Friday, May 25, 2012

This Is Awesome...



Oh, and my publishers would like me to include the Amazon link so you can pre-order this wonderful, wonderful book. Now, normally I hate linking to ANYTHING that has to do with selling my own books... and this is no exception...

(oh, and I also have no idea how these words ended up in the middle of the page like this, but hey...)

This is the link:


Whether you use it or not is up to you.

PS

The colour for this one is shiny GOLD.

PPS

I think now is the time to applaud one Mister Tom Percival.

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Helena Ember Sky said...

That was about the finger, we have the power though.

Nixion Strange said...

Maybe. But who has the tallest building in the Southern Hemisphere?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

we have the WA today festival which im going to on Sun the 3rd

i might get backstage passes cus my mum is really awesome

Helena Ember Sky said...

As I said power, meaning it's a lot easier for us to murder the government.

Eve the ROCK said...

I know. It was Nix's finger. Your fingers are all intact.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

the tallest (residential) building in the Southen Hemishpere is Q1

Unapplicable. said...

We have the Opera House. And the Harbour Bridge.

Nixion Strange said...

msd

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

im smart!

Nixion Strange said...

It's Eueka Skydeck Miss Cain

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

we have the Bell Tower, does that count???

Helena Ember Sky said...

We have Questacon!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

is it???

but the tallest RESIDENTIAL building is the Q1

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

you are from Canberra right??

Nixion Strange said...

when measured roof hieght, Eureka Skydeck

Nixion Strange said...

I'm from Melbourne

Helena Ember Sky said...

http://www.visitcanberra.com.au/Things-to-do-and-see/National-attractions.aspx

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

cus if you are you get Parliment House

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I said RESIDENTIAL!

Eve the ROCK said...

ADELAIDE BROUGHT YOU THE WONDERFUL RACHAEL LEAHCAR!

Helena Ember Sky said...

That's me, I'm the Canberran.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

(apartments)

Nixion Strange said...

MCG, Fed Square, Eueka Skydeck, Rod Laver,

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Im the Perthian

Nixion Strange said...

I don't care about Residential, i care about the actual tallest building

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

its quite boring in Perth

Eve the ROCK said...

Yeah well,

Rachael Leahcar!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

that makes sense Nix


Oh, before i forget, Nix and Helena, what are your powers???

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

or weapons???

Helena Ember Sky said...

Well Canberra isn't.

Nixion Strange said...

Uh, are you using my character? Because I have an OC for that, and you kinda have to ask people for permissionn...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

you know, Rachaels last name is the same as her first name BACKWARDS

Helena Ember Sky said...

Okay, why do you want to know?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

cus i wanna right a story that i thought of and i wanna use you, Eve, Helena and anyone else who wants to be in it

like im a Necromancer with my necklace as my item

Im thinking of having weapons but im not sure....

Eve the ROCK said...

I know, it's so cool

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

soooo



PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

*gets on knees and starts begging*

Nixion Strange said...

I'll give you my OC

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

hi Eve, read my message above yours PLEASE!!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

*frowns* Do you know my magic and stuff, Miss Cain?

Eve the ROCK said...

I'll give you my profile

Hold on

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

THANK YOU!!!!!!!


what your OC??
just type a description

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*whats

Nixion Strange said...

Name: Nixion Strange
Age: 14, almost 15
Magic: Adept
Adept Ability/s: Bone Breaking – Tesseract
Gender: Male
Appearance: Nixion is thin, taller than the average 14 year old with brown eyes that carry a dark tormented look in them. He has long brown hair that just reaches his eyes. He wears a protective jacket on special occasions, but most of the time, Nixion just wears black leather jacket, black jeans and a t- shirt. Black boots cover his feet and he carries a machete with him at all times.
Personality: Nixion Strange is very prone to mood swings. They can vary from becoming suddenly violent to angry. Most of these mood swings involve negative emotions. In a fight, Nixion can get overly violent and take it too far, sometimes accidentally injuring himself and his allies if in a rage which will occasionally allow him to lose control. He doesn’t like people and people generally don’t like him.
History: At the age of ten, Nixion was kidnapped by a Sorcerer criminal and was forcibly taught the Bone Breaking Adept discipline. This was done with an insane combination of brainwashing and extreme torture upon Nixion which eventually changed something in his mind, thus creating his sudden mood swings. Finally, at 11, Nixion was abruptly released with no warning whatsoever. For a while, he lost himself to insanity and killed heaps of people (so he is quite often hated by most)To this day Nixion attempts to fight the brainwashing done on him which also explains his over-the-top violence at times. A year after he was released, Nixion Strange was saved by Zathract Mist from a horde of zombies and the two kind of latched on to each other. Nixion is easily annoyed, and a very good fighter. He argues with almost everyone. Nixion Strange lives in Australia and helps Zathract Mist on cases for the Australian Sanctuary.

