Friday, May 4, 2012

Mmmmm Violence...

Glory be, glory be, it's done. Finished. Done and dusted. Over. Practically. Almost.

The edits are all done. I have the weekend to go over KOTW one more time and then we send it to the copyeditor. The copyeditor basically makes sure I haven't made any huge mistakes, and corrects all the little ones before it's too late. She'll tweak and suggest and cut and replace, and then she'll send the manuscript back to me and I'll make my final adjustments, and that'll be it. Boom. Over.

Right now, the book clocks in at 134,729 words. Considering that Death Bringer was marginally over 118,000 words, that's quite a substantial increase. Golly gee, it's gonna be a big book! We're going to have to reduce the font size again to cram as many words onto the page as possible, but our font size is typically big anyway, so at least we have room to play with.

This is the first book where I've had serious discussions with my editor about the level of violence. (Well, I say serious... he was TRYING to be serious and I was making jokes, but you know...)

It's a weird thing, to write a series, because the readers get older as the books are released. Valkyrie gets older, the situations she finds herself in become more grown-up, and the themes get darker and darker as the end approaches. What all this means is that occasionally I fall into the trap of assuming that the Skulduggery readership is able to handle whatever I throw at them. And for the most part, they are.

But there will ALWAYS be new readers. There will ALWAYS be a nine year old who picks up the books for the first time and reads them in a few weeks. And it's unfair to expect that nine year old to be able to deal with content that is more suited to teenagers and adults. So where does that leave me?

In a weird place, that's where. On one hand, I've NEVER viewed this series as strictly children's books, and that view just keeps getting stronger and stronger as Valkyrie gets older. But on the other hand, I have a responsibility to the younger readers to not give them anything they can't handle.

And all of this makes me ever-so-thankful that we have such a thing as editors. I wrote this book in two and a half months of sheer WORK. There was no time to doubt myself and no time for second guesses. Whatever I put down on the page stayed on the page. When you have a more relaxed timetable you can afford to wonder about what you've just written but when the deadline is rushing towards you like a screaming train you just WRITE. With that in mind, I'm not surprised at all that I went too far in some areas. And it was so much FUN.

The battle still isn't over, by the way. Nick, my editor, still thinks I could be a little less bloodthirsty, while I think I'm just bloodthirsty enough. Some serious things happen in this book, and I reckon I needed to be as brutal and uncompromising as possible in order to achieve what I needed to achieve. But we have another week or so of him trying to be serious and me making jokes before I have to make the final decision.

And now a picture!


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Rim. said...

*walks out*

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Aww, I have to go, guys!
Bye, Star and Suede [have you noticed all our names start with S?]
~hugs~
~waves madly~
Hopefully see you guys soon!!!!!!

Stephanie Edgley said...

I've never actually talked to dragona . . . Buti've seen stuff he's said.

I have a People I Really Don't Like List. There are three people on it. He's one of them. I prefer not to use words like hate so i'll say i strongly dislike Dragona.

Rim. said...

Bye Skyril!!!! *hugs*
*walks back in with a chicken burger* Hi Zath!

Rim. said...

I have a long list of people I don't like. Most of them think im friends with them irl. Just to warn you, I hold grudges really bad and I'm good at pretending to be friendly. I wouldn't go as far as 2 faced though.

Stephanie Edgley said...

Msy the fours be with you robin!

Hi rain!

I used to think dragona was a girl too!

I am one of those people who is very good at forgiving. I can and have cometely forgiven a person who was totally horrible to me, my friends and other people in the past, and has wrecked over a year of my life. Now . . . I talk to her on the bus and i'd comsidor her a sort-of-half-friend. I like her now. She's nice. But my point IS, i still strongly dislike dragona even with my amazing forgiving powers.

Stephanie Edgley said...

*completely

Rim. said...

YOU ONLY HAVE 3 PEOPLE YOU DON'T LIKE!!! How is that possible! Even if you forgive them surely you don't forget?! How is it possible to erase something that easily!

Robin Snowscar said...

*jumps in*

Zathract Mist said...

Hi Ink and Willow!
*is waiting for Derek to announce the winners*

I hope Eve gets it, Eve had better get it...

Rim. said...

Hi Robin!! Long time no see!! *hugs*

Stephanie Edgley said...

I think that if i was a demigod from percy jackson, my forgivingness would be my fatal flaw. It's already fataled me in the past. I think it's better to be a grudge-holding person.

Rim. said...

What days he announcing the winners Zath??

Robin Snowscar said...

Oooh people! YAY *claps*

Zathract Mist said...

