Friday, May 4, 2012

Mmmmm Violence...

Glory be, glory be, it's done. Finished. Done and dusted. Over. Practically. Almost.

The edits are all done. I have the weekend to go over KOTW one more time and then we send it to the copyeditor. The copyeditor basically makes sure I haven't made any huge mistakes, and corrects all the little ones before it's too late. She'll tweak and suggest and cut and replace, and then she'll send the manuscript back to me and I'll make my final adjustments, and that'll be it. Boom. Over.

Right now, the book clocks in at 134,729 words. Considering that Death Bringer was marginally over 118,000 words, that's quite a substantial increase. Golly gee, it's gonna be a big book! We're going to have to reduce the font size again to cram as many words onto the page as possible, but our font size is typically big anyway, so at least we have room to play with.

This is the first book where I've had serious discussions with my editor about the level of violence. (Well, I say serious... he was TRYING to be serious and I was making jokes, but you know...)

It's a weird thing, to write a series, because the readers get older as the books are released. Valkyrie gets older, the situations she finds herself in become more grown-up, and the themes get darker and darker as the end approaches. What all this means is that occasionally I fall into the trap of assuming that the Skulduggery readership is able to handle whatever I throw at them. And for the most part, they are.

But there will ALWAYS be new readers. There will ALWAYS be a nine year old who picks up the books for the first time and reads them in a few weeks. And it's unfair to expect that nine year old to be able to deal with content that is more suited to teenagers and adults. So where does that leave me?

In a weird place, that's where. On one hand, I've NEVER viewed this series as strictly children's books, and that view just keeps getting stronger and stronger as Valkyrie gets older. But on the other hand, I have a responsibility to the younger readers to not give them anything they can't handle.

And all of this makes me ever-so-thankful that we have such a thing as editors. I wrote this book in two and a half months of sheer WORK. There was no time to doubt myself and no time for second guesses. Whatever I put down on the page stayed on the page. When you have a more relaxed timetable you can afford to wonder about what you've just written but when the deadline is rushing towards you like a screaming train you just WRITE. With that in mind, I'm not surprised at all that I went too far in some areas. And it was so much FUN.

The battle still isn't over, by the way. Nick, my editor, still thinks I could be a little less bloodthirsty, while I think I'm just bloodthirsty enough. Some serious things happen in this book, and I reckon I needed to be as brutal and uncompromising as possible in order to achieve what I needed to achieve. But we have another week or so of him trying to be serious and me making jokes before I have to make the final decision.

And now a picture!


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Luciana said...

With or without you. With or without youuuuuuu.

I've got that song in my head, now...

Lord Vlaedr said...

Sometimes I need to remember just to breathe...

Sometimes I just need you to STAY AWAY FROM ME.....

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Agh... now it's in my head too!

Lord Vlaedr said...

Hey Val, L, Flame, Sporadic Ink, and....

*eyes narrow*

...a new person.... Jakro....

Luciana said...

Hello, Vlaedr. Can I call you Bob? It'd be much easier...Just a random thought that popped into my head...


Ooohh...Shiny...*stares at shiny things*

Lord Vlaedr said...

TIME FOR MY GREETING MESSAGE!

*clears throat*

Lord Vlaedr said...

Hi Jakro. My name is Lord Vlaedr. Call me Vlaedr. I am not a Vampire. I HATE VAMPIRES! I am also not a werewolf, contrary to popular belief...

Mary Contrary said...

*waves* Hi Vlaedr!

Jakro Tintreach said...

hey... how long have you been here?

Luciana said...

*waves with foot*

Lord Vlaedr said...

YES THE GREETING MESSAGE! I love my Greeting Message. It is just so fun.

"Try to give you warning, But Everybody ignores me!

Told you everything, loud and clear,
Nobody's listening!"

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

WITH ME AS LIKE CO AUTHOR,

I COULD MAKE A BLOG LIKE

AND WE CAN DO SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE.


ither rtan poke eachother,

Lord Vlaedr said...

Er... Well I have been reading this blog for about 2 years now, and only about a month or two ago did I make my own....

Hi Taia. Didnt run again, did you?

Who's foot is that, L?

Luciana said...

My own, it's alright. *sits down properly, again and grins* Now...Where did I put those emergency marshmallows...? *looks for marshmallows*

Mary Contrary said...

