Friday, March 9, 2012

Breaking News

And the Breaking News is...

Prepare for some Breaking News.

On Monday, on this Blog, I will be announcing the title of Book 7- which up to now has been known simply as "Paul". It will be an epic day to remember until the end of time, or for a few days afterwards (whichever comes first).

And in the interest of random topic changes, here's a picture.


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bluebird said...

alright, bye! *hugs*

Sparky Braginski said...

*rolls eyes at Darquesse*

Shads, you still here?

Sparky Braginski said...

Dang, that's a no.

BYE SHADS!!!

Anonymous said...

stop rolling you eyes at me!

Sparky Braginski said...

...No.

*rolls eyes again, then scowls*

bluebird said...

o damn, calm down *stands in the middle of them*

Anonymous said...

hi! still Darquesse, just fancied a change.
*rolls eyes and scowls even more*

bluebird said...

good, :)

bluebird said...

what happened anyway??

Sparky Braginski said...

*glowers*

Meh.

Anonymous said...

i dunno

Anonymous said...

heh heh heh. meet my pet.
*unlocks cage and vampire runs at Sparky*

bluebird said...

forget about it then..... r u new to the blog??

Anonymous said...

yeah, i just joined today

Sparky Braginski said...

*pulls out Malhaora and slices vampires head off*

Nice try.

bluebird said...

*Beats vampire away with 1 flash of her hand* ???

bluebird said...

oh i ws too late.... sorry for not saving u sparky

Sparky Braginski said...

*Makhaira.

bluebird said...

meet my pet *a kraken, jumps out of the water*

Anonymous said...

uh oh....

bluebird said...

dont worry, it only kills on my command :)

bluebird said...

*krakens goes back into lake*

Anonymous said...

eek! don't command it!

bluebird said...

its gone *laughs*

Sparky Braginski said...

*growls at laptop*

bluebird said...

sparky?? u still there?

Anonymous said...

ha ha. now that the krakens gone i have my chance. meet my freind. a child of the spider.
*spiders run at sparky and bluebird*

AndrewTheNerd said...

Derek, you need to employ me (Andrew Beattie), Becky Allaker and Joe Elms as official defenders of the SP Facebook page. We save our team members, we saved Joe from trollville. We are currently trying to get revenge on the trollmaster or what he did to Becky, i'm Benedict Cumberbatch so Becky married me and now we're all in Joe's Toilet. Don't. Ask.

bluebird said...

oh, yes u r :) im going, dont u 2 fight while im gone, or u'll regret it later *vanishes*

bluebird said...

oh, yes u r :) im going, dont u 2 fight while im gone, or u'll regret it later *vanishes*

bluebird said...

ehhh no u dont!! *kraken returns*

Sparky Braginski said...

*sees spiders and shrieks*

GET THEM AWAY!

GET THEM AWAY NOW!!!!!!!

bluebird said...

*laughs, then disappears again* be nice to my billy bob,

bluebird said...

(my kraken is called billy bob btw)

Sparky Braginski said...

*climbs up tree and electrocutes any spiders that get too close*

Anonymous said...

heh heh heh. uh oh... the kraken.... aaaaaaaaaaaaa!
*runs*

bluebird said...

*comes back again* i hav decided i cant leave because its all too exciting here

bluebird said...

Billy Bob play nice

*Billy Bob lys back in water, keeping an eye on everything*

Sparky Braginski said...

KEEP THE SPIDERS AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

*gets wooden plank and tries to fend of kraken*

bluebird said...

ok remember now that i am going and never coming back for at least 20 minutes that billy bob will be watching u very carefully!!! it will protect sparky, like it does me!!! *vanishes*

Anonymous said...

*calls spiders back* is that kraken gone now?.... i think i'll just cower behind this tree

bluebird said...

*btw billybob kills spiders sparky*

bluebird said...

*Billy Bob is watching from the lake* dont worry sparky, Billy Bob will kill all spiders bye!

Sparky Braginski said...

The kraken will attack if you hurt me.

Or bring out any more spiders.

Anonymous said...

*starts to nibble anteater* umm... ah! it moved! *squeal!*

Anonymous said...

*scowls*

Anonymous said...

*runs for cover of a barn* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
oh
it didn't chase me...
het hem...
well... i wasn't scared anyway

Sparky Braginski said...

...*is staring at the child of the spider*

Get rid of them and I'll get out of the tree.

Anonymous said...

i'm going to sleep in this barn*, safe from the kraken. goodnight


*i'm actually going to bed now byee

TeganJade said...

Oh, hello there :) First comment from me XD Finally was actually bothered to create a blog of my own and comment on Derek's :)
My mother does this exact thing to me.

