And I've just been going through the comments marked as "Spam"- even though none of them were spam. For some reason, at various times Blogger reckons you might be spamming the comments section and so doesn't show what you've written (which might explain some missing posts). But I was going through it and I found a message from Teena, my Thai translator. Hi Teena! I think translating the short stories is a lovely idea, and you're so good to even offer to do it. You might have to check with the publisher that it's ok to go ahead, but you absolutely have my permission (if you haven't changed your mind by now...)
And, because no short Blog post is complete without a picture, here's a little doggy.
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Robin, you can call me Sparks.
Flame, you can not all me Sparks.
*blushes*
Two olds are coolz
I'll call you Sparky, it's fine same amount of letters to type it just flows better when I say it xD
That's like taking away my... Youngness.
Sparks.
*Runs to auntie nj for safety*
...K.
*scowls at Flame*
Watch it dick.
Flame *eye roll* No. Bad.
*sticks out tounge at sparky*
Hehe.
*runs to Robin and hugs her*
*nudges play doh into sparky's hair*
Oops. *runs to nj again*
...
F*ck this.
*leaves, pulling play doh out of hair*
*flicks Flame on the nose* No.
Sparky stay!
Just electrocute him, I have no objections
Auntie NJ??
Since when Have I been an Auntie??
*is completely Befuddled*
Fine.
*walks back in and grips Flame's hair*
Twerp.
*shocks him for three long seconds*
Done!
*smiles and high-fives Robin*
I'm going to make myself a big bowl of miso soup and a lemon honey tea.
Brb.
Good one Sparky.
Now, Flame be nice to Sparky.
*cries hair smouldering*
*cries*
And
*cries*
And now I wait for the kettle to boil.
Don't be mean then Flame
I'm bored
MUFFIN ANYONE?
*stomps off*
No thanks.
*groans, holding head*
Take pain killers then child!
No.
I can't swallow pills.
ChIldren can't take painkillers idiot.
it's called calpol stoopid.
I'm having my tea and soup.
You should try and swallow the or mash 'em up and put them in a drin it's nasty but it works
*drink
And I don't have any.
Sparky *shakes head* silly girl I g2g I'm tired.
Bye Robin.
Hello sparky.
Hello sparky.
*looks at Flame, walks into room next room and comes back with pepper spray*
Hello sparky.
I'm 2 no pepper spray.
*throws a no pepperspary sign at sparky.*
*fries no pepper spray sign*
Watch it. Teenager.
*scowls*
I'm 2 years old. *gets ready to throw a tantrum*
umma go asleep.
Hope you have a good dy, well being bored.
Bye.
*puts bag of ice on head*
*melts ice*
hehe. *watches as sparks dries her hair.*
Dude. Why?
*shrugs*
Felt like it.
Ugh.
*wrings out hair*
*Sings a song*
*throws microphone at Flame*
*bellows song into microphone*
Hey there sparks let's dance.
*grabs sparks and spins her around.
Fine.
*smiles at Flame*
If your going to be like that...
*smiles and hugs Flame, grinning*
*pushes sprky away*
no shockinbh
Swearsies I won't.
My love.
*eyes twinkle*
*gets ready to burn her*
Seriously no shocking.
*embraces sparky*
I swear I won't!
*clings to Flame*
*clings to sparky*
*clings to sparky*
*smiles back*
*nuzzles nose against Flame's*
*kisses sparky's forehead*
*smiles again and hugs Flame*
*whispers to sparky*
Will you Marry me?
How about asking to go steady first.
*taps Flame's nose and giggles*
hey why?
*kisses sparky and then rubs nose against her neck*
hey why?
*kisses sparky and then rubs nose against her neck*
*kisses him back*
Because I don't want to get blog married.
But you want a relationship?
*wraps arms around her waist and sways gently to the wind*
Techinacally we are married.
And technically I never agreed to that marriage. So it never happened (epic Princess Bride quote).
*kisses Flame and stares into his eyes, smiling*
*stares back intensely*
You know, I don't actually know what's happening, but I like it.
*Brushes sparky's hair from her eyes.*
I may have just realised that I do too...
*kisses Flame again*
So... What happens next?
Idk.
What does happen?
Are we together? Or is this a one time thing?
*wraps hands around sparky's neck, and kisses her again*
Depends.
*giggles*
Do you want it to be a one time thing?
