Wednesday, February 22, 2012

I Hate Thinking Up New Titles For Blog Posts

When you write, you run out of steam.

It's obvious. When you do anything for long periods of time, you're going to run out of steam. You need to take a break, take a walk, do something else, recharge your batteries... I've got a few things I do, and they all work, but nothing- NOTHING- reinforces my enthusiasm as much as my Minions.

Whether it's reading the Comments on this accursed Blog (on those rare occasions when I CAN read the Comments grrrr) or popping in to the Bebo page (which I will do soon, I promise) or just heading over to the official (and fan-run) Facebook page (www.facebook.com/Skuttlebugfans), I always end up with a grin on my face, ready to get back to writing.

I never comment on the Facebook page, but I do visit. I have to, really. SOMEONE has to make sure these nutcases are behaving themselves. It was set up as something completely unofficial, but was filled with so many genuine folks that we just had to make Cory and Aby and Summer a part of the Skulduggery team. The wonderful thing about this is that, in some small way, you get to know the regular posters. I've never spoken with Zukiswa, but I know I'd like her if I did. Then there's Ellie and Ashley, two of the weirder ones. Georgina, of course, who has been around for YEARS and whom I adore. Olivia, my- ahem- wife of sorts. Never forgetting Becky, the irrepressible Becky, a girl for whom the word 'obsessed' was undoubtedly coined. There are loads of others- thousands of others, in fact- and their enthusiasm is infectious and good-humoured, and I'm glad that they have such a wonderful place to communicate.

(EDIT: and a quick glance at the Facebook page has made it clear that I somehow forgot to mention my dear Katy Amsden, one of my longest serving Minions. And while I'm not going to name everyone here, because this isn't a shout-out page, I will say hello to Joe and Nicole and Jordan and Ella- cool tattoo- and of COURSE a big hug and kiss goes to Megan Hobbs, with the clear understanding that she never mention the word baguette ever again.)

Another wonderful place is the Forums, at www.skulduggeryforums.co.uk. Again, I don't post any comments in the Forum, for a whole lot of reasons, mostly because I want to see how it evolves without my interference.

Practically every subject you could think of, to do with Skulduggery, is discussed here. Every few months I drop by and spend an evening just reading through the conversations. And there are some STARTLING conversations. The great thing is that you get real and honest opinions on the books and the various characters. You have people staunchly defending their point of view- like Liliana, who I've met a few times in Germany- and people working to convince others that their view is the right one. I've read their theories on what's going to happen, and some of these theories have veered close to what I had in mind, and some veered off wildly into the distance.

The internet, as we all know, is the refuge of the bully. You hear about it constantly- cyber-bullying and the ramifications it can have. And no doubt you've seen it yourself- focussed hatred and anger towards one individual that will not relent until that individual leaves. I've said it before, how happy I am that this Blog shows none of those tendencies, and neither does the Facebook page, and neither does the Forums. In the Forums, you have polar opposite opinions clashing with each other, but no one takes it personally. You have people arriving in the middle of a thread and announcing that, you know what? They don't really like the books anymore. And you get the politest and most understanding responses. You get one person loving Death Bringer, and then another hating it, and there is no animosity between them (the people who profess to dislike the most things seem to Synopsis and ExtraterrestrialGuy, but I think that's part of their inherent charm...).

I've never had a problem with people not liking these books. You can't please everyone, after all. If I read a bad review on Amazon or somewhere similar, I take it onboard, see if they have a point, and then move on. If it's constructive criticism, maybe it can even make the next book better. If it's not particularly constructive, then so be it. They didn't like it, and nothing I do or say will change that. And it's so gratifying that you, my Minions, seem to agree with me on this. There really is no point in getting annoyed with someone just because they don't like the same things you do.

One of the best Forum discussions I've read recently has been, bizarrely, part of the Pairings thread, where people hook characters up with each other. There is a group of people- Terry, Demented Kat, Moonie, Kribu, Holly-wa, Hallow Vigilance- who went off and had a long chat about, ahem, Valduggery. And for those of you who can't work out what Valduggery is, I'm not going to shatter your innocence here.

The thing about this discussion is the level to which all of this has been thought through. It stops being merely about the idea of Valduggery, and becomes an examination of Valkyrie and Skulduggery as individuals, and how much they mean to each other. As an extension of this, you also get a detailed investigation into the other characters as well.

