Friday, May 4, 2012

Mmmmm Violence...

Glory be, glory be, it's done. Finished. Done and dusted. Over. Practically. Almost.

The edits are all done. I have the weekend to go over KOTW one more time and then we send it to the copyeditor. The copyeditor basically makes sure I haven't made any huge mistakes, and corrects all the little ones before it's too late. She'll tweak and suggest and cut and replace, and then she'll send the manuscript back to me and I'll make my final adjustments, and that'll be it. Boom. Over.

Right now, the book clocks in at 134,729 words. Considering that Death Bringer was marginally over 118,000 words, that's quite a substantial increase. Golly gee, it's gonna be a big book! We're going to have to reduce the font size again to cram as many words onto the page as possible, but our font size is typically big anyway, so at least we have room to play with.

This is the first book where I've had serious discussions with my editor about the level of violence. (Well, I say serious... he was TRYING to be serious and I was making jokes, but you know...)

It's a weird thing, to write a series, because the readers get older as the books are released. Valkyrie gets older, the situations she finds herself in become more grown-up, and the themes get darker and darker as the end approaches. What all this means is that occasionally I fall into the trap of assuming that the Skulduggery readership is able to handle whatever I throw at them. And for the most part, they are.

But there will ALWAYS be new readers. There will ALWAYS be a nine year old who picks up the books for the first time and reads them in a few weeks. And it's unfair to expect that nine year old to be able to deal with content that is more suited to teenagers and adults. So where does that leave me?

In a weird place, that's where. On one hand, I've NEVER viewed this series as strictly children's books, and that view just keeps getting stronger and stronger as Valkyrie gets older. But on the other hand, I have a responsibility to the younger readers to not give them anything they can't handle.

And all of this makes me ever-so-thankful that we have such a thing as editors. I wrote this book in two and a half months of sheer WORK. There was no time to doubt myself and no time for second guesses. Whatever I put down on the page stayed on the page. When you have a more relaxed timetable you can afford to wonder about what you've just written but when the deadline is rushing towards you like a screaming train you just WRITE. With that in mind, I'm not surprised at all that I went too far in some areas. And it was so much FUN.

The battle still isn't over, by the way. Nick, my editor, still thinks I could be a little less bloodthirsty, while I think I'm just bloodthirsty enough. Some serious things happen in this book, and I reckon I needed to be as brutal and uncompromising as possible in order to achieve what I needed to achieve. But we have another week or so of him trying to be serious and me making jokes before I have to make the final decision.

And now a picture!


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Mary Contrary said...

*nods*
Purple lollipops are nice.
Because lollipops and purple are two of the more awesome things to life.
*smiles*

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Did y'all know that Veronica Roth has a blog [not that I want to hang out there half as much as I hang out HERE, but still]
And that she dressed up as each of the five factions and took pictures?
It's kind of cool.
I think she did Erudite and Amity the best, but they're all quite good.

By the way, if you have not read Divergent, and you have no idea what I'm talking about, read Divergent and get a clue because it's a really good book! [Not quite as good as Skulduggery Pleasant, obviously, but still good :3]

Mary Contrary said...

Hello Valice!
*waves*

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

~agrees with Taia~
~gives her a purple lollipop~
PL FTW!

Mary Contrary said...

*nods*
I know, Skyril! I adored Divergent! And though I've never actually commented on Veronica Roth's blog, I do stalk it.

And I read the posts occasionally, too! :P

Violent Spork said...

Hey Skyril! Never met you, but all the same: Hi Skyril. Have you got Skyrim? I like Skyrim.

Mary Contrary said...

*happily accepts the purple lollipop*
Thankyou!

Violent Spork said...

Hey is anyone here who i know? Wait is Star still commenting?

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

LOL, Taia!
Yeah, I started following it a couple of days ago :P
And I commented a couple times because I think she needs some more comments and some insanity to inhabit her blog. ~grins~


Hiya, Valkyrie fanatic! [Do you have another name, by the way or is callking you Val Fan good enough? :P]
Pleasure to make your acquaintance!
~shakes hand~
~gives purple lollipop~

Luciana said...

I am still here. *waves and jumps up and down*

Violent Spork said...

Val fans good engnough but you can call me Pebs if you want

Violent Spork said...

