Friday, May 4, 2012

Mmmmm Violence...

Glory be, glory be, it's done. Finished. Done and dusted. Over. Practically. Almost.

The edits are all done. I have the weekend to go over KOTW one more time and then we send it to the copyeditor. The copyeditor basically makes sure I haven't made any huge mistakes, and corrects all the little ones before it's too late. She'll tweak and suggest and cut and replace, and then she'll send the manuscript back to me and I'll make my final adjustments, and that'll be it. Boom. Over.

Right now, the book clocks in at 134,729 words. Considering that Death Bringer was marginally over 118,000 words, that's quite a substantial increase. Golly gee, it's gonna be a big book! We're going to have to reduce the font size again to cram as many words onto the page as possible, but our font size is typically big anyway, so at least we have room to play with.

This is the first book where I've had serious discussions with my editor about the level of violence. (Well, I say serious... he was TRYING to be serious and I was making jokes, but you know...)

It's a weird thing, to write a series, because the readers get older as the books are released. Valkyrie gets older, the situations she finds herself in become more grown-up, and the themes get darker and darker as the end approaches. What all this means is that occasionally I fall into the trap of assuming that the Skulduggery readership is able to handle whatever I throw at them. And for the most part, they are.

But there will ALWAYS be new readers. There will ALWAYS be a nine year old who picks up the books for the first time and reads them in a few weeks. And it's unfair to expect that nine year old to be able to deal with content that is more suited to teenagers and adults. So where does that leave me?

In a weird place, that's where. On one hand, I've NEVER viewed this series as strictly children's books, and that view just keeps getting stronger and stronger as Valkyrie gets older. But on the other hand, I have a responsibility to the younger readers to not give them anything they can't handle.

And all of this makes me ever-so-thankful that we have such a thing as editors. I wrote this book in two and a half months of sheer WORK. There was no time to doubt myself and no time for second guesses. Whatever I put down on the page stayed on the page. When you have a more relaxed timetable you can afford to wonder about what you've just written but when the deadline is rushing towards you like a screaming train you just WRITE. With that in mind, I'm not surprised at all that I went too far in some areas. And it was so much FUN.

The battle still isn't over, by the way. Nick, my editor, still thinks I could be a little less bloodthirsty, while I think I'm just bloodthirsty enough. Some serious things happen in this book, and I reckon I needed to be as brutal and uncompromising as possible in order to achieve what I needed to achieve. But we have another week or so of him trying to be serious and me making jokes before I have to make the final decision.

And now a picture!


4,870 comments:

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Star Inkbright said...

Great minds, nix.

Well, more like IOUE minds, but oh well.

Nixion Strange said...

"oh I love that girl I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth!"

"A camp for white people only and the half time show starring Madonna? Yay! She just won a trip to Aruba! But the jealous sister wants in of the action!"

Eve the ROCK said...

Olay Lynxia

Star Inkbright said...

OLAY!

Eve the ROCK said...

Olay, Olay! Olay, Olay!

Star Inkbright said...

Olaaaay, olay olay olaaaaay, olay olay olaaaaaay, olay olay olaaaaay . . .

Eve the ROCK said...

That's her name! Britney! She has a beautiful voice.

Nixion Strange said...

OH COME ON! IT'S 12 THERE, AND THEY HAVEN'T ANNOUNCED THE WINNER!

Eve the ROCK said...

EXACTLY! What is with that?

Zathract Mist said...

It's nice to be missed.

Lynxia Lost said...

Gotta go! Bye guys! See you in 20 ins if you're staying1 *hugs*

Eve the ROCK said...

Wait, I thought it was 9:30...

Star Inkbright said...

Oh, Lay!

Oh, lay, you stupid hen!

Lay, Oh!

Lay OHver the side . . .

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Lynxia!

Star Inkbright said...

May the fours be with you lynxia!

Nixion Strange said...

It's 12 there Eve.

Luciana said...

I HAVE ONLY LEARNT MY FIRST PARAGRAPH. D: And part of my second and last........ Eurgh.....So much to learn. ¬_¬

Zathract Mist said...

It's nice to be bloody noticed too...

Eve the ROCK said...

I thought you'd chained yourself to a tree again. Welcome back.

Bye Lynxia!

Nixion Strange said...

He does a really good impression or Morgan Freeman. Just wait for it for a while

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LcDm1Dm6CM&feature=relmfu

Eve the ROCK said...

*frowns* Hey. It's not like you say hi to people when they come on every time.

Star Inkbright said...

Twelve where? Twelve in the UK?

*looks at clock* actually, it's about ten past.

LUNCH TIME!!!! Or at least it should be . . .