Because these Minions, like most of you, seem to have an encyclopedic knowledge of all things Skulduggery, they regularly quote a line or two from the earlier books that have relevance to the later books. (I'm not really a fan of foreshadowing, and contrary to popular belief there isn't any of that in this series. Rather, there are hints of secrets that certain characters are keeping, that will only become apparent the more you read- and the more you re-read.) I've had a smile on my face when the conversation turns to how Skulduggery reacted to a certain piece of news in Mortal Coil, a reaction that only becomes understandable once you read Death Bringer, and then relate it back to what China said in the first book. It's so much FUN, as a writer, to drop these hints just when the series is starting off, and then wait a few years for the payoff. And it's places like the Forums, like the Facebook page and on Skulpedia that these things come to light.

So thank you, Minions, for all your hard work and thought and dedication. Thank you for treating each other with respect, and warmth, and thank you for how you welcome newcomers into the fold.

By the way, you're all insane.

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Lilie said...

I'm good!

How are you?

Octa said...

That's because of the awesomness!

nights.raven said...

i'm good, bored and waiting for Derek to show up again.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

*glomps*

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

DEREK YOU SHOW UP..

NOW

Rose Black said...

Derek?? Are you gone, or do you just like torturing us???

Lilie said...

How is every one doing?

Red Waterfall said...

@pink, could be both XD

Rose Black said...

DEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEK?

Rose Black said...

ya, i suppose Red

Octa said...

*pokes Derek*

-HB/Joe- said...

GOODBYE *HUGS* DAMMIT SCHOOL

Red Waterfall said...

Bye HB! *hugs back*

nights.raven said...

bye hellboy! *hugs*

Octa said...

Bye Hellboy!

*hugs*

Aquila Felis said...

Bye Hellboy!
*hugs back*

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

bye hellboy

Lilie said...

Bye Hellboy! *hugs*

School for you?

Its 12:02 am heir

Octa said...

It be 21:57 for me.

Mar-Chu said...

*sparkle sparkle*

*Grins*

YOU'RE INSANE TOOOOOOOOOO!

(But all the best people are)

Red Waterfall said...

Where're you from, Lilie? For me it's 11:58 pm..

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

ill be going sooon

Red Waterfall said...

Hai there Mar! *hugs*

Lilie said...

Wait, that was the wrong clock

Its REALLY 11:59 heir

Aquila Felis said...

Hi Mar!


And for me it's one hour earlier than for Red and one hour later than for English and Irish minions. ^^

Octa said...

It's a MAR CHU!

*tries to poke Mar inside a cake*

Get in the cake Mar!

GO!

XD

Rose Black said...

*weeps* I have to go now.

Derek, if you turn up right after I leave.......



grrrrrrr



Oh and you HAVE TO HAVE TO HAVE To come down to Clare sometime! And meet the lovely Pink Rose and Crystal Darkflair and Komodo Devious!!!!!

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Red Waterfall said...

Same time zone! GMT+2 FTW! *hi 5s Lilie*

Lilie said...

I'm from South Africa

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

*grins*


I want Sparky to come on

Aquila Felis said...

Bye Pink!

Octa said...
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Quinnera Elviana: 5th Seat of the Council of the Lost Ones said...

Gr... Why do all the awesome people come on when I'm about to sleep?

Can't stay- night all!

PS- the above comment was me... I just accidentally logged on with Tristessa's account! Oops :P


Bye bye!

Lilie said...

COOL!!!!!!

Where do you stay Red?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ooh wow i just realized i gotta pick someone from Dark Days to compare and contrast with Valkyrie....thats not difficult lol...Billy-Ray of course! Obviously i gotta say he's a hit man lol and Valkyrie is not lol this is going to be a paper :D

Octa said...

Byeee Quinn!

Lilie said...

Bye Quinn! *hugs*

Red Waterfall said...

@Lilie- Israel! You might have heard about it. Teeny country with loads of noise around it.. :D

Aquila Felis said...

Hi/bye Quinn!

barmybex said...

I always knew I was Insane, but it's nice to see it confirmed. I pride myself on my insanity. :D

Great post Derek, we love you as much as you love us, if not more. :)

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

BYE QUINN!

*HUGS*

Lilie said...

Cool Red!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiPwB98ywmc

Lilie said...

