Friday, May 4, 2012

Mmmmm Violence...

Glory be, glory be, it's done. Finished. Done and dusted. Over. Practically. Almost.

The edits are all done. I have the weekend to go over KOTW one more time and then we send it to the copyeditor. The copyeditor basically makes sure I haven't made any huge mistakes, and corrects all the little ones before it's too late. She'll tweak and suggest and cut and replace, and then she'll send the manuscript back to me and I'll make my final adjustments, and that'll be it. Boom. Over.

Right now, the book clocks in at 134,729 words. Considering that Death Bringer was marginally over 118,000 words, that's quite a substantial increase. Golly gee, it's gonna be a big book! We're going to have to reduce the font size again to cram as many words onto the page as possible, but our font size is typically big anyway, so at least we have room to play with.

This is the first book where I've had serious discussions with my editor about the level of violence. (Well, I say serious... he was TRYING to be serious and I was making jokes, but you know...)

It's a weird thing, to write a series, because the readers get older as the books are released. Valkyrie gets older, the situations she finds herself in become more grown-up, and the themes get darker and darker as the end approaches. What all this means is that occasionally I fall into the trap of assuming that the Skulduggery readership is able to handle whatever I throw at them. And for the most part, they are.

But there will ALWAYS be new readers. There will ALWAYS be a nine year old who picks up the books for the first time and reads them in a few weeks. And it's unfair to expect that nine year old to be able to deal with content that is more suited to teenagers and adults. So where does that leave me?

In a weird place, that's where. On one hand, I've NEVER viewed this series as strictly children's books, and that view just keeps getting stronger and stronger as Valkyrie gets older. But on the other hand, I have a responsibility to the younger readers to not give them anything they can't handle.

And all of this makes me ever-so-thankful that we have such a thing as editors. I wrote this book in two and a half months of sheer WORK. There was no time to doubt myself and no time for second guesses. Whatever I put down on the page stayed on the page. When you have a more relaxed timetable you can afford to wonder about what you've just written but when the deadline is rushing towards you like a screaming train you just WRITE. With that in mind, I'm not surprised at all that I went too far in some areas. And it was so much FUN.

The battle still isn't over, by the way. Nick, my editor, still thinks I could be a little less bloodthirsty, while I think I'm just bloodthirsty enough. Some serious things happen in this book, and I reckon I needed to be as brutal and uncompromising as possible in order to achieve what I needed to achieve. But we have another week or so of him trying to be serious and me making jokes before I have to make the final decision.

And now a picture!


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Lord Vlaedr said...

Who is your brother, Eve?

Zathract Mist said...

I know what both of you are talking about.
That story made no sense...China ate her hair...

Nixion Strange said...

You know, despite her "treachery" China hasn't betrayed anyone on the good side

Eve the ROCK said...

A frog.....


NO! I do not want a frog! I have a toad!

*starts singing with toad* Choirs with toads are awesome.

Luciana said...

Actually, some people hate China. I know many people who can't stand her as a character...So you're wrong there, my dear. Not quite everyone feels the same way, about Miss Sorrows.

Flame Phoenix said...

am i in other account?

Nixion Strange said...

My frog controlls dementions. He's mine!
*laughs evily and commands frog to destroy the 78th demention*

Nixion Strange said...

Nup Flame

Eve the ROCK said...

My brother is the president of the Narnian Music Industry.

Because it was made of ravioli, Mist. Wouldn't you eat your hair if it were made if ravioli?

HM?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Now?

Lord Vlaedr said...

What madness is this????

Luciana said...

Nix, we don't know of China betraying anyone on the 'good side', as of yet. You forget how intelligent, she truly is and so she would have hid this well, if she had done such a thing.

Nixion Strange said...

Yp Flame

Vlaedr, thus is Blogland madness

Lord Vlaedr said...

Indeed....

Nixion Strange said...

If she did, the double crossed everyone, cause in nearly every book, she helped the good side
Execpt in Death Bringer, cause she had her own problems. And in Dark Days
It's possible that she betrayed them in those books...