Nixion Strange said...

OC is a character discription

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

you guys are AWESOME!!!!!

(just like Derek but not enough awesome to beat him im sure you understand)

Helena Ember Sky said...

Sure, okay, knives, swords, bow and arrow, sabres. I dabble in Adept to enhance my power with my weapons, necromancer, martial arts (mostly kickboxing) though I'm best at Elemental.

Helena Ember Sky said...

I'll do that properly.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

that......was.......AWESOME!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

what your description Helena??

can you do it like Nix please??? you dont have to do it that long but please???

Nixion Strange said...

You know, I have a proper story with Nix, if you ever want to read it. You have to go back till you find chapter 1, but it's worth it

http://mistandnixseries.blogspot.com.au/

Eve the ROCK said...

Taken name: Astrid Vanilla

Given Name: Eve (very much preferred. She only took a name to protect herself from evil civilianaliciouses. So call her Eve.)

Magic: Adept
She can make everyone see her as their worst fear, like an illusion. When she decides to transform her appearance ( just an illusion) one person might see her as a spider, if that's their worst fear, another might see her as a snake, etcetera.

Weapons: Her sharp teeth and sharp nails. Like, SHARP.

Personality: Eve never takes things seriously. She never thinks about the possibility of death, and everything she does is for the hell of it. She finds arguments extremely funny to watch, but if someone who is wrong thinks they are right, she will not stop until that poor mind is changed. If she finds herself in a situation where she is wrong, she will string some words together and act like they make sense. She doesn't pay attention to conversations that don't involve her, and that seems to annoy some people. Yes, some would say she was slightly 'absent'. She knows this and loves to confuse new acquaintances with her nonsense.

Appearance:  Light brown hair ending at the shoulders, blue eyes. Reasonably tall. Yeah.

History: *royal trumpet* Eve doesnt say much about her history. Here's what we know: She used to live in a happy family of five and a dog, then she suddenly got shot through a crazy mazy cannon all the way to Kenya. She lived with the lions, lived ON an elephant, then gave up on the whole land thing and hopped on a giant vulture called Mimi. And off to Australia they went! She migrates from place to place now, helping people out on their adventures and shouting at kids who can't spell 'humongous'.

Or so she says.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

LOVE IT!!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

thankyou all!!!

this will help a HEAP!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Can't wait to read the story, Miss Cain!

Helena Ember Sky said...

Name: Helena Sky
Age: 13, almost 14
Magic: Mostly Elemental, tiny bit of Necromancy and Adept to enhance her power with weapons.
Gender: Female
Appearance: Chin length hair, curls at ends. Light brown with orange. Taller than the average 13 year old. Keen bright green eyes. Wears buckled gloves. Dark green jacket, grey tight trousers. Always carries a flip knife.
Personality: Prone to hyperactivity, very clever. Giggles a lot, laughs at pain. Literally. It hurts so I laugh. Very "weird" in boring peoples opinion.
From Canberra, loves riding a horse in the night across the dark hills of Australia.

Helena Ember Sky said...

Finally done, can't wait, love the story by the way Nix.

Nixion Strange said...

You read it?! But... what chapter did you read?

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh yeah, forgot my age

I'm twelve.

Helena Ember Sky said...

10. Just to start.

Nixion Strange said...

Traditionally you start at one, or you get spoilers

Helena Ember Sky said...

I'm like River Song sweetie, I like spoilers.

Helena Ember Sky said...

My friends say I'm also as kinky as River Song and Irene Adler but that's another story.

Helena Ember Sky said...

You're very clever Nix. So are a lot of people Nix so don't take that as a compliment.

Nixion Strange said...

Uh... why do you think I'm clever? You're right of course, but what made you realise it?

Helena Ember Sky said...

Your blog. Videos, images on it.

Nixion Strange said...

Uh, the video wasn't me, and niether were the pics, although I know how. I have pics on my other blog though

Nixion Strange said...
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Helena Ember Sky said...

