Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Dalkey! And Forums!

For all you readers in Dublin/Wicklow, I'm going to be appearing at the Dalkey Book Festival this Sunday at 12 PM...

And does anyone know what happened to the Skulduggery Forums? It seems to have been replaced by a... web-sitey... thing...

And because I have nothing further to add, here are two well-timed photos...



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Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Yay!! 1st!!

Random Comments said...

New page! Yay!

Elle said...

What does that involve? Like, you'll just be going or you'll be speaking? At first i thought it was a signing... I wonder will I be let go because I live in Louth. Hmmm....

Niamhy Jay said...

HEY ALL
*hugs*
How's everyone??

nights.raven said...

hi NJ!

Mary Contrary said...

*hugs NJ back*
I'm grand, thanks! How're you?

Random Comments said...

why are we all screaming first? does it count to be first on the second page, or something? because that's really 200th

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Ded time...

I dedicate this page to storms
Because they are scary, awesome and freakin scary all at the same time

nights.raven said...

congratulations, Miss Cain :D

Luciana said...

Random, try pressing 'F5'. ^_^

Mary Contrary said...

Very true, Random. Very true indeed.

Luciana said...

NJ! *attacks with hugs*.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*hugs NJ back*

Hi Darquesse!!

Mary Contrary said...

Awesome dedication, Miss Cain!
Storms ARE awesome. ^-^

Niamhy Jay said...

I am drenched!!
Walked up in the rain from the stop :P

Niamhy Jay said...

I love storms :D

Drew O'Connor said...

Well as I said Holly, I have no problem emailing you any of the audiobooks.

Same goes for anyone else if you would like them.

It's just I know how expensive they can be, I saved up a lot of money to get the whole six of them.

Random Comments said...

And now I'm confused. I posted too much.

Luciana- thanks, didn't know that. that was on the last page, though.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Well there is a giant storm going on in Perth

I think it's stopped now

Well, for now...

Kribu said...

Holly - yeah, I agree.

It's one thing to start anew; if that's what it takes, that's fine. But some of those threads in the General Discussion forum were just awesome. (And yes, I do mean the Valduggery & Pairings threads in particular, although not just them!)

Most forum software comes with export features but those can only be accessed by admins if they have access to the live forums... if not, like what we're probably dealing with here, the database would need to be exported via the site control panel and that's something only Gen could do. :-/

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I thought it was yellow corn lol

Random Comments said...

Taia- anything in particular that's true? everything I write is true, except when its not.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Alrightio, I'm off

Bye bye!!

nights.raven said...

Darquesse?

Niamhy Jay said...

Bye Miss Cain!!
*hugs*

nights.raven said...

bye Miss Cain

and i told u all i would comment on an old comment :P

Mary Contrary said...

Yes, sorry Random. What you said about 1st comment really being 200th comment. :P

Luciana said...

Bye, whoever left.

And yellow corn is modified scientifically. ^_^

Also, my comments take 5EVR to show up. *laughs*.

Mar-Chu said...

OH! Dear lord I thought that first picture was a woman wearing a dog costume.

And that cat is my new best friend. C"mere kitty!! Heeeere, kitty kitty kitty!

Mary Contrary said...

Bye Miss Cain! *waves*

Random Comments said...

WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT CORN?!?!

Anyone know the name for ?!?! on another note entirely.

Niamhy Jay said...

Nope :/

Random Comments said...

whats 5ever? I thought it was 4ever?

Random Comments said...

Sadly, I can't remember the answer to my question, so I can't tell you.

Luciana said...

Because, I told you, my random tangents that create conversations. *grins*.

Random Comments said...

Its better than being quiet, I guess.

Mary Contrary said...

Maybe because Corn is cool?

I don't know, exactly, the name for '?!?!', but my guess would be something along the lines of 'Question Mark, Exclamation mark, Question mark, Exclamation mark.'
Or 'QEQE'.
Which actually sounds pretty cute..

nights.raven said...
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Random Comments said...

