Saturday, June 30, 2012

Winners and Release Dates

For those of you who don't know, we recently ran a writing competition on the Skulduggery website, where I supplied the first 50 words of a story and left it to others to come up with the next 450. The ten winners were supposed to be announced last week, but it took my publishers longer than expected to cope with the massive response... Ah, those silly publishers. When will they learn?

I was sent a little over 30 entries and it was not easy narrowing them down. As usual, the standard of writing was very high- and not just with the winners, either. A lot of the entries made me laugh, and that's always a good starting-off point, but the major point of interest for me was watching where you took the story. I gave the villain an outrageous name- Sadistica Tortura- and sat back and let the fun begin. There were some lovely ideas in there, some lovely moments and some fantastic lines. You should all be proud- especially those of you who managed to stick to the word count (ahem).


I managed to take a few days off last week, but seeing as how I have about five weeks before I head off on tour, I need to start working again. August is pretty much wiped off my calendar as far as writing goes, so I'm going to have to get an early start on Book Eight. Which is scary, because it only seems like a few weeks ago that I finished Book Seven. I'm not going to talk about Book Eight AT ALL until a few months from now, once you've absorbed KOTW into your bloodstream, but it feels kind of weird to be tying up all of these stories that I've been telling since 2007. Best not dwell, methinks...

Oh, and as for KOTW release dates, those lucky scamps in Australia/New Zealand will be getting the new book ever-so-slightly ahead of anyone else... My tour there starts on August 8th, and my publishers want the books on the shelves at LEAST one week before that- maybe even two. For the UK and Ireland, we're looking at a release date of August 30th, I think.

Of course, the Minions-who-speak-funny know by now how much I detest spoilers, and you've all been fantastic at not ruining the books for other people. I shall expect this to continue (shakes fist in a threatening manner...)

For all you Ameriminions, still no news on getting the newer books released over there, my apologies. I have some positive news for the Germinions, however, as my German publishers are planning to catch up to the English-language releases. More news on that when I have it.


Oh, and Irish readers will be able to take a break from the football final on Sunday night to tune into Celebrity Mastermind on TV3, where I shall be showing off my amazing brain power on national TV. Hells yeah.


And now, a picture.



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Lynxia Lost said...

Back!

I dedicate this page to...
Friends - True friends are always there, ready to help with any problem and are always at the ready with a big hug and a glomp. I am happy to say that I have so many friends like that here.
People returning to Blogland - It's just not Blogland without you!
Fan fics - They're just really fun!!

Drew O'Connor said...

*shifts into wolf form*

*growling becoming louder*

*starts to shake and try to uplift tree*

Lynxia Lost said...

Oh, and to HEALING DAY!!!! 28TH OF JUNE 2012!!!

Oh, it's raining now...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Meh, you know.

Derek if you ever wanted to do something with my OC for Zafira Kerias I give you permission. I posted it on the last post somewhere....

Eve the ROCK said...

Oooooh! I'm partly Irish too!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ooooh craaaap

*shadow walks to different tree*

Eve the ROCK said...

Psh. Healing day...

Sparky Braginski said...

*beams at Emerald*

*shakes her hand*

Glad to meet you. I already gave the nickname Em to someone, so would you mind at all if I call you Mel?

I could, of course, call you Em anyway, but I think, to be merciful to my memory, it would be best for me to call you something different...

I'm a very forgetful person like that.

Nixion Strange said...

Derek, if you ever want to use my OC, all you need to know

Nixion Strange
Bone-breaker
Violent and angry

Nixion Strange said...

Yes yes Eve, you're a cynic about Blogland getting worse, but you chose not to see it

Niamhy Jay said...

I gotta go now Guys! Bye
*hugs everyone*
Take care!!
Be safe!
And You know, don't kill each other while I'm gone :L

Sparky Braginski said...

Don't flatter me Nix.

To Healing Day!

Nixion Strange said...

Bye NJ!

Drew O'Connor said...

No Mel is cool Sparky, I'm honoured. Scuse me while I deal with this poxy necromancer

*charges at the next tree*
*starts to claw the back*

Drew O'Connor said...

This really is an epic battle of a lifetime bewteen me and Zaf, Nix.

Your gonna have one hell of a story when it's finished lol

Nixion Strange said...

