Another public event in Perth has been added to the Australian
tour, plus contact details for the South Perth Library event,
and more details about the second Adelaide event-
check three posts down for information.
tour, plus contact details for the South Perth Library event,
and more details about the second Adelaide event-
check three posts down for information.
For those who have asked, the Brisbane event on the morning
of the 13th IS a public event. A few schools are coming along,
but it's still open to the public also- even though it's on at 11 AM
on a weekday...
of the 13th IS a public event. A few schools are coming along,
but it's still open to the public also- even though it's on at 11 AM
on a weekday...
EDIT: Also, the Southampton and Dulwich events have been
switched for the UK tour. The change has been made to the below
post...
switched for the UK tour. The change has been made to the below
post...
We're having a pretty awful summer here in Ireland, but
sometimes you can find little moments of prettiness in amongst
all the dreary drabness.Like this double rainbow outside my
house...
sometimes you can find little moments of prettiness in amongst
all the dreary drabness.Like this double rainbow outside my
house...
I liked that double rainbow. It was a nice double rainbow. But I
didn't like it nearly as much as this guy liked HIS double rainbow...
didn't like it nearly as much as this guy liked HIS double rainbow...
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*muttering*
And after that the track flattens out and then...
The double loop-de-loop! The first one being the conventional up-down kind, but I mixed it up for the second out, with a twirling track.
Around and round, upside-down!
Hello.
JESUS H CHRIST!!!!!
*screams*
*SCREAMS AND HOLDS ON TO ADRA*
HOLY SH- FU-
OH MY GOD....
*SCREAMS*
*HOLDS ONTO CAIN*
IF WE FALL OUT, YOU'RE HITTING THE GROUND FIRST, I"LL HAVE YOU KNOW!!!!!
*SCREAMS*
*GLARES AT ADRA*
WHAT THE HELL?!?!
*LOOKS BACK AT TRACK*
*SCREAMS*
*uses air to stop car* *brings it back to the ground*
I hope you're happy.
Now, the g-force should protect them from falling out at this point, but I wish I'd reminded them to fasten the seat belts...
Oh, this is my favourite bit!
The track is flat, upside down, and then it goes into a vertical drop...
And then onto a ramp, where the track vanishes and the goes through a flaming ring!
I hope it works!
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I'M AN ELDER.DEAL!!!!!!! :p
WE ARE GOING TO DIE. DAMMIT, SPARKY.
HOW LONG IS THIS?
IT'S BEEN TEN MINUTES OF ABSOLUTE TERROR
Ahem. Sorry to rain on your parade, Sparks.
*GLARES AT SPARKY*
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY I HOPE IT WORKS?!?!
*HOLDS ON TO ADRA AND SCREAMS*
*scowls*
PHOENIX.
I put a lot of effort into making that part.
*folds arms and pouts*
I'm being ignored again.
you HOPE it WORKS!!!!!
THAT'S LOVELY, THAT IS SPARKY. THAT'S JUST SOOOOO REASSURING.
CAIN AND I ARE GOING TO DIE.
NOW.
*SCREAMS AS TRACK ANGLES DOWNWARD THROUGH FLAMES*
AHHHHHHHHH
IM IN A RAGE
you HOPE it WORKS!!!!!
THAT'S LOVELY, THAT IS SPARKY. THAT'S JUST SOOOOO REASSURING.
CAIN AND I ARE GOING TO DIE.
NOW.
*SCREAMS AS TRACK ANGLES DOWNWARD THROUGH FLAMES*
AHHHHHHHHH
IM IN A RAGE
By Cain and Dark, the two that I just SAVED...
Oh, it will work, I'm just messing around with you.
It's almost finished.
*SCREAMS*
HOLY F***!!!
OH MY GOD!!!
STUPID DOUBLE POSTING!!!!! *HUGS CAIN*
BURY ME WITH MY SP BOOKS, PLEASE!!!
Yeah, sorry Sparky, but I refuse to have blood spilled in my presence.
oh CHRIST!
