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Bye Lav!!!
argh
gotta go again and have dinner
brb
Bye Miss!
Bye Miss!
Bye Val and Hel and Lav and Miss!
Oh, I already said bye to Val. Oh well.
Bye, Lav and Miss! :D
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
HI PEOPLE!
ZAAAAAAATH! LAVENDEEEEEEER! YOU CAMMMMMMME!
. . . When I wasn't here :P
OMGG I just stuck my tongye out irl! :P
I'm on a coach now, on the way to Birmingham. I didn't say msd, but I suddenly disappeared anyway, sorry . . .
Msd, csgd:(
*yawns*
I'm not tired! *plays Nyan Cat*
Yaaaaay!
Hellllllo?
WB Star!
STAR! *attacks with huggles*
*laughs at Mist* Oh dear god, Nyan Cat!
Hi Sparky!
SPARKY! *tacklehugs*
HOW IS EVERYONE? I'm wide awake, now. Just ache a LOTTT. *laughs*
My screen is so dim, I'm finding it hard to see it. I turned the brightness right down to save power. I'm away from 9 am to 8 pm, remember. . . I don't want to run out of charge.
Hi Ink!
Hi Sparky!
Hi Sparky! *yelps and refends self from the ferorcious attacking Huggles*
Two people who call me Ink are on now . . .*smiles happily*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS8pFJKUjfg&list=PL3C14444766460071&index=14&feature=plpp_video
*defends
Can't watch, Nix. Phone, AND I'm on a coach.
Niiiiiiiiiix? It IS three days to do the challenge, riiiiiiiiight?
back
hello Sparky and Star!
Thursday the challenge is due Stara
Hi Star!
Hi Sparky!
WB Miss!
Hi Miss!
*breathes sigh of relief* Das ist gut. Plenty of timeeeeeee.
Hi Black!
Hi again Miss Cain.
I could suddenly poof
Gee, Zathy almost seemed bright when he greeted me.
I kid, I kid.
I've also lost track of what's going on here, so forgive me if I don't greet and farewell and such.
Hello, anyone that has appeared.
May suddenly disappear.
EEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!
I upgraded myself! I'm not the Inky Octopus Girl and the Enemy of the Llamas anymore, I'm the Enemy of the Llamas and the Inky Octopus Servant of the Banana Lord!
Anyone wish to fight?
Okaaaaaay...
ahhh, maybe Nix...
Maybe later, Nix...
I'm too busy and lazy.
*frowns*
*laughs at Zathract's confusion*
You're a funny one.
I'm just asking, it wasn't like I was going to do anything about it
MWAH HA HA
*rises out of the inky lake* If ya want Weetanix.
I'm so confused...
*raises eyebrow*
saying mwah ha ha doesnt make me feel convinced
I'm not fighting.
FIRST?
i dedicate this page to... cake... yeah, cuz its yummy...
. . . You DO have Weetabix in Aus, right?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU.
*frowns*
Oh well. Amazing dedication idea can waaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt.
*jots down dedication idea*
I don't mind/care/pineapple
I want to write something...
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Star! Good that you brought it up too, coz I have to tell you something!
STAR, WE HAVE NO BANANAS.
Weetabix?
we have Weetbix
Course we do Star
We call it Weet-Bix
*gets out glass sword* It's an unbreakable glass, btw. Until it breaks, that is
Yeah, no a
yeah, what Eve said
Do you want to fight Star?
and Nix
. . . I profoundly apologise, Bababa Lord, bur I don't appear to have any spare banabas . . . Well, apart from . . . *runs off and digs up the purple banana L gave me agss ago* . . . THIS.
*laughs*
Oh, this is funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKrtbUinWOU&list=PL3C14444766460071&index=19&feature=plpp_video
*Banana
*is really struggling to see sceeen*
Yes I do, Weet-Nix with a hython instead on an a.
*screen
*of
You do?
Okay then
So... *throws pineapple at Star*
Damn it.
Bababa?
*examines purple banana and munches it*
*slices pinapple in half in mid-air before bombarding Weet-Nix with Weet-bix.
I mean, -bix*
There's another one here, Star. *hands purple banana*
*dodges Weet-Bix*
*grins evily*
*draws machete and slices purple banana*
WBD..
great, Weet-Bix
*looks at everyone talking about bananas and box and who knows what*
*smiles a little and walks down to the edge of the lake*
*sits, tuck knees into chest and plants feet firmly on the ground, watching the lake ripple over the toes of my boots*
*lifts head slightly and looks across lake*
*smile widens slightly*
ok L
*looks at sliced purple banana in horror*
*sobs* IT WAS SO YOUNG!!!!
