Friday, May 25, 2012

This Is Awesome...



Oh, and my publishers would like me to include the Amazon link so you can pre-order this wonderful, wonderful book. Now, normally I hate linking to ANYTHING that has to do with selling my own books... and this is no exception...

(oh, and I also have no idea how these words ended up in the middle of the page like this, but hey...)

This is the link:


Whether you use it or not is up to you.

PS

The colour for this one is shiny GOLD.

PPS

I think now is the time to applaud one Mister Tom Percival.

4,865 comments:

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Luciana said...

I also hate autocorrect. I hate my phone. It's annoying.

Star Inkbright said...

Autocorrect would drive me crazy. Just spellcheck on Word is really annoying . . . Those irritating red lines . . .

Luciana said...

My phone has a vile mind, just as I.

Star Inkbright said...

My phone has no autocorrect:)

Or if it does, me haven't found it. It's fond of making my comments disappear though . . . BUT THEY HAVEN'T DONE THAT FOR MONTHS YAY!

Star Inkbright said...

My phone has no autocorrect:)

Or if it does, me haven't found it. It's fond of making my comments disappear though . . . BUT THEY HAVEN'T DONE THAT FOR MONTHS YAY!

Star Inkbright said...

DAMN MY PHONE FOR DOUBLE POSTING!

It was entirely my phone's fault. Not mine. Honest.

Luciana said...

I'm going, again. I, uh, might be back soon. When Derek posts the tout dates I'll comment at least once, I promise. But, for now, I'm going tao leave and try to sort things out.
I hope everything goes well in all your lives and if I can ever be of assistance to you guys, e-mail me (lucianascath@gmail.com). Thanks for everything and good luck. <3 xxxx

Luciana said...

I'm going, again. I, uh, might be back soon. When Derek posts the tout dates I'll comment at least once, I promise. But, for now, I'm going tao leave and try to sort things out.
I hope everything goes well in all your lives and if I can ever be of assistance to you guys, e-mail me (lucianascath@gmail.com). Thanks for everything and good luck. <3 xxxx

Star Inkbright said...

But I didn't give you Everything yet! I was saving it for your birthday!

May the fives be with you, L. I really hope your life gets better soon.

MonsterMouse said...

hi

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hi

Star Inkbright said...

Hi?

Star Inkbright said...

Hi jakro!

Jakro Tintreach said...

oh... hi star/ink

Star Inkbright said...

Hi jakro!

. . .

Wait, did I already say hi?

Whatever.

Hi jakro!

Jakro Tintreach said...

star, do you think it'd be a good idea to make a skulduggery animation with voices of some of the bloglanders?

Star Inkbright said...

I think that'd be a great idea jakro.

Jakro Tintreach said...

ok... I'm writing a blog post right now

Star Inkbright said...

*goes to the blog to wait for the post*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hmmm I tell you the truth my friend and I just made a roleplay for SP on fb...

Star Inkbright said...

Hi zafira!

Lavender Hope said...

Hi, only half here.

Lavender Hope said...

For now.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hi guys

Star Inkbright said...

Hi lavender! :)

Jakro Tintreach said...

check out my blog... new post

Lavender Hope said...

Hi. :)

I'll be fully here in about 20 minutes. Until then, I might not comment so much.

Jakro Tintreach said...

hey lav and zaf

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hiya im spazzing on my iPad

Star Inkbright said...

Commented!

Jakro Tintreach said...

star, it isnt showing up :-S

Jakro Tintreach said...

got to go, see all later!

Lavender Hope said...

Bye Jakro! I'll take a look at the post soon.

But first, I need to do something. Brb.

Star Inkbright said...

May the fours be with you Jakro!

*frowns and goes searching for my missing comment*

Star Inkbright said...

Okay, NOW I've commented . . .

K lavender.

Lavender Hope said...

Back.

Hey Star, I think I finally gotten that part set up better. :)

Thing is, it's a bit long. I might even have to make it into three parts.

Star Inkbright said...

NO! Make the parts LOOOOOONG!

Please?

WB lavender! YAY, you finished the part! :)

Lavender Hope said...

*smiles*
Well, not COMPLETELY... so if I make the parts long, then it's going to take a LITTLE longer to finish. I just gotten over the how-do-I-do-it block.

It IS almost finished though. I think.

Star Inkbright said...

Good:)

Rebellion chap two should also be up soon. Just need to get hold of a computer and type it up.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Comments go poof D:

Lavender Hope said...

