Oh, and my publishers would like me to include the Amazon link so you can pre-order this wonderful, wonderful book. Now, normally I hate linking to ANYTHING that has to do with selling my own books... and this is no exception...
(oh, and I also have no idea how these words ended up in the middle of the page like this, but hey...)
This is the link:
Whether you use it or not is up to you.
PS
The colour for this one is shiny GOLD.
PPS
I think now is the time to applaud one Mister Tom Percival.
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«Oldest ‹Older 3801 – 4000 of 4865 Newer› Newest»Fan fic is fun! I love writing them! *grins evilly*
=-) I love writing stories too! My current one is about dragons and is a bit eragon-y but its turning out ok.
Mine at the moment is about Life and Death. Literally. They've been put in bodies and now Death has a crush on Life. Wow, it's complicated.
Here's the link.
http://bubblesforblood.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/patchwork-prologue-and-chapter-1-being.html
klklklklkl! I'll just take a look now!
OK Stella!
thats sooo good! wow! well done.
Thanks Stella!
I should type up chap. 2 soon...
kl! do u handwrite ur stories 1st then type them up or do u type them totally on the computer like me?
No, I have my little notepad.
Will be distant now, typing up chapter 2!
kl. will be kinda distant as am black-outlining Val.
K Stella!
=-) Star, you still there?
I think she's typing.....
ooh, yeah, kl.
I can't wait until the next part of her fan fic is up! *is bouncing slightly*
I handwrite then type up.
POSTED! inkystar.blogspot.com
Only Dark and Lynxia (and only Dark hanging round in the background) out of you guys in this chapter. I typed it a little rushedly so forgive me if I've made mistakes . . .
*part, not chapter
klklkl can't w8 2 read it!
Stop getting your hopes up, it makes me feel guilty.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
*abandons typing and goes to read*
*waits for possible email* No, don't abandon typing! Type type type!
Meaning, TYPE SOS YOU POST MORE STORY SOONER!
that is rlly good and rly funny!=-)
Derek... You should make a Facebook page and update it more often.
*stares at screen* I HATE YOU PILE OF CRAP!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU POST THE COMMENT!!!!!?
????? and hi Sarthacus. I'm Stella, 4060 or numbers. I don't have a blogger account but I might get one soon.
Hi sarthacus!
BECAUSE IT'S A USELESS PIECE OF CRAP!
Thanks Stella:)
Quick question or my fanart: in any of the books, foes it mention Val wearing a particular colour T-shirt? Cos that's the only bit I've got left to colour.
Hey Sarthacus! Long time no see! (I'm seeing everyone I haven't seen in ages lately!)
Star!!! It won't let me comment on your blog so I'll put it here -
BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I loved it!! You've got Lynxia down to a T! I'd say pre-Elaisse by the way she's acting otherwise she's just had a mood swing and will kill everything out of paranoia rather than spite within five minutes!!
I NEEEEEEEEED the next bit, like, NOW!!!!!!
Just one tiny, ickle complaint. Lynxia doesn't have a dagger but loads of different sized carving knives on a belt.
Otherwise, I loved it! Can't wait for the next part!!
No, just black Stella.
k, thanx!
Hey.. um, just saying, i imagine a movie of this book would be pure...awesomeness!
Hey Beavermore!
*frowns* In someone else's story, she had a dagger, I think . . . That's why I put it in.
Yay! You liked it! :)
Sorry, "now" is not possible . . .
*throws tantrum* BUT WWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
Ok, I can see you putting the dagger in if someone else did, I'll find which one it is and tell the person who wrote it.
hi Beavermore, i agree with u, I'd love a movie of the book! I'm Stella, 4060 or numbers. I don't have a blogger account but I might get one soon.
oh sorry, g2g. c u guys!
See ya Stella!
I have been hooked on these books since they were given out too my year In year 7... It's the same case for quite a few others in my year!
Hey everyone! :)
Congrats on finding them! You have now also found the world within a world within a world that is Blogland! (WORLDCEPTION!!!)
In case you were wondering which worlds they might be...
Blogland is in the SP world which is in the normal/mortal world out there.
