Friday, May 25, 2012

This Is Awesome...



Oh, and my publishers would like me to include the Amazon link so you can pre-order this wonderful, wonderful book. Now, normally I hate linking to ANYTHING that has to do with selling my own books... and this is no exception...

(oh, and I also have no idea how these words ended up in the middle of the page like this, but hey...)

This is the link:


Whether you use it or not is up to you.

PS

The colour for this one is shiny GOLD.

PPS

I think now is the time to applaud one Mister Tom Percival.

4,865 comments:

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Lynxia Lost said...

Fan fic is fun! I love writing them! *grins evilly*

Anonymous said...

=-) I love writing stories too! My current one is about dragons and is a bit eragon-y but its turning out ok.

Lynxia Lost said...

Mine at the moment is about Life and Death. Literally. They've been put in bodies and now Death has a crush on Life. Wow, it's complicated.
Here's the link.
http://bubblesforblood.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/patchwork-prologue-and-chapter-1-being.html

Anonymous said...

klklklklkl! I'll just take a look now!

Lynxia Lost said...

OK Stella!

Anonymous said...

thats sooo good! wow! well done.

Lynxia Lost said...

Thanks Stella!

I should type up chap. 2 soon...

Anonymous said...

kl! do u handwrite ur stories 1st then type them up or do u type them totally on the computer like me?

Lynxia Lost said...

No, I have my little notepad.

Will be distant now, typing up chapter 2!

Anonymous said...

kl. will be kinda distant as am black-outlining Val.

Lynxia Lost said...

K Stella!

Anonymous said...

=-) Star, you still there?

Lynxia Lost said...

I think she's typing.....

Anonymous said...

ooh, yeah, kl.

Lynxia Lost said...

I can't wait until the next part of her fan fic is up! *is bouncing slightly*

Star Inkbright said...

I handwrite then type up.

POSTED! inkystar.blogspot.com

Only Dark and Lynxia (and only Dark hanging round in the background) out of you guys in this chapter. I typed it a little rushedly so forgive me if I've made mistakes . . .

Star Inkbright said...

*part, not chapter

Anonymous said...

klklkl can't w8 2 read it!

Star Inkbright said...

Stop getting your hopes up, it makes me feel guilty.

Lynxia Lost said...

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

*abandons typing and goes to read*

Star Inkbright said...

*waits for possible email* No, don't abandon typing! Type type type!

Star Inkbright said...

Meaning, TYPE SOS YOU POST MORE STORY SOONER!

Anonymous said...

that is rlly good and rly funny!=-)

Star Lord said...

Derek... You should make a Facebook page and update it more often.

Lynxia Lost said...

*stares at screen* I HATE YOU PILE OF CRAP!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU POST THE COMMENT!!!!!?

Anonymous said...

????? and hi Sarthacus. I'm Stella, 4060 or numbers. I don't have a blogger account but I might get one soon.

Star Inkbright said...

Hi sarthacus!

BECAUSE IT'S A USELESS PIECE OF CRAP!

Thanks Stella:)

Anonymous said...

Quick question or my fanart: in any of the books, foes it mention Val wearing a particular colour T-shirt? Cos that's the only bit I've got left to colour.

Lynxia Lost said...

Hey Sarthacus! Long time no see! (I'm seeing everyone I haven't seen in ages lately!)

Star!!! It won't let me comment on your blog so I'll put it here -


BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I loved it!! You've got Lynxia down to a T! I'd say pre-Elaisse by the way she's acting otherwise she's just had a mood swing and will kill everything out of paranoia rather than spite within five minutes!!

I NEEEEEEEEED the next bit, like, NOW!!!!!!

Just one tiny, ickle complaint. Lynxia doesn't have a dagger but loads of different sized carving knives on a belt.
Otherwise, I loved it! Can't wait for the next part!!

Lynxia Lost said...

No, just black Stella.

Anonymous said...

k, thanx!

Beavermore said...

Hey.. um, just saying, i imagine a movie of this book would be pure...awesomeness!

Lynxia Lost said...

Hey Beavermore!

Star Inkbright said...