Oh yeah, it's gonna be epic

Sparky Braginski said...

Bye NJ!

*looks at Kal*

Is this what it feels like to be you? To come on the blog rarely and have new people recognize your name?

It's very cool, but very odd.

I'm glad I have the more the merrier approach to this kind of thing.

Lynxia Lost said...

Yay!!!!!! TO HEALING DAY!!!!!

Will be very distant, typing up my HP fan fic.

Sparky Braginski said...

Coolio Mel!

Nixion Strange said...

I wish I was like you...
*looks at Kal and Sparky*
Everyone knows your name, and everyone likes you...

Drew O'Connor said...

I seriously cannot wait to read it Nix. I'm on the edge of my seat waiting lol

Eve the ROCK said...

No nix, I meant I chose not to see what was going on in chat

I see nothing going on in Blogland, it's always been the same to me

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*shadow walks to the lake*

come on puppy!!!!!

Nixion Strange said...

That's what I'm saying Eve. You chose not to see what was going on in Blogland, you ignored it

Lynxia Lost said...

Bye NJ!

You are Nix! Everyone knows you!!

Nixion Strange said...

Everyone who's met me knows me

Drew O'Connor said...

So your running from me now Zaf eh? Big bad necromancer doesn't want to tackle and kidnap the werewolf anymore eh?

*lets out a huge roar*

Luciana said...

SORRY.
I poofed, again.
I am trying to fix this camera!

Nixion Strange said...

Try hitting it with a hammer Luce

Lynxia Lost said...

Same here. There's just a few people who everyone knows because they're the stuff of Blogland Legend! *coughSPARKYANDKALANDPEOPLEcough*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*shadow walks next to Em and sends shadow knives at heart*

just thinking niw kick crap out of wolfy

Eve the ROCK said...

*rolls eyes*

Nixion Strange said...

Thanks, but people don't talk about me when I'm not here, not like you people...
People who don't know you talk about you, and want to know you

Becky Allaker said...

I poofed too because AKINATOR WHICH KNOWS WHO CHINA SORROWS IS

Drew O'Connor said...

*gasps before shifting back to human form*

*hand trying to sustain the blood flow*

oh that hurt

Sparky Braginski said...

*hugs Kal*

I'm sure I've said that to you before.

Lynxia Lost said...

Like this first time Dylan Silver met you!

Luciana said...

*smashes with a hammer*
Nope.
Now it's in pieces...
*frowns*

Drew O'Connor said...

Have you started writing Nix? Or are you still in the planning stage?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*grins*

figures it would! Now...where is the damn shackles??

Nixion Strange said...

I've started writing
I don't plan

Nixion Strange said...

Okay, that depressed mood swing is gone
Go back to your weird and random lives citizens

Luciana said...

I don't plan, either!
I just...Kinda write...
BUT I'VE NOT WRITTEN IN WHAT SEEMS LIKE FOREVER.
And no-one ever tells you that forever feels like home
Sitting all alone inside your heaaaaaaaad.

Drew O'Connor said...

*falls to the ground, gasping in pain*

Damn necromancer!

Nixion Strange said...

K Eve

Sparky Braginski said...

I'm completely not following several branches of this conversation.

I think I'll just retreat over this way-

*slinks back away from group*

- and fight zombies with the Avengers.

*looks around*

*sees note on the ground*

*reads it*

Dear Sparky,

Sorry, we can't make it. Superhero stuff. Maybe some other time.

-The Avengers


Aw...

Lynxia Lost said...

Now I feel like a loner. I plan...

K Eve!

Lynxia Lost said...

LOL Sparky!!!!!




Anyone here listen to TSFH?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*finds shackles and shackles Em*

well,well, well, i got a Sanctuary Agent

Sparky Braginski said...

I plan too.

You know this Lynx.

Lynxia Lost said...

I do?

Nixion Strange said...

And I helped Zaf
Now get me that third of Ireland

Nixion Strange said...

Opening paragraph for the Zaf and Em thing:

Zaf walked forwards, following the Sanctuary agent in front of her. It was the dead of the night, and the normal people were safe in bed. The only ones out were the people with no lives, the people who were too drunk to have the sense to go home… and the people who weren’t all that human.

Lynxia Lost said...

Kal! OMGG! I... I do too!

