Hello there,
It is I, your humble Golden God, here to brighten up your day with another one of my electrifying entries into this accursed Blog-thing. I'm not entirely sure what I'm going to write about, however. Ever since I finished the book I've been kind of... aimless.
Not ENTIRELY aimless, of course. I did have things to do once I'd finished- other bits and pieces of writing to finish off. But I've finished those now, and so I'm back to being a little bit lost as to what to do.
I've been visiting a few schools- which is something I don't get to do a whole lot of anymore during my official tours. When you're a writer starting off, school events are ALL you do, because you need to reach as many people as possible and get them interested in your books. But once you reach a certain level of awesomeness, visiting individual schools is not really the best use of your limited time. So bigger school events are planned, where multiple schools come to a theatre or hall, and a lot more public signings are scheduled. By this stage, it's all about meeting the readers, and making it easier for the readers to meet you.
But throughout the year I tend to visit schools in and around Dublin, organised by teachers or librarians or parents. It's all about "this person knows that person who knows my cousin's friend", and that's how they get in touch. I can't do an awful lot of these smaller school visits, because I don't have the time, but for some reason I've been visiting a school a week for the past month or two. Which is, I admit, NOT the best use of my time when I have deadlines as tight as my deadlines have been. But hey.
So, the week before last I was at a school in Lusk. Last week I was at a school in Swords. And this afternoon I was at a school in Sutton. Next week I'll be at a school somewhere in Cork and then- THEN- I'll stop. No more. I need a break. I've got my Australia/NZ tour in August, my Ireland/UK tour in September, and before all that I think I have to pop over to LA for a bit. I need a BREAK! I need to do normal things! I need to stop signing autographs!
Ah, the life of a tortured artist...
Oh, and before I go, something you MAY be interested in. This Friday I will be posting again. Why, you ask? What could I possibly have to post mere days after THIS wonderful entry?
Oh not much. I don't expect there to be much writing involved, actually. Just a single image, perhaps. A single, solitary image appearing on the accursed Blog, sometime on Friday... What could it be? Something to do with the new book? Some kind of image to do with the new book?
It's a mystery, that's what it is. I guess you'll just have to check the Blog on Friday to find out.
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4,874 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 3801 – 4000 of 4874 Newer› Newest»Oh, sorry no. I'll read it as soon as I've finished typing up this bit of Crescent.
Okay. :)
I read and commented on the first part of Crescent. It's good. :)
Thanks, I'd had the idea for Crescent for ages. Over the years (yes, years) it's changed, the name's have changed, the place it's set, parts of the plot but the whole thing has always necessarily been the same.
Cool. :)
I've had a story idea for a few years too. Started writing it around then, but stopped after a while. I don't know if I want to start writing it again or not.
It's a bit like the Lori and Jade story, but... it has different... somethings. I don't know how to describe that. :P
I reckon you should write it out, see how it goes and if you want to carry on then carry on.
Hi people!
Rebellion's been with me for years . . . Some of the characters, even before the story.
Yeah, maybe I will. Thanks for the suggestion. :)
Hi Star! :)
Hey star!
It's OK, Lav!
GOD, HOW FAST, VLAEDR??? THREE MORE CHAPTERS?????
Just going to Vlaedr's blog coz when he commented on my blog he mentioned that he'd put at least three more chapters up . . .
Anyone else here follow Vlaedr's blog?
I do.
Unless he posted today, I read his chapters already.
I don't know, I'll check.
Nope, I don't but he's asked me to but I just never get round to it...
Hmmmm im lost
OK, posted but I've gotta go now! Bye! *hugs*
Bye Lynxia!
I gotta get back to working on homework, so I'm going to go too. Bye guys!
Oh, and I'll bbl. Bye!
May the fours be with you both! *goes to the bubble*
Hello! Is anyone on?
Hi Becky! I'm on, if you still are.
Hi Becky! I'm on, if you still are.
*stumbles in* *collapses*
Oh, goddess that was rough...
