Friday, June 15, 2012

Ireland/UK Tour

Okay then, here comes the places I'll be visiting in the Ireland/UK part of the tour. As mentioned previously, these will be weekend affairs- from Fridays to Sundays (mostly)- and they'll mainly consist of public signings.

30 Aug - 3 Sept:
Dublin
Bray
Drogheda
Cork

7 Sept - 9 Sept:
London
Bournemouth
Southampton

13 Sept - 15 Sept
London
Birmingham
Liverpool

And I'll also be appearing at the Bangor Literature Festival, the Mountains to the Sea festival in Dublin, and the Cheltenham festival.

The fact that I can't visit EVERYWHERE is always a shame, but we do try and spread the love as much as possible. This time around, my publishers took into account that I'd be in Australia/NZ for the previous two weeks, so I reckon they took pity on me. Maybe it was all the manly crying I did. We'll never know...



Eagle-eyed Irish readers may also have noticed that I shall be appearing on the "Celebrity Mastermind" quiz show, starting on TV3 this Sunday. I'm not sure what episode I'm on (I think it airs on July 1st but I'm not sure). For those who don't know, Mastermind is a show where you are asked questions about a chosen topic, and then you're asked general knowledge questions. I'm not going to say ANYTHING about what happened (we recorded it a few weeks ago) so you'll just have to watch to see how well I did. Or not, as the case may be. Ahem.


Let's see, anything else...

The Forums are back up, thanks to a load of readers who chipped in and paid the website domain fee. You Minions are amazing, you really are. Anyone who hasn't visited really should, if only to raise an eyebrow or two at the topics being discussed...! skulduggeryforums.co.uk.


Oh, and sometime soon (don't know exactly when) we'll be releasing Chapter One of Kingdom of the Wicked for you to read over at skulduggerypleasant.com, a chapter entitled "The Butterfly and the Wolf"...

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Cat said...

were you a vampire, too?
was it in colour?

Luciana said...

I'm distant, because I am making things! Cx
And it's good to know you're okay, today! XD

ValkyrieMarshmallow said...

Hi Lynxia! Good luck dress shopping... I hte dress shopping....

Lynxia Lost said...

NI, I was human Cat and yes, in colour. It was all fuzzy and weird.

I might be a little behind on commenting. I'm on my phone. XP

Lynxia Lost said...

*No

Helena Ember Sky said...

I have to go guys but if you want to talk to me e-mail me at caravan.evil@gmail.com Even you Derek! I want to invite you to dinner! Please all e-mail me.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

dont worry Lynxia

im behind cuz im reading

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

bye Hel and will do!

Luciana said...

Bye, Hel! :D

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Helena!

Cat said...

Would you know any... books, or something, that is good at deciphering recurring dreams? i love deciphering other peoples, but doing mine is a chore and it never works.

Cat said...

by helena.

Lynxia Lost said...

Bye Hel!!

I should have brought my notebook so I could write. I javent written any of Crescent in ages. I was having a little fun with By Force/Guardian.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

i know none

Eve the ROCK said...

You can google sites that tell you about your dreams

Cat said...

normally i wouldn't do that kind of thing... but apparently 'true wisdom is entertaining an idea without fully beleiving it. so i dont fully believe it but i am kind of gettting disturbed and i dont know what to do now.

Eve the ROCK said...

What was your dream about, Cat?

Cat said...

YOu do not want to hear me whinging about my dream.

Eve the ROCK said...

No one else has anything better to say :)

Begin

Luciana said...

WEIRD DREAMS ARE EXCITING. Cx

Cat said...

My dream began in a hospital as well. i hate hospitals, and i didnt know why i was there.
i walked out, and then this little bit of smoke fluttered away from me, and i started runnning way from it. ( i cant run in real life, but... this was a dream. just a dream.)
i looked back- i know, you should never look back, but i did.
it was... indescribable- but i knew it was me.
it began chasing me down a rocky slope, and i stumbled. it caught up with me, shoving me into a hole, only about a metre in diameter... i fell for so long...
and then i reached the bottom, and the thing was there.somehow, it pushed me into a hole in the solid rock, this little tomb much smaller than the tunnel i fell down.
he stabbed upward at my heels, so i couldn't walk, and pins in my pupils so i couldnt see.
i dont quite know how i know what he was doing, but he began to fill the tunnel.

Anonymous said...

Hello.