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Okay, can who is the admin of bogland chronicles?

Eve the ROCK said...

I believe you meant to say,

What is the meaning of this madness?

Lord Vlaedr said...

Makes sense. If everyone was sane here, then blogland wouldnt be as interesting. But if everyone was insane, then blogland would become ever-so-slightly difficult to understand. Unless you are insane. Then it makes absolutely sense in your little demented world. Make sense, doesnt it?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Isn't it lynx?

even though it was my idea..

Nixion Strange said...

Lynxia is

Luciana said...

Indeed, you can't dismiss possibilities, nor can you jump to conclusions. Derek is incredibly clever and leaves the books open for theories to occur, but not too open as to make it so ANYTHING can happen. :')

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Totally Vlaedr.

Nixion Strange said...

It actually does Vlaedr. That in itself is a testamany to my madness

Mary Contrary said...

Yes, Vlaedr. It makes perfect sense.

Lord Vlaedr said...

Therefore, insanity is appreciated here, to add flavour and variety; whilst keeping things going. Boring old sanity is mediocre and doesnt make for good stories or characters.

I think I will call this, "The Blogland Syndrome".

Lord Vlaedr said...

TBS for short.

Luciana said...

Sanity is the ability to deny everything fun.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Pft. It's not a medical disease, just slight madness none of us shall ever cure.

Nixion Strange said...

We've all known we're insane for a logn time. Star even came up with a name, though a forgot

Nixion Strange said...

brb

Nixion Strange said...

BAKC

Lord Vlaedr said...

Insanity is having a different prespective of the world, and percieving boring things in a fun way.

I think. Thats how I am. Sometimes. Are you mad if you admite to being insane sometimes?

Lord Vlaedr said...

WB Nix.... Welcome Back to Insanity....


That is just such a cool line....

Nixion Strange said...

Oh, Insanity follows me around like a dog, looking for a treat

Nixion Strange said...

Vlaedr, we all admit to being insane. INSANITY!

Luciana said...

Hello, again, Nix. *waves and throws cupcakes at everyone*

Lord Vlaedr said...

Well then feed it, Nix. Stray dogs always come back when you feed them.

Nixion Strange said...

I do feed it, now it won't leave me alone. IT NEVER LEAVES!
*looks at insanity that is like a dog*

Mary Contrary said...

*nods* I'm insane.
*noms a cupcake happily*

Lord Vlaedr said...

*wipes icing off face*

I resent that.

Nixion Strange said...

Why do you resent that
*is confuzzled*

Luciana said...

Scooby Doo <3 I LOVE THIS FILM. :'3

Nixion Strange said...

Wait, what do you resent?!

Violent Spork said...

Hi.

Lord Vlaedr said...

Resent ~ to feel aggrieved about something or towards somebody, often because of a perceived wrong or injustice

Nixion Strange said...

I know what resent means!

Lord Vlaedr said...

HI AMP. That is all I see when I look at your name.

Nixion Strange said...

Hi... you

Violent Spork said...

Wait. Nah, i thought i heard the ZOMBIE APPOCOLYPSE OF SCAPEGRACE coming. But no, i thought wrong. *looks slightly sad*

Violent Spork said...

Just call me Toffee. Everyone else does

Lord Vlaedr said...

Nix I hardly see why my comment is so puzzling.

Luciana said...

Hello, person. I'm actually going to refer to you as person, until there is another name I can refer to you as. :)

Lord Vlaedr said...

So YOU are the infamous Toffee... That doesnt like coffee, but likes toffee...

Luciana said...

I REALLY WANT SOME COFFEE, NOWWWWW.

Mary Contrary said...

Hi Toffee! *waves* Nice to meet you!

Lord Vlaedr said...

Valice, I have done as you asked.

Violent Spork said...

Please, Fred if your going to jump of that building, at least put an easil under you, so when you splat you create art. We could call it, Splatters by Fred.
That was just rambling really. Please dont think I'm going to assist someone in suicide.