Whats that Flame?

Red Waterfall said...

Aww, nice song, Flame :>

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

a song

Min (Thalia) said...

*sneaks in*

*whispers*

I'm slacking off my work again, against orders from myself :P Don't tell me, okay?

Aquila Felis said...

*whispers to Thalia* Hi, and I won't.

Lilie said...

Cool! Will check it out now

Red Waterfall said...

*whispers back* Sure, Thalia! Also, Hai!

Red Waterfall said...

*whispers back* Sure, Thalia! Also, Hai!

Min (Thalia) said...

*hugs everyone*

How're you all?

Aquila Felis said...

... I can hear my brothers watching Kim Possible. They are fourteen and seventeen years old.

Aquila Felis said...

*hugs Thalia back*
I'm fine, you?

Red Waterfall said...

Thalia - great! Trying not to think about how tired I'll be at school tomorrow.. but good :>

Aquila- LOL

Min (Thalia) said...

I'm pretty good, thanks for asking~

Min (Thalia) said...

*gives Red coffee*

Lilie said...

Hi Thalia! *hugs*

How are you?

nights.raven said...

hi thalia! *hugs* im good, u?
dont worry, i wont tell u

Red Waterfall said...

*stares at it, sniffs, and pushes it away* I dun like coffee..

Alexander Mythology said...

Derek, the blog is no longer odd. It is complicated, but no longer odd. Click on the link to your latest blog post on right hand side bar and the comments go back to normal. Temperarily. they don't when you want to go to post a comment.

Min (Thalia) said...

*hugs Lilie and Raven*

Hello~

Red - I completely understand :P I don't like it either.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

omg, MYTH

*hands him back his griifin named fred*


I remembered

Lilie said...

FINALLY!!

SOMEONE WHO AGREES WITH ME ON COFFEE!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Omg i sooo smart so i put for similarties of Valkyrie and Billy-Ray they both texan....then i go wait a minute *slaps self* she isnt Texan!!!!! See i go insane after i finish my math homework then doreading...numbers are magical they hate me and i hte them.

Red Waterfall said...

*le triple hi fives Lil and Thalia*

Lilie said...

Derek! If your reading this PLEASE check out my wall!!
http://lilie-emilysblog.blogspot.com/2012/02/my-skulduggery-pleasant-wall.html

Aquila Felis said...

I don't like coffee either. ^^

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

and mine!

Red Waterfall said...

Quadriple Hi fives are complicated. *uses foot*

Lilie said...

The worst is I have to live with coffee lovers, seriously! my dad GROWS his own coffee! Then he roasts it in the kitchen! It takes AGES for the smell to leave!!

Aquila Felis said...

*hugs Kal back and says Goodnight to Octa via her* :P

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I loooove coffee too it makes me hyper

Min (Thalia) said...

*huggies Kal*

Hello hello~

And g'night to Octa!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Goodnight octaboona]

Lilie said...

*hugs Kal* Say goodnight to Octa for me!

Lilie said...

g2g, sorry

BYE!!!! *Hugs everyone*

GOOD NIGHT!

Aquila Felis said...

Night Lilie!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

And i have to go also,

night blogland,

*Hugs everyone8

bye

Lilie said...

*Falls over and starts snoring, LOUDLY!!!!!!!!*

Min (Thalia) said...

Is it odd that while I do math, I feel like I'm fighting an epic battle and totally winning?

Because that's how I feel right now.

Min (Thalia) said...

Night Lilie, Flame!

*hugs*

Min (Thalia) said...

*gives Kal a certificate that proclaims her to be the most epic winner of all winners in all of Winner-Town, because Kal is a winner*

nights.raven said...

night lilie! *hugs*
night octa! *hugs*


srry i havent said much

nights.raven said...

night flame! Happy Birthday!

Aquila Felis said...

I lost my battle with maths today...
^^

Min (Thalia) said...

No problem, Raven.

No you did not Aquila! EVERYONE IS A WINNER.


Sorry, I've just been really happy and "I-love-everyone-hugs-for-all" today. I don't know why.

So...

*hugs for all*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I had numbers stare at me eith there number like eyes yelling at me....

Aquila Felis said...

*hugs Thalia back*

Yes I did. BUT I will fight back tomorrow. :P
(In other words, revise until I know for sure how to solve them.)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Numbers have eyes they magical and evil

nights.raven said...

