Friday, May 4, 2012

Mmmmm Violence...

Glory be, glory be, it's done. Finished. Done and dusted. Over. Practically. Almost.

The edits are all done. I have the weekend to go over KOTW one more time and then we send it to the copyeditor. The copyeditor basically makes sure I haven't made any huge mistakes, and corrects all the little ones before it's too late. She'll tweak and suggest and cut and replace, and then she'll send the manuscript back to me and I'll make my final adjustments, and that'll be it. Boom. Over.

Right now, the book clocks in at 134,729 words. Considering that Death Bringer was marginally over 118,000 words, that's quite a substantial increase. Golly gee, it's gonna be a big book! We're going to have to reduce the font size again to cram as many words onto the page as possible, but our font size is typically big anyway, so at least we have room to play with.

This is the first book where I've had serious discussions with my editor about the level of violence. (Well, I say serious... he was TRYING to be serious and I was making jokes, but you know...)

It's a weird thing, to write a series, because the readers get older as the books are released. Valkyrie gets older, the situations she finds herself in become more grown-up, and the themes get darker and darker as the end approaches. What all this means is that occasionally I fall into the trap of assuming that the Skulduggery readership is able to handle whatever I throw at them. And for the most part, they are.

But there will ALWAYS be new readers. There will ALWAYS be a nine year old who picks up the books for the first time and reads them in a few weeks. And it's unfair to expect that nine year old to be able to deal with content that is more suited to teenagers and adults. So where does that leave me?

In a weird place, that's where. On one hand, I've NEVER viewed this series as strictly children's books, and that view just keeps getting stronger and stronger as Valkyrie gets older. But on the other hand, I have a responsibility to the younger readers to not give them anything they can't handle.

And all of this makes me ever-so-thankful that we have such a thing as editors. I wrote this book in two and a half months of sheer WORK. There was no time to doubt myself and no time for second guesses. Whatever I put down on the page stayed on the page. When you have a more relaxed timetable you can afford to wonder about what you've just written but when the deadline is rushing towards you like a screaming train you just WRITE. With that in mind, I'm not surprised at all that I went too far in some areas. And it was so much FUN.

The battle still isn't over, by the way. Nick, my editor, still thinks I could be a little less bloodthirsty, while I think I'm just bloodthirsty enough. Some serious things happen in this book, and I reckon I needed to be as brutal and uncompromising as possible in order to achieve what I needed to achieve. But we have another week or so of him trying to be serious and me making jokes before I have to make the final decision.

And now a picture!


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Selena Gasp said...

my friend hates the hunger games
i am bad at maths
i have funny friens
go to my blog!

Anonymous said...

Max + Valium?

Selena Gasp said...

friends

Nixion Strange said...

*chases after Lynxia*
No keyboard face!

Selena Gasp said...

WHO HERE HAS READ THE HUNGARY GAMES?

Lynxia Lost said...

Yes Keyboard Face1 *shadow walks away*

Lynxia Lost said...

*!

Selena Gasp said...

Guys i feel sad
cause i'm bumble bee

Anonymous said...

MEMEMEME!!! :D I read 'em when they were uncool!

Nagier said...

*takes a step forwards and breaks free of the ropes as the tree snaps in half*

Nixion Strange said...

Read it

*the planet shifts so I'm next to Lynxia*
No keyboard face!

Lynxia Lost said...

Oh crap, not again.

Selena Gasp said...

boo capital

*rides her pet dragon to lynixa's lake and chucks a orange to gab,molly and nix.
*gives ly some penuts

Nixion Strange said...

Oh, come on Mist
Though I am in the fighting mood...

Nixion Strange said...

It's not her lake, it's the Blogland Lake!

Selena Gasp said...

i read them when they were uncool to!ONG
(oh nixes gosh)

Anonymous said...

Capitol. I must have proper respect for the Capitol! *puts on Seneca Crane beard*

Selena Gasp said...

what ever actually its moi lake now

Nixion Strange said...

brb

Selena Gasp said...

N.Z IS COOL! YEAH :)

Gabriel said...

bye guys

Selena Gasp said...

SOO how is eveybody

Selena Gasp said...

dam i forgot the r
bye gab

Lynxia Lost said...

Sorry Zath, but not again.