And of course there's nobody here to vent on.
Here comes the candle to light you to bed
here comes the chopper to chop off your head
Chop
Chop
Chop
Chop
*insane laugh*
Oooohkaaaaay...?
Just checking in, to say hi and everything.
Mist left for a while :( I hope everything is okay for Mist (if he sees this..).
Hello, to newbies. I'm L/Lu/Luce/Lucy/Lucy Anna/Luciana/The one with many names etc. I'm scarce in blogland at the moment, because of reasons and how sh*t life is.
BUT I HAVE GOOD NEWS.
If any of you remember the guy I like - Sam - well, me and him had a huge talk last night and we almost lost each-other completely. But then we sorted everything out and he even complimented me! He never compliments anyone. I was literally sobbing all night after that argument...And today we talked for hours. I don't feel so lonely, now. :3
I'm coping with my life a tad better, I should be returning properly soon, I should think.
New post on GGG.
Let me know when Sparky returns, or someone inform her of GGG!
Someone better fill me in on everything that's happened, when I get back properly!
*throws rainbow frosting cupcakes at everyone* Yay for good moods! *skips around*
I might stay for a little while...
Hello, anyone here. *waves and grins*. My hair is getting lighter blonde, again. And I think I might get it cut to above my shoulders, again...It's below my shoulders right now, I kind of like it...But, Idk. Yeah...I felt the need to share that with you. My eyes were really blue, today! :O
Oook anyone left? I want to know, how long you think if caught, you'd be in a cell for attempted murder of the Grand Mage?
*casually gaving 3 peopke actually try*
It's approximately 20 years for assault on a sanctuary official. I'm going to guess about...180-230 years.
Would you eat something that's ten years old of it was in a can that was in "perfect condition"?
I wouldn't. Just sounds gross to me. Yet that's what my grandpa does anyway. He says it's fine as long as the can's not damaged in any way... Still, I'm not going to take any chances. I'm only going to eat things that aren't past the expiration date.
Hi. If anyone's even there.
Hi L!
Lav, no I would not. It sounds rather vile, in all honesty. Just because it looks to be in 'perfect condition' who's to say something didn't go wrong during manufacturing? They're not in anyway good for you if past the expiration date.
And hello.
Hmm ok. Im curious. Ill go with that. Idiors actually trying to. On my rp. Idk they THINK they can evade Cleavers and evetything. How stupid can you be?
I'm on an iPod now, so forgive me if I comment late or if I get a typo once in a while. I'm trying not to.
You can evade cleavers and everything, but with great skill and difficulty. Even China Sorrows had difficulty evading the Cleavers in DD and she hadn't done all that much wrong. She'd merely helped out to try to save Skulduggery. I'm just thinking logically, my dear Zaf. If you can get 200 years for killing a pacifist I'd expect it to be much greater for attempted murder of a Grand Mage..
I agree, L. He just can't see that.
No one can be all powerful. It would just be boring for everyone.
Its fine. Im currently laughing. The Killer Trio, currently has a list I wrote irl
Attempted kidnap
Assult on Sanctuary offcial
Homicide by vehicke
Attempted murder of Grand Mage
Kidnapping (2 Elders)
Various accounts of murder
Also, ones stupidity is usually greater than most would expect. There are many stupid people in this world, but not very much can be done about such things.
Lav, that's alright. I shan't blame you.
Sorry if I say something off subject. It's a new feeling, using my iPod. I have to get used to it...
@ Lucianna The whole thing takes place in America. Its what happened in DB but American side. We played around. While Ireland was busy Scarab got free and trying revenge....again. On my char. Billy-Ray and a char Vinette helping. I am a Necromancer (looooong story) and we have a lot of people pn high alert in the Danctuary yet they still try. Dang
If someone was omnipotent it'd increase the boredom in life. Life would become even more insignificant and less interesting...
I'm a necromancer - Necromancers are awesome ;D
Also, that sounds incredibly intriguing! It's an interesting take on the occurrences of Death Bringer.