Taia, theres actually a name for it, but I can't remember it.
It was in a book I read. :(

Mary Contrary said...

Oh, really?
Well, now I'm curious...

Still, I can live with qeqe, until then..

nights.raven said...

qeqe?

Kribu said...

Random and Taia - !? is called an interrobang.

Star Inkbright said...

HI PEOPLE!

Wbd.

Luciana said...

5evr is one more than FORever. For sounds like 4 so it's funny. ^_^

Elle said...

Hi everyone! Haha, I'm new I just joined Blogger today to go on this Blog and comment on it and stuff. Although I might make my own blog about books, you never know! I really like the Kingdom of the Wicked Anticipation thread, I read the whole thing yeterday. All 58 pages of it *facepalm*

Elle said...

Yes, nights.raven? Aagh it's taking me a while to get used to this little comments yoke. Why is it in a little box??

Mary Contrary said...

Hey Darquesse! Nice to meet you!
*offers Darquesse a cookie*

I joined Blogger for precisely the same reason. :D

nights.raven said...

hi Darquesse! Welcome to the Blog! *hands her a 'welcome to the blog' cupcake*

Elle said...

nom nom, cupcake/cookie yay!

Luciana said...

ONE OF MY FRIENDS IS THREATENING TO SHOW A CONVERSATION WHERE I REPEAT THE WORD 'F*CK' SO MANY TIMES IT IS UNREAL. BECAUSE I AM SO ANGRRRRRRYYYYYy. D:

Mary Contrary said...

Interrobang, huh? Makes sense, I suppose. And it's a rather funny word. :P
Still, I like the word 'qeqe...

Elle said...

Has anyone read the KOTW Anticipation/ Speculation? It had ssuch good ideas... And funny ones LOL. Everyone's so nice on here :)

Luciana said...

Hello, anyone that has appeared.

Sorry, I am so p*ssed off it's unreal..

Lynxia Lost said...

Hi guys!! Won't be able to stay long and after today I won't be on much for a couple of weeks.

Nicole Cerundolo said...

'Ello everyone! :3

nights.raven said...

:)
i dont think i have read it..

nights.raven said...

:)
i dont think i have read it..

Lynxia Lost said...

Hey Ruby! Me not seen you in... A long long time!!!!! XD

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Raven! Hello! *glomps*

Mary Contrary said...

Wow, L. That's a little harsh of your friend, isn't it..?

Hi Lynxia! *waves*

Hi Ruby!! *waves*

Elle said...

You should, it's really good. Lots of new ideas about stuff like how Valkyrie turns into Darquesse etc. :)

Elle said...

You should, it's really good. Lots of new ideas about stuff like how Valkyrie turns into Darquesse etc. :)

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Hi Taia! *glomps*

I'm in a very huggy mood today. I don't know why...

Luciana said...

Hello, Lynxia.
And that's a shame):
You'll be greatly missed. D:

Random Comments said...

I'm BACK!!!!!

It is interrobang, thank you.

nights.raven said...

hi ruby! *glomps back*

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Raven... Ah, I've missed hanging with the minions!!! :D

Lynxia Lost said...

Ah, oh well. I promised myself I wouldn't come on today and not say anything but today has just been so bad that I just need a break.

Lynxia Lost said...

WB Random Comments!

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Hello, Random! I don't believe we've met. *waves*

Random Comments said...

And I don't have anything to say :(

Luciana said...

And nope.
I've not said a sentence to him without a swear in it, up until literal moments ago. ^_^

nights.raven said...

wb random

Luciana said...

How'd your exams go, Lynx?

Random Comments said...

I haven't posted much, except on this post. I posted at least 50 times here so far, but I've been gone for half an hour and no one noticed:(

Mary Contrary said...

*hugs Ruby back*
Well, it's certainly been a while since I last spoke to you. :P

On a random note: I keep getting the fright of my life as I type. A friend drew a mustache on my finger, and it keeps appearing when my hand crosses the middle of the keyboard. xD

Random Comments said...

