For those of you who don't know, we recently ran a writing competition on the Skulduggery website, where I supplied the first 50 words of a story and left it to others to come up with the next 450. The ten winners were supposed to be announced last week, but it took my publishers longer than expected to cope with the massive response... Ah, those silly publishers. When will they learn?
I was sent a little over 30 entries and it was not easy narrowing them down. As usual, the standard of writing was very high- and not just with the winners, either. A lot of the entries made me laugh, and that's always a good starting-off point, but the major point of interest for me was watching where you took the story. I gave the villain an outrageous name- Sadistica Tortura- and sat back and let the fun begin. There were some lovely ideas in there, some lovely moments and some fantastic lines. You should all be proud- especially those of you who managed to stick to the word count (ahem).
I managed to take a few days off last week, but seeing as how I have about five weeks before I head off on tour, I need to start working again. August is pretty much wiped off my calendar as far as writing goes, so I'm going to have to get an early start on Book Eight. Which is scary, because it only seems like a few weeks ago that I finished Book Seven. I'm not going to talk about Book Eight AT ALL until a few months from now, once you've absorbed KOTW into your bloodstream, but it feels kind of weird to be tying up all of these stories that I've been telling since 2007. Best not dwell, methinks...
Oh, and as for KOTW release dates, those lucky scamps in Australia/New Zealand will be getting the new book ever-so-slightly ahead of anyone else... My tour there starts on August 8th, and my publishers want the books on the shelves at LEAST one week before that- maybe even two. For the UK and Ireland, we're looking at a release date of August 30th, I think.
Of course, the Minions-who-speak-funny know by now how much I detest spoilers, and you've all been fantastic at not ruining the books for other people. I shall expect this to continue (shakes fist in a threatening manner...)
For all you Ameriminions, still no news on getting the newer books released over there, my apologies. I have some positive news for the Germinions, however, as my German publishers are planning to catch up to the English-language releases. More news on that when I have it.
Oh, and Irish readers will be able to take a break from the football final on Sunday night to tune into Celebrity Mastermind on TV3, where I shall be showing off my amazing brain power on national TV. Hells yeah.
And now, a picture.
Saturday, June 30, 2012
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okay, ttyl!
Im here Becky
HELLO
HI.
HELLOOOOOO
Hey all!!
I'm back!!
How're you all??
Hello! I'm not bad :D
Hi NJ! Look at my lizard! It's Derek! *points at profile pic*
hiya!!!! Val the lizard multiplied i posted on the fb page the lizard on my SP books
Awesome.
As of today I have adopted 3 ginger (stray) kittens on my Yard and Named them, Eliza, Derek and Landy :P
I think the Lizard is AWESOME!!
lol!!! I got the most bizare SP pictures I really do mostly thanks to my DSi
They all have bright Blue Eyes!!
Derek, you're going to be super busy, it seems :O Good luck with tour and Book 8, Mr. Landy~
*slowly fades back into the shadows*
THALIA!!
*hugs*
How're you?!?!
Gah, I've been caught
*hugs NJ*
Hi! I'm good. Really tired, but good. How're you?
Those are perfect names for cats!!!
If I had too guy cats I'd name them Doctor and Derek
I am good :D
Oh my God, my mum just answered the phone and shouted "KACAW! KACAW!" like some sort of bird...
LoL
I know!
They ate actually so CUTE!!
Hello Blogland!
How are we?
She did WHAT?!?!
LOL
Hello Willow
*hugs*
I am good :)
How're you??
Hi Val and Willow! :D How're you two?
I'm okay, I suppose. Could be better. I'll live.
I'm good!
I don't even know why my mum did that! And she didn't even start laughing afterwards, she just continued talking! I wonder what the other person was thinking...
I on the hand almost spit out my tea because it was so funny...
*still sits in my tree waiting*
any day now we'll see Master Derek come to Blogland
*On the OTHER hand
I'm not Surprised!!
I would have choked on my Tea.
I love Tea!!
I think I'll go make myself a cuppa now.
BRB
Man I really want to stay and talk and stuff but I think I might pass out soon fkdjnbkfjbnsidofg
I should go.
*hugs everyone*
Bye~
And he shall still be shocked with me.
Too shocked to even Acknewledge me :L
I love tea... It's so good...
How dare my mumzy leave her tea out to get cold while she decides to clean instead of drinking it!
KK, NJ.
Bye Thalia!
*Hugs back*
*hugs Thalia back*
Bye!!