*frowns* In someone else's story, she had a dagger, I think . . . That's why I put it in.

Yay! You liked it! :)

Sorry, "now" is not possible . . .

Lynxia Lost said...

*throws tantrum* BUT WWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Ok, I can see you putting the dagger in if someone else did, I'll find which one it is and tell the person who wrote it.

Anonymous said...

hi Beavermore, i agree with u, I'd love a movie of the book! I'm Stella, 4060 or numbers. I don't have a blogger account but I might get one soon.

Anonymous said...

oh sorry, g2g. c u guys!

Lynxia Lost said...

See ya Stella!

Beavermore said...

I have been hooked on these books since they were given out too my year In year 7... It's the same case for quite a few others in my year!

Beavermore said...

Hey everyone! :)

Lynxia Lost said...

Congrats on finding them! You have now also found the world within a world within a world that is Blogland! (WORLDCEPTION!!!)
In case you were wondering which worlds they might be...
Blogland is in the SP world which is in the normal/mortal world out there.

Lynxia Lost said...

Gotta go! Bye! *hugs*

Star Inkbright said...

Okay. At least, I THINK someone else did - unless I got it totally wrong at the time I wrote the word "dagger" . . .

Bb in 15!

Star Inkbright said...

May the fours be with you people who left!

Oh - BACK!

Inky Flame said...

hey...

Star Inkbright said...

Hey chloe!

Inky Flame said...

hi star! i am currently addicted to anime!

Star Inkbright said...

I'm fine. You?

Inky Flame said...

im great, but tired

Star Inkbright said...

I suppose, overall, that that's good. Is it still wonderful marvellous weather in Wales? It is here - not so hot as yesterday though.

Inky Flame said...

its nice, but not as warm as it has been

hihihihihihihih said...

derek! first--> the cover is awesome!!!!! and second--> wehen there will be a movie of skulduggery pleasant could you please tell us when the auditions will be ;) ?! because i really would like to audition for tanith or so....but for that i have to know when and where the auditions will beeeeeee! ;) just had to ask you ´bout this ;)


SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Star Inkbright said...

Like here . . . Maybe the warm spell's poofing:(

Star Inkbright said...

He doesn't know, hihihi. Sorry.

Inky Flame said...

Awww, i like
save me! lollipop
<3 zero and icchi

Lynxia Lost said...

Hello! Me back and just posted chapter 2!

Star Inkbright said...

I understood that percectly, chloe.

No, of course I'm not lying! Why would I lie???

Star Inkbright said...

YAY! *doesn't know what it's chapter two OF but likes all the stories (although maybe not equally!) so it's still yay*

*heads off to the bubble*

Inky Flame said...

its anime.... 2 wizard boys...

Star Inkbright said...

*pops back for a secbefore reading' OH QUADRUPLE YAY IT'S PATCHWORK I LIKE THAT ONE IT'S ONE OF THE BEST I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT ALL DAY!

*pops back to the bubble again and begins reading*

Lynxia Lost said...

You have Star? Awww, I feel flattered and honoured.

Inky Flame said...

hi lynxia

Lynxia Lost said...

Hey Chloe.

Lynxia Lost said...

Oh, damn these disappearing comments!!!!!

I said I was ok. A bit bored but ok.
How are you?

Inky Flame said...

im great,
watching
Save me! lollipop

Star Inkbright said...

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SERVICE UNAVAILABLE, ERROR 503???

I can't believe this. First you can't comment on my blog, now I can't comment on your blog.

YOU STUPID BLOGS!

Really interesting Lynxia - I know more about the whole Life/Death/Kinds etc. thing now:)

Patchwork is one of my favourites - but I already told you that . . .

KEEP UP THE GOOD SPEED!

Star Inkbright said...

And within two hours of each other too . . .

Lynxia Lost said...

Thanks Star. I'm in the middle of chapter 4 at the moment. I <3 Rätsel! He's so funny! And everyone likes him, he's just so likeable and sly at the same time! Him and Mort are complete opposites but they are still best mates.

Never heard of it Chloe, sorry.

Inky Flame said...

not many people have, its anime

Star Inkbright said...