TOOOODAY!

Mondy for him.

Zathract Mist said...

Hi Robin.

Robin Snowscar said...

Winners for what?

Rim. said...

Are you sure Star? I Despise sooo many people. Isn't it better to have more than 3 people that you trust?
I only trust 3 people. That's not many...

Zathract Mist said...

Winners for the aussie comp to go backstage with Derek.

Rim. said...

I hope Eve or You or Sparky wins!! For Derek's sake.

Rim. said...

Zath, do you have an Australian accent??????

Stephanie Edgley said...

Hi robin!

I do forget rim. I forget what people've done in the past without meaning to and just judge them on the last year or so.

But also, i forgive people coz i can emparhise with them. Think i understand why, exactly, they thought it was okay to do this, that, and the otjer. I put a lot of things down to messing around and having fun, but then taking it too far and not realising that for other people it isn't a game.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPARKY!



I don't care if you aren't on right now, I hope you have the best fourteenth birthday that anyone had had in all of history!


Happy Birthday!

Robin Snowscar said...

*nods* Good luck! When's he announcing, today? It's the Monday 7th at 22:50 here.

Zathract Mist said...

Depends what you mean. Yes, but no one really as the seriotype aussie accents with the "G'day mate" and such.

Stephanie Edgley said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPARKY!

Robin Snowscar said...

It's Sparky's birthday? Happy Birthday!

Rim. said...

I mean different to my English accent. Ever seen Downton Abbey? That's pretty much how one of my friends speaks.

Rim. said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPARKY!!!!!!!!!!

Stephanie Edgley said...

I know what you mean zath! There seems to be this american assumption that english people say guv'nor! It's a loada rubbish! I've never heard anyone english say that!

Robin Snowscar said...

Star - you ever been to the East End of London? *grins*

Rim. said...

I've said it but it didn't feel right without the cockney tone.

Stephanie Edgley said...

I usually trust people unless i have a good reason not to.

Zathract Mist said...

Yeah, stereotypes are annoying. Some people think we have kangaroos in our backyards....

Robin Snowscar said...

You do don't you Zath? *frowns*




I kid...

Stephanie Edgley said...

Dunno. I've been to londen. Don't ask me WHERE in londen.

*sighs* okay. Some english people say guv'nor. BUT THE VAST MAJORITY DON'T.

Rim. said...

Lol! I am partial to the odd scone and jam though.
Are you from London then Robin?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Rim, I just listened to that email XD


"... but nobody will hear this because Rim doesn't have any friends"


That made me laugh really hard :D

Zathract Mist said...

Hilarious, Robin.

Rim. said...

Yea. "It is quite ... Delightful."

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Are we talking about stereotypes? I hate stereotypes.


Just so you know, anytime someone says something stereotypical about the UK or Australia or anywhere else I make sure they stop immediately...

Robin Snowscar said...

*bows for Zath* thanks

No, I'm not from London - my dad is.

They don't say it anymore Star, you're quite right only some cocky little brats who're trying to be clever say it now.

Rim. said...

I think we speak The normal Chav dialect here in Derby.

Zathract Mist said...

Thanks, Val.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

You're welcome. And once I tell someone to stop they won't start again because everyone is terrified of me.

Stephanie Edgley said...

Kangeroos in your back yards?

*snorts* that just sounds stupid.

I am strongly againat sterotypes. Whenever i tell people i live in my village, nearly all of them assume i'm posh and it REALLY irritates me. Most of them people in the village down the hill probably have bigger houses than i do coz there are lots of big houses there and houses in my village are more expensive coz of our outstanding primary school so people who live in my village have to buy smaller houses to live here than if they were living elsewhere!

If that makes sense.

Rim. said...

I'm Going now. Bye!!! *hugs*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*is ever so slightly confused with Star's comment*

Robin Snowscar said...

*snorts* Yeah right Val

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Bye Rim!

Robin Snowscar said...

Bye Rim

Stephanie Edgley said...

Thank you very much val.

Would you mind telling everyone in yorkshire that hull (nearby city) is a good place (people usually think it's crap) and that not everyone in swanland (my village) is posh?

Stephanie Edgley said...

May the fours be with you rim!

Okay. In simple terms, I AM NOT POSH but people tend to think i am when i tell them the name of my village.

Zathract Mist said...

Bye Rim.
Going distant now.

Stephanie Edgley said...

We don't even have any swans in swanland. A pond and ducks, but no swans.

Stephanie Edgley said...

Apparently, there were two swans, but one got ryn over by a car and the other one (you know they mate for life?) pined away.

