Friday, May 4, 2012

Mmmmm Violence...

Glory be, glory be, it's done. Finished. Done and dusted. Over. Practically. Almost.

The edits are all done. I have the weekend to go over KOTW one more time and then we send it to the copyeditor. The copyeditor basically makes sure I haven't made any huge mistakes, and corrects all the little ones before it's too late. She'll tweak and suggest and cut and replace, and then she'll send the manuscript back to me and I'll make my final adjustments, and that'll be it. Boom. Over.

Right now, the book clocks in at 134,729 words. Considering that Death Bringer was marginally over 118,000 words, that's quite a substantial increase. Golly gee, it's gonna be a big book! We're going to have to reduce the font size again to cram as many words onto the page as possible, but our font size is typically big anyway, so at least we have room to play with.

This is the first book where I've had serious discussions with my editor about the level of violence. (Well, I say serious... he was TRYING to be serious and I was making jokes, but you know...)

It's a weird thing, to write a series, because the readers get older as the books are released. Valkyrie gets older, the situations she finds herself in become more grown-up, and the themes get darker and darker as the end approaches. What all this means is that occasionally I fall into the trap of assuming that the Skulduggery readership is able to handle whatever I throw at them. And for the most part, they are.

But there will ALWAYS be new readers. There will ALWAYS be a nine year old who picks up the books for the first time and reads them in a few weeks. And it's unfair to expect that nine year old to be able to deal with content that is more suited to teenagers and adults. So where does that leave me?

In a weird place, that's where. On one hand, I've NEVER viewed this series as strictly children's books, and that view just keeps getting stronger and stronger as Valkyrie gets older. But on the other hand, I have a responsibility to the younger readers to not give them anything they can't handle.

And all of this makes me ever-so-thankful that we have such a thing as editors. I wrote this book in two and a half months of sheer WORK. There was no time to doubt myself and no time for second guesses. Whatever I put down on the page stayed on the page. When you have a more relaxed timetable you can afford to wonder about what you've just written but when the deadline is rushing towards you like a screaming train you just WRITE. With that in mind, I'm not surprised at all that I went too far in some areas. And it was so much FUN.

The battle still isn't over, by the way. Nick, my editor, still thinks I could be a little less bloodthirsty, while I think I'm just bloodthirsty enough. Some serious things happen in this book, and I reckon I needed to be as brutal and uncompromising as possible in order to achieve what I needed to achieve. But we have another week or so of him trying to be serious and me making jokes before I have to make the final decision.

And now a picture!


4,870 comments:

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Selena Gasp said...

c ya

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Vena!

Selena Gasp said...

*sighs* i wish i could fly

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Vena

Nixion Strange said...

Okay. 4 chapters, each just a rewrite of the Avatar last four episodes. I'm doing it, so meh

Eve the ROCK said...

Okay, Nixiono

Nixion Strange said...

Don't like it, there's the door. You can tell it you don't like it

Eve the ROCK said...

I...didn't say I didnt like it....

Nixion Strange said...

I'm just saying if you didn't, you could have a nice chat with the door. It doesn't like it, and would be happy to complain about me with anyone

Eve the ROCK said...

AND IT'S MADE OF ALDER

Zathract Mist said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kctk454fuLo&ob=av2n

Please listen to it. And wait to the end! *laughs*

Nixion Strange said...

I will blow that door up...

Zathract Mist said...

Actually, it's half way, not the end...

Nixion Strange said...

Australian's rule with music

Zathract Mist said...

This song is amazing. I love it.

Eve the ROCK said...

ONLY IF YOU WATCH A JAKE AND AMIR EPISODE!!!!

Hehehehehehehe.

Blow it UP!

Zathract Mist said...

I ALREADY HAVE!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

WATCH ANOTHER!!!

Actually never mind, I can't watch it. It said it couldn't load the movie.

Zathract Mist said...

Nooooo!
I bet you'd enjoy the rap part...

Nixion Strange said...

That was a good song

Zathract Mist said...

I know!
I'm addicted to The Cat Empire now...

Eve the ROCK said...

...Rap part?

