Yes, the rumours (and, er, the announcement in the back of a few books) are true- 2012 will see my second trip to Australia and New Zealand for a Skulduggery tour. I will spend two weeks in August- from the 6th to the 20th- going around meeting the Minions-who-talk-funny and signing whatever they have to sign. The first few days will be spent in NZ, then off to Oz. Details, such as exactly which cities I'll be visiting, shall be forthcoming as soon as I have them. I actually have no input into where I visit because my publishers do all the arranging, and I just go where I'm told to go.
My last tour, in 2010, was a huge success and every single day I was startled by the reaction. It was exhausting, with an astonishing amount of travel, but so worth it.
When I get back home, I have a little over a week to recover before the Ireland/UK tour kicks off. We're going to be doing something different this year- instead of heading over to the UK for 10 straight days, I'll be heading over for three weekends in a row. The plan is to pack as many signings in as possible on days when none of you will have school or college or work, so hopefully you can come along if you haven't had a chance to before. Again, further details will be available once I have them.
And now for something completely different...
How did you enjoy World Book Day? I know, I know, different countries have World Book Day at different times of the year, and some countries don't have World Book Day at all, so, the very term itself is kind of misleading... but ANYWAY...
I had a very good World Book Day, thank you very much. I was over in London with a bunch of other writers for a huge webcast thingy that was broadcast to three quarters of a million students across Ireland and the UK and, I don't know, possibly elsewhere. We each had five minutes onstage, which isn't a whole lot of time. I ended up talking about my dogs, for some reason. It was manic, but amusing.
Behind the scenes, however, was where the real fun was taking place. Put ten authors in a room, especially authors who write for young people, and after a while things are going to get slightly odd. And when a camera comes out to record interviews? Oh dearie me. I'm sure they'll be posted on worldbookday.com soon enough, so you can watch as responsible adults (such as me) turn into immature kids as we try to make each other laugh. Fun and games galore with Andy Stanton and Steve Cole and Chris Bradford, while Cressida Cowell looked on in astonishment. Eoin Colfer wasn't above having a bit of a lark himself, but Holly Webb and Jeremy Strong did the wise thing and stayed well away from the rest of us. Jacqueline Wilson, meanwhile, must have wondered what the hell was going on.
To end the webcast, we all trotted back onstage to meet The Duchess of Cornwall. I'm completely ignorant about all things royal family-ish, and I may have forgotten to stop chewing gum when I was shaking her hand. But I DID smile and say "pleased to meet you", so that was something, wasn't it? At least I didn't have my hands in my pockets, like Ronan O'Gara did when the Queen met the Irish rugby team.
Which, I have to say, I think is hilariously dim.
Annnnnyway...
I've been on TV quite a lot lately, and it's all thanks to World Book Day, so thank you, World Book Day, for interfering with my writing week. I was on the Alan Titchmarsh Show, which most of you know about, and then I was on Live With Gabby on Channel 5 a few days later, then I was on Elev8 on RTE yesterday, and on Tuesday morning I'll be on Ireland Am on TV3...
Good GOD. I'll be sick of myself, I swear I will.
And I can't even get away from myself in newspapers, either. The Guardian asked me to list my ten favourite villains from YA/children's fiction, and you can see if you agree with me by clicking here http://www.guardian.co.uk/childrens-books-site/2012/mar/01/derek-landy-top-ten?newsfeed=true .
( I didn't include any of MY villains, because obviously mine would be best, and I'm far too modest to proclaim that in a national newspaper.)
Okay, that's enough babbling. It's 2:30 in the afternoon and I haven't eaten anything yet. Must make lunch.
Oh! One last thing! Take a look at this video- http://www.standup.ie/index/ - which promotes standing up to homophobic bullying. I mean, life is hard enough to get through without bullies making things worse, and the only decent thing to do is stand up for your friends when they need you.
And NOW I'm going to make lunch.
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ReplyDeleteOMGG! I was 1st
ReplyDeleteUmm...
ReplyDeleteI dedicate the page to all of my friends and peace in Blogland!
ReplyDeleteAnd Derek!
What to do...
ReplyDeleteDerek, please come down here, I'm lonely...
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ReplyDeleteOh Damn. My comments are disappearing...
ReplyDeleteI think I'll delete that...
ReplyDeleteNo, my comments can't disappear! Not again!
ReplyDeleteThat's it, I'm going downstairs to get a glass of water and charge my iTouch for a few minutes.