Selena Gasp said...

um hello i say that alot but really

Selena Gasp said...

hi elaisse how are u
*gives her a anvil*

Nixion Strange said...

Dinner. I really wanted to join in on this fight, but i guess that'll have to wait
Bye!

Lynxia Lost said...

Keep away. *picks up anvil and throws it in the lake*

Nagier said...

...Excellent.

*grabs Nixion by the throat and slams him into a tree *

Selena Gasp said...

no bodyies answering!(me)

Lynxia Lost said...

Goodbye Nixion.

Nixion Strange said...

Oh, Elaisse is kinda Lynxia, btw

Bye!

Lynxia Lost said...

Keep away from him! *grabs Nagier and flings him off Nix*

Lynxia Lost said...

I am sorry Vena. I am Lynxia's true name form. Pleasure to meet you.

Selena Gasp said...

take it *gives elaisse an axe* there coming

Lynxia Lost said...

*laughs* I don't need an axe.

Selena Gasp said...

pleasure to meet u to.sorry about this
*probes her mind*

Nagier said...

*rolls in the air and lands softly on the ground*

*laughs and sends a wave of shadows at Elaisse*

Lynxia Lost said...

*grabs Vena and throws her into a tree* Lynxia may not like to do this to 'friends' but I have no such problem.

Gabriel said...

I;m back.

Isee Elaisse is here...

Selena Gasp said...

*draws a sword* suit your self

demons appear....

Lynxia Lost said...

*lifts hand and the wave slows to a trickle at my feet*
Necromancer vs Necromancer. Interesting. *throws shadows knives at Nagier*

Lynxia Lost said...

Welcome back Star.

Iguanaofdoom said...

ay... im new here... Hi golden god. See u in AUS!

Gabriel said...

Okay. I'm just going to watch you people kill yourselves.

Selena Gasp said...

*uses mind bolt to crumple elaisse to the ground*

Lynxia Lost said...

Hello Iguana. Bit of a bad time.

Nagier said...

*raises a hand and watches the knives melt into a several shards which are redirected at Elaisse*

Something tells me that this is going to continue in a similar fashion...

Lynxia Lost said...

*stands up and continues to face Nagier* Leave me alone Vena or I swear to the Golden God I might break you.

Luciana said...

Turnips. ^_^

Selena Gasp said...

*offers ink her hand to help her up*(elaisse just tripped her)patners?

Lynxia Lost said...

* slashes the knives* Yes, it does doesn't it?
But you nearly hurt Nixion, Nagier. Lynxia wouldn't like that. And if I let her down then I'm the one who doesn't see daylight. Not nice being trapped in her mind.
*runs at Nagier and shadow walks him to the middle of the lake, drops him and returns to land*

Selena Gasp said...

*vena vows* I will crush u elaisse.*uses mind bolts to pick elaisse up and chuck her round*

Gabriel said...

*floats*

Lynxia Lost said...

*shadow walks from grip of mind bolt*
Silly Vena.
Miss Inkbright, will you help me defeat Nagier. He can be incredibly annoying.

Selena Gasp said...

*mind bolts elaisse*stop hurting innocent people!

Lynxia Lost said...

Nagier innocent! *laughs* That is the biggest pile of crap I've ever heard.

Nagier said...

*shadows encase self and returns to land*

*laughs as the shadows absorb the water*

It's no nicer being trapped inside Mist's head, let me assure you. In fact, I have no idea why he's let me out. Perhaps he's distracted.

Or feeling particularly murderous. It doesn't matter to me, I don't know.

*hurls a shadow spear at Elaisse as a distraction, shadow walks behind her and forces a shard of darkness into her back*

Selena Gasp said...

*whistels for pet dragon ione*now i will kill u!

Nagier said...

*hurls a shadow knife at Vena*

Stop interrupting this battle. Or I'll personally destroy you after I've dealt with Lynxia's darker side.

Selena Gasp said...

*ione eats elaisse*good boy ione,good boy.
*turns to nagier* your turn

Gabriel said...

*watches everyone*

Hell...

*activates sigils*

Lynxia Lost said...

*feels for shadow in back* Very nice Nagier. maybe you like you cell but I don't like mine.
*shadow moulds into a spear which turns and goes through Nagier and out of my back*
*shadows heal me*

Selena Gasp said...

nagier,i'm sorry.*sends mind bolt*

Star Inkbright said...