Cat said...

i couldnt see, but i could feel... spiders, insects, i dont even know what crawling in my hair, over my eyes, on my neck, drawn by blood.
somehow i got my arms up to my chest and began to scratch, with my fingernails, at the solid rock.
they chipped and peeled off- i could feel blood on my fingers, on the wall. i kept scratching, putlling skin and muscle away from my fingertips untill they were bone.
then i was me on the surface, listening to me underneath, screaming, kicking.
i felt like i should have felt freedom... but i still felt like i was down in the hole.
and then i was, just in time for me to wake up.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

fr-eeeee-ky

Lynxia Lost said...

I have to go now!!! Byeeee! *hugs*

Cat said...

Hellow all.

Cat said...

by Lynxia

Luciana said...

HELLO.

BYE, LYNX! *hugs*.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

hello Phoenix!

Anonymous said...

Bye Lynxia...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

bye Lynxia!

hi Cat and L!

Anonymous said...

Hey Miss Cain!

Cat said...

Hello ms cain.
Eve, i think the oddest thing was...
even though i was digging, i swear to any god you choose that that space was getting smaller.

Anonymous said...

I don't remember my dream...

Anonymous said...

Dreams are just things your subconscious comes up with to process what you learned the day before.

Anonymous said...

So don't be scared.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hmmmm..... Maybe you're beating yourself up for something, or trying to be someone you're not

Cat said...

not scared, but the same dream every night for over a week.

Cat said...

what is it processing that's taking so long?

Eve the ROCK said...

Or you're trying to accomplish something, but things aren't working your way

Anonymous said...

Hi Eve! Good to see you. Oh, Godess... I'm going to need to make a shopping list again.

Cat said...

brb

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

ive nearly finished Starters
ive got to stop reading so fast

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Mith!!

Anonymous said...

Cat, Eve, Miss. Cain, Luciana Scath. Is that it?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

kay Cat

Eve the ROCK said...

And bye Lynxia!!!!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

i think so Phoenix

Anonymous said...

Okay. Not THAT big of a shopping list...

Eve the ROCK said...

Sup Mith?

Anonymous said...

Sleepy. Can you call me Birdy? That's what everyone else calls me...

Eve the ROCK said...

Okay, birdy!

You realise that every time you leave, I'm going to say "Bye bye birdy", right? :P

Anonymous said...

Luciana! On your profile pic... Is that L?!

Anonymous said...

Ok...

Anonymous said...

My friend Jessica came up with it. Luciana, I think you met her.

Luciana said...

YES. L and Light. <3
I ship it so hard.
And Light is my favourite. <3

Eve the ROCK said...

Actually, never mind. I have no idea what that means, my dad said it yesterday. I still don't get it. O_O

Luciana said...

Yes. I talked to Jessica. C:

Anonymous said...

One of my friends is obsessed with L... She says he's a better detective that Skulduggery. OMG PANCAKES!!!! Bye.

Anonymous said...

Brb.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

kay Phoenix

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Mith!

Eve the ROCK said...

I mean okay!

Cat said...

with L?

Becky Allaker said...

S'UP DOODS!

Cat said...

Hi Becky...
nice pic

Cat said...

How are you?

Becky Allaker said...

You bet it is c:

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

hi Becky!

check this out
http://myoddandawesomelife.blogspot.com.au/2012/06/skulduggery.html

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Loki!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

brb

Cat said...

you missed so much.

Cat said...

see you later

Luciana said...

Sorry, I was on the phone...
I give in...

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Cat!

What do you mean, Luce?

Luciana said...

I give in...
I don't even want to try anymore when when I actually try to help someone it gets thrown back in my face...When I express my worry for someone it's taken as betrayal...

Rose Black said...

Hi

Eve the ROCK said...

Yeah, it's hard when you're trying to make someone feel better, coz everyone reacts differently to different things

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi P!nk!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

hi Pink!

Becky Allaker said...

CAIN THAT WAS YOU ON DA YGVUJSFG. I am so jelly it's unreal.

And I know how that goes! I got totally ignored when I tried to help a friend. Fell out. She wouldn't accept MY apology, she then bitched behind my back, which then lead me to find out another person I got along with was a moron.

People are strange.

Rose Black said...

Hey Eve, Luciana, anyone else who may be on.

How are you all?

Rose Black said...

Hi Becky, Miss.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

people ARE strange Becky

Eve the ROCK said...

I'm pretty goose :)

Becky Allaker said...

MISS BECKY, MISS BE NOT BAD. Had an utterly unproductive day which is annoying but okay otherwise, yourself?