You also have to much time.

Helena Ember Sky said...

Exactly, I may not have the best evidence but I'm a good judge of character.

Nixion Strange said...

What are you talking about?

Eve the ROCK said...

*mumbles* I guess I'M not clever, am I?

Helena Ember Sky said...
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Helena Ember Sky said...

Not sure, I ssaid I was outgoing didn't I? Of course you are Eve, you're just not a boy around my age which I'm naturally attracted to but don't worry Nix.

Nixion Strange said...

Uh................

Helena Ember Sky said...

I said don't worry. Sheesh.

Unapplicable. said...

Pfft, Eve, do not, under any circumstances, underestimate yourself.
You're brilliantly smart.

I'm only here to boost your morals,aren't I?

Helena Ember Sky said...

Oh I love awkward situations! *Claps* *Giggles*

Eve the ROCK said...

Calamity, there's more to it than that. You see, I'm SO stupid, it becomes intelligent. You see?

Unapplicable. said...

-facepalm-

Unapplicable. said...

Oh. Oh.
It's all clear now.
But seriously. Stop calling yourself stupid.
*doesn't know what to do if you continue*

Helena Ember Sky said...

You're an odd one Eve...

Helena Ember Sky said...

Haha, Nix's shut up

Eve the ROCK said...

Calamity, I dont need to be told that. I KNOW I'm a mastermind. I'm just modest. :P

And I am odd, Helena. It's the secret to life

Unapplicable. said...

My bad :3

Nixion Strange said...

I am very much shut up

Helena Ember Sky said...

Life's so much more interesting when you're abnormal!

Nixion Strange said...

Can't argue with you there...

Helena Ember Sky said...

'Cause I'm right, always am, always truthful unless I have something to gain or I don't like people or suspect them or for fun. In this situation, none of those so I'm openly truthful. My friends think I accidentally insult them, not really an accident.

Nixion Strange said...

Uh...

Unknown said...

So this is the infamous blogland, eh?
Hello, it's nice to meet you. :')

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Elassia

Helena Ember Sky said...

Nothing, you're often speechless.

Star Inkbright said...

"I'm lucky i escaped with any degree of humilty at all, to be honest, but then I've always managed to exceed expectations."

I love that quote.

Bb in 15!

Helena Ember Sky said...

Hello Elaissia.

Unknown said...

Hello, beings of whatever planet you're living on.

Rose Black said...

Hi.

Nixion Strange said...

Uh... You're nice and all, and a brilliant person, just because you like SP you have to be, but I don't like you in that way...

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Pink

Rose Black said...

How's everyone?

Helena Ember Sky said...

What are you talking about Nix? Hi Pink!

Unknown said...

Does anyone else have random mental images of things such as unicorns running on rainbows carrying leprechauns and munching on baguettes? Because I can't get this damn image out of my head. *hits self on head, in attempt to rid herself of dreaded image*

Nixion Strange said...

What?
*is very mcuh confuzzled*

Helena Ember Sky said...

Alright thanks, Elaissia, I love your name, you're not french are you?

Unknown said...

Hello, Pink. ^_^

Unapplicable. said...

Hey Pink
Hello Elaissia
...
And hurry up, Star!

Helena Ember Sky said...

Elaissia, my friend teases me that the leprechauns are coming to get me after I met a stalker in lederhosen at a German day who reminded us of a leprechaun. So yes, I do.

Eve the ROCK said...

Okay Star!!

Hi Ellassia! I'm from the planet Eve, where everyone ignores me.

Hi P!nk!

Unknown said...

I'm not French, no. But I adore the language. I've learnt it from an extremely young age.
Bonjour, je m'appelle Elaissia et mon tome prefere s'appellee Skully Fourbery parce que c'est trés fantastique!
^My really bad simple French. :3

Rose Black said...

I love French too. Although I only knew like three words out of what you just said. :P

Helena Ember Sky said...

What age did you start? I started at the age of three. So Nix, what was with the "Uh... You're nice and all, and a brilliant person, just because you like SP you have to be, but I don't like you in that way..." I need to know. Not really need but want.

Rose Black said...

Eve- P!nk? ^^

Rose Black said...

I started learning last year, when I was ten or eleven. Well, I had learned one to ten before that, but that was it.

Nixion Strange said...

You... you said you liked me, or something... what?