ReplyDeleteBrb.
K Sparky.
ReplyDeleteI said hi!!!
ReplyDeletePeople are Solomon rude now adays.
Jk.
Anyway. I have to Hoover. *sighs*
Again?
ReplyDeleteI haven't done it.
ReplyDeleteAt all.
ReplyDeleteBrb
ReplyDeleteThen where we're you Flame?
ReplyDeleteI did notice you. I smiled and everything.
Great post btw Derek.
ReplyDeleteAnd maybe tell me you were on elevate before you appear!!!
That way, maybe I can watch?
Where was I?
ReplyDeleteAmm..
Hm....
Nowhere
Now I have more charge.
ReplyDeleteAdmittedly, not much more, but more nonetheless.
No comments! Don't dissapear on me. Not ow. Not the1st one! That makes my life worthwhile!
ReplyDeleteTake te charger to bed...
ReplyDeleteThe is only one charger that plugs into the PowerPoint, it's in my mum's bedroom.
ReplyDeleteI'm considering buying one.
Want to do some kissing now?
ReplyDeleteI'm bored z
*glances at charge*
ReplyDelete...My iTouch is so stupid...
Mine is o full charge but..
ReplyDeleteWell...
It's dying.
*grins at Flame and pulls him into a kiss*
ReplyDeleteStill bored?
Absolutely not...
ReplyDelete*kisses her harder pushing his mouth further in*
*relaxes into kiss*
ReplyDelete*pulls away*
ReplyDelete*jumps in lake*
*looks at Flame, shrugs and dives in after him*
ReplyDelete...?
ReplyDeleteUgh, look, if I stop responding, I'm outta charge.
ReplyDelete...Flame? Shadow?
ReplyDelete*is sitting reading and listening to 'Lily's Theme' under tree*
ReplyDelete*surfaces up and smiles*
ReplyDelete*kisses her*
Well, there you guys are!
ReplyDelete*swims out of lake and shakes wet hair*
Ach!!
ReplyDelete*takes off shirt and swims back to shore*
... I don't shock myself anymore.
ReplyDeleteHi lynx
ReplyDelete*waves back*
ReplyDelete7you
ReplyDeleteWe may have been.
ReplyDelete* *
ReplyDeleteOkay, just quickly, DEREK COME TO SYDNEY YOU MUST COME TO SYDNEY YOU NEED TO COME TO MY SCHOOL OMGG YOU NEED TO COME TO MY SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete7you?
ReplyDeleteOMGGG, Derek MUST come to my school.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'm done now.
It was meant to be *you but I'm on my phone so it mssed up.
ReplyDelete*looks sparky in the eye*
ReplyDeleteWere done
Done?
ReplyDeleteAHHHHH DEREK!!! 2 points:
ReplyDelete1.) I got "A Dance With Dragons" and am loving it. Get it. Read it.
2.) WTH? YOU'RE COMPLETELY FORGETTING US AMERIMINIONS WHO ARE EAGERLY AWAITING A TOUR.
BONUS.) ...Don't forget Massachusetts. <3 Gah, I want that last book so badly.
Done as in done kissing?
ReplyDeleteHey there Flame!
ReplyDeleteNo, you said done. What does done mean?
ReplyDeleteI don't think we're done kissing.
Or we could be, I don't know.
Hi Ruby, long time no see. *hugs*
ReplyDeleteHi Ruby!
ReplyDeleteI know Shadow, I've read the beginning.
ReplyDeleteYOU INTRODUCE ME LAST, WHY!?!?
I have to go.
ReplyDeleteAw... Flame, don't go.
ReplyDelete*kisses him*
Please?
Because yours is most dramatic Sparky. I lght change the order so Flame is just before you.
ReplyDelete....
ReplyDeleteI want to read this now.
Write it now.
This very second.
Wait, why am I most dramatic?
ReplyDeleteCan't. Am on my phone.
ReplyDeletePhooey.
ReplyDeleteCos my mother came in and screamed.
ReplyDeleteIf this isn't done soon I'm dead.
She has given me an hour.
So bye!!
*kisses her and then leaves*
Good dramatic.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he should go do that...
ReplyDeleteI'm a good dramatic, is that what you mean?
ReplyDeleteI need to go now. Will write some more soon Sparky, promise. *hugs*
ReplyDelete...I'm still lurking... XD
ReplyDeleteBye Shadow.