Nixion Strange said...

I've never had Mac and Cheese

Lynxia Lost said...

So awesome Nix!!

Nixion Strange said...

I must admit...
I'm pretty darn good

Sparky Braginski said...

Yes Lynx. You do.

Drew O'Connor said...

*can feel powers binded*
*tries to shift but nothing but pain*

*mumbles*
You'll never get away with this, damn necromancer

Lynxia Lost said...

YAY!!! TO MAC AND CHEESE!!!


You are Nix. I envy your openings... Mine are... Bleh/meh.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Yes yes...anywhere but Dublin. I hear Derek lives in Dublin

Sparky Braginski said...

Yo, Mel, want some help?

Lynxia Lost said...

Hey! I'm a Necromancer too, you know!

Luciana said...

I'm a Necromancer, as well! :D

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Really Em? I think I just did.

* grabs Em and shadow walks to the Temple*

hmmm *leads to the High Priest*

Nixion Strange said...

Another opening for another story

The world needed remodelling. A war had ravaged us, destroying countless. The survivors had fled to what was left of America, though we could no longer call it that. We had no sign that any other country survived, we think the war killed them all. Leaving what was once America the only liveable country.

Sparky Braginski said...

I'm not.

Yay me and electricity!

*dances with sparks in hands*

Nixion Strange said...

Another opening

Dreams are ever changing, ever moving, and ever mysterious. Have you ever woken up and not remembered a dream, not matter how thrilling it was? Ever had a dream that scared you for no reason, a dream of something normal that somehow frightened you? Dreams are mysterious to us. To most of us. There are the few who understand dreams. The few that know dreams better the reality. A few that have power we can only dream about.

Drew O'Connor said...

Bleeding out here pretty substantially Sparky plus this necromancer is pretty damn persistent.

And watch out for Nix, he's in on this too.

Nixion Strange said...

First two sentences in my HP fan-fic

It was a quiet night, the small sounds carrying far across the dense woodland. It was a good night. A good night to change the world.

Sparky Braginski said...

Okay.

*thinks*

*walking behind Nel being dragged by Zaf*

So that's a yes for help?

Luciana said...

NOT LOKI! *sobs*
HIDDLESTON IS MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE.
Unless Becky threatens to kill me, again..

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oh im just epic. I finally got Em

Nixion Strange said...

*stands besides Zaf*
And I helped

Lynxia Lost said...

*runs after Kal* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! NOT LOKI!! HE'S GOT AN AWESOME- * remembers I'm still wearing his helmet* Oh yeah... BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Drew O'Connor said...

No Sparky don't, I don't want anyone else getting hurt

*gasps in pain from the knife wounds*

This has got to end.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I know!!!! Damn it. Go pick anywhere but Dublin.

*continues leading Em*

wow I'm surprised no Sanctuary agents coming to help Em

Nixion Strange said...

Uh... Em, I did not help in your capture
*backs away*

Lynxia Lost said...

Tom Hiddleston plays a kick ass Loki, and Tamara think the guy who plays Thor is hotter... *shakes head* Idiot.

Becky Allaker said...

I will kill you all if you lay a finger on my precious baby ice prince.

Drew O'Connor said...

I'm not surprised since you practically bribed them all Zaf

Nixion Strange said...

You know Chris Helmworth (Thor) lived not far from where I live?

Becky Allaker said...

I bought the Radio Times and spent the whole day pressing it to my face, sobbing and proclaiming my love for him

Lynxia Lost said...

Yours Becky? 0_o

Never mind, I'll watch you two kill each other.

Sparky Braginski said...

Mel, are you sure? I could just, Y'know, swing an old Rabbit-Punch to the back of Zaf's head and he'd be out like a light.

I wouldn't even need to draw a knife.

Nixion Strange said...

Em, are you planing to attack
If you are, I was not involved
If you aren't... I think Zaf is pretyy tired of me repeating it

Becky Allaker said...

YES HE IS MINE ALL MINE NO ONE CAN HAVE HIM I OWN HIS SOUL.

Lynxia Lost said...

My friends planning on watching loads of super hero movies back to back and we've gotta go dressed up - everyone's going as a super hero, except me! I'm going as Loki!

Lynxia Lost said...

Own his soul my English ass.

