Prepare for some Breaking News.
On Monday, on this Blog, I will be announcing the title of Book 7- which up to now has been known simply as "Paul". It will be an epic day to remember until the end of time, or for a few days afterwards (whichever comes first).
And in the interest of random topic changes, here's a picture.
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*tackles again*
*pulls Mist out of lake and throws him into the superdryer*
What the- ? OW!
*pulls him out-
Aw. I have to go. :((((((((((
I'll be back. *walks out like terminator*
*gets out of super dryer and rubs head*
*watches Eve and Zath*
*sighs and sits under the tree, writing my new story*
Aw. Bye Eve!
*hugs*
Hi again. I was actually here, sort of, but now I have to go... bye!
Oh.
Never mind.
*sighs again anyway and keeps writing*
Bye, Hope.
Bye Hope.
And bye Eve.
*sits down in hammock and continues writing Battle for Bolgland*
Make sure you post that story on your blog.
*looks up at the comments with Eve and Zath and sighs for a third time, then shakes head*
Writing.
*puts down story*
I can't think. Maybe if I started, like, acting it out it'd work better.
*looks at Sparky*
Why do you keep sighing?
Well, I'm in no mood for fighting.
Figure it out, I'm writing.
Why do I keep sighing?
...I'll e-mail you the reason...
OK.
Sent.
Checking, Sparky.
I'll comment now, Star.
Commented, Star. 3 Times.
Replied, Sparky.
*blushes*
That's such a stupid e-mail...
The one I sent...
I don't think so...
Awkward Silence Part 5
Sent the reply.
Ha! I got 666!
Why do I care? I don't know!
*continues shouting useless things*
Checking, Sparky...
Oh...OK then.
*goes awkwardly back to writing*
Yeah.
Sorry, that may- *coughs*
That was blunt.
Sorry...
No, that's OK...
No, I should be sorry.
Well, don't be. I understand how you feel...Well, actually I CAN'T, but I understand why you're like that. It's fine.
But I shouldn't be taking it out on you.
You didn't do anything.
*looks at Sparky*
It doesn't matter.
It does.
It really does.
I feel bad.
Well don't!
I don't feel put down or anything, you don't need to feel bad!
howdy mushroom people!
I have to go now. Will be back on in a few hours.
* vanishes*
yesterday, I read TEOTW... and it was good... then I tried to convince someone that they didn't exist
sparky, have you read TEOTW yet???
Her character is in it, of course she has!
I read it on the day it came out.
I got two copies.
Mt character is in it.
YES OF COUSRE I'VE BLOODY READ IT.
Wooowwwwoooooowwwwooooooo! I can't wait!Oooh! allow me to now begin throwing out possible titles...
. Book 7
. The Good (then the next one will be The Bad!)
. Evil Guy Strikes Back
. Pwned
. Awesomeinator
. Mr. Unpleasant (Skulman's Brother)
. The Apocolypse
. In Your Face
. Almost Done...
. Paul
. More Epic
. Death Taker
. Prepare for DOOM!
. Bad Guys and Good Guys
. Valkyrie
And now, I will predict the plot of the book... Here is an excerpt:
"The world ended in a big ball of fire not unlike the heavens had dropped a really big atom bomb on the world. Everyone died. Looks like that thing that I was planning for Book 8 can't happen now. Hmph. I guess you'll never know what the idea was. You would have liked it too!"
That is the whole book. All the rest is blank for you to express your unhappiness.
- Molly, rocking in a ball in the corner until Monday.
Huh... I got the Uk/ireland one and the deleted scenes were GREAT... plus I still got to doodle!!!
Oh! In other news, I've gotten the proof for my book! Ooh this is so exciting! I'm publishing a book! Woot Woot!
- Molly, doing the cabage patch as my dog looks at me like I'm nuts. Perhaps the animal is right.....
...OK, I really am going to go now.
*vanishes again*
That's AMAZING Molly!!!
Bye Zath!
someone should start yelling
...Why?
uhhh...
Wanna read the beginning of a new story Jak?
sure...
that lol was for the snow angel!
I have been around the world in a matter of seconds. I have learnt things that mortals can only dream about. I have seen things that would make any average human’s eyes melt. I have fought armies of monsters and emerged unscathed. I have done all this and more.
I am Sparky Braginski.
And this is my story.
I can’t move.
Run.
I can’t move.
Run!