*hugs thalia back*

Aquila Felis said...

I'll go to sleep now. Night all!

nights.raven said...

night aquila!

Min (Thalia) said...

Night Aquila!

nights.raven said...

*hugs back* *is sneakily noogied...again*

Marian Qaoteriity said...

Hiya, random people in blogland.

nights.raven said...

hi marian

Marian Qaoteriity said...

Hi Raven. Long time no see (metaphorically speaking, since I've never actually seen you.)

nights.raven said...

lol
how r u?

Marian Qaoteriity said...

I'm pretty good, just hanging around.

How about you?

Min (Thalia) said...

Blargh. I need to go do my French, which is boring.

*hugs everyone*

Bye all~

nights.raven said...

im ok, a little annoyed because, for some unknown reason, i have Hakuna Matata from the Lion King stuck in my head... i havent seen that movie in years nor have i heard the song, yet its stuck in my head lol

nights.raven said...

bye thalia! *hugs*

bye kal! *hugs* cya later!

Marian Qaoteriity said...

Oh yeah, I know the feeling. I've got "Prince Ali" from Aladain stuck in my head, even though it's been years since I've seen that movie, and it won't come out of my head.

nights.raven said...

lol
how does that happen? if we havent seen the movies how do we get the songs stuck in our heads???

Marian Qaoteriity said...

I have no idea. But it's rather frustrated.

nights.raven said...

*nods* its incredibly annoying, i wish it wouldnt happen

Marian Qaoteriity said...

Excuse me, I meant to say that it's rather frustratING, not frustrated. Anyway, I'm afraid I've got to go now. Nice talking with you!

nights.raven said...

bye marian! *hugs* it was nice talking to u too, cya later!

Amanda Moore/China Sorrows, now Zinnia Batty said...

Happy birthday flame mesage frome valkyrie v * throws birthday cake at flames face*

nights.raven said...

hi china

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

DEREK!!!

OH MY GOD YOU CAN READ THE COMMENTS NOW?! YAY YAY YAY! I was - I tried so very hard to - going to tell you what Sparky did, but I was two posts away from the first page on the last post so I can post a comment, but my computer - my BROKEN computer - would not ALLOW it. It shut off as I was typing the comment. Just saying.

By the way, and I am NOT trying to be creepy, but I dreamed that I met you and you wouldn't leave me alone... It was creepy... I also once dreamed that you were a grouchy old hobo who owned a toilet company. That... I don't know how that happened, so don't ask. Please.

SAY HI TO ME MASTER DEREK! PLEASE! I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN! (No one can argue! I didn't see the rest of YOU having a party for him, or with NINETEEN Skulduggery books, or a Skulduggery blanket...)

Yes Derek, I am very insane. You are so correct about that. I think everyone agrees on that one. It's pretty obvious.

And also, I want to ask you something (*cough-something-that-will-make-me-explode-with-joy-if-you-do-it-cough*), and that something is if you will read my story. It isn't a fanfiction by any means, just a story. An amazing story that, so far, everyone loves. It's kind of long, though. Not like a book, but I want to make it into one. Eventually. I'm currently writing the seventh chapter, and I think that I have, oh, about 15,000 words. Please read it! You're the one who inspired me to write in the first place! If you read it, and told me what you though of it, it would be SO FREAKING COOL. That's be like having my inspiration telling me what they thought of my work. (I felt really weird refering to you as 'my inspiration'. I like calling you 'Derek' a lot more.) It's posted at http://valkyriesstories.blogspot.com/

Also, COME TO WASHINGTON. If you don't... *gives Derek a very threatening-looking glare to make time to think of a threat* ... I will steal a spoon from your kitchen and kill you with it! Just.. don't, you know, kick me in the face. That wouldn't be very nice, now would it?

Oh, and I've gathered 200+ minions for you. And my entire elementary school from last year is reading Skulduggery. Because of me. I rock.

This comment is long...

Did you get my letter? From Bella Votolato? You sent me a Christmas card and a letter, and I wrote one back. DID YOU GET IT? HMMM? DID YOU? I said that, if you still want to be a ninja, I can be like your combat accessory. I'd love to kick people. I've already got a list. *shows list to Derek by shoving it in his face*

Oh, and I got my signed books and poster from you. THEY ARE SO COOL. When I got them, I didn't let them out of my sight for about two hours, and for those two hours I was just reading the short stories and admiring the awesomeness... And the watch? I wear it everyday. It's on right now. Opposite of my hand with a black ring, which I have tricked people into believing that has Necromancer magic.

