Friday, May 4, 2012

Mmmmm Violence...

Glory be, glory be, it's done. Finished. Done and dusted. Over. Practically. Almost.

The edits are all done. I have the weekend to go over KOTW one more time and then we send it to the copyeditor. The copyeditor basically makes sure I haven't made any huge mistakes, and corrects all the little ones before it's too late. She'll tweak and suggest and cut and replace, and then she'll send the manuscript back to me and I'll make my final adjustments, and that'll be it. Boom. Over.

Right now, the book clocks in at 134,729 words. Considering that Death Bringer was marginally over 118,000 words, that's quite a substantial increase. Golly gee, it's gonna be a big book! We're going to have to reduce the font size again to cram as many words onto the page as possible, but our font size is typically big anyway, so at least we have room to play with.

This is the first book where I've had serious discussions with my editor about the level of violence. (Well, I say serious... he was TRYING to be serious and I was making jokes, but you know...)

It's a weird thing, to write a series, because the readers get older as the books are released. Valkyrie gets older, the situations she finds herself in become more grown-up, and the themes get darker and darker as the end approaches. What all this means is that occasionally I fall into the trap of assuming that the Skulduggery readership is able to handle whatever I throw at them. And for the most part, they are.

But there will ALWAYS be new readers. There will ALWAYS be a nine year old who picks up the books for the first time and reads them in a few weeks. And it's unfair to expect that nine year old to be able to deal with content that is more suited to teenagers and adults. So where does that leave me?

In a weird place, that's where. On one hand, I've NEVER viewed this series as strictly children's books, and that view just keeps getting stronger and stronger as Valkyrie gets older. But on the other hand, I have a responsibility to the younger readers to not give them anything they can't handle.

And all of this makes me ever-so-thankful that we have such a thing as editors. I wrote this book in two and a half months of sheer WORK. There was no time to doubt myself and no time for second guesses. Whatever I put down on the page stayed on the page. When you have a more relaxed timetable you can afford to wonder about what you've just written but when the deadline is rushing towards you like a screaming train you just WRITE. With that in mind, I'm not surprised at all that I went too far in some areas. And it was so much FUN.

The battle still isn't over, by the way. Nick, my editor, still thinks I could be a little less bloodthirsty, while I think I'm just bloodthirsty enough. Some serious things happen in this book, and I reckon I needed to be as brutal and uncompromising as possible in order to achieve what I needed to achieve. But we have another week or so of him trying to be serious and me making jokes before I have to make the final decision.

And now a picture!


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Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hello?

Anonymous said...

Yo peeps!
:D

Anonymous said...

I'm grumpy. GRUMPY. -.-

Anonymous said...

*Moans on about stuff you probably don't care about*

Anonymous said...

Yep. Hope you enjoyed my whining.

Alexander Mythology said...

Hi All. Long time since I've been here. How are we all doing?

My day has been a bit skittery. We just had the grumpiest teacher yell in our faces and I was fighting the urge to slap her silly.

Lol... I can picture it now...

Anonymous said...

'Cause I did..

Anonymous said...

Hehe, I would've laughed, then dragged you away screaming about crazy teachers.

Anonymous said...

THERE MUST BE MORE PEOPLE ON, COME ON M'DEARS!

Anonymous said...

SERIOUSLY, I'M LONEEEEELLLLLY.

Alexander Mythology said...

Hmmm... Voilence

Anonymous said...

The world needs violence.
Or Michelle does, anyway.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I need violence!




I will be distant...

Alexander Mythology said...

Lol. I have to agree with you there. One thing I absolutely can not tolerate is someone yelling. I would have preferred to have a month of detentions than have her yelling in my face without a piece of my mind, but unfortunately she walked away too soon...

Damn the teacher's walking.

Anonymous said...

I was being perfectly civil.
But noooo, she's right. Of course.

Alexander Mythology said...

I am savouring the image of her head rolling along the floor right now.

Anonymous said...

Mmmmm....
That would be good to see.

Alexander Mythology said...

In other news, I like fudge.

Anonymous said...

Yum....
I like fudge.
And hugs.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

No hugs. But fudge is just grand.


And fedoras rule!

Alexander Mythology said...

Uh... Okay. I was writing a story a few weeks ago and one of the main characters had an obsession with russian fudge.

Alexander Mythology said...

I'm gonna go now.

Alexander Mythology said...

Bye

Lavender Hope said...

*is making a card for Sparky's b-day*
Gosh, to edit it digitally is so hard on the hand.
*shakes right hand as if it helps*
Yep, I'm doing it digitally.

Passing comment.

Alexander Mythology said...

Lol. I anybody on?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hello?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Pasta

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Anybody?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Note to everyone: don't try to teach thirteen year olds to drive.

NOM Ominous said...

