Sunday, July 8, 2012

Ireland and UK

Right then, I have here the details of the Ireland/UK tour. My publishers do like to keep me busy, the little scamps, but this tour isn't quite so arduous as they've been in the past- probably because they know I'll have just come back from the ANZ tour, and will be feeling pretty sorry for myself...

Ireland

30 August: 

Easons, Newbridge, Co Kildare-   Public signing - 2 PM

Easons, O'Connell St, Dublin- Fan Event - 6.30 PM

31 August:

Dubray Books, Kilkenny - Public signing- 4 PM

1 September:

Waterstones, Drogheda - Public signing - 11 AM

Easons, Swords - Public signing - 3 PM

2 September:

Easons, Cork - Public signing - 12 noon

5 September:

Mountains to the Sea Festival, Dun Laoighaire


UK

7 September:

Waterstones, Southampton - Public signing - 4.30 PM

8 September:

Waterstones, Bournemouth - Public signing - 11 AM

Village Bookshop Dulwich, London - Public event - 6 PM

9 September:

Waterstones, Bluewater - Public signing - 12 noon

13 September:

Waterstones, Guildford - Public event - 7 PM

14 September:

Waterstones, Birmingham (New Street) - Public signing - 5 PM

15 September:

WHS, Stoke - Public signing - 11 AM

Waterstones, Liverpool One - Public signing - 3 PM


29 September: 

Bangor Literature Festival - Morning

Easons, Belfast - 3 PM

14 October: 

Cheltenham Festival




And now I am going to watch the Silva/Sonnen fight from last night. I haven't even glanced at online stuff today for fear that someone will have mentioned who won. Oh I'm looking forward to this...


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Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*thinks*

Lavender Hope said...

My taken name is a shade of my favorite color and the feeling I like.

But with other names, it's hard to think up. Especially for stories.

Eve the ROCK said...

There is so much depth in my name you cannot begin to understand it

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

ahh, the character is an Elemental and the last part of her taken name is Trouble

if that helps

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

help please??

Lavender Hope said...

That's a start. I'll help you. :)
*is thinking*

Eve the ROCK said...

Ebony Trouble?

Eve the ROCK said...

Wily Trouble? Wily means, like, deceitful...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

ohh

nice Eve

what about this: Zanther Trouble

its still a girl, so it an interesting girls name

Eve the ROCK said...

Zanther Trouble sounds pretty cool :)

Lavender Hope said...

How about Raleesa Trouble?

Sounds like release the trouble! XD

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

thats cool Lav!

Lavender Hope said...

Oh. Zanther (automatic spell check made it Zany her :P) sounds cool too. :)

Lavender Hope said...

Really? You like it?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Raleesa Trouble

release the trouble, of course its cool!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

HELLO.

Lavender Hope said...

I got it on a name meaning website. Heh. It means Scheming or sneaky.

Lavender Hope said...

Hi Val!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

HELLO LAV, EVE, AND MISS.






Sorry, in a capitals mood

Lavender Hope said...

THAT'S OKAY, VAL.

:P

:)

Sparky Braginski said...

*tackles Val*

What about me Missy?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I didn't know you were here, Sparky, so...


*pushes her off and tackles her instead*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

heya Val!!

do you have any suggestions Sparky??

Lavender Hope said...

Oh. Lunch announcement... Didn't think they'd make one and it's late. But the hour has passed, so I gotta go anyway.

I'll try to be back later! Bye guys!!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

bye Lav!

thanks for helping!

Sparky Braginski said...

Bye Lav!

Nope, no ideas Miss.

*punches Val*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

ive thought of some other cool names, maybe for another story

Zanther Crazz
________ Lyproden

what do you think??

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Byyyyyyyyyyeeeeee Llllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaavvvvv

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

i got to think of a first name for Lyproden

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Valereno!

Bye Lav!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

How about you just use an interesting but normal first name?

Eve the ROCK said...

What about Beam Lyproden?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

how about Vokia??

my sister suggested it after i joked it should be Nokia or Vodafone, so she put the 2 together

Eve the ROCK said...

Yesh. Like Tanith Low, or Davina Marr, or Philomena Random. All normal first names

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hmmm... I'm watching a My Chemical Romance video right now...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

i know Eve, but im outragous

Eve the ROCK said...

Rage Lyproden!

Hehehehehehehohohohohohohohahahahahaha

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Oh my God, my sister picked up Mortal Coil and is asking me to guess the quotes, and where does she pick to read from, of all places?