Eve the ROCK said...

Tell me what the songs called and by who

Zathract Mist said...

Sorry, back now.

Days Like These by The Cat Empire.

I'll be distant now.

Eve the ROCK said...

Dinner bye!

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Eve

Anonymous said...

has anyone noticed how many plots run through the series. Like right now we have the darquesse plot, the church of the faceless plot, the kenny dunne plot and the Roarhaven changing the world plot. To be honest I'm not sure if they all form together or are separate

Nixion Strange said...

I've noticed. Never thought about them comming together...

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Vistar

Anonymous said...

HI just had time to post this so now i need to go bye

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Vistar

Ebony Law said...

Ah, yes, hello. I've found some of my spare time. I had a heart transplant on Saturday, yes, scary, I know, but if you have common sense, you'll realise that I'm alive, as I am writing this comment, yes? :)

I thought so. And NO IM NOT BACK.

Nixion Strange said...

You had a heart transplant?!

Ebony Law said...

Yep. I had chronic heart rejection, but they found out early, so they did a heart transplant and... bam.

Zathract Mist said...

Scary...

Nixion Strange said...

Wow...

Ebony Law said...

Well HOW DO YOU THINK I FELT?

Zathract Mist said...

...You seem unstable. You should sleep...

Ebony Law said...

And when I came home from the hospital, it had to be in a big tube thing. Because there's not as much oxygen in my lungs YET, the cold air in Canberra could have, well, frozen me. Even if I wrapped up really hard. It's because I have to breathe, and the oxygen that DOES enter is really cold and... yeah.. It's hard to explain.

Ebony Law said...

...Hello?

Nixion Strange said...

I don't know what to say...

Ebony Law said...

Because you're flooded with bewilderment that I've had a heart transplant or just that you don't know what to say?

Zathract Mist said...

Both...

Zathract Mist said...

And I'm busy with an assignment... *cough*

Nixion Strange said...

Both...

Zathract Mist said...
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Zathract Mist said...

To the gods in the sky
There's one thing you can do
You can send us some sun
And we'll play you this tune
Because sitting in our room
Lying down with a scoob
And the sunshine
Through our window

It's days like these
That make us happy
Like a puppy getting lucky
With a Lassie
Hassle-free
Hours passing by
With the beat one two
Said it's days like these kicking back
Just doing what we do

Number one I'd find some
Loving in the sun
With someone that can make me
Growl and hum say "mmmm..."
A boom boom shack
And the beat that she throw at me
Knocking me flat

Number two
I'd cruise where the grass is smooth
And the sound of the sea
Is a dreamy melody
Snooze all afternoon
'Till the night time wake me
Cos shakedown soon

Number three
I'd be dancing like a monkey up a tree
Find sweet simplicity
By kissing my honey
Get funky like Bond
When he's played by Connery
And get crafty
Like Don Corleone

Four
Watching Oliver jam a little more
Remember the night when I saw
What I never never never seen before
Lavender wrestling a rich wild boar

It's days like these
That make us happy
Like a puppy getting lucky
With a Lassie
Hassle-free
Hours passing by
With the beat one two
Said it's days like these kicking back
Just doing what we do

---

Whack, peace, black
Wake up on the attack
Wrote myself fanning to the moon and back
Now it's evnin' and the suassages are f'yin' out back
I write my mum for this track
As the sky fade ta' black
Now I remember earlier in the day as I was swimmin' through the bay a bass player I know swam my way
He said "G'day, hey you wanna go see something S'nd'y? Starts at eight plays trough 'till sunrise the next day."
So nine o'clock sees me headin' out towards the tabba-nackle
Uncle Reggo fear bought me free outta my shackles
Uncle little Reggay, DJ, I salute ya, crackle crackle crackle crackular, devine, one our one hine, it was a spectactular night ahead
I met a Mexican called "One"
"There's a party on the hill, would you like to come?"
Yeah
"Then bring a bottle of rum."
Can't afford it, but I bought it
And then I sung:
It's nights like these when you know that you love life
Nights like these when you know that you're good fire
Nights like these when ya don't have to try
For the life is bingin' smiles from every girl walkin' by
I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive
And my eyes, wanna cry, coz the night, the the sky, is so high, and my life, is sublime, and it's mine
And it's time! (It is now time)
Woah,
It's nights like these when you know that you love life
Nights like these when you know that you're good fire
Nights like these when ya laugh until you cry
Nights like these when I'm drowning and you're high [I feel like life's worth living]
Nights like these when you know that you love life [I feel like life's worth living]
Nights like these when you know that you're good fire [I feel like life's worth living]
Nights like these when you laugh until you cry [I feel like life's worth living]
That's all the love I'm giving