Don't give up Derek!
Fight!

NOM Ominous said...

Bye...

Eve the ROCK said...

*walks in glaring*

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh, wait, I'm supposed to practice marching.

*marches in*

Nixion Strange said...

Hello?

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Nix!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Eve

Eve the ROCK said...

I was just trying to sing. I want to capture a Mockingjay.

Oh, also, this talent show my friend wants me in...

But mostly the Mockingjays.

Here, Mockingjay Mockingjay Mockingjay Mockingjay!

Nixion Strange said...

Biscut tun

Eve the ROCK said...

*jumps* Footsteps? But I'm home alone...

Nixion Strange said...

Your echo of footsteps?

Eve the ROCK said...

Wait, it was next door. What...?

Eve the ROCK said...

I'm sitting on my bed, and I heard it come from the dining room.

Eve the ROCK said...

And my house doesn't echo.

ECHO!!

...Nope.

Star Inkbright said...

Hi people!

*glares at derek*

*runs off and hides in cave*

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Star
I'm not happy with him either.

Star Inkbright said...

That is precisley WHY i am hiding. So i'm not near you when you start killing things.

DEREK! POST BEFORE YOU START LOSING FANS!

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Seastar!

Aw, guys, don't be angry at Derek. It's not even his fault. I doubt he has any input in what happens on that site. It's HarperCollins you should be angry with.

Nixion Strange said...

Yes, but Derek has a responsibility to remind them. It's his book series, after all

Star Inkbright said...

Okay. Bsoitheabsoithea ist angry with harpercollins then. *ist still hiding*

Nixion Strange said...

Anyway, I just sent an email to Harper Collins, saying no winner has been announced, and that they put the link to enter the competition on the homepage after it ended

Star Inkbright said...

Stupid harpercollions.

Nixion Strange said...

I am not happy with Harper Collins

Eve the ROCK said...

Who said anything about reminding? They didn't put th winners of the last competition on the site, so they must send an email to the winners. They make the rules, not Derek. Derek is only in charge of writing the books, signing the books, blogging about things and being awesome. He's not in charge of the HarperCollins competitions.

Eve the ROCK said...

Yeah, so, less Mad At Derek, more Throwing Stones At HarperCollins Window.

Nixion Strange said...

Still disappointed at Derek, never been angry with him. Just disappointed
But I've been angry at Harper Collins the whole time

Star Inkbright said...

Damn. Gtg. *looks this way and that before dashing out of hiding place and running towards the school* may the fours be with you both!

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Star

Eve the ROCK said...

Well, I guess that's as good as i can hope for.

DAMN YOU, HARPERCOLLINS!!

Nixion Strange said...

Not a happy camper

Zathract Mist said...
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Nixion Strange said...

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Nixion Strange said...

Be back in 15 minutes
Bye!

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Mist

Bye Nix

Zathract Mist said...

Hi, Eve. *laughs*

Bye, Nix.

Eve the ROCK said...

*smiles* Knew it.

Zathract Mist said...

*shrugs*

Lucky guess, I bet you. *grins*

Nixion Strange said...

Everyone knows it's you

Eve the ROCK said...

No guess is lucky when it comes to mysterious deleted comments. It's always you.

Except when it's not.

How are glue?

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi again Nix

Zathract Mist said...

My glue is empty. How about yours?

Hi, Nix. Distant.

Zathract Mist said...

"Either that, or he was still having an awful amount of trouble comprehending the matter. It was impossible. Nixion had already straightened that out with himself; Mist was not a traitor. It made about as much sense as Nixion did himself."

Eve the ROCK said...

*frowns* My glue has glitter all over it. That's what you get for letting people borrow your stuff.

Nixion Strange said...

I don't make sense. I'm a insane killer who is for some reason one of the good guys who still likes killing. Whaaaaaa?

Zathract Mist said...

You're one of the good guys because you owe ME. BENDER.

Eve the ROCK said...

*frowns unhappily* Stop copying me! Bender!

Nixion Strange said...

I don't see that as Nixion's reason... I had it at one point, but now i've forgotten

Zathract Mist said...

I was kidding. I just wanted to use the Bender reference.

*glares at Eve and holds up the "I'm Bender" sign*

*puts on Bender mask*

Eve the ROCK said...

Psh. That's lame. *pokes Mist's face*

*transforms into a bending unit*

Mm-hmm.

*transforms back*

*puts on a Fry wig*

Zathract Mist said...

*sits down*

That's boring. You can be Bender if you want.

*puts on Darth Vader mask*

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Zathract Mist said...

...?

Eve the ROCK said...

Back, sorry

I used to have a Vader helmet. It changes your voice too. I used to wear it all the time

Dinner bye!

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Eve

Zathract Mist said...

I DO have one of them.