Hey Star? Did you see Lynxia's new post yet? It's got the cover of Patchwork and the next chapter too.

Lavender Hope said...

Cool, Star! Yay. :)

That's not good, Zaf.

Star Inkbright said...

Cover??? Nope, I haven't.

*goes to the bubble*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I know i bet my iPad hates me today ph wellz

Jakro Tintreach said...

just edited the post, if you try out, just say some lines from a book or a fanfiction with a skulduggery character.

Lavender Hope said...

Kay, thanks Jakro. :)

Star Inkbright said...

AAAARRGH! My mosquito bite is driving me crazy! It's so itchy! Aaaaaargh!

Lavender Hope said...

Where's the bite, Star? I hate mosquitoes so much.

Star Inkbright said...

On my index finger.

We barely ever get mosquitos in England - usually I only ever get mosquito bites on holiday . . .

Lavender Hope said...

Ouch. I can see why it's so itchy. Some places itch more than others and to have the bite on your finger must be frustrating.

Maybe it's cause of the warm weather?

Star Inkbright said...

Yes, that has to be it.

Still like this lovely warm weather better than freezing coldness though:)

Sir said...

Heyllo!

Sir said...

No wait... Haillo!

Star Inkbright said...

*finishes my book*

Oh, good, now I can take it back to the library tomorrow.

Star Inkbright said...

Haillo Reingington!

Lavender Hope said...

Hi Rein!

Oh my gosh, Star! You just reminded me, I have a book that's due today! I'm going to see if I can renew it though, cause I didn't even finish it.

Sir said...

So. I'm trying to connect msd and lsd cleverly in a pun, but I really can't do it. Sorry.

Lavender Hope said...

What's lsd?

Star Inkbright said...

I think I might start a new story. If I do it'll probably be called The Afterdeath.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi!

Lavender Hope said...

That's cool, Star.

Hi Eve!

Star Inkbright said...

It only takes me a few days to return books. I got this book that I just finished out yesterday, and me and my sister have both already read it.

HALF TERM NEXT WEEK! YAY!

Eve the ROCK said...

Hello!

Oh, and Star, we do pronounce ballet with the A. Well, most do. Nix might say it different.

Star Inkbright said...

That said, it WAS only 320 pages or so.

Sir said...

It is a type of drug.

Star Inkbright said...

Okay. :S Accents = one confused Star.

Lavender Hope said...

Yay! Got it renewed!

That's cause I've been busy. It has about the same pages though.

@Rein
Oh.

Eve the ROCK said...

I gotta go now

Sayonara! So long!

Lavender Hope said...

Bye Eve!

NOM Ominous said...

Ow I'm sore

NOM Ominous said...

Just kidding.

Lavender Hope said...

Hi Thrust!

NOM Ominous said...

-not ow

NOM Ominous said...

HeyLav!

NOM Ominous said...

And just kidding yes ow.
I can't even lift my leg to get from the street to the sidewalk without wincing

NOM Ominous said...

Nix!

NOM Ominous said...

Yay new page
- the and I'm on top

NOM Ominous said...

I dedicate this page firstly to Derek
And Tom
And me
And pancakes
And my birthday -- which by the way is on June 25
And nix and lav -- hi guys!

Lavender Hope said...

Hi again, Thrust. And thanks.

Hi Nix!

Sir said...

WHEW! That's one INTENSE triple post! Hoo, boy!

Sir said...

Well then, it was fun, but I have to vanish off into the night! Au revoir! Cue the fog machine!

Lavender Hope said...

I'm going a bit distant now.

Lavender Hope said...

Bye Rein!

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Reingo

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hi sey i got distracted by a storm

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Zaf

NOM Ominous said...

Hi zaf
I got a hair cut

Lavender Hope said...

There's a storm near you, Zaf?

Lavender Hope said...

Nice, Thrust.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Yes there is lol

NOM Ominous said...

And, remember how I gave you those two , lav?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ooh great time to eat! Be back im watcging yiu no sacrificing me to Hollow Men

Lavender Hope said...

Okay, then. Bye Zaf!

By two, meaning the colors, then yes. I do remember Thrust. What about them?

NOM Ominous said...

I well I made a pic with " a yellow sun looks good on blue water"
I'll try and post it on my blog

Lavender Hope said...

Okay, Thrust. Cool. :)

Nixion Strange said...

I have to finish this Essay

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Val!

NOM Ominous said...