No, Vlaedr. I haven't moved from this spot.
*looks proud*

Lord Vlaedr said...

Well we are getting there with your therapy, Taia. Now, would you please stop pointing that spear at me?

And L? I um.....

Luciana said...

Embarrassing things rarely happen to me...I don't often feel embarrassment, what does it feel like?

Mary Contrary said...

*drops the spear*
*pauses*
*draws her sword*

Luciana said...

*finds some Galaxy* Oh, chocolate will do, then. *noms on Galaxy*

Lord Vlaedr said...

L, um......

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

For me, embarrassing is when my friends insist on getting me to put on heels and I fall over and hit the wall on my way down.


I'm bad at being girly. That's why I don't act girly.

Mary Contrary said...

*nods*
Me too, Val.

Lord Vlaedr said...

L, I uh.... I have to tell you something.....

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*blows up the chocolate galaxy and dances to 'London Calling'*

Luciana said...

I'm pretty good at being girly, when I want to be. :'3 I can pull it off, just as I can pull off being tom-boyish, sometimes. :) Haha.

I honestly don't know what embarrassment or nerves feel like. :']

Lord Vlaedr said...

...more like confess to something.....

*holds something behind back*

Luciana said...

*looks at Vlaedr* I still want to call you Bob, but go on...

Lord Vlaedr said...

*clears throat nervously*

Well, uh.... I... um......

*coughs*

Jakro Tintreach said...

spit it out bob vader

Lord Vlaedr said...

*throws packets on floor*

I ATE ALL YOUR MARSHMELLOWS!!!!!

Jakro Tintreach said...

*stabs vlaedr with dead cat*

Mary Contrary said...

I could see that coming. P:

Luciana said...

Meh. Whatever. Not bothered. *shrugs and munches on grapes*

Jakro Tintreach said...

*turns grapes into triangles*

Lord Vlaedr said...

A dead cat! You shouldnt have, Jakro!

*grabs cat, starts chewing at flesh*

I am so sorry, L. I also ate your backup chocolates....

*throws some more packets on floor*

Luciana said...

*throws machete straight at Jakro, purposefully missing him* I hate you...

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

WHY IS DEREK SO SECRETIVE WITH HIS CONTACT!

Jakro Tintreach said...

turns cat into zombie cat

Jakro Tintreach said...

ok... turns triangles into manatee burgers

Jakro Tintreach said...

flame, ask val

Lord Vlaedr said...

Why do so many people have machete's here?

*grabs zombie cat, snaps neck, and starts crunching bones with teeth*

Jakro Tintreach said...

*turns zombie cat into a star whale*

Luciana said...

Why do you think we have machetes? *sends shadows tentacle to retrieve machete and holds it in left hand* I prefer to hold my machete in my left hand, leaving my right hand free...*grins, menacingly*

Jakro Tintreach said...

I actually own a golden katana
*smirks*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

No, don't ask me

Lord Vlaedr said...

Why do you grin menacingly at me? I fear no machete-wielding, shadow-spinning maiden.....

*looks at whale*

Blubber!

*chews*

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

*laughs at Vlaedr*

cos macgetes are cool

Luciana said...

I shall be back later, I am just going for a shower. :)
Buh-byeeee. *allows shadows to consume her and disappears*

Lord Vlaedr said...

Really? Macgetes are cool? I have never heard of one.... Are they like brownies?

Lord Vlaedr said...

Cheers L. See you later, ninja gator.....

Jakro Tintreach said...

*turns blubber into a hexagon*

Jakro Tintreach said...

of course I own a golden katana... I'm insane!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

idiots.

Lord Vlaedr said...

Jakro. You keep taking away my snacks. And If I dont have a snack.....

Well, humans can be snacks too.....

Lord Vlaedr said...

Who, Flame?

Jakro Tintreach said...

here
*turns a random stranger into a taco with eyes*

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

peace out.

BYE.

Lord Vlaedr said...

Who is an idiot! Answer me, Candle!

Lord Vlaedr said...

I prefer live humans actually....

Stop feeding me. I am getting the irrational feeling that I should listen to you and sleep in a kennel.

Jakro Tintreach said...