I post as soon as I finish the typing. Which usually takes a while, coz I can only really do it on the laptop, which my brother, or other family members, often have, plus we get restrictions on computer time on weekends . . .

Inky Flame said...

byii

Inky Flame said...

ive g2g now aswell, byii!!

Star Inkbright said...

May the fours be with you!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Anyone want to take the ridiculous heat? Im in America...in MAY it does not re ach 90F by me not til. End of JUNE

Star Inkbright said...

It's crazily hot here as well at the mo:D

Lavender Hope said...

*whispers*
Shh. I'm sneaking on this computer to write my story. Not really doing homework...

*speaks normally*
But I want to keep writing. I got stuck on this one part but want to work it out before it becomes a month till I post it again.

Lavender Hope said...

I don't know why, but my room's always cold.

Maybe I should open a window...

Anonymous said...

Hello? Anyone?

Lavender Hope said...

Hi Phoenix.

Sorry I was distant.

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh, I feel like rubbish....hardly got any sleep....luckily I'm staying home...

Lavender Hope said...

Hi Eve.

I hope you feel better. Sorry, I gotta go now. But I'll be back in 20 minutes. :)

Eve the ROCK said...

Hello...?

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Lav...!

Lavender Hope said...

Um, quick comment.

Val was here but her 'Hello' comment disappeared. Just saying.

Bye now!

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Val, I can't see you!

Eve the ROCK said...

Lucky for you, I'm far too sick to sample any blood today...

Although....you're not sick, are you?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Uh... no...

Eve the ROCK said...

Excellent. *samples Val's blood and puts it in the fridge*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hey! *runs over and tries to open fridge*


I hate doors..

Eve the ROCK said...

*locks fridge* Yes, this one has a lock.

Lavender Hope said...

Back. :)

Hi Eve, hi Val!

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Lav!

Eve the ROCK said...

Mwahahahaha...

Lavender Hope said...
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Eve the ROCK said...

Kay

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh, you....

Lavender Hope said...

You ded.

Eve the ROCK said...

Well, I'm too sick to dedicate.

Lavender Hope said...

*sighs*
Fine.


I dedicate to Eve cause she doesn't feel well. Hope you get better soon. :)

Eve the ROCK said...
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Eve the ROCK said...

Thanks lav

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*is attempting to beat the fridge to death*


I hate things that can't die... they always prevent me from getting what I want

Lavender Hope said...

Welcome Eve. :)

Now I'm gonna work on my story.

Eve the ROCK said...

Now, Valkyrie, what did the fridge ever do to you?

Eve the ROCK said...

Okay lav

Eve the ROCK said...

I'm gonna go now...

Sayonara!

Lavender Hope said...

Bye Eve! Hope you feel better soon!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

So...

Lavender Hope said...

How are you, Val? Is it warm where you live?

Lavender Hope said...

Just trying to start a conversation. :)

It's pretty hot over here.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I like when it's cold here... I get surname burned if I'm outside for 10 minutes when it's hot. I've got really pale skin.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*sunburned

Stupid spell check

Lavender Hope said...

Oh. That stinks.

Lavender Hope said...

What about swimming? Do you swim?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Yeah. I have to wear lots of sunscreen. But it's never that hot anyway. Mostly rain.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I can swim!

Lavender Hope said...

My favorite things to do during summer is swimming and reading. And hanging out with my friends. Maybe I'll be able to see them more often if I stay here for the summer.

Lavender Hope said...

Hi Zaf! Cool. :) So how's you're almost summer?

Oh yeah. Is school almost done for you guys? Mine ends on June 6. So soon!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Mine ends on June 25. It's so far!


I can swim!

Lavender Hope said...

That is a while off, Val.

Do you like swimming? I love swimming. :) If I could, I'd go every day. Well, I used to before I moved. We used to live really close to a community pool and me and my friends would go a lot.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I love swimming. And there's an indoor pool really close by - they have slides!

Lavender Hope said...

Ohh! Cool! :D

You know, I couldn't go on the slides till I was 12. I was too short! I still am short, but tall enough to go on them now.

brb

Lavender Hope said...