Eve the ROCK said...

I have to call SOMEONE P!nk, or Ill die from P!nklessness.

Unknown said...

I started as soon as I could talk, I don't remember when that was, though. *giggles* I'm rather dumb. :3 Hehehe. No I'm not all that dumb, I'd say average intelligence. I just have a bad memory, sometimes.

And P!nk as in the singer? Because P!nk is amazing. :')

I'm really slow at replying, because I am taking selcas. :3

Helena Ember Sky said...

Yes, I do but never going to work. Idiot, really think I was that interested in a guy I've never met? You're epic and we have a lot in common but no. Your just my blogland crush.

Eve the ROCK said...

So raise your glass if you are wrong, in all the right ways!

Helena Ember Sky said...

Selcas? Elaissia, what are selcas?

Helena Ember Sky said...

Nixion, ignore all that I've said and it will be easier.

Rose Black said...

Well, I didn't name myself Pink after the singer. Me and Komodo were talking one day, and I was thinking about names, and I really liked Rose, so Pink was more to go with Rose... not after Pink.

Anyway, call me P!nk if you want. ^^

Unknown said...

Selcas = Self-captures.
Basically you take random pictures of yourself for fun!

Helena Ember Sky said...

I dance around this empty house
Tear us down
Throw you out
Screaming down the halls
Spinning all around and now we fall
-P!nk

Rose Black said...

*Pink the singer

Helena Ember Sky said...

I thought that was selfies Elaissia

Rose Black said...

*skips around*

I should probably go outside, because for once it's sunny here, but I'm too lazy.... -.-

Helena Ember Sky said...

Where might it be sunny Pink?

Unknown said...

Selcas. :') It's from East-Asia.

Helena Ember Sky said...

Nixion hasn't talked for 10 comments, it's a new record.

Helena Ember Sky said...

Okat then. Thank you Elaissia.

Helena Ember Sky said...

Okay*

Rose Black said...

It's sunny... here.... where I live... which is somewhere....

*hides in the shadows*

Star Inkbright said...

Back!

Rose Black said...

Any of you ever go on the chat?

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Star

Rose Black said...

Wb Star!

Nixion Strange said...

Sometimes, but i prefer it here

Helena Ember Sky said...

Yay, it's back. Back to kind converstations.

Rose Black said...

Is anyone on the blogs from Spain, do you know?

Helena Ember Sky said...

Ink's*

Unknown said...

Hello, Star. Are you the same Star that L was talking to me about, the other day? The really awesome one? 'Cause she said there was some awesome person on here called Star and I need to make an account, so I did...

Helena Ember Sky said...

So you're in Spain then.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Staraptor!

I don't go on chat because I'm always on my iPod.

Rose Black said...

Nah.

Star Inkbright said...

IT'S WELL SUNNY HERE NO CLOUDS FOR TWO DAYS WHICH IS UNHEARD OF FOR ENGLAND!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

oh, im back!!!

*hands everyone a SP sticker*

busy writing a story, I'll send the link when i finsh the first chapter.

please comment when i send linky thingy

Helena Ember Sky said...

Great for Matt Smith and the torch bearers then Ink!

Nixion Strange said...

WB Miss Cain

Unknown said...

It's incredibly warm here. I can't decide if I like it. The sun is nice and all, but being in England I am accustomed to the cold. :(

Rose Black said...

Helena, I live in Ireland. :)

And two days of sunshine is practically unheard of here, too! Oh how I envy you Australians with your gorgeous weather.

Helena Ember Sky said...

Miss Cain, did you see my proper profile thing?

Nixion Strange said...

Nor gorgeous now. It's cold and wet and misrable and wet

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

gonna be a bit distant

must......finish......first......chapter

Star Inkbright said...

Probably elaissia - i'm not awesome but me and L are like blog sisters so yeah.

Rose Black said...

Oh Hi Miss Cain. How are you?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

@Helena

yep, its AWESOME!!!

Star Inkbright said...

WB miss cain!

Helena Ember Sky said...

Gorgeous weather? It's been raining three days straight! Pink! You are the luckiest person alive!

Nixion Strange said...

Is L Lynxia, or someone else?

Rose Black said...

Maybe Ireland and England borrowed your sunshine for a bit, then. :)

Unknown said...

She says you're awesome, so I shall agree with her so she doesn't beat me up. She'd just poke me to death, but still. :)

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

oh, hi Pink!!!!