*turns vlaedr into a puppy*
now start MEOWING!!!!!

Lord Vlaedr said...

*magic within resists*

You cant change me. I already have been made by magic, so nothing else can change me....

I GOT THE MAGIC IN ME! EVERYTIME I TOUCH THAT TRACK, IT GETS TURNED INTO GOLD!

Jakro Tintreach said...

going, bye!

Mary Contrary said...

I gtg..

Not that I was really HERE, but, y'know...

Byee!

Lord Vlaedr said...

REALLY. I am the only one left.

That just sucks....

*starts mauling a random civilian*

Lord Vlaedr said...

Stupid other people....

*mutters while chewing on tough part of arm*

Always leave...

Lord Vlaedr said...

*growls at ghost*

Leave me alone, spectre....

I am trying to disembowl this helpless human.....

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Im not a ghost!

Lord Vlaedr said...

Fine, you are a hologram...

Leave me in peace...


*rips apart dinner*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*rips Vlaedr's arm off*

Lord Vlaedr said...

*laughs as hologram tries to grab at him*

You feel pretty realistic.

*pinches cheek*

Very realistic.

Luciana said...

Hello, again.

Lord Vlaedr said...

Ah, another hologram.

My, my. Someone is clearly trying to trick me. I wonder who....

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*shoots Vlaedr in the face with a machine gun*

Lord Vlaedr said...

*holographic bullets gently zip through Vlaedr*

I wonder what is the purpose of this foolery?

*pinches Val*

You are extremely realistic.

Luciana said...

*laughs at Vlaedr being shot in the face, by Val*
Nice one, Val.

Lord Vlaedr said...

Ah. The other hologram shows emotion. What a clever way to show human emotions.

*pinches L too*

Luciana said...

*sends a tentacle of shadows hurtling towards Vlaedr and wraps them around his throat, cutting off air* I am NOT a hologram...*grins as Vlaedr struggles for breath*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Ow! I hate being pinched!


Vlaedr, if I'm a hologram, you're a VAMPIRE!!!!

Lord Vlaedr said...

I am surrounded by holograms. How interesting.

*breaks tentacles with immense strength*

Clearly they are cables fashioned to look like shadow... This enemy is dangerous and very smart...

Lord Vlaedr said...

THE HOLOGRAM ACCUSED ME OF BEING A VAMPIRE! DIE!

*tackles hologram*

Lord Vlaedr said...

Holograms dont have mass....

*gets off soft hologram*


Val, my my, what are you doing here? Why didnt you tell me you arent a hologram?

Jakro Tintreach said...

val... answer my bloody question!

Luciana said...

*sits under tree* I'm not even going to try anymore. *sing Boulevard Of Broken Dreams*

Lord Vlaedr said...

AH! Another hologram! Dont worry, Val, I am sure this one is actually a hologram!

*jumps on Jakro's face*

Jakro Tintreach said...

*slices through vlaedr's neck with katana, it goes right through without a mark*
no, vlaedr, YOU are a hologram

Lord Vlaedr said...

That is funny, that is.

*adjusts head as flesh links together again*

A hologram that can pick up a sword.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

WHAT BLOODY QUESTION?!

Lord Vlaedr said...

Oh look, its Jakro. How are you doing? Was it fun being a hologram?

*notices L*

FAKE!

*dive bombs on to L*

Jakro Tintreach said...

go up the page val.
*engages hologram in a sword fight*

Luciana said...

Ouch! *stands up and stabs Vlaedr, with machete, making him bleed out from his stomach* ...*grins* You're bleeding....*laughs*

Lord Vlaedr said...

Oh, look, it wasnt a hologram after all!

*holds in guts with one hand, and shakes L's hand with the other*

How are you??? Havent seen you in a while. And yes, I am bleeding...

Lynxia Lost said...

Hi guys!!!!

Jakro Tintreach said...

oh... your comments like to vanish... what about the other one?

Luciana said...

I'm alright, thank you. I find if humorous that you're bleeding, because of me...Blood is fun...*grins*

Hello, Lynxia!

Lord Vlaedr said...

Hologram!

*gets shotgun ready*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

What other one?



Hi Shadow!

Lord Vlaedr said...

Who is Shadow?

*asks suspicously*

Another Hologram?