*looks at people asking me to help them*

Erm . . . How 'bout i just sit down here and see what happen

Selena Gasp said...

*Teleports away* man,some people are violent

Eve the ROCK said...

Back!

Lynxia Lost said...

Yes, some people are.

Nagier said...

*laughs as the spear get stuck in body and pulls it out easily*

Perhaps you've forgotten, my dear: I'm dead. You can't hurt me.

Gabriel said...

*agrees with Star*

*summons protective field around Star and self*

Lynxia Lost said...

Hello again Eve.

Selena Gasp said...

ione still at lake bye people!

Star Inkbright said...

THANKS GAB!

Pet dragon? Cool. I have a pet phoenix. She's called Zephyr. Flame from blogland gave her to me.

Nagier said...

Hello again, Rock.

*sends a swarm of shards at Elaisse*

Star Inkbright said...

Hi eveianioba!

Lynxia Lost said...

Oh right. You're dead. And I'm not your dear. *kicks Nagier the punches his gut*
Maybe because you're dead I can make you my own punch bag. You know, tie you up and laugh as I repeatedly beat you into unconsciousness.

Nagier said...

*laughs again and straightens up again*

That could work. Only that I would easily break free. And it is impossible for anyone to take me out of my state of consciousness. One of the many advantages of being dead.

Star Inkbright said...

Lynxia, if you're in there somewhere, use that last paragraph in a story coz it sounded really good.

Eve the ROCK said...

*rolls eyes* Hello idiots.

Hi Starlight!

Star Inkbright said...

Where did vena go?

Zathract Mist said...

I've had enough, Nagier. Get lost.

Star Inkbright said...

Hi eveianioba!

Luciana said...

Umm...I'm going to be writing...I will be distant, but hello to anyone who is here...

Lynxia Lost said...

...Git.
*kicks Nagier again*
I hate you! You are everything that I hate in a body. You live to get under peoples skin. I may only be here to kick your sorry ass but I still hate you. I wish you would rot, die, decompose or go jump off a cliff because, Nagier - YOU'RE A GIT! *punches his face*

Zathract Mist said...

I also think that Elaisse was good this time, Eve.

Zathract Mist said...

*staggers backward*

Ow! And I wasn't even him!

*sits and glares at Elaisse*

Star Inkbright said...

Rain, why is your face all mushed up? *points at rain/zath/zathract/mist's profile pic*

Lynxia Lost said...

*collapses on ground unconcious*

Star Inkbright said...

Hi L!

Zathract Mist said...

Because I made it look interferancy.

*is still clutching at face*

Gabriel said...

yEAH..
Mist why is it like that?

*lowers shield*

Gabriel said...

Oh. Maybe because Elaisse smashed you around..

Star Inkbright said...

Hi lynxia!

Use this paragraph in a story:

"Maybe because you're dead I can make you my own punch bag. You know, tie you up and laugh as I repeatedly beat you into unconsciousness."

Please. Coz it sounds really good.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Luciana!

Mary Contrary said...

*wanders in*

Hello!

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Taia!

Star Inkbright said...

Hi taia!

You just missed all the fighting.

Eve the ROCK said...

Yes, be thankful.

Luciana said...

Hello, anyone who said hello. *waves, half-heartedly*

Mary Contrary said...

Hi Eve!
Hi Ink!

Aww, But the fighting's fun. And the violence works pretty well with the name of the blog post.

Mary Contrary said...

Hi Luciana! *waves back*

Star Inkbright said...

Hello L.

Gabriel said...

hELLO people
@

Mary Contrary said...

Hello Gabriel! *waves*

Star Inkbright said...

Hellio gabio!

Nixion Strange said...

Uh... did anyone notice Lynxia colapse back there?

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi gab!

Wbd

Gabriel said...

Lynxia...is she okay?

Nixion Strange said...

*goes to Lynxia*
Are you okay?

Mary Contrary said...

No, Nixion, I wasn't here...

*pokes an unconscious Lynxia*
You okay?

Nixion Strange said...

Are you even still here?

Nixion Strange said...

I wasn't there, but i noticed it

Star Inkbright said...

WAKE UP LYNXIA!

Lynxia Lost said...

*jumps up and spins round jerkily* Oh crap. Sorry Zath. *holds up hand is pleading gesture*

Nixion Strange said...