Star Inkbright said...

Hi mished potato!

Zathract Mist said...

I do. Unless I don't.

Which is very very rarely.

Zathract Mist said...

STOP. CALLING. ME. THAT. GOD. DAMNIT.

Star Inkbright said...

*shrugs* you are mish and nix is keyboard face. Deal with it.

Nixion Strange said...

STAR!

Eve the ROCK said...

Earlier today, you didn't say hi to me. You can add that to the list.

Star Inkbright said...

I think i might add to my profile that occasionalky i can annoy people incredibly muchly without wanting too . . .

Zathract Mist said...

Good.

Star Inkbright said...

NIX!

Mary Contrary said...

I think they're cool names.
Keyboard Face is all, like, 'Eh! There's a keyboard on my face!'

And then Mished Potato's like, 'I am not just a mashed potato. I am a mished potato.' (To be said in the voice of the 'Iams Cat')

Nixion Strange said...

I AM SERIOUSLY THINKING OF GETTING INTO A FIGHT RIGHT NOW!

Nixion Strange said...

Taia, don't go there

Eve the ROCK said...

*tosses Nix a mandarine* It helps, trust in moi.

Eve the ROCK said...

*sighs*

*mandarin

Mary Contrary said...

*tilts head*
I'm only stating an opinion.
If I was trying to offend you, trust me, you'd know about it. P:

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Taia!

Mary Contrary said...

Hi Eve!
*waves*

Nixion Strange said...

*eyes burn furiously*
DON'T... GO... THERE

Star Inkbright said...

Thanks taia!

"I am not just a mashed potato, i am a mished potato."

*is dying of laughter*

Luciana said...

Hello, Taia.

*sits under a tree, with a book*

Is SP released in French, do you know? Because I could totally read it...And it'd add to my collection...

Zathract Mist said...

*GRABS DAGGER*

Zathract Mist said...

*WITH. CAPITALS.*

Star Inkbright said...

*has finally stopped laughing*

Mary Contrary said...

Hi Luciana!
And, I have no idea. I don't speak French, after all. It'd be cool if it was, though. Then I could learn French. :D

Eve the ROCK said...

I don't know, Luciana. I just don't know.

Star Inkbright said...

No, don't think so, L.

My family is gonna think i'm crazy, what with all the random laughing . . .

Luciana said...

I want to read them in French and Spanish...

Star Inkbright said...

I SHOULD BUY A GERMAN VERSION OF SP!

*adds it to list of things i want for christmas and birthday*

Eve the ROCK said...

You can read HG in Italian. It's on iBooks. :3

Star Inkbright said...

Notebooks are right at the top of my wishlist. I would very much like five A5 spiral-bound notebooks with lines in for my birthday.

Zathract Mist said...

Nix. Send the chapter when it's done.

*glares ferociously at Ink and vanishes darkly*

Mary Contrary said...

Me too, Ink.
The problem is, that my birthday isn;t for another 11 months, so I've a lot of waiting to do..

Nixion Strange said...

Very soon Mist. Within the hour

Luciana said...

I know SP is available in German..But German is one of the few European languages I cannot comprehend any of... :')

Star Inkbright said...

Sorry mish . . .t.

Eve the ROCK said...

You seem to have a thing with notebooks, Starrio.

Star Inkbright said...

My birthday is in four months:)

Mary Contrary said...

Ah. Well German happens to be one of the only European languages that I CAN comprehend any of. P:

Nixion Strange said...

be back in about 15 minutes

Star Inkbright said...

May the fours be with you zath.

Mary Contrary said...

Awesome, Ink!

Okay, Nixion.

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Nix

My birthday is in...hold on...

Star Inkbright said...

I can comprehend at least some of two european languages - german and england.

Gtg bb in 20.

Star Inkbright said...

*english

Eve the ROCK said...

YES! YES! Of course he'd pick her! She's far too valuable to let go.

Mary Contrary said...

Okay, Ink! Byee!

Luciana said...

Bye, whoever left. ^_^

Luciana said...

BECKY SAYS YOU CAN GET THEM IN SPANISH. XDDDDD

Eve the ROCK said...

*gapes* What? This woman was attacked by a cheetah in the zoo, and everyone was trying to get the cheetah away, while her husband was taking pictures of the attack!

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU???

Eve the ROCK said...

BECKY SAYS YOU...

Uh....

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey all
How's everyone??

Eve the ROCK said...

Hey NJ!

I'm EJ!

Nice to meet you!

Luciana said...

Becky as in The Irrepressible Becky that is a mega SP superfan that the word obsessed means nothing, to...