Gotta go! Bye! *hugs*
Okay. At least, I THINK someone else did - unless I got it totally wrong at the time I wrote the word "dagger" . . .
Bb in 15!
May the fours be with you people who left!
Oh - BACK!
hey...
Hey chloe!
hi star! i am currently addicted to anime!
I'm fine. You?
im great, but tired
I suppose, overall, that that's good. Is it still wonderful marvellous weather in Wales? It is here - not so hot as yesterday though.
its nice, but not as warm as it has been
derek! first--> the cover is awesome!!!!! and second--> wehen there will be a movie of skulduggery pleasant could you please tell us when the auditions will be ;) ?! because i really would like to audition for tanith or so....but for that i have to know when and where the auditions will beeeeeee! ;) just had to ask you ´bout this ;)
SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Like here . . . Maybe the warm spell's poofing:(
He doesn't know, hihihi. Sorry.
Awww, i like
save me! lollipop
<3 zero and icchi
Hello! Me back and just posted chapter 2!
I understood that percectly, chloe.
No, of course I'm not lying! Why would I lie???
YAY! *doesn't know what it's chapter two OF but likes all the stories (although maybe not equally!) so it's still yay*
*heads off to the bubble*
its anime.... 2 wizard boys...
*pops back for a secbefore reading' OH QUADRUPLE YAY IT'S PATCHWORK I LIKE THAT ONE IT'S ONE OF THE BEST I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT ALL DAY!
*pops back to the bubble again and begins reading*
You have Star? Awww, I feel flattered and honoured.
hi lynxia
Hey Chloe.
Oh, damn these disappearing comments!!!!!
I said I was ok. A bit bored but ok.
How are you?
im great,
watching
Save me! lollipop
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SERVICE UNAVAILABLE, ERROR 503???
I can't believe this. First you can't comment on my blog, now I can't comment on your blog.
YOU STUPID BLOGS!
Really interesting Lynxia - I know more about the whole Life/Death/Kinds etc. thing now:)
Patchwork is one of my favourites - but I already told you that . . .
KEEP UP THE GOOD SPEED!
And within two hours of each other too . . .
Thanks Star. I'm in the middle of chapter 4 at the moment. I <3 Rätsel! He's so funny! And everyone likes him, he's just so likeable and sly at the same time! Him and Mort are complete opposites but they are still best mates.
Never heard of it Chloe, sorry.
not many people have, its anime
I post as soon as I finish the typing. Which usually takes a while, coz I can only really do it on the laptop, which my brother, or other family members, often have, plus we get restrictions on computer time on weekends . . .
byii
ive g2g now aswell, byii!!
May the fours be with you!
Anyone want to take the ridiculous heat? Im in America...in MAY it does not re ach 90F by me not til. End of JUNE
It's crazily hot here as well at the mo:D
*whispers*
Shh. I'm sneaking on this computer to write my story. Not really doing homework...
*speaks normally*
But I want to keep writing. I got stuck on this one part but want to work it out before it becomes a month till I post it again.
I don't know why, but my room's always cold.
Maybe I should open a window...
Hello? Anyone?
Hi Phoenix.
Sorry I was distant.
Oh, I feel like rubbish....hardly got any sleep....luckily I'm staying home...
Hi Eve.
I hope you feel better. Sorry, I gotta go now. But I'll be back in 20 minutes. :)
Hello...?
Bye Lav...!
Um, quick comment.
Val was here but her 'Hello' comment disappeared. Just saying.
Bye now!
Hi Val, I can't see you!
Lucky for you, I'm far too sick to sample any blood today...
Although....you're not sick, are you?
Uh... no...
Excellent. *samples Val's blood and puts it in the fridge*
Hey! *runs over and tries to open fridge*
I hate doors..
*locks fridge* Yes, this one has a lock.
Back. :)
Hi Eve, hi Val!
Hi Lav!
Mwahahahaha...
Kay
Oh, you....
You ded.
Well, I'm too sick to dedicate.
*sighs*
Fine.
I dedicate to Eve cause she doesn't feel well. Hope you get better soon. :)
Thanks lav
*is attempting to beat the fridge to death*
I hate things that can't die... they always prevent me from getting what I want
Welcome Eve. :)
Now I'm gonna work on my story.