Star Inkbright said...

Hi people!

Refering to the comments avove, my name for us is the EIOUEMGG. Pronounced i owe you a mug. Stands for Extremely Insane Outsane Unsane and Exsane Minions of the Golden God.

Violent Spork said...

Oh hi taia. I've never met you but ill say hi anyway. Hi! *waves*

Nixion Strange said...

EIOEMGG!
I knew it was something like that

Star Inkbright said...

Splatters by Fred! *laughs*

Lord Vlaedr said...

I love us. The EIOUEMGG. I remember the day Ink thought about that idea.

*remembers*

Violent Spork said...

That is complicated...

Star Inkbright said...

*above

Yep. EIOUEMGG:)

I-owe-you-a-mug.

Eve the ROCK said...

WOLF IN A CASTLE!

Lord Vlaedr said...

What is complicated, Toffee "Coffee Hater" ?

Violent Spork said...

Hi star. I didnt know you were... em... blog commenting. Wow. I just saw a man in a top hat. FRED!!!!!!

Luciana said...

Hello, Star.

Lord Vlaedr said...

Which wolf, Eve? And did you catch his name? And where is the castle???

*starts looking for wolf castle*

Star Inkbright said...

I remember the time i thought it up, but i don't remember the day i did it. I have a rubbish memory.

Violent Spork said...

EIOUEMGG is complicated Lord Vlaedr (Wolf-face-profile-pic)

Lord Vlaedr said...

I was there....

*in dramatic voice*

I was there the day the strength of Man grew....

*Isildur face*

Eve the ROCK said...

Witchy the Witch Wolf lives in the Castle of Witches. And he only comes out during Witching Hour.

*is terrified again*

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Flame strode into the room, staring at the mess. Belbaus smiled at him from his comfortable hospital bed. Takeaway cartons lay scattered on the floor and the bed. Flame sighed. "Hey," he said unconvingly.
Belbaus' smile grew bigger and soon, he was laughing. "Hi, Phoenix"
Flame flicked his ear and then they were both laughing. Five minutes, when they had finally stopped laughing at each other, Flame put on the news.
A woman in a tweed suit and blazer appeared, holding a microphone with a sticker saying channel six, in blue and yellow writing. "Today, suspicions lie to terriosrists blowing up the London underground. Attacks show, thta they're may bet yet, another one...." The woman trailed off.
Belbaus looked acrss at Flame's face, a mask of horror and seriousness.
"I dont think we got those mages..." He said.
A knock on the hopsital room's floor window startled the two of them. A small pebble hd hit it, and they were now both looking out the window cautiously. Belbaus looked at Flame, and Flame looked back. They shared a moments anxiousness and relaxed. A fireball zoomed through the window, smashing it into a thousand pieces, sending a mixture of glass and sparks onto the ground.
"Welcome back to insanity," a voice all to familar spoke from outside the room.

Star Inkbright said...

*runs around yelling at wolf castle* YOU COME OUT AND SHOW YOURSELF NOW, WOLF CASTLE!

Lord Vlaedr said...

Hey look! A wolf! Right next to my comments!

*sniffs wolf*

Mary Contrary said...

EIOUEMGG..?
That. Is. Awesome!!

Violent Spork said...

Is anyone here the already dead but now undead A.K.A a zombie. If so then read this *picks up shot gun and points it at zombie. Fires continuously until zombies face it just a big blobof red.*

Eve the ROCK said...

*throws a bludgeon at Witchy*

Mary Contrary said...

Skulduggery is undead... Kinda. 0o

Star Inkbright said...

Cool flame!

Or should i say, cool FLAMES.

(Flames, from the fireball, geddit?)

Lord Vlaedr said...

I would smell a zombie a mile away. Or two.

Violent Spork said...

Look at this on you tube:
Special Fred. It has no swearing in. Except for one part, but thats bleeped out.

Lord Vlaedr said...

"I gotta I gotta keep you with me!!!

I still smell like your perfume, Damn I wish you were still in this room..."

Song. Not weirdo freak.

