Friday, May 4, 2012

Mmmmm Violence...

Glory be, glory be, it's done. Finished. Done and dusted. Over. Practically. Almost.

The edits are all done. I have the weekend to go over KOTW one more time and then we send it to the copyeditor. The copyeditor basically makes sure I haven't made any huge mistakes, and corrects all the little ones before it's too late. She'll tweak and suggest and cut and replace, and then she'll send the manuscript back to me and I'll make my final adjustments, and that'll be it. Boom. Over.

Right now, the book clocks in at 134,729 words. Considering that Death Bringer was marginally over 118,000 words, that's quite a substantial increase. Golly gee, it's gonna be a big book! We're going to have to reduce the font size again to cram as many words onto the page as possible, but our font size is typically big anyway, so at least we have room to play with.

This is the first book where I've had serious discussions with my editor about the level of violence. (Well, I say serious... he was TRYING to be serious and I was making jokes, but you know...)

It's a weird thing, to write a series, because the readers get older as the books are released. Valkyrie gets older, the situations she finds herself in become more grown-up, and the themes get darker and darker as the end approaches. What all this means is that occasionally I fall into the trap of assuming that the Skulduggery readership is able to handle whatever I throw at them. And for the most part, they are.

But there will ALWAYS be new readers. There will ALWAYS be a nine year old who picks up the books for the first time and reads them in a few weeks. And it's unfair to expect that nine year old to be able to deal with content that is more suited to teenagers and adults. So where does that leave me?

In a weird place, that's where. On one hand, I've NEVER viewed this series as strictly children's books, and that view just keeps getting stronger and stronger as Valkyrie gets older. But on the other hand, I have a responsibility to the younger readers to not give them anything they can't handle.

And all of this makes me ever-so-thankful that we have such a thing as editors. I wrote this book in two and a half months of sheer WORK. There was no time to doubt myself and no time for second guesses. Whatever I put down on the page stayed on the page. When you have a more relaxed timetable you can afford to wonder about what you've just written but when the deadline is rushing towards you like a screaming train you just WRITE. With that in mind, I'm not surprised at all that I went too far in some areas. And it was so much FUN.

The battle still isn't over, by the way. Nick, my editor, still thinks I could be a little less bloodthirsty, while I think I'm just bloodthirsty enough. Some serious things happen in this book, and I reckon I needed to be as brutal and uncompromising as possible in order to achieve what I needed to achieve. But we have another week or so of him trying to be serious and me making jokes before I have to make the final decision.

And now a picture!


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Star Inkbright said...

Umm . . .

Yesterday.

Rim. said...

Do you guys have code names at school so teachers don't know who you're talking about?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Bye Shadow

Star Inkbright said...

May the fours be with you lynxia!

No rim.

Rim. said...

You should. It's really fun. Mine's Romeo cus that is the letter R in the word alphabet.

Star Inkbright said...

I asked people what was worst about my writing (so me could improve) and all anyone says is 'typos' . . .

Rim. said...

Ive gotta go. My IPods dying and my chargers at my friends house...
Bye!!! *hugs*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I don't have code words for teachers, but whenever someone asks my name I tell them something different so they can't talk about me. It's hilarious.

Star Inkbright said...

May the fours be with you rim!

I keep telling my friends at school to call me Star or Ink. They never do:(

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I have the eighth graders call me Valkyrie and then the seventh graders call me Ivy, unless they forget, in which case they call me Isabella/Bella.

Star Inkbright said...

Coooooool . . .

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

It's fun when no one knows my real name. So if they try to tell a teacher about me (if I stab them with something, for example) the teacher has no clue who they're talking about.

Star Inkbright said...

Hi rain!

Zathract Mist said...

Hi Ink. Hi Val.

Will be slightly distant for a bit, MSD for a while, then distant again.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hi Mist, either way.

Star Inkbright said...

Okay zath.

Zathract Mist said...

Back. Here but distant now.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Everyone is so quiet.

Star Inkbright said...

Oh - msd.

I'm reading, val. I have 47 books on my Books To Read list, and it's making me feel a little pressured . . .

