Saturday, June 30, 2012

Winners and Release Dates

For those of you who don't know, we recently ran a writing competition on the Skulduggery website, where I supplied the first 50 words of a story and left it to others to come up with the next 450. The ten winners were supposed to be announced last week, but it took my publishers longer than expected to cope with the massive response... Ah, those silly publishers. When will they learn?

I was sent a little over 30 entries and it was not easy narrowing them down. As usual, the standard of writing was very high- and not just with the winners, either. A lot of the entries made me laugh, and that's always a good starting-off point, but the major point of interest for me was watching where you took the story. I gave the villain an outrageous name- Sadistica Tortura- and sat back and let the fun begin. There were some lovely ideas in there, some lovely moments and some fantastic lines. You should all be proud- especially those of you who managed to stick to the word count (ahem).


I managed to take a few days off last week, but seeing as how I have about five weeks before I head off on tour, I need to start working again. August is pretty much wiped off my calendar as far as writing goes, so I'm going to have to get an early start on Book Eight. Which is scary, because it only seems like a few weeks ago that I finished Book Seven. I'm not going to talk about Book Eight AT ALL until a few months from now, once you've absorbed KOTW into your bloodstream, but it feels kind of weird to be tying up all of these stories that I've been telling since 2007. Best not dwell, methinks...

Oh, and as for KOTW release dates, those lucky scamps in Australia/New Zealand will be getting the new book ever-so-slightly ahead of anyone else... My tour there starts on August 8th, and my publishers want the books on the shelves at LEAST one week before that- maybe even two. For the UK and Ireland, we're looking at a release date of August 30th, I think.

Of course, the Minions-who-speak-funny know by now how much I detest spoilers, and you've all been fantastic at not ruining the books for other people. I shall expect this to continue (shakes fist in a threatening manner...)

For all you Ameriminions, still no news on getting the newer books released over there, my apologies. I have some positive news for the Germinions, however, as my German publishers are planning to catch up to the English-language releases. More news on that when I have it.


Oh, and Irish readers will be able to take a break from the football final on Sunday night to tune into Celebrity Mastermind on TV3, where I shall be showing off my amazing brain power on national TV. Hells yeah.


And now, a picture.



4,806 comments:

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Becky Allaker said...

PEOPLE ALWAYS RUN WHEN I WALK IN DA PLACE.
okay, ttyl!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im here Becky

Becky Allaker said...

HELLO

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

HI.

Becky Allaker said...

HELLOOOOOO

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey all!!
I'm back!!
How're you all??

Becky Allaker said...

Hello! I'm not bad :D

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hi NJ! Look at my lizard! It's Derek! *points at profile pic*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

hiya!!!! Val the lizard multiplied i posted on the fb page the lizard on my SP books

Niamhy Jay said...

Awesome.
As of today I have adopted 3 ginger (stray) kittens on my Yard and Named them, Eliza, Derek and Landy :P

Niamhy Jay said...

I think the Lizard is AWESOME!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

lol!!! I got the most bizare SP pictures I really do mostly thanks to my DSi

Niamhy Jay said...

They all have bright Blue Eyes!!

Min (Thalia) said...

Derek, you're going to be super busy, it seems :O Good luck with tour and Book 8, Mr. Landy~

*slowly fades back into the shadows*

Niamhy Jay said...

THALIA!!
*hugs*
How're you?!?!

Min (Thalia) said...

Gah, I've been caught

*hugs NJ*

Hi! I'm good. Really tired, but good. How're you?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Those are perfect names for cats!!!


If I had too guy cats I'd name them Doctor and Derek

Niamhy Jay said...

I am good :D

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Oh my God, my mum just answered the phone and shouted "KACAW! KACAW!" like some sort of bird...

Niamhy Jay said...

LoL
I know!
They ate actually so CUTE!!

Willow Storm said...

Hello Blogland!
How are we?

Niamhy Jay said...

She did WHAT?!?!
LOL

Niamhy Jay said...

Hello Willow
*hugs*
I am good :)
How're you??

Min (Thalia) said...

Hi Val and Willow! :D How're you two?

Willow Storm said...

I'm okay, I suppose. Could be better. I'll live.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm good!





I don't even know why my mum did that! And she didn't even start laughing afterwards, she just continued talking! I wonder what the other person was thinking...