Robin Snowscar said...

I'm gonna go byebye!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

People actually are scared of me, Robin. You should see my English class. That's just funny, because all of the guys try their best to stay as far away from me as possible because of the time where I stabbed someone in the back of the neck with a fork so hard they started bleeding.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Bye bye Robin

Stephanie Edgley said...

May the fours be with you robin!

*has switched keypad to german mode*

The z and the y have switched plaves. Like on our old german keyboard in the attic.

Stephanie Edgley said...

I better go too . . . School tomorrow . . . Bye . . . Fours be with you all.

Eve the ROCK said...

RAH! Why havent they announced it yet?!!!

Zathract Mist said...

Hi Eve!

Derek's probably busy.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I don't know

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

What would Derek be busy with right now? It's 11:30 for him. He should be able to post.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Mist!

But who said Derek's choosing? It said the JUDGE'S decision will be final. Unless Derek is a judge...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Well Derek has to announce the winners.

Zathract Mist said...

Gtg. Bye.

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye mist

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Bye Mist

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*looks outside* Oooh, Ember just got home. Yay!


I'm gonna go, bye!

Alex Firefoot said...

Oh man, i feel terrible now. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO! HAVE AN AWESOME DAY AND EAT CHOCOLATE!!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hello?

MonsterMouse said...

hi

Eve the ROCK said...

.....the winners aren't going to be announced....

Nixion Strange said...

COME ON! ANNOUNCE IT ALREADY!

Nixion Strange said...

Oh, Hi Eve
No later then the 7th... Ha

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Nix

I looked on the site, looked at another competition. The winners were supposed to be announced last month. Something tells me they won't be announcing them at all

Nixion Strange said...

You know, you're really just repeating yourelf with the email and this

Eve the ROCK said...

I feel repetitive today

I feel repetitive today

Nixion Strange said...

I feel angry

Eve the ROCK said...

I feel outraged

Nixion Strange said...

Derek, I'm simply disappointed. I know it might by actaully run by Harper Collins, but this is important to us. We should know if we didn't or did win, not just wait after it's finished. I'm disappointed

Selena Gasp said...

hi guy's i'm back!
*eats orange*

Selena Gasp said...

vena is coil.HA (its a joke)

Selena Gasp said...

HELLO!

Selena Gasp said...

I'M going to watch friends now bye!

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Vena

Selena Gasp said...

bye nix this is my friend izzy now

Nixion Strange said...

Izzy? Okay then...

Lynxia Lost said...

I've only got a few mins so HI!!!!!!!!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye vena

Derek, have mercy!

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Izzy!

Hi Lynxia!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Lynxia
As you can tell, I'm not in a good mood

Lynxia Lost said...

Oh wait. Nope, I gotta go again.

Bye.
(Go do the What If? !)

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Lynxia

Nixion Strange said...

Derek, you have no idea how disappointed I am. Let me put it this way, if you were any other author, I would stop reading your books. Yours are just to addictive. But I love reading, and that is the worst thing i can think of. You're on thin ice with me from now on Derek. What did you say in an interview once? We're more believeing and less critical, but once you lose us, we're gone
Tread carefully

Selena Gasp said...

hi i am izzy

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Lynxia!

Stephanie Edgley said...

Derek, you let my fellow EIOUEMGG down. I am ashamed of you.

Hi people.

Selena Gasp said...

no i am not i am vena hahahah

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh nix, you know that's not true.

Selena Gasp said...

hi ink how are you

Stephanie Edgley said...

Hi izzy!

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Startrek!

Selena Gasp said...

so,does any one here watch friends?

Stephanie Edgley said...

I am not too good. It's school soon and derek let his EIOUEMGG down.

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Star
Eve, you have no idea how angry I am at the moment. If it was any other series, I would at least stop buying it

Nixion Strange said...

I watch friends sometimes

Stephanie Edgley said...

No ve- er, izzy. Sorry.

Eve, i think it's amazig how you keep finding new star-thingys for me. I'd run out after about three!

Selena Gasp said...

its a cool program

Selena Gasp said...

I have dance sport tomorrow.Its so
auckward because the boys have to choose the girls for patners

Eve the ROCK said...

Niiiiiiiiix. NIIIIIIIX. Niiiiiiix. NiiiiiiiiIIIIx. NIIIIIiiiix.

(all in different tones*

Selena Gasp said...