ReplyDeleteLooks like it's just you and me now Ruby.
ReplyDeleteActually, my iTouch is about to die.
ReplyDeleteBye!
DEREK!
ReplyDeleteAssassin's Creed 3 (Which is actually 5) is coming out in October!
It's set in 1773, American Revolution.
More info at
http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Assassin%27s_Creed_III
SO EXCITED! It looks absolutely stunning!
DEREK
ReplyDeleteDEREK
DEREK
YOU HAVE TO COME TO COUNTY ANTRIM!!
YOU DIDN'T COME TO NORTHERN IRELAND ON YOUR LAST TOUR!!
I know I met you in Edinburgh at the Book Festival, but my friends need and I mean NEED to meet you!!
BTW WHEN I READ TEOTW I LAUGHED SO MUCH!!
... >.< ...
ReplyDeleteI want that book so badly. WHY IS IT NOT ON AMERICAN AMAZON YET???
ReplyDeleteHey Ruby
ReplyDelete*hugs*
How're you??
Hello Star, have we met?? I'm not sure... Nice to meet you anyway :)
Derek, have you changed the comment layout again?? It's different now...
ReplyDeleteOh good, it's not just me. I thought I might be going even more insane.
ReplyDeleteHmm that's funny comments are disappearing on me
ReplyDeleteAhhhhh sorry to leave you alone, but I have to go do chores before my friend comes over >.< Bye!!!! (>^~^)>
ReplyDeleteWhen Death Bringer gets a little cheaper, I'll be buying it online.
ReplyDeleteI wish the books were available in India. You've got a couple of fans here too, Golden God! =D
Nj you here
ReplyDeleteI'm here for as long as the battery will take me.
ReplyDeleteWhich isn't particularly long...
ReplyDeleteFlame...?
ReplyDeleteHey..
ReplyDelete*kisses her*
I'm nearly done hoovering!!
That's good.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking I may end up sitting downstairs for half an hour charging my iTouch.
*wonders if she should*
ReplyDeleteEither way, it's going to die before I decide.
ReplyDeleteI have a flashlight, and I'm getting good at crewing downstairs, so it's worth a shot.
ReplyDeleteI still have the same song stuck inside my head....
ReplyDeleteAnd I have to go.
ReplyDeleteI just got my laptop and iPod yarn off mr for a week.
Well not taken off me yet. But they are banned.
So bye, for a week o suppose.
*hugs and kisses Sparky*
What!?
ReplyDelete*kisses Flame*
A week? Again?
On Sunday morning which is they day everyone's here?
That's... Aggravating...
Yeah, but Sunday in Oz is when it's the weekend everywhere.
ReplyDeleteO.o yay! World Book Day was fun for me....heheheheh did a Read-A-Thon ALL day! Then we got tormented with math work but it was fun YAY I GOING TO GO COMPLETE MY SP COLLECTION *is happy*
ReplyDeleteIt's a good point.
ReplyDeleteYep, again.
ReplyDeleteSo goodbye.
Maybe she won't take them off me like literally.
Maybe. Can you make chat, like Monday for me?
If I have the link...
ReplyDeleteGah! I don't have it.
ReplyDeleteAm...
Type in google when your on a laptop 'AquilaFelisChat' it should come up.
Now I have to go.
What's refreshing Ink?
ReplyDeleteOkay.
ReplyDeleteBye Flame.
But you just got that one!
ReplyDeleteWhy does the layout for comments look suddenly different? Or am i going int a different world? Cuz i could be going insane....
ReplyDeleteNo, they're different.
ReplyDeleteThen use the good one Ink.
ReplyDeleteI agree with your villans, Derek, especially 1 & 10, Because I love Harry Potter almost as much as Skulduggery! The last film was so epic and I cried when it was over (im such a nerd....)