*accepts purple lollipop happily.* thankyou *begins to suck on purple lollipop*

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

~screams~
~falls to my knees~
ALAS!
I must depart for the time being, for my breakfast and my mother await!
I SHALL RETURN, my comrades, but I know not when precisely that will be!
I hope that when the times comes, I shall have the opportunity to discuss things such as rainbow kittens with you when I do so return.
Farewell, for now!
~disappears into the shadows with a swoosh of the curtain I pretend to be my cape~

Mary Contrary said...

LOL!
I agree, Skyril! Because insanity is often all that is needed to brighten a place up!
Maybe I will comment next time, then.:3

Luciana said...

Goodbye, Skyril!!!!! *waves, frantically and hangs upside down in a tree*

I need some ideas...Hmmm..

Mary Contrary said...

Aww, Byee Skyril!
*hugs*

Violent Spork said...

aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwww why do you leave? *looks at half deminished puprple lollipop* That is all i have left of Skyril now...

Luciana said...

I'll be back later, maybe. Cya! *vanishes, leaving lots of popcorn and cupcakes, for everyone*

Mary Contrary said...

Bye Luciana!

Mary Contrary said...

Bye Luciana!

Violent Spork said...

*grabs bucket of popcorn and munches* Bye! *waves frantically with mouth full of popcorn*

Violent Spork said...

*walks towards Taia* Hello *walks awayfrom taia* Goodbye

Violent Spork said...

Bla bla bla bla said the dog as i walked it. tla tla tla tla said the frog as it hopped

Violent Spork said...

Anyone here?

Violent Spork said...

No one? I guess my ramblings are pointless *curls up into a ball and begins to cry*

Eve the ROCK said...

Back but might disappear

Mary Contrary said...

Sorry. I'm sitting in a corner, with headphones on, and listening to unpopular tunes, because I'm socially awkward like that. :P

Mary Contrary said...

Don't cry..
Your ramblings aren't pointless.. They're quite the opposite, they're very... Pointful...?

Eve the ROCK said...

I'm socially awkward!

*holds up hand*

Mary Contrary said...

Huzzah!
*high fives Eve's held-up hand*

Eve the ROCK said...

*shrieks and shoves hand into a closet*

Mary Contrary said...

*blinks, and withdraws hand*

Sorry...

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh no, you see, there was a bunyip on my hand, and bunyips live in closets, i think....

May 17! FINALLY!

Mary Contrary said...

Ah. :P

May 17th? What happens on the 17th?

Eve the ROCK said...

The Woman in Black opening day! It was supposed to come out February!

Violent Spork said...

Hi

Mary Contrary said...

*tilts head* The film?

Violent Spork said...

Anyone there? Or are my ramblings pointless again? *prepares to curl up into a ball*

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Toffee!

Yes, the film.

Violent Spork said...

Heya Eve.

Eve the ROCK said...

I'm here, I'm here!

...Why were you crying? :(

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Hullo, Eve and Debs and Taia!
I can't stay for too long, but... HELLO O_O

Mary Contrary said...

I'm here, Toffee!

And I saw the film a while back with some friends. It's pretty good. :)

Violent Spork said...

Put in on images Bear on shark. It will blow your mind.

Mary Contrary said...

Hiya Skyril! *hugs*
Well, not long is better than not at all, right?

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi again Skyril! I was just adding explosive chocolate to your blood.

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

~Hugs Taia~
OF COURSE!
~cheers~

Violent Spork said...

Im watching open season 3 on netflix

Eve the ROCK said...

Is it scary?

Mary Contrary said...

There's an Open Season 3?
I didn't even know there was a second one. P:

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

I didn't know there was a THIRD one! O_o

Violent Spork said...

Yep. I havent watched number two. Strange huh? skipping 1 movie

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh, I didnt like the third one. As soon as you add a circus to a movie, poof.

Mary Contrary said...

I do that with books far too often.
I'll buy a book, read the first few Chapters, think "What on Earth is going on, here?" And then find out that it's, like, the fifth book in the series.

Violent Spork said...

Wait is the secon one where boog gets trapped at the circus? Is it? It said the third one.

Violent Spork said...

Yeah i do that with books.

Lord Vlaedr said...

FEAR NOT.

I have arrived.

Eve the ROCK said...

The third one is the one with the circus. And that obnoxious llama...

SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!

Mary Contrary said...

Hi Vlaedr!

brb

Eve the ROCK said...