Star Inkbright said...

Thanks taia:)

Yay! EIOUEMGG is finally being used!

*hears people downstairs talking about bike rides and today irl* uh-oh. Msd.

Flame Phoenix said...

g2g, bye peeps.

Lord Vlaedr said...

"Catch my flight, 6 am, one last stop and I am home again...."

STill Song. I will stop now.

Violent Spork said...

You've been Fredified wolfy person!

Lord Vlaedr said...

My name is Vlaedr. Not wolfy person. Call me wolfy person, Fred-person, and I will eat your gallbladder.

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Flame

Star Inkbright said...

May the fours be with you flame!

The Coconut Tree said...

love the picture

Violent Spork said...

yellow plus blue= 32
So, in logic what is blue plus orange? (or does it have no answer?...)

The Coconut Tree said...

I think your books arent that gory i love them

Luciana said...

Bye, Flame! *waves*

I am being really slow to reply - doing adminy things... :')

Star Inkbright said...

Hi coconut! If you're a proper EIOUEMGG.

Violent Spork said...

Okay dokay Wol- sorry, Vlaedr. Dont call me Fred person. Call me... Pebbles

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Phoenix

Lord Vlaedr said...

Okay. Pebbles...

*Poker face*

Star Inkbright said...

Hi pebbles!

Violent Spork said...

Hello. Pebbles is the name of my Dog. She's a Dalmatian

Lord Vlaedr said...

Why am I calling you by your dog's name?

Luciana said...

Pebbles...? Hmmm...Cool name. :) I still prefer Person, though. :P

Lord Vlaedr said...

You like Jessie J? That is insane. I like here too. Probably one of the best out there.

Star Inkbright said...

Why not Madness? That's a cool name.

Mary Contrary said...

*looks hungry*
I'll go get some lunch now...

Bye!

Lord Vlaedr said...

*her

Ugh. I hate it when I misspell things.

Nixion Strange said...

*is confuzzled*
STOP SPEAKING SO FAST!

Star Inkbright said...

May the fours be with you taia!

Violent Spork said...

Pebbles is a Dalmatian,
In her Dog world she is a sensation,
She likes walks,
To Dogs she talks,
Pebbles is a Dalamatian.
By some idiot who decided to write a poem about a dog A.K.A me.

Violent Spork said...

I like Jessie J. Does anyone watch the Voice here?

Violent Spork said...

GTG bye!

Lord Vlaedr said...

Harpie Flamehand?

Luciana said...

THE VOICE! <3

And g'byeeeeeeee. :) *waves*

Star Inkbright said...

ME! Starstar watches the voice! *the british version, that is*

Lord Vlaedr said...

Okay... Good-Salutations-Bye

Star Inkbright said...

May the fours be with you pebbles!

Lord Vlaedr said...

Ink, you havent posted in a while...

Why?

Star Inkbright said...

Coz i have nothink to post about?

I'm typing up rebellion chap one this weekend though.

Lord Vlaedr said...

According to my sources, you posted four days ago...

Which isnt that long, but still.

I want something from you! Soon!

Violent Spork said...

Oh im back. Harpie Flamehand? Oh yeah thats the name my Dad said to put. Strange huh? I wanted something a bit weirder but...I kept it. Its alright i think. What do you think? You can insult me if you want.

Lord Vlaedr said...

I like Harpie Flamehand. Unusual, but still pretty cool.

Star Inkbright said...

I can only type things up on the laptop.

And i'm not allowed on the laptop at this point in time.

Of course i could do a random post, but THEN i have to think of something random to say . . . *starts thinking*

Star Inkbright said...

Harpie Flamehand . . .

Yeah. Cool.

Violent Spork said...

Wow my Guinea Pig Winston just jumped of the edge of his box in his cage. That looked awesome. Hes ok.

Lord Vlaedr said...

Wait, Toffee died? The caramel coloured one?

Sad. It was the cuter one there.

Lord Vlaedr said...

Ink, speaking of blogs, you should check mine again sometime. I just posted Chapter 5. Things are getting all action-y...