I on the hand almost spit out my tea because it was so funny...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*still sits in my tree waiting*

any day now we'll see Master Derek come to Blogland

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*On the OTHER hand

Niamhy Jay said...

I'm not Surprised!!
I would have choked on my Tea.
I love Tea!!
I think I'll go make myself a cuppa now.
BRB

Min (Thalia) said...

Man I really want to stay and talk and stuff but I think I might pass out soon fkdjnbkfjbnsidofg

I should go.

*hugs everyone*

Bye~

Niamhy Jay said...

And he shall still be shocked with me.
Too shocked to even Acknewledge me :L

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I love tea... It's so good...


How dare my mumzy leave her tea out to get cold while she decides to clean instead of drinking it!

Willow Storm said...

KK, NJ.
Bye Thalia!
*Hugs back*

Niamhy Jay said...

*hugs Thalia back*
Bye!!
I hope you don't pass out!!

Niamhy Jay said...

Little fact: Ireland is the biggest consumer by percentage of population of Tea in the world!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I wish I lived in Ireland! It has Derek there, and epic accents, and it has lots and lots of tea! I'm meant to be there, I swear!



Last weekend, me and my cousin were watching an interview of David Tennant and he was talking with his Irish accent, and he said something and I started talking to the TV a little bit - I think I said, "David, don't cry, Matt Smith is a good Doctor too" - and my cousin flipped out because he was so stunned at my Irish accent... :D

Willow Storm said...

brb

Luciana said...

Hello.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hiya

Luciana said...

Hey, Zaf!

Jakro Tintreach said...

derek, did you read mine? we all know skulduggery looks odd in a fez

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*nearly chokes*


You made Skulduggery wear a fez?!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Lol Derek in his own world i know it

Niamhy Jay said...

BACK!!

Niamhy Jay said...

*looks around*
Where is everyone?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Me here

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm so ordering Kingdom of the Wicked from Australia... Even if the shipping is $40. I MUST GET THAT BOOK!

Willow Storm said...

Back

Niamhy Jay said...

:( I have PRE-ordered it on amazon.
Damn it!!

Niamhy Jay said...

WB Willow!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Going now, Bye!

Niamhy Jay said...

Bye Val!

Star Inkbright said...

HI PEOPLE!!!!

YAY! PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY USING HEALING DAY!!!

Willow Storm said...

Thanks, NJ!

Niamhy Jay said...

What is Healing day??

Willow Storm said...

Bye Val!

Willow Storm said...

Hi Ink!

Niamhy Jay said...

Oh, also, HEY STAR!!

Luciana said...

Should I buy the OZ/NZ version of TEOTW?

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey Luce!
I dno.
Derek is talking of publishing a book with all the short stories in it after the release of Book 9

Luciana said...

I want every version. I might. Even if it is £10. I'll even beat Becky to buying it..

Niamhy Jay said...

Where are you buying it?!?!

Star Inkbright said...

Healing Day is the 28th of June. It the day the blogland was Offically Healed.

I invented it:)

Luciana said...

I can't say where I've found it. There's literally ONE. So...

Niamhy Jay said...

KALLIE!!
I AM HERE!! :D

Star Inkbright said...

I AM THE ENEMY OF THE LLAMAS.

Niamhy Jay said...

Aww Damn!! :( I can't get it then.
*sigh*

Star Inkbright said...

Today with my real life friends I kept going on about tissue walruses . . . :)

Niamhy Jay said...

LoL
Today I lazed at home
And visited a family member :)
And I am currently Home Alone.

Star Inkbright said...

TODAY I WENT TO THE CINEMA FOR MY FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY.

WE SAW SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMEN.

Luciana said...

I THINK I SHALL BUY IT.
When I get enough money.
Which'll be next week.
It'll still be there.
I've not told anyone where I found it. C:

Niamhy Jay said...

What did you think?
I thought it was good.

Niamhy Jay said...

You go for it Luce!!

Star Inkbright said...

And in the car we were listening to that I Am The Walrus song by the Beetles and I kept going on about tissue walruses. Then somebody asked me what a tissue walrus was and I was like, "I have no idea, it's just my friend from the blog likes making them."

Star Inkbright said...

It was NJ.

Niamhy Jay said...

What was me??

Star Inkbright said...

When Snow White was in her armour she looked like Morgana from Merlin:)

Star Inkbright said...

