Wednesday, February 22, 2012

I Hate Thinking Up New Titles For Blog Posts

When you write, you run out of steam.

It's obvious. When you do anything for long periods of time, you're going to run out of steam. You need to take a break, take a walk, do something else, recharge your batteries... I've got a few things I do, and they all work, but nothing- NOTHING- reinforces my enthusiasm as much as my Minions.

Whether it's reading the Comments on this accursed Blog (on those rare occasions when I CAN read the Comments grrrr) or popping in to the Bebo page (which I will do soon, I promise) or just heading over to the official (and fan-run) Facebook page (www.facebook.com/Skuttlebugfans), I always end up with a grin on my face, ready to get back to writing.

I never comment on the Facebook page, but I do visit. I have to, really. SOMEONE has to make sure these nutcases are behaving themselves. It was set up as something completely unofficial, but was filled with so many genuine folks that we just had to make Cory and Aby and Summer a part of the Skulduggery team. The wonderful thing about this is that, in some small way, you get to know the regular posters. I've never spoken with Zukiswa, but I know I'd like her if I did. Then there's Ellie and Ashley, two of the weirder ones. Georgina, of course, who has been around for YEARS and whom I adore. Olivia, my- ahem- wife of sorts. Never forgetting Becky, the irrepressible Becky, a girl for whom the word 'obsessed' was undoubtedly coined. There are loads of others- thousands of others, in fact- and their enthusiasm is infectious and good-humoured, and I'm glad that they have such a wonderful place to communicate.

(EDIT: and a quick glance at the Facebook page has made it clear that I somehow forgot to mention my dear Katy Amsden, one of my longest serving Minions. And while I'm not going to name everyone here, because this isn't a shout-out page, I will say hello to Joe and Nicole and Jordan and Ella- cool tattoo- and of COURSE a big hug and kiss goes to Megan Hobbs, with the clear understanding that she never mention the word baguette ever again.)

Another wonderful place is the Forums, at www.skulduggeryforums.co.uk. Again, I don't post any comments in the Forum, for a whole lot of reasons, mostly because I want to see how it evolves without my interference.

Practically every subject you could think of, to do with Skulduggery, is discussed here. Every few months I drop by and spend an evening just reading through the conversations. And there are some STARTLING conversations. The great thing is that you get real and honest opinions on the books and the various characters. You have people staunchly defending their point of view- like Liliana, who I've met a few times in Germany- and people working to convince others that their view is the right one. I've read their theories on what's going to happen, and some of these theories have veered close to what I had in mind, and some veered off wildly into the distance.

The internet, as we all know, is the refuge of the bully. You hear about it constantly- cyber-bullying and the ramifications it can have. And no doubt you've seen it yourself- focussed hatred and anger towards one individual that will not relent until that individual leaves. I've said it before, how happy I am that this Blog shows none of those tendencies, and neither does the Facebook page, and neither does the Forums. In the Forums, you have polar opposite opinions clashing with each other, but no one takes it personally. You have people arriving in the middle of a thread and announcing that, you know what? They don't really like the books anymore. And you get the politest and most understanding responses. You get one person loving Death Bringer, and then another hating it, and there is no animosity between them (the people who profess to dislike the most things seem to Synopsis and ExtraterrestrialGuy, but I think that's part of their inherent charm...).

I've never had a problem with people not liking these books. You can't please everyone, after all. If I read a bad review on Amazon or somewhere similar, I take it onboard, see if they have a point, and then move on. If it's constructive criticism, maybe it can even make the next book better. If it's not particularly constructive, then so be it. They didn't like it, and nothing I do or say will change that. And it's so gratifying that you, my Minions, seem to agree with me on this. There really is no point in getting annoyed with someone just because they don't like the same things you do.

One of the best Forum discussions I've read recently has been, bizarrely, part of the Pairings thread, where people hook characters up with each other. There is a group of people- Terry, Demented Kat, Moonie, Kribu, Holly-wa, Hallow Vigilance- who went off and had a long chat about, ahem, Valduggery. And for those of you who can't work out what Valduggery is, I'm not going to shatter your innocence here.

The thing about this discussion is the level to which all of this has been thought through. It stops being merely about the idea of Valduggery, and becomes an examination of Valkyrie and Skulduggery as individuals, and how much they mean to each other. As an extension of this, you also get a detailed investigation into the other characters as well.