Anonymous said...

ps: i will be back. oh yes. i will be back

Anonymous said...

pps: gets rid of child of the spider

Anonymous said...

bye for last time. see you tomoz mabey. byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Sparky Braginski said...

*climbs down tree*

saku said...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! And that picture made me LOL so hard... :D

Robin Snowscar said...

*sings joyously* A new title! YES! I love the picture also *grins*

Sparky Braginski said...

*tackles Robin*

Hallo!!!

Robin Snowscar said...

Boo!

Sparky Braginski said...

Already gotcha!!!

Robin Snowscar said...

Why was I going to think Lynxia was heartless and unstable?

Sparky Braginski said...

Don't worry, I don't think she would want me to tell you...

Robin Snowscar said...

*frowns* I did read the last page

Sparky Braginski said...

Then you would already know.

Sparky Braginski said...

I don't think Shads would want us to talk about it...

Robin Snowscar said...

*shrugs* Sounds like an average Tuesday to me

Sparky Braginski said...

*shrugs*

I felt like doing something like that last week.

It might've had something to do with a group of girls talking about me from around a corner.

They didn't know I was standing there.

I was really...Angry/Hurt/Depressed...

Robin Snowscar said...

I had that one of my closest friends called me stuck up among other things, that fight wasn't very pretty

Sparky Braginski said...

The laptop has my response to that.

It'll post eventually.

Robin Snowscar said...

Sure, I gotta go soon, it's getting late

Sparky Braginski said...

...Huh.

The only fight I've ever had with Hayley would't count as a fight.

We're in different school houses.

We were having a huge argument over which house was better.

No, what made me angry was I was walking and I heard one of the evil girls in my year say:

'Why does she call herself Sparky? That's so lame.'

Which nearly made me step out and rip her hair out when another one said:

'And she's always freaking out about that stupid book series... Skulduggery Pleasant. Sounds like garbage.'

Which made me super mad. And then one said:

'She was yelling about a thing she did in the holidays, about, like, a competition or something. God, she's so conceited.'

That really hurt...

Sparky Braginski said...

I kinda hope you read that...

Robin Snowscar said...

They never say it to your face though which makes them cowards. I get very confrontational when people bad mouth me. Very very confrontational when it's my friends. No one messes with my family, they die.

Sparky Braginski said...

They should die.

If I was in year six when that happened I would've gone completely bonkers.

Very completely bonkers.

Sparky Braginski said...

Robin, would you like to read something quickly?

Robin Snowscar said...

I have literally 2 minutes

Sparky Braginski said...

Then I'll never mind.

Have a good sleep!

Forest said...

i changed my pic!!!!!

Robin Snowscar said...
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Sparky Braginski said...

Gallifray?

Tenth Doctor?

I approve.

Amanda Moore/China Sorrows, now Zinnia Batty said...

Yes! The title!

Robin Snowscar said...

Nah shoot Sparky just no promise of an after comment :/

Hiya

Sparky Braginski said...

Hi Amanda!

Forest said...

yes, yes you should!!!!:)

Sparky Braginski said...

Okay....

Sparky Braginski said...

I have been around the world in a matter of seconds. I have learnt things that mortals can only dream about. I have seen things that would make any average human’s eyes melt. I have fought armies of monsters and emerged unscathed. I have done all this and more.

I am Sparky Braginski.

And this is my story.







I can’t move.
Run.
I can’t move.
Run!
My legs kick into gear, and suddenly I’m blurring down the corridor, away from-
Don’t think about it.
Running, right. Concentrate on running. One foot in front of the other.
Go, go, go!
I snap out of my thoughts into reality. Concentrate Sparky! Sparky. Sparky, Val, Blogland-
Concentrate!
I slap my forehead and keep running. I get too distracted. I turn a corner and hit a dead-end.
‘Oops.’
Other way!
‘Right, yeah.’ I turn and run back again looking for another exit. I turn left and sprint down the new corridor. I see an exit sign overhead.
‘Idiots.’
Morons.
‘Too right.’
Keep going.
‘Of course.’ I sprint forwards and look up. Doorway. Excellent. I aim at the door with my shoulder and slam into it. The doors crash open and I tumble out of the facility. I straighten out and claw at the grass to stop myself from rolling over the crest of the hill.
‘Ow…’ I say, getting up and rubbing the back of my head. A siren goes off behind me.
You aren’t done yet.
‘I know, I know!’ I dash down the hill and skid to a stop at the bottom. There is a huge wall. I run along the wall looking for a gate. I found one. It had to be four metres tall at least. Oh, and they were closed.
‘Great.’ I mumbled.
You have a brain. Use it!
‘Think, think!’ I hit my head over and over, trying to get an idea.