No, I meant:"Yes, it was, NJ.'

Niamhy Jay said...

No, Morgana is Prettier IMO

Star Inkbright said...

Make that: "Yes, Snow White and the Huntsmen waa good, NJ."

Niamhy Jay said...

Oh right :P
I am really slow!
That happens me when I'm on my holiday's.
My brain stop functioning properly :P

Niamhy Jay said...

KALLISTA MY SUPER AWESOME AMERISISTER!!
*hugs*

Star Inkbright said...

Hmm. Yeah. But in armour witg their hair in ponytails they look similar. Same hair and eye colour.

Niamhy Jay said...

Yeah, I agree with that.

Luciana said...

I SHALL BUY TEOTW AU/NZ VERSION. AND BE THE FIRST OF EUROPIANIMINIONS THAT WE KNOW OF TO BUY IT. C:

Mainly to be the first..

Star Inkbright said...

YAY FOR YOOOOOOU!!!!!

Luciana said...

Unless I find some other SP books I want instead...Like more of them for the same price.

Star Inkbright said...

AAAAAARGGHHHH!!!! AAAAARRGGGHHH!!!!

Niamhy Jay said...

Really??
His hair is indigo?? Awesome!!

Drew O'Connor said...

*wakes up disorentated*

*looks up at the trees and remembers what Zaf did*

Where is that necromancer???!!!!

*tries to stand but legs are like jelly*

Luciana said...

Hello, Em! *sits next to Em* I ache. *frowns*
I told you I am being neutral, so I can't help. Just a warning. *smiles*

Alexis A. said...

My 'COME TO THE U.S.' friendship bracelet for Derek is going swimmingly! :3 Yes, I was serious about making it. ^.^

(>^.^)>The Dream Lives-THIS CHRISTMAS<(^.^<)

Star Inkbright said...

Hi Kim!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

COME DEREK

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey Em!!
How're you??

Niamhy Jay said...

HEY KIMBERLY!!
Long time no speak!
How're you??

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hiya Em im here

Alexis A. said...

I'm swell, thanks for asking!

Niamhy Jay said...

That's good!

Drew O'Connor said...

*anger boiling to the top when I spot Zaf. Shifts without thinking*

How dare you poison me?

Drew O'Connor said...

Where's that damn necromancer gone? Off hiding in the shadows?

She still hasn't successfully brought me to the High Priest. She's not much of a necromancer.

Evening everyone else!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*shadow walks next to Em*

hiya bloody agent

Luciana said...

I'm a Necromancer too, remember.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Thank you support from mu Necromancers

Niamhy Jay said...

DEREK I AM IN LOVE WITH FLETCHER!!
HE AND I ARE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER!!
He TOLD me!! And I believe him!! Because I love him!!

Niamhy Jay said...

I am a sigilist!!
I was China Sorrows' Top Student.
Completing my studies ahead of everyone else XD

Niamhy Jay said...

Aw Bye Kallie!!
*hugs back*

Drew O'Connor said...

*swipes at Zaf*

You have caused me enough bother. You not even good at this kidnap lark

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Meh i got picked

*sends shadows at Em*

(sry mom got attacked by soil

Drew O'Connor said...

(how did you mam get attacked by soil lol)

*dodges shadows then growls at Zaf*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

(idk lol

*whips more shadows at*

c'mon wolfly

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

(em be back in like 10 minutes im covered in mud and soil...dont you dare go

Niamhy Jay said...

I broke my Mug :'(

Drew O'Connor said...

Ah now NJ, was it a groovy mug?

Niamhy Jay said...

It was rather Epic!
It had a Cow on it. And French!!
I am sad now.
I must not break my Disney Paris Mug now.
I will actually CRY if I do!!

Drew O'Connor said...

I want an epic mug now :(
Ah a le moo cow, that is really sad.

All I do is cross stitch but that's not an epic mug!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Baaack

Niamhy Jay said...

I any my friend into Putting up the next part to our story! (Which is my Wedding to Fletcher :P)

Luciana said...

http://idoterriblethingswhenigrowbored.blogspot.co.uk/2012/06/i-need-more-books.html
I need more PS books.

Luciana said...

SP*

Whatthefuck. TOO HAPPY TO TYPE:L

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ooh gosh L...

*sighs*

thats it Derek is with us watching....