Jakro Tintreach said...

yes/no Ivy Animosity video game?

Lynxia Lost said...

I'm Shadow.

Good to see you all! Msd though...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*thinks* Hmmm... My mom said to wear something nice... *puts on usual all black clothes*

Lord Vlaedr said...

HOLOGRAM!

*battle roars*

Charge!

Luciana said...

*stabs Vlaedr in the chest* Stop thinking everyone is a hologram. You're the only hologram, here. *watches the 'blood' gush out of Vlaedr's body and laughs*

Lynxia Lost said...

Might be distant. I'm listening to very dramatic music and writing incredibly melodramatic chapters. Chock full of description...

Jakro Tintreach said...

throws pineapples in furiosity... is that a word? it'd better be!

Lord Vlaedr said...

People seem obsessed to see me bleed today...

*licks wound clean as the dagger falls out, the muscle reattaching itself*

Luciana said...

I just like watching people die...*giggles*

Lord Vlaedr said...

What?

*is defensive*

I am a Wolf-Bear. What am I supposed to do? Gently clean my wounds with some alcohol?

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Vlaedr, Jakro, Valkyrie V, Luce!
Helloooooooo!
~glomps~
I'm a glomping kid of gal ;]


Lynxia! Pleasure to make your acquaintance!
~shakes hand~
~gives purple lollipop~
Mind if I call you Lynx?

Lord Vlaedr said...

I feel the love from you Val.
I really do.

*yanks it out*

No one touch me again.

*bares sharp teeth*

Luciana said...

Hello, Skyril! *waves*

Lynxia Lost said...

Skyril, I met you before on chat. Shadow9? 'Tis me. But sure. Lynx or Shadow or any other shortened thing your mind can think of.

Lynxia Lost said...

Thanks for the loli! *licks*

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

@Vlaedr
You remind me of a much more interesting version of Dragona... Less evil too :]

@Luce
How are you? :3

Lord Vlaedr said...

Skyril, I dont know if you noticed, but I am being picked on because I am a Wolf-Bear hybrid.

You seem to be the only friendly face.

Luciana said...

*throws dagger at Vlaedr, cutting his stomach* I didn't touch you. *laughs*

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Oooh, ok, Lynx! Nice to... see you again? :D

Luciana said...

@Skyril
I'm alright, thanks. How're you, m'dear?

Lord Vlaedr said...

*sigh*

You can stop now. Before I get mad.

*wounds close immediately*

Lynxia Lost said...

Nice to see you again too, Skyril!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

What's wrong with a wolf-bear hybrid? Sounds interesting
~thinks Vlaedr should write a story about it~

Lord Vlaedr said...

Sarcasm. It is wasted...

WAIT.

WHY DO I ALWAYS END UP THE ONLY GUY COMMENTING! WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY BROS????????

Lynxia Lost said...

They like to watch you squirm. It is fairly funny.

Lord Vlaedr said...

It IS interesting, isnt it?

*glares at Val*

And I am. Check my blog.

Lord Vlaedr said...

^that was directed at Skyril

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Oook...
Blogger just didn't post my comment...
~scolds~

I SAID

@Luce
I'm mostly good, thanks.
Glad to be in Blogland.
~looks at Derek Landy~
Because SOMEBODY took forever to post last time O_o

Lord Vlaedr said...

.......

*draws shotgun*

No sudden moves....

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

@Vlaedr
Ah, I'm afraid you'll find yourself one of the few guys who even inhabits Blogland... Apparently... girls like witty skeletons more than guys... ~raises eyebrow~

Lord Vlaedr said...

I agree with you Skyril. Master did take a long time to blog...

And where i glare at Val, that is in reply to your previous comment.

Luciana said...

Did someone say torture? *face lights up*

@Skyril
Good to know and I am also glad you're in Blogland. :'3 And Derek should post more often! *looks at Derek, yes I am saying POST MORE!*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

No sudden moves? *starts waving arms frantically*

Lord Vlaedr said...

My species is endangered?!

*horrified face*

I am alone!

*forever alone face*

Lynxia Lost said...

*more

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

@Vlaedr [again]
Ahh, cool! I should check that out, but If I DO read it, I'm afraid you're going to have to remind me that I am doing so whenever you post something new...
I sadly have rather bad memory :P

Lord Vlaedr said...