Hello, NJ. I'm good, yourself?

Niamhy Jay said...

I'm grand. :)

Eve, I am pretty sure we've met before.

Eve the ROCK said...

I'm beginning to like this Becky.

Mary Contrary said...

NJ!
*glomps*
Hi!

Eve the ROCK said...

I know. I just haven't met many new people lately. XD

Hi!

Nixion Strange said...

Hyellow

Niamhy Jay said...

TAIA *hugs*
HELLO
How's you??

Mary Contrary said...

*growls*
I have to go and 'Be useful'.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Nix!

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey Nixon.
How's you??

Mary Contrary said...

I'm okay, thanks NJ. :)

But I have to go.
Though I'd say that being here IS useful.
Who knows, I might be improving my vocabulary.

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Taia. Good luck "being useful" I never quite managed it

Niamhy Jay said...

Bye Taia :(
*hugs*

Mary Contrary said...

Anyway, Bye!

*waves madly*

Luciana said...

.....Have you never heard of Becky?......She's like......The most popular fan in the fandom......Like EVERYONE knows who she is. :L She (along with Olivia) created the whole Baguettes joke... :')

Mary Contrary said...

*hugs NJ back*

I'll try to get on again later. Hopefully, you'll be here too. :)

Luciana said...

Bye, Taia. *waves*

Niamhy Jay said...

OMFG
MY GRANNY JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT MY BROTHERS TATTOO!!

Nixion Strange said...

*whistles*
How's she going to take that?

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Taia!

Niamhy Jay said...

@Nix She went absolutely SPARE!!

Hey Lynxia!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Lynxia!!

Luciana said...

Hola, Lynx!

Jugando Con Fuego!!!!!!! GAHHHHHH. I FOUND IT. XD

Niamhy Jay said...

My brother has now set the standard so low, I can now get away with Blue murder hehe

Niamhy Jay said...

There was a fight??

Luciana said...

I FOUND THEM IN FRENCH! AND SPANISH, NOW. XDDDDDDD

Eve the ROCK said...

Yay Luciana!

Willow Storm said...

Hello.
*Hands out cookies*

Lynxia Lost said...

Yup NJ. Necromancer vs Necromancer.

Luciana said...

J'adore lire Skully Fourbery, parce que trés emocionante mais c'est trop cher. Je prefére lire Skully Fourbery que regarder la téle, parce que lire plus amusant que la télé!

Lynxia Lost said...

Hi Willow. Thanks. *noms on cookie*

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Willow

Luciana said...

Bonjour, Willow. Qué tal?

Star Inkbright said...

HI PEOPLE!

Niamhy Jay said...

I am a Sigilist, like China ^^
Hence, my name :P

Luciana said...

I think I might've mixed up a couple of languages, there...Hahaha.

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey Star!
How're you??

Lynxia Lost said...

Hi Star!

Lynxia Lost said...

Will be distant BTW.

Star Inkbright said...

wbd - typing.

Niamhy Jay said...

Okay :)

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Willow!

Hi Starwars!

Luciana said...

I am going now, might be back...Trying to earn some money...Je voudrais acheter le tome s'appelle Skully Fourbery...

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Luciana!

Nixion Strange said...

Bye L

Niamhy Jay said...

Bye Luce!!

Zathract Mist said...

Back. Distant. Sorry, Ink.

Lynxia Lost said...

Bye L.

Lynxia Lost said...

WB Zath.

Niamhy Jay said...

BRB

Zathract Mist said...

Hi Lynxia, Nix, Eve, NJ, Ink (sorry again).

Eve the ROCK said...

WB mist

Willow Storm said...

I feel so happy I could sing and I don't know the reason!

Eve the ROCK said...

Lynxia said

K NJ

Do you want to read some of my What If? So far?

Lynxia Lost said...

Gah! Why do these comments hate me!!!!!!


STOP DISAPPEARING!!!!

Luciana said...

It didn't work... :C I still have no money.... :/ I need to think of how to get some money! GAH.

Lynxia Lost said...

WB L.

Star Inkbright said...

*frowns* why sorry, rain?

Eve the ROCK said...

WB Lucy Anna!

Zathract Mist said...

Because I was angry at you for a stupid reason.

Niamhy Jay said...

BACK

Eve the ROCK said...

WB Nj

Lynxia Lost said...

WB NJ!

Luciana said...

WBD, holding a quiz. ^_^

Eve the ROCK said...

Okay Luciana

Niamhy Jay said...

Thank you :)

Zathract Mist said...

Should have said this earlier probably, but I'll be distant: doing Geo assignment.

Zathract Mist said...

Nix, N&M?