The dog picture confused me for a while. I thought it was a lady with a dog mask at first, too. (To someone who posted probably over 50 comments ago)

Mary Contrary said...

Okay. I'd like to apologise for being slow, now. I don't know WHY i'm being slow, exactly. Just, am...

Luciana said...

Purple bananas are good for you.
The blue ones are the ones you ought to look out for.

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Random, when I left for a few MONTHS no one noticed.

(>^~^)> Taia! I know, I know, I've been neglecting the blogs except for one blogly post. Life's been hectic, but now it's summer!

Derek Landy said...

HI Holly,

Thanks for the info! As for the competition, what usually happens is that Harper Collins whittle the entries down to a manageable level, and they send me the shortlist. From there I pick the winner.

Kribu- all those wonderful pages of seriously worrying analysis- lost!

Zafira, I know what NASCAR is, yes...! I'm assuming Talledega Nights is an accurate representation...?

Skully4hire- 547 in taxes?? Good God!!

Luciana- you wrote about Skulduggery in your history exam? Ahem. You DO realise I made them up, right...?

Emerald- be sure to remind me that I know you from this Blog!

And now I have work to do...

Random Comments said...

Has the group that wanted to put Bliss in charge, destroyed the Sanctuary in DD, and manipulated the other baddies been named yet? (W/out spoiling DB, please- I'll finally get it next month)

Luciana said...

#DEREK.
PMHRgt07hyuxfp-vlo0jiojnx;

PLEASE STAY. I NEED TO ASK YOU A QUESTION ABOUT DARQUESSE!

Luciana said...

Also, yes. Yes I do.
But Mortal Coil, Dark Days and Death Bringer were good references to make in my history exam...

Mary Contrary said...

Awesome, Ruby!
My summer break doesn't start for another five or six weeks, yet.
Luckily, the majority of those weeks won't be too hard. Things start to slow down a little at this time of year.

Random Comments said...

Thanks, Derek. I asked that, too.

nights.raven said...

hi derek!!!!!

Nicole Cerundolo said...

OH MY GOLDEN GOD DEREK LANDY!

Luciana said...

Also, I just hurt my fingers keyboard smashing because OH MY GOLDEN GOD IT WAS THE GOLDEN GOD.

Random Comments said...

Luciana- please tell me how that worked! that was the exam you didn't do well on, though wasn't it? is that why?

Nicole Cerundolo said...

I HAVE NEVER BEEN ON AT THE SAME TIME AS YOU!

Lynxia Lost said...

DEREKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 MASTER DEREK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GET NICK PHOENIX, JOHN WILLIAMS OR HANS ZIMMER TO WRITE THE MUSICAL SCORE FOR THE FILM!!!!

AND IF YOU HAD TO WALK INTO MORDOR (you can do it, your the Golden God!!!!!) WHO WOULD IT BE WITH???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nicole Cerundolo said...

THAT IS INCREDIBLE. I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I-- UM-- dammit. My head was full of brilliant thoughts to say to you. Plenty of wonderfully brilliant ideas. They're just... not here...

I ADORE YOUR BOOKS. <3 YOU ARE AN INCREDIBLE WRITER. AND I WILL FOREVER BE A DEDICATED AMERIMINION.

Mary Contrary said...

OH! It's Derek Landy!
*narrows eyes* Don't I get a hello? :P

I couldn't enter the 'ten times the awesome' competition in the end. My piece was just too freaking long...

Luciana said...

That's the part of the exam I did WELL on. And I know I did.
BUT THE SP REFERENCES MADE IT JUST PURE AWESOME.

Nicole Cerundolo said...

COME TO MASSACHUSETTS! PLEASE!

Lynxia Lost said...

Agrh!!! Me gotta go! Byeee!*shadow walks*

nights.raven said...

Derek are you still here??? Please still be here!!!

If u are, and i REAAAAAAALLY hope u are, do u know when and if u will be able to do an American tour?