Lynxia!
*hugs*

Zathract Mist said...

That's fine...

*coughs up some more blood*

Nixion Strange said...

I didn't get to fight...

Star Inkbright said...

Did you only just arrive then keyboard face?

I thought the collapsing was just part of elaisse leaving her . . .

Lynxia Lost said...

*hugs back * WB Nix. Sorry Zath. It was meant for Nagier but you kind of got in the way(?).

Nixion Strange said...

Unconcious? That's not usually a good thing
How could I be the first no notice if i wasn't even here?

Mary Contrary said...

Hi Lynxia! *waves*

Star Inkbright said...

SHE'S ALIVE!

Hi lynxia.

Please use these few sentences in a story:

"Maybe because you're dead I can make you my own punch bag. You know, tie you up and laugh as I repeatedly beat you into unconsciousness."

Lynxia Lost said...

Hi Taia. *waves back*

No idea Nix. You're the only one who cares?

Mary Contrary said...

Hmm. That IS a little worrying, Nixon.

Nixion Strange said...

*glares at everyone else*
How could you not care?

Lynxia Lost said...

I don't know where Star. I'll try but I don't know where. It'll have to be One For you because I can really see Ivy saying it.

Eve the ROCK said...

In doing my homework, Nix. I didn't really have time to sample her blood while she was out.

Zathract Mist said...

I noticed. I cared.
But I was too busy dealing with the fist that HIT MY FACE.

Nixion Strange said...

Yeah Mist. I've seen mashed potato that's looked better
You should get that checked out

Star Inkbright said...

Cool. Thanks.

And, OF COURSE I CARED! But i thought her collapsing was a good, elaisse-is-gone thing.

Lynxia Lost said...

I said sorry all right! God, I try to get Elaisse to do something good for a change and suddenly everyone turns on her. You do realize if you rip her apart I go too, right? K-put goes my life and down the drain with everything.

Zathract Mist said...

Not my fault Nagier got out.

*shrugs*

Lynxia Lost said...

You chained yourself to the tree. You got to keep a lid on him. you can't boil over every 5 mins.

Mary Contrary said...

*tries to avoid looking confused*

Nixion Strange said...

I liked how you defended me... or was that Elaisse?

Star Inkbright said...

Mished potato.

Mist + mashed potato = mished potato.

*is laughing irl*

Lynxia Lost said...

Bits and pieces of both Nix.

Nixion Strange said...

Okay

Star Inkbright said...

Mist + mash = mish.

Mary Contrary said...

LOL Ink!

Luciana said...

Star....You've actually got me giggling irl, with that. Haha.
Mish. :L

Lynxia Lost said...

OK Star... That's... Um... Completely normal.

Zathract Mist said...

*rolls eyes*

It isn't funny in the slightest...

Star Inkbright said...

Look, it's over now. Lets forget it.

Nixion Strange said...

I love this flashback in this chapter of Nix and Mist

Lynxia Lost said...

Zath, now you have to dedicate for two pages.

Zathract Mist said...

I do.

Luciana said...

Oh...A new page...

Mary Contrary said...

*abruptly stops laughing*

*coughs*

Nixion Strange said...

You don't have to watch it, but i find it funny. At least, some of them

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEE6E4AF38BC19EC2&feature=etp-pd-nnn-12

Star Inkbright said...

I'm giggling irl too L! Thanks!

Okay. So:

Nix and Mist = Keyboard face and Mished potato

Star Inkbright said...

NEW PAGE!!!!

Zathract Mist said...

*glares at Ink*

Eve the ROCK said...

Hehehehehe.

Lynxia Lost said...

DEDICATE!

Nixion Strange said...

I am struggling not to explode here...

Lynxia Lost said...

*wraps Nix in selotape* Now you can't.

Gabriel said...

bYE NOW. peRMA bye now.

Lynxia Lost said...

Bye Gab!

Mary Contrary said...

Bye Gabriel! *waves*

Luciana said...

Bye, Gab...*waves, slightly*

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Gab

Star Inkbright said...

May the fours be with you gab!

Please don't expolde, keyboard face. It would be very messy.

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Gab

Zathract Mist said...

This page goes to METALLICA!
You guys are awesome!