I hope you don't pass out!!
Little fact: Ireland is the biggest consumer by percentage of population of Tea in the world!
I wish I lived in Ireland! It has Derek there, and epic accents, and it has lots and lots of tea! I'm meant to be there, I swear!
Last weekend, me and my cousin were watching an interview of David Tennant and he was talking with his Irish accent, and he said something and I started talking to the TV a little bit - I think I said, "David, don't cry, Matt Smith is a good Doctor too" - and my cousin flipped out because he was so stunned at my Irish accent... :D
brb
Hello.
Hiya
Hey, Zaf!
derek, did you read mine? we all know skulduggery looks odd in a fez
*nearly chokes*
You made Skulduggery wear a fez?!
Lol Derek in his own world i know it
BACK!!
*looks around*
Where is everyone?
Me here
I'm so ordering Kingdom of the Wicked from Australia... Even if the shipping is $40. I MUST GET THAT BOOK!
Back
:( I have PRE-ordered it on amazon.
Damn it!!
WB Willow!!
Going now, Bye!
Bye Val!
HI PEOPLE!!!!
YAY! PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY USING HEALING DAY!!!
Thanks, NJ!
What is Healing day??
Bye Val!
Hi Ink!
Oh, also, HEY STAR!!
Should I buy the OZ/NZ version of TEOTW?
Hey Luce!
I dno.
Derek is talking of publishing a book with all the short stories in it after the release of Book 9
I want every version. I might. Even if it is £10. I'll even beat Becky to buying it..
Where are you buying it?!?!
Healing Day is the 28th of June. It the day the blogland was Offically Healed.
I invented it:)
I can't say where I've found it. There's literally ONE. So...
KALLIE!!
I AM HERE!! :D
I AM THE ENEMY OF THE LLAMAS.
Aww Damn!! :( I can't get it then.
*sigh*
Today with my real life friends I kept going on about tissue walruses . . . :)
LoL
Today I lazed at home
And visited a family member :)
And I am currently Home Alone.
TODAY I WENT TO THE CINEMA FOR MY FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY.
WE SAW SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMEN.
I THINK I SHALL BUY IT.
When I get enough money.
Which'll be next week.
It'll still be there.
I've not told anyone where I found it. C:
What did you think?
I thought it was good.
You go for it Luce!!
And in the car we were listening to that I Am The Walrus song by the Beetles and I kept going on about tissue walruses. Then somebody asked me what a tissue walrus was and I was like, "I have no idea, it's just my friend from the blog likes making them."
It was NJ.
What was me??
When Snow White was in her armour she looked like Morgana from Merlin:)
No, I meant:"Yes, it was, NJ.'
No, Morgana is Prettier IMO
Make that: "Yes, Snow White and the Huntsmen waa good, NJ."
Oh right :P
I am really slow!
That happens me when I'm on my holiday's.
My brain stop functioning properly :P
KALLISTA MY SUPER AWESOME AMERISISTER!!
*hugs*
Hmm. Yeah. But in armour witg their hair in ponytails they look similar. Same hair and eye colour.
Yeah, I agree with that.
I SHALL BUY TEOTW AU/NZ VERSION. AND BE THE FIRST OF EUROPIANIMINIONS THAT WE KNOW OF TO BUY IT. C:
Mainly to be the first..
YAY FOR YOOOOOOU!!!!!
Unless I find some other SP books I want instead...Like more of them for the same price.
AAAAAARGGHHHH!!!! AAAAARRGGGHHH!!!!
Really??
His hair is indigo?? Awesome!!
*wakes up disorentated*
*looks up at the trees and remembers what Zaf did*
Where is that necromancer???!!!!
*tries to stand but legs are like jelly*
Hello, Em! *sits next to Em* I ache. *frowns*
I told you I am being neutral, so I can't help. Just a warning. *smiles*
My 'COME TO THE U.S.' friendship bracelet for Derek is going swimmingly! :3 Yes, I was serious about making it. ^.^
(>^.^)>The Dream Lives-THIS CHRISTMAS<(^.^<)
Hi Kim!
COME DEREK
Hey Em!!
How're you??
HEY KIMBERLY!!
Long time no speak!
How're you??
Hiya Em im here
I'm swell, thanks for asking!
That's good!
*anger boiling to the top when I spot Zaf. Shifts without thinking*
How dare you poison me?
Where's that damn necromancer gone? Off hiding in the shadows?