Niamhy Jay said...

OMG HOW MANY COPIES DO YOU HAVE?!?!

Luciana said...

Only 30 and there's another in the post... :(

Niamhy Jay said...

ONLY 30?!?!
I have only got 1 copy of all except book 1. Which I have 2 copies of!

Niamhy Jay said...

And I have the Battle Pack!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Same except minus battle pack NJ

Luciana said...

I only had 6 copies in February. Then I got TEOTW and all the new paperbacks. Apart from DD. Then I got loads more...Now I have 30 and there's another DB paperback in the post.

Niamhy Jay said...

But you already have it in paper Back!!
I seen it in the Photos!!

Luciana said...

I need the battlepack....

Drew O'Connor said...

*growls once I spot Zaf again*

Luciana said...

No, I had DD in new paperback before I had it in hardback. I read it at the library when I first read it. Then I got DD with DB for my birthday last year! :D
I need the one with the number on the side, though..

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hello Em

*shadow walks directly in front of*

c'mon puppy fight

Luciana said...

I guess I am making up for never having met Derek...

Luciana said...

Hello, Val! :D

Drew O'Connor said...

*steps back when caught of guard*

*punches Zaf in the face before swiping her face*

Don't want to ruin your clothes now do we?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*manages to get outta punch but gets swiped*

oww damn it!!!

*sends shadow knives at*

Drew O'Connor said...

*blocks shadow knives painfully with arm*

I'm still standing you coward

*let loose a deafening roar*

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey Val!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY ULTIMATE GOAL HAS BEEN RUINED!!!



*sobs*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*shadow walks behind and stabs with knife*

you Sanctuary agents are terrible

Niamhy Jay said...

I am baffled as to why so many copies of the boom are needed by you all!!

Luciana said...

What's your ultimate goal, Val?

Anonymous said...

Oh my Golden God, I won!
*Runs around screaming wildly*
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! :DDDDDDDD
And don't worry, spoilers are for losers. ;D

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I was going to order Kingdom of the Wicked from Australia so I could get it early, but it seems like Dymocks doesn't ship to America! And it ships to loads of places instead!


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Luciana said...

Awh, poor you, Val! I feel so bad for you! D:

Niamhy Jay said...

Is still baffled over here!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

My mom laughed when she saw Sadistica Tortura she's like...

Mom: I bet if Derek created that character its you
Me: how so?
Mom: your last name Sadistica's last name
Me: so...I'm sadistic?
Mom: probably. Oh and I bet he got the letter
Me: maybe....

Niamhy Jay said...

1?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*refuses to believe it*



They have to send it to America! Why wouldn't they do it?! America isn't even too far away!!!!


*wants to drink some tea after freaking out*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Well i got first....

Drew O'Connor said...

*gasps as I shift back to human form and hits the floor*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Well well well so much for that! Im barely scathed

Niamhy Jay said...

*sneezes rainbow*

Drew O'Connor said...

*whimpers as I try to reach the knife in my back but it's too painful to move*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Deds

Emerald cuz you havent arrested me and are just epic
Derek who WILL Blogspeak or risk the lake
Derek-lizard
Cats

Luciana said...

What did you not understand, NJ?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*grins*

i think this is fun. You cant send the bloody skeleton after me...

Niamhy Jay said...

You are Splitting that Money with me Kal!! It's MY snot after all!!

Drew O'Connor said...

*whimpers again*
He doesn't know I'm here, he put my under protection and I sneaked out.

*cries in pain*

Niamhy Jay said...

Em are you okay?!?!

Drew O'Connor said...

Just have a knife in my back NJ, no biggie

Plus I love how everyone else goes on with their lives while me and Zaf are locked in this epic battle lol

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*takes knife out of back*

see I have the luck of the Irish!

Luciana said...

ZAF! Check the FB page! :'3

Luciana said...

MSD. :(

Drew O'Connor said...

*screams as the knife is taken out*

Your just a dumb luck coward. And I'll kill your High Priest before I ever let your temple any where near the Sanctuary

*stays down trying to catch my breath*

Niamhy Jay said...

*heals Em*

Luciana said...

No killing the High Priest! Mainly because I probably know him...And I am possibly maybe actually been told I could be the next Death Bringer.
I mean, I live opposite the graveyard...