I feel like I'm forgetting to say something...

Oh! Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please... *continues for a thousand more words* Say something to Amanda. She was the girl with orange hair from the party. You know, the one eating frosting out of the can with a spoon. She was a major part of the party, and everyday we talk about Skulduggery and think of every possible thing that could happen when we meet you. We even once thought of what would happen if we 'accidentally' threw you at a wall... SAY SOMETHING TO HER! PLEASE! DON'T GIVE ME ALL THE CREDIT FOR THAT BIRTHDAY/DEATHDAY PARTY!

In conclusion to this ridiculously long comment... DEREK LANDY IS AWESOME!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

YES! IT POSTED!

nights.raven said...

u dreamt that Derek was a grouchy hobo who owned a toilet company?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Oh, and I know Amanda already relayed the message (thank you Amanda, I didn't think you would, because you always forget everything) but...

*throws cake in Flame Phoenix's face*

HAPPY THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY! THAT MEANS I GET TO KILL YOU THIRTEEN DIFFERENT WAYS! Here's the list:

1. Drop you in a blender with a Gremlin.

2. Feed you poisoned apples. Then you can be like Snow White. I think.

3. Pull your head off. Because that's what I do.

4. Turn you into Flame-flavored pie, like Amanda did in October.

5. The classic 'I will rip out your spine' kill.

6. Slap you. Very hard. Until you die.

7. Beat you with a stick.

8. Throw you off a 1,000 story building.

9. Feed you to a wild lizard.

10. Give you a knife by throwing it through your forehead.

11. your cake will be made of a bomb, and you will eat it. I'll force you to.

12. I'LL EAT YOUR SOUL!

13. Slice you into little, teeny, tiny pieces, like when we had our rematch when I was new to Blogger.

And then, because it's your birthday, I'll bring you back to life afterwards. So once again,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Yes, Raven, I dreamed that Derek was a grouchy old hobo who owned a toilet company. It... It was just weird.

Alexis A. said...

I've returned! For a long time? Probably not. But I'm still here.
Now, lets make a list on why I haven't been on this blog for ages:
-the new blog format (I'm sorry, but it just irritates greatly...)
-play practice EVERY SINGLE NIGHT from the beginning of February from the end of school to 7pm
-performing the play 4 nights straight from about 8 to 11pm
-avoiding my computer mainly because it mocks me and reminds me I haven't written in over a month

Now that that's out of my system, what'd I miss?

nights.raven said...

uh, thats really weird.

nights.raven said...

hi kim!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

AGH! IT TOOK ME BACK TO THE FIRST PAGE!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hi Kim!


You know, you guys have no idea how happy I am that this is working... It usually doesn't work unless I'm on my computer... It's the new format.

DEREK YOU CHANGE THIS FORMAT AND I WON'T BE ABLE TO COME ON. DON'T CHANGE IT.

Alexis A. said...

Falalalalalalalala

Alexis A. said...

OH! And I've also been preoccupied on a few other things.
1) The Hunger Games movie (I must get tickets...)
2) Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children sequel and movie (Tim Burton is directing!)
3) The Phantom of the Opera 25th Anniversary (Ramin Karimloo has the voice of an angel.)

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I read over half of Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children and I really didn't like it. I mean, I seriously handed it to my English teacher, in front of my entire class, and said, "I don't like it. Take it back. Now."

Alexis A. said...

The only thing I didn't like about it was that it wasn't horror... the pictures really heightened my expectations for a good scary story but it was an excellent fantasy either way IMO.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

That was the problem, the not-horror thing. I like scary books. Not books about people who are supposedly mentally insane.

nights.raven said...

i gtg, ill try to be back later, bye all *hugs everyone*

Unknown said...

it's almost impossible to find your books in Canada! good thing is, i have Amazon! btw i got you some more minions today, WOOOOO. me and my face book friends all share our FanFic stories about skulduggery! of course as you've mentioned in your blog, the Valduggery thing is not going to die down until we read to the 9th book. PROVE THEM WRONG. but i did agree with Ganith up until the whole remnant thing and tanith, yeah