Becky Allaker said...

Loki cosplays are the hardest. I have a Thor helmet.

Sparky Braginski said...

Hemsworth.

Chris. Hemsworth.

In Alf's eyes, he's hottie mc hot hot.

I don't see it. Too much hair.

Nixion Strange said...

Okay, I'm right here, but whatever, my ego isn't bruised at all

Becky Allaker said...

NO I DON'T OWN YOUR ENGLISH ARSE JUST HIS.

Drew O'Connor said...

I'm in too much pain to think.

Becky Allaker said...

and it's a rather fine english arse

Becky Allaker said...

ahem

Luciana said...

*backs away from Becky*
Damn your irrepressible-ness..

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*continues and drops key*

hate the long walk

*some Necromancer watching unlocks the shackles with dropped key and runs*

Becky Allaker said...

BE GONE FROM THIS REALM, HEATHEN. *thor helmet*

k i just wanted to say that

Lynxia Lost said...

Oh, I'm sorry Nix. *hugs* You are far more awesome - it's the helmet.

Luciana said...

BECKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
How many books are you on, at the moment?

Sparky Braginski said...

I'm going to help now.

*charges electricity into fist and punches Zaf in the back of his head, right where the skull and the spine come together*

*blurs around Zaf, heaves Mel up and carries her out of the temple briskly*

Better?

Becky Allaker said...

L, IMMA BE LOADIN' PHOTOS OF MAH SHOES SOON :D



...
....
....
holy hiddles it's 20 past four when even did that happen

Nixion Strange said...

Doth Mother know you wereth her drapes?

Luciana said...

Lynx, Legolas still wins. It's the ears;D

Lynxia Lost said...

brb - I shall prove that I think Loki is awesome!

Nixion Strange said...

Hey Zaf, need any help
*is leaning against wall*

Drew O'Connor said...

*drop kicks Zaf in the face*

*cries in pain as I hit the floor. Tries to run*

*looks back and sees a massive trail of blood coming from me*

damn it!

Becky Allaker said...

HOW MANY SP BOOKS? I actually lost count. How many I have on my shelf? I shall count off the top of my head.

30 on my shelf, I think...

Sparky Braginski said...

I think I'll just quietly back into the shadows now.

I'm not typing fast enough...

Drew O'Connor said...

Sparky watch out!
Nix is right there, he's been paid off by Zaf.

Luciana said...

YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Oh and Beckles, you can refer to me as whatever, naoooooo.
Everyone knows that Luciana is Jordan. I SHALL REPLY TO WHATEVER. xD

Also, holy hiddles. YOU, BECKY, ARE GENIUS.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*crashes into wall spazzing out from intense pain*

GET THE BLOODY AGENT!!!!!!

*shadow walks and collapses to ground on lake shore*

owww

Nixion Strange said...

Were you talking to me? To get Em?

Becky Allaker said...

Loki is an amazing character. He actually really reminds me of the kind of character Derek would create. He has so much going on and Tom was the perfect choice for him. He IS Loki.

I get goosebumps every time in Thor, when he confronts Odin.


also THE AVENGERS I'VE SEEN IT THRICE NO REGRETS

Drew O'Connor said...

*tries to hide in the shadows but my breathing is too loud*

*blood beginning to form a pool at my feet*

Nixion Strange said...

*shrugs and walks towards Em*

Lynxia Lost said...

Dude, this is my art course work as in going towards my GCSE, it's not finished yet but you get the idea...

Yes, the ears...

Nixion Strange said...

... That's a good pic Lynxia!

Becky Allaker said...

OH OKAY. Because I keep going "Jo- OH WAIT NO" and then I forget how to spell Luciana and i just end up headbutting the wall because my brain never works.

HOLY HIDDLES, IT POPPED OUT

Luciana said...

LAST TIME I ASKED YOU IT WAS 44. I THINK.

Lynxia Lost said...

I almost cried when I found out what they did to him in Norse mythology, I was about... 5.

Ika Charon said...

Hiya!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Ika!

Lynxia Lost said...

Thanks Nix, it took sooooo long...

Sparky Braginski said...

*sighs*

And I think I'm back in.

*taps Nix's shoulder*

Sparky Braginski said...

*sighs*

And I think I'm back in.

