And I've just been going through the comments marked as "Spam"- even though none of them were spam. For some reason, at various times Blogger reckons you might be spamming the comments section and so doesn't show what you've written (which might explain some missing posts). But I was going through it and I found a message from Teena, my Thai translator. Hi Teena! I think translating the short stories is a lovely idea, and you're so good to even offer to do it. You might have to check with the publisher that it's ok to go ahead, but you absolutely have my permission (if you haven't changed your mind by now...)
And, because no short Blog post is complete without a picture, here's a little doggy.
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....sigh...
Last time I lent him a book his dog ate it...
..oh dear....
I got some kids in my class to like it. I don't see "love" yet, and some of the people who want to start reading now can't because the school library's copy (that I made them get) was stolen. The school has the whole series, but the first.
I love my books, it annoys me when one of them is gone - thy're in order on my bookshelf
I have some sort of OCD when it comes to my books
... He says its fine...
...he's only on chapter 3 though...
...hang on he's had it for a month already!.....
......another long wait.......
...*sigh*......
Same!
They are in order on the shelves and in piles on my floor waiting for more shelves.
I have way too many books....
..I have five shelves and still no room to sleep...
I have seven shelves and four boxes under the bed
*sigh*
I hate being depressed...
*sigh*
Why you depressed?
*sigh*
It's so depressing...
*sigh*
Hi
What King?
Waiting..
...For shelves..
....For more SP books...
....*sigh*
I'm gonna listen to music....
That should cheer me up...
*sigh*
I have loods of books, I have a box full of books, all in order, two wide shelfs (wide meaning maybe four) full of books i like to look at from time to time. Then there are the books in my brothers' room. (a lot of which used to be mine) then the ones downstairs, and in the living room... Usually I just go to the library, but when there is big demand for an awesome book, I may possibly buy it.
*starts humming tune of 'My lovely horse'*
don't be sad, kinghog...
I prefer buying books, I like to reread.
...where are you running with your fetlocks flowing....
...I want to shower you in sugar lumps.....
I don't even have a lot of books compared to you guys. (I think.)
As I said, I usually go to the library. Also, I REALLY HAVE to read some of the books on my shelf, theyre just sitting there all new.
It makes me wounder why some people prefer virtual...
...And take you to the horse dentist....
I like to reread too.
...My lovely,lovely horse......
...* sax solo*
*glances worriedly at King* Hmm
Now I'm happy again....
That song always works.
*grins* Good.
Seriously type'My lovely horse' into you tube.
Works wonders.
I'll save it for next time I'm sad
And while your at it try 'I love all cats'
I'm back!
I know, I know, you were all dying without me. XD
VAL!
I actually have to leave now it's almost 11
Bye!
Yay I've just updated my profile!
I have a pic now!
Yay!
Since you're saying 'Yay!', does that mean I get cake? *looks at Hog in a way meaning give-me-some-cake-or-you-will-die*
Hello again, I was just finishing my lipogram for english.
Chicken wing chicken wing.
"it's hard," they said.
Well, I even made MINE rhyme. that's how easy it was..
Hot dog and bologna, cheicken and macaroni
*chicken
Skulduggery is upside down. I enjoy this.
hi
Hey Flame.
anyoneaa?
HI! *runs in circles then smacks into the wall*
DANTEA
BRB!
FLAME
*laughs at Val*
Heya
G2g.
Thrust. Ivy!
Bye dantea! *huggies*
Bye
Bye Dantea!
Flame, your back to calling me Ivy? *sighs* Greaaaaaaaat.
Thrust, why is skulduggery upside down?
That's right ivy. {I wasn't but, hey!}
That's right ivy. {I wasn't but, hey!}
*sighs*
And what about me? I say jive things about your story.
I know. But Sparky and Rosella do constantly. And they did first. Especially Sparky. She was the very first person to read it, and I never start the next chapter until Sparky has approved of the previous one.
*rolls eyes*
You need sparky's permission? Thats what I call, writing insecurity.
Sorry finidhing my work.
It's pretty good.
Ok I'm reading the comments i missed
I don't need her permission. I just like to know that the chapter isn't crappy and I like to have someone else's opinion on it.
And what about me?
I'm like amazing at praising you.
Yeppers, I Is.
How many chapters have you?
Skulduggery's upsidedown because it distorts what cover his pic is from.
I think Val's got a good prospect on this matter...
He's from drak days.
Duh.
I may as well do the same thing if I were writing a story online.
(ps story's awesome, Val v)
What matter and what prospect?
I'm on the sixth chapter now. There's gonna be a decent amount of fighting in it...
No. HA fooled.
try again, flame.
click on my pic and click on it again, in order to get a better veiw.