*fears not*

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

LOL, Taia!
I've almost done that before, but I usually catch it before it gets too far :P

I got REALLY confused with the Sabriel by Garth Nix. It WAS the first book, but it jumps right in in the beginning even though the reader has no idea what's going on, lol.
It was an excellent, book, though.
Just reeeaaally confusing in the beginning :P

Lord Vlaedr said...

And as soon as I arrive, DeMars runs...

Did you not hear, the "Fear not" bit?

Violent Spork said...

Oh hey Vlaedr

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Hiya, Lord Vlaedr!
And you, mister, never DID answer my question of, "Do you mind if I call you Vla?"

Lord Vlaedr said...

Hey, Harpie.

What is going on here?

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Okie-dokie, Taia!

Lord Vlaedr said...

When did you ask me that?

*scanning*

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

A lot of things go on, Mister Lord Vlaedr [who has yet to answer my question. Insanity is enjoyable O_O

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Hummmm...
A while ago?
Not sure precisely, but it DID occur
~nods~

Lord Vlaedr said...

No. I prefer, Vlaedr.

Vla makes me sound like a Vampire.

AND I HATE VAMPIRES!

Violent Spork said...

Nothin were just rambling and curling into balls crying
*has a remnising expression*

Violent Spork said...

Why cant i call you wolf-person?

Luciana said...

I am here, but I will be distant. I am revising for French and if I start speaking (well, typing) French randomly, I apologize. :)

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Ah, fine, Vlaedr, and no offense, but your name still sounds like a vampires...
NO OFFENSE, I'M JUST SAYING!

Lord Vlaedr said...

L is always here. And always distant. While writing and going for 15k words....

No.

I am not wolf person. I do not call you Toffee-Hates-Coffee-Fred-Person....

So, thou shalt not call me wolf person.

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

That's alright, Luce!
French is hard!
At least, I think it is!
The words coup detat don't pronounce the last letters, and that's weeeeirrd!
But then again, I'm saying THAT, and I speak English.... English :P

Lord Vlaedr said...

*twitches*

Try not to put my name in the same sentence with Vampires.

Mary Contrary said...

LOL Vlaedr!
I wasn't running from you, otherwise I wouldn't have stopped to say hi.
I'm not THAT stupid! P:

Lord Vlaedr said...

Well, I am off to go conquer the Stormcloaks.

Ulfric better watch out. The boys in red are coming.

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Ahhh, you writer, Vlaedr?
That's cool!
I run a blog of Blogland authors. ~grins~
It's a blog where everyone tries to write at least a paragraph a day if his story.
Everyone becomes members, and if anyone wants to, he can post a blog entry about... anything. Anything at all even if it's unrelated, and he just felt like talking about it.
~smiles~
Would you like to become a member of SPG-UnitedToWrite.blogspot.com ? [SPG= Skulduggery Pleasant Gang, btw]

Luciana said...

Yeah, I am pretty much always here. :) Haha. I am broke, that's why. So I can't go out. :') And I switch from revision to writing frequently. I shall aim for 14K words by tomorrow night, I think... :')

J'adore parler les francais, parce quelle trés beaux!

I find French easy, I have a terrible accent, I believe, et trés romantique! X3

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Luce and Debs and anyone else has the same offer! [But you have to try to write a paragraph a day.]

Violent Spork said...

Thou? You strange, strange, strange person. Can i call you that? Vlaedr-the-strange-werewolf?

Violent Spork said...

Wow you have Skyrim? I love skyrim

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Welcome back, Taia!


@Vlaedr...
Sorry

Mary Contrary said...

*pokes Skyril*
I write too, y'know. :3

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Thou is fun. I'm a strange, strange person as well, actually, and perhaps it is because I like saying thou and thee and shall and shalt!
~strikes a pose, just for the fun of it~

Luciana said...

Offer? There's an offer? Of what, may I ask?

*is incredibly slow, because she is thinking in French currently*

Lord Vlaedr said...

Wait, a paragraph each day? I might not make that quoata.....

SKYRIM RULES!

And no. I am not a werewolf. You may call me Vlaedr. If you call me Vlaedr the Strange, that will probably make Nixion Strange mad.

..and you dont want him mad.....

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh, Holmes. *tuts*

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

@Taia
YES, definitely! I was thinking you were already a member! I apologize for not submitting an offer!

@Vlaedr
Awesome! I need your email to send you an invite. If you don't want to post it here, you can email me at sakura.c@goowy.com

Foooddddd...
Maaaaybe....
Perhapsssss...
Probably not....

Eve the ROCK said...

SKYRIM RULES! I AM A WEREWOLF!