*hugs Flame again*
Definitely not.
*hugs her back*
Y'know, I would die of laughter If val came on.
*let's go of Sparky and holds her hand*
Let's go to the bench by the lake.
That would actually be pretty awkward for me, but it would be funny.
Sure.
*smiles sweetly and kisses Flame again*
*giggles*
*puts his arm around Sparky's shoulder.*
Hm. This is nothing I've ever felt, you know that?
*Kisses sparky's temple*
*smiles, then frowns*
What about Robin?
What about Robin?
*smiles at Sparky*
*sits down, Sparky's hand on his knee.*
*smiles again*
I mean, did you feel like this with Robin?
*kisses him*
No, it was completely different actually.
With her, well I did love her, but it was always the same thing.
But with you, *kisses her*, it isn't. It's more. It's free and fun. There's like there is a two way connection.
Do you know what I mean?
*let's Sparky cuddle into him*
...
I'll accept that.
*smiles and kisses him*
I told you I wasn't going to shock you...
So, is this real?
Steady? Reoccurring?
And?....
Are you?
*kisses her back*
Wait, do you like this?
Yes.
Of course.
Why is it, for you?
Cos' it is for me.
In realatiin to the real comment.
*hugs sparky tightly*
Cool.
*lies down, with my head in Flame's lap, looking up at his face*
God, you're beautiful.
What did you mean by, you promised not to shock me?
*strokes hand through her hair*
How are you?
Great. My head hurts a little less now.
At the beginning of this conversation.
*points at previous comments*
Oh really?
*kisses sparky on the forehead*
I never thought in the slightest, this would ever happen.
And I hope we will do this again some time.
I do too.
Soon.
*sits up and kisses him*
*rests head on Flame's shoulder*
What colour are your eyes in real life?
Or here.
Blue. Yours?
*smiles*
This is nice.
I can just imagine someone reading these comments too surprised to comment.
Hazel/Green/Brown.
They change, but they're mostly Hazel.
Pale or dark?
Eyes.
Me too...
*kisses sparky nose*
They are just beautiful.
So are you.
Your eyes are pretty too.
*smiles and lies on grass, looking at the clouds*
*joins her*
It's half one in the morning here.
*sighs* you know what that means?
I'll have to go soon.
And, I just wanted to say. Sorry.
Aw...Flame's leaving soon...
Sorry about what?
*rolls onto side, so I'm facing Flame, then leans over him and kisses his forehead*
*rolls on to his side and kisses her back*
For all the mean things I've did. Like mushing playdoh into your hair, and locking you into that cage.
It's cool.
I'm sorry too.
*kisses him back, passionately*
*wraps his arms around her neck and kisses back passionately and firmly*
*eyes twinkle as I let him continue kissing me*
This is really nice Flame.
*takes a break to talk*
And y'know the best thing?
It's spontaneous and nice.
*continues kissing her twice As passionately as before*
*wraps arms around Flame's neck and joins in*
That it is.
I could count this a first date.
*rolls over so sparky Is on top of him*
*continues to kiss*
*kisses him on last time then gets up*
I need to go.
I'm really sorry.
*grabs Flame's hands and pulls him up*
Goodbye kiss?
*kisses him passionately*
Sorry.
Bye!
Aww.
*grabs her before she goes*
*kisses her, crushing her lip with his, pushing his mouth in further, french kissing her*
Bye.
Aw...
*hugs him tightly, then disappears*
Bye.
*slumps to ground, with a slight sparkling smile on his face*
And I doubt anyone else will come on as its 20 to 2 in the morning.
*waves to blogland happily*
Bye.
I'm on my iTouch now.
*sits on Flame's lap and kisses him*
Damn.
Oh well, I'll go then.
No I'm here.. No!!
Sparky?!?
Hello... I'm not really here...
Val. V. Cain.
Don't read the last few comments. At all.
Val. V. Cain.
Don't read the last few comments. At all.
Sparky, please be here.
Please!
*reads comments* *pales* Oh no. Oh no no no no no no. *covers face with hands* Oh no. This is not good. This is not good at all. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.
What isn't?
*points to the 'Sparky and Flame' moments* That isn't good. That is going to make me have a heart attack.
I need to have a word with Sparky...
Ugh... I... I'm...
I'm leaving. Bye.
Val. No. You don't.
Fine then. Overeact bye.
Don't even feel happy for your friends.