Thanks Thrust :)
Did you guys see the description for Amanda's character who's gonna be in it?
I'm going to start putting stories on my blog probably.
It's the Faceless Ones.
By the end of the year I say I will.. maybe have SOMETHING therre
Yes, Val v. You know your covers. (or how to do the process of elimination)
Faceless ones!! *is proud*
I know my covers because I'm a psycopathic fan who needs to know these things. Besides, I have a blanket that that picture is on. (it's the coolest blanket on the planet.)
Im going to show you the ;ipogram Which is a passage with a letter of the alphabet missing. ( one of the more common ones)
No, wait, thought the fceless ones was purple? 0.o
Voila:
It is Monday, April first, and all organisms in room A lay
Without motion, walls full of blood, an uncanny display.
In rooms B, C and D, you find a similar vision,
What occurs to you is that it was from a collision.
But how – Nothing but humans got any blows,
How blood got on walls, nobody knows.
Down hall, in front of a room across from room D,
Not rooms A or C, lays a door on its back, going in is gutsy.
You walk in; all around you is black,
You pull up a scarf so you don’t hack,
For it stinks of fish and all sorts of bad stinks,
It is as if this room is holding a jinx.
In walks an annoying man that is king of all oddballs,
What you call him is Sam. Sam stalls as Sam calls:
“What’s going on, it’s all dark, and must I maintain coping
With that stink that is stoking?”
You think for a mo. “I do not know, Sam, this is confusing,
But it looks as though a guy’s trying to act amusing.”
You try your flashlight, but it’s nothing to aid,
And you don’t know on what you’ll find your foot laid.
Sam sounds wimpy, “This is scary
Now, I think I’ll go to a pub, I am wary.
You’ll do alright without Sam, your buddy, I know
But I was just in all of this for dough.
This is too big for Sam, I’m out”
“I’ll allow you to go, you big old trout
But do YOUR buddy a favour
For all counts that I was your saviour
Just find out in which room I am standing,
And say to an authority to join my scout on room A’s landing”
Sam looks at a wall and looks back to you all happy,
“This is a room across from room D,
Not room A or C
This is in fact room…”
“What room am I in?”
I say with a din.
“Why did you stop rhyming?”
Sam was also bad with timing.
Just as you say that, Sam unlocks his mouth,
And Sam’s brain blows up and hits walls north and south.
Without a sound
Sam falls to the ground,
And then you know what’s going on
And know that this ‘amusing’ bad-guy has won.
You go down to a pub and look at maps
For a small island on which you can obtain long naps.
What?! The?! He'll!! Is that?
Wow I want that blanket, Val v.
Flame, it's red because I knew whoever saw it purple, would automatically know it's from the Faceless ones. It looks good red right?
AND: it's not the same shade of red as Dark Days.
What?? How'd you do that?
AND: It's cropped up this way because it looks like Skulduggery is waving "hi"
Oh it was easy, just used the thesaurus a lot and RhymeZone.com
Yu have me lost.
And val has those books I don't. She could have checked.
Wait why was that paragraph thing?
I was reffering to the lipogram poem I think Val v's reading.
I'll tell you the whole story if you read my lipogram
I've read it.
I've read it.
I've read it.
Ok.
Was it good?
I didn't need to check, Flame. I just know.
Brb
I'm confused.
Really confused. Are we talking about the poem or ge pic?
So do I.
I know every cover.
What's ge?
I have to go guys, bye!
The.
And bye val
Yo, Derek! I don't know if you actually read these, but you should read this. I brighten everyone's day, much like you do, when they think about me. I'm practically a female Apollo. Anyway, I am, infact, one of you American minions. And I have a serious problem. After your books come out, I have to wait a month- a VERY long month- for them to get here from where ever the fel they're shipped from. Did I mention how long the months are? I've never met you, yet you torture me... Anyway, I can't get on your site because someone might leave spoilers. I can't get on the Skulduggery Pleasant Fanfiction.net section (Do you realise how many SkulduggeryXValkyrie stories there are on there?) becuase SOMEBODY will ruin SOMETHING for ME before I can ger the flipping book!!!! It's horrible!!! This problem needs to be fixed. Immediently. As in, before September. How hard can it be? Pretty please? With suger on top? I might even be able to pull some strings and get some deities to read your books. Yes. I can do that.
Hi again
Hi? Again?
flame?
OK. So flame here is the story of how I got this photo.
I bought it off someone
Here is the real story:
I wanted to tell derek something, Or ask him something, and so I was already following this blog for like a long long time. Meanwhile, I was making a moving background - Skulduggery theme on my computer.
I took the photos from the skulduggery uk website and I had to save them in order to do what I wanted.