Back!

Reflector said...

Hi!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hi! I left too. My mumzy wanted me to go with her to buy pizza.

Lavender Hope said...

Hi Thrust!

WB Val. Funny, my mom's buying pizza too.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*thinks* I have... I have... $140!!!! I'm going to buy Skulduggery stuff! YAY!

Lavender Hope said...

Cool Val. :)

I don't know how much I have.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I don't think I've had this much money at once since... Actually, I don't think I ever have... *gos on Amazon*

Reflector said...

June 25th MY BIRTHDAY!!!
Don't forget!
If you do, I'll feed you broccoli.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I don't mind broccoli all that much.

Lavender Hope said...

Happy early birthday, Thrust!

You gonna be on then?

Reflector said...

Do you like broccoli when you eat it through your nose?

Reflector said...

I'll be on very often so that I can save my money on broccoli.

Lavender Hope said...

I don't mind it much, either Val.

Thrust, what are your two favorite colors?

Reflector said...

Reminding you

Lavender Hope said...

Oh and give me an object.

msd

Reflector said...

thinks. Give me a minute.
I too may appear to have disapeared suddenly (matsd)

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Uh... are you threatening to put it up my nose, Thrust?

Reflector said...

yellow and blue... maybe...
and object...

Lavender Hope said...

Okay.

Reflector said...

Or maybe black... I donno. nah stick with the actual clours on the wheel... ok fine. I like blue... I sometimes yellow.
Also red at times heence my profile pic

Reflector said...

a yellow sun looks good on blue water.

Lavender Hope said...

Kay. :)

And yeah, not black please.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

The exploding TARDIS painting is yellow and blue...

Reflector said...

That was what I was hinting at, yes, Val... I'm sure you won't have to worry about it though... Not because I can't, but because I'm sure you'll remember the day you finish school is someones birthday... then you'll hear all those guys on the radio talking about Micheal Jackson... and then you'll say THRUST! Or think it...

Reflector said...

Ah... so it is, val... why would someone put that on their wall?
http://dyn1.media.forbiddenplanet.com/products/2380865.JPG.size-300_maxheight-300_square-true.jpg

Lavender Hope said...

Um, were you hinting those as the objects? A yellow sun on blue water? Cause I'm a little confused...

My iPod case works! I dropped it twice but the case didn't pop out or crack. Yay. :)

Lavender Hope said...

*looks at link*
*speaks in awe*
Wwwhhhoooaaaa. That's coooolll.

I actually said that out loud.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Amanda has the exploding TARDIS poster on her wall alongside a "ALL HAIL THE NEW DALEKS" poster

Reflector said...

No...
I don't have a favorite colour, but I like drawing stuff, and when people ask me, or I ask myself what my favorite colour is, I think of the next thing I thought of drawing, or whatever, and I thought of water... and then I added a sun.... and then I got blue and yellow.

Reflector said...

Or sometimes I just say blue.

Reflector said...

OK, I suppose blue, and an alternating companion

Reflector said...

nice, val.

Lavender Hope said...

Oh. Okay. So you don't have an object?

Well, it's fine if you don't. I don't really need an object. Just thought it would be better.

Reflector said...

I just got a haircut.

Reflector said...

sorry... what is this for?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Woah, I want the giant one on my wall... Amanda's is normal poster size.

Lavender Hope said...

Well, it's a surprise. Unless you want to know...

Lavender Hope said...

The giant one looks cool, huh Val.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

The giant one looks awesome...


In English wenhad to write a poem about a piece of artwork and that's what I chose...

Reflector said...

OOOOH you know screen savers that go on forever?

Imagine following the TARDIS down that tunnel of clouds and lightning whenever you leave your on for too long..

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

OH, THAT WOULD BE COOL!

Lavender Hope said...

Yeah, it would.

Reflector said...

Well, OBVIOUSLY, Lav I want to know, but if it's a surprise, I guess I can wait as long as anyone for the moment your waiting for to tell all of us little peoples what it is you are slowly, inconspicuously harvesting these seemingly random details about the peoples on derek landy's blog.

Lavender Hope said...