Hmm. I think I'll just go back to my computer. Be right back.
Again, Lav, it's fine. There's no need for apologies, my dear.
Okie dokie, Lav. *slumps against tree*
Back now and on a computer. :)
Welcome back, Lav!
I do it on fb. I was like, hmm I know about Darquesse but gey news travels slow. I know Vile is back. So we're on high alert for Darquesse, Scarab, Vinette, Billy-Ray, and Vile. Oh and we may have our Death Bringer lol.
:)
Hey, did you see I'm writing a story on my blog?
*ties ribbon around wrist and neck* I like ribbon, it's cute. :3 *hugs self to keep warm*
How are you, L? I haven't talked to you in a while.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Skulduggery-Pleasant-RP/233637496720808
^That's all I've to say on RPing.
Also, this is the first time I've been on blogland in a while...I've not checked....*clicks on blogger*
I'm better than I have been, thanks! I'm in a moderately good mood. How are you, my dear Lav?
Be careful. There's probably going to be a LOT of posts...
I have not seen. Sorry if I make rematks about the whole thing. But you guys understand SP
Omg, first sign of suspision, Scarab going willingly. Why did Dash trust him?
I'm doing fine. :) Working on a story and it's going really well! I'm happy with the things I'm coming up with. It's going to be cool! :D
Oh, did you know there's a new competition for SP?
I do mine in first person. I got link uf you guys want
I think I'm getting used to it, Zaf. ;P
Laaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvvvvvv, you write so well! I wish I could write as well as you guys! :O
Indeed I was aware of the competition - Ten Times The Awesome. I was aware of it on the day it was posted. Joe made me aware of it. I've two possible entries to decide between... :/
Thanks, L! And you do! I like your writing too!
Oh yeah. I forgot. Now I remember looking at that post.
You want to read mine? I might change a little, but it's complete at the moment.
TRAITR!!!!!!!!! She's a traiotr Davina Dashf ord!!!!!!!
Sry i just spazzed
You're most welcome, sweetie. Also, my writing style is horrendous, to say the least. *smiles gently* However, I've always been more of the academic type - law and languages, for me.
It'd be great to read your entry, Lav! Yes! :')
*is being really slow to reply because she got hardly any sleep yesterday and is unlikely to get much tonight, so she is tired for once*
You're not that slow to reply, but maybe you should get some sleep after this. It's late, isn't it?
Thanks, Zaf. :)
Although, I still don't like how Skulduggery turned out on some parts. I can't make it sound like him...
That's great, Lav! Way better than both of mine...You can read them if you'd like. They're not in any way good, though. You've an incredible writing style!
It's only 1am, Lav. It's not that late. I spent until 5am yesterday revising. I can't get to sleep, at this time. C:
Thanks, L. :)
Sure, I'd love to read yours! But I think it would be better if we delete them when we've read them. I'm going to now with mine.
Okay, then.
Ok her last name is mine as well, I feel special :D plz dont stalk me
I like the second one... I do the moustache thing all the time! I did that a few hours ago!
I do like number 2
I really like the second one, but the first one with the baguette was funny. :P
One thing about the first one though, I noticed you said Tortura had blonde curls in the beginning then you said it was silver when it got burned.
Just thought I'd mention. But other than that, I really liked them both!
Sam has to be awkward, doesn't he...
Hi Val! You've been stalking us, haven't you?
It's because I merge two together, Lav:L I should never merge them. Thanks for reminding me I did that, though!
Okay, you're welcome. :)
That's cool, Zaf! Your last name's Tortura? That's cool!
Of course, Val. What other time traveling magic Doctor could there be? ;P
Uh, your comment disappeared...
I know. My comments fear me, so they tend to run off the page...
Lol yup! Muhaha
Haha. Funny, Val. :P
Well, they're probably scared for the same reason my friends are:
Here comes the candle to light you to bed
Here comes the chopper to chop off your head
Chop
Chop
Chop
Chop
So the second one?