---Why is there a question mark there?
Where do you live?
Are you lost?
Whatever, forget the story, lets talk about something else.
No I get the story. Are you a bit or a girl?
Where do you live,
Why are you asking?
yes but what makes you curious?
Hello, Flame.
I'm just curious.
I'm a boy, I live in ireland.
See? Not that hard.
Thrust????
I not lonely in the world of others who like the Hunger Games, Skulduggery Pleasant and Harry Potter :D This makes me happier....more happier then watching the the giant american football game
Hi zaf
Hello Flame
Hi.
I haven't read hg, but I can't wait to,
and Harry potter I'd epic.
And sp? Well *cough*
I have to go... Soz
Greetings, Golden God.
Formal greeting over, you can wake up now.
I am drawing a picture of Skulduggery. It is quite amusing, as it involves him wearing a dress and Valkyrie laughing at him.
....
Fine, I will go screw it up.
For the record, I let the prisoners out.
Lol it must be really late over where everyone else is....its like 8:07pm by me
Hi, It's me, Thrust the boy, Who lives in the world, in America, the north part, in Canada, in Quebec.
Me too Zafira
Now I really am happy and hello Thrust whats up?
There's a double rainbow out my window...
(Dun dun)
What on earth could it mean?
(Dun dun)
There's a double rainbow out my window...
Too bad my windows not clean.
(Sung to the tune of How Much is that doggie in the window.)
I am watching Sweeney Todd and I am listening to My Friends and for some reason an image of Billy-Ray Sanguine is in my head....Sweeney and Billy-Ray seem to love the same thing: killing and their razor lol does anyone else who saw Sweeney Todd agree with me?
Im sorry, doing two things at once.
My brother's listening to Hp3 again.
Oh I got Sweeney Todd on thats what reminds me of Billy-Ray
DEAR LORD!
YES! I'm stuck on the first 200 comments. Can't start a proper discussion (unless it's with myself) on here anymore. One of the main reasons I've been very absent of late.
(>^.^)>Kimberly Vex<(^.^<)
I got them working by clicking the title of the post well unless my computers mentalness actually helpful
Mmhmm... I take back what I said about being stuck on the first 200 comments. Haven't been on here for awhile. :p
But there's no refresh button. :/
And I adore Sweeney Todd!
Good God, I'm all over the place today.
I just managed to figure out how to post without making computer spazz. I love Sweeney Todd I got many songs on my iPod from the movie
Whatss sweeney todd. I sorta don't know..
...
@Thrust You don't know what Sweeney Todd is? You should check it out if the musical is being performed anywhere near you. If not, you can buy the movie, though I like the musical better. Oh, and the movie is directed by Tim Burton, my favorite director. Sweeney Todd is by far my favorite musical, I hope you like it too :).
k
g2g bye
Ah yes, you can never leave a blog without a picture...
Just finished rereading Death Bringer...again...this is number eight...it's tied with The Hunger Games as a place in my heart, which is rather high up there.
Anyway...Come over here soon, you glorious Golden God you. I DESIRE...No, NEED to meet you! I am making a special trip to Ireland to stalk you creepily until you sign all my books and then my Kindle and then my forehead which will probably never be washed again.
I've been having the same problem, Derek! I have to post something before I can get to the newest comment!
No matter how often I check for new blog posts, I NEVER get a first-page comment. Curse you, short page!
Okay homework time buh buh.
hello
Ollo?
He-he-hello?
Hey Mr Landy! How are you going?
In any case, I agree with you there. This new format of the comments section is AWFUL. No offence, please. That was not directed at you.
Finally, the dog is cute.
Rosella.
Hi, Derek! :D
You’re probably not reading this when I post it, but you’re probably reading it when you are. Otherwise you wouldn’t be. And you wouldn’t acknowledge my greeting AT ALL. That’d be sad.
Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons, you know ‘em? I do. I went to Sydney with quite a few people and saw the Mary Poppins Musical. It was AMAZING! Seriously, so good. Frankie Valli and The four Seasons was on too. Amazing, also. I didn’t actually see it, but it’s hard to ignore when your room mates barge into the room singing ‘Walk Like A Man’ and ‘Big Girls Don’t Cry’ at 12am. Still, it’s so good! If you haven’t heard/seen it, you should.
My birthday is soon. The 9th, actually. It’s a Thursday, a school day, and I have a double block of science. I don’t really mind. Science is good. We recorded our fingerprints last lesson. Incase, you know I become a mass murderer and the police happen to recall that I have a sheet with my fingerprints on it from high school. Please, like THAT will help. I’m way too good to leave evidence as petty as fingerprints. But if I do, promise to send Skulduggery after me, mmkay?
