Right then, I have here the details of the Ireland/UK tour. My publishers do like to keep me busy, the little scamps, but this tour isn't quite so arduous as they've been in the past- probably because they know I'll have just come back from the ANZ tour, and will be feeling pretty sorry for myself...
Ireland
30 August:
Easons, Newbridge, Co Kildare- Public signing - 2 PM
Easons, O'Connell St, Dublin- Fan Event - 6.30 PM
31 August:
Dubray Books, Kilkenny - Public signing- 4 PM
1 September:
Waterstones, Drogheda - Public signing - 11 AM
Easons, Swords - Public signing - 3 PM
2 September:
Easons, Cork - Public signing - 12 noon
5 September:
Mountains to the Sea Festival, Dun Laoighaire
UK
7 September:
Waterstones, Southampton - Public signing - 4.30 PM
8 September:
Waterstones, Bournemouth - Public signing - 11 AM
Village Bookshop Dulwich, London - Public event - 6 PM
9 September:
Waterstones, Bluewater - Public signing - 12 noon
13 September:
Waterstones, Guildford - Public event - 7 PM
14 September:
Waterstones, Birmingham (New Street) - Public signing - 5 PM
15 September:
WHS, Stoke - Public signing - 11 AM
Waterstones, Liverpool One - Public signing - 3 PM
29 September:
Bangor Literature Festival - Morning
Easons, Belfast - 3 PM
14 October:
Cheltenham Festival
And now I am going to watch the Silva/Sonnen fight from last night. I haven't even glanced at online stuff today for fear that someone will have mentioned who won. Oh I'm looking forward to this...
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My taken name is a shade of my favorite color and the feeling I like.
But with other names, it's hard to think up. Especially for stories.
There is so much depth in my name you cannot begin to understand it
ahh, the character is an Elemental and the last part of her taken name is Trouble
if that helps
help please??
That's a start. I'll help you. :)
*is thinking*
Ebony Trouble?
Wily Trouble? Wily means, like, deceitful...
ohh
nice Eve
what about this: Zanther Trouble
its still a girl, so it an interesting girls name
Zanther Trouble sounds pretty cool :)
How about Raleesa Trouble?
Sounds like release the trouble! XD
thats cool Lav!
Oh. Zanther (automatic spell check made it Zany her :P) sounds cool too. :)
Really? You like it?
Raleesa Trouble
release the trouble, of course its cool!
HELLO.
I got it on a name meaning website. Heh. It means Scheming or sneaky.
Hi Val!
HELLO LAV, EVE, AND MISS.
Sorry, in a capitals mood
THAT'S OKAY, VAL.
:P
:)
*tackles Val*
What about me Missy?
I didn't know you were here, Sparky, so...
*pushes her off and tackles her instead*
heya Val!!
do you have any suggestions Sparky??
Oh. Lunch announcement... Didn't think they'd make one and it's late. But the hour has passed, so I gotta go anyway.
I'll try to be back later! Bye guys!!!
bye Lav!
thanks for helping!
Bye Lav!
Nope, no ideas Miss.
*punches Val*
ive thought of some other cool names, maybe for another story
Zanther Crazz
________ Lyproden
what do you think??
Byyyyyyyyyyeeeeee Llllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaavvvvv
i got to think of a first name for Lyproden
Hi Valereno!
Bye Lav!
How about you just use an interesting but normal first name?
What about Beam Lyproden?
how about Vokia??
my sister suggested it after i joked it should be Nokia or Vodafone, so she put the 2 together
Yesh. Like Tanith Low, or Davina Marr, or Philomena Random. All normal first names
Hmmm... I'm watching a My Chemical Romance video right now...
i know Eve, but im outragous
Rage Lyproden!
Hehehehehehehohohohohohohohahahahahaha
Oh my God, my sister picked up Mortal Coil and is asking me to guess the quotes, and where does she pick to read from, of all places?
Chapter 7.
*laughs*
My sister then continued to read, on and on, laughing at my discomfort to hear any Caelan lines... She is an evil, evil, cheese-loving little sister.
THAT is pure evil
I know, I know... *sobs in terror of Caelan*
*hugs Val*
at least we know what happens so NO MORE STALKER CAELAN!!
Yes, but I know his ghost will haunt me... *recoils away from ghost* *points in the direction of Eve*
Go talk to your employee instead of stalking me!
*laughs*
Eves going to have a good time!
Mwahahahaha....
*hides behind Missy*
Keep Eve away from me.
*protects Val*
dont worry, i will
*looks at Eve*
You know how I was told about your blood? Caelan. :D!
ahh, Val, you might wanna run
*stares at Caelan, then at Eve, then at Caelan again*
YOU CAUSED HER TO DO THIS?!
hehe
this is funny
my sister is trying to write a story
*is humming along to Pop Aisa*
*tackles Caelan ghost* *turns out it isn't a ghost*
AHHHHH! HELP! HE'S HOLDING ME HOSTAGE!
*shoots Caelan with crossbow*
*hits his arm*
*looks to see sun setting*
does anyone know if he took the serum?