Aaaahhh it's Val!
Hide the people!

Lavender Hope said...

Hi Val! :)

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I will eat the people!

Nixion Strange said...

I had the most awesome dream...

NOM Ominous said...

What people?
*looks confused-- is worried*

NOM Ominous said...

Yeah, nix?

Nixion Strange said...

My character was in Kingdom of the Wicked. It was a slightly main, at least 5 chapters... so was Mist and Eve's characters. Sorry about that, but the rest of you weren't in it. Of course, there was a Val, but...

Lavender Hope said...

That's a cool dream, Nix.

Nixion Strange said...

I may write down the story, actually... but with more people...

Nixion Strange said...

when he is goign to post those tour dates for Australia dn New Zealand... I need to know, cause... i need to know

NOM Ominous said...

Dooooo iiiiittt

Nixion Strange said...

maybe latter, I have an essay to finish

Lavender Hope said...

You know I'm doing that with the story I'm working on now? I had a dream and now I'm turning it into the story. But of course I added a lot and took out some things.

Nixion Strange said...

Cool Lav

Lavender Hope said...

Kay, Nix.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

One time I dreamed that I was Ivy. And I was at a craft store. Buying yarn. And then a girl from my school was wearing a purple dress for some reason and was shouting "There she is! The murderer! GET HER!" And then I rolled under a table and teleported away.


It was odd...

Nixion Strange said...

I wonder if Derek will have Mire do anything else... I bet he will... i think

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

That would be cool

Lavender Hope said...

Wb, Nix.

NOM Ominous said...

I had a dream the night the book cover came out, that those monster guys on the cover were running down a street, then they took off their heads, cuz they were helmets.
Then I realized that the monsters/guys I was watching couldn'tve been the monsters from the cover, cuz the monsters on the cover were hairy. Then I think they distroyed something like a lamppost

NOM Ominous said...

Wb?

NOM Ominous said...

Wanna bet?

NOM Ominous said...

Wizard bombs
Wash bath

Lavender Hope said...

WB- welcome back.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

That spunds really cool having your charectors in the books. Maybe there'll be.a chance for Ameriminions.

Jakro Tintreach said...

val... you here?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Yes, I am

Nixion Strange said...

Hey Jakro

Lavender Hope said...

Gah. I am having SO many second thoughts and last minute changes with my next part... I want to post it now, but I'm not sure if it's good enough...

Lavender Hope said...

Hi Jakro.

Jakro Tintreach said...

hi nix... val... check out my blog... ... ...

(dramatic face)

Jakro Tintreach said...

hi lav

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im here watching the storm! Its entertaining. I feel like the Hollow Men will break into my room

Nixion Strange said...

i already commented Jakro

Jakro Tintreach said...

nix... I was talking to val...
wouldn't it be awesome to read Gordon Edgley's books?

Nixion Strange said...

It would be so awesome
Maybe Derek will do that after SP?

NOM Ominous said...

Wb, me

NOM Ominous said...

Yeah that would be

Jakro Tintreach said...

oh... and skulduggery never wears a fez, despite the fact that they are cool!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Jakro that would be cool! Gordon reminds me of Derek exceot...dead. Lol

Jakro Tintreach said...

oh... you too thrust

NOM Ominous said...

Yea, but a fez would sorta fram his face in a weird way... like my haircut

NOM Ominous said...

I saw your post nice poem

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I pictured Skulduggery sounding like a mix between Jack Skelington and Bone Jangle from Corpse Bride

NOM Ominous said...

Stopmotion takes a while... I should know

Nixion Strange said...

I think Gorden is based on Derek...

NOM Ominous said...

Partly

NOM Ominous said...

Obviously the author side

NOM Ominous said...

But he says skul is based on him

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I think he is. I mean Gordon was a writer Derek IS a writer. When we do encounter Gordon he reminds me of Derek.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

@Thrust i dont see him based from Skul I did read all the books I currently am looking straight at them

Lavender Hope said...

I agree, Gordon does remind me of Derek.

Okay, I'm posted the next part...

Lavender Hope said...

*posting

NOM Ominous said...
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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im not alone!! Yay someone agrees with me. Now I gotta ask the 15 minions at lunch. Curious now

Jakro Tintreach said...

val... Val??? VAL?!?!?!?!?!


no... after I've decided who gets the parts... I'd send everyone their lines, and they could record themselves saying those by sound, video, etc. and send those back, and then I'd put those into the animation.

Nixion Strange said...