Chapter 7.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*laughs*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

My sister then continued to read, on and on, laughing at my discomfort to hear any Caelan lines... She is an evil, evil, cheese-loving little sister.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

THAT is pure evil

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I know, I know... *sobs in terror of Caelan*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*hugs Val*

at least we know what happens so NO MORE STALKER CAELAN!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Yes, but I know his ghost will haunt me... *recoils away from ghost* *points in the direction of Eve*


Go talk to your employee instead of stalking me!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*laughs*

Eves going to have a good time!

Eve the ROCK said...

Mwahahahaha....

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*hides behind Missy*


Keep Eve away from me.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*protects Val*

dont worry, i will

*looks at Eve*

Eve the ROCK said...

You know how I was told about your blood? Caelan. :D!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

ahh, Val, you might wanna run

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*stares at Caelan, then at Eve, then at Caelan again*


YOU CAUSED HER TO DO THIS?!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

hehe

this is funny


my sister is trying to write a story

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*is humming along to Pop Aisa*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*tackles Caelan ghost* *turns out it isn't a ghost*


AHHHHH! HELP! HE'S HOLDING ME HOSTAGE!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*shoots Caelan with crossbow*

*hits his arm*

*looks to see sun setting*

does anyone know if he took the serum?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*tries to get free*


Judging from the way he's acting, I'd say no... SOMEONE GET SOME FROM NYE OR SOMETHING!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*runs off to try find some serum*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*starts to panic*

RUN FASTER!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*picks up a syringe with a clear liquid in it*

found it!!

*loads the syringe into the crossbow*

*shoots at Caelen and gets him in the arm*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

did it Val!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Yesssss!!!!



Wait, he's still a vampire who's way stronger than a normal person...


*tries to squirm free*


HELP!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*kicks Caelan under the chin which sends him flying off Val*

there we go

Eve the ROCK said...

*is singing My Heart Will Go On while Val panics*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*laughs*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

EVE YOU ARE EVIL!!!



*tackles her*

Eve the ROCK said...

*squawks and squiggles away* Youre a squaniac!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*ties Eve to a tree and runs*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*laughs*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

person 1: I hate you!
person 1: sorry that was my cat
person 2: haha ok
person 1: wanna hear a secret
person 2: ok sure!
person 1: i dont have a cat
person 2: ...


hehe, just something funny

Eve the ROCK said...

-_-

*eats tree*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*runs faster*

Eve the ROCK said...

*eats ground*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*laughs but falls down cuz the ground is disappearing*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*flies away on a rainbow-pooping unicorn*

Eve the ROCK said...

*eats unicorn*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*kicks Eve in the face and flies*

Eve the ROCK said...

*eats Valkyrie's shoe*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*stops at the shoe store in the sky and gets another shoe* *teleports away*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Val!! buy me some shoes please!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Sorry... I've gotta give the money to Skulduggery so he can pay to clean this.


*draws a moustache on Skulduggery's skull in permanent marker*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*laughs*

oh well, permanent marker well used

Eve the ROCK said...

*eats universe*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*uses the TARDIS to get to another universe*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

TARDIS = Time And Relative Dimension In Space


Just so you know

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*jumps in the TARDIS with Val*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*marries the Doctor*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

can i be your bridesmaid Val??

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Um... Sure.

Sparky Braginski said...

*appears behind Val and taps her shoulder silently*

HEYA!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

AH! *spins around and punches Sparky in the face as automatic reflexes*

Ooops...

Sparky Braginski said...

*ducks*

Whoa, that was close.

I shall take this moment to thank my lightening fast reflexes.

Literally.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

http://browse.deviantart.com/?order=9&q=Doctor+Who&offset=96#/d4ufgzz


CHECK OUT WHAT I FOUND ON DEVIANTART!!!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Haha. XD

Drew O'Connor said...

You guys make me laugh so much.

And anyone who is a fan of my story (though I don't see why)

I am 2/3rds through my 8th Chapter.

Becky Allaker said...

da da da dum da da da dum da da da dum OOOOH WEEEEE OHHHH

OH WEE OH

Sparky Braginski said...

*vanishes again*

Becky Allaker said...

Ahem hello everyone.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

hello all that have appeared!

Becky Allaker said...

HELLO.

Who watches BBC Sherlock?

Selena Gasp said...