*taps Nix's shoulder*

Nixion Strange said...

Hey, this really is very multi-cultural
Now we have someone from France!

Becky Allaker said...

i tried to draw loki once but he looked like a drowned puppy

lemmie find a link of it

Lynxia Lost said...

Hey Ika!

Luciana said...

LOOOOOOOOOL. BECKY. THIS IS YET ANOTHER REASON I LOVE YOU.

Sparky Braginski said...

Damned double post...

Becky Allaker said...

I've no doubt that that is what will happen to him in Thor 2. I read a fan fiction of it. Only one chapter. I couldnt handle the whole 8.

Drew O'Connor said...

*patting my jacket to find my gun*

*stuffs tissue into the wound as I grimace*

*tries to move off when I hear footsteps coming*

Nixion Strange said...

*turns around to Sparky smiling*
Sparky, it's nothing personal. I'm here to do a job, and I'm getting paid for it
Of course, if you attack me, it will get personal
Do you really want to fight me?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*manages to stand*

Em...lbroke....my .....nose....owww

*shadow walks to Em* call the bloody Cleavers they still wont catch me

Lynxia Lost said...

When Loki let go I was actually pawing at the TV like 'Don't you dare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'!

Right, change my pic back...

Luciana said...

Hello, Ika! :D Awesome name, by the wayyyyyyy.
I am so weird when it comes to names...There are so many names I love...

Sparky Braginski said...

Well Nix, it's certainly been a while since we fought.

We're both pretty strong, don't you think?

Nixion Strange said...

Sparky? Zaf has Em? At the moment, I'm just walking
If you attack, I'll be killing

Lynxia Lost said...

Okay, normal pic again.

Sparky Braginski said...

I'm aware.

Lynxia Lost said...

Gah! damn touch screen phone!!

Nixion Strange said...

Well, you're long range, but once I get it close, you're dead
Depends on a few things actually

Drew O'Connor said...

*falls back when Zaf suddenly appears beside me*

oh f*ck

*shouts in pain as I hit a tree*

Luciana said...

LYNXXXXXXX. Why're you so pretty? :3

Lynxia Lost said...

Stupid touch screen...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Aha! Derek you're catching on to our minioiny ways! But you have to use *, not ()!



And DEREKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK



LOOKIE AT MY PROFILE PIC!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

Well, yeah. You seem to neglect my many, many knives.

But we both have swords.

Lynxia Lost said...

I am not pretty! I hate my natural hair colour and my jaw is so square!

Becky Allaker said...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6fsbhSGXV1r1n6vro1_500.jpg < MY DRAWING OF LOKI OF WHICH LOOKS LIKE DROWNED/LOST/ADOPTED PUPPY

Nixion Strange said...

And I, of course, may or may nto have back up
*grins*
How many people here do you think are on my side? Do you want to find out?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I'll feed you to the Derek-lizard.....where is the Derek-lizard?!?!?!

*grins*

see you cant beat me

Sparky Braginski said...

Hi Val.

I think I'll go help Mel now...

*sprints to where her scuffle is*

Lynxia Lost said...

Hey Val!

Nixion Strange said...

*follows at a lazy walk*
Yell out if you want any help Zaf

Drew O'Connor said...

Just what does your High Priest want with me?

*sits back against the tree in pain, my blood starting to pool again*

Becky Allaker said...

omg Val your picture

all I saw in my head was like the harry potter fandom going "WE HAVE A RON"

and our fandom being like "WE HAVE A LANDY."

Lynxia Lost said...

*kicks tree* GOD DAMN IT!! Your picture is amazing and made mine look like crap!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I'll be ok

Val I thought Derek Blogspoke when you posted....

Nixion Strange said...

Becky! That's a good picture!

Becky Allaker said...

all avenger-y like

Luciana said...

Lynx, you're really pretty! WAYYYYY prettier than me! :D

Also, BECKY YOU DRAW SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME.

And, Beckles, have you bought any more SP books since you told me that you've got 44? Because I am determined to beat you;D

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hi everyone!


*tackles Sparky*



So... did you like the story I wrote? XD

Lynxia Lost said...

No, I'm not pretty. I also know now that I suck at drawing.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Uhm....A lot.

To use you. To get into the Sanctuary kill the Elders off....you know...