I agree, Gorden is Derek. I also see a little Derek in Skul, mainly the genius and the (sorry Derek) ego. Though you can see the same in Gorden

Nixion Strange said...

I wish I could, but I can't. I'm trying ti get my stuff onto my computer, but no time...

Lavender Hope said...

Cool, Jakro.

Posted...

http://lavenderhopestoryblog.blogspot.com/2012/05/chapter-two-part-two.html

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Don't have a heart attack yet, I'm not dead

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I would do it but as the female chaectors besides Davina are all Irish or British, not going to work. I SUCK at Irish accent. I do good on British

Jakro Tintreach said...

@zafira
you could always try out as tanith

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Oh, I'm not all that great at Irish accents... still working on it

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hmm I can try that. Friday I can do a video

Lavender Hope said...

Yeah, I'm not very good at Irish accents either...

Jakro Tintreach said...

val... you do realize that Valkyrie is Irish... but I've always pictured val as having a subtle accent

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Val, I mastered British I guess. I mainly listened to Helena Bonham Carter in Sweeney Todd. Irish accent, I need to hear it. I heard it a few times but in my theatre class we all failed it

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

@Jakro where can I try out?

Jakro Tintreach said...

remember... the character should fit derek's descriptions(see book 1), but also how you pictured them

Jakro Tintreach said...

zafira... my blog explains most of this

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ill do it Friday for sure. Best brush up my British accent

Nixion Strange said...

I never imagined them with any accents...

Jakro Tintreach said...

heheheh:

derek, 2 may, 2012

I have a new niece.

Her name is Sophie, she is nine pounds, four and half ounces with black hair, a squashed-up face, intriguingly large ears, and she is exactly four hours old. The prophecy is now complete. Life is imitating art. Sophie is now Valkyrie. Rebecca and Emily are now Carol and Crystal (sorry girls). I am now Gordon Edgley, and as such, I only have twelve years left before I am murdered by an evil sorcerer.

So much to do, so little time...

Jakro Tintreach said...

back in a sec... must see if 'Boy eats Girl' (dereks zombie movie) is on netflix

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Jakro, I think it would be more fun if there was no accents... then it would just be our normal voices

Lavender Hope said...

Okay, Jakro.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I imagined Billy-Ray with the Texan accent. I have heard that particular accent, but now I have to wonder on Scarab. Is he Texan too amd what Adept magic is he? Necromancer or sorta like China?

Lavender Hope said...

That would be nice... and interesting with all our different accents.

Nixion Strange said...

Sanguine, of course

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Jakro, Derek didn't say that

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I dont recall Derek saying that.

Jakro Tintreach said...

I dunno... an american might suit skulduggery and val... maybe ghastly... but tanith must have an english

Lavender Hope said...

I gtg now... Bbl!

Jakro Tintreach said...

yes he did, val...

http://dereklandy.blogspot.com/2010/05/babies-volcano-gods-and-jedward.html

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I can do Britsh definetly.

Ok why the heck do I own 2 copies of Scepter of The Ancients?!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Oh, right, he did say that... I was looking through old posts

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I found it!!! Lol. Im thinking of the one titled Derek's Great Adventure

That boor door

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hahaha, Derek called the horrible Justin Bieber an eight year old XD

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I own four copies of it; two isn't a lot

Jakro Tintreach said...

I own no copies of the books... I buy the uk ones when they come out, read them 5 times, and donate them to the school

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im taking my set to England I WILL find Derek. If he wont or cant cone to America (Which I dont understand why we Ameriminiobs are awesome!) I'll find him in Europe!!!

Jakro Tintreach said...

soon, derek is leaving for LA... which means:
1.) the movies is back on track
2.) ameriminions can swarm him at the airport!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm meeting up with Derek in Ireland if I go next year (which I will) - he even said he would!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

If he tells us when he's going to LA I can go

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

LA?! Thats it!!!! Im going to LA forget UK!!!! The 16 of us (15 from lunch plus me)bwill hunt him down. We Ameriminions are deprived of his awesomeness

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm gonna go, bye!

Jakro Tintreach said...

going... bye all!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I sound like a stalker....no wonder I was sorted into Slytherin

Nixion Strange said...

bye val

bye jakro

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Bye...well, I going too. DARK DAYS!!!! *shadow walks*

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Zaf

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ok my copy in school D:

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I think I misplaced Dark Days...*facepalm*

Derek made mistake! Its PA not LA

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