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Bsoithea!
Zath!
Valkyrie V!
Hello!
[forgive me if my replies are slow!]
[And, yes, I DO know that rhymes 8]

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I think my brother is breaking things. I can hear him. He's all pissed because I wouldn't let him use MY ipod player that I happen to be using.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I up and looove TEOTW!!!! Ooh anyone going to see Dark Shadows?!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hi Skyril! *throws lemons*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hi Zafira! *throws even more lemons*

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

~ pokes Val's brother ~


~wonders what TEOTW is~

~grabs a lemon~
~makes lemonade~
YUMMY!

Star Inkbright said...

Hi skyril amd zaf!

Don't think so zaf.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

TEOTW is the shorter way to say The End of the World.

Star Inkbright said...

TEOTW = the end of the world.

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Ooh... okie...
Is that a book or something?

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Hullo, Zafira!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Uh... Yeah, it's the 100 something page thing that comes after Death Bringer.

Star Inkbright said...

TEOTW is a world book day short SP book, skyril. *can't believe she doesn't know about it*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Really good :) im like happy. I didnt expect it to end the way it did...thats all i say :)

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

@Bsoithea
Oh, I DID know about it, but I forgot.
~headdesks~
Well, you see, my internet broke so now I can only go online at the library. Actually, it's been broken for a long time, and I got behind in Blogland.

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

@Zafira
AWESOME-sauce
Happiness is good.
The only problem is that it hurts when you're alone :P

Eve the ROCK said...

Ello

Msd

Eat a peach

Catch a tree flu

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Hiya, Eve!

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Skyril!

Star Inkbright said...

:(

I love library. 47 books to read, remember?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*hides from Eve*

Don't look under the carpet, don't look under the carpet, don't look under the carpet...


*is hiding under the carpet*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hmmm 47 books? Sounds fun :)

Eve the ROCK said...

I don't know, I'm getting a little suspicious about what's under the carpet, but if you say not to, I won't.

*starts to pace, constantly stepping on Val under the carpet* Where could she be....

Zathract Mist said...

Hi Eve.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

OW! *bites Eve's ankle*

Star Inkbright said...

Hi eve!

Well, in 30 pages or so it'll only be 46 books.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Mist! Hi Shootingstar!

*looks down at carpet* Silly carpet. Don't you know I don't feel pain from ankle to toe? *stomps*

Vaaaaaaaaal? Where arrrrree yooooou?

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

~gasps~
ZATH, my good man!
YOU'RE ALIVE!
You didn't greet me, so I was wondering ;P

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*grabs Eve's wrist and bites it* *leaps out like a ninja, then clings to the ceiling*


Don't check the ceiling, Eve, I'm definitely not there.

Zathract Mist said...

Yeah, sorry about that, I went under a tunnel for a while...

So hi Skyril and whoever else appeared when I was gone too!

Eve the ROCK said...

*sees blood coming out of wrist* Oh well. I always have some spare blood. *throws a pin up to the ceiling*

*samples blood that drips from the ceiling. Wonder where THAT came from.

Eve the ROCK said...

**

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

@Zath
That's alright :P
WELCOME BACK TO THE LIGHT! O_O

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

AGH! MY BLOOD!

*uses one hand to try to cover injury*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*falls off the ceiling and lands on Eve*

Zathract Mist said...

*laughs at Val and Eve*

Train's almost at school now.
So I have to go. Bye!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

BRB

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Bye Mist!

Eve the ROCK said...

Aha! It seems I have struck gold. *starts draining Val's blood*

Bye Mist!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im gonna stay in my shadowy bubble *hides in my shadows*

Eve the ROCK said...

*shines a torch on bubble*

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

BACK!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

DEREK LANDY!
THE MINIONS AND NINJA LEPRECHAUNS AGREE!
IT'S TIME FOR A NEW BLOG POST!
POST!
POST!
POST!
POST!
POST!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*squeals and runs away from Eve*



If I didn't know any better, I would say that you only use part of my blood for tests and the other part for giving to Caelan...

*sees Caelan behind Eve*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*has shadows ready*
attack me you get hurt

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Farewell, Zath!
~waves madly~

Star Inkbright said...

May the fours be with you mish!

Unapplicable. said...

Hello!

Star Inkbright said...

WOO-HOO!

ONLY 46 BOOKS LEFT!