ReplyDeleteBut, as always, books are MUCH MUCH MUCH better than the films. Who is YOUR favourite Harry Potter character? Mine is Ron. WEASLY IS OUR KING. AND DEREK IS OUR GOD. AND FLETCHER IS THE ANNOYING ONE.... AND VOLDEMORTS THE ONE WITH NO NOSE..... OK, I have to stop there.... :) xx Val xx
Thanks Sparky i know now i am not going completely insane! Lol idk im hyper today
ReplyDeleteyayyyy!!!! first page!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteValkyrie...my favorite from Harry Potter is Bellatrix. Yeah i know i seem to like the evil people..except in the Hunger Games i more or less am terrified of President Snow
ReplyDeleteI've never been this close to the top before (well, I almost got first when I wrote my first EVER comment back in January, but a stupid Australian person stole it from me. I got second... and NO the Australian was not anyone here)
ReplyDeleteOK, I'm new to blogging and commenting (but not in the slightest new to Derek's blog!) so will someone tell me
ReplyDeletea)What is with all the kissing?
b)How come you all seem to know each other? (did you just meet in a comments section?!)
c)What is up with the whole *Jumps in lake*?
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ReplyDelete*sighs*
ReplyDeletea) sparky and flame are getting blogmarried(yes, I know it's strange)
b) we all know each other 'cause we're all here
c) I DONT KNOW!!!!!
Skullbug, you kinda just jump in a go with it.
ReplyDeleteFlame and I are getting Blogmarried.
I like lakes!!!!! *runs and jumps in lake* just keep swimming swimmming HEHEHEHEEH
ReplyDeleteZafira... Omg, i forgot Bellatrix.
ReplyDeleteHow DARE i do that! Oh and Sirius! Once in school, (I mean 3,000) i deliberatly misspelled Serious to Sirus. True Story, Siriusly. :D
We did sod all on WBD... I actually forgot it was on, and only realised a day later!
ReplyDeleteBut i got TEOTW today :D Well chuffed. I sat on a rock IN the caledonian canal, reading it whilst eating cake. A few odd looks but hell it was fun :)
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I AM OW 16!!! B-day yesterday :) Along with Dr Seuss' which was nice to find out :) Though i've now had quite a lot of people informing me i can buy a chainsaw now, which is slightly worrying...
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And Omg, Derek. That photo looks sooooo awekward :/ All the boys seem to be thinking so too...
Derek!!!!!! help us, the comments keep dissapearing!
ReplyDeleteAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*jumps into FLAMING lake*
STAR!!!!!! your comments are popping in and out of the blog-reality... AVOID THE FACELESS ONES!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDOWN WITH THE LLAMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAhh!! Thank you! Finnally, ANSWERS!
ReplyDelete*Runs, screaming with joy, into lake*
Oh, and happy wedding. I got married when I was seven, but it didn't work out...terrible divorce...
skullbug, that is just strange... you got some issues
ReplyDeletewhere'd sparky go?
ReplyDeleteI don't have issues, I have tissues!
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteI was a runnaway bride...
ReplyDeleteodd...
ReplyDeleteHello Derek! :D Sounds like you've been busy, and are going to be busy! Yay excitement!
ReplyDeleteI see America is not on your tour list again :P Ah well. I suppose that as long as you make the trip across the pond eventually, it'll all be fine. Or maybe we'll all go visit you! Hehehe~
I think the inhabitants of Blogland have gone insane HEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH *keeps swimming in lake randomly singing E.T By Katy Perry*
ReplyDeleteZafira Kerias - Have you ever seen the music video for that song? It's...odd
ReplyDeleteYes i did see the music video i try to keep the images out of my head whenever i hear Kanye West's part in the song....thats why i got the version WITHOUT Kanye West singing
ReplyDeleteI have the version without Kanye West as well, and it improves the song so much!
ReplyDeleteHi guys!!
ReplyDeleteHas anyone seen WinterSpringPros version of ET?
Rim no i never did see it
ReplyDeleteSkullbug i agree without Kanye West the song is great
Watch it please it's amazing!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'll watch it right now! (Well, in a minute, I'm creating my profile now...)
ReplyDeleteI shall do so after i get home from Barnes and Nobles
ReplyDeleteIts not great but it's still funny!
ReplyDeleteI will see soon enough i dont really have the time to persuade the laptop to like me lol
ReplyDeleteI just read your list of top villains, Derek, and I have to say - I agree with the ones I know! Oh, how I hate Dolores Umbridge...
ReplyDeleteAnd, Derek, The End of the World is freaking AMAZING.
Have you read EOTW yet???
ReplyDeleteHow is everyone reading the list? The link hates me i cant seem to open it
ReplyDeleteSorry I'm going to go!!!
ReplyDeleteI JUST LOST THE GAME!!!
ReplyDeleteI had a spate moment and need to go again now.
*spare
ReplyDeletehi people of blog land
ReplyDeletenice to meet the ones i havent yet
and of course....
hello to you to golden god
?