Hi Val!
*smiles*
It's real, trust me.
*kisses Flame*
But I do need to go.
Val, I know you'll read this- You are my best friend here, and I will support you in anything you do.
Even if that means..
Us having to end?
*kisses sparky back* Don't leave.
Please?
Ignore me again...
Val, please believe me.
Uh oh. BYE!!!
*kisses Flame*
Sparky? What should she believe?
Don't email and theN. Leave me vague.
Sparky.. *goes and holds her hand*
You ok?
Sparky, check your email. And I'll be brutally honest here - I didn't expect this from you. Ever.
WHY DO THIS? HMM? WHY WOULD YOU EVER IN A MILLION YEARS DO THIS?
Goodbye. I have to say, I'm in a not-so-great mood right now.
*kisses Sparky back*
We need to sync or timings, uh?
Thanks Val. Thanks.
Alot. I'm just the guy who you hate, that your friend likes?
Like come on Val. I didnt expect that from you.
At least try to be supportive. And yes, of course just direct me as the wrong part of the relationship.
So thats it?
Okie. See you tomorrow sparky!
*hugs and kisses*
Hehe.
Hehe.
10 comments till new page may as well get then..
I dedicate first of page to my;
New blog family. Kallista and Octa and Gep.
Kal and Octa thank you For adopting me. And Gep, I'm now your little brother, *grins* thisll be fun.
xx
And to Sparky. This will explain it, I hope. *kisses Sparky softly and tenderly* Hope to see you soon. *hugs*
XX
And well that's it. ^^
I dedicate first of page to my;
New blog family. Kallista and Octa and Gep.
Kal and Octa thank you For adopting me. And Gep, I'm now your little brother, *grins* thisll be fun.
xx
And to Sparky. This will explain it, I hope. *kisses Sparky softly and tenderly* Hope to see you soon. *hugs*
XX
And well that's it. ^^
I dedicate first of page to my;
New blog family. Kallista and Octa and Gep.
Kal and Octa thank you For adopting me. And Gep, I'm now your little brother, *grins* thisll be fun.
xx
And to Sparky. This will explain it, I hope. *kisses Sparky softly and tenderly* Hope to see you soon. *hugs*
XX
And well that's it. ^^
I dedicate first of page to my;
New blog family. Kallista and Octa and Gep.
Kal and Octa thank you For adopting me. And Gep, I'm now your little brother, *grins* thisll be fun.
xx
And to Sparky. This will explain it, I hope. *kisses Sparky softly and tenderly* Hope to see you soon. *hugs*
XX
And well that's it. ^^
I dedicate first of page to my;
New blog family. Kallista and Octa and Gep.
Kal and Octa thank you For adopting me. And Gep, I'm now your little brother, *grins* thisll be fun.
xx
And to Sparky. This will explain it, I hope. *kisses Sparky softly and tenderly* Hope to see you soon. *hugs*
XX
And well that's it. ^^
I dedicate first of page to my;
New blog family. Kallista and Octa and Gep.
Kal and Octa thank you For adopting me. And Gep, I'm now your little brother, *grins* thisll be fun.
xx
And to Sparky. This will explain it, I hope. *kisses Sparky softly and tenderly* Hope to see you soon. *hugs*
XX
And well that's it. ^^
I dedicate first of page to my;
New blog family. Kallista and Octa and Gep.
Kal and Octa thank you For adopting me. And Gep, I'm now your little brother, *grins* thisll be fun.
xx
And to Sparky. This will explain it, I hope. *kisses Sparky softly and tenderly* Hope to see you soon. *hugs*
XX
And well that's it. ^^
I dedicate first of page to my;
New blog family. Kallista and Octa and Gep.
Kal and Octa thank you For adopting me. And Gep, I'm now your little brother, *grins* thisll be fun.
xx
And to Sparky. This will explain it, I hope. *kisses Sparky softly and tenderly* Hope to see you soon. *hugs*
XX
And well that's it. ^^
I dedicate first of page to my;
New blog family. Kallista and Octa and Gep.
Kal and Octa thank you For adopting me. And Gep, I'm now your little brother, *grins* thisll be fun.
xx
And to Sparky. This will explain it, I hope. *kisses Sparky softly and tenderly* Hope to see you soon. *hugs*
XX
And well that's it. ^^
I dedicate first of page to my;
New blog family. Kallista and Octa and Gep.