*yawns* and - me going now! Bye! May the fours be with you all!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Bye, Bsoithea!
~hugs~
See you later!
~waves madly~
~throws a handful of glitter after he disappearing form~

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hmmm how long do i have? I want to see Dark Shadows!!!!!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Hiya, Calamity!
Mind if I call you Jane?
Calamity makes me think of this movie called "Calamity Jane" :P
Pleasure to make your acquaintance!
~shakes hand~
~gives purple lollipop~

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

And now....

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

DEREK

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

LANDY

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

POST

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

AGAIN

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

LIKE

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

NOW

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

WHOO-hoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
~dances~

Unapplicable. said...

Never heard of that movie but do go ahead!
Yours too!
-consumes lollipop-

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

DEREK I AGREE WITH SKYRIL POST NOW!!!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

He will...eventually

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

I DEDICATE THIS PAGE TO...

FLAME PHOENIX!
You're awesome, really. ;]

BSOITHEA LSITTYWW HYEL!
Because you're awesome at creating Names... out of.... nothing... O_O

GEPARD VALK
Whoo! ~Hugs~ Love you!

VERONICA ROTH
Because you've proven that AWESOME books can be made without curse words and profanity. ~nods~

AND LASTLY,
THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!
Because it's is so clever and funny.
And because without it, I'd be speaking French right now...
And Why Do The French Not Pronounce The Last Letter? It's Just Weird....
I mean, true, some of the English words are like that, but not MOST of them O_o

Lavender Hope said...

I'm so excited! My b-day is in TWO DAYS! I'm turning 16! :D

Might be here then, but I'm having a small party so if I am here, it'll only be for a short time. I'm happy my birthday's on a Friday this year.

(I'm not actually here. Please continue with whatever conversation you're having at the moment, if there's anyone even here. Bye and may you have a good day! :)

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

@Zafira
Yeah, BUT I DON'T WANT EVENTUALLY!
The minions and ninja leprechauns agree that it's time for a new blog post ~grins~ ~nods~

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

@Jane
Yaaaay! Thanks!
It's a good movie :D
It's and old one, though...
But a lot of old movies are GOOD movies!
~nods again~

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY LAV!!!!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

@Lavender
WILL DO!
BUT HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY!
~throws a handful of confetti and sparkles at her~

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

~throws cheese at the silence~

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

The Silence?! Where?!?!


*turns and sees the Silence* *draws marks on arm* *looks away and forgets they were there*

*looks at arm* Dang it... The Silence were here, weren't they?

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

~nods at Valkyrie V~
Right... behind you....

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

If I look at it I'll forget it was there... *looks at it and draws a mark on arm anyway*

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

~throws more cheese at the silence~
~silence runs, screaming like a little girl~
~cheers and dances victoriously~
Shame the Doctor didn't know a good smack in the head with some cheese, and the silence is terrified!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Ha, in your face, Silence! *starts throwing cheese also*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Oh my God... Reading this is almost scary to me...



"The seventh instalment in the biggest, funniest, most thrilling comedy-horror-adventure series in the universe…

DEATH BRINGER, book 6 in the Skulduggery Pleasant series, was the number-one bestselling children’s book for two weeks running in September 2011, as well as outselling the number one adult fiction hardback.

And guess what? This one is going to be EVEN BIGGER. Hot on the heels of World Book Day, when 250,000 copies of Derek’s one-off novelette will be distributed, everyone will be a Skulduggery fan in 2012 – and EVERYONE will want this book.

Books 1-3 were the Faceless Ones trilogy. Books 4-6 were the Necromancer trilogy. Now, get ready for… the Darquesse trilogy. Valkyrie will finally come into her destiny. The end will finally come. And the last part of your minds will be totally and utterly blown…"

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Look! I found another one!


"The seventh instalment in the biggest, funniest, most thrilling comedy-horror-adventure series in the universe - and the follow-up to 2011’s number-one bestseller, Death Bringer…

Magic is a disease.

Across the land, normal people are suddenly developing wild and unstable powers. Infected by a rare strain of magic, they are unwittingly endangering their own lives and the lives of the people around them. Terrified and confused, their only hope lies with the Sanctuary. Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain are needed now more than ever.

And then there's the small matter of Kitana. A normal teenage girl who, along with her normal teenage friends, becomes infected. Becomes powerful. Becomes corrupted. Wielding the magic of gods, they're set to tear the city apart unless someone stands up against them.