Now, Valkyrie, what did the fridge ever do to you?
Okay lav
I'm gonna go now...
Sayonara!
Bye Eve! Hope you feel better soon!
So...
How are you, Val? Is it warm where you live?
Just trying to start a conversation. :)
It's pretty hot over here.
I like when it's cold here... I get surname burned if I'm outside for 10 minutes when it's hot. I've got really pale skin.
*sunburned
Stupid spell check
Oh. That stinks.
What about swimming? Do you swim?
Yeah. I have to wear lots of sunscreen. But it's never that hot anyway. Mostly rain.
I can swim!
My favorite things to do during summer is swimming and reading. And hanging out with my friends. Maybe I'll be able to see them more often if I stay here for the summer.
Hi Zaf! Cool. :) So how's you're almost summer?
Oh yeah. Is school almost done for you guys? Mine ends on June 6. So soon!
Mine ends on June 25. It's so far!
I can swim!
That is a while off, Val.
Do you like swimming? I love swimming. :) If I could, I'd go every day. Well, I used to before I moved. We used to live really close to a community pool and me and my friends would go a lot.
I love swimming. And there's an indoor pool really close by - they have slides!
Ohh! Cool! :D
You know, I couldn't go on the slides till I was 12. I was too short! I still am short, but tall enough to go on them now.
brb
Back!
Hi!
Hi! I left too. My mumzy wanted me to go with her to buy pizza.
Hi Thrust!
WB Val. Funny, my mom's buying pizza too.
*thinks* I have... I have... $140!!!! I'm going to buy Skulduggery stuff! YAY!
Cool Val. :)
I don't know how much I have.
I don't think I've had this much money at once since... Actually, I don't think I ever have... *gos on Amazon*
June 25th MY BIRTHDAY!!!
Don't forget!
If you do, I'll feed you broccoli.
I don't mind broccoli all that much.
Happy early birthday, Thrust!
You gonna be on then?
Do you like broccoli when you eat it through your nose?
I'll be on very often so that I can save my money on broccoli.
I don't mind it much, either Val.
Thrust, what are your two favorite colors?
Reminding you
Oh and give me an object.
msd
thinks. Give me a minute.
I too may appear to have disapeared suddenly (matsd)
Uh... are you threatening to put it up my nose, Thrust?
yellow and blue... maybe...
and object...
Okay.
Or maybe black... I donno. nah stick with the actual clours on the wheel... ok fine. I like blue... I sometimes yellow.
Also red at times heence my profile pic
a yellow sun looks good on blue water.
Kay. :)
And yeah, not black please.
The exploding TARDIS painting is yellow and blue...
That was what I was hinting at, yes, Val... I'm sure you won't have to worry about it though... Not because I can't, but because I'm sure you'll remember the day you finish school is someones birthday... then you'll hear all those guys on the radio talking about Micheal Jackson... and then you'll say THRUST! Or think it...
Ah... so it is, val... why would someone put that on their wall?
http://dyn1.media.forbiddenplanet.com/products/2380865.JPG.size-300_maxheight-300_square-true.jpg
Um, were you hinting those as the objects? A yellow sun on blue water? Cause I'm a little confused...
My iPod case works! I dropped it twice but the case didn't pop out or crack. Yay. :)
*looks at link*
*speaks in awe*
Wwwhhhoooaaaa. That's coooolll.
I actually said that out loud.
Amanda has the exploding TARDIS poster on her wall alongside a "ALL HAIL THE NEW DALEKS" poster
No...
I don't have a favorite colour, but I like drawing stuff, and when people ask me, or I ask myself what my favorite colour is, I think of the next thing I thought of drawing, or whatever, and I thought of water... and then I added a sun.... and then I got blue and yellow.
Or sometimes I just say blue.
OK, I suppose blue, and an alternating companion
nice, val.
Oh. Okay. So you don't have an object?
Well, it's fine if you don't. I don't really need an object. Just thought it would be better.
I just got a haircut.
sorry... what is this for?
Woah, I want the giant one on my wall... Amanda's is normal poster size.