Well hello there, I am ever so happy to see you all!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Dum dum dum daaaa da dum, da dum, da da da da dum, da dum

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

http://myoddandawesomelife.blogspot.com.au/2012/07/im-reminiscing.html

another odd life post

Selena Gasp said...

Hi Irrepressible Becky, from now on I shall call you I.B, Becky for long. You want to know why? because your name is to long for me to write without losing focus, OHHH butterfly!!! Mine! *chases butterfly for a while*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Val, i have a strange feeling thats Star Wars

but im most likely wrong

Hi Selena!

Becky Allaker said...

THEY CALL ME BECKY ANYWAY. TIB (The Irrepressible Becky) is my official nickname because Luciana c:

Selena Gasp said...

Hi Miss Cain, Val. GO ON THIS BLOG! IT IS MY FRIENDS BLOG AND IT ROX!!!
Well, at least I like it. heh heh. Just so you know, she did NOT ask me to do this, I did it on my own accord. http://letmebecrafty.blogspot.co.nz/

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Selena and Becky! *eats TARDIS*

Selena Gasp said...

OKAY I.B, I AM GOING TO CALL YOU I.B ANYWAY, BECAUSE I THINK THAT IT IS COOL!!!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

You know what, the TARDIS is bigger on the inside, so I can live here forever. *moves into the TARDIS*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

And Missy, that was Doctor Who

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

knew i was wrong

Selena Gasp said...

HELLO Eve, SPIT IT OUT! If you kill the doctor......

Selena Gasp said...

I like torchwood

Becky Allaker said...

Ibby. Ehehehehehehe.

GUYS GUYS WHO WATCHES SHERLOCK.

WITH BENEDICT.

Becky Allaker said...

Ianto *sobs*

Selena Gasp said...

I must leave in 4 mins, because new girl will be on, yay!

Selena Gasp said...

Um I watch sherlock, the one with the girl Molly and the guy morriate. I do not know how to spell his name have to go new girl is on, byeee

Selena Gasp said...

c yalll later,jxaskdhqughqughcfuiwcfwuidfhcw

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

My uncle said that I reminded him of the girl in New Girl... Zoe something

Becky Allaker said...

Moriarty. Jim. Played by Andrew Scott. Kbyye

Becky Allaker said...

WHAT IS NEW GIRL?

Becky Allaker said...

IS IT A USA THING

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

bye Selena!

its Zoe Desomething

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

New Girl is a show on channel 10 in Aus

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

It's a TV show that I don't watch

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Wow. Random first comment.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

wbd

writing chapter 11

Becky Allaker said...

Oooooh okay. That'd probably explain why I've never heard of it. IS IT SAD THAT I GET UP EARLY EVERY MORNING TO WATCH KIDS CARTOONS.

MAINLY ADVENTURE TIME?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Well then, I'd better dedicate...



I dedicate this page to the day I meet Derek, because it will probably be the best day of my life (and if Derek reads that sentence I just KNOW he's going to gloat about the fact I said it). He's the best author ever and he's hilarious - and if I could time travel I would go back in time to when he was my age and be his best friend, and then I'd meet him now and he would think I'm epic :D Weird thought, but that's what I'd do... Anyway, I can't wait to meet you Derek!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

ADVENTURE TIME ROCKS!

Drew O'Connor said...

I LOVE SHERLOCK
I am waiting for the next series, I am literally sitting on the edge of my seat.

Becky Allaker said...

HAVE YOU SEEN THE- WAIT WHY THE HELL DID MY TV JUST- WHAT'S HAPPENING


TELEVISION WHY ARE YOU BROKEN

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

TVs are funny

Becky Allaker said...

jvhrueihgoieqj I'm gonna sob if John is using his cane again in S3. Literally I will sit and bawl into a tub of ben and jerry's.

anyway I WAS UP UNTIL 1 AM YESTERDAY DRAWING DEPRESSING POST-REICHENBACH ART AND I GAVE MYSELF EMOTIONS (Shakes fist in threatening manner...)

Becky Allaker said...

It was my Sky box I don't think it could handle how weirded out Adventure Time is.

LUCKILY FOR MY TV, IT WAS A REPEAT.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

meh

i really am getting stuck with chapter 11...

Drew O'Connor said...

That is always happening to me Miss, I'm only on chapter 8 but it's a constant thing.

What was your favorite episode Becky. Mine was the Hound of the Baskerville on, that has always been my favorite. Plus I love Jim Moriarty!!

When is series 3 coming back?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

NOW it decides to rain

Becky Allaker said...