Looks like it's going to be another one of those days…"

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...
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Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*cries* It can't be that close to the end!



VALKYRIE CAIN, STAY AWAY FROM YOUR TRUE NAME! STAY AWAY!!!!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Aw, I have to go now, guys!
~Hugs~
Sorry for being all.... QUIET O_O
:P
Hopefully see you all soon!
~waves madly~

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Bye!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Ah, hello there Valkyrie, how are you?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm just grand, thanks. And you?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm pretty swell, come to think of it. Have you been doing anything interesting lately?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hmmm... Well, I have been writing part of my Ivy Animosity story...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Oooh, what has happened so far (in this chapter)?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Nothing much. Well, Anomaly had to tie Ivy to a chair. And now they're both miserable, because they're stuck in dresses.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Aw, I almost feel sympathy for them. Almost.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Ha! You act just like me, you know that?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I wonder why.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hey, don't be sarcastic with me. It's my job to be sarcastic to you.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Ah, but you are being sarcastic with me, my dear Valkyrie. When I'm being sarcastic to you you're being sarcastic to me. We're the same person.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

...



We are?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Do I really look that amazing?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Excellent. Now then, should we stop speaking to each other? It makes you appear lonely. Well, it makes me appear lonely, too. I think we should stop.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Agreed.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Helloooooooooooooo? Anybody on???

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

hello!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Gah... no one is ever here

Unapplicable. said...

I'm on! If you're still on...

Zathract Mist said...

*looks around*

I shouldn't be here...I shouldn't be here...Hi Cal!...I shouldn't be here...

Unapplicable. said...

.. Why shouldn't you be here?

Zathract Mist said...

Because...never mind.

Have you ever been to Soundwave?

Unapplicable. said...

My friends have been. I haven't been allowed.

I've heard that it's absolutely amazing. Are you going?

Zathract Mist said...

I really want to go this year and haven't been allowed other years.

I still need to talk to my dad about it though.

Unapplicable. said...

Have you seen the line-up for the bands?

Unapplicable. said...

I mean all the rumours on who's coming and who's not.

I don't think the line-up comes for a while. :3

Zathract Mist said...

Nope. One of my old friends is crazy about metal though. Her dad caught her a drumstick at last year's Soundwave.

She said that she'd let me know what bands were going as soon as they went up.

Unapplicable. said...

And the merchandise is supposed to be good too!

Zathract Mist said...

Yeah, I hope so.

Damn it. Last class now. Bye!

Unapplicable. said...

Bye!

Unapplicable. said...

Have to go - Geography test.
Wish me luck - er - no one, then.
Bye!

Lavender Hope said...

*sigh*
Not planning a party till it's two days away is so hectic. I just realized what a non-planner my mom is. Oi.

Nixion Strange said...

Hey

Zathract Mist said...

Oh crap...no...no this can't be happening...

Crap...crap crap crap crap...

*curls up and holds head in hands*

Why. Is. This. HAPPENING?!

*stands up and vanishes*

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Bye Mist

Nixion Strange said...

if you come back, wait one moment
brb

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

hey!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Fire

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

hey. i tryed posting a comment at school today and nearly got in to huge trouble. i'm never doing that again. it could've got me expelled! *making a mental note to self*

Nixion Strange said...

I never do that. If they catch me, I'd be expelled too.
Anywho, how are you?

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

good thanks. you?

Nixion Strange said...

Pretty bad. Bits of luck mixed with bad things

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

hmm...

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

i'm having a lot of bad luck.

Nixion Strange said...

Despite me studying myelf to... even more insanity, almost none of it was needed. I used one thing i studied for, the rest I could remember. And I failed the test because I ran out of time

Nixion Strange said...

How's your bad luck?

Eve the ROCK said...

That's just the bestest band what am

That doesn't make sense

Nixion Strange said...

Hey Eve

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

i got hit in the head by a basketball, then somebody started throwing sruched up paper at our table, then i nearly fallen asleep at math. when i got home, i have to study for the big test next saturday again.*sigh*

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

hi Eve!

Eve the ROCK said...

And it finishes with "my honey lamb". How can a lamb be made out of honey? I think they're just looking for gap-fillers.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hey Nix

Hi Fire!