Kal and Octa thank you For adopting me. And Gep, I'm now your little brother, *grins* thisll be fun.
xx
And to Sparky. This will explain it, I hope. *kisses Sparky softly and tenderly* Hope to see you soon. *hugs*
XX
And well that's it. ^^
Mr. Landy Do you watch Doctor Who?
And, mar, she is also my sister ^^
Hello?
...
Hi?
Hello?
I think I may have annoyed Val...
The thingy with Flame.
Come back on either of you.
Actually, annoyed is a heavy understatement.
Hello?
Hi
Sorry.
How would you discribe it?
Um... hi... I feel kind of awkward right now.
Hi Sparky!
I was reading an article.
Incandesence, why?
Oh! and Sparky, I LOVE your Echo story. It's super cool and I keep looking forward to each new part. Two thumbs up!
China, I think Sparky left, and to answer your earlier question, just look back over the last few comments.
I now need to go to bed. Sleep, unfortunately, is important.
Sparky and Val. V., I really enjoy reading both of your stories; they are creative and funny and packages of action-packed goodness. Keep up the good work!
Ok and call me Gabriel, I'm China Sorrows' minion.
I read the comments...ok but slightly disturbing.
whats up?
Disturbing things...
I mean what's NEW
Would you like to read my lipogram?
It was asignment for english, and a made it rhyme
It's short
DO you know what a lipogram is?
Here it is:
It is Monday, April first, and all organisms in room A lay
Without motion, walls full of blood, an uncanny display.
In rooms B, C and D, you find a similar vision,
What occurs to you is that it was from a collision.
But how – Nothing but humans got any blows,
How blood got on walls, nobody knows.
Far down hall, in front of a room across from room D,
Not rooms A or C, lays a door on its back, going in is gutsy.
You walk in; all around you is black,
You pull up a scarf so you don’t hack,
For it stinks of fish and all sorts of bad stinks,
It is as if this room is holding a jinx.
In walks an annoying man that is king of all oddballs,
What you call him is Sam. Sam stalls as Sam calls:
“What’s going on, it’s all dark, and must I maintain coping
With that stink that is stoking?”
You think for a mo. “I do not know, Sam, this is confusing,
But it looks as though a guy’s trying to act amusing.”
You try your flashlight, but it’s nothing to aid,
And you don’t know on what you’ll find your foot laid.
Sam sounds wimpy, “This is scary
Now, I think I’ll go to a pub, I am wary.
You’ll do alright without Sam, your buddy, I know
But I was just in all of this for dough.
This is too big for Sam, I’m out”
“I’ll allow you to go, you big old trout
But do YOUR buddy a favour
For all counts that I was your saviour
Just find out in which room I am standing,
And say to an authority to join my scout on room A’s landing”
Sam looks at a wall and looks back to you all happy,
“This is a room across from room D,
Not room A or C
This is in fact room –“
“What room am I in?”
I say with a din.
“Why did you stop rhyming?”
Sam was also bad with timing.
Just as you say that, Sam unlocks his mouth,
And Sam’s brain blows up and hits walls north and south.
Without a sound
Sam hits hard ground,
And now you know what’s going on.
You know that this ‘amusing’ bad-guy has won.
You go down to a pub and look at maps
For a small island on which you can obtain long naps.
FIN
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A LIPOGRAM IS. Please explain.
A passage omiting a commonly used letter.
The book Eunoia, (which I know nothing about) for example, excludes four of five vowels in each chapter.
Ok. So what's the point in all that?
I don't get lipograms.
Hello?
Eunoia has all the vowels.
Hey Sparky. The comments where disturbing.
*WERE
Uh...
Yes.
Too bad.
Thanks Incan.
It forces you to use different vocabulary and style of wrighting.
It is actually very intense, it probably took me three house to write mine (take into account that I rhymed)
oK.
I know that Flame and I aren't above reproach, but no one was around.
The book called Eunoia is written in a way that excludes four of the five vowels in each chapter. Like the first one the author'd use only A and consanants the second only the vowel E, etc..
"reproach"?
Ok, tart talking about something else Thrust.
**start what the hell is wrong with my keyboard?
Re-Reading Mortal Coil for the I dont knowth time.
Did you read my lipogram?
Did you like?
Did you understand?
Reproach= disapproval.
I think I'm going.
BYE!!
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