Becky Allaker said...

YHJGFEUKF I HATE IT D:

Well, I don't hate it, I just get so bloody annoyed when something doesn't look how I want it.

BUT THANKS GUYS AND LYNX YOURS WINS SHUSH.

Lynxia Lost said...

Now if you excuse me I'm going to be very distant while I type up my HP fan fic that will probably suck too.

Drew O'Connor said...

I'm not getting you in the Sanctuary you filthy, cowardly necromancer!!

Sparky Braginski said...

VAL, NOT NOW.

*pushes her off and returns to Mel's aid*

*coughs and looks back sheepishly*

I mean... Not now... In the middle of something...

Becky Allaker said...

I have bought none. In fact, I've only bought one in like... months.


WHAT AM I BECOMING

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.

I NEED ALL THE AMERICAN ONES

I NEED THEM NOW

ASHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

Nixion Strange said...

*catches up to Zaf and Em*
How are you both doing, hm? By the way, I think an insanly powerful Sparky is about to get here

Ika Charon said...

dammit my computer is sooo slow. btw, nix, i be english. :) and to everyone listening, Hawkeye is MINE!! MINE i tell you! :D

Sparky Braginski said...

*steps out from behind tree Mel is leaning on*

Should I help?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hmmm ok hard way

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Uno??

Sparky Braginski said...

Insanely powerful?

Since when?

Nixion Strange said...

*brainstorm*
Hey Saprky, can you be in the Zaf and Em story? I already got Zaf, Em, Kal, Willow, Lynxia
But can I use you? It'll help a lot

Drew O'Connor said...

*points gun at Zaf and Nix while struggling to stand against the tree*

Luciana said...

LYNXIA YOU'RE INHUMANLY PRETTY! DO NOT MAKE ME GO ON SOME HUGE RANT ABOUT BEAUTY AGAIN...

*points to http://idoterriblethingswhenigrowbored.blogspot.co.uk/2012/06/ugly.html*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Si!!

Sparky Braginski said...

Sure Nix.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*laughs*

i wont feel it. You cant even catch me

Nixion Strange said...

*looks at gun lazily*
If you shot, the other will almost kill you. Willing to take the risk?

Drew O'Connor said...

I'm not getting you into the damn Sanctuary!

Nixion Strange said...

Yay!
I kinda need an OC

Sparky Braginski said...

Mel?

Could I kick someone?

Would that help?

Becky Allaker said...

I win the ugly battle.

I have more chins than Sherlock.

Your argument is invalid.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I wanna kick someone!

Luciana said...

BECKY. I have to wait for the end of the year for all the US ones. D':
And the French ones.
And the Spanish ones.
And I am getting more of the UK ones..I might buy one, now...

Nixion Strange said...

Wow, I just forgot it was night here...

Becky Allaker said...

Is it bad that I was just dancing on the coffee table to my dog, to Carry on my Wayward Son

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Kal! I finished my Derek-lizard!

Becky Allaker said...

I WANT THE GERMAN ONES THEY PLEASE ME

Drew O'Connor said...

*falls against tree again in pain*

*laughs*
I'm afraid Zaf that at the rate I'm pooling blood, I won't be alive for your grand plan to work

*starts laughing in pain*

Go for it Sparky

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I cant do crap if I'm there! I am a Grand Mage so...I already know what life is like in the Sanctuary.

*laughs again*

so what call the skeketon detective? Heck I can win..he doesnt like us Necromancers

Becky Allaker said...

JORDAN I WILL BE RIGHT BACK I NEED TO EDIT ALL MY SHOE PHOTOS AND LOAD THEM TO TUMBLR BUT I'LL POST THE LINK HERE WHEN I'M DOOOONE

Luciana said...

BECKLES. NOOOOOOOOOO. You're also gorgeous. You're actually stunning! I could never even dream of being anywhere near as pretty or amazing or awesome as you! You're one of my heroes and I can't stand for you to not understand how truly amazing you are! There aren't words to explain how much you mean to me and how much it hurts when you insult yourself!

Sparky Braginski said...

Sweet!

*steps forward and slams fist into the ground, sending Nix and Zaf flying back*

Drew O'Connor said...

*tries to shift but it's painful, I howl in pain*

So come on then you coward? What are you waiting for?

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