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

possibly.

Nixion Strange said...

I had to get through a window to get into my house, cause I left my keys inside this morning, I failed me test, I almost lost my usb, which is my whole life. And just when I think i have a grip on life, i lose it

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

that's unlucky. my house's door and windows are both locked so if i forget my key, i have to wait outside for mum to come home.

Eve the ROCK said...

I'd love to climb through a window. It'd be easier than climbing over a spiky gate.

Nixion Strange said...

brb

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

i've never done that but would love to do it. have you climbed over a spiked gate, Eve?

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

bye Nix!

Nixion Strange said...

Bye? Be right back. Like, be back soon. Anywho, I'm back

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

right then. should i use welcome back or.....

Nixion Strange said...

You don't have to

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

ok.

Eve the ROCK said...

Yep. I have. It was very ouchie. Because it didn't hurt enough to be called painful.

So it was ouchie.

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

OMG! i just remenbered that i've got cross country practise tomorrow and i hate it. It's so hard.Oh well.*shruggs*
anyway, have you bought anything for mother's day yet?

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

right. why did you have to climb the spicky gate?

Nixion Strange said...

Oh. I have Sacred Heart tomorrow
Agh! Phone!
If i disapear it's because some idiot anwsered it

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

ok:)

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

Sacred Heart?

Nixion Strange said...

Like a fair thing. It's a mixture of good and bad
Good because we get a fair with food and stuff during the day for a while. And no school
Bad because we have to sit through a huge mass and a telent show, where no one has any talent
Oh, if they end up singing one direction, i will make a run for it

Nixion Strange said...

No one anwsered the phone, btw

Eve the ROCK said...

Can't really remember. I was five.

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

oh and i'll love to see you make a run for it(in a good way.) when they start singing one direction. i konw a lot of people will do that. we had a fete last saturday.

Eve the ROCK said...

Talent show! I've got one coming up. Me and me two friends are singing Fireflies.

Nixion Strange said...

I should have gone on, tolod them we're singing 1D, they have the music playing in the background, then we sing the parody
Teachers would be so pissed though

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

That would be soooooo funny.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hehehehehe.

I wonder what direction they're going in though?

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

I dont know. heard that they were getting sued.

Nixion Strange said...

down, that's the driection they're going in. Down until they're done

Eve the ROCK said...

For what?

Eve the ROCK said...

Actually, they're going up. You just have to wait until they hit the ceiling. They'll either break through it or fall to the ground like flies.

Nixion Strange said...

FALL TO THE GROUND!

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

for having the name one direction. another band called four direction(i think) sued them for coping there name. i think they have to pay $100000 or more.

Nixion Strange said...

ha! with any luck they'll be bankrupt

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

i dont think they'll be up in the celing for so long. it's just like JB, he was very popular for 3 years and after that, he's songs are very bad and he is dropping down as fast as a huge watermelon.

Nixion Strange said...

Yes! Down with the Beaver!

Eve the ROCK said...

Nix, that's mean. Just because you don't like their songs doesn't mean they deserve to lose all that money.

Four direction. Huh.

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...
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Nixion Strange said...

Yeah, you're right
The Beaver on the other hand... well, he deserves it

Eve the ROCK said...

BIEBER isn't falling yet. Just recently, he was swarmed by a huge crowd of girls that wouldn't let him drive away. People were sitting on the car and everything. Screaming. Loudly.

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

i'll be back in 2 mins.:)

Nixion Strange said...

K Fire


Eve, doesn't everyone realise he has no talent?

Eve the ROCK said...

Kay Fire :)

Nix, they love his hair. End of.

Nixion Strange said...

I hate his hair. It lookes like a small fury creature decided to sleep on his head

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

hello again! who's hair is like that?

Eve the ROCK said...

Isn't it weird how all the celebrities most girls love have their hair as the main feature of their head?

Eve the ROCK said...

Theres

Justin Bieber
One Direction guys
Reece Mastin

Eve the ROCK said...

I only put Mastin on that list because his hair is so funny. :D

Nixion Strange said...

Oh, and Jesica Black. That is just so sad... not even worth hating, just pity
Wonder what happened to her?

Eve the ROCK said...

Who...?

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

i like one of Mastin's new song. shut up and kiss me
*starts to hum some parts of that song*

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