Not the one with baguettes?
Why does Sam have to be so awkward...*lays back against tree*
Yeah, I think the second one was better.
What do you mean. You guys okay?
Sam's just awkward. And he said the one with baguettes, because he's a filthy minded prick, but he's like me in that aspect...:L
Oh. Okay. I thought the baguettes part was funny, but I liked the idea of Val and Sadie(like the nickname you gave her too) knowing each other and are good friends.
ooook now im going to add multiple attempts of murder and kidnapping
Kidnapping Grand Mage *now on list*
Okay. I've entered the Sadie one.
No going back, now..
....
.........
...........
I regret it, already. OH GOD, I've failed. D:
Going now. Gotta get dinner. We're having pizza! Yay! :D
Bye!
I think it's good, L! Don't regret it!
Bye now!
Bye, Lav! It's been nice talking to you again! I'll talk to you again whenever I get back properly! :'3
O.o ok naah
Oooooh omg ...lSWEENEY TODD
Uno?
No d os
Everybody uno.
Everybody playyyy.
Uno extreme cards are flying every single wayyyy.
GGG.
There are two new posts.
O.o I got 1st?! El primo?! Ok...ded time
Deds
1. To the people entering the competition or who have, MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOUR!!!
2. Derek cuz he awesone
3. Ninja doors that are painful, and attack at night I will own you we all will
Delightful dedications, Zafira dear!
Lol thanks :) gotta add Derek he just radiates an aura of awesomenes
*sits back against tree and bangs head against the wood repeatedly*. I am such an idiot. What the hell is wrong with me? Wait, no. Don't answer that. It'd be a shorter answer to ask what is right....*continually headtrees*
Derek is so awesome...
So is Matt Smith...
You're most welcome, sweetie. Also, I completely agree with you, there. He is the Golden God, after all. Nothing less that the radiation of an aura of awesomeness is expected, yet he is still more.
He is, lol. Wow im in a complimenting mood. Dang.
NOT MATT SMITH.
DAVID TENNANT.
*still banging head against tree*
*grumbles about being stupid*
NOT DAVID TENNANT.
MATT SMITH.
No. Matt Smith is just...Bleugh. You can keep him. I like David Tennant, thanks.
*stands up and dusts self off, unnecessarily*
*keeps shadows ready* no hurtin me
I just searched my given name on Google images, because I got bored, and a picture of BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IN A FEDORA was there!
Well, you can keep David Tennant with his... constipated face all the time
(Sorry, my sister said I should say it...)
I don't know who you're looking at, to say that...
*collapses on the floor*
And then there's Matt Smith, with his beautiful face
I better be off, I'm getting all depressed, again...Eurgh...
I'll talk to you guys...Whenever, I guess...
It's been nice talking to you all, again. I've really missed you all. I hope I can allow myself to return properly, soon...Make sure you keep updated with GGG - check with Nix and Eve if you need to know something. Bye, guys. *hugs and leaves silently*.
Bye Luciana
I'm going too... dinner time
Bye!
Mmmk no school muhaha
Back! We gotta back the pizzas now. So while I wait, I'll be here. Talking to you guys. :)
TWO DAYS! Then NO SCHOOL! :D Whoohoo!
*notices Val's comment just now*
Oh... Okay.
*also notices a typo on my comment*
Bake, not back. Blah.
Zaf, you still here?
Im here now was singing The Hanging Tree
Oh. Don't know that song, but okay. Hi! :)
Hmm, so Zaf, have you read my story yet? If you haven't but want to, I can post the links.
Ok post links
Here's the first chapter:
http://lavenderhopestoryblog.blogspot.com/2012/04/chapter-1-full-chapter.html
These two links are for the two parts of the second:
http://lavenderhopestoryblog.blogspot.com/2012/05/chapter-two-part-one-of-my-unnamed.html
http://lavenderhopestoryblog.blogspot.com/2012/05/chapter-two-part-two.html
Stalking you
Okay. Hi Stalker. :P
Oh. Okay. Hi Lunatic. :P
Comment disappeared again...
brb
This time I heard the comment scream as it ran.