Robin Snowscar said...

Hehe awesome :3

Sparky Braginski said...

*reads my comment*

*winces*

Sparky Braginski said...

What, my story?

Forest said...

when it finished?

Amanda Moore/China Sorrows, now Zinnia Batty said...

Hello! This is Val

Sparky Braginski said...

Val!?

Forest said...

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr............... you must finish story sparky!!!!!

ps theres a word limit!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

...???

What!???

Robin Snowscar said...

No, how bananas look in pink dresses, yes your story!

I must run, sorry!

Forest said...

GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRR..................................... RWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amanda Moore/China Sorrows, now Zinnia Batty said...

I'm at Amanda's. We're watching tv. We WERE watching Doctor Who, but the episode finished...


HIYA SPARKY!

Eve the ROCK said...

Aw:( I didn't get first page.

But thank you for mentioning me Mist!

I can't wait for Monday!!!!!!!

Lavender Hope said...

*comes in quickly to say*

My grandpa is crazy! He gives me a weekly allowance and guess how much?

Sparky Braginski said...

Bye Robin, thanks for making me laugh!!!

Robin Snowscar said...

Obviously as soon as I leave everyone comes on -.-

bye!

Sparky Braginski said...

How much Hope?

Read the story Val!

Hi Eve!!!

Forest said...

wicth epasode!!!

Lavender Hope said...
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Sparky Braginski said...

OMGG THAT'S SO MUCH MONEY!!!!!!!!

Amanda Moore/China Sorrows, now Zinnia Batty said...

What story? The one in the comment?

Forest said...

50$!!!!!!:-0 *jaw falls open!!!!!!!!*

Sparky Braginski said...

Yes that story Val!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Sparky!!!

Oah, that's a lot, Lavender.

Lavender Hope said...

I got like, one hundred dollars already cuz of him... I know!

Amanda Moore/China Sorrows, now Zinnia Batty said...

Already read it. I knew you would ask! You mentioned me in it... :D

Forest said...

the story stops when he/you gets to the gate!!!!

Zathract Mist said...

I'm here!

Wait I have to go again. Bye!!

Sparky Braginski said...

Yeah, I did mention you.

*reads over it again*

That's actually what goes on inside my head.

I'm strange...

Lavender Hope said...

I think i'll use it to get a guitar... or a bike... or-

okay, too much blabbing...


got to go now... REALLY! I shouldn't even be here in the first place...

bye...

Eve the ROCK said...

Aw. Bye Mist.

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye lav

Amanda Moore/China Sorrows, now Zinnia Batty said...

Hey sparky... I started the story, I think, and basically Ivy, Zinnia, and Hayley have to meet up with you, but Hayley is stuck with driving us... *evil grin* and she's losing her mind...

bluebird said...

hello?/

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Star!

Forest said...

i wish i got 50$ for a WEEKLY alowenc!!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

Yep, that sounds right Val.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi bluebird!

Val, am I in the story?

Eve the ROCK said...

Damn you, Forest. Next time let ME get first page!

Forest said...

digya know derek said whenever somebody coments an angles wings fall off!!!!!!!!

bluebird said...

thats not very nice

bluebird said...

ewwwwww

bluebird said...

joking!

Amanda Moore/China Sorrows, now Zinnia Batty said...

Eve, yes, you will be. But there's only about 7 people total, because I just can't use too many people...

Eve the ROCK said...

I think he just doesn't want us filling up his blog. ;)

Sparky Braginski said...

...But I'm in it, right?

Amanda Moore/China Sorrows, now Zinnia Batty said...

Sparky, are you really asking?! Duh, of course you're in it!

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh, good. Pachow pachow! *continues to make pachow noises*

Forest said...

look i went crazy cause iv olny been commenting for 3 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and known about the blog for 2 weeks!!!!!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

And that is why I say, "Damn you", Forest. I've ALWAYS wanted to get Derek to know moi.

Forest said...

byeeee!!! *hugs all around*

Eve the ROCK said...

Byeeeeee Forest

Amanda Moore/China Sorrows, now Zinnia Batty said...

Grrr... comment window...

Amanda Moore/China Sorrows, now Zinnia Batty said...

IT SHUT AGAIN!

Sparky Braginski said...

Poor you Val.

*sits up suddenly*

Why am I being so bitter?

Eve the ROCK said...

Misty, come baaaaack! Pretty pretty please with a live chicken on top!

Sparky, remember when you told me there was no WAY you were going to get married?

Amanda Moore/China Sorrows, now Zinnia Batty said...

Amanda's brother threw a crown at me!

Lavender Hope said...

Yay! today I'm getting my own guitar! the first step in playing a guitar is........... owning one.