Because these Minions, like most of you, seem to have an encyclopedic knowledge of all things Skulduggery, they regularly quote a line or two from the earlier books that have relevance to the later books. (I'm not really a fan of foreshadowing, and contrary to popular belief there isn't any of that in this series. Rather, there are hints of secrets that certain characters are keeping, that will only become apparent the more you read- and the more you re-read.) I've had a smile on my face when the conversation turns to how Skulduggery reacted to a certain piece of news in Mortal Coil, a reaction that only becomes understandable once you read Death Bringer, and then relate it back to what China said in the first book. It's so much FUN, as a writer, to drop these hints just when the series is starting off, and then wait a few years for the payoff. And it's places like the Forums, like the Facebook page and on Skulpedia that these things come to light.

So thank you, Minions, for all your hard work and thought and dedication. Thank you for treating each other with respect, and warmth, and thank you for how you welcome newcomers into the fold.

By the way, you're all insane.

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Rim. said...

If anyone's still here I Gota go!!! Bye!!

Sparky Braginski said...

Bye Rim.

Stephanie Edgley said...

Hi everybody!

Sparky Braginski said...

Hi Star.

Stephanie Edgley said...

Hi sparky!

NOM Ominous said...

what's MNPMTB?

Stephanie Edgley said...

I went birdwatching today. For two hours.

It was SO boring. I ended up skywatching instead. I love the sky, it fasinates me. It looks really amazing.

But BIRDS are SOOOOO BORING! They all look the same! They are just so . . . NOT interesting!

So, unless there's a good sky, you do NOT want to go.

Sparky Braginski said...

Actually, I must go.

BYE!!!

Stephanie Edgley said...

Hi thrust! Mnpmtb are munchkin-ninja-penguin-minions-to-be

Stephanie Edgley said...

Thrust? You still here?

Rim. said...

hi star u still here?

Red Waterfall said...

Hi :>

Rim. said...

Star or Thrust????

Rim. said...

Hi red!!!!

Stephanie Edgley said...

I'm here! Just reading lynxia's awesome blog!

Hi rim! Hi red!

Rim. said...

how is everyone???

Stephanie Edgley said...

I'm fine! But i was very bored earlier. I went birdwatching. For two hours. And it was not fun. I ended up watching the sky instead. I love the sky. But birds all look more or less the same to me when seen through binoculars.

Brb

NOM Ominous said...

Sorry guys! I'm here - not really.
but I am

Stephanie Edgley said...

Back. So, yeah, birds are real boring.

Rim. said...

on the way to school we see a hawk normally and thats cool.

Makc2 said...

I live in a country where Skulduggery Pleasant doesn't exist. I have to travel to Australia just to get the books. I'm going to kick someone very hard in the face.

Stephanie Edgley said...

Hi makc - well, good for you, so long as that somebody isn't ME. *backs away nervously*

Yes rim, that is pretty cool. I thought birds were all right up until today.

Rim. said...

Hi Johanna!!!!

Johanna Remmus (The Mad One) said...

Well, i gotta be quick or my mum will go off at me!

Stephanie Edgley said...

Hi, johanna!

Stephanie Edgley said...

Grr . . . All my windows keep closing at once for no reason whatsoever. It's incredibly annoying.

Johanna Remmus (The Mad One) said...

Do you have a mac or a pc?

Johanna Remmus (The Mad One) said...

Hello?

Stephanie Edgley said...

Er, what? Mac? Pc? I'm not a bit computer person so i have no idea what you're talking about. Umm . . . Pc means personal computer, right? I'm on my personal phone, is that the same thing?

Stephanie Edgley said...

Where did rim go?

And phones usually have a lot more internet problems than computers. At least, mine does. Something to do with my type of browser?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im back im also role playing too sooo multitasking

Stephanie Edgley said...

At one point, whenever i posted a comment, it would disappear when you refreshed the page. It doesn't happen anymore though:). At on my blogger dashboard it always says "Your browser is no longer supported by Blogger. Some parts of Blogger will not work and you may experience problems"

Yes, i have been experiencing problems, thank you very much!

Rim. said...

i was doin art homework i g2g BYE

Stephanie Edgley said...

Hi zafira!

Stephanie Edgley said...

Bye rim!

NOM Ominous said...

Hey guys!

Johanna Remmus (The Mad One) said...

Mac= Ipod, Iphone, Ipad and all the things with the little apple symbol
PC=...I don't know cause i hate them...

NOM Ominous said...

Bye anyone who may be leaving - vice versa to vice versa

Johanna Remmus (The Mad One) said...

Is anyone here? Or am i a loner???

NOM Ominous said...

Macs are the over priced ones. PCs are the ones that are average. I hate this kinda fight.

Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8AhmAMdcPs&feature=channel_video_title There some swearing - you have been warned

Ilia Shrewd said...

I'm tired.


That is all.

NOM Ominous said...

PCs are good. I understand what you mean, johanna, but that's just my point of view.

Johanna Remmus (The Mad One) said...

I definitely like macs better.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hello star

Stephanie Edgley said...

*growls* My phone just closed all the windows again. And, when i had almost got everything opened vack up, it froze.

I hate my stupid phone.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Lol my ipad seems happy today and i cant use my ohone for internet

Stephanie Edgley said...

Well, my phone isn't made by apple, so is it a pc? It IS stupid, but our computer would also be a pc, and that works fine. Our ipad is a mac (duh) but i don't know how good that works. I only found out how to turn it on and off yesterday. We got it at christmas.

Stephanie Edgley said...

I can use my phone for internet, but, as you can tell, not very well. It's an LG, but i don't know what type. My friends don't either.

Stephanie Edgley said...

I can't believe this.

It did it again.

I mean, come on! Once is annoying but nothing unusually, twice is really unlucky and even more annoying, but three times? Within minutes of each other? That has never happened to be before. I hope this isn't going to become a regular occurance.

Stephanie Edgley said...

HI KALLISTA! YOU WERE IN DEATH BRINGER! I COULDN'T BELEIVE IT! I WAS JUST READING ALONG QUITE HAPPILY, THEN BAM! THERE WAS A CHARACTER NAMED KALLISTA PENDRAGON! I READ IT OVER AND OVER! I WAS LIKE, WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW! YOU WERE MENTIONED IN A BOOK! AN ACTUAL, REAL LIVE BOOK! THAT IS SO AMAZINGLY COOL!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Derek is awesome to his minions i agree! First author i know of to be so fan friendly :)

Stephanie Edgley said...

So yeah. You were in death bringer. That is so cool. Was there any particular reason, or did you just come across it, like me? If so, what was your reaction? Did you start screaming or jumping? And if there WAS a particular reason, what was it?

Wow, it's like i'm interviewing you! Please answer! Pretty please with die on top!

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Stephanie Edgley said...

Wow . . . He is such a nice golden god. I can't believe he did that. Not many authors would. I don't know rosella, though.

It is a shame that so many people will read the book and have no idea of the importance of those two characters. You know the mug valkyrie got skulduggery one christmas? You probably know this already, but derek got that mug for christmas once. And you probably also know that hannah foley's dog us laura's dog, abd laura is the real valkyrie. So many people will not realisw these things. It's upsetting, in a way.

Random Comments said...

"By the way, you're all insane."

Oh, thanks!

Random Comments said...

I want to see the comments!
Golden God, Use your "Godly Powers" and FIX THE COMMENTS...

That are broken...

and that we are all, (You included), unable to fix...

Robin Snowscar said...

I love this title *nods* It's paticularly well thought out

NOM Ominous said...

Derek- you gettin' all that?

NOM Ominous said...

Oh, hi guys!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

xdfghjnadskgfb

NOM Ominous said...

Oh hey val v. When'd you get here? what's with the new language?

NOM Ominous said...

lalalalala

NOM Ominous said...

see? I TOLD YOU I COULD SAY IT!

NOM Ominous said...

OH LOOK WHAT ELSE I CAN SAY: KHdfishcklxnklvnjshis

NOM Ominous said...

wait - that didn't make any sense - did it?

NOM Ominous said...

I DOESN"T HAVE TO

NOM Ominous said...

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

NOM Ominous said...

I know what food is good.

NOM Ominous said...

PANCAKES - subject to make people say "I know what food is good"

NOM Ominous said...

first

NOM Ominous said...

Hi derek

Zathract Mist said...

NIGHTMARE!!

Zathract Mist said...

Damn, no ones on...

Nixion Strange said...

WAR UNICRON!

Nixion Strange said...

brb

Nixion Strange said...

back

Nixion Strange said...

derek, if you're reading this, i MUST talk to you
Pop down, have a cup of tea, and will talk.

Nixion Strange said...

*we'll talk

Eve the ROCK said...

Noooooooo! I didn't get first page again! Whoever gets first page, tell Derek that if he clicks on the title of the blog post, he can read every comment coz it'll have oldest to newest and its not a popup!

Nixion Strange said...

pfft

Eve the ROCK said...

SLAUGHTERHOUSE!

Reflector said...

I'm here

Lavender Hope said...

HA! got here first! :P now, goodnight. zzzz....

Sparky Braginski said...

Ready to converse.

Zathract Mist said...