She still hasn't successfully brought me to the High Priest. She's not much of a necromancer.
Evening everyone else!!
*shadow walks next to Em*
hiya bloody agent
I'm a Necromancer too, remember.
Thank you support from mu Necromancers
DEREK I AM IN LOVE WITH FLETCHER!!
HE AND I ARE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER!!
He TOLD me!! And I believe him!! Because I love him!!
I am a sigilist!!
I was China Sorrows' Top Student.
Completing my studies ahead of everyone else XD
Aw Bye Kallie!!
*hugs back*
*swipes at Zaf*
You have caused me enough bother. You not even good at this kidnap lark
Meh i got picked
*sends shadows at Em*
(sry mom got attacked by soil
(how did you mam get attacked by soil lol)
*dodges shadows then growls at Zaf*
(idk lol
*whips more shadows at*
c'mon wolfly
(em be back in like 10 minutes im covered in mud and soil...dont you dare go
I broke my Mug :'(
Ah now NJ, was it a groovy mug?
It was rather Epic!
It had a Cow on it. And French!!
I am sad now.
I must not break my Disney Paris Mug now.
I will actually CRY if I do!!
I want an epic mug now :(
Ah a le moo cow, that is really sad.
All I do is cross stitch but that's not an epic mug!!
Baaack
I any my friend into Putting up the next part to our story! (Which is my Wedding to Fletcher :P)
http://idoterriblethingswhenigrowbored.blogspot.co.uk/2012/06/i-need-more-books.html
I need more PS books.
SP*
Whatthefuck. TOO HAPPY TO TYPE:L
Ooh gosh L...
*sighs*
thats it Derek is with us watching....
OMG HOW MANY COPIES DO YOU HAVE?!?!
Only 30 and there's another in the post... :(
ONLY 30?!?!
I have only got 1 copy of all except book 1. Which I have 2 copies of!
And I have the Battle Pack!
Same except minus battle pack NJ
I only had 6 copies in February. Then I got TEOTW and all the new paperbacks. Apart from DD. Then I got loads more...Now I have 30 and there's another DB paperback in the post.
But you already have it in paper Back!!
I seen it in the Photos!!
I need the battlepack....
*growls once I spot Zaf again*
No, I had DD in new paperback before I had it in hardback. I read it at the library when I first read it. Then I got DD with DB for my birthday last year! :D
I need the one with the number on the side, though..
Hello Em
*shadow walks directly in front of*
c'mon puppy fight
I guess I am making up for never having met Derek...
Hello, Val! :D
*steps back when caught of guard*
*punches Zaf in the face before swiping her face*
Don't want to ruin your clothes now do we?
*manages to get outta punch but gets swiped*
oww damn it!!!
*sends shadow knives at*
*blocks shadow knives painfully with arm*
I'm still standing you coward
*let loose a deafening roar*
Hey Val!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY ULTIMATE GOAL HAS BEEN RUINED!!!
*sobs*
*shadow walks behind and stabs with knife*
you Sanctuary agents are terrible
I am baffled as to why so many copies of the boom are needed by you all!!
What's your ultimate goal, Val?
Oh my Golden God, I won!
*Runs around screaming wildly*
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! :DDDDDDDD
And don't worry, spoilers are for losers. ;D
I was going to order Kingdom of the Wicked from Australia so I could get it early, but it seems like Dymocks doesn't ship to America! And it ships to loads of places instead!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Awh, poor you, Val! I feel so bad for you! D:
Is still baffled over here!
My mom laughed when she saw Sadistica Tortura she's like...
Mom: I bet if Derek created that character its you
Me: how so?
Mom: your last name Sadistica's last name
Me: so...I'm sadistic?
Mom: probably. Oh and I bet he got the letter
Me: maybe....
1?
*refuses to believe it*
They have to send it to America! Why wouldn't they do it?! America isn't even too far away!!!!
*wants to drink some tea after freaking out*
Well i got first....
*gasps as I shift back to human form and hits the floor*
Well well well so much for that! Im barely scathed
*sneezes rainbow*
*whimpers as I try to reach the knife in my back but it's too painful to move*
Deds
Emerald cuz you havent arrested me and are just epic
Derek who WILL Blogspeak or risk the lake
Derek-lizard
Cats
What did you not understand, NJ?
*grins*
i think this is fun. You cant send the bloody skeleton after me...
You are Splitting that Money with me Kal!! It's MY snot after all!!
*whimpers again*
He doesn't know I'm here, he put my under protection and I sneaked out.