I actually live opposite a graveyard, irl.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

So long as I'm around they'll get into the Sanctuary....

*grins*

Cant kill me cuz America would kill you...time to go beat up a skeleton

Drew O'Connor said...

You can't heal it NJ, the knife's been tainted with shadow magic.

Thanks for trying

Drew O'Connor said...

I'm not finished with you Zaf!

You leave Skulduggery alone, I'm the agent you were after. Do your damn job.

Niamhy Jay said...

*decks Whoever stabbed Em in the Back, quite literally*

NOBODY STABS ANYBODY I WILL CONCRETE KNEE-KAP YOUR FACE!!
I HAVE THE SIGIL!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hmmm but...

*sees Skulduggery have his gun pointed at me*

on second thought....*shadow walks to a tree*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*Derek-lizard eats Zafira*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*manages to not get eaten but my arm is severly knawed*

Damn it!!!

*gently places Derek-lizard on a branch and shadow walks*

Niamhy Jay said...

VAL!! You know the way I was telling you about the tree Ginger Kittens??

Drew O'Connor said...

*looks up*
COWARD!!

*Skulduggery helps me up and then shackles me*

Skulduggery?!!!

Niamhy Jay said...

There is also a Black one with Blue eyes!!
So I am either naming it China or Bliss, depending on whether it's a boy or Girl :D

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*shadow walks behind Skulduggery*

hey thats MY agent

* sends fist full of shadows at*

Luciana said...

I might make a felt Skulduggery! Opinions?

Drew O'Connor said...

*tries to run but I trip over my own legs and the shackles get caught in a tree root*

Clumsy bitch *i curse at myself*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I was just saying that I would name a black cat with blue eyes China! And then I refreshed the page and saw your comment! PSYCHIC MIND POWERS!!!

Niamhy Jay said...

OMG AWESOME!!
I really am though!!
I think it would be rather fitting!
Also, if I am ever to get a pet with red eyes, I am naming it Tesseract. I don't care if it is a boy or girl. Tesseract.

In fact, if it's a girl, I am naming it Tesseracta :P

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Haa

*Skulduggery shoots me*

owww

OMG ICE CRREAM TRUCK COMES BY NOW IRL EVERY SATURDAY

Drew O'Connor said...

*can't get the shackles loose as Skulduggery walks over*

Skulduggery?!! What's gotten into you, your meant to be rescuing me, not fighting to kidnap me with a crap kidnapper in the first place.

Sparky Braginski said...

I'm back!

Drew O'Connor said...

Heya Sparky, welcome back.

Oh before I get stuck in with my battle again, could you do me a favour, could you have a look at my story and comment really honestly. It would mean a lot to me

dublindaes.blogspot.ie

Luciana said...

Hello, Sparky! :'3

Sparky Braginski said...

Okay Mel!

I shall return...

Sparky Braginski said...

Hi Lu!

Okay, now reading!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I got shot!!!!!!

*gets shot again*

owww!!

*falls to ground in pain*

Drew O'Connor said...

*kicks Skulduggery in the ribs as the shackles come loose*

*I try to run again but trip over Zaf. I see a sliver of shadow trail behind Skulduggery*

Hey necromancer, that Skulduggery is an imposter!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrkkkkkyyyy!!! Heeeeelllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooo!!!!



Sorry, in the mood to stretch out words...

Luciana said...

Sparky, do you think that there are a lot of books, here?
idoterriblethingswhenigrowbored.blogspot.com

I don't think so...But these guys seem to. :'3

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*i lunge for the imposter but they get away*

craaaaaap

Wheres the real Pleasant?

Luciana said...

.co.uk *
Damn phone.

Drew O'Connor said...

*sits against the tree, trying to get my breath normal*

Who the hell is after me now?

Niamhy Jay said...

HEY SPARKY!!
HEY FLAME!!

*hugs*

How're you both??

Sparky Braginski said...

Mel, I just finished the first chapter and it;s very good. Very professional. As a tip I would try and find new names for different things, cause some phrases were a little over-used.

Other than that, I think it's an excellent story, with a truckload of potential.

Do you want m to read chapter two?

Luciana said...

Flame!
Hello!
Check my blog? The fuzzlebugs, one. Please? I want to know if you think that there are a lot...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Not sure...

*is laying on ground*

i just got shot twice...stomach and leg i am not happy

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