Mary Contrary said...

Oh. Well, maybe I AM already a member.
*goes to check*

Lord Vlaedr said...

"Watson. I have made the most incredible discovery..."

*plays mandolin*

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

@Luce
~nods~
An offer to join my blog of authors to encourage you to write your novel [if you're writing one or want to]


@Vlaedr
Well, the point is to try. The main point of the blog is to encourage authors and encourage writing because I understand how difficult it is to make yourself write.

Lord Vlaedr said...

Werewolves in Skyrim are the best. But there health regenerates so slow, compared to their stamina.

Mary Contrary said...

LOL! Looks like I am already a member!
And I never even knew it.
*shakes head sadly*

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

@Taia
No, I guess you're not... Strange... I sure thought you were O_o

Lord Vlaedr said...

Ah. Makes sense. Do I have to write a paragraph each day, and post it on the same day too?

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Are you? Wait?
I'm confused...

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

@Vlaedr
No, you don't HAVE to post it at all if you don't want to, but a lot of people post parts of their stories to get opinions and critiques on it :]

Mary Contrary said...

*pauses*
I'm a member of AN SPG writing thing.
Maybe it's a different one?
*looks confused*

Eve the ROCK said...

Their health only regenerated when they feast on human flesh. I cleared a whole mine, and left this kid running around screaming. Then she started waving a knife at me.

Lord Vlaedr said...

But you see, Skyril, South African internet drops every few days or so. And stays down for days. So I might not be able to access the blog for a long time. And I am pretty sure that defeats the purpose of the blog....

Luciana said...

Yeahhhhh, I am writing a book. X] and I write when I write. I don't force myself to write, when I am in the mood to write I just write. I can't always stop myself from writing. I'm not so good at writing, but it's my coping method, in effect. I write to express my feelings, because I know of no other way. :']

Mary Contrary said...

Ah. I see.
This one is 'Post what you wish'.
Yours is 'Untited to write'.

Right...?

Lord Vlaedr said...

True. But in the middle of a heated battle with a Blood Dragon, a few Bandits, and a Cave Bear, you tend not to have time to sit down for a nice feast of Man-Flesh....

Lord Vlaedr said...

Now. I have to leave. My Legate needs me. And I am pretty sure that Frost the Horse is getting impatient.

Cheers, fellow Bloggers.

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

@Taia
Yes! That's right. I got confuzzled, lol. xD


@Lord Vlaedr
Wow! You live in South Africa? That' really awesome! I don't know anyone from there!
Well, I DIDN'T until now :P
~hugs~
That's cool!
Aaaand, no, actually, not everyone posts every day. Actually, many people don't post daily. So it doesn't defeat the purpose, if you'd still like the join :]

Eve the ROCK said...

Bandits count as Man-Flesh. Hazah!

Luciana said...

Goodbye, Vlaedr! *waves and throws glitter* I like to throw the things.

Throw ALL the things. ;)

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Vlaedr!

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Valereno!

Lord Vlaedr said...

*turns midstep to reply*

Sure, I will join. Just dont get insulted if the Damned internet fails me. It always does.....

Lord Vlaedr said...

*runs off*

Die, Deer, Die!!!!!!!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

@Luce
I tend to do the same thing, but I have a hard time writing sometimes even when I feel like it because I get distracted. So it helps me to try to specifically write something because I'm a part of this blog and all :P


@Lord Vlaedr
See you later! 'Twas nice meeting you!
And you can still join the blog now or later if you want to!
~waves~

Luciana said...

Hello, Val.

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

@Lord Vlaedr
OKIE!
I won't be offended...
BUT I STILL NEED YOUR EMAIL TO MAKE YOU AN AUTHOR!
~waves at him~
Well, if you don't see this comment, I can tell you later :P

Mary Contrary said...

Byee Vlaedr!

@Skyril
Okay. Now that the confusion has left my head, do I just Email you, and that's that?

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Hiya, Valkyrie V!
How are you doing?

Mary Contrary said...

Hi Valkyrie V!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

@Taia
Yes, you can either email me, and I get your email from that, or you can just post it here if you don't care if people see it.

Luciana said...

@Skyril, I don't get distracted when I am writing. I tend to just close my eyes, it's my equivalent of sleep, tbh. Unless I am p*ssed off, then I just type really fast and angrily. Haha. But most of the time I don't even realise I am writing, it's really weird. But that way I can't get distracted. With some of the things I put up with, I kind of learnt to make myself zone out, when things get too difficult. :'3

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

@Luce
Awesome! I wish I could do that :P
Well, if you want to, you can still be a member of the blog :]


@Valkyrie V
Strange dream...