*halts car again*
*brings car back to resting position*
*HUGS ADRA*
*FEELS THE HEAT OF THE FLAMES*
OH MY GOD....!!!!!
To finish off, the car goes through one last loop, then through the volcano, getting sprayed by water all the way through, then speeds through two 90 degree turns and dead stops where you started.
Still being ignored... I'll just leave now.
90 DEGREE TURNS?!?!
*CLINGS ON TO ADRA FOR DEAR LIFE*
*SWEARS AND SCREAMS*
THIS IS EDWARD-F***ING-CULLEN FAST
*SCREAMS AS WATER HITS HER FACE*
OW, SON OF A BITCH!!! *not you Sparks, LOl*
*HOLDS ONTO PHOENIX, AND DRAGS ABOARD.*
LIKE HELL YOU WILL!!!
*CART STOPS*
*goes flying through air, rolls on the ground, with a lot of broken bones*
Cain, you better have not survived this scratch less. I'll be PISSED if you did.
You know, you wouldn't have come out of the car if you'd done your seat belt up.
Dude, I stopped it and brought it back twice. Hell if I'm not leaving. Bye!
And, Miss had her seatbelt on.
*cart stops*
*stays in cart cuz i put the seatbelt REALLY tight*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I had my fn seatbelt on.
IT DIDN'T HELP! IT. FN. BROKE!!!!!
Please... call for help.
See?
exactly
*jumps out of the cart*
you ok Adra??
Well you obviously didn't.
i DID!!!!
and NO!
MY LEG AND WRIST ARE BROKEN!!!
im no healer, whats the number for the Blogland doctor?
or do we have to go to Nye?
Oh, by the way, I'm not being held responsible for any injuries you get on the roller coaster, because I injury proofed it.
Only people breaking the rules, like having their arms out of the cart could've gotten hurt.
number?
or Nye?
I put them back in....
And Nye?
Yugh.
*dies*
*kicked out of Hell*
*body heals itself*
All good....
*shrugs*
saves my credit on my phone
and Adra is alive
Call Derek.
I need to speak with him.
Did you like it?
Hahah of course I'm alive...
It's take a LOT to kill me.
And once you do, it takes a LOT to keep me that way.
Can I have another go?
*gasp*
DO YOU HAVE OTHER RIDES???
Sparky... it was... uh.... very.... interesting, yeah, interesting...
YES!! DO YOU HAVE OTHER RIDES??
*flails*
PEDO BEAR!!!!
I hit meh head.
Not yet...
I'm debating whether to get a log ride, with the water and stuff, or a ferris wheel.
What do you think?
uh.... Both
both!!
the ferries wheel to see the WHOLE of Blogland and the log ride cuz its cool!!
this should be a blog page...
Blogland Park...
Hahaaha.
VIRTURAL RIDES.
LOL
and when Derek blogspeaks... we can show him :P
hell yeah!
It's my little project...
I think ferris wheel...
I'll be back...
Oh, this is going to be huge, by the way.
You'll be able to see all of Blogland.
I'll even get Alfie to draw a map of what I think it'll look like.
YAY!!!!
ok Sparky!
Sparky.... YES!!!!!
There should be a SP ride. Like, you're "fighting" faceless ones throughout the ride
alright
im gonna go for a bit
but i WILL be back later
bye!!
bye Cain!!!
*jumps up on couch*
ARE YOU MY MUMMY????
*working out dimensions*
Not a ferris wheel... Exactly...
*has built a giant triangular ferris 'wheel'*
You should be able to see the city on the other side of the lake from that...
Oh, and it doesn't turn. The glass (completely glass, very thick, perfectly safe, plenty of air) boxes are attached to a conveyer belt that turns around the triangle, guaranteeing a stop at the top, therefore giving the best view.
*facepalm*
what a lovely architect you are :D
OOH
OOH!!!!
I KNOW!!!
I KNOW!!!
Can you... Make... a DROP ZONE THING!!!
*when it takes you, really high, thee's a click, and then everyone falls, but it slows before hitting the ground*
I was planning on making that next, actually.