*cries in pain*
Em are you okay?!?!
Just have a knife in my back NJ, no biggie
Plus I love how everyone else goes on with their lives while me and Zaf are locked in this epic battle lol
*takes knife out of back*
see I have the luck of the Irish!
ZAF! Check the FB page! :'3
MSD. :(
*screams as the knife is taken out*
Your just a dumb luck coward. And I'll kill your High Priest before I ever let your temple any where near the Sanctuary
*stays down trying to catch my breath*
*heals Em*
No killing the High Priest! Mainly because I probably know him...And I am possibly maybe actually been told I could be the next Death Bringer.
I mean, I live opposite the graveyard...
I actually live opposite a graveyard, irl.
So long as I'm around they'll get into the Sanctuary....
*grins*
Cant kill me cuz America would kill you...time to go beat up a skeleton
You can't heal it NJ, the knife's been tainted with shadow magic.
Thanks for trying
I'm not finished with you Zaf!
You leave Skulduggery alone, I'm the agent you were after. Do your damn job.
*decks Whoever stabbed Em in the Back, quite literally*
NOBODY STABS ANYBODY I WILL CONCRETE KNEE-KAP YOUR FACE!!
I HAVE THE SIGIL!!
Hmmm but...
*sees Skulduggery have his gun pointed at me*
on second thought....*shadow walks to a tree*
*Derek-lizard eats Zafira*
*manages to not get eaten but my arm is severly knawed*
Damn it!!!
*gently places Derek-lizard on a branch and shadow walks*
VAL!! You know the way I was telling you about the tree Ginger Kittens??
*looks up*
COWARD!!
*Skulduggery helps me up and then shackles me*
Skulduggery?!!!
There is also a Black one with Blue eyes!!
So I am either naming it China or Bliss, depending on whether it's a boy or Girl :D
*shadow walks behind Skulduggery*
hey thats MY agent
* sends fist full of shadows at*
I might make a felt Skulduggery! Opinions?
*tries to run but I trip over my own legs and the shackles get caught in a tree root*
Clumsy bitch *i curse at myself*
I was just saying that I would name a black cat with blue eyes China! And then I refreshed the page and saw your comment! PSYCHIC MIND POWERS!!!
OMG AWESOME!!
I really am though!!
I think it would be rather fitting!
Also, if I am ever to get a pet with red eyes, I am naming it Tesseract. I don't care if it is a boy or girl. Tesseract.
In fact, if it's a girl, I am naming it Tesseracta :P
Haa
*Skulduggery shoots me*
owww
OMG ICE CRREAM TRUCK COMES BY NOW IRL EVERY SATURDAY
*can't get the shackles loose as Skulduggery walks over*
Skulduggery?!! What's gotten into you, your meant to be rescuing me, not fighting to kidnap me with a crap kidnapper in the first place.
I'm back!
Heya Sparky, welcome back.
Oh before I get stuck in with my battle again, could you do me a favour, could you have a look at my story and comment really honestly. It would mean a lot to me
dublindaes.blogspot.ie
Hello, Sparky! :'3
Okay Mel!
I shall return...
Hi Lu!
Okay, now reading!
I got shot!!!!!!
*gets shot again*
owww!!
*falls to ground in pain*
*kicks Skulduggery in the ribs as the shackles come loose*
*I try to run again but trip over Zaf. I see a sliver of shadow trail behind Skulduggery*
Hey necromancer, that Skulduggery is an imposter!
Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrkkkkkyyyy!!! Heeeeelllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooo!!!!
Sorry, in the mood to stretch out words...
Sparky, do you think that there are a lot of books, here?
idoterriblethingswhenigrowbored.blogspot.com
I don't think so...But these guys seem to. :'3
*i lunge for the imposter but they get away*
craaaaaap
Wheres the real Pleasant?
.co.uk *
Damn phone.
*sits against the tree, trying to get my breath normal*
Who the hell is after me now?
HEY SPARKY!!
HEY FLAME!!
*hugs*
How're you both??
Mel, I just finished the first chapter and it;s very good. Very professional. As a tip I would try and find new names for different things, cause some phrases were a little over-used.
Other than that, I think it's an excellent story, with a truckload of potential.
Do you want m to read chapter two?
Flame!
Hello!
Check my blog? The fuzzlebugs, one. Please? I want to know if you think that there are a lot...
Not sure...
*is laying on ground*
i just got shot twice...stomach and leg i am not happy
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