*tries to get free*
Judging from the way he's acting, I'd say no... SOMEONE GET SOME FROM NYE OR SOMETHING!
*runs off to try find some serum*
*starts to panic*
RUN FASTER!
*picks up a syringe with a clear liquid in it*
found it!!
*loads the syringe into the crossbow*
*shoots at Caelen and gets him in the arm*
did it Val!!
Yesssss!!!!
Wait, he's still a vampire who's way stronger than a normal person...
*tries to squirm free*
HELP!
*kicks Caelan under the chin which sends him flying off Val*
there we go
*is singing My Heart Will Go On while Val panics*
*laughs*
EVE YOU ARE EVIL!!!
*tackles her*
*squawks and squiggles away* Youre a squaniac!!!
*ties Eve to a tree and runs*
*laughs*
person 1: I hate you!
person 1: sorry that was my cat
person 2: haha ok
person 1: wanna hear a secret
person 2: ok sure!
person 1: i dont have a cat
person 2: ...
hehe, just something funny
-_-
*eats tree*
*runs faster*
*eats ground*
*laughs but falls down cuz the ground is disappearing*
*flies away on a rainbow-pooping unicorn*
*eats unicorn*
*kicks Eve in the face and flies*
*eats Valkyrie's shoe*
*stops at the shoe store in the sky and gets another shoe* *teleports away*
Val!! buy me some shoes please!!!
Sorry... I've gotta give the money to Skulduggery so he can pay to clean this.
*draws a moustache on Skulduggery's skull in permanent marker*
*laughs*
oh well, permanent marker well used
*eats universe*
*uses the TARDIS to get to another universe*
TARDIS = Time And Relative Dimension In Space
Just so you know
*jumps in the TARDIS with Val*
*marries the Doctor*
can i be your bridesmaid Val??
Um... Sure.
*appears behind Val and taps her shoulder silently*
HEYA!
AH! *spins around and punches Sparky in the face as automatic reflexes*
Ooops...
*ducks*
Whoa, that was close.
I shall take this moment to thank my lightening fast reflexes.
Literally.
http://browse.deviantart.com/?order=9&q=Doctor+Who&offset=96#/d4ufgzz
CHECK OUT WHAT I FOUND ON DEVIANTART!!!!!
Haha. XD
You guys make me laugh so much.
And anyone who is a fan of my story (though I don't see why)
I am 2/3rds through my 8th Chapter.
da da da dum da da da dum da da da dum OOOOH WEEEEE OHHHH
OH WEE OH
*vanishes again*
Ahem hello everyone.
hello all that have appeared!
HELLO.
Who watches BBC Sherlock?
Well hello there, I am ever so happy to see you all!!!
Dum dum dum daaaa da dum, da dum, da da da da dum, da dum
http://myoddandawesomelife.blogspot.com.au/2012/07/im-reminiscing.html
another odd life post
Hi Irrepressible Becky, from now on I shall call you I.B, Becky for long. You want to know why? because your name is to long for me to write without losing focus, OHHH butterfly!!! Mine! *chases butterfly for a while*
Val, i have a strange feeling thats Star Wars
but im most likely wrong
Hi Selena!
THEY CALL ME BECKY ANYWAY. TIB (The Irrepressible Becky) is my official nickname because Luciana c:
Hi Miss Cain, Val. GO ON THIS BLOG! IT IS MY FRIENDS BLOG AND IT ROX!!!
Well, at least I like it. heh heh. Just so you know, she did NOT ask me to do this, I did it on my own accord. http://letmebecrafty.blogspot.co.nz/
Hi Selena and Becky! *eats TARDIS*
OKAY I.B, I AM GOING TO CALL YOU I.B ANYWAY, BECAUSE I THINK THAT IT IS COOL!!!!!
You know what, the TARDIS is bigger on the inside, so I can live here forever. *moves into the TARDIS*
And Missy, that was Doctor Who
knew i was wrong
HELLO Eve, SPIT IT OUT! If you kill the doctor......
I like torchwood
Ibby. Ehehehehehehe.
GUYS GUYS WHO WATCHES SHERLOCK.
WITH BENEDICT.
Ianto *sobs*
I must leave in 4 mins, because new girl will be on, yay!
Um I watch sherlock, the one with the girl Molly and the guy morriate. I do not know how to spell his name have to go new girl is on, byeee
c yalll later,jxaskdhqughqughcfuiwcfwuidfhcw
My uncle said that I reminded him of the girl in New Girl... Zoe something
Moriarty. Jim. Played by Andrew Scott. Kbyye
WHAT IS NEW GIRL?
IS IT A USA THING
bye Selena!
its Zoe Desomething
New Girl is a show on channel 10 in Aus
It's a TV show that I don't watch
Wow. Random first comment.
wbd
writing chapter 11
Oooooh okay. That'd probably explain why I've never heard of it. IS IT SAD THAT I GET UP EARLY EVERY MORNING TO WATCH KIDS CARTOONS.
MAINLY ADVENTURE TIME?