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Okie, I have to go, guys!
If anyone wants to become a member of SPG-UnitedToWrite.blogspot.com , email me your email at sakura.c@goowy.com !
I'll make you an author as soon as I can!
[Sorry I couldn't wait, Taia, I have to go :/]
See you guys later!

Luciana said...

@Skyril, took a lot for me to be able to do so. :'] And sure, what the hell. X] My e-mail is:
lucianascath@gmail.com

I believe. :'3

Mary Contrary said...

*smiles*
I'll email you now, then, Skyril. :)

Luciana said...

Goodbye, Skyril!!!!!!!! *waves*

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Skyril!

Mary Contrary said...

Aww, Byee Skyril! *hugs*

Eve the ROCK said...

Gonna sleep soon...

Luciana said...

Bye, Eve! *waves* :')

*noms a cupcake*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Bye people who left

Jakro Tintreach said...

'ello!

Jakro Tintreach said...

oh my god, have val, lucianna and eve been here since I left?!?!?!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Is it concerning that by the time I get the rest of my signed ones I'll have 22 Skulduggery books?

Luciana said...

I AVE JUST REALISED.....
What happened to Lav? I've not seen her in FOREVER. :O

Luciana said...

HAVE*
I just made an error... :O

Val, nope. Not in the slightest, my dear.

Jakro Tintreach said...

so far I've donated all of mite to the library... but I want to get all of the paperbacks

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Okay then.



It's probably concerning for my bookshelf, though...

Jakro Tintreach said...

*mine

Luciana said...

One of my bookshelves broke....I have too many books, but no-where near enough SP books...X3

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm planning on buying all the new paperbacks so that I also have the not signed ones, but I don't have any money yet :(

Luciana said...

I have all of the new covers, I got them all as soon as they came out. X) I am broke right now, though.. :/ And I need to find PWF in hardback, to complete my hardback collection...It's the only one I couldn't find...I have all the editions of DD, though. XD

Jakro Tintreach said...

If Ivy Animosity became a book, what would the cover be like?

Mary Contrary said...

Sorry. Google is being Evil. *glares*
It keeps killing blogger. -.-

Jakro Tintreach said...

hey

Luciana said...

Hey, Taia! *waves*

Mary Contrary said...

Hi Luciana! *waves back*

Hi Jakro Tintreach! I don't think we've met before. *offers Jakro a cookie*
You don't mind if I call you Jakro, do you?

Jakro Tintreach said...

gimme my COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
*noms on fingers*

Flame Phoenix said...

DEREK.

PLEASE.

Y'KNOW THE WAY YOU HAVE A WEEK TO ADD THINGS AND SUCH, CAN YOU ADD ME AS A CAMEO. PLEASE?


PLEASE?

PLEASE?

IF YOU DID, I'D BE SO GRATEFUL I WOULD G TO YOUR HOUSE AND THANK YOU.

PLUS, COULD YOU MAKE THE TAGLINE OF BOOK NINE PLEASANT DREAMS? IT WOULD BE SO COOL.

aND AND AND... I FORGOT THE REST.
OH YEAH, PLUS, IM IRISH AND IM A BOY.


SEEEEEEEEEE, WE HAVE LOTS IN COMMON. *WINKS*

Jakro Tintreach said...

flame, have a cookie!
*hands flame severed fingers*

Jakro Tintreach said...

oohh... I almost forgot!
*sets fire to severed fingers*

Flame Phoenix said...

was dear skyril on?

Jakro Tintreach said...

just missed her.

Mary Contrary said...

*blinks* Um, were those my fingers?
O_o

Luciana said...

Hello, Flame. *waves, again*

*throws marshmallows at everyone* LOOK THEY'RE PINK AND SQUIDGY AND SWEET. XD *noms on some marshmallows*

Jakro Tintreach said...

no... they were flames fingers!

Jakro Tintreach said...

steals marshmellowes... makes giant pink bunny... sets fire to marshmellowe bunny

Jakro Tintreach said...

*grabs computer mouse and noms on it*
I HAS MOUSEY!!!!!

Luciana said...

MY MARSHMALLOWS. :O *storms off*

Violent Spork said...

Hi

Mary Contrary said...

