New Zealand- from (roughly) the 8th to the 11th of August, I shall be visiting:
Auckland
Wellington
Christchurch
Australia- from (roughly) the 12th to the 21st, I shall be visiting:
Brisbane
Sydney
Melbourne
Adelaide
Perth
I know we have a few readers in Christchurch who read this blog, so I'm glad to be able to visit after missing out last time around. And I know most of you in Adelaide and Perth were CONVINCED I wasn't going to get anywhere near you (especially you guys in Perth) so, y'know... this tour's for you!
And now, because I realised whatever picture I post here also pops up on the Facebook page, I shall post another picture of Gina Carano. Because she's lovely.
And another of Ronda Rousey, keeping the "hand-wrap" theme going...
What do you mean they have nothing to do with what I've just posted?
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Bye Willow!
I'm leaving!
Bye Thrust!
Hi Willow! I like your pic. :)
Hello Willow !!!!!
Superllama !!!!
*chases llama and whips shadows at it*
HI CASSIDY!!!!
*waves*
*superllama comes up behind me while I'm waving and starts licking my hand*
*stares in horror at disolving hand* SOMEBODY GET ME SOME CRANBERRY JUICE!!!!
*inkerifies superllama in the eyes and runs while it's blinded*
HELP! HELP! I HAVE A DISOLVING HAND! CRANBERRY JUICE! HELP!
Okay, here goes:
I dedicate this page to the following.
To Derek Landy, for being a truly awesome guy, for writing truly awesome books, and for helping the vast amount of people that you have.
I'm going to stop complimenting you, now - Your ego is big enough, and besides, you already know all of this.
To the awesome people of Blogland, more specifically, Dereksville, for very similar reasons.
And to icecream. Because it tastes nice.
Bye, whoever is leaving.
Bye Thrust!! I just love your name btw!
Thanks Lav!! Obsessed with it! Only just found out about it an watched like half the episodes...
*tosses cranberry juice to Star*
*takes out bow and arrow and shoots at superllama, killing it*
Hi Star !!! *Waves Back* *Gives Cranberry Juice* :P
*stands over superllama with a fast-dissolving branch, victorious*
HA. I KILLED IT:)
*sees a large group of superllamas crashing through the trees*
. . . Damn.
*throws Star some apple juice* It's funny watching you run around.
*drinks cranberry juice* THANKS, GUYS. I OWE YOU ONE. *stops dissolving*
*summons Terry, the zombie super llama and gets on him sword in hand*
Nice ded, Taia. I like icecream too.
Willow, haven't seen it before. Looks interesting though.
Star, you okay?
Hehehe :D
@Lav it's adventure time. Marline the Vampire Queen is the person I'm the pic.
*Marceline
*makes shadow knives attack superllamas*
Oh. Yeah, I've heard of it. Again, yeah. I haven't seen it.
Oooohhhhh I have seen some advert for Adventure Time, I have been meaning to watch it !!! :3
*blocks most shadow knives and glares at Zaf* that's not very nice! Join the Super llama lovers society!
Thanks, Lavender!
I've gotta go.
Bye all! *waves madly*
Bye Taia!!!!!!
Bye Taia!
Awwwwwwww, Bye Taia *Waves back like a child* !!!! :D
*shadow walks behind willow and attacks with shadow knives*
no no no!! Me scared of llamas
*glares at apple juice* Hi Rim.
You want watch me fail with Rim, guys? You can of you want. It's funny. You know, the first time the superl-
NOOOOOOO!!!!!! NOT MY BANANAS!!!! YOU CAN'T DIG UP MY EMERGENCY BANANAS!!! THAT'S . . . THAT'S JUST INHUMAN!!!!! *runs in midst of superllamas and grabs at the remains of dissoolving bananas*
One of the superllamas: °°°¤¤¡ ¡¡~~¬¬§°|| ¶·°''+-
Star: Oh. Oh, yeah, you aren't human. Whatever.
*Gets Terrence to kick Zaf* Oww you cut my arm!!
Adventure time, come on grab your friends, we're going to very distant lands with Jake the dog and Finn the human the fun will never end it's adventure time.
I've got to go): But I'll try to stay on my phone...
Bye if you can't stay L!!!
Okay, L. Hope to see you soon.
I'm going to go again. Bbl.
Hehehe, Super Llamas !!!!! :3 They are a lot of trouble !! :3
See you soon L !! :D
Bye Lav!!!