Violent Spork said...

Wait do i just click on someone to start following their blog? After of course pressing follow. Who wants me to join their blog. I'll read and then just join.

Lord Vlaedr said...

Me. I would like it if you followed me.

Violent Spork said...

Yeah I loved Toffee. I love Winston too though. Winston was the oldest and Toffee was the youngest. It was soooo cute when they used to cuddle up to each other when it was raining.

Lord Vlaedr said...

So the younger one died? How?

Violent Spork said...

OK I've joined your blog now Vlaedr. Looks pretty cool. Do i have to read the first post to understand all the others?

Luciana said...

BBL, maybe.

Lord Vlaedr said...

ANYONE? Its the apocolypse...

AND I AM ALONE!

Violent Spork said...

Dunno. He was all happy and popcorny (Popcorning is an actual term used for guinea pigs) then he just laid down and died. :( Winston was cuddling him though, so he was comforted

Lord Vlaedr said...

Oh wait. Its was just the lights that went out.

*turns lights on*

That would be best Harpie.

Violent Spork said...

The apocolypse? Comeing now? God help us! *Drops to the floor holding a knife to my stomach.* Should i kill my self?

Lord Vlaedr said...

My blog posts are really not that long. I keep short and sweet. Sometimes they turn sour though.

Then they are called sweet and sour.

Lord Vlaedr said...

No, Harpie. The lights went out. I dont think its the apocolypse.

*gets shotgun ready*

But I am ready if it is!

Eve the ROCK said...

Watching the first Sherlock Holmes. XD

Violent Spork said...

Oh good the lights just turned of? Oh **** the knifes already in my stomach! Soz about the swearing. Someone call an ambulance!

Rose Black said...

DEREK, I HAVE A POSSIBLE SOLUTION!

Ok so basically my solution is stupid, but still, YOU COULD PUT
11+ ON THE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Because my nine-year-old sister, no matter how many times I told her not to, went and read Death Bringer, and she was allowed because it said 9+ on the back. And if YOU want it to be older, why shouldn't it be? It should be! Yeah! And I'm not making any sense. -.-

But yeah, you could, you know, put 11+ on the back. Maybe. I dunno.

So how about you suggest THAT to Nick???????????

Less editing, anyway, if you keep it as blood-thirsty as it is. Mhmm.

Violent Spork said...

*walks back to laptop* its ok. False alarm. It only punctured an artery and im invincible so... im ok.

Lord Vlaedr said...

*Calls Ambulance*

Yes, hi, my friend has a blade in the abdomen. Could you call a doctor? Doctor House would be fine.

Violent Spork said...

Wait is it bad to give your age on here?

Violent Spork said...

House? I love him (well the program)! So so so funny!

Lord Vlaedr said...

EVERYBODY CALM DOWN! I CALLED A DOCTOR! HE IS DOCTOR HOUSE! AND HE IS IN THE HOUSE!

Lord Vlaedr said...

Yes, Harpie. Yes it is.

Violent Spork said...

Bye

Eve the ROCK said...

*closes eyes* I sense someone has disappeared.

Eve the ROCK said...

"You do know that what you're drinking is for eye surgery?"

Nixion Strange said...

I'm going to come back later
Bye!

Eve the ROCK said...

You're going....to come back later.

Bye Nix!

Lord Vlaedr said...

Hi Eve. Everyone abandoned us.

Luciana said...

Hello, again. *waves*

Eve the ROCK said...

He was hanged! And he looked like a mouse!

Lord Vlaedr said...

Well how is the word count going, L?

Luciana said...

Almost 13K. ^_^

Lord Vlaedr said...

"The man had no pulse."

Lord Vlaedr said...

SWEET! That is alot more than my pathetic number, which I shall not mention here...

Lord Vlaedr said...

"Steel yourself Holmes...."

Lord Vlaedr said...

Well, I hate to be a Khergit, but I gotta go kill Sanjar Khan and his lackeys....

Luciana said...

