst feeling in the world.
The rest of my family was watching the tennis. /6
Nice idea, Kal. I didn't know it was HellBoy's birthday tomorrow. Hopefully I'll get to talk to him then.
And I WAS watching the Tennis. But I got kinda bored, y'know. :P
Andrew, at least you've met Derek! I PROBABLY WON'T EVER MEET HIM AND BE 69EVR ALONE WHILST ALL OF LE GANG ARE OUT SOMEWHERE.
*laughs*
L/Luciana/Jordan can't go to a signing either, Andrew . . . 9(
It's not meeting Derek.
It's meeting you guys.
The good thing with me is that because I never go on holidays or anything I can ask to go to a signing without feeling guilty x3
Star remembered my name. *hugs* I didn't think anyone would.
ANDREW, YOU'RE GOING TO BE HELPING ME AND ELLIKINS MOVE INTO IRELAND WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
andrew OH MY GOD *hugs the fucking life out of you*
*sighs*
*gives up*
*is a fed up glass-eyed octopus* c_o
oh, world
Sorry if I'm distant.
I keep deciding that everything I type is too bad-mood-y, and deleting it all. :P
Blink 182 just came on shuffle and this makes me happy.
COURSE I REMEMBERED YOUR NAME, JORDAN!!!!!
And, your middle name is Robyn :) *has got rid of glass eyes and got new plastic-surgery ones*
WE CAN LIVE LIKE JACK AND SALLY IF WE WANT, WHERE YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND ME. AND WE'LL HAVE HALLOWEEN ON CHRISTMAS, AND IN THE NIGHT WE'LL WISH THIS NEVER ENDS
Hello, Cat.
BLINK 182 ARE BEAUTIFUL.
ANDREW. *attacks with soggy iced rainbow baguette flavoured with cherries*
*runs away*
ahem
Blink 182...?
*wanders over to YouTube*
Hi Cat!
*hugs Star* I didn't think anyone ever paid any attention to me... *is almost crying*
Yeeeessssssss. Blink 182. I ONLY LIKE A COUPLE OF THEIR SONGS BUT THEY ARE AMAZE.
I'm gonna listen to Ben Howard now and cry over his musical perfection.
omidoctor.... youre the only thing keeping me alive
blink 182??
New Profile pic, Luciania Scath?
YES! We had a huge conversation about it.
If I link you all to a song will y'all listen to it? c:
COURSE WE DO . . . :) *hugs L back*
I will, Becky. ^-^
im sorry! *goes and sits in a pit.*
Anyone like The Midnight Beast?
. . . Can't. Sorry.
We need an apologetic smily . . .
Okay good! This is Ben Howard, Folk artist, I suppose. I could decide whether to link you to Promise, Black Flies or Diamonds, so I decided on Black Flies because it was what came on shuffle x3.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YFIykw9BDs
couldn't*
Oh. BT Dubz. Anyone else want to e-mail me for the awards. (I'm doing them, ioweyouamug@gmail.com for your votes!)
I haven't heard of them, Andrew. *plans to Google that, in a minute*
Awesome, Becky. *goes to listen*
I told you I got someone to do the e-mail. *grins*
I need to add you to the blog, so you can announce them for us....
I'm also gonna be seeing him live at Latitude Festival next Sunday, i'm so bloody excited. I'll be sitting there in my Thor helmet, sobbing my eyes out when he plays this. *hardcoregodofthunder*
ANDREW YOU NEED A PICTURE ON HERE, YIS.
THANKS, ANDREWWWW.
*facepalms*
And now I can't even use YouTube...
WHAT NO
BUT BEN HOOOOWWWWAAAAARRRRRDDDDD
*laughs* So many Le Gangians on hereeeeee . . .
We're everywhere.
Budapest? There.
New York? There.
France? There.
Australia? There.
Jupiter? There.
Your underwear drawer? There.
LE GANGIANS.
OMGG.
YES.
WE'RE MISSING:
Livvy
Ellikins
Nathan
Brosephine
Ashley
I've gotta go.
Calculators to find, and revision to do.
Bye all!
*throws sixteen and a half cookies in random directions, before disappearing*
O_O *quickly searchs through underwear drawer*
*frowns* Can LeGangians go invisible?
Bye, Taia!
GUYS. I NEED £103. SO MUCH RIGHT NOW.
FD^ GAh&KOlsdmg7 a -9ufj7
ohmyfuckingoldengodineedthis.