*sits down high up in tree and weeps* . . . MY EMERGENCY BANANAS!!!
A superllama: ¤°#¥¶ ™¡|}¿ #|® {§¿™{ {&§©{ ~&¡[ =¥®] |[{<™[ °°¤¡|© {`§¡®…
Star: So what if I stole them from your planet? You weren't eating them!
Superllama: >&¡} #¥¿ #¿®
Star: . . . Well, you weren*t eating 2% of them . . .
Superllama: #[]©{¡¡¡¡¡
Star: I DON'T CARE IF THAT 2% WERE ALL ROTTEN!!
Superllamas: chew down tree*
A superllama: *stamps on Star*
Other superllamas: *joins in*
Star: MMPH-MM-MM-MMRLPP!!!! *is squished*
Bye Lav !!!! :3
Hello, all. :) Whats everyone up too? Studying for Irish exam-
Cade mar ata an aimsir inniu?
(What is the weather like. I think so..)
Oh! The Script just popped up on my iPod. Well, Do they count as studying for an Irish exam....? They are Irish... Yeah, I'm sure they count as studying :) Danny O'Donaghue = Me Gusta ;)
*Pets Terry* wow you really need a bath! Zombies do smell quite a bit.
* *chews
Hi VC!!! So many Vals...
*Uses air to lift all of the Super Llamas off of Star*
Bad Super Llamas!!!!!!
*Unsquishes Star *
I fight zombies....
Caldo de maiz = me gusta
Danny O'Donaghue = No me gusta
So many Vals, indeed. If the real Val was here, she'd sue us all ;)
Danny O'Donaghue !!! :3 *Melts* Gaahhhh !!!!!! Me luurrrvveesss Danny !!!!!! Xx
Hey, guys. Again.
And should I change back to Luciana?
I can't decide if I deserve to, or not, you see...
omg so exited that derek i coming to christchurch.Kinda hoping against all odds that I will be able to go
Star: *uses Last Resort Emergency Power (aka, turns into puddle of ink*
Superllamas: *stand around looking confused* ¤{[]¿ #¥[ \]}`} &©™{]¿¿¿ (Translation: "Huh? Where did she go???)
It's just a name. I guess Derek would be impressed that lots of people love his characters.
Hi L! Lots of people call you L so I guess it doesn't really matter but I personally prefer Luciana scath.
Star: Thanks Cassidy!!!! *uninks myself and runs*
Superllamas (SL): ¤{{[ {\>°[[ #¡¡¡¡¡¡ (translation: There she is!!!!!) *runs after Star*
~~~This=Love~~~ (NOT a crappy love song- I promise!) :)
It’s in the eyes of the children
As they leave for the very first time
And it’s in the heart of the soldier
As he takes a bullet on the front line
It’s in the face of a mother
As she takes the force of a blow
And its in the hands of the father yeah
As he works his fingers to the bone yeah
I’m standing under a white flag oh
Can you see me oh, can you see me oh
I’m standing for everything we have oh
Can you hear me oh, can you hear me
This is why we do it this is worth the pain
This is why we bow down and get back up again
This is where the heart lies, this is from above
Love is this, this is love
Love is why we do it love is worth the pain
Love is why we fall down, get back up again
Love is where the heart lies love is from above
Love is this, this is love
It's just that I see Luciana as a strong women, both mentally and physically...But who I an right now? I'm not so sure..
Sends shadow knives at the llma*
Safe and Sound <3
L, of course you deserve to change back to Luciana. Why wouldn't you, your amazing, great at writing, have wonderfull ideas and your just plain awesome !!!!!!!! :D
Your also an inspiration to alot of people!!! We look to you for help and you are strong !!!!
Just sat on my f****ng Leatherman that I was JUST using!!!!!!! God!!!!!!!!
Star: *trips over tree root* HOW DARE YOU, TREE ROOT??? HOW DARE YOU TRIP ME UP??? *glares at tree root*
SL: \]~°¡¡¡ >&]™_ >\]„ ~[}¡¡ (Trnsltn: Aha:!!! I see her!!)
One of the SL: *trips over Star*
Another SL: *trips over the first SL*
SL: *all trip over each other*
Star: Haha . . . *gets up, kicks the annoying ttee root, and gets running*
Star: *trips over SL* Oh, for the love of . . .