When is your birthday? Oh, wait. Who DOESN’T know that. Idiotic question, methinks. Poor, Skulduggery. Well, I don’t really feel that sorry for him anymore. If he didn’t die the first time, we wouldn’t have the loveable name irony. Irony is one of the greatest inventions, like, ever.
What drove you to call your dog Sherlock? Is (he? She? It. Your dog, for now, is an it) a really good detective? Because that wouldn’t make any sense at all. Not a smidgen. Have you seen sherlock? The new series? No doubt your wife and Becky have already bombarded you, yes? Sherlock is awesome. Merlin is okay. Merlin is better when you turn the sound off and commentate everything that is being said.
(For example…)
“I have something very important to say to you,”
“Well, go on, say it.”
*Stares at other person for a second and then walks away.*
(For another example)
“My son! We must stop these dreaded diseases!”
“But, how?”
*’Father’ cocks his head* “Here, have a bucket”
It may not sound interesting, but it is… or maybe it isn’t. It probably isn’t. But I’m an insane fool, I can make the arcanely ridiculous incredible fun.
Hey, Derek… Derek…. d-do you like tea? I know that Ghastly does. He speaks words of wisdom about it. But, do you?
And, lastly, I leave you with this amazing piece of artwork that I... found… somewhere…
GO THERE NOW!
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Love ya’!
Derek! Have I told you the wonderful feats of my hair? Yes? No? Triangle? Well, I’m one of those that compulsively dyes their hair in bright and attractive colours for the world to see.
I had it blue once (long before Clarabelle’s episode.) It was really pretty but it washed out green. A very pretty green, though, so that’s okay. I cut it short, too. That was before Clarabelle did so… so double-extra-awesomeness for me!
I have really cute hair now. I remind myself of Clarabelle. It’s a light dusted pink with black underneath and it goes really swell with dresses. And gas-masks. I don’t kid you. I wear dresses and gas-masks with colourful hair.
Did you know that colouring your hair is addictive? You can’t stop! You can certainly try to- I stopped on black for a while- but really… SUPERHIGHLYADDICTIVE!
Derek-Dear-Darling… remember this as you write about Clarabelle’s amazing hair.
Peace out.
Every waking minute of my life skulduggery becomes part of it. even in the new 'woman in black trailer' the three little girls remind me of the jitter girls :/ you should so make films. even though they would be no way near as cool as your books, i recon a lot more people would then find out about skulduggery pleasant and join us in minionship :D excuse this incredibly weird post of its weirdness. i'm ill and that usualy means my sanity breaks D:
Who's online?
i'm online :P im also eating ice cream, surounded by empty soothers packets and watching jeremy kyle XD
Ok... Cool.
not cool. im ill, and i want to watch harry potter but im starting to fear this show will never end... if kenspeckle grouse was around he'd fix me, but he's not. and my friend has a strange phobia of nye and refuses to let me near it.
you my dear, dear golden god, are a very very strange man.....
still ily!!
Aaaaaaaah can't stop thinking about Skulduggery P
Mmmm. Skulduggery.
~also can't stop thinking about Skulduggery~
DEREK!!!!! :D
a couple of blogs back u talked about a blank 16 pages u could use vals idea (coz its awesome!!!!) but u could add something in the book like valkyrie interupting skulduggery when he is in the middle of writing it and calling it stupid and the having one of their well-known hilarious arguemenets :D
the previous blog was full so i added it here :P
Bored...
Alone...
Bored...
2
1
1st!
Big surprise! o_o I got 1st...
I dedicate this page to...
a) Derek Landy, without whom I would not be here.
b) Robin Snowscar for being an amazing writer and friend.
c) Everyone I have ever met in Blogland.
d) All the followers on my blog.
e) Nico di Angelo from Percy Jackson because he is amazing!
Think that's everything...
Hello all!
Who's online?
Me.
Is itjust you?
Well at least someone is online!
Last time I was having a convesition with my self...
Yup.
I'm here too!
Hey Valice.
* laughs*
Threes a crowd...
Laughing? Hey, didn't I melt your eyes last night...
.. yay.....
Yep.
Those arrows were tasty...
...got any more?
I'm still hungry...
Of course but you're not eating my arrows buddy! Kiss my quiver! *hits King in face with bow instead*
*slurps milkshake*
*eats burger in one bite*
Shads, you there?
*eats macdonalds*
You'll pay for that..
*Draws twin sickles*
Charge!!!!!
it seems like you're hungry Kinghod! Want some jellie beans?
Breaks a few of shadows minor bones whilst eating chicken*
*pushes Hog into the ground*
You can't fight Shadow with sickles.
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