I am feeling powerfull!
*uses mind bolt to send things flying
about*

Valice said...

one question: my friend has a own blog since a few weeks. And she's not really into it yet, but she will be. So maybe you could follow it...
By the way, she's german like me, so her english isn't always that good (mine neither, as you may have noticed)... And she likes Skulduggery too. So if you want to follow her: here's the link:http://lunaslittleworld.blogspot.de

Eve the ROCK said...

Star, I am so amazing you shan't even bother trying to live up to my standard.

Kidding, you're awesome.

Selena Gasp said...

hi eve!
*uses mind bolts to send eve a cup cake*

Nixion Strange said...

Okay, I want to write something, but i'm not going to write something i normally write. just ideas that I've rejected and I'm going to try out. Some I rejected because they are just weird, some stupid, some no one will read, some make no sense...

Avatar Fan-Fic (the TV series, not the movie)
Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flammel Fan-fic
That's it. Two things i can think of. Make a choice

Stephanie Edgley said...

*frowns* ANOTHER one of my vomments just disappeared. This is looking worrying.

Selena Gasp said...

I am about to active my world domination plans.So watch out!
*cackles with evil laughter*

Zathract Mist said...

Boom!

Eve the ROCK said...

Av-! Oh, right...

Eh. I have no idea who Nicholas Flannel is so Avatar.

Stephanie Edgley said...

*comments

YAY! I'M AWESOME!

*looks at nix* did you know that name 'star' means 'one who cannot make descision'?

Kidding. It doesn't. But if it did it'd suit me well.

Nixion Strange said...

*sighs*
For some reason I'm choosing the Avatar. It used to be my favourite series, so i'm going to try a fan-fic

Selena Gasp said...

mwhaahaaahaha

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Mist!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Mist

Stephanie Edgley said...

Nicholas flamel from HP. He has his own series. And i haven't read it.

Nixion Strange said...

I'm really bad with the names though, and with this one... I'll give it a shot

Stephanie Edgley said...

Hi mished potato.

Nixion Strange said...

The series is really good. But if you haven't read it, i can't do it

Selena Gasp said...

i have loads of home work
boohooo

Stephanie Edgley said...

Goldengoddammit, school, gtg, bye. May the fours be with you all.

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Star

Selena Gasp said...

hi mist :)

Selena Gasp said...

bye star

Nixion Strange said...

oh, btw, if any of you heard of the sequel to Avatar, the mini-series, i'm going on like that never happens.

Zathract Mist said...

Hi...Izz...y...

*is desperately trying to suppress memories of another Izzy*

Nixion Strange said...

It's just Vena

Zathract Mist said...

And hi Eve! And Nix!

Selena Gasp said...

i am watching the simpsons now

Zathract Mist said...

It is?!
Excellent!
*no longer has to think about Izzy*

I'm writing Nix and Mist now! Well, editing...

Nixion Strange said...

You know, i actually came up with three Avatar fan-fics when i was younger, all in my head. But which one, i don't remeber it all, and the names...

Nixion Strange said...

I changed my mind, I'm not doing it. But i need something action packed to take my mind of it...

Eve the ROCK said...

I would ask who Izzy is, but I doubt you'd answer.

Selena Gasp said...

this is auckward.my friend is called izzy and she was at my house because we are neghibors.i was wacthing friends and she was on my laptop.
then I came back and she went home.my name is samantha

Nixion Strange said...

I need to write something action packed, and not at all related to SP

Selena Gasp said...

sorry about spelling

Nixion Strange said...

I'm looking at all my books for an idea... but nothing comes to mind...

Selena Gasp said...

hi nixion! how are you!

Eve the ROCK said...

What about a 39 CLUES fanfic!

Oh god...

Eve the ROCK said...

What about a PJ fanfic?

Zathract Mist said...

*curls up against the tree*

No I wouldn't answer...

Selena Gasp said...

i am writing a book with my friends
about face inhaling zombies.

Nixion Strange said...

I considered both of those, actually Eve. But 39 isn't action packed enough, and PJ is just to funny for me at the moment. I'm not in the mood to think up those sort of jokes

Eve the ROCK said...

Thought so

Eve the ROCK said...

What about a Lord of the Rings fanfic?!!!!

:D

Selena Gasp said...

you should write a fourth hunger games!

Nixion Strange said...

A single scene from Avatar... i wouldn't have to bother with an introduction...
I'm going to write that scene at the end, with the comet. That whole scene, i'm writing it

Eve the ROCK said...

What about...no, 100 cupboards confused me...

Lynxia Lost said...

Er... Does it have to be a fan fic or just any random story idea?