Must go to dinner, then guitar. Nix and Mist should be done by tomorrow, Nix.

Bye!

Nixion Strange said...

Okay
Bye Mist

Eve the ROCK said...

So it was THEM who sawed off my hand and swapped the doomsday device for the empty bag!

*walks in crying and sniffling* It wasnt them. It was me! Bender! The greatest criminal of all time!

Nixion Strange said...

Stop it! You're obsessed with Futurarma!

Eve the ROCK said...

I think the correct term is "Futurama Fanatic".

And yes! I am!

Nixion Strange said...

That is not a good thing

Eve the ROCK said...

I guess it's also not a good thing that I'm obsessed with SP, right? I would never have come here, never have met you guys, never wasted your time with my nonsense.


I don't know what argument I'm trying to make.

Nixion Strange said...

SP is not Futurarma.

Eve the ROCK said...

Futurama is SP in cartoon tv show form. Except it's completely different.

Nixion Strange said...

I'm going to go read for a while. Be back later
Bye

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Nix

Distant to anyone who comes on

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

Hello!
*yawns*
*stands up and strech*

The one who shall not be named said...

hello?

The one who shall not be named said...

anyone?

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

i'll be doing a online test which i'm going to fall alsleep in the middle of it and then woke up again by mum yelling, so i'll be distant.......*yawn*......

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

hey, Caroline:-)

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Fire!

Hi Caroline!

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

hello. i'm going to be dead soon.
*curls up in my chair*

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

*sigh*
*a tear rolles down my cheek*

Eve the ROCK said...

Are you okay, Fire?

Nixion Strange said...

*snorts*
Year long battery. I've had this mouse with a supposed year long battery for two months and it's run out of batteries

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

i'm going to be dead in about, let say 5 mins.

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

literally dead

Eve the ROCK said...

Never trust a mouse, Nix. They're as unreliable as any rodent.

Eve the ROCK said...

1st

Eve the ROCK said...

Why, Fire?

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

that's unlucky, Nix

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

because, well my mum is putting a lot of pressure on me for getting good grades and i've been practing a lot so i'm tired and now she wants me to complete a online test and get them all correct when i've got no concentration what so ever and she is going to come back soon and kill me when she saw one of the test resultes.

Nixion Strange said...

and i have a history test tomorrow, which i know hardly anything about and is very important for my end of the year grade
*studies*

Nixion Strange said...

Does anyone else have NAPLAN this year?

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

i have one next year

Eve the ROCK said...

I hate school...

Yep, NAPLAN next week.

Nixion Strange said...

Year 9 NAPLAN... I had a look at the practise test for maths. I don't know anything on it. I'm lucky that most of it is multiple choice, so i have a fighting chance

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

i have a very hard test next saturday. some people already did it and said its very hard so that's why mum want me to study for that.*sigh*

Nixion Strange said...

Next week
And guess what? My maths teacher is giving out class a test on the friday of the NAPLAN. And I've been away for the past week, so I have no idea what the maths is about. I'm so going to fail this test

Nixion Strange said...

I don't get the simpilest bit. I did do a bit the week before last, but I've forgotten everythign about it. Something about gradient = m= Rise over run
Rise
----
Run

Yeah, I don't get it

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

i feel sorry for you, Nix

Nixion Strange said...

But for now, I'm focusing on the History test, which we've had three leasons for it, and it is about 100 years of history
Australia was such a racist country...

Nixion Strange said...

Luckily we've already covered how Australia was racist to the Indigenous last test, so this one is just on how Australia was racist to every other country/race

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

i'm focusing tring to redo my test again and to stop mum from reading it but aparently it's not working

Nixion Strange said...

*rubs temples*
Okay... white Australia policy... Immagration Act... dictation test...
Typing just helps me remember

Nixion Strange said...

Receate brittan... Federation... immagration laws... inferior, culturly different, threatened jobs... first law...

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

*ugh*!
i just cant concentrate on my stupit test!

Nixion Strange said...

Dinner
Bye!

Eve the ROCK said...

I dedicate this page to mice and the abolishment of tests.

Eve the ROCK said...

Wait, abolishment...?

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

wow, that's a lot of things you've remenbered.

Unapplicable. said...

Hello!

And I like that a lot, Eve. A lot.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Calamity!

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

hi Calamity!
oh no! mum's back and i havent got rid of that stuipt score! i'm dead!
*bangs head on the table*
*rubs head*

Unapplicable. said...

Ah! Good luck, Fire!

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

thankz:)

Eve the ROCK said...

Good luck, Fire!

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

it's not working and mum's back.
*felt tears welled up in my eyes*
i still got one last test to do and ..... i'm dead.

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh, Fire...

Eve the ROCK said...

Just hang in there, you'll be fine.