My legs kick into gear, and suddenly I’m blurring down the corridor, away from-
Don’t think about it.
Running, right. Concentrate on running. One foot in front of the other.
Go, go, go!
I snap out of my thoughts into reality. Concentrate Sparky! Sparky. Sparky, Val, Blogland-
Concentrate!
I slap my forehead and keep running. I get too distracted. I turn a corner and hit a dead-end.
‘Oops.’
Other way!
‘Right, yeah.’ I turn and run back again looking for another exit. I turn left and sprint down the new corridor. I see an exit sign overhead.
‘Idiots.’
Morons.
‘Too right.’
Keep going.
‘Of course.’ I sprint forwards and look up. Doorway. Excellent. I aim at the door with my shoulder and slam into it. The doors crash open and I tumble out of the facility. I straighten out and claw at the grass to stop myself from rolling over the crest of the hill.
‘Ow…’ I say, getting up and rubbing the back of my head. A siren goes off behind me.
You aren’t done yet.
‘I know, I know!’ I dash down the hill and skid to a stop at the bottom. There is a huge wall. I run along the wall looking for a gate. I found one. It had to be four metres tall at least. Oh, and they were closed.
‘Great.’ I mumbled.
You have a brain. Use it!
‘Think, think!’ I hit my head over and over, trying to get an idea.
Ta daa!!!
nice... it works well in 1st person... kill something though
Don't tell me the italics voice is back again Sparky!
No.
I know exactly what the story is now.
I'm excited about it.
No, this is before Gerald.
Oh ok. That's good.
You had me worried for a second there.
huh... it'd be nice to keep the thing about the will in there though
...What Jakro?
SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!
... nevermind, it's from the original epilogue of skulduggery
Okay...
Thirteen days until The Hunger Games movie!
I'm going at midnight and wearing a mockingjay pin if it's the last thing I do!
Guten tag Eve!!
Aw. Miiiiiiist!
Guten tag Izz!!
GOODNIGHT!!!
*sighs* I missed Mist.
Hehe. Quote from Nix.
*grins*
How are the chickens Eve?
Scrumpadoochous, thanks for asking, Izz.
*gives Eve an 'almost death stare' and nearly growls*
...
*looks really apologetic and walks away*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ohUVRVoXtY
Watch this, anyone who hasn't.
...What's wrong, Sparky?
I love Cyanide and Happiness.
*looks back at Eve, does a sort of scowl/sorry-frown face and keeps walking away*
*stands there awkwardly*
Wunderbar Eve.
Scrumpadoochous is now my favourite word.
I love this video almost as much as I love Jake and Amir. :D
Ok I gotta go. Be back later today.
Auf wiedersehen!
*stops somewhere deep in the forest and sits under tree*
*sighs*
Bye Izz.
*looks for Sparky* What's wrong, Sparky? You can tell me.
*looks back at Eve*
...
...I-I'm going to go now...
*frowns*
I can't leave while Sparky is sitting under a tree deep in the forest, sighing.
Oh, Sparky, don't leave! :(
Sparky....:(
...
I don't want to-
Ya, bye....
*continues frowning*
Sparky what's wrong? What did Eve do?
Eve didn't do anything.
It's my brain that the problem.
Not Gerald?
*stands there helplessly* You ca tell me.
*can
*sits by tree*
*mumbles something*
...
E-mail...
Ok I'll leave you guys to sort it out.
Viel gluck. Servus!
Replied.
Seeya Izz.
Bye Izz.
*looks ahead, not at Eve and breathes out*
God, I'm so stupid...
Replied.
Replied.
...
*sighs*
I'm bitter.
I don't like being bitter.
It doesn't suit me...
Or, at least, I hope it doesn't.
No, bitter doesn't suit you. Suits me, you know that, but not you. Still, I can understand why you're bitter. And I don't blame you. You can yell at me anytime. For I have a will of iron and a fist of iron.
sparky, whats going on... don't be a sad panda!
*gives Jakro a full-on death stare*
*scowls*
*looks at Eve and stops scowling*
Will and Fist of Iron.
*gives Jakro a look* Calling someone a panda doesn't get you anywhere.
hey... don't go all "angry panda" on me
Stupid GoldenGodDamned laptop...
*smiles* Uh-huh. That's what friends are for, right?
And that's what laptops are for!
It's better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzRH3iTQPrk
*hugs Sparky* You'll see him soon.