Wb, NJ.

Eve the ROCK said...

Okay mist

Nixion Strange said...

Just sent it
If you want it out tonight, hurry up, i gotta go

Nixion Strange said...

send it back to me with any changes

Nixion Strange said...

Hello? Any response?!

Eve the ROCK said...

GELLO!

Nixion Strange said...

Not you Eve...

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey, sorry. I'm here, Hello

Niamhy Jay said...

IT'S MY ANNIVERSARY!!

Star Inkbright said...

Only as angry as nix mist. I deserved it. *shrugs*

Lynxia Lost said...

Anniversary of what?

Zathract Mist said...

Nope, sorry, got to get of the comp. now.

I'll do it tomorrow.

Niamhy Jay said...

I have been on the Blog a Year now :D
It is my Anniversary :D

Eve the ROCK said...

WHAT? SOMETHING IS NOT ABOUT ME?

*faints*

Hello NJian

Zathract Mist said...

No you didn't, I overreacted. Uh, again.

Zathract Mist said...

(That was @Ink btw)

Niamhy Jay said...

Hello Eve

Nixion Strange said...

Gotta go now. Won't be on tonight again
Bye!

Lynxia Lost said...

Congrats NJ! It'll be a year for me in November.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hello NJ

Lynxia Lost said...

Bye Nix! *hugs*

Niamhy Jay said...

Bye Nix!

Eve the ROCK said...

I might go now.

In fact, I think I will.

I will.

I.

Huh.

Bye!

Lynxia Lost said...

Bye Eve.

Niamhy Jay said...

Bye Eve!
*waves*

Luciana said...

Bye, whoever has left.
I've got to leave, too. My laptop is dying and my sister broke my laptop charger. ¬_¬ Bye guys. *hugs*

Niamhy Jay said...

Bye Luce
*hugs*

Zathract Mist said...

Back. On iPod. Distant. Reading Mockingjay.

Lynxia Lost said...

K Zath.

Star Inkbright said...

Uh, no you didn't overreact. I make up names/speak in gernman/that kinda thing. People get annoyed. The end.

Star Inkbright said...

Damn. Gtg. Bb in one and a half hours.

Zathract Mist said...

*shrugs*

You didn't deserve it anyway.

One and a half hours. I'll be sleeping by then. Bye Star.

Eve the ROCK said...

If anyone's here anyway

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Lynxia!

Eve the ROCK said...

Come on, people, you have 52 minutes

Eve the ROCK said...

By people, I mean the competition people

Eve the ROCK said...

Anyone still here? Mist? NJ?

Eve the ROCK said...

49 minutes, come on...

Eve the ROCK said...

*pouts*

Eve the ROCK said...

*blinks sleepily and smiles* Hi!

Eve the ROCK said...
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Zathract Mist said...

*is just as tired*

My comments are vanishing...

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh. I thought MY comment disappeared.

CONFUSION

Zathract Mist said...

*laughs*

I did that today too... Wilson said something and I said "laughs". Luckily my friends are so random they thought I meant to do it...

Eve the ROCK said...

They haven't announced the winners yet! 38 more minutes and I'm going to scream.

Zathract Mist said...

I hope you get it!

DEREK! IM STILL STANDING BY WHAT I SAID, YOU KNOW?! PIIIIIIICK EEEEEEVE!!

Eve the ROCK said...

*laughs quietly* That's funny. It's the Blogland Disease.

Eve the ROCK said...

No, he won't pick me. I offered a grape. Bad move. I want you to meet him.

Zathract Mist said...

I want to meet him too, but...Not this time. It'll be bad for me. You should get it! You DESERVE it!

Zathract Mist said...

4 minutes...

Eve the ROCK said...

Hardly. I let my friend draw a picture of what she thought Skulduggery's mum would look like. I was going to tell her that she wouldn't be a skeleton in a fur cost, but it was just too funny.

Eve the ROCK said...

4 minutes til midnight...?

Eve the ROCK said...

*coat

Zathract Mist said...

Hahaha. It might be easier if we knew what Skulduggery actually looked like...

...TUESDAY! NOOOO!

Zathract Mist said...

For me. There's a half an hour difference between us remember.

Mary Contrary said...

I have returned!
*waves*

Eve the ROCK said...

Yeah. I imagine him with dark brown wavy hair and green eyes. I don't know about the hair, but definitely green eyes.

Yes, I DO realise I'm copying the facade he wore once.

Ack. I'm in charge of road crossing on Tuesday.

Eve the ROCK said...

I know.

Hi Taia!

Zathract Mist said...

Bahahaha! Road crossing!

...

Hi Taia!

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