Well, it's a surprise. Unless you want to know...
The giant one looks cool, huh Val.
The giant one looks awesome...
In English wenhad to write a poem about a piece of artwork and that's what I chose...
OOOOH you know screen savers that go on forever?
Imagine following the TARDIS down that tunnel of clouds and lightning whenever you leave your on for too long..
OH, THAT WOULD BE COOL!
Yeah, it would.
Well, OBVIOUSLY, Lav I want to know, but if it's a surprise, I guess I can wait as long as anyone for the moment your waiting for to tell all of us little peoples what it is you are slowly, inconspicuously harvesting these seemingly random details about the peoples on derek landy's blog.
You guys notice that the 'follow' button at the top left corner of the navigation bar disappeared?
Eddie or editorsarticle.blogspot.com, made a post about it. Maybe if you click the link, it might put you to the post.
brb
Still not to 5000? I'm confused
I noticed, but after that i have no idea what you are talking about...
Never mind then.
Hi Mouse!
I'm back btw.
Hi Lav! I gotta go though, my tv show is on.
hmmm... lav?
Hi monstermouse! yeah we've been slow lately. We even have a little room in the previous post in case this one gets full...
Well, about the surprise, I just use these 'seemingly random details' for one thing really. After I finish, I sometimes forget the details. :P
Okay, bye Mouse!
Yeah, Thrust?
its very weird.
I only just got my computer to be able to post comments a while ago... its hard to stay and gave a coversation, im easily distracted,
Bye! my show is seriously on! SQUEALS! Season Finnaly.
have not gave, bye again
That's okay, Mouse. See ya. :)
Nothing Lav!!
Bye Mouse.
“Ah, this looks like something we can use,” said Aring reaching for a door next to which was a sign that showed a man walking down stairs. “If I’m not mistaken, behind here should be stairs.”
Rinut looked skeptically at Aring, “why would you be mistaken?”
“It depends on how you look at the picture. See? That zigzag thing could be fire, and the man could be running away from it.”
“What in the world would that mean?”
“It could be a warning,” said Aring. “In case of fire: RUN!”
Rinut tilted his head, “No I’m not seeing it”
Okay then.
Gosh, this next part I'm trying to write for my story is, well, really hard to write. I've had to change it so much already.
I love how dialogue can make four lines into four thousand billion.
That's funny, Thrust. Is it for a story you're writing?
Yeah. For school.
Only I always get carried away and write a book instead of the required minimum of 500 words. It's great fun, but it's TIME CONSUMING
Ooh, I wanna be a weeping angel for Halloween...
Why do you want to be a weeping angle?
*angel
I know what you mean, Thrust. I do that sometimes too.
Freaky, Val. I bet you'd look very spooky.
Because then I can scare people. Amanda wants to be a night terror.
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/332/6/1/weeping_angels_by_hydra_lantern-d33sz4a.jpg
*reads email*
*suddenly sits upright in chair*
Whoa!
Now you have to tell us why you said whoa, lav
I got an email saying that a friend has invited me and my Warriors blog to join a Blog-Train.
Then it says "What is the Blog-Train.net?
Its a possibility to get more Visitors and Readers for your blog.
Its absolutly free and you even do not need to register."
Ha, they spelled absolutely wrong.
ha.
But I think that's cool. Except that I haven't even started it yet...
*moans*
I know I need to. It's just... barely anyone knows about Warriors and it takes a lot of time trying to explain it...
I'm sorry to complain.
that's cool lav! are you gonna do it?
Isn't warriors about cats?
I've gotten a little bit of it made already. Like the names and types of cats, but it;s going to take a while to start it...
My priority at the moment is the story I'm working on now.
Yeah, it's about cats.
no it's cool. I would love more people to know about skulduggery where I am.
They just don't give a shit.
also, I found this cool book called Ender's Game, that I put off to read a few years ago... I never did, but then I found out there was going to be a movie of it, so I had to read it before EVERYONE knew about it and i could no longer say i knew about it before the movie.
I'm on the last chapter. It;s the best.
msd
My friend Lizzy has read most of the Warriors books. I read the first one.
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