Random Comments said...

John Williams, John Williams, or John Williams, you mean. He'd bring an electric guitar, so he could ROCK into Mordor.

Random Comments said...

Ruby- and SC!!!

Nicole Cerundolo said...

No, Derek, PLEASE be still on. NOOO. I don't want to miss the only chance... I have never in all the posts been able to say hello...

Luciana said...

BYE, LYNXIA.

Also, I am starting to like my theory of penguins a little more...

Derek Landy said...

Fine, I'll be here for the next,s ay, 4 minutes...!

Lynxia- if I were to walk into Mordor, I'd have Sauron beside me.

Ruby- you have amazingly good taste in writers.

Hello Taia!

Hi Ruby!

Nicole Cerundolo said...

OH MY GOSH HELLO! Yes, yes I do. I also enjoy George RR Martin, and you rank ABOVE him, so...

Mary Contrary said...

Last time I saw you in the comments section, Derek, I missed you by less than a minute.
Because my timing is bad, like that...

nights.raven said...

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY DEREK!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D

Random Comments said...

Not a guitar?
even an electric one?
There's probably no electricity in prehistoric times, though.

Luciana said...

Derek. Right.
Penguins.
Because Valkyrie Cain has a fear of penguins, does that fear transfer over to Darquesse, too? Because if so, DARQUESSE WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVEEEEEEEEEEE.
*runs away with a machete*.
*runs into tree*.

Nicole Cerundolo said...

I either want to hug you or yell at you for introducing me to Doctor Who... XD I now have:

A Doctor Who almanac, A TARDIS t-shirt, a clay Dalek I made that’s about three inches tall, a TARDIS that my cousin printed with a 3D printer for me, the lyrics of every single Chameleon Circuit song memorized, hundreds of quotes stored up, Doctor Who doodles on every other piece of paper, and I use phrases like "Allons-y!" or "Wibbly wobbly timey wimey" in daily life.

I think I'll hug you. (>^~^)>

Random Comments said...

I don't like George RR Martin.

Mary Contrary said...

*blinks*

What..?
You're staying? Really?
*grins*

I bet I helped to persuade you, there.

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Oh, and a Sonic Screwdriver and TARDIS mug thanks to my 8th grade graduation on thursday. :D

Nicole Cerundolo said...

What? Random? How can you not like George RR Martin? The books are long, but well written... not as good as the Golden God, of course, but...

Random Comments said...

You got graduation presents? Arrgh!

Ravel said...

Hey Derek! Have you checked the Skulduggery Wiki?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hi Derek!!! I have ortho today soo

But yay!!! You know Nascar :D

Luciana said...

I AM SO BLOODY HAPPY, NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Derek, you've just successfully stopped me from having yet another mental-breakdown. THANK YOU.

Mary Contrary said...

Okay then, Your Golden Godliness, a question.

If you were to have a pet dragon, what would you call it? What would it look like and what powers/abilities would it have?

Nicole Cerundolo said...

And... and... Oh God I should stop babbling but I have tried in numerous ways to contact other authors and I haven't been able to, and now YOU'RE HERE and I have NEVER been able to talk to you (Though I have written a draft for a letter that I should get around to editing and rewriting and sending)

And...

And you're incredibly awesome.

Random Comments said...

I like long books, but I didn't like his use of language. he uses it completely unnecessarily. Derek's at least make sense in the situations. (not to mention are lesser).

Luciana said...

I love the way I mention Derek blogspoke and Ravel turns up...*glares and beats up with a baguette then runs away* :P

Nicole Cerundolo said...

The stories are not only well written, but the plot is positively fantastic, the dialogue humorous and fast-paced, the characters well developed, the books as a whole are fantastically wonderful, and (_INSERT SOME INANE FANGIRL BABBLE HERE_).

I'll have to rewrite that letter, cause I'm using most of the stuff that I wanted to say THERE right now HERE on this blog. <3

Random Comments said...