I use my dad's, but his feels too big for me. So i'm going to get one and once I can play that song, I'll post it on my blog!










*sigh*

yeah, I know! I'm breaking my own rule... tomorrow i'll start it. So I won't have my computer on....



*sigh*

Sparky Braginski said...

Yeah Eve?

bluebird said...

hiya *hugs* night every1!"

Eve the ROCK said...

Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiist! I'm soooooooorrry!

Eve the ROCK said...

Look where you are NOW, Sparky. I can't believe you lied to me.

Hiya Blue!

Sparky Braginski said...

I think I might be going now...

Sparky Braginski said...

*looks at Eve*

I know.

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh. Aw. Well, bye, Sparky?

Eve the ROCK said...

Grrrrrr! Whydntcha just tell me you were gonna get married?

Gabriel said...

Yes!! BOOK 7!!

Sparky Braginski said...

No, I'm staying.

Go on Eve.

Lavender Hope said...

*groans*
school...

Oh yeah, Eve...

school isn't the only reason I have to leave... read the last page... I think it was there...


Hi Star!

Sparky Braginski said...

I'll get to it Ink.

Promise.

Sparky Braginski said...

*hugs Hope*

Take care.

Sparky Braginski said...

FIRE!!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

Hah!

Lol, no, it's snowing.

Sparky Braginski said...

SNOWING!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

*runs in circles then falls over and makes a snow angel*

Sparky Braginski said...

OH NOES, IT'S WINGS FELL OFF!!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

FITSR!!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

...Oops...

Lavender Hope said...

fitsr? fit-ser? fit-sir? fit-star?

*grins*
joking. :P

Sparky Braginski said...

Shut up Hope!

*pushes her into the lake*

Eve the ROCK said...

Whaddya mean 'go on'? That's it!

Gabriel said...

mY STORY FAILS@!!|

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Gab.

Hmmm.

*hides In shadows*

Gabriel said...

Hi Eve. And Sparky.

Lavender Hope said...

*gets pushed into the lake*

eeeekkk!




*climbs out, turns into a dog and shakes dry*

Lavender Hope said...

*changes back*

yeah, for those who don't remember, I am an animal shape-shifter!

Sparky Braginski said...

I dedicate this page to my LAPTOP STOPPING SPAZZING OUT!!!!!!!!!

Lavender Hope said...

I'll comment soon Star!

Eve the ROCK said...

No problem

Zathract Mist said...

DEATHONIC NIGHTMARE, I'm back!

Eve the ROCK said...

Mist!!!!!! *hugs*

Eve the ROCK said...

Sorrrrrrrry about last night, mum rudely turned off the Internet without warning.

Sparky Braginski said...

Ink, comment so I can go to your blogger profile!!!

Zathract Mist said...

*hugs back*

That's OK. I dedicated another page to you though so now I'm back where I started from last night.

*grins*

And I mentioned you on the first page of this post at 2 in the morning.

Adra Cruciatus said...

Derek-
I lost Death Bringer
DAMMIT
-Adrasdos

Eve the ROCK said...

I saw! Thank you!

Sparky Braginski said...

*thinks*

Hell, it's my page.

I also dedicate it to Zath for Eve!

Three times!

Zathract Mist said...

*scans through previous comments*

Lynxia, I don't think you're unstable. Well, not anymore than I already thought you were.
Just kidding. But really, I'm sure that people dislocate people's ribs and noses all the time!

Zathract Mist said...

...No...

Eve the ROCK said...

*raises hand* I did that to a live chicken once.

Sparky Braginski said...

*smiles evilly at Zath and then high-fives Eve*

Eve the ROCK said...

Hehehehehehe.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hehehehehehe.

Zathract Mist said...

I'm still leading by 2 though, you can't dedicate three times!

Eve the ROCK said...

Oops, double comments. Thanksies, Sparrrrrrrky!

Eve the ROCK said...

Yeah, well.......

*eats live chicken*

Zathract Mist said...

*growls and tackles Eve into lake*'

*again*

Sparky Braginski said...

It's my page, isn't it?

Or would you rather I do this:

For Eve, I dedicate this page to:

1. Zathract.

2. Zathract.

3. Zathract.

Zathract Mist said...

Yes, but it isn't how many TIMES it's dedicated, it how many pages has been dedicated.

Zathract Mist said...

*have

Zathract Mist said...

Awkward Silence Part 4

Eve the ROCK said...

....dammit, he's right.

Zathract Mist said...

Yes I am.

*slashes around stupidly in lake*

Sparky Braginski said...

...

Well, she's still got another one.

Eve the ROCK said...

No silence is awkward when you're here mist!

New corn.

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