AND PURPLE!!!
AND IT IS STILL PURPLE!
AND STILL YOUNG!
*carries on sobbing*
*looks at sliced purple banana in horror*
*sobs* IT WAS SO YOUNG!!!!
AND PURPLE!!!
AND IT IS STILL PURPLE!
AND STILL YOUNG!
*carries on sobbing*
*giggles cuz im mean*
im going to go watch I.T. Crowd now
bye!
*comforts Star then cries as well*
I.T. Crowd! Awesome!! FUNNEY!
Bye Miss!
Bye, Cain!
I.T Crowd is great! x3
Bye Miss!
You seem to be in a good mood, Sparrrrrrrrky
Bye Miss!
*looks back over lake*
Yeah Eve, I am.
Is it just a random good mood? *is writing an essay on moods*
*growls* INK SHALT GET THEE FOR THAT, WEET-NIX THY BANANA-MURDERER*
*throws glass dagger at Nix*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKrtbUinWOU&list=PL3C14444766460071&index=19&feature=plpp_video
I'm in a devasted mood and a murderous mood, Banana Lord.
*dodges glass dagers*
*goes up to Star and knocks her sword out of her hand*
*pushes Star in lake, making sure she doesn't drag me in*
*takes a few steps back*
No, there's reason behind it.
Always reason behind it.
*generates millions of purple bananas with mind* Coz you know, I have an infinite supply.
What's the reason?
Nix! *tackles into the lake*
You shouldn't be so mean.
(@Sparky)
*shoots out of lake on an inkwaterspout*
*delibratly falls on Nix, knocking him to the ground*
*gets out another dagger*
*picks up twig and draws a patten in the gravel*
*wipes it flat*
Oh, it's nothing spectacular.
AM I IN THE LAKE OR NOT?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab8GtuPdrUQ
Looks like I'm nearly here . . . :/
I'm msd, remember.
YOU ARE IN THE LAKE, WEET-NIX.
IN AN INKY WHIRLPOOL. *is trying.to.get the whirlpool to drown Nix*
I gotta go
Bye now!
You probably won't see me til Thursday!
You'll miss me when I'm gone! I think!
Bye!
Did I mention that Im on MSD mode?
*is waiting for the reason still*
Okay Starrio
Bye Nix!! See you next week!!
Bye, Nix!
YES! YES YOU DID, MIST!
No Zathract, you did not.
Anyone can come sit next to me, it's quite soothing here.
..I'm just trying to decide what time of day to make it.
I'm thinking night with a full moon, or dawn...
*mutters darkly and refuses to say goodbye to Weet-Nix the Banana-Murderer and the Supreme Ruler of Dairy Products*
Nix, me and Eve all have titles nowwwwww:)
DAWN, Sparko.
Nightttttt. The night is so pretty...*smiles*
And all our titles have the word Banana in it!!!
*laughs at mine and L's contradictory answers*
One vote each.
I already had a title
I just forgot to do this
*pushes Star in the lake again*
BYE!
I VOTE NIGHT!
*laughs with Star*
I'm really nearly there :/
Really nearly really.
(I have a history with really nearly really nearlys . . .)
NIGHT, coz L wants it and what I want doesn't count as much as I'm going really nearly soon.
Night it is.
*climbs back out of lake* But you didn't gave a title with the word Banana in it, Weet-Nix.
IT IS NIGHT.
*is really nearly really nearly really nearly really nearly really nearly there*
*have
*smiles*
I like how the moon reflects a huge line across the water.
And then-
*picks up rock*
If you break the surface-
*throws the rock*
It's even better.
*rock plops into the water, shattering the line*
Bye Nix, have fun!
*buries all the purple bananas the Banana Lord summoned*
Wow, dimming your screen really DOES save your battery . . .
It does? *dims screen*
*frowns* We aren't so really nearly there as I thought.
Hmm...It really is good being back. Even if I haven't actually done much...
*pushes Mist in lake*
You've done more, now. *grins*
*laughs*
He fell right across the band.
I have my screen on minimim brightness. Unfortynately, on a sunny day like this it mames it almost impossible to see. I'm having to fix so many typos . . .