*jumps back into lake with weight before anyone else gets here*

Gabriel said...

Aw crap.

Zathract Mist said...

AND NO ONE SAW.

Gabriel said...

*evaporates lake using my awesome sigils, drags Mist back to Eve*
Stop it.

Sparky Braginski said...

Dylan, what do YOU know about Figure Skating?

Because I know more.

Guaranteed.

Gabriel said...

Wow..I got last.

Eve the ROCK said...

SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

Zath, what's the matter?

Gabriel said...

Where the hell did you get your sigils?

And there's no such thing!

Zathract Mist said...

Enough with the water draining!

*somehow refills lake and jumps back in*

Eve the ROCK said...

It's alright. He can breathe.

Gabriel said...

*evaporates lake using my awesome sigils, drags Mist back to Eve*

*bounds Zathract with Eve*
If you try to kill yourself..you'll kill Eve too.

Zathract Mist said...

Nothing's the matter.

* mutters to self under water*

It's actually quite fun down here.

*starts to go blue*

Gabriel said...

Oh. Never mind then.

Zathract Mist said...

NO MORE WATER DRAINING!!

Sparky Braginski said...

*pulls Mist out and chains him to a very big, undestroyable tree*

What's wrong buddy?

Eve the ROCK said...

Jumps into lake with oxygen tank*

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Zathract Mist said...

*groans as Sparky ties me up*

Darn.

Gabriel said...

*bounds Zathract with Eve*
Somehow the first binding didn't work.

Eve the ROCK said...

*stuffs Mist's mouth with oxygen* killing yourself is a form of cowardice, you know.

Zathract Mist said...

Fine. If you people won't let me drown myself, I'm going to...Oh, I can't do anything...

*begins whining*

Please untie me...

Zathract Mist said...

I'm a huge coward.

Zathract Mist said...

If that's true, anyway.

Gabriel said...

Just a touch.

YES!! I FINALLY SAID THAT!

Sparky Braginski said...

No.

What's wrong Zath?

Eve the ROCK said...

*sighs* Don't die

Zathract Mist said...

*sighs*

Fine, I won't drown myself. Now can I get off this tree?

Gabriel said...

You can't kill yourself. Whereever Eve goes you go.

Eve the ROCK said...

*unties Mist*

Zathract Mist said...

Yay!

Sparky Braginski said...

EVE!!!

*ties Zath back up again*

Zathract Mist said...

*hand slowly reaches for dagger*

Zathract Mist said...

Darn...

Sparky Braginski said...

He only gets untied when he tells us what's wrong.

Eve the ROCK said...

Grr. I trusted you.

Zathract Mist said...

Wait, why am I trying to blog-kill myself? There's a huge cliff not to far form where I live.

Zathract Mist said...

Fine, I'm not going to kill myself.


But I'm not telling you what's wrong either.

Sparky Braginski said...

ZATH!!!

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG!!!???!!!???

Eve the ROCK said...

Mist, don't. I wanted to kill myself once. Then I didn't.

Gabriel said...

You're bound Mist.
You cant kill yourself.

Sparky Braginski said...

*slaps Zath*

The is always a way out.

And, MAYBE, if you tell us, you can help.

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh good.

Sparky Braginski said...

*you can get help.

Sorry.

Zathract Mist said...

Fine, fine, I'll tell you!

Zathract Mist said...

...When I figure out what the bloody hell is wrong.

Zathract Mist said...

Now untie me.

Eve the ROCK said...

*looks worriedly at Mist*

Gabriel said...

Have to go.
*disappears*

Eve the ROCK said...

*unties Mist*

Sparky Braginski said...

Mist, you bloody know.

Now bloody tell us.

Sparky Braginski said...

*ties Mist back up again*

Eve the ROCK said...

*snips rope*

Sparky Braginski said...

*ties him with unbreakable ropes*

Eve the ROCK said...

*eats live chicken*

Zathract Mist said...

*sighs*

I don't know...so much has happened in the last two days...

Zathract Mist said...

Now untie me.

Zathract Mist said...

Or I'll...I'll...

Zathract Mist said...

*sighs again*

Just untie me...

Eve the ROCK said...

*unties Mist+

Sparky Braginski said...

Now.

Sparky Braginski said...

EVE!!!

Zath, just tell us!

Eve the ROCK said...

He doesn't have to...

Zathract Mist said...

IF IT WOULD MEAN I COULD GET AWAY FROM THIS TREE DON'T YOU THINK I WOULD HAVE ALREADY TOLD YOU IF I KNEW?

Zathract Mist said...

*starts sobbing*

Eve the ROCK said...