The LAST page goes to Eve, Nix, Lynxia, L and Ink. You guys are my best friends here.
Well, assuming you aren't all pretending to like me, of course (which I'm sure some of you are doing).

Luciana said...

I LOVE THE DEDICATIONS! Metallica are AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
And n'awwwwwww!!! I wouldn't pretend to like someone, it's not the kind of person I am. C:

Nixion Strange said...

KAYBOARD FACE!

You're lucky that I'm cheered up slightly by Mist's ded. But i swear...

Lynxia Lost said...

Of course I'm you friend Zath, even if occasionally I hit you but it was meant for Nagier and it wasn't actually me and... I'll stop, it's hurting my head trying to understand.
*hugs Zath*

Star Inkbright said...

YAY! THANK YOU VERY MUCH MISH!

Lynxia Lost said...

Oh Nix, you're gonna hate me sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much.

Zathract Mist said...

I swear to god, Ink...

Thanks, Lynxia.

Nixion Strange said...

Lynxia, please don't
And Mist, if you think I need to tell you that I'm your friend, then you don't know me. I do not point out the obvious unless it needs to be done

Star Inkbright said...

Rain, you have a Crazy Inky Nickname. I only give them to friends. I can't give them to all my friends though coz i can only think up so many that are truly Crazy Inky Nicknames . . .

Lynxia Lost said...

Too late Nix. Look at the Bubble. XD

Nixion Strange said...

No...

Lynxia Lost said...

Yes...!

Star Inkbright said...

Mybrother and sister have haf tons of Crazy Inky Nicknames. My friends i've known from primary have had quite a few too . . .

Emma Dilemma.
Bonkers Conkers.
Franna Montana.
Book Murderer.

Nixion Strange said...

*explodes*
WHY ARE YOU ALL OBSESING OVER SOMETHING THAT NEVER HAPPENED?!

Eve the ROCK said...

You just pointed it out, Nixo

Lynxia Lost said...

*laughs* Calm down Nix. It's only a joke.

Nixion Strange said...

*glares at Eve*
What do you mean?

Lynxia Lost said...

brb.
Nix, try not to kill anyone.
*shadow walks*

Mary Contrary said...

*twitches*
There's a... There's a b-book murderer?

*gathers up the inhabitants of her bookcases and herds them into safe*

Eve the ROCK said...

*is wearing spectacles*

*shuffles papers*

By implying that what you are not going to point out is obvious, you are, in fact, pointing it out.

Nixion Strange said...

No I am not. I am informing Mist that I shouldn't have to point it out, because i do not point out the obvious. Whether I did or did not point it out is irrelevant, my point was I shouldn't have to point it out

Star Inkbright said...

Lynxia, maybe i'm just mad and starry, but i thought that was hilarious.

Random something: Some books i read and i can't stop laughing in parts of them, but then my sister reads them and she doesn't laugh ONCE . . .

Star Inkbright said...

Yeah, my friend's a book murderer. She has no respect for books and think's it's just okay to swipe a shelffulls of books into the bin. I am never forgiving her for chucking all those books out. I mean, she could have given them away or something!

Luciana said...

Star, I remember having a conversation about that, before... :'3

French revision is HELL. Seriously. Eurgh.

Mary Contrary said...

*nods*
Giving them away would also benefit somebody else, I suppose.

Eve the ROCK said...

Yeah, well

Bluh!

Star Inkbright said...

Urrrrrgggggghhhh.

French. Yuck.

Yes, we probably did L.

Star Inkbright said...

Yes it would taia!

But i just feel so sorry for those poor books . . . :(

Mary Contrary said...

Indeed.
A new home would've been much better suited for them.
*shakes head sadly*

Star Inkbright said...

*thinks of them covered in potato peelings and soaked in brown yucky stuff* she should've given them to a charity shop!

Nixion Strange said...

Star... that's just horrible...

Lynxia Lost said...

Back but distant and only for a few mins. Then I'll be back in around 20 mins at my nan's house.

Star Inkbright said...

The books?

Yeah. It is. I'm never, ever forgetting it.

Nixion Strange said...

Okay Lynxia

Star Inkbright said...

Okay lynxia.

Nixion Strange said...

katnip
Katniss!
Kit Kat
katniss!
Chickdip

This is still funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=iv&v=nGbRMT1i76c&src_vid=7LcDm1Dm6CM&annotation_id=annotation_756841

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