*ignores everything else, still in ForeverAlone face*

Lynxia Lost said...

Yes you are Vlaedr. Alone in that head with only your own mangled and tormented screams for company.


I like that line. I'm gonna draft it into One For You. Val, can Ivy say it? Not to Vlaedr because he's not there but to Vengeance??

Lord Vlaedr said...

Awwwwwww....

I dont even get to be mentioned in the insult used on me????????


PLEASE.

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Ok, ok, so I'm not good at keeping up with conversations! I'M SORRY!
I'm trying xD


@Derek Landy
SEE? We all agree- You need to post more often 8]

@Vlaedr
~gives a teddy bear to cuddle for comfort~
Weeeelll... there are a few guys. One's a loser, then there are two great ones[Gepard and Hellboy], but sadly, they don't come on very often... AH! And Phoenix! He comes on some times! Ummmm.... Octaboona appears once in a blue moon... eeerrrr... ~tries to think of other guys that come to the blog~

Lord Vlaedr said...

Im tired of being what you want me to be,

Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface....

Dont know what you expected of me,

Put under the pressure, of walking in your shoes....

Lynxia Lost said...

Vlaedr. Your not in my fan fic. Just me, Ivy (Val), Nix, Star, Flame, Zath, Eve, Robin, Sparky and Lav. I think I said everyone... Yeah, I think I did.

Luciana said...

*attacks everyone with penguin plushies*

Lord Vlaedr said...

Every step that I take, is another mistake to you.....

And every minute I waste, IS MORE THAN I CAN TAKE!

I HAVE BECOME SO NUMB! I CANT FEEL YOUR SWORD!

Lynxia Lost said...

*You're

Lord Vlaedr said...

That teddy bear kinda looks like me...

*frowns*

Luciana said...

Numb! I HAVE THAT IN MY HEAD NOW, THANKS.

*throws a dagger at Vlaedr*

Lord Vlaedr said...

*bounces teddy bear off Lynxia' head*

Meanie.

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

PENGUIN PLUSHIEEEEEEEEES!
~squees~

Luciana said...

Good job I like Numb, eh? C:

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Ok, I have a question, What's everyone's age?
[I'll probably forget it in a couple days due to my terrible memory, though..]
I was feeling old on the blog the other day... which was weird... O_o

Lord Vlaedr said...

*catches dagger*

BECOME SO TIRED, SO MUCH MORE AWARE!

IM BECOMING THIS, ALL I WANT TO DO!

IS BE MORE ME, AND BE LESS LIKE YOU!

Luciana said...

I am fifteen, my dear, Skyril. C: I am going to be sixteen in November.

Lynxia Lost said...

*then

14

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I turned thirteen on April 29.



Sorry, I left to straighten my hair and brush my teeth.

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

I don't know where Val went... ~looks quizzical~



.... And I don't know that song...
~decides to sing Will You Remember by the Cranberries instead~

Lord Vlaedr said...

CANT YOU SEE THAT YOU ARE SMOTHERING ME!

HOLDING TOO TIGHTLY, AFRAID TO LOSE CONTROL!

*chokes civilian*

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

AH! I AM old! O_o
I'm 16... 17 in September.
~shudders~
I don't know what I should think... being so old... O_O

Lord Vlaedr said...

CAUSE EVERYTHING THAT YOU THOUGHT I WOULD BE!

IS COMING APART, RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!

*rips apart another civilian*

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Welcome back, Valkyrie V!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

~Pokes~

Lord Vlaedr said...

I am old too....

Lynxia Lost said...

Val. Can I make Ivy say it? Please???? *points to comment where I insulted Vlaedr* oh wait. That's mire than one comment. I'm sure you'll find the one I mean. ;)

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

~pokes~

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

~pokes~

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Thanks, but I'll be leaving in a few minutes

Luciana said...

@Skyril
You're not that old. I am just younger than you. :P Most of us are from around 14-17, I think...Or at least that's what I have worked out. C:

Lord Vlaedr said...

3rd. Damn.

Lynxia Lost said...

Yay! New page-ness!

Lord Vlaedr said...

Skyril, we are the oldies...

*stands in heroic pose next to Skyril*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Sure, Shadow



Gotta go, bye

Lynxia Lost said...