Summer next year :C

jdvfgujdfhv ALL OF IT IS MY FAVOURITE EPISODE.

Nah, I adored Reichenbach. It was flawless. The acting was beautiful and just asdftyujkl;

Drew O'Connor said...

That's not soon enough!! Lol
I can't wait until the summer of next year.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

i have a sudden urge to go run around in the rain with my sisters....

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

you know what? i AM going to go run around in the rain with my sisters wearing my detective coat

Becky Allaker said...

My family really annoys me sometimes.

I was meant to be seeing Ed Sheeran live with my two brothers and Gemma on Thursday, and NOW they decide to tell us they can't go.

And i was really looking forward to it.

Drew O'Connor said...

If you have tickets for Ed Sheeran, you go and see Ed Sheeran lol

I'm sorry but that is just stupid

Becky Allaker said...

I can't go on my own, and I don't exactly have any friends to ask.


Well, i do, but I don't think they're gonna fly oversea to get here.


urgh

Becky Allaker said...

So now we have to sell the damn tickets at the last minute on eBay

Becky Allaker said...

g l o r i o u s

Becky Allaker said...

yes mum get annoyed with ME because i'm disappointed that my family have let me down that's entirely logical.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

back

god, that was fun

*has a giant smile*

i was bare foot and now my feet feel funny

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*is soaked*

we were on our scooters riding up and down the street

im glad its a cul-de-sac and that its not busy

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

anyone heeeeereeeeee?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

wow, ive been gone for about an hour

Flame Phoenix said...

Derek, what is the fan event?

Flame Phoenix said...

BYE.

SugarPlum1 said...

hey

SugarPlum1 said...

POT NOODLE

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

hi all that have appeared!

sorry, i poofed for a bit

Laughs like crazy-person said...

Hello every1 my first ever comment aldoh ive rd every single blog dats righ every single blog i must b lik a god in de minions world u can all worship me nw

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*laughs*

welcome to the crazy world of Blogland...
can i call you Crazy??

Lavender Hope said...

On a computer. Posted something. Sorry, can't stay, bye!

http://lavenderhopestoryblog.blogspot.kr/2012/07/prologue-of-title-i-cant-think-of-right.html

Please comment and tell me what you think about it!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

hi/bye Lav!

will do right now

Selena Gasp said...

I am back! goodnight

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

hi Selena!

Selena Gasp said...

C U GUYS TOMORROWWWW

Selena Gasp said...

Hi I am going to...... SLEEP NOW YAYAYAYAY it my cousins kids first birthday tomorrow, and I am going. Its going to be fun, what with all the cute babies and stuff

Eve the ROCK said...

Hiya

Selena Gasp said...

Good night Val

Selena Gasp said...

Hi eve, Bye Eve

Selena Gasp said...

Hi eve, Bye Eve

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

gonna go get dinner

brb

Selena Gasp said...

oooopdpdpdpwepgie I need to sleep

Selena Gasp said...

wait, what time is it, doesn't matter going now for real

TIF News Desk said...

I hope it's not completely futile posting an actual question here but what's the difference between an event and a signing going to be?

Eve the ROCK said...

An event is where Derek talks and then signs books, a signing is when he just signs books

I THINK he signs books at an event...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

im back

got sidetracked and watched Doctor Who

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

anyone here??

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

gonna go now

bbl

bye!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

im back

man, the Agatha Christie episode, The Unicorn and the Wasp of Doctor Who is epic!!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

hi Willow!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

no one seems to be on when im on....

sometimes anyway

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

im good, trying to draw, but good

Eve the ROCK said...

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhi

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

hi Eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Eve the ROCK said...

How do you pronounce that?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

i have no idea

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*laughs*

i make no sense

Eve the ROCK said...

Msd

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

oki doki Eve!

Eve the ROCK said...

No one makes sense but me

To shayla, I say, Mongoose Man

Eve the ROCK said...

Wow, there's a phobia for almost everything

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

phobias are quite funny

Eve the ROCK said...

Do you have a fear of something? Maybe I could find the name for it :P

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

i (after i cut my foot open) used to have a phobia of feet

Eve the ROCK said...

Ah, that would be podophobia

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

podophobia

hehe

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

is there one for a fear of hair??

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Val on???

Val you just made Derek's ego bigger!

Oh yes im awake...hiding from the crazy Jev

Eve the ROCK said...

Yes. Chaetophobia :D

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

hi Zaf!

Eve the ROCK said...

HiZafira! Got a fear of something?

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