Im good, gotta finish first chapter

Nixion Strange said...

It's only sunny in summer, but then it's too sunny, and we all get burnt

Helena Ember Sky said...

Thank you Miss Cain.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

the weather in Perth is actually quite nice

Rose Black said...

Three days straight? That doesn't sound too bad... try living over here during the winter. :P

Unknown said...

Does anyone have a nickname of which I can use? Just because I like nicknames. :3 They're fun to make up.
Like...
TIB.
Ellikins.
Brosephine.
^All from the SO FB page, for those of you who don't know. :'3

Helena Ember Sky said...

You at least get snow. We just get cold and frost. Though I have a pool so I'm happy in summer. This years summer was colder than usual though.

Nixion Strange said...

I'm Nix, duh

Is L Lynxia, or someone else?

Eve the ROCK said...

A nickname for you?

Unknown said...

So raise your glass if you are Ron, in all the right Blaise.

Helena Ember Sky said...

Why don't you make nicknames for us Elaissia?

Eve the ROCK said...

L is Luciana

Lynxia is Lynx

Nixion Strange said...

Is anyone planning to answer me?

Nixion Strange said...

Thank you Eve, I have a memory like a sieve

Unknown said...

All my under dogs.
We will Neville be, Neville be anything but loud.
And nitty Ginny.

Sorry. Harry Potter moment. :)

Star Inkbright said...

ME NOT AWESOME.































. . . ME AWESOMISTA:)

No, really, i'm not awesome/ista.

Rose Black said...

Helena- if we get snow, it's for about two days, and it makes the roads all slippy and kills aload of people and makes it quite hard to get to school and the shops to buy food and visit people.

Helena Ember Sky said...
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Rose Black said...

Nix, sorry, what's your question? This blog is slightily confusing so sorry if I miss a comment or two! :/

Unknown said...

OOOH! Nicknames...
Hmm....Nixion, everyone calls you Nix, already..
Star, is simply Star, so I need something for her...
Helena Sky...Hmmm...I'll be thinking.

I think up random nicknames at random times, you should be warned that some of them are incredibly weird. :)

Nixion Strange said...

Never mind

Eve the ROCK said...

His question was if L is Lynxia or not

Which it is not

Rose Black said...

Elaissia you're so lucky you got first comment! Gah I never get first comment.

Star Inkbright said...

PINK IS USUALLY RIGHT BUT THE YEARBEFORE LAST OMGG IT SNOWED SO MUCH OUR VILLAGE POND ICED OVER AND WE COULD WALK ON IT . . . SNOW UP TO YOUR KNEES . . . ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME EXPERIENCE:)

Helena Ember Sky said...

What about I say yes or no to them?

Unknown said...

Ooh, first comment...Hmm...Dedications, right?

Rose Black said...

I think the only "nicknames" I've ever had are DR and Bitch....

Helena Ember Sky said...

Pond iced over! Hahaha, god.

Nixion Strange said...

Done with chapter 3 of SP fan-fic
Chapter two is posted, btw Star

http://readthismortals.blogspot.com.au/

Rose Black said...

Yes Elaissia! Dedicate!

Eve the ROCK said...

My nicknames that people call me:

Evie (Don't you DARE call me that)
Evaaaaaaa
Evelyn
Evie Peevee
Peevee
Eva Longoria
Evveh

Nixion Strange said...

never mind, you already read it

Star Inkbright said...

A girl at my primary used to call me Lollystick. Coz my given name's Holly. Also my mum veru occadionally calls me Bolognese or just Bolog, as in, bolognese, hollynese.

Star Inkbright said...

Yes i did nix:)

Helena Ember Sky said...

Reminds me of
Rory: Doctor, you look a bit scruffy. You should have a shower.
Doctor: Yes, maybe I'll take a dip in the Pond.
Rory & Amy: *GASP*

Eve the ROCK said...

And

Jacko
Jacksonator
Evu
Eva
Evo
Eveye

Nixion Strange said...

They call me at school:

Carlos (I don't know why)
(my last name, which i won't put here)
and Ghilo (or something along those lines, which translates into something I won't put here)

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

@Helena

whats your Necromancy item???

Eve the ROCK said...

Post chapter 3, Nix!

Rose Black said...

Some people in my class used to shorten my horrible name into an even more horrible name.... but I glared at them alot so they stopped.

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