Rose Black said...

I'm good thanks. Gonna see Derek tomorrow. :D

Becky Allaker said...

hvkudshvnihnhvdjv lucky. Whereabouts? If you remember, can you tell him that Becky says hi? He'll know who you mean, god help him XD

Anonymous said...

Hi Becky, hi Rose!

Rose Black said...

In Dalkey, Dublin. For a book festival.

*adds Becky to the list of names that say hi*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

im fine

considering i just got a giant Skulduggery that i hyperventalted about

im fine

Rose Black said...

Hi Phoenix!

Anonymous said...

Omg. Loki is amazing!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

WB Phoenix

Anonymous said...

Hi Rose! Whats up?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

ive really gotta finish my homework by monday

Anonymous said...

Thanx Miss Cain. Pancakes were amazing...

Rose Black said...

The ceiling! The sky! The atmosphere! The stars! The sun! The moon! The.... *runs out of things*

Oh wait, astronauts!

Anonymous said...

Last day of school is a Monday... And it's a half day. How dumb is that?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

so true Pink!

*starts to giggle*

Becky Allaker said...

I'M SO GLAD THAT EVERYONE LOVES LOKI.

Cain, sleep with your eyes open.

I AM JUST WAITING TO POUNCE

just don't open your microwave or you'll ruin the surprise.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

that IS dumb Phoenix

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

ok Becky....

*is clearly not understanding any of what Becky is saying*

Becky Allaker said...

...I'm gonna steal your...

NEVER MIND.

Anonymous said...

Me neither... Um, Becky...? Are you mentally stable?

Becky Allaker said...

Also, am I the only one that pictures Tom Hiddleston as Ravel? Yes?

ok.

Becky Allaker said...

Also, am I the only one that pictures Tom Hiddleston as Ravel? Yes?

ok.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

wait
i understand now
*nods*
my giant Skulduggery

Becky Allaker said...

Phoenix, no. No I am not.

Ask anyone.

Becky Allaker said...

*blows raspberry at Cain and sulks*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*googles Tom Hiddleston*

i see why you do Becky

Anonymous said...

Wait... Is Tom Hiddleston that guy from Prometheus? 'Cause if he's not, I have no idea who he is...

Luciana said...

Hello, Becky..

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

i think its Avengers

which im going to see tomorrow!!

Becky Allaker said...

:| no that's Michael Fassbender. Tom Hiddleston plays Loki.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

knew it!

Becky Allaker said...

CAIN YOU'VE NOT SEEN THE AVENGERS YET? GAAASSSP *throws Thor helmet down in horror*


HELLO MY LOVE! *tackle hugs luciana*

Luciana said...

*attempts a smile and fails*.

Becky Allaker said...

TOM HIDDLESTON BEING THE GORGEOUS BEAST IN MY PROFILE PHOTO.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

not yet

tomorrow

and i cant believe i havent seen it myself Becky

Anonymous said...

Oh!!! Hmm... Maybe. I KNEW the name was familiar... And Miss Cain, Avengers was AMAZING!

Becky Allaker said...

N'aw, girl :C *hugs face*

Eve the ROCK said...

I'm gonna go to bed now

Bye!

Becky Allaker said...

Ive seen it twice. NEED to see it again.

brb

Anonymous said...

Is.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

L!!!

i just relised
(because i can be an idiot some times)
that your picture is of Light and L

and i only read Deathnote on Friday

Luciana said...

Bye, Eve.
Okay, Becky..

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

bye Eve!

kay Becky

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

and the floating apples

Anonymous said...

Bye Eve...

Becky Allaker said...

I've watched Death Note, I have it on DVD. It's pretty good.

Becky Allaker said...

Bye Finbar's Lost Rock!

Anonymous said...

I'm disappointed that they don't feature Loki's daughter in Avengers... That would have been amazing.

Luciana said...

I've read most of Death Note.
I just wish I had a Death Note, right now...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

theres a Deathnote dvd??

ive only read the comic story one

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

my friend is giving me part 2 on Monday

Becky Allaker said...

Sleipnir?

Sleipnir was in Thor, very briefly. Odin came to save Thor's butt on jotunheim riding her x3

Luciana said...

The manga, Cain..

Anonymous said...

No, Hel. She's a cool monster...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

yes, L

the manga

Eve the ROCK said...

Msd

Becky Allaker said...

Yup!

And pffft. I could do with one too.

Did I tell you my brother got jumped on by seven chavs, Luciana? At the Jubilee party. We live next door to the one that started it.