See? You are free, Mist.

Eve the ROCK said...

*hugs Mist*

Sparky Braginski said...

Well, I tried doing what Kal recommended, but as I said before, I'm not a poet...

Zathract Mist said...

*breaks down...if it were possible*

Zathract Mist said...

*looks at Sparky*

...What you believed that?

Sparky Braginski said...

Believed what?

Eve the ROCK said...

....my hands smell like potatoes.

Zathract Mist said...

Basically I'm asking why you haven't tied me up again yet.

Red Waterfall said...

Hallo :>

Sparky Braginski said...

Alright then Eve...

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi red.

Sparky Braginski said...

I don't know.

I'm feeling depressed about Flame I guess.

Zathract Mist said...

Oh, god don't start this again.
Just tie me up again.

*hangs head*

Red Waterfall said...

How is everyone?

Eve the ROCK said...

*ties Mist to Cthulhu*

Eve the ROCK said...

I'm pretty goose.

Zathract Mist said...

...No...

Sparky Braginski said...

No Mist, I gotta go.

Eve, I'm going to send you the poem in an e-mail, say what you think of it here please.

I'm to scared to post it here...

BYE!!!

Red Waterfall said...

Ooooh I like poems :>

Zathract Mist said...

Fine.

*ties self up to tree*

And now.

*stands up taking tree with him*

You said these ropes were indestructible, right, Sparky? Yes? Good.

*runs and jumps into lake tied to tree*

Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Eve the ROCK said...

*ties Mist to tree* better?

Sparky Braginski said...

No, I'm not a poet.

Zathract Mist said...

Byeeeeee, Spaaaarky!

Red Waterfall said...

*drinks lake*

Sparky Braginski said...

Eve, read the e-mail and say what you think here please.

Eve the ROCK said...

*sighs* *jumps into lake with Mist*

Zathract Mist said...

*looks at Eve*

What are you doing?! Don't kill yourself!

Eve the ROCK said...

That poem was beautiful, Sparky.

Red Waterfall said...

*cries* You can't get ANY SP books where I live. I only read 1 and 2, and my parents don't trust Amazon....... *rolls eyes at them*
:<

Sparky Braginski said...

Should I post it here?

Eve the ROCK said...

I'm not. I'm in an air bubble.

Eve the ROCK said...

Yes you should definitely put it here. Everyone needs to read that.

Zathract Mist said...

Oh, OK.

So why are you down here?

Sparky Braginski said...

I look into the burning fire. There are oranges, reds and yellows dancing in front of my eyes.
I see my friends, standing and laughing, attempting to ignite sticks.
How they mock me. They warm themselves by the fire, and all I can feel is cold.
I sit next to the fire, detached from the others. One of them sits next to me, tries to get me to respond.
I say nothing and stare into the fire. They move away.
I look deep into the fire and see a pair of deep blue eyes gazing back.
‘Flame.’ I whisper under my breath. The love I feel, but can never have.
We were like Romeo and Juliet in our endeavours.
Forbidden. Ending in tragedy. We must never speak again, but we do.
We must never meet again, but we do.
We must never remember each other, but we do.
I stare into the fire again. The eyes are gone.
I breathe out and stand up.
I walk away from the fire, from my friends.
I am walking to conceal my face.
My face, where a single tear is sliding off my right cheek.



*blushes*

I hope you guys like it...




And know I really need to go.


Bye...

Red Waterfall said...

Wow. Sparky, that's.. that's amazing. I love it. I really really love it a lot. Woah.

Eve the ROCK said...

Am I not allowed to sit in a lake with my best friend?

Eve the ROCK said...

I know, right?

Zathract Mist said...

I'm your best friend?

Zathract Mist said...

Wow, that's great Sparky.

*starts going blue*

Eve the ROCK said...

*blinks* Did I say that?

Red Waterfall said...

*nods*
She's incredible!

Zathract Mist said...

*nods*

You did.

*begins to go purple*

Eve the ROCK said...

Well, I suppose I was telling the truth...come on, it's dryer on the surface. *holds out hand*

Red Waterfall said...

*looks over at lake*
*can just about see bubbles on the surface*
*sits with only her feet in the water, smiling dreamily*

Zathract Mist said...

*hesitates, then gets out of ropes and goes up with Eve*

Red Waterfall said...

*sees Mist and Eve coming out of the lake, hand in hand*

Oh hello there.

Eve the ROCK said...

*surfaces with Mist then swims to land*

Eve the ROCK said...

Hello, Red...

Eve the ROCK said...

*dries hair with live chicken*

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