ReplyDeleteDerek~
ReplyDeleteHello Derek. I am pleased to say that my birthday is approaching, so TEOTW is most probably forthcoming. Also, I have managed to get you three more Ameriminions, and my teacher said that next year, they may read SP book 1 for a class book... That means around 40 more minions. ANDDDD I'm going to my mate and mine's join-party as a mage. FTW :D
Oh, and by the way, I bought PWF on audio, and I must say, I've come to appreciate that book EVEN MORE. Having listening to it, all the jokes that's I've read Lord knows how many times over, are once again funny. Plus I hear jokes that I haven't mentioned before.
And, if possible, you need to come to the US possibly next year... It'd be worth it, promise!
~AD (Adrasdos Dark)
watz every one up 2?
ReplyDeletefirst
ReplyDeletefirst
ReplyDeletederek
ReplyDeletecan you come to wales sometime? nothing happens in south wales?
first
ReplyDeletefirst
ReplyDeletei didnt mean the last (?)
ReplyDeleteAh... whatever, I've got to go... hahaha star's comments are dissapearing... ... TOODLES!!!!!
ReplyDeleteO>O if Derek came to America i'd faint reading the blog xD
ReplyDeletecant w8 for book 7!!!!
ReplyDeletehi zafira
ReplyDeleteI actually still need to read TEOTW, because I'm reading another book, but as soon as I'm finished I'll read it I promise. I totally agree with your Villains list! Plus, If I don't get to see you when you come on tour in the UK I might die. OK Bye! :)
ReplyDeleteHi Chloe
ReplyDeleteive read teotw
ReplyDeletetwice it came earlier than expected
how r things?
ReplyDeleteand of corse hello to you to lilly
ReplyDeleteeveryone reading the end of the world....still waiting for Easter xD
ReplyDelete:)
ReplyDeleteim not thinkin of easter as i just got st davids day out of my system
Well Easter is when i might get The End Of The World :D so i need Easter to come faster
ReplyDeletecool
ReplyDeletei hope u will like it
i wont spoil it for you
lol thanks! Dont be Ali she kept spoiling DB and MC for me during Christmas break
ReplyDeletei dont like it when people spoil stuff for my aswell
ReplyDeletehave you seen the women in black?
Hey guys Is it possible to have a rainbow in an apocalypse? Just wanted to know
ReplyDeletehi
ReplyDeleteim not sure if thats possible?
and we wont find out either (hopefully)
Will you be coming to Canada? maybe North Vancouver? it's so annoying! Canadien isnt till April 20! not fair! it totally sucks! i'm sad now, no worries though i'm reading Dark Days!
ReplyDeleteis it possible that ghosts exist?
ReplyDeletei heard loads of YESs and NOs
i just want a straight foward answer!
hi guys :)
ReplyDeleteCanadien book day, concides with world book day...
ReplyDeletedoes anyone here support the idea of valduggery?
ReplyDeletecos i do!
i believe in them, i find it too unlikely that loads and loads of peeps r making it up. Google spiritulism...
ReplyDeletekk thnx 4 the advice
ReplyDeleteme and my mum believe but my dad....
i hate when ppl spoil...YAY OFF TO MALL TO GO HUNT DOWN THE FACELESS ONES hope the workers dont look at me like i have seven heads :D bye blogland!
ReplyDeletebyii zafira
ReplyDeleteBOO
ReplyDeletehi robin
ReplyDeletebeen ages since i have talked 2 u
cool!
ReplyDeletehi editorsarticle.blogspot
ReplyDeleteOh hey Chloe, how're you?
ReplyDeleteim fine
ReplyDeleteu?
have u read TEOTW?
About TEOTW, and since I'm still in the top 200 comments, Derek, what's your cat's name!? I know, random question, but I want to know!!
ReplyDeleteOkay, though I think my finger is broken... again
ReplyDeleteOf course, have you?
yep
ReplyDeleteit came early and i read it in the same night
while i wait for book7 im reading a discovery of witches which i got in a new york airport the other week
hope your finger is better
first?
first
ReplyDeletehello
ReplyDelete1st?
ReplyDeleteSounds cool Chloe and thanks
ReplyDeletedam it
ReplyDeleteHi Jakro
ReplyDeletethats ok
ReplyDeletesnowscar!!!!! I wanna first
ReplyDelete