You guys notice that the 'follow' button at the top left corner of the navigation bar disappeared?

Eddie or editorsarticle.blogspot.com, made a post about it. Maybe if you click the link, it might put you to the post.

brb

MonsterMouse said...

Still not to 5000? I'm confused

Reflector said...

I noticed, but after that i have no idea what you are talking about...

Lavender Hope said...

Never mind then.

Hi Mouse!

I'm back btw.

MonsterMouse said...

Hi Lav! I gotta go though, my tv show is on.

Reflector said...

hmmm... lav?

Hi monstermouse! yeah we've been slow lately. We even have a little room in the previous post in case this one gets full...

Lavender Hope said...

Well, about the surprise, I just use these 'seemingly random details' for one thing really. After I finish, I sometimes forget the details. :P

Okay, bye Mouse!

Yeah, Thrust?

MonsterMouse said...

its very weird.
I only just got my computer to be able to post comments a while ago... its hard to stay and gave a coversation, im easily distracted,

Bye! my show is seriously on! SQUEALS! Season Finnaly.

MonsterMouse said...

have not gave, bye again

Lavender Hope said...

That's okay, Mouse. See ya. :)

Reflector said...

Nothing Lav!!
Bye Mouse.

Reflector said...

“Ah, this looks like something we can use,” said Aring reaching for a door next to which was a sign that showed a man walking down stairs. “If I’m not mistaken, behind here should be stairs.”
Rinut looked skeptically at Aring, “why would you be mistaken?”
“It depends on how you look at the picture. See? That zigzag thing could be fire, and the man could be running away from it.”
“What in the world would that mean?”
“It could be a warning,” said Aring. “In case of fire: RUN!”
Rinut tilted his head, “No I’m not seeing it”

Lavender Hope said...

Okay then.

Gosh, this next part I'm trying to write for my story is, well, really hard to write. I've had to change it so much already.

Reflector said...

I love how dialogue can make four lines into four thousand billion.

Lavender Hope said...

That's funny, Thrust. Is it for a story you're writing?

Reflector said...

Yeah. For school.
Only I always get carried away and write a book instead of the required minimum of 500 words. It's great fun, but it's TIME CONSUMING

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Ooh, I wanna be a weeping angel for Halloween...

Reflector said...

Why do you want to be a weeping angle?

Reflector said...

*angel

Lavender Hope said...

I know what you mean, Thrust. I do that sometimes too.

Freaky, Val. I bet you'd look very spooky.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Because then I can scare people. Amanda wants to be a night terror.

Reflector said...

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/332/6/1/weeping_angels_by_hydra_lantern-d33sz4a.jpg

Lavender Hope said...

*reads email*
*suddenly sits upright in chair*
Whoa!

Reflector said...

Now you have to tell us why you said whoa, lav

Lavender Hope said...

I got an email saying that a friend has invited me and my Warriors blog to join a Blog-Train.

Then it says "What is the Blog-Train.net?
Its a possibility to get more Visitors and Readers for your blog.
Its absolutly free and you even do not need to register."

Ha, they spelled absolutely wrong.

Reflector said...

ha.

Lavender Hope said...

But I think that's cool. Except that I haven't even started it yet...

*moans*
I know I need to. It's just... barely anyone knows about Warriors and it takes a lot of time trying to explain it...

I'm sorry to complain.

Reflector said...

that's cool lav! are you gonna do it?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Isn't warriors about cats?

Lavender Hope said...

I've gotten a little bit of it made already. Like the names and types of cats, but it;s going to take a while to start it...

My priority at the moment is the story I'm working on now.

Lavender Hope said...

Yeah, it's about cats.

Reflector said...

no it's cool. I would love more people to know about skulduggery where I am.
They just don't give a shit.
also, I found this cool book called Ender's Game, that I put off to read a few years ago... I never did, but then I found out there was going to be a movie of it, so I had to read it before EVERYONE knew about it and i could no longer say i knew about it before the movie.

Reflector said...

I'm on the last chapter. It;s the best.

Reflector said...

msd

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

My friend Lizzy has read most of the Warriors books. I read the first one.

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