*climbs out lake and grins*
That used to happen so often. *shakes hair wildly like a metal band member on stage/dog*
Yes, I did just liken the two.
*laughs* I'll remember, later on today in my concert, that a stage is a dog. Hope I don't start laughing!
*turns water inky* Zath, you have ink in your hair. No, I don't it stains . . . MUCH . . .
Hmm. Do you think it would savd power on iPods as well. I reckon.
Oh, that's not actually what I meant...
*don't think it
I know, Zath. It just LOOKED like you said the stage was a dog.
I'LL BE ON A DOG LATER TODAY. *laughs*
*is singing Dig a Tunna from Lion King 3*
Probably, Eve.
*shrugs*
My hair is pretty much the darkest black, so it probbly won't show.
...Buuut... *pushes Ink into the lake anyway*
*darts up and scoops Lu, Zath, Ink and Eve up*
*dumps them all in the lake and laughs at them*
*sends sparks from my fingers and make a pattern of DL in a circle in the night sky*
*turns lake inky and swims around in it like an octopus*
*makes a whirlpool and laughs aa the others are tossed about in it*
Internet dying now. :(
Adios, bloglandians!
*grins* I AM THE LAKE MASTER!
Bye Zathy!
Bye, Mist!
FOURS ZATH!!!!! *stops swimming to wave madly*
*sinks*
*surfaces, coughing inky water*
*is still dry when in lake* EXPLAIN YOUR HAPPINESS!!! It baffles me!
Bye Mist!
I AM HAPPYYYYY BECAUSE I AM HAVING FUNNNN.
*is still in lake, but can't be bothered to move*
*repeatly pour inky water on Eve's head, trying to get her wet*
*repeatedly pours
*wonders why I'm not there yet* I should be.
...Okaaay...it hasnt died, so I'm still here.
MSD all the same though. *trudges out of lake*
HELLO AGAIN, MIST!
*shadowwalks out of the lake*
Okay...I'm all inky...Thanks, Star. *frowns*
Dark hair does NOT suit me...
*leaps out of lake and climbs up to favourite ledge* WB ZATH!!!
That's why it's my favourite Lu.
Wb zath!
You're welcome! :) *pretends not to notice sarcasm*
*sighs and draws all the ink back into myself, turning all the inky water into un-inky water*
I'm supposed to be blonde. *frowns*
I also can't pull of blue hair, no matter how much I want to.
I got told I'd be a great Clarabelle...I wasn't sure if it was a compliment or an insult. So I laughed.
YAY! THE SUN'S GONE IN!
I CAN SEE MY SCREEN NOWEWWW! :)
Gtg, bye.
Bye Star!
Bye, Star!
Awwwww bye Star!
Bye Ink!
He's not HUMAN!
I have to go for a little whiiiiillllllllllllleeeeeeeeeee. Convincing my parents to give me the money I earned.
Got my eye on three new books...
NIX WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE????!!!!
*swings baseball bat*
Bye Lucy Anna!
Bye Luce!
YOU HAVE THE NERV TO QUESTION ME?! DO YOU KNOW WHAT BECOMES OF THOSE WHO DO SO?!
Bye Lu!
Bye L!
Hi Nix!
I ASSUME THEY RECEIVE A CERTIFICATE
YOU ASSUME... Actually, you're right
Huh
*hands over certificate*
*munches on certificate*
WSD
Will Suddenly Disappear, like now
*goes, but will return later*
Bye Nix!
*munch*
Bye Nix!
*mmmmmmmmunch*
....*munch*
*munchmunchmunch*
*munch*
*munch*
*munch*
*munch*
*watches Eve munching*
Zath, do you know what she's up to?
hi
Phoenix.
*nods in his direction to acknowledge his presence*
(munching in slowmotion)
*mmmmmmmmuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnch*
Hi Phoenix!
....HAHAHAHAHA
yeah
brb.
Hello, again.
*is here briefly, but msd*
Hi Lu.
Hi Luciana!
Bonjour.
How should I know?
Hiya Pheonix.
Hi L!
Hello, Mist! :D
I've found three books.
I can afford them if my mum gives me my money from this week and last.
Then I'll also be able to afford another book, or two...Hmmm...All the books! x3
*lies down on the grass and looks up at the stars*
So many.
Lu, are you sure you liked it?
I get all the books, i get all the books.
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