My guess is Smaug

Nicole Cerundolo said...

I have a question, though. If I WERE to send a letter, and hypothetically it had a drawing enclosed, what would you like that drawing to be? (Anything except real humans, I can draw. Anime, animals, Doctor Who...)

Luciana said...

I am so happy.
Full of le happy.
OH GOD. HAPPY.

OH AND DEREK...
CAN YOU SAY HI TO LE GANG? PLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE??

Star Inkbright said...

SORRY, I DISTONATED SLIGHTLY TOO MUCH . . .

YAY!!!!!!!!!! DEREK'S HERE!!!!!!!!

Pleeeeease answer the penguin thingy, Derek. *points to L's comment*

Holly said...

Hi Derek - if you're still there, could you maybe drop some hints as to what Harper Collins will be looking for when they make a shortlist? I'm sure everyone here is dying to know. *puts on best innocent face*

Random Comments said...

Did I say like long books? I mean LOVE long books (Derek, that's a hint. Make the last three longer than the first six1)

Luciana said...

One cannot simply walk into mordor. UNLESS YOU'RE THE GOLDEN GOD.

Oh god, I LOVE LYNXIA! <3

Nicole Cerundolo said...

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 *spasming*

Dear Lord. After about an entire year of missing you on the blog...

Random Comments said...

I'm with Holly. I want to know if I have a chance of you at least reading mine.

Mary Contrary said...

Oh, and, Derek, is there an address I can send a letter to you at?
I wish to spam you with letters, but I need an address. :P
Something around Wales/In the UK?

And, don't worry. The letters WILL have some meaning. I promise.

Nicole Cerundolo said...

OR UNLESS YOU HAVE PSYCHIC PAPER LIKE THE DOCTOR.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im watching Pocono 400 from Sunday litterally 15 minutes from my house

Willow Storm said...

Heya!

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Then you CAN simply walk into Mordor.

Luciana said...

*hugs Star*
THANKS FOR POINTING THAT OUT, STAR! YOU'RE AMAZINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. XD *gives a purple banana*.

Random Comments said...

what about ROCK into Mordor?

Mary Contrary said...

HI WILLOW!

HI STAR!

And because I'm not sure that I've said it yet, HI DEREK LANDY, SIR!

Nicole Cerundolo said...

But... um... Just so y'know... my username used to be 'Nicole'. I'm that weird one. :D The one who wrote letter-length posts... (without replies, I might add. But they were mostly babble. About your incredible awesomeness.)

Luciana said...

I SECOND TAIA'S QUESTION.

AND HELLOOOOOO.

Random Comments said...

Or if you're on Sauron's side.

nights.raven said...

Derek, please still be here.

Do u know when and/or if you will be able to tour America?

Random Comments said...

Is he enjoying our ridiculous babbling or has he left us to babble?

Luciana said...

HI, GOLDEN GOD. I don't think I said hi...
BUT NOW I HAVE.

Random Comments said...

Especially SC?

Random Comments said...
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Mary Contrary said...

Oh, yes. On behalf of Ameriminions, well, *points to Raven's question*
I hope you can make it there some time soon.

Nicole Cerundolo said...

And WHEN you tour America *coughcough* come to MA. We're the best state, of course. And I'm dying to be able to go to wherever you are... when Christopher Paolini was in NEW YORK it was right before HSPT tests and I couldn't go... T . T

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Lol .....

Oooh what colours should I pick....doing SP theme on braces....hmmm

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Oh, he better still be here. XD <3

Black and something. XD

Mary Contrary said...

Luciana, you second my question? YAY!

But, might I ask which one? :P

Random Comments said...

Ruby- you are, but I deserve some love too, I come from MA. Derek, Come to SC

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Aw, Random, I love you~~~! <3

Don't worry, I'm not dissing other states. I'm trying to convince him not to overlook us.

Colleen McGuigan said...