A SL: °"}&®[¿
Star: No, not the love of superllamas, you freak!!!
Wbd, revising...
Star: *panting, still running* Of course you deserve it, L.
SL: {&„ °[® #}~]]·
Star: Yes, she does.
SL: {&„ °[® #}~]]·
Star: Uh, YES, SHE DOES.
SL: *spits at Star*
Star: You big lying meanies. *watches arm dissolve*
Throws Star some cranberry juice* drink it only if you promise to use your inky powers to revive and clean Terry?!?!
Run run run!!!!!
*Throws more Cranberry Juice just in case*
*Throws more Cranberry Juice just in case*
Would it be possible, do you think, for someone's true name to also be their taken or given name?
I was pondering this thought whilst in Asda searching the shelves for the glorious SP books, they nad none... )':
I need to buy more.
Ok so my first comment oin Dereks blog!! Good luck in your JC ValkyrieCain, Im doing mine next year!! Wait... AUSTRALIA???? Ok mom, just so ya know, we're going on a holiday to Australia. Or New Zealand. Whatever your preferance.
I'm truly not sure L. I guess if someone else called them that then they would still have power over them.
Hi VM!!!
I thought the same, Rim.
I'll ask Derek!
The Man Who Can't Be Moved - My Favourite Script Song !!!!!!
Going Back to the corner where I first saw you
Gonna camp in my sleeping bag I'm not gonna move
Got some words on cardboard, got your picture in my hand
Saying, "If you see this girl can you tell her where I am? "
Some try to hand me money, they don't understand
I'm not broke I'm just a broken hearted man
I know it makes no sense but what else can I do
How can I move on when I'm still in love with you
'Cause if one day you wake up and find that you're missing me
And your heart starts to wonder where on this earth I could be
Thinkin maybe you'll come back here to the place that we'd meet
And you'll see me waiting for you on the corner of the street
So I'm not moving, I'm not moving
Policeman says, "Son you can't stay here"
I said, "There's someone I'm waiting for if it's a day, a month, a year"
Gotta stand my ground even if it rains or snows
If she changes her mind this is the first place she will go
[Chorus:]
'Cause If one day you wake up and find that you're missing me
And your heart starts to wonder where on this earth I could be
Thinking maybe you'll come back here to the place that we'd meet
And you'll see me waiting for you on our corner of the street
So I'm not moving, I'm not moving,
I'm not moving, I'm not moving
People talk about the guy that's waiting on a girl
There are no holes in his shoes but a big hole in his world
Maybe I'll get famous as the man who can't be moved
Maybe you won't mean to but you'll see me on the news
And you'll come running to the corner
'Cause you'll know it's just for you
I'm the man who can't be moved
[Chorus 2x]
Going back to the corner where I first saw you
Gonna camp in my sleeping bag, I'm not gonna move
Hello, Marshmallow.
*just taught phone how to spell Marshmallow*
How ya gonna ask him L?? Did he give you his email or skype or something??
Does anyone else like that one ??
Either wait for him to blogspeak OR ask him at tje next signing. x3
Star: How did the superllamas get into Blofland, anyway?
SL: >\}{ =\™~ {\¿®{_„ ~}[[ ~#`©[ }[~#[ {=°}]® =# {=[[{= =#[®={·
Star: What portal?
*portal opens*
Star: Oh. That portal.
Terry: {\{~ {\}} ~#]\{~{ =}[ =}[ {{# ~## ##}„ {=#· {{\# =}[ _>° ¤°[& °=¥}°„ {_°¥ ~}# ~\ =_>¤ }&[{ ~_>[· =\[ =#>&§§ ¥}_<[] =>}[}°{ ~<\§}>¤=&¥¥„ {\¥[°_ {#>#¥·
Star: Yeah, I know. Nice to see you too. Bye.
*superllamas disappear through portal*
Star: Ohhhh-kaaaay. *buries more emergency bananas* That's normal. *sarcasm*
Guess this was a tester. They'll be back again sometime, probably. They don't like keaving things unfinished.
??
:D
The*
Bloody autocorrect..
I like it Cassidy!!
*Blogland
Hey, Mrashmallow! Nice to meetya.
Hello L:) Im glad I contributed to your phones education! I LOVE The man who cant be moved!!!:D Wait, crap, its stuck in my head. Nice. Does anyone else have to upload their page every 2 secs to see the new comments?