Back.
Haha. :P
So, are you reading my story?
I read
You like?
Just finished
I like very much. Jade acts a little like me :)
Thanks. :D
Her personality's that she acts tough, but under the surface, she's okay. You just gotta get to know her.
It's going to get better, believe me. Even I'm excited to be writing it. ;)
I act like that, but once you get to know me I actually will attack you instead of empty threats...
Well, yeah. It depends. For her, she's okay, but can be very mean when she wants to.
Hi Cal! :D
I have an issue with attacking people...
brb.
Watching Superman, bye!
Bye Val!
Back!
I like sey slow half awake
Sorry Zaf, I didn't really get that...
WB Lav!
Hey Zafira!
Hi Cal. :)
How are you?
Hey, Zaf? Will you be coming on a little more now that school's over for you, or do you have other plans for the summer?
Oh I'll be on more often. I only be off for swimming or the cursed week Drama Camp week D:
That's good. :)
I'll be here as much as I can once my school ends. :)
I'm good, thanks Lav.
What about you?
And how are you as well, Zaf?
I'm good. :) I've written a complete entry for the comp, but I still want to edit it a bit.
That's great! I haven't written mine yet...
I may just try to start tonight, actually.
Cool! Can I read it when you're done? Do you want to read mine?
Sure! For both. I'm curious to see what direction everyone is taking theirs in.
That's absolutely brilliant! Oh gosh, I don't know how mine is going to compare to any of yours!
Just one correction;
You two are quiet the popular troublemakers.” she smiled slyly.
*quite
And can I just commend you on the banter between Val and Skulduggery?
:)
Thanks. ^^' I always get those two mixed up.
There are better entries I've read...
Thanks. :)
Everyone likes the duck hunt part. It was fun to write as well. :)
Pfft. I really do doubt it, Lav. I've read a couple of entries myself, too. Though each one's unique. A different attribute for each winner's story. xP
My favourite part is when Skulduggery sulks at Valkyrie for not telling him the sparrow flies south for winter.
I'm going to delete the comment with the entry, just to let you know.
Oh really? Yeah, I was thinking about when they made that code and it was Val saying they should. Thanks. :)
Understandable.
Really!:)
Im good! Just fell asleep lol
Hey, did you read chapter two of the story I posted on my blog? I know you read the first part, but I was wondering if you read the next part.
Lol, Zaf. :P
What time is it where you are now?
10:30pm
I'll read the second part when I get home from school.
Nice one, Zaf. GOOD MORNING!
*NIGHT!
Since you're falling asleep, I suggest you go to bed.
Okay. You're in school now?
Lol i. Casually half awake. Was readong Death Bringer. I started spazzing xD
Yeah. Specifically in German.
Nah, in bout 15-20 min
Haha, Zaf. :P
Oh. School almost out for you, Cal, or still a bit more to go?
Okay, Zaf.
Meh, I just glad I'm done, sick of school. Though after we wrote our letter I'm going to miss Nikki and Celine my demons.
Three more hours left!
It's half past noon.
Triple posted, sorry.
Whoa. Triple comment. Okay, Cal. That's good!
Me too, Zaf. Can't wait for it to be out in two days.
Lol random. My day ends 2:42pm
My time is 7:41PM. Since we live on the other side of the country, Zaf, time zones are different.
Oooh if we get to 5000 before i get up what post we at?
Oooh Eastern Standard Time here :D
I think the next one's the First Competition Ends post. Here's the link:
http://dereklandy.blogspot.com/2011/10/first-competition-ends.html?commentPage=21
I have to go now...
Bye! And it was nice seeing both of you again, it's not that often that I do.
Yup. We on the west coast have Pacific Standard Time. :)
I know, Cal! I wish we could talk more. Bye!
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