Ah. Well, I'm glad I still have mine then.
*offers Flame some chocolate fingers*
Until you get some real ones, you can wear those. P:

Flame Phoenix said...

Hi guys.

Violent Spork said...

HELLO MARSHMALLOW THEIF! *laughs histerically* *Gets shotgun* Give over the marshmallow... *looks threatening*

Jakro Tintreach said...

yayyy... throws flaming knives!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hello again

Luciana said...

*noms on winegums* NO STEALING THEM, THIS TIME. *protects them*

Flame Phoenix said...

*arrests jakro*

youre gonna get someone killed.

Jakro Tintreach said...

flame, you can't arrest people... that's my job

Jakro Tintreach said...

heehee, I made you eat your own fingers

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

And yet, while Im a murderer, you choose to arrest Jakro?

Jakro Tintreach said...

val, if Ivy Animosity were a book, what would the cover be?

Jakro Tintreach said...

wait... is val a murderer or is ivy a murderer?

Jakro Tintreach said...

2011

Jakro Tintreach said...

2012!

Flame Phoenix said...

ivy.


Ivy is.##Aren't you ivy.

plus, i did arrest you.

Unfortunately, you didnt saty arrested.

Luciana said...

You're not supposed to admit to being a murderer, Val! *is actually a serial killer*
You shouldn't kill people, it's not good. Punch a pillow instead, or eat marshmallows! *throws Val a pillow* I'd give you some marshmallows, but SOMEONE stole them...

Flame Phoenix said...

and if we do meet up, im going to make sure you are sitting on a park bench then walk out and say.

"Ms. Batty, Ms. Animosity, How lovely to see you again." then you'll turn to look and ill say

"NO, don't look"

and youll like shrug, like not caring.

Jakro Tintreach said...

*uses chameleon circut to change sonic screwdriver into my tardis, steals river song's hallucinogenic lipstic, dissasembles it and throws it at flame*

Jakro Tintreach said...

val, why do you never answer my questions?

Flame Phoenix said...

do you LISTEN TO CHAMELON CIRCUIT?

Luciana said...

My character, Kirrana, is a serial killer...She's only 15 and she's the most dangerous killer know, because no-one knows who she is, or if she is a she or he. Not to mention the fact that she never leaves a trace of evidence, unless she grows bored...I am having so much fun writing these murders... :3

Star Inkbright said...

I AM HERE!

But not for long and i msd.

Star Inkbright said...

My OC is not a killer.

Damn. Gtg.

Flame Phoenix said...

no offense. but thats val's characther, ivy..

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Ahhhhh! Luciana's character is like an older Ivy!

Jakro Tintreach said...

the chameleon circut is how the tardis changes into the most fitting thing for the location.
It scans the area within a hundred kilometre radius, references that with a computer database and decides what would blend in the most in that area, then it becomes a police box from 1963

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

The Doctor explains that to Donna

Jakro Tintreach said...

val, answer my QUESTION!!!
throws pineapels

Luciana said...

I created my character a very long time ago, she is entirely original. I have only said the basics of her. Until you read what she really is like, you can't say she is like anyone. She is me, basically. She has similar feelings to me. She is based on me, but she actually commits the murder, rather than just thinking/planning them out...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Uh... well, she really sounds a lot like Ivy.


I believe you that she's entirely original, though.



Great minds think alike.

Jakro Tintreach said...

"what would the cover be if ivy animosity were a book"

Luciana said...

Kirrana is also not her real name, her real name I shall not say as it is key to the whole story...
She is tall and blonde, her eyes are blue-green. She's incredibly intelligent and has taught herself everything she knows. She has a lack of understanding of other people's feelings. She will kill anyone that annoys her even in the slightest, but started off by killing criminals. Most of the time she kills criminals, although, they're more like practice, or a bit of fun, for her.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Val. I demand that you write a story with me/

Luciana said...

Pokémon Revenge! <3 LOOOOL. SMOSH. X3

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

With you, or with you in it?

Luciana said...

Kirrana's family were murdered in front of her, when she was nine. The name Kirrana is passed down, through people. Kirrana doesn't have magic. Only Sophie has magic - she's a shape-shifter. Kirrana (the latest one) is mainly murdering to get Mark and Sophie's attention. Mark being seventeen and Sophie being fifteen. And now I shall shut up, before I reveal the plot...

Lord Vlaedr said...

With or without you...

That is the question....

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hey Vlaedr

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