Tuh
Hey, Nix!
Awesome sauce... IN A CAN!!!
NIX! *hugs*
Oh, oh, by the way, thanks for the rock.
No problemo
Would anyone care to ride the ferris wheel?
Yes. I would.
*follows Sparks*
*opens the door to one of the ground level boxes*
Nixion?
Come on, Nix!!!!! IT BE FUN!!!
*if you read Cain and I earlier :P*
Uh, I don't like heights...
Fair enough.
You won't like the roller coaster then.
Dark, care to sit? It doesn't move fast, but you may get disorientated...
*runs up behind Nix, tackles him into the Ferris Triangle*
*doors shut*
SPARKY! NOW!!!
VAL!
*pulls her in also*
Wait... I WEAR I just saw a Val comment... *is confused*
I don't even know what I've just been pulled into...
... I will kill you
No you won't.
*sits down*
It's a ride at the blogland Park... look at the beginning of the page, and just read down...
it was fun
It's a Ferris Triangle, by the way.
*shuts door*
Uh, sorry...
*thinks*
That's right you can't hear me in there...
*walks over to microphone*
*speaking into it*
Welcome to the Blogland Park Triangular Ferris Wheel. The ride is ten minutes. No flash photography but photography is allowed. Please enjoy the beautiful view of Winter (I'm Australian it's the season I say it is) Blogland. Have fun.
*starts ride*
Okay, what's the blogland council?
If there's a Blogland council, I'm going to be angry...
Something we began. Council of all of Blogland.
Derek is Grand Mage...
We'll have nominees for the Elders...
I'm running in AMERICA
Oh right. Sorry. *hugs both*
*hands Skul cakes*
So am I Val
So what, some people are meant to be more important then others. What we have right now is equality. A council will change that
No. No no no. I refuse to having a Blogland council. That's NOT FAIR.
True... That had crossed my mind.
*others?
*taps the microphone*
You are one quarter of the way through the ride...
If you look to your left you'll see the snow laden forest...
*looks at floor*
I'ma not lookin' up
Look, it was just an idea. Not like it's going to really happen.
The floor is glass, Nix :P
*closes eyes*
And besides, I know that the others may or my not give in...
But maybe... Maybe it could be a "Blogland council" like i nthe fourth book.
Just a Grand Mage.
Derek.
I don't even agree with the Blogland awards. They make me want to throw things at the wall violently and break things. But a council? That makes me FURIOUS.
To your right is the lake...
Nearly at the top, folks...
Val. Breathe.
And I agree with the Blogland Awards. Speaking from experience here, some of the new people aren't nominated, even though they have as much "potential" as other people.
Some are nominated like, 13 times.
And tons aren't even recognized.
THAT pisses me off...
*walks in and grins up at everyone in the Ferris Triangle-Thing*
Okay, can we not talk about the council? Thank you
*takes really really really deep breath*
right. Sorry.
hey Mist!!!*hugs*
*falls off the Ferris Triangle*
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
The awards is for a select group, no matter what they planned. They planned it to be for everyone, but it's just for the friends...
Okay, no more talking
*opens eye*
*starts to shake*
Hi Dark...Uh...aren't you some hundred metres above me right now...?
Agreed.
VAL!
NOOOOOO!!!
*jumps after her*
oh. DAMMIT!!!
*reaches out for something*
HELP! I'M FALLING AND I CAN'T GET UP!!!
uh.... no. more like 95....83....74
*curls up into a ball*
At least the glass isn't cracking. That's going alright Sparky
Excuse me, giant glass box.
Can't fall out, genius.
Val.
You're lying on the glass, flailing.
Heya Zathy.
Yeah, you missed the summit.
Could've seen the city over the lake.
*grins up at Nix and laughs*
His Mist
I forgot to say hi
I guess I'm to bussy having a heart attack
*glass cracks*
Dude. I broke the glass.
*sorry Nix*
AHHHHH HOW THE HELL AM I STILL FALLING!!!