Well then, I'd better dedicate...
I dedicate this page to the day I meet Derek, because it will probably be the best day of my life (and if Derek reads that sentence I just KNOW he's going to gloat about the fact I said it). He's the best author ever and he's hilarious - and if I could time travel I would go back in time to when he was my age and be his best friend, and then I'd meet him now and he would think I'm epic :D Weird thought, but that's what I'd do... Anyway, I can't wait to meet you Derek!
ADVENTURE TIME ROCKS!
I LOVE SHERLOCK
I am waiting for the next series, I am literally sitting on the edge of my seat.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE- WAIT WHY THE HELL DID MY TV JUST- WHAT'S HAPPENING
TELEVISION WHY ARE YOU BROKEN
TVs are funny
jvhrueihgoieqj I'm gonna sob if John is using his cane again in S3. Literally I will sit and bawl into a tub of ben and jerry's.
anyway I WAS UP UNTIL 1 AM YESTERDAY DRAWING DEPRESSING POST-REICHENBACH ART AND I GAVE MYSELF EMOTIONS (Shakes fist in threatening manner...)
It was my Sky box I don't think it could handle how weirded out Adventure Time is.
LUCKILY FOR MY TV, IT WAS A REPEAT.
meh
i really am getting stuck with chapter 11...
That is always happening to me Miss, I'm only on chapter 8 but it's a constant thing.
What was your favorite episode Becky. Mine was the Hound of the Baskerville on, that has always been my favorite. Plus I love Jim Moriarty!!
When is series 3 coming back?
NOW it decides to rain
Summer next year :C
jdvfgujdfhv ALL OF IT IS MY FAVOURITE EPISODE.
Nah, I adored Reichenbach. It was flawless. The acting was beautiful and just asdftyujkl;
That's not soon enough!! Lol
I can't wait until the summer of next year.
i have a sudden urge to go run around in the rain with my sisters....
you know what? i AM going to go run around in the rain with my sisters wearing my detective coat
My family really annoys me sometimes.
I was meant to be seeing Ed Sheeran live with my two brothers and Gemma on Thursday, and NOW they decide to tell us they can't go.
And i was really looking forward to it.
If you have tickets for Ed Sheeran, you go and see Ed Sheeran lol
I'm sorry but that is just stupid
I can't go on my own, and I don't exactly have any friends to ask.
Well, i do, but I don't think they're gonna fly oversea to get here.
urgh
So now we have to sell the damn tickets at the last minute on eBay
g l o r i o u s
yes mum get annoyed with ME because i'm disappointed that my family have let me down that's entirely logical.
back
god, that was fun
*has a giant smile*
i was bare foot and now my feet feel funny
*is soaked*
we were on our scooters riding up and down the street
im glad its a cul-de-sac and that its not busy
anyone heeeeereeeeee?
wow, ive been gone for about an hour
Derek, what is the fan event?
BYE.
hey
POT NOODLE
hi all that have appeared!
sorry, i poofed for a bit
Hello every1 my first ever comment aldoh ive rd every single blog dats righ every single blog i must b lik a god in de minions world u can all worship me nw
*laughs*
welcome to the crazy world of Blogland...
can i call you Crazy??
On a computer. Posted something. Sorry, can't stay, bye!
http://lavenderhopestoryblog.blogspot.kr/2012/07/prologue-of-title-i-cant-think-of-right.html
Please comment and tell me what you think about it!
hi/bye Lav!
will do right now
I am back! goodnight
hi Selena!
C U GUYS TOMORROWWWW
Hi I am going to...... SLEEP NOW YAYAYAYAY it my cousins kids first birthday tomorrow, and I am going. Its going to be fun, what with all the cute babies and stuff
Hiya
Good night Val
Hi eve, Bye Eve
Hi eve, Bye Eve
gonna go get dinner
brb
oooopdpdpdpwepgie I need to sleep
wait, what time is it, doesn't matter going now for real
I hope it's not completely futile posting an actual question here but what's the difference between an event and a signing going to be?
An event is where Derek talks and then signs books, a signing is when he just signs books
I THINK he signs books at an event...
im back
got sidetracked and watched Doctor Who
anyone here??
gonna go now
bbl
bye!
im back
man, the Agatha Christie episode, The Unicorn and the Wasp of Doctor Who is epic!!!
hi Willow!
no one seems to be on when im on....
sometimes anyway
im good, trying to draw, but good
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhi
hi Eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
How do you pronounce that?
i have no idea
*laughs*
i make no sense
Msd
oki doki Eve!
No one makes sense but me
To shayla, I say, Mongoose Man
Wow, there's a phobia for almost everything
phobias are quite funny
Do you have a fear of something? Maybe I could find the name for it :P
i (after i cut my foot open) used to have a phobia of feet
Ah, that would be podophobia
podophobia
hehe
is there one for a fear of hair??
Val on???
Val you just made Derek's ego bigger!
Oh yes im awake...hiding from the crazy Jev
Yes. Chaetophobia :D
hi Zaf!
HiZafira! Got a fear of something?
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