Oh, god.... I MISSED HIM!! Did I...? Yeah I think I did... BUT: If you're still here: I just died. Because today, A girl bullied me, so I told her 'Well, yeah? I'm getting my friends Derek, Skulduggery and Valkyrie to come over here and kick your ass!!!'
She left me alone then.... MWAHAHAHAHA!! xD

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hmmm since im the mental one...black and uhm what colour RED yes red Dark Days is my favourite!

Why do I put U in words that the UK do?! Im insane

Derek Landy said...

Luciana- pffft, Darquesse is scared of NOTHING!

Ruby- 'twas my pleasure! And yes, yes I am incredibly awesome. Oooh, and a Dr Who/Skulduggery crossover picture would be awesome!

Ravel- I have indeed. It's really useful, even for me, to remind myself of certain facts!

Taia- my pet dragon would be called Taia, and its power would be to, like... y'know... ask weird questions n stuff...

Luciana- but of course. Ahem. Hello, le gang. Hello.

Ink- there are so many penguin questions I can't find the one you mean...!

Random- gotcha!

Holly- I haven't a clue what they look for! I'm assuming we get a load of badly written entries, but all I ever read are well-written things, so I can assume the best written entires make it to the shortlist...!

Nicole Cerundolo said...

He-he said he'd stay on... D-Derek? Golden God? Please tell me you're still there.

Luciana said...

ALL OF THEM.


ALSOOOOOOOOOOOOo, DEREK YOU BETTER BE HERE. AND I REALLY WANT YOU TO SAY HELLO TO LE GANG AND MAKE THEM ALL CRY WITH HAPPY.

Random Comments said...

But every author overlooks us. (except Rick Riordan, but we didn't give him a choice.)

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Yes! And I shall draw that immediately. <3 Prepare for an epic drawing sometime in the future.

Colleen McGuigan said...

Derek!! ; I shall repeat!! :
I just died. Because today, A girl bullied me, so I told her 'Well, yeah? I'm getting my friends Derek, Skulduggery and Valkyrie to come over here and kick your ass!!!'
She left me alone then.... MWAHAHAHAHA!! xD LOL!!

Luciana said...

Star was talking about my question. BUT THANK YOU DEREK.

Also, would you sign a baguette?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Derek are the penguins trying to eat you?? The mutts that want spoons

nights.raven said...

DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREK :D *hands him a plate of cookies*
i am going to assume by u not answering my question, that you dont know if or when you will be able to tour America, am i right?

Random Comments said...

gotcha? on what, exactly. I knew I posted too much.

Nicole Cerundolo said...

Now I am going to go draw that, so... g'bye, everyone!

(Oh, and with the contest I found, I WROTE AN ENTRY but I can't send it... >< So, ah, I'll just... I dunno... send it in the mail with my picture and letter...)

OFF TO DRAWING! YES! GOODBYE AND THANK YOU SO MUCH.

Random Comments said...

Nights.raven- I'd prefer to assume he didn't see it. then i can hold out some hope.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Meh....dang ortho..

I better be told im getting my cursed braces off! They agotate me

nights.raven said...

yeah, im hoping he just isnt seeing my posts, too
but, im guessing

thatweirdnerdnamedellie said...

I am just going to randomly say hi... Because it's what I do. HI DEREK! AND EVERYONE ELSE.

Willow Storm said...

I need to write, but I'm at dads who is a shithead and won't let me draw/ write/ read.

Elle said...

Okay, I know Taia commented about tis ages ago but I was looking at old Derek Landy blog posts, k? I entered the competition and in my first draft when I was only halfway finised I had 825 words but I miraculously managed to chop off ehhhh.... 375 words to have exactly 450! I spent so long doing that trying to get someting to work. I REALLY hope I at least get in te 10 runners up... What are the chances? :)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Lol

Hmmm. Derek think I'll have luck getting The Faceless Ones? Going to attempt Barnes and Nobles....

Derek Landy said...

Taia- best place to send them to us Harper Collins UK. Look for the Hammersmith address in the books, on the page with all the rights information...