*zaps back to the top*
*falls again*
*grumble grumble*
*isn't sure whether to laugh or shake head at the use of 'Zathy'*
*decides to laugh*
*falls, and grabs the cart that she jumped out of.*
OWWWWW!!!
*claws at floor, trying to pull herself in*
*thinks*
*nods*
*starts punching Dark*
Excuse, me, that glass is non-shatter.
And six inches thick.
I made it Val-proof, for exactly this reason.
You'll all perfectly safe.
Annnnd...
On the ground.
*opens door, letting Nix out*
NIX. WHAT THE HELL!!!!
*falls on grass*
*pushes at air, pushing Nix back into the cart.*
*doors close*
*runs out, gasping*
*stops to punch Sparky*
You made it "Val-proof"? *laughs and pretends I wasn't just running into the glass walls*
*presses the emergency stop button*
Okay, stop.
Nix, ow. Sorry.
Dark, behave.
Val, STOP FLAILING.
*kicks Dark*
*pouts*
he PUNCHED ME THOUGH
JERK *punches Nix in the stomach, and steps on his knee*
xP
heehee!!!
*runs away with all of Nix's SP books*
take that
*breaks Dark's arm, then bends her leg until it cracks*
I'ma bone breaker. Close combat will always be mine
*picks up the scuffle and puts it away from the theme park*
I'm going to keep building now...
*puts safety wall between fight and theme park*
I'm watching you...
Anyone who cares to NOT FIGHT can help me...
It was self defense
I'm kinda an engeneer, if that helps
F***!!!!
*opens a portal in Nix's chest, and rips out his heart*
I can do that.
*beats him with a bat*
What if I want to help? *laughs evilly as I pull out a chainsaw*
*turns around*
Val, which group were you talking to?
No Val, No Dark, No Nix, seeing as I can tell you're about to keep fighting.
I'll be back soon.
*grabs bat, uses it to pull myself up close to Dark*
*taps her head, exploding her skull*
*shrugs and starts building scaffold that's 100 storeys high*
(speaking with nails in mouth)
Oh, Nix, I was wondering if I could get some feedback on my entry, just on quality... If it's allows and not too much trouble.
I was merely wondering why I stink...
Oh, the stunk thing Sparky. That's why you stink. Your entry was awesome
Oh Hell.
GAH. I HATE YOU!!!
*dies*
*get resurrected*
*healed*
*as always*
*picks up Nix and pushes him through a metal stake in the ground.
*kneels next to him*
Nix got beat up by a girlll Nix got beat up by a girlllllll. HAHAHA
MINE!
*runs for dedication*
MINE
MINE
MIONE
OOOOOOHHH!!!!
I get it!!!
K, thanks!
*is putting railing against the scaffold*
*gets healed*
*explodes Dark's head again*
*throws the pieces of her body in a blender, and pour in into the ocean*
You cannot get healed from that
I'd like to dedicate this page to killing people repeatedly.
Because they won't just STAY DEAD!
DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS????
And Derek!
*goes over and feels Nix's pulse*
Ahhhh... I'm no Doctor, mainly because I dont have a sonic, but I think hes dead
Nevermind then.
*soul floats into back-up body*
BEAT THAT!!!
*throws Nix into the sun*
You're one to talk about not staying dead. You somehow got healed from not having a head?!
oh yeah.
*raises glass* hear hear!!!
Enough
yeah. your body heals when you get kicked out of Heaven.
Or Hell.
In which I have done both.
WHAT THE HELL
Vile, you can agree with me!!!
You never stayed dead...
*hugs*
*hands Skul cake*
*runs away, frightened*
Nix, ya twit.
That's what I thought
nix...?
*everything clicks*
NIXION STRANGE.
GET OVER HERE!!!!
*drags him over to her, and punches him in the face*
YOU SCARED THE HELL OUTTA ME
Yeeeeees?
I would not reccomend doing that
...*falls to floor, rocking*
that was so fn scary....
*begins crying uncontrollably*
TOO FUCKING LATE!
*stabs Nix*
Oops! *covers mouth*
uh...