Bye!
WHAT FOR
also who here likes Supernatural
Fours Taia!
Just me and LeGangians left . . . *looks around nervously* Please don't hurt me.
omidoctor
*reappears*
I had a question to ask Derek. Which I didn't ask.
Mister Landy, what would be the strangest/largest/perplexing object that has been brought to a signing of yours? (Not including the unicorn, I mean.)
I bet MY idea'll be far better that whatever the answer is... *REG*
*disappears again*
:/
How am I meant to give you that???
beky u srs
OH
MY
FUCKING
GOLDEN
GOD
I
WANT
TO
DIE.
I WISH I HAD £100. SO FUCKING MUCH I CAN'T. ACTUALLY CANNOT.
THIS IS WHY I NEED A JOB.
Hello All!!
I am back!!
I FINISHED HELLBOY'S BIRTHDAY STORY :D *is proud of self*
How is everyone??
HELLO!
AND ANNOYED.
Why?
Why are you annoyed??
BECAUSE I NEED MONEY.
*returns, again*
Screw revision. I'll fail in maths. Just you watch me.
So do I.
I'm going to be 17 in just over a year and nowhere near being able to afford a car AND insurance.
But what do you need the money for?
NJ!! *glomps*
Hi!!
How're you?
Hey Taia!
*glomps back*
I am good :D
How be you??
Sorry, phone died . . .
Hi NJ!!!
Well, I'm feeling better than I was before I came on here, which is an improvement. I think I'm almost happy. :P
Hey Star!
*hugs*
How're you??
Hello Cat!
I am inky, NJ.
What?
Hi Cat!
SORRY
I POOFED.
TRYING TO EARN MONEY. *laughs*
Fair enough
DEREK. MUST. BLOGSPEAK.
I HAVE A QUESTION OF GREAT IMPORTANCE.
NJ!
You didn't tell me you'd posted Part 3 of Betrayal!! OR Part 2, for that matter.
Or maybe I'm just very unobservant...
*dashes off to read them*
YES SO DO I
LIKE
AQUAFRESH OR COLGATE?!
Indeed, Luciana.
I too have a question to be answered...
Or, quite a few, really. :P
WE HAVE GREAT QUESTIONS>
THEY NEED ANSWERINGGGGGGGGG.
As do I!
WHEN IS FLETCHER'S BIRTHDAY?!?!
I WANT TO KNOW!!
I NEED TO KNOW!!
WHEN IS MY FLETCHER'S BIRTHDAY?!?!
Hi BloodButterflies!
Hi Kallista, and of course I'll wish Hellboy a happy birthday for tomorrow..
Hellboy? Happy birthday!!
Taia- so the weirdest thing brought to a signing that is NOT a unicorn? Hmmm... There have been loads of drawings, a few Lego Skulduggerys, a few models, a LOT of cupcakes and cakes... Ooooh but you know what one of my favourites was? These girls had gone off and bought a Barbie-like doll, opened it up and started drawing tattoos all over it. Then they put it back in the box and presented it to me as "Melancholia". I thought that was just BRILLIANT.
And now I must depart. I'm heading out this evening, and I'm NOT in a good mood cuz Chael Sonnen lost his fight... bah...
DEREEEEK
COME BACK
DEREK OMG THANK YOU!!
WHEN IS FLETCHER'S BIRTHDAY!!
WHEN IS MY HUSBAND'S BIRTHDAY!?
TELL ME!!
bye world. Hello, Derek, thank you for calling in... making my day... are you reading anyhting? what is it?
DEREK WHAAAAAATTTTT ARE YOU DOING?
I was too busy telling Becky she was amazing.
GAAAAAAAAAH.
WE HAVE QUESTIONS.
AND SO HE LEFT
WITHOUT A TRACE
HE JUST LEFT BLOGLAND WITH A SAD LOOK UPON HIS FACE
WE SHOULD HAVE ENGAGED THE STUPID TRAP
WE SHOULD HAVE MADE HIM WRITE FOR US
IF WE'D HAVE KNOWN FOR JUST ONE SECOND HE WOULD ONLY TALK TO UUUUS
BLAME ME *sobs*
LOL! That is AMAZING, Derek. I'd agree that that was a brilliant idea.
Thanks! I think that may have actually pushed me into the boundaries of happy for a while! :D
*glomps Derek* Enjoy yourself!!