---

It's days like these
That make us happy
Like a puppy getting lucky
With a Lassie
Hassle-free
Hours passing by
With the beat one two
Said it's days like these kicking back
Just doing what we do

---

And dirty hands
I like them see
They make the music that we play
Sound oh so sweet
And my mother always made me eat broccoli
And now look at me
I'm as strong as can be
So put some spice in my sauce
Honey in my tea
An ace up my sleeve
And a slinky plan b
And most importantly
My mad family
They named me lucky
And for that I'll sing about
Days like these

---

[Solo]

Zathract Mist said...

Wrote all of that myself...

Zathract Mist said...

Except that the bridge is slightly different to the link I put up before because there are two different versions.

Zathract Mist said...

So talkative...I can't even keep up anymore.

Nixion Strange said...

I'm reading, sorry

Zathract Mist said...

*shrugs*

Zathract Mist said...

*laughs because self can now recite the rap part to the song without lyrics*

Eve the ROCK said...

Back!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Eve

Zathract Mist said...

Hi, Eve!

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi!

Zathract Mist said...

Dinner, bye!

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Mist

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Mist!

Nixion Strange said...

i'll be back in about 15 minutes
Bye!

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Nix!

Zathract Mist said...

Back!

Wait, no, I'll be back in ten. Sorry.

*vanishes again*

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye mist

Nixion Strange said...

Back

Eve the ROCK said...

Distant until I finish my homework

Eve the ROCK said...

Purple, yellow...

Zathract Mist said...

Green, blue.

Zathract Mist said...

Okay. Now I have to go. Again. Not sure when I'll be back.

Bye!

Eve the ROCK said...

A female sheep is called a ewe!

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Mist!

Nixion Strange said...

Sorry, computer messed up

Eve the ROCK said...

S'alright

I was far to busy DOING MY HOMEWORK to notice

So yeah

Nixion Strange said...

Dinner Bye!

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Nix!

Anonymous said...

changed my photo! Getting seriously bored so just posted something

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi vivstar!

Hi Nix!

Gabriel said...

My friend in the newspaper!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Gab

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Gab!

Gabriel said...

Hi People

Gabriel said...

Okay I'm going now...

Bye people.

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Gab

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Gab

*throws an oven at Nix*

Excuse me while I pack my homework away

(brb)

Gabriel said...

Now you guys talk.

:(

Bye.

Nixion Strange said...

*turns oven to golf ball*
Okay

Nixion Strange said...

I was reading Gab, don't blaim me. I talk when other talk. If you wanted me to talk, you should have started a conversation

Eve the ROCK said...

Actually, I was saying BRB in an awesome way

That's hardly talking

(back)

Nixion Strange said...

WB

Eve the ROCK said...

Um...

BLAME

Nixion Strange said...

Um...

I DON'T CARE.

And I knew that as soon as I hit publish. But alas, it was too late

Eve the ROCK said...

Hate it when that happens.

Nixion Strange said...

It always happens to me

Eve the ROCK said...

It happens MORE to ME, Bender.

Nixion Strange said...

Sure it does

Eve the ROCK said...

*laughs*

Nixion Strange said...

What so funny?

Eve the ROCK said...

*is deadly serious*

Nothing at all.

Nixion Strange said...

*laughs my head off*
nothing at all
*laughs more*

Eve the ROCK said...

NOTHING IS FUNNY!!!!

*is watching 82 comedy shows*

Nixion Strange said...