Hi nightsraven! Still no word on an American tour!

Er, hello again Ruby...!

Random Comments said...

Derek! how dare you assume any of our entries are badly written! we're your Minions! (and Ameriminions.)

Ravel said...

YAAAAY The Golden God has visited the Wiki!

Is there any chance you plan to reveal specific dates that events happened in the books, and what years are each book set it? (The Wiki has guessed, although it's not been confirmed)

And I shall end this comment with:
SKULDUGGERY RULES! :p

Luciana said...

ELLIKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Holly said...

Derek, that's really good! A lot of people on Tumblr who are part of the lovely group of SP fans (we call ourselves Skuttlebugs, mostly) were a little worried that things would be randomly chosen, so it's nice to know it's fair.

Random Comments said...

Derek- darn it. I want you to come to SC!!

Willow Storm said...

I am going to say 'Hi' again.
HI EVERYONE! *Gives out cookies*

Luciana said...

DEREK.PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE go check the SP page and see the happy Le Gang you've just caused.
We're all seriously spazzing out.

Colleen McGuigan said...

Hey Derek :) Do me a favour and get Skulduggery and Valkyrie to come to my school and kill all the people who I don't like who bully me and my friends? Yeah, could you do that?? :D XX

Holly said...

Also, the owner of the skulduggeryforums got back to me! "I've only just become aware that the domain expired myself. However I've talked to the hosting company and they've assured me the information is still stored on their servers for the next 30 days, until I obviously cough up the money."

nights.raven said...

aw, ok *hands Derek another cookie and hugs him* I trust you will let us know the moment you know if ur gonna be able to tour america, you will wont you? *puppy dog eyes*

thatweirdnerdnamedellie said...

LOL YES. I BE ELLIKINS XD Oh and Derek? I just have one teensy tiny thing to say. You're awesome. XD

Willow Storm said...

I need to talk to Pink Rose or Komodo Devious. Where are they?

Luciana said...

Derek. You're actually my favourite person in the world, right now.
SO FRICKING HAPPY!
OH GOD. IF YOU MENTIONED THE DEFENDERS I'D JUST SOB INTO A BAGUETTE BECAUSE IT'S SO FRICKING AMAZING.

Random Comments said...

ValkryieCain whose name is misspelled- No, he'd convert them to being good little Minions, too.

Becky Allaker said...

ASDFGHJKL DEREK I HAVE APPEARED BECAUSE I SAW LUCIANA POST A PHOTO ON FACEBOOK AND WHATLE NOT so yes hello.

I wish to tell you that I have expanded my SP wall, and added to it the wonderful poster I won with my name in.

I had to hammer a nail into the wall to hang the frame it's in. I wore my Thor helmet to give my the mighty strength of the gods.

It felt good

Derek Landy said...

ValkyrieCain- I'm pretty sure you have succeeded in striking fear into her heart...!

Luciana- I dread the day you all start coming to signings with baguettes...!

HI Ellie!

Random- I was, of course, referring to those who are not TRUE Minions.. ahem.

Ravel- I'm never going to reveal what year each book is set, but I might reveal what years the war happened during. Maybe.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hmmm

Im trying Barnes and Nobles after ortho. I need The Faceless Ones....no assistant shall look at me like im crazy

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Colleen McGuigan said...

No!!!!!! I don't want him to convert them!!!!!!! I want them to suffer!! Feel my WRATH B*tches!!!!!! :P LOL

Random Comments said...

of course you were, Golden God.

Luciana said...

WE'RE BRINGING BAGUETTES TO THE NEXT SIGNING.
LE GANG, THAT IS.

nights.raven said...

Hey Derek, i have another question.
What is your advice for an aspiring author on getting published?

nights.raven said...

oh cool, 1st! :D

Luciana said...

I just screamed....
Literally screamed...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Val they deserve suffering

thatweirdnerdnamedellie said...

ASDFGHJKL HI. I might say that a lot now... If I do, ignore me. XD

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