I have 13K that is together, then I have some other chapters all over the place. ^_^

Lord Vlaedr said...

So Cheers Everyone! Have a great, Swadian Day! Not Really....

Eve the ROCK said...

N'awwww. :3

NOTHING.

Eve the ROCK said...

"Get that out of my face."

"It's not in your face, it's in my hand."

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Hullo, Eve and Luce and Lord Vlaedr!
~glomps Luce~
~pokes Eve~ I met you yesterday, but I'm not sure if you saw out... meeeeeting....
~shakes hand with Vlaedr~ [mind if I call you Vla?]
Pleasure to make your acquaintance! ~gives purple lollipop~

I can't stay for long, but... GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS!

Eve the ROCK said...

*samples Skyril's blood*

*holds up lollipop in ziplock bag* I saw it.

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

OK!
~poke~

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

~pokes Eve~
Good, you saw. ~nods~
How does y blood taste? Is it tasty?

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

~pokes~

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

~pokes~

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

~pokes~

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

~pokes~

Zathract Mist said...
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Luciana said...

Hello, Skyril. :') *waves*

Luciana said...

Hello, Willow. *waves, some more*

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

WHOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
~boogies~


I DEDICATE THIS PAGE TO GEPARD AND HELLBOY!
YOU GUYS NEED TO HANG OUT AT THE BLOG MORE OFTEN, SERIOUSLY! BECAUSE YOU'RE BOTH AWESOME AND BLOGLAND AWESOME-SAUCE-NESS WOULD BE BETTER IF YOU TWO EPICA PEOPLE WERE HERE!
~cheers~

ALSO, I DEDICATE IT TO KALLISTA BECAUSE SHE IS BRILLIANT, AND SHE IS MY WONDERFUL BLOGSISTER. AND I DON'T WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT HER!

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
~cheers~
GEPARD VALK
ISRAEL ELYSIUM [a.k.a. HELLBOY]
KALLISTA PENDRAGON!

Eve the ROCK said...

*blinks* I don't drink it. I store it. *puts blood in a ziplock bag and pokes Skyril with a carbon rod*

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Hiya, Willow!
~glomps~
How are you doing?

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

That's a lot of caps...
LOL

Luciana said...

Nice dedications, Skyril! :)

I will be distant, again. I am writing. *grins*

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

@Eve
Store it, huh? Store it where and for what purpose? ~raises eyebrow~

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Okie dokie, Luce!
And thanks :]

Eve the ROCK said...

Experimenting. Comparing.

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Ahhh... okie... I wonder how my blood will turn out to be. Probably quite insane. ~nods~

Eve the ROCK said...

Gtg byr'

Luciana said...

G'bye, Eve! *waves frantically and throws a blue cupcake at her* Cya later!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Oh, okie, BYE, EVE!
~waves madly~

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Bluuuuuuuuuuue cupcaaaaaaaaaake....
~drools~
O_O

Luciana said...

*throws an orange cupcake at Skyril* I don't have any blue cupcakes left.

Mary Contrary said...

Hi again!

*looks up*

Blue cupcakes? Where?

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

The wonderful t'ing about Tiggers-
'Cause Tiggers are wonderful t'ings!
Their tops are made outta rubber!
Their bottoms are made out of springs!
They're bouncy, bouncy, flouncy, founcy-
Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!
But the most wonderful t'ing about Tiggers is I'M the only one...
IIIIII'MMM the only one!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

AHHHHHHHH!
Orange cupcAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
~runs away with my arms waving the air as scream and jog in circles~

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

TAIA! HIYA! ~glomps~
How are you? :D

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

~continues running in circles and screaming madly~

Mary Contrary said...

Hiya Skyril! :D
I'm not too bad, thanks for asking.
How're you?

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

~Pauses~
I'm okie, thank you very much. ~smiles~
Would you like a purple lollipop?

Luciana said...

*noms pink cupcake*

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Hullo, Valice!
Pleasure to make your acquaintance!
~shakes hand~
~Gives purple lollipop~

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