*explodes*
Hot dogs

Eve the ROCK said...

*bursts out laughing*

HOT DOGS!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

*bangs fist on table*

Nixion Strange said...

That is mahogany!
(hunger games)

Eve the ROCK said...

Who said that when...?

Nixion Strange said...

Effie on the train in the movie after Katniss stabed the table with a knife

Zathract Mist said...

*sobs*

No more Mockingjay. No more Hunger Games. Sad face.

Eve the ROCK said...

Ah yes, now I remember.

"How the Hulk did you end up with the doomsday device?"

*245th moment of egotism*

Nixion Strange said...
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Nixion Strange said...

What Mist?

Eve the ROCK said...

Did you finish?

DON'T SAY ANYTHING!!

Eve the ROCK said...

"Fry! Was this an idiotic trick to get me and Lars back together?"

"Quite idiotic."

Eve the ROCK said...

Awwww. That's probably the sweetest part in Futurama ever.

...

Wimmy wam wim wozzle!

Nixion Strange said...

What are you-
No, never mind. I don't want to know

Eve the ROCK said...

Yes you do!

I'm watching FUTURAMA!!! Wooh!

Nixion Strange said...

I didn't, but thanks for telling me

Eve the ROCK said...

1st

Eve the ROCK said...

I dedicate this page to Futurama!!!!

Wimmy wam wim wozzle!

Eve the ROCK said...

Im walkin on sunshine! Wooooooah!

Nixion Strange said...

No you're not. It's night

Lord Vlaedr said...

Not here.....

Eve the ROCK said...

That's what makes it so special!

...Huh?

Wait, that might not be the one Mist was talking about...

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Vleadr who isn't here

What Eve?

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh, wait, no, that's the one.

Lord Vlaedr said...

No, I meant it isnt night HERE....

And Lord Wolfy? Seriously?

Eve the ROCK said...

The song he was talking about on the other page.

Nixion Strange said...

I never said Lord Wolfy...

Lord Vlaedr said...
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Eve the ROCK said...

Lord Wolfy!!!

Nixion Strange said...

ah. No. Of course. What? Never mind

Lord Vlaedr said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Nixion Strange said...

Stop putting up the same comment!

Zathract Mist said...

...We get it, dude.

Eve the ROCK said...

OKAY....

Okay, cool song. But, like, no offende, but Eminem does way better rapping.

He does awesome on-the-spot rapping.

Lord Vlaedr said...

That just sucks. It posted my comment THREE TIMES.

And you did call me Lord Wolfy. On my blog. It was humiliating.

Nixion Strange said...

Oh. Well...
You know you could have deleted it if you wanted? And Lord Wolfy isn't that bad a name
*thinks of name they give me*

Lord Vlaedr said...

I swear I didnt post it three times....

And please dont call me that Eve.

Eve the ROCK said...
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Eve the ROCK said...

I didn't. It was merely an exclamation of randomness.

Zathract Mist said...

*decides not to talk about the subject*

Nixion Strange said...

Smart move Mist

Eve the ROCK said...

I like celery

Lord Vlaedr said...

Sooo....

Whats new?

Eve the ROCK said...

I like celery

Nixion Strange said...

That's not new Eve

I'm slightly disappointed in Derek, I have a test on Thursday even though we just started the topic... wow, not much

Eve the ROCK said...

Damn straight it's not new. I liked celery before it was cool.

A test? What for? Pin the tail on the makeshift donkey?

Zathract Mist said...

It wasnt about Vlaedr, Nix...

Nixion Strange said...

I don't know what I'm saying Mist, so please don't take whatever i type to seriously

Nixion Strange said...

History. I like history, but we just started, so i hardly know anything about the topic

Lord Vlaedr said...

I am extremely sick.

Coughing out my lungs and that sort of thing....

Oh and dont forget ear infection.

Eve the ROCK said...

History. Ugh. That's all I have to say.

My lil bro had an ear infection...everyone had to stand a meter away from his ear. He did too.

Nixion Strange said...

Sorry about that Vlaedr

Nixion Strange said...

Eve, I'm not going to dignify that with a response

Eve the ROCK said...