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

yeah....
*slowly turn my head away....*

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

i'll be back in a few mins. i suppose i'll find an excuse that is belivable.....

Eve the ROCK said...

Okay Fire

Nixion Strange said...

Back! Now attck! Falack! Wack!

Eve the ROCK said...

SHORTSTACK!

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

back again.

Unapplicable. said...

Shortstack? As in... the band?

Nixion Strange said...

I'm having trouble adjusting to this mousepad again...
Year long battery! Ha!

Unapplicable. said...

Hello Nix!
WB Fire.

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

i dunno.

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

hi guys!

Unapplicable. said...

Ah. Gotta go!

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

kk. bye Calamity!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Fire

Bye Cal

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

hello:)

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Fire!

There's a band called Shortstack?

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

i wonder when the winner for the world book day comp is going to be announced......

Nixion Strange said...

Oh, don't even bring that up with me Fire

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

hi Eve!

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

um, ok but why?

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Calamity!

Eve the ROCK said...

Because he's angry

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

oh. with who?

Nixion Strange said...

I've sent an email to Harper Collins, I've lost some of my faith in Derek, I'm angry at Harper Collins, I'm refusing to write anything SP related at the moment, I don't feel any compulsion to read SP (which i almost always have) and I am disappointed in Derek

Eve the ROCK said...

Come on, Bender! Your grandmother could push harder than that!

No crap. My grandmother was a bulldozer.




Okay, I'll stop.

For now.

Nixion Strange said...

I'm angry with Harper Collins, but disappointed with Derek

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

oh. because they havent announed the winner yet and it's..... ok, i'll stop talking about that.

Nixion Strange said...

They said they would announce it by the 7th. It is now almost the 10th. That just isn't good enough

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

i know. i've been checking on the blog every day and derek never post anything about it. i'm very disappionted.

Nixion Strange said...

That's it. I'm done with the studying for now

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

good for you.

Eve the ROCK said...

Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Nixion Strange said...

Now I want to write something... not SP related. Eve, what would you like me to write? HG or HP?

Nixion Strange said...

Hunger Games... and may the odds ever be in my favour to not mess this up
Yeah, I'm doing Hunger Games

Anonymous said...

Goodnight everyone !
(So bored)
In australia!

Eve the ROCK said...

Was gonna say that anyway. That the one with Jonathan Maywood?

Eve the ROCK said...

Night Viv!

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

good night vivstar!

Nixion Strange said...

Yep.
Hi Vistar

Nixion Strange said...

Or is it bye... were you saying good night to the Aussies, but it's morning for you, or are you actually saying good night?

Eve the ROCK said...

Nix, you can not begin to understand the mind of one who says confusing things.

Nixion Strange said...

It's like someone trying to understand my mind. Or yours.
You know, I want to see a phycologist just to confusing them. No one can tell what goes through my head!

Eve the ROCK said...

Yeah, but you never talk about what's inside your head. I talk all the time, and still I leave everyone confused.

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

that would be very funny, Nix.

Nixion Strange said...

I talk about it. I talk about it with you people. No one gets it though. I don't get it

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

*shrugs*

Nixion Strange said...

It makes no sense!
Now what is that line from, i remember it's from somewhere...

Eve the ROCK said...

...

*chews lip* ...Nope.

Nix, I never ever sever got it.

Eve the ROCK said...

Probably from you

Nixion Strange said...

Quite possibly

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

same here. i 'm going to bed now. i'm so tired from all the drama today because of that stupit test.good night, Eve and Nix.
*yawn* *waves good bye to Eve and Nix*

Eve the ROCK said...

Eve strode through the park, eyes on the moist green grass. She could feel the gentle drumming of innocent raindrops on her head. She would have stayed indoors if the rain was heavier, but the weather seemed to be behaving for the while. 
She walked past a pigeon, which flew away before she could get too close. Eve was VERY intimidating, up to the point where pigeons fled in terror of her haunting presence. And, she had razor sharp teeth and nails, and she could make people see their worst fear, blah blah blah blah banana. The title of Notorious Pigeon-scarer was much more noteworthy, and besides, Eve didn't use her magic extremely often, and her claws and fangs (for some reason everyone hated it whenever she said that...) were taken for granted by others and simply not noticed by herself. So all she had left was the joy of chasing birds through a park.



Eve + Babbling = that

Eve the ROCK said...

Goodnight, Fire!

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Fire

Nixion Strange said...

Done with HG chapter! Now just re-read it, spell check it and expand it, and I'm done!

Eve the ROCK said...

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Eve the ROCK said...

Y!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Val

Nixion Strange said...

This chapter is a short one, and i have a feeling that it isn't as good and the first

Eve the ROCK said...

Um, hi Val! Can't see you!

Eve the ROCK said...

I'm sure it'll be great, Nix

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