Oh, and my publishers would like me to include the Amazon link so you can pre-order this wonderful, wonderful book. Now, normally I hate linking to ANYTHING that has to do with selling my own books... and this is no exception...
(oh, and I also have no idea how these words ended up in the middle of the page like this, but hey...)
This is the link:
Whether you use it or not is up to you.
PS
The colour for this one is shiny GOLD.
PPS
I think now is the time to applaud one Mister Tom Percival.
4,865 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 1601 – 1800 of 4865 Newer› Newest»I still don't get it...
Get what?
what's a proof copy?
*floats in*
Check Tanithlowisme on DeviantArt, you'll get it, then. *floats out, again*
different Taylor Swift parody. I don't actually remember this one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iUiGjWM2E8&list=PL1C90BDF46E6EACFD&index=15&feature=plpp_video
Not a clue...
I've looked at the pics, I still don't get it
nup still doesnt make any sense on what a proof copy is
Hey, wait, Elaissia, go here
http://bringingskulduggerytothemasses.blogspot.com/2012/01/signed-skulduggery-books-from-derek-are.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IPDOB4yzzo
Look at the 2nd top comment. It's a reply. I totally agree with this reply. Look at the comment it's replying to and you'll understand...
*turns around and nearly has a heart attack* OH MY GOD! I need to turn my poster around!
gtg
bye
Bye Miss Cain
???
... Er, what Val?
Bye Cainy!
I feel the urge to get some chations annyoed at me for some reason...
There is a giant Melancholia on my wall. I need to flip it back to the other side.
Don't Nix...
OK Val.
I'm definatly going to talk to Dragona next time I see him
Because then they'll all hate you and not all of them are bad. In fact, the majority are very nice.
No, I just get annoyed by Dragona
I know. He's ok when he's not raving about Flame.
He bans people if they change their pic! or their name!
And he shouldn't be able to speak about anyone like that. Flame deserves better
I know he does but, honestly, I'm not getting into this. Not again.
Okay
It doesn't matter. He never comes on anything anyway
Damn, it's almost 3
I gotta go, Be on tomorrow
*kisses Lynxia*
Bye!
Bye Nix
*kisses back* Bye Nix! I told you to get some sleep! ;)
Agh, no kissing
Gah, sorry Val. *holds up hands but smirks*
*gives Lynxia evil look*
*smiles more* What's up Val? Squeamish?
*continues wih the evil look*
*sits down* I'm having fun.
Because I'm annoying you.
You've got a bad cough there. You should see a doctor.
*is still sitting*
Yes, maybe I should see a doctor...
*makes a phone call* Hello? Oh, hi there River. Is the Doctor around...? I'm in Blogland. Yes, yes, you guys should all come. Well, someone told me I needed a Doctor. Right, okay, see you in a minute.
*watches the TARDIS appear*
I have to go now! Bye! *hugs Val, still smirking*
*mutters something about planning Lynxia's death*
Bye!
Psshh! Doesn't it seem a little desperate to pre-order a book? *click* what- what. That wasn't anything *clicks off of pay pal link* Pssh! :3
So, am I alone?
No
Wait, yes
So... That's brilliant.
Back
*moans*
My clock stopped working and I thought it was 8:15 for a while...
It was so much later. Thank goodness it's the weekend.
I've been trying(and failing) to wake up early, even on weekends, but yeah. I'm failing...
Hi. Oh wait. No, bye. I gotta start the laundry now. Bbl!
Hi, I'm back.
Hello. Hey I posted something on my Blog... Basically a bunch of pictures...
bringingskulduggerytothemasses.blogspot.com
I wrote people's names in calligraphy if you want to look. I wrote your name, too.
Cool. :)
Yeah, I'll take a look.
Commented!
I was going to comment here, but I decided to put it on your post instead.
Thanks Lav!
I wish I could stay, but I have to get dressed and go out... Bye!
You can't write M in calligraphy? Is it just that you didn't learn yet? My mom learned calligraphy at school. Is that where you learned, or are you teaching yourself?
Sorry for the bombardment of questions. ^^'
Oh, that's fine. Ignore the questions then. Bye!
Why do we have to live in different time zones? It so confusing and when it's Saturday here, it's Sunday on the other side of the world. And all the good things happen when I'm asleep cause it's daytime in that other half of the world...
Being in America has many disadvantages...
*wishes to live in Australia or somewhere in Europe*
Hi guys!
Hi Rose! :)
Sorry, I'm the only one on at the mo.
Np. I'm also on the chat, so I'm talking to plenty of people. :)
Oh, okay. :)
When people say L, are they referring to you, or Lynixa, or someone else?
Luciana, that's what a lot of people call her. Although her other nicknames are Lu, Luce, and Lucy.
Kay thanks.
Np. :) brb.
Kay.
Back.
I'm gonna be distant though.
Wb. And me too.
Do you know how many comments per page?
200 per page. Why?
I was wondering whether or not we were close to a new page.