Still, I think what I plan to bring, if ever I make it to one of your signings, might just be as epic as a Melancholia-Doll...
But it's strictly a surprise. *nods*
I BLAME.....
UH...
THE SPOON. *points at wooden spoon lent against a tree*
Hello?
. . . O_O
This occasoon is not worthy of words . . .
Jordan do NOT SPEAK OF WOODEN SPOONS YOU KNOW DEREK HAS A COMPLEX AFTER HIS WIFE BEAT HIM WITH ONE.
I love that Derek appeared at that perfect time. Just when we were asking him to appear.
Too bad he couldn't stay to answer all of the questions, though...
Oh, Olivia.
Hi Joel!
*glares at spoon* BAD spoon.
IT'S DEREK'S FAULT FOR NOT STAYING TO ANSWER MY QUESTION.
Hullo~
Maybe it's timing's fault, for not being more convenient.
*nods*
I only just realised Derek mentioned Clarabelle the Unicorn.
ok i'm happy
TAIA! *glomps*
*laughs*
Yes he did, Beckles.
ALSO
RAINBOWS.
*continues stalking of internettttt*
Hi Gep!
Hey, Gep!
ALL THE OLDER GENS ARE APPEARING! :O
GEP!! *glomps back*
How're you??
Hey Star! :D
BECKY DID THAT GIRL/WOMAN SAY ANYTHING ELSE THAT PRAISED FIFTY SHADES OF PORN ON FACEBOOK?
GEP!!!
*hugs*
Hi, again.
OH HELLO IT'S YOU. Gero? Not that i'm aware. I kinda stopped checking the notifications XD
Hiya, Luci! :P
*gives Taia a marshmallow* I haven't talked to you in ages. >.<
HELLO!
Luci, that's a new one. I LIKE. C:
*hugs NJ* *eyebrows wiggle*
Becky: I see. Wise choice.
Wow! I have never been this close the front before!
Hi Master Derek. If you see this, know that I am your loyal knight in fur. My claws are at your beck and call.
Hi everyone else. Hush now. I am signalling the Master.
VLAEDR! Hulloooo.
He didn't even acknowledge most of us :c
DEWEK WHY YOU NO ADDRESS THE IRREPRESSIBLE AND THE ADORED
Hi Name Master!
Luci: I like it too :P
Boo
*laughs*
Very original, Gep! x3
Who is Gep
Bbs.
*noms the marshmallow happily* Thanks Gep! And, I know! It's great to talk to you again! :D
Darragh
I'm Gep o.O >>>>>
See?
Bye, Star!
Better now? ^.^
@Taia So what's been going on?
*blinks*
Gep...
*points to 'The Island'*
Am I too late for Challenge Three?
I didn't see that it was up! D:
Byee, Star! *waves*
@Taia So what's been going on?
@Taia Hurry, I'm about to write the elimination! :O
Okai
MSD. *frowns*
Should I change my Blog name to The Irrepressible?
I always thought it'd be better as Becky The Viking, but whatever you think . . .
I mean, I only just noticed. Like, two minutes ago. Like, haven't even read the challenge yet. :P
Sorry...
Are you calling me a horny, butch, underdeveloped male?
Because if you are you're probably right
not here, just pretending
xD Becky, you are 5ever funny.
http://tocatchawriter.blogspot.ie/
Do you guys like the template I made? :/
This is my moody humour.
I'll probably get bitter in about 5 minutes.
Bitter Becky. Sounds like a pr0n site . . .
Do whatever you want
.
Yes, Gep, I do. It's very accurate. Maybe I should try it out. I have all of the equipment already.
What sort of area should I be looking in, in order to catch a writer?
you would know?
crap... cant beleive i said that... so sorry... i need to stop talking. STOP TALKING, Cat! no one gives a damn what you think!*Hitting head with a wall*
ahoho
this means nothing to me!*crashes into the wall*
@Taia Anywhere with words. xD
*cuddles cat* Such a cute kitty! *puts milk in a dish for you*
4r y u
dont touch me.
*pets Cat*
@Gep xD Next time I go to a library, I'll be sure to take all of the equipment, then.
4r yu u? sigh. going to bury myself in a couch and brood over my doctor number nine.
Dang.
I've gotta go...
*mutters about calculators and maths and food*
*leaves hugs, cookies, and a single potato*
Bye all!!
Why couldn't you come to Glasgow!!