I leave everyone speechless is what you're trying to say.

Nixion Strange said...

No Eve, what I'm trying to say is that the sentecne wasn't worth my response

Lord Vlaedr said...

Speechless.... Or just coughed out his lungs.... Either way....

Eve the ROCK said...

And that misspelt word isn't worth my response either. *sips tea*

Nixion Strange said...

My lungs still remain pre-cough out, thank you

Nixion Strange said...

I know it isn't. That's why I put it there
You know, sometimes I do it to annoying you
*grins*

Eve the ROCK said...

*narrows eyes* Well, it's working, although id never admit to that.

Nixion Strange said...

No Eve. You're much to smart to admit to something like that. It's not like you said "Well, it's working" at anytime

Eve the ROCK said...

I'm deciding not to point out that that is incredibly annoying.

Lord Vlaedr said...

This conversation lacks.....

...a lot.....

Nixion Strange said...

I am incredably annoying

Lordy, I think it lacks sanity and reason

Eve the ROCK said...

Hehe. Lordy.

*acts as though self said nothing*

Sanity? Reason? Psh. Who needs it? Armadillo away!

*lalalalala*

Nixion Strange said...

Sorry, no offense. I'll just call you Vleadr. But I always forget how to spell it...

Eve the ROCK said...

Im tempted to call you Lord Vlodmort.

Eve the ROCK said...

*Vloldemort

Nixion Strange said...

Fwoooooosh!

Eve the ROCK said...

Whoosh!

Zathract Mist said...

Can I call you Vader instead?

Dominique Hua said...

Dear Mr Landy
Have you considered going on Twitter? It would be really awesome if you were. It's like blogging but less tiring and you will be constantly bombarding the world with your opinion. :)Plus: tons of followers!
Or if you are and you don't want weird fans (hi!) following you then never mind, I understand.

Dom

Lord Vlaedr said...

Not Voldemort, I have a long, nice muzzle.

Not Vader, I can breathe perfectly fine.

Vlaedr. Just Vlaedr.

Eve the ROCK said...

Is it pronounced

Vlay-der?

Lord Vlaedr said...

Yes. Yes it is.

Eve the ROCK said...

Good. I was worried it was going to have some crazy pronunciation. Like when Breeze said her name was pronounced

Breez

What is with that? Seriously.

Lord Vlaedr said...

Spelling is always a funny thing.

Especially when your mispronounce a common name wrong. Right in front of that person.

Eve the ROCK said...

I just avoid addressing them by their name so I don't mispronounce it. EVER.

Zathract Mist said...

Night.

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Mist

Nixion Strange said...

I'm going to go for a while as well
Bye!

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Mist

Bye Nix

Lord Vlaedr said...

AND ONCE AGAIN I AM THE ONLY GUY.

Nixion Strange said...

Back. That was quick
I'm going to bed soon though

Eve the ROCK said...

WB nix of Nothing

Eve the ROCK said...

Gtg I'll probably be back soon though

Bye!

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Eve

Eve the ROCK said...

Msd

Nixion Strange said...

Yep, you came back

Eve the ROCK said...

Yep, I did. And I slipped on a shoe.

Nixion Strange said...

The poor shoe

Eve the ROCK said...

The poor shoe rack. I friggin knocked it over coz it was balancing on another shoe. It was quite embarrassing.

Nixion Strange said...

The poor shoessss

Eve the ROCK said...

Indeed. And when I say embarrassing, I mean embarrassing for the shoes, of course. They should know not to sit in the middle of a walking space. Appalling behavior.

Nixion Strange said...

They're only young Eve

Eve the ROCK said...

Yes, but we train our shoes like soldiers.

Nixion Strange said...

I don't. I let them teach themselves. They get very street wise that way.

Eve the ROCK said...

How do you punish them then?

Nixion Strange said...

They get beat up by the other shoes. I don't go near them, they don't bother me. I hardly own them

Eve the ROCK said...

So you walk around barefoot most of the time?

Nixion Strange said...

I wear them when i wear them, when i want to. The universe is comprissed of many fish tails

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