What makes you say that?
*arches eyebrow and sits under tree again*
Ugh. Bad time. brb
KK Eve.
Hello... we look like zombies >:D
Val or Amanda?
Take a guess. I'm actually using some punctuation.
Val!
*smiles*
back
WB Eve.
val... Account?????
Okay. Sparky, you'll see him soon because Blogland will bering him here.
Hi Val.
*bring
...
I'm writing.
Okay.
Hey, does anyone know what that song is called that goes 'owayoway owayoway ah ah!'
Owayowe, owayowe,
Ah - ah!
Oweyowe, oweyeowe,
Ah - ah!
Jakro, I'm on my best friend's phone and this is her account. She's talking about noodles right now...
*jumps around*
I think it's Oh Africa...
By Akon?
oh... kill something now
No, that's not the one. I would sing it to you, but you see the difficulties...
Kill something? Gladly. *slashes Jakro's throat*
agggghhhh... no... heals self with giant turtle* kill like... a watermelon
*turns Jakro into a watermelon* *steps on him*
*laughs*
aaaaaggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! don't kill me in any form!!!
..Can I ask a question?
...Another one?
...Another two?
But I'm Ivy. I have to kill you.
no... you're val v. Ivy is purple
gotta go bye
Bye Eve.
Can I ask the freaking question?
*looks at Jakro doubtfully* ...Purple?
Hi GUYS!!! guess what?
I got my guitar! :D
QUESTION. CAN. I. ASK. IT???
what question
That's awesome Hope!
Yes Sparky
Would you guys consider Blogland a country or a planet?
Cause I'd like to make it a country.
First!
First!
irstf
It's PINK!
...I didn't choose by the color... I chose by the size and weight.
*mumbles about a guy who took the one I wanted in the first place*
That one was red! Dark red! and he got it before I could!
maybe I could post about it on my blog.
I would say that's great Hope, but I despise pink in all it's forms.
Dark red would've been awesome.
I know! I was going to get it but the other guy took it first! Ugh... I'm going to post a pic of it on my blog... maybe if you see it... it will look okay... i hope...
Val, the question was aimed at you...
HELLO!?!?!?!?!?
http://lavenderhopestoryblog.blogspot.com/
the guitar post...
What happened to Jakro and Val?
*blushes* Sorry, me and Amanda are doing something... girly.
VALKYRIE V. CAIN ANSWER THE FREAKING QUESTION.
Val, I got a guitar!
http://lavenderhopestoryblog.blogspot.com/
It's a demension, not a country or planet
I think of it as a country though...
*kicks the laptop*
Stupid lump of metal and plastic...
*sigh*
my dad is weird... he likes pink...
he says my guitar is "cute"
...
*chokes* agh... never breath with your mouth around nail polish remover...
Ugh... I feel like I'm gonna die... this smells so bad... we have to get out of this room...
Sparky?
...who are you saying thank you to?
Bye... we have to charge the phone...
Bye Val.
SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!
Is Mist here?
Like, a universe?
That doesn't make m life easy...
Could it be, a country in the multiverse of SP?
And chat is another country and the forums and so on and so forth?
And the real world could be like... the moon?
*sees that Val left*
GOLDENGODF*CKINGDAMMIT!
Whats chat?
Hi Eve! I got a guitar.
http://lavenderhopestoryblog.blogspot.com/
I said holler!
HELLO EVE!!!
*kicks rock so hard it lands on other side of the lake*
Commented!
*ducks under rock like in Matrix*
Wait....did they do that in the Matrix?
HELLO SPARKY!!!
*goes to pick up a rock and throw it but stops*
Or, Blogland could be what I said it is or the purposes of my story, and it doesn't need to be the original application of the...
I knew where I was headed when I started that sentence...
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem.
*picks up rock and throws it anyway*
*grins at eve's comment*
that would be interesting.
*draws red hearts on hand with Smiggle pen* *smells hand* Mmm.
Hey, Lav, do you know what smiggle is?
*stops*
Look at my awesome Calvin and Hobbes teenified pic.
Bask in its incredibleness.
I don't LIKE Calvin and Hobbes.
ESPECIALLY when they're teenified.
Everything is ruined when it's teenified.
Like RugRats.
*looks mock-hurt*
How dare you say you don't like Calvin and Hobbes?
How DARE you?
Sorry, that's just the way things are.
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