Oh, okay. Yeah, we're still about 90 comments away.
Damn. -.-
I told someone on goodreads that AF got better with rereads and they asked what I got out the rereads that I didn't get the first time . . .
Lav, you've read AF. Help me. Please.
Hi Star. Sorry, I didn't really get that... what do you mean?
*is sorting out explanation clearly*
Someone wrote a book review.
On goodreads.com.
The book review said AF was bad
I commented saying it wasn't.
I said i got more out of AF with rereads.
The person who wrote the review asked what. In a friendly way, i'm making them sound like they saod it nastily . . .
*said
So; HELP!
Oh, Hi Star!
Oh. Okay. Can I see the link, if that's okay?
Hi people, btw!
Direct quote:
"My problem with this book was that I didn't notice any jokes or witticism at all It wasn't that I saw a joke and thought'this isn't funny to me', I don't remember there being many instances of humor at all in Colfer's writing. How would you typify his sense of humor? What about his writing do you find funny?
You say you get more from the series the more you read it. In your mind, what else is there to pick up? What sorts of new insights come up in further readings?"
I might be able to help more if I know what they're talking about.
http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/203434528?utm_medium=email&utm_source=comment_instant#comment_51117248
There, lavender. I'm Star, obviously.
Thanks. Although... well, I'll help out with everything I can remember about the first AF. Cause I don't have it. I used to but... I don't really want to say what happened to it.
I remember things from it though, and maybe you can help with the things I forgot.
*goes to see the link*
Oh, msd.
AF1 is the only AF book i have. I use my school library a lot.
Well, I find a lot of things funny.
But each time I reread it, I would get to understand the characters more and how funny they can be. Like Root's sarcasm or the dwarf jokes or how you could see the change in Artemis at the end of the book. He gave up half the ransom money to heal his mom. Even if, at the end, Argon said it was only so the child agencies don't start questioning him.
That's just the non-detailed way of putting it.
To actually quote from the book would take a while to type out... and I'd probably forget details.
Here's what i've got so far:
"What did i find funny? One of the things was the "I don't like lollipops" bit, followed by Artemis accidently shouting "Lollipops!" at Butler throufh his walkie-talkie instead of telling him to take cover. I suppose what I found funny was the fact that we'd just heard about lollipops being a word Artemis wouldn't want to use, so when he shouted it at Butler he must have been mortified, which I found funny, although that probably is a bit mean of me . . . Butler was very puzzled as to why Artemis had said lollipops, so I suppose I found it funny that Artekis, who is supposed to be ever so calm and controlled, is losing his cool and blurting out things he doesn't mean ."
Agree/disagree?
Thanks a lot, lavender:)
I'd forgotten that bit, but now that you reminded me, I started cracking up! Yeah, that part was funny.
No problem, I'm glad to help in any way I can. :)
I didn't crack up . . .
And I laughed very little at that dam percy jackson book yesterday. I'm mortified. I suppose funnyness fades with rereads after it increases . . .
Well, I haven't read it as much, or as long, I suppose, cause I don't have either of those books. So when I DO read them, they're still funny to me.
*now has the want to go to a bookstore*
brb
K lavender.
Well, just thinking about funny parts sometimes diminishes their funniness . . . And OF COURSE they're funny, just not AS funny:(
Back. Oh. *facepalm* I forgot to say brb.
Back for a bit. Hi. :)
True, Star. When that happens, I stop reading it for a while. Then I go back to it. That just makes the book so much better. :)
I was gone a while...
I'm a bit distant too.
WB both of you!
Thanks Star. :)
Gods, that took me an HOUR . . .
This is just like english lessons. No wonder english has become my best subject, what with all this practice I'm getting . . .
What took an hour?
Writing out that comment. I wrote out an angry 45 minute one yessleterday . . .
Oh, okay. Wow. I can understand your anger. I read part of that review, I got a little upset too.
This one got me upset. It was one by a person called Drew that got me angry.
brb
K lavender.
Back, distant.
It's very... quiet today.
hi
bye
Um... hi/bye Rose...
OMGG! Eurovision = madness but I love it! Anyway, can't stay. It's 23:25 here so see you guys in the morning, maybe...
Congrats to Sweden who won! England, we did terrible! And Jedward, they were FANTASTIC!!!!!
Anyway, night!
Ditto, lavender. And WB:)
LYNXIA, I WAS GONNA WATCH THE SECOND HALF TOMORROW AND FIND OUT WHO WON THEN! YOU WRECKED IT FOR ME!
Ah well. *shrugs* Fours lynxia.
Hi/bye Lynxia!
Thanks. :) You gonna go to bed too, Star?
What's Eurovision?
HEEEEELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO
THE EUROVISION SONG CONTEST!
Every year, every country in europe who wants to enter sends singers to it, and they all sing, and all the countries vote for who they like best, and the one with the most votes wins, and the winners get to host thn next eurovision.