Val! Can I make Ivy say it!!!

This-

All alone inside that little hard of yours with only your own mangled and tormented screams for comfort.

Luciana said...

Bye, Val! *throws a cupcake at her*

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I got it!
~cheers~

Well, I dedicate this page to Valkyrie V!
Luciana!
Vlaedr!
And Lynx!
~hands them all purple lollipops~

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I got it!
~cheers~

Well, I dedicate this page to Valkyrie V!
Luciana!
Vlaedr!
And Lynx!
~hands them all purple lollipops~

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

.... Why did it post that twice?
~is confuzzled~

Lynxia Lost said...

Bye Val!
Thanks! Excellent! It will be when- I'm not gonna say.

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Aw, farewell, Valkyrie V!
~waves madly~

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

~joins in the heroic pose~
~dramatic music plays bhind Vlaedr and me~

Lynxia Lost said...

Double Post Curse Skyril. It happens to everyone.

*now has two lolis* Nom!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

*behind

Lord Vlaedr said...

Wait. Since me and Skyril are the eldest, you younglings have to listen to us!

*cracks whip*

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

@Lynx
Strange... O_o

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

~nods~
Why, of course!
I mean... we're olllld and wiiiiiise... ~Nods again~

Lynxia Lost said...

Please say the music is either Heart of Courage, Invincible or Arc Angel by Two Steps From Hell! They're the songs I listen to when I write dramatic scenes.

Lynxia Lost said...

Don't crack that whip at me or I'll crack your neck Vlaedr.

Lord Vlaedr said...

*nods wisely*

Yes. Yes we are.

*cracks whip and puts on Indiana Jones hat*

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

~grabs a fedora and a falchion~

~starts fighting the air impressively~

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

I got comment 2222
~smiles~

Luciana said...

I refuse to listen to people older than me. I will listen to people that have power over me. Which is...Derek...But sometimes I rebel, 'cause I am a bamf. ;) :PPPP

Lynxia Lost said...

Skyril! Please say the dramatic music is one of the above. *points to one of my previous comments*

Lord Vlaedr said...

Well, its sleep time for the Wolf-Bear. Goodnight Skyril, my old and wise friend.

Goodbye others who took delight in torturing me...

All I seem to do today is fight evil holograms and get stabbed. Time to sleep.

*slips off ring and sprints on all fours to cave*

Cheers everyone.

Lord Vlaedr said...

Well, its sleep time for the Wolf-Bear. Goodnight Skyril, my old and wise friend.

Goodbye others who took delight in torturing me...

All I seem to do today is fight evil holograms and get stabbed. Time to sleep.

*slips off ring and sprints on all fours to cave*

Cheers everyone.

Lynxia Lost said...

Bye Vlaedr. Killing each other is just our way of saying 'hi' and a bunch of other stuff. Kind of like argg for pirates but more fun. *hugs* Bye then Vlaedr!

Luciana said...

Goodnight, Bob. I am calling you Bob, now, Vlaedr. :P

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

~doesn't know those songs~
~looks up the lyrics~

Mercy in Darkness
Archangel
Everlasting
United We Stand - Divided We Fall
Love & Loss
The Last Stand
Nero
Destructo
Atlantis
Strength of a Thousand Men
Unexplained Forces
Magic of Love
Norwegian Pirate
Dark Harbor
Dragon Rider
Mountains From Water
Titan Dune
Ironwing
Army of Justice
Immortal Avenger
He Who Brings the Night
Caradhras
Sanctuary Is Lost
What's Happening to Me
Aesir

Lord Vlaedr said...

*sprints back and hugs everyone apologetically*

Sorry for calling yall holograms. And then jumping on you. Oh and kicking.

*sprints to cave*

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Awww, lol, goodnight, Vlaedr, my old and wise friend!
~hugs~
~waves madly~

Lynxia Lost said...

It's ok Vlaedr. I may be a hologram but I still have feelings...

Luciana said...

LOOOOOOOL. S'okay, Bob. *hugs*


Lolly, lolly, lollipop. Oh, na, na, your lollipop. Lolly, lolly, lollipop, oh lollipop POP!

nights.raven said...

hi everyone!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Buh-duh-duh-dum!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Raveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!
~hugs~

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