*Marshmallow
Mutt penguins....
THEY BACK AGAIN THEY ATE DEREK BEFORE (tried to)
Woo !!!!!!!! :3 It's AMAZING <3 !!!!!
it's chewing the telephone wires.
Yes, Marshmellow, we have to refresh the page. It sucks.
Love all Script Songs :') They're my inspiration :) 700th comment :)
Wbd.
Yes i refresh it every two seconds !!!!!!! :D
Just press f5 VM.
My fav songs by the script are Breakeven and Fall For Anything!!!
Okay, Star. ^.^
Also, I'll take my name back tomorrow...I think...
Danny Long-Hard-To-Spell-Name-Beginning-D-O-U-G was a coach on The Voice UK:)
Oh deary me, i forgot to say hello to Marshmallow!!!! Hello!!!! I do apologise !!!! :D
Lol at the voice!! I liked Vince and Becky the best!
Hi Lola!!
He was indeed!!!!! I lurrrveeesss Danny O'Donaghue !!!!!!! <3 Xx
Becky The Vampire Slayer was amazing <3
WORST THING- AUTOCORRECT. :/
Lol, funny story:
I have this friend, and she's really small! And then tomorrow we are going to walk into school tomorrow with SWAG. Like, the big tall dark haired one who spends hours reading and on Blogland, and the little short one who's obbsessed with N-Dubz, walking in with SWAG. And all the asses who bully us can stare in envy, for we are the SWAG-NERDS. :) Envy us ;)
hi guys! I always miss the first page. I'm still waiting in anticipation for the dates of the UK tour.
Helllo Lola !!!
Hello, Lola
Hi Willow!!!
Hello Stella !!!
ohhhhh, g2g in 5 mins coz dinner's almost ready.
Hi Numbers!!
*PRESSES F5* OMG IT WORKS:) Hi cassidy tis ok!!! hi lola!
hi Cassidy!
Hi L
Hi Cassidy
Hello, Stella.
SWAG-NERDS !!!! Hehehe, 'tis amazeballs !!!!!!! :3
Hi peoples :) I loveeeeeeeeeee Danny<3<3 Oh My Ghastly I just LOVE him!!!!! :')
hi L, Lola and Valkyrie!
Hi Valkyrie
Just realized my leg is bleeding from when I sat on my Leatherman...
*gasps* THERE WAS A COMMENT REMOVED BY THE AUTHOR... does that mean hes reading this as we speak???? :O
No just the author of the comment. I thought that too!
*Waves at everyone wierdly like the little creep that she is*
:P
My friends dad is from Maritius and her mum is from here (Ireland) But she was born here and has always lived her and never even BEEN to Maritius! She has dark hair+eyes+tanned skin, but has the biggest IRISH accent ever, it's so funny if you saw here, you wouldn't expect her accent to be as strong :P Ahh, but love her to BITS<3
Hi/Bye anyone who comes/goes at all today!
Now I don't have to greet people or say Fours. Yeah, go me. I am so smart.
@ValkyrieCain: YOU ARE THE SWAG QUEEN!!! You do that:)
That was me sorry double comment
hi Willow and ur poor leg and what is a leatherman?
also, Valkyrie, I thought that at first but it actually means that the author of the comment removed it. sorry!
*waves back* :) aww.... DEREK LANDY IF YOU ARE OUT THERE.... hi:)
hey guys i was taking pics of this street performer the other day and i zoomed in on one of the pics and i saw a guy who looked EXACTLY like derek in the audience...
OH GOD, THAT ASS IS BACK AND SHE JUST TOLD ME TO F*** OFF, SO I TOLD HER IM THE SWAG QUEEN OF ALL SWAG, AND SHOWED HER YOUR COMMENTS TO PROVE IT :) XX
A Leatherman is a smallish weapon with accesories sorta like a penknife. Google Leatherman micro :)
Show that ass!!!!
*micra
aaaaaaaaaah, thanks WIlllow! And that sounds like a v. painful thing to sit on!
I think I've found my taken name surname unsure o using Shallow Heart or Shallow Tone!!
Which ones better???
*of*
It's still bleeding but I've made a bath towel tourniquet. Thanks for the care Numbers!!
ohhh, have to leave you now for dinner, sorry! :( will return to blogland soon (within the next day or 2) hopefully.)
and good idea with the tourniquet!