*CURSES*
*Loling irl*
*shadows tear apart Dark*
Nix isn't here right now...
Nix, you're a twit.
*rearranges herself*
HAH! YOU MISSED!
Ah...
*hugs Lord Vile*
I'M YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN! I"M YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN!!! AIEEEEE!!!! I LOVE YOU LORD VILEEEEEEEE I WANA BE JUST LIKE YOU WHEN A GROW UP!!! *fangirls*
*haha sorry, I'm having so much fun right now. Livin in the moment :P*
*armour grows shadow spikes, piercing Dark*
You're stupid.
OHMYGOD! I JUST GOT STABBED BY LORD VILE!!! I WON'T EVER WASH THESE WOUNDS AGAIN!!!
*holds out tee shirt*
can you sign this for me???
Hi Kal!
I do Kal!
KALLISTAAAA!!! *hugs* *hands Skul Cake*
I pissed off Lord Vile...
HEY NIX IS BACK :P
I'm not happy Dark
Hey, Kal, would you like to ride my roller coaster?
Exactly. Pissed. That's what I said.
Haha. Sparks.
Oh. I'm doing THIS AGAIN!!!
*hops in cart*
*drags in Nix*
*drags in Val*
*drags in anyone else*
*punches Dark in head*
*gets out*
I am not happy
Aw hell....
Why aren't you happy?
Is it because I stole your SP books earlier?
Because you tried to kill me!
Okay, here's the run...
First, the car goes up a steep vertical ramp, sits for a moment at the top, then speeds down a vertical drop and into a cave. A proper cave. Dark an stuff. After the cave you come out and the track tilts sideways and goes into an upward corkscrew. It flattens out above the corkscrew and goes into a loop. There’s a second loop, where the track twists around. It stops with the track upside down, then another vertical drop, onto a ramp, where the car runs off the track, through a flaming ring and onto the track again. It the goes through the base of a volcano, spraying the riders with water, then two 90- degree turns into a dead stop.
Perfectly safe, I assure you.
*steps into the control room and speaks into the microphone*
Welcome to the Blogland Park roller coaster. Make sure you keep your hands inside the car you're riding in at all times, your seatbelt is fastened, and you can hold onto each other for dear life if you so wish.
Have fun!
*presses the start button*
*pulls Nix in at the last moment*
Hey.
You tried to kill me.
we're even.
*laughs*
*puts hands out cart*
No, I was just fighting. You were killing
Remember what happened last time Dark?
You're bout to hit the first drop.
I happen to get pissed when people try and kill me. It's a habit of mine
oh. right. yeah. about thattttt...
Well you broke my arm and leg, and hang on..
I took out your heart.
who ever said that taking out someone's heart would kill them?
Indiana Jones would agree, it doesn't kill you...
But THEN you killed MEEEE. So....
*screams as rolled coaster goes down*
*pulls hands in at the last moment*
*tightens seat belt*
The cave is coming.
The super dark cave...
You kicked me in the stomach and stood on my knee!
YAHHHH!
WOOHOOO!!
DARKNESSSSSSSSSSSS
Nix, you're not screaming.
Or even terrified. For that matter.
What the hell.
YEAH!
AND YOU EXPLODED MY FACE!
And the corkscrew...
AFTER YOU RIPPED MY HEART OUT, AND STARTED TO BEAT ME WITH A BAT!
*folds arms, hardly realising I'm on a rollercoster*
YEAH!!! YOU STARTED IT THOUGH!!!
YOU PUNCHED ME!
THE KICKED ME!
FOR NO REASON!
Oh Nix. *laughs* we all know you're screaming.
*turns in seat to look at him*
*takes his hat, assuming he has one*
*sticks it out the cart*
I will drop it, so help me God
I don't have a hat, I'm not screaming, and I punched and kicked you because you dragged me onto the feris wheel, then tried top do it again
*sighs and presses emergency stop button*
I have to go.
No use of rides with me not here.
Bye.
Hello! What did I miss out on???
Bye Sparky!
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