:(
Bye, Taia! *hugs*
*dashes for the cookies and noms them all*
Toodles
4r y u means what?
guuuuyssss
guys hay guuuuuuys
guys
hay guys hay
sup
Maybe i'll see you. maybe i wont.
ill talk to the potato.
CAT, Y U SO SAD?
what gave you that impression?
Haiii.
@Cat: I don't know, probably you being depressed.
ohai Luci
@Gepard Valk
oh. Right. Yeah, that.
but for all you know, im always like this...
thanks for asking, though...
Where did you get your name?
omidoctor, you keep me alive and kill me at the same time. but you keep me alive.
OHMHYGOSH GUYS LOOOOKKKKK
http://wazzy88.deviantart.com/art/The-Pokeball-of-Korra-II-313354648
Hello. I look like I just crawled out of a grave.
No one knows what 4r y u means?
how is your sunburn?
i odnt know what a poke ball is but it looks really nice
Sunburn's gone, but my skin's still a little tanner than I'd like (meaning it's the color of normal people skin).
*arrives again*
I need to draw Skulduggery
@Cat Um, I wrote it into Google Translate xD I wrote Cheetah and Lightning and that's what came up and I loved it. :P
DOCCCCTTTOOORRRRR!
I have a drawing of Valkyrie acting like Skulduggery...
I THINK I'm going to one of the 1st of September ones :) (If my dad can book off work...) If not I will WALK To Drogheda, no joke. I'm in Armagh, so it is about 2 and a half hours drive, but I don't care :3
I HAVE A DRAWING OF SKULDUGGERY ACTING LIKE SKULDUGGERY.
What an imagination i have *sighs and faceplants desk*
I have a drawing of Skulduggery's head, not because I just wanted a head but because I couldn't draw his body.
I've got a drawing of Skulduggery's full form on one of my blogs...
*gasp* did I get it???
Yeah, you got it, Adra!
HI Addrasdos
bb in ten minutes, smothering myself with a wooden block
Yes you did
YUSSSSS!!!
Okay. Hi Luce, Val, Cat....
yes. Right. I'd like to dedicate this page to my mom, who has her birthday today, my cats Tyger and Trevor, The Doctors, Kingdom of the Wicked, and all the bloglandians. Because you all are amazing, and you all have such a great influence on me, and, well, entertain me when I'm feeling down.
*raises glass* hear hear
Skul-cake, anyone???
Hai
DEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK!!!!!!!
OMGG!!! You're going to Stoke!! I'm gonna stay with my nan so I can meeet you! I am not missing you again!!! *is jumping irl*
OMGG!!!!!!!!!!
Can't stay guys, have to go!!!! *lots of big huggeliebyes* Bye!!
Hai, Andrew, hai. Haiiiiiiiiii.
Hi/bye, Lynx! SAY HI FROM ME!
Hi/bye Lynxia.
*crosses arms and grumbles at Derek* You still aren't coming to America.
Dearest Derek Landy,
I'm certain that a certain Kallista has already informed you already, but in the off chance that you either did not read or, heaven forbid, did not choose to take her advice in the matter, I have decided to come here myself and make a formal request of my own.
You see, on this day sixteen years ago, a little baby boy was born. He grew and came to this world to become one of your minions a few years back, and as such, has remained wholly loyal to you ever since.
His name, as it were, is top secret, of course. After all, you couldn't have your top minions being tracked down, now could you? So he took a name of his own. That name was Israel Elysium; however, this name became, shall we say, not completely sufficient to his character, personality, and, if I may be so blunt, Derektasticness. Therefore, he acquired an additional name that is spoken in awe and meritorious respect.
He is known today... as Hellboy.
I come to you at this time to request, and, even to solicit from you an honoring of his loyalty and further, his pure epica-ness by wishing him a very happy birthday.
I hope you understand why I have come here to ask of it. After all, he is awesome. So I hope, indeed, that you will answer my request and we shall all hear from you very, very soon.
Yours truly,
Skyril Oblivion
Exactly, Val. We should go on strike!!!!
Nice Skyril...
I'm starting an angry mob soon. I'll do it. I will.
I have garlic butter on my wrist...
Going for a little bit, bye
Bye, Val!
Bye Val!!!
If anyone cares, which I honestly doubt, I have a new blog for all of my drawings and stuff.
http://followthepen.blogspot.com/
Skyril, that was amazing!
boo
Beckles. *nods*
*bursts out laughing*
*walks away*
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