Shallow Heart cus it sounds better.
Bye Numbers!!!!
hmmm.... I kinda like Shallow heart!!! *sends willow telepathical unicorn healing goodness made by kenspeckle*
Christ lads, I leave the keyboard for a few hours and already there is over 750 posts. Busy bees or what? lol
Hey Emerald!!!
Hi Emerald!! Yup nice name btw!!!
Go us, we helped prove ValCain is Swag Queen of all Swag !!!!
My ears feel fot, is that normal ???
Any facebookers, I'm to ask a small favour of you...
MIND CHECKING OUT MY PAGE? Skulduggery Pleasant Magic Vs. Magic ??
Hi Emerald!!!
Dododo playing the Evil Dictator Wilson.....im not threatening lives...
Hot *
*checks out fb page*.... gimme a sec my browser is slow...
Also, Shell! *tackle hugs*.
Hey! :')
Bbl.
Hello hello hello. Thanks Willow, at least I hope you were talking to me lol
So what's the story with ye all this evening?
Hello there Emerald !!
Bye, Starrrr.
I'm revising for History. Biology can f*ck off.. :'3
Trying to pick my taken name surname!!
Shallow Heart or Shallow Tone???
facebook page checked:) i left a comment to prove it:)
I don't think I've talked to most of you until tonight. How are ye?
Ah lucy lol you remember me? Even with my taken name lol nice one
HEART!!!! LISTEN TO THE MARSHMALLOW, SHE KNOWS ALL!!!
Shallow Heart, definately Lola, has a nice ring to it :)
Hey, emerald :)
Yeah I was talking to you Em!!! At least I hope you remember me!
Liked the page L!!!
Okay changing my name!!!
Hi Phoenix!!
Changed!!!
Hello Phoenix, i love your picture, i think i had it as mine once :D !!!
Hi Willow, hi Val, hi Emerald, hi whatever Lola's new name is!
Even if I don't Willow, don't take it personally. It's the effects of the baby brain unfortunately lol
Hi ValkryieCain!! How are you?
OMG! Hi Cassidy.
Im using mobile app lol easier
Hi Phoenix!!!
Hehehe, Hello !!!!! *Waves*
Listening to Linkin park while trying to do hw really doesn't work. I'll do my hw tomorrow.
Hi Pheonix:) Yay! Go Lola:D Ok so everyone here chose their name.... crap... i havent....
Hey Zaf! Wow, that's a lot of people...
Zaf, Lola, Em, Cassidy, Willow, Val... Am I missing anyone?
No School for three months!!!!!!
WAIT. is anyone here on summer holidays?
Oh, ValkyrieMarshmallow. Hi!
4.5 days!!!
ME!!!
1st??
Lol Phoenix has to write down a shopping list just to say hi to people lol
Oooohhhh Linkin Park!!!! I'm listening to a selection of my favourite songs on SPOTIFY!!!! :D
FIRST!!!
New page!!!!!
Nope cus I live in England. 6 more weeks of school...
Oh look there's Thrust, here comes trouble lol
WOOP WOOP GO US:) im guessing you guys are from Ireland then cuz we get the longest hols:)
Hey Thrust! Wb!
Deds...
I dedicate this page to multiple American Sanctuaries, my shopping list of commenters, and Derek Landy publishing his books in America!
Well done Phoenix, u gotted First on new page !!!!!
Second time, actually... I'm just lucky.
aw sorry willow:'( il try not to brag much then..*does little happy dance cuz im on hols secretly*
Thanks guys, you're amazing!
Now to try to calm down before my exams tomorrow, I'm off to watch Sherlock. I'm scared of ripping SP in this mood:L
Good luck to everyone with exams. Goodnight to blogland and good morning (?) to the Australians and New Zealanders, or whoever else it's morning for.
Bye, guys! *huggies*. <3 XXX
My ear is still really warm !!!! :(
I always felt sorry for the English kids when we all kicked back for our 3 months of summer lol
No offence Willow lol we love ya really lol
Hey Thrust!!!!
What do you think of my new name??? Formerly Lola!!
Bye L!!!
I meant first to comment on this new page, silly billy !!!! :P
Yeah... 6 weeks off and spending the majority in a bar in Spain.
good luck tomorrow luciana:) and casssidy maybe you're getting... DUNDUNDUN....
EAR ACHE:O
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