Selena Gasp said...

yeah man!
*flys to lake on pet dragon ione*
who will duel me!
*pulls out awesome sword*

Nixion Strange said...

Never watched or read Lord of the Rings, and I'm already doing that Vena. First chapters here, bellow the Harry Potter thing

http://readthismortals.blogspot.com.au/

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Lynxia!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Lynxia

And random story idea, as long as it has nothing to do with SP. Nothing in the same universe, i just don't feel like it

Selena Gasp said...

um,just tell me if i'm irritating anyone

Eve the ROCK said...

YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED TGE LORD IF TGE RINGS?!!!!

*faints*

Zathract Mist said...

My...precious...GOLLUM! GOLLUM!

Lynxia Lost said...

Erm... I'm all out of ideas for new stories. All of my ideas went into finishing One For You and coming up with Fate and Rogue. Sorry. :(

You could do an Artemis Fowl fan fic. That would be interesting. I'm only on Opal Deception though.

Selena Gasp said...

who will duel me?
*asks while laying on couch watching simpsons*

Lynxia Lost said...

Lord of the Rings is amazing!!!!!!!

They're taking the Hobbits to Isenguard!

Nixion Strange said...

Artemis Fowlmis hard though. You've got to get the genius and the humour balenced. I wouldn't manage it

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Lynxia!

Eve the ROCK said...

I call him Smeegle mostly.

I love the Hobbits!! I love the Shire!

Selena Gasp said...

write a fan fiction on maximum ride

Selena Gasp said...

go the lord of the rings!

Eve the ROCK said...

WRITE A HORROR ABOUT THAT DREAM I HAD!

It's so senseful.

Selena Gasp said...

huh.meh.derp.

Zathract Mist said...

Smegaol: Look master! Look what smart Smegaol finds! *holds dead rabbit in hands*
Sam: You're going to make him sick! *takes the rabbit*
Smegaol: No!
Sam: There's only one way to cook rabbit! *dumps it in stew*

Smegaol: Aaaaaagh! Nooooooo...! What's he doing?! Stupid fat hobbit! He ruins it!
Smegaol: What's to ruin? There's barely any meat on 'em.
Smegaol: Uuuuurgh...
Sam: Not even you couldn't have eaten that anyway. You have to COOK the rabbit first.
Smegaol: No Smegaol doesn't!
Sam: It'd be better! A nice stew with a hunk of rabbit. And a side of nice, juicy 'tators.
Smegaol: ...What's "taters"? Precious!
Sam: PO-TA-TOES? Like chips?!
Smegaol: Eeeeeergh!!
Sam: Come on, not even you could resist that!
Smegaol: Yes we could!
Sam: *shakes head and goes back to stirring the stew*
Smegaol: *crawls up to him* You give it to us, raaaaaaaw! And wwrrrrriggling! *snaps another dead rabbit in half and runs off with it*
Sam: ...Disgusting creature...

Nixion Strange said...

ACTION PACKED! Anyway, if you look, you'll see i made a decition ages ago

Zathract Mist said...

*Sam on 6th line, not Smegaol.

Selena Gasp said...

*uses mind bolts to drag nix and eve to lake* now we fight.*draws sword*

Selena Gasp said...

*uses mind bolts to drag nix and eve to lake* now we fight.*draws sword*

Zathract Mist said...

...Uh...

Eve the ROCK said...

No thanks, I don't eat mind bolts.

*smeagol

I feel so hypocritical today.

Nixion Strange said...

Sorry, any fighting i do is related to Nix, who is my character, who is in the same world as SP, which I am not in the mood for
Sorry

Selena Gasp said...

i'm back guys!
whoop whoop!

Nixion Strange said...

brb

Eve the ROCK said...

K nix

Eve the ROCK said...

*kay

Selena Gasp said...

i really wanna fight! *swings sword around dangourusly* please someone.*sends mind bolt to everyone who is reading this*fight!

Selena Gasp said...

come on guys!

Eve the ROCK said...

Yeah, well, you can fight this armadillo. *gives vena the armadillo*

Nixion Strange said...

No. Not in the mood. Sorry

Selena Gasp said...

come on!

Selena Gasp said...

*sizes up the armadillo* this will be a breaze *armadillo shoots lazers from its eyes* eve,you could have warned me!

Eve the ROCK said...

*shrugs* Armadillos are deadly.

Selena Gasp said...

*dives out of the way and comes up rolling* its ON armadillo.*slashes with sword and kills it*well,that was easy

Selena Gasp said...

oh well,bye people

Eve the ROCK said...

Always what you least expect

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