Granted, the chavs came out worse because the didn't know my brothers, Adam (toured in Iraq) and Daniel (ex security guard) were there.

Heheh I wonder if they've recovered from their pasting yet...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

okay Eve!

when did you come back??

Luciana said...

Hello, again, Eve. And okay..

Becky Allaker said...

You know, Derek should have a line in the books about using your knees rather than feet. Adam messed his foot up kicking a chav that went at him...

Anonymous said...

Chavs? Pardon my ignorance, I'm American...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

i agree Becky

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

except, like Phoenix, chavs??

Anonymous said...

Ahem. Would someone enlighten an ignorant American?

Becky Allaker said...

Um. They don't work, they think they own the streets, they walk around in pyjamas, do drugs, drink alcohol, attack people that have never done anything to them.

And talk weird because they have such primitive brains.

And walk like they have a rug under each arm.

They're basically like gangsters only not as dignified.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

i wikied it

made no sense cuz its in wiki language

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

ahhhh
makes sense now

Anonymous said...

Ah. Ok.

Anonymous said...

When we're gangsters dignified?

Becky Allaker said...

Once you see a chav, you realise that gangsters actually have some dignity.

Some.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

hey Flame!

Becky Allaker said...

OH HEY GUYS ANYONE HERE LIKE 30 SECONDS TO MARS?

Hi Flame :3

Luciana said...

Hello again, Flame.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

30 Seconds To Mars are epic!!

Luciana said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q2dyR5YNTw

You should all listen to this...
I listen to it, especially when I am sad...It never fails to cheer me up. <3

Becky Allaker said...

LUCIANA HJGEDSGVJEGF oh god I'm giggling. *throws blanket over link so Derek doesn't see it*

Cain, you rule

Anonymous said...

Hi Flame.

Becky Allaker said...

I'm glad it cheers you up c:

Anonymous said...

Ghs

Anonymous said...

2

Flame Phoenix said...

HEY. WHO HASN'T READ MY NEW EPICA POEM.....?

Anonymous said...

T

Anonymous said...

Me.

Anonymous said...

Me.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*giggles*

i love it Becky!!

Anonymous said...

1

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*starts singing along*

Luciana said...

It reminds me of you, so of course it cheers me up. It gives me that boost of confidence I need. The fact that you're there for me. *hugs Becky*. I can't thank you enough! <3
We seriously need to meet, one day. Just because we need a huge beautiful group hug and then we can hear everyone's sexy accents. :'3

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

i NEED the lyrics!!

Luciana said...

Told you she was talented..

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

i love accents!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hello

Anonymous said...

Ownage!!!!!!!
I dedicate this page to:
COOKIES!
Nicholas Flamel not dying...
Meeting Derek Landy
Scatty saving the day.
My bucket list.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

hi Val!

Anonymous said...

Hi Val!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

nice ded Phoenix!

Flame Phoenix said...

http://skulduggerypoetry.blogspot.ie/2012/06/here-me-out.html#comment-form

Anonymous said...

Aw...gotta go.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

im replaying that

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hello Miss Cain! Hello L! Hello Stalker!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

bye Phoenix!

Flame Phoenix said...

PHOENIX YOU JUST |RUINED THE LAST BOOK!!!!!!!!


SHUSHHSHSHSSH

Flame Phoenix said...

PHOENIX YOU JUST |RUINED THE LAST BOOK!!!!!!!!


SHUSHHSHSHSSH

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Bye Stalker!


Hi Flame!

Luciana said...

Nathan has an awesome accent. Then Ellie is Irish, which speaks for itself. Joe is...We need to hear Joe's voice...Becky has a really nice voice, too. Both singing and speaking. Then Andrew is Scottish, so...Yeah, beautiful accents all round.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*sings along again*

Becky Allaker said...

Changed my photo again.

And thanks Cain X3

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

kills the bad guys!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I just have a boring American accent... :( I can sorta do an English accent, I think, a little bit.

Flame Phoenix said...

Stalker?!

YOU forgot ME. Val! ME?

How could you forget, ME?

Hey, btw.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

i love your singing Becky!

im gonna keep listening to this until i get sick of it

which will be a while

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*continues to sing*

Luciana said...

Bye, whoever left.
Hello, Val!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I didn't forget you.

Becky Allaker said...

WOAH WAIT NEW PAGE.

hgdjhgdsgv thank you my dear :'3 And we do need to meet, so bad.

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