Apparently when my mum and dad were little it was all folk dancers and stuff and it was really funny, but nowadays it's mostly pop singers. 26 countries took part this year, and it was hosted by Azarbaijan - that how it's spelt? A lot of them were very good actually . . .
Hi fire!
OMGG, those flame towers in Azarbaijan (?) are amazing. For close up they don't look too exceptional but from far away they look exactly like real flames . . .
i really want to see eurovision
brb
That sounds cool.
Hi Fire!
Sorry, I zoned out there...
no prob, Lav
I've seen the first 16. I'm watching the remaibing 10 on iPlayer tomorrow.
Ten to midnight . . .
Seriously, that's why I want to visit Europe. I find the things there a lot more interesting than America...
Europe and Australia. Top two places I want to visit.
Oh and Ireland of course, but that's part of Europe, isn't it?
You gonna go to bed, Star?
*looks at bookstore website*
There's a book called 2312 now??? Before it was 2012, where the world dies, now there's a 2312 where the world's still going and what's more, there are people living on other planets and moons....
*goes to read more*
Whoa, 2312 sounds really cool... way better than 2012.
I think Star's gone to bed... and Fire disappeared...
sorry, i'm back. got some trouble with the computer. it wont let me open another account for my friend.:(
anyone....here....??
I am!
Hi!!!
That's okay, Fire. You're back! Yay! :)
:):):):):):):)
Hi. :):):):):):):):):):):D:P
Yeah, I have a feeling Star went to bed. It IS past midnight there anyway.
true. do you live in Aus?
Nope, I live in the US.
brb
Kay, I gtg now. Why we have dinner at 4:30, I do not understand... Well, we're going out to get something.
Anyway, bye!
i'm BACK!!!
Bye Lav!!!
To catch up on conversations
My initials are EJ! And I'm 12! And there's a book series called EJ12! But it's really bad....
That was random.
*sighs* I wish Dad wouldn't switch off the Internet. I don't get to talk to a lot of you as much as I'd like to. :(
Hi Eve!!
Hi Fire!!!!! :D
have you seen the hunger games yet?
I saw it last term, and I think I liked it a bit better than the book.
Back, but very distant at the mo.
WB Lav!
i'm seeing it today
Hi Lav!!!!
You'll like it a lot, Fire. Have you read the book?
yeah. so excited to see the movie!
*sqeals*
I saw Hunger Games already. It was really good.
aw, i think i'm the only one who havent saw it yet:(
I dedicate this page to...hunger....and games....uh...
Actually, I dedicate this page to the colour blue.
The sky, the ocean, lapis lazuli, blueberries, violets (apparently...), bluebells, the faceless ones cover (I just had to put that here), but most of all....
My thick blue socks!!
Oh, and my eyes.
Actually, scrap the eye part, worship my blue socks!!!
I saw the movie before I read the book, so maybe it'll be different for you.
*sets socks on a throne*
*speaks in sockish*
Be back soon
Sayonara!
kk bye Eve!
Bye Eve! Nice ded, btw. :P
Oops
*;P
Lav, do you know how to put a pic on your blog? i cant do it.
*the
Like on a blog post?
There's an icon of a picture on the toolbar, next to the link button. Click on that and you can upload the pics you want from your computer.
Hope that helps!
Thanks.:)
it's uploaded but it's not on the post.
Is it selected? Like, in a blue outline or something?
I'm back, hello Fire. Hi Lavender!
yes it is.
Hi Helena!
How's life guys, or death? Depends on who you're talking to.
Hi Helena!
Well then, I'm not sure what's wrong.
kk. thanks for trying to help me, Lav:)
I'm alive. :P
Good. School's almost over for me. Yes! I'm happy to soon be out.
You're welcome, Fire. :)
i'm half dead half alive.
lap-top is soo annoying -_-|||
Hello.
That stinks, Fire.
Hi Cal!
Veggie Monster!
Hi Cal!
btw,um, i didnt type that. i was hacked by my friend.:(
Lav, I'd completely forgotten you were an AF fan as well!
I'm super excited for when the book comes out.
Well, that really stinks, Fire.
*whispers*
Change your password...
@Cal
Me too!
Veggie Monster?
yeah... i'll do that. brb:)
brb, open a soda and it must have been shaken a bit before I got it...
Not Cookie Monster, Veggie Monster now.
Instead of eating cookies, my icon is now ordered to eat veggies.
It's crap therefore yes - Cookie Monster.
Okay, cleaned the mess up. Although it didn't spill that much, thank goodness. I was able to cover it with my hand... so now my hand's a bit sticky... :s
Oh. Cookie Monster must be very upset now. :P
...
Yes. He probably is. His entire namesake has shattered. Pfft.
BACK!!!!
Yeah, and I liked him too. I liked all the characters.
Wb, Fire! Changed your password?
WB Fire!
scream! *faints...
Nice entrance, Mouse.
yeah. just did:)
That's good, Fire. :)
Im unconcious, give me a moment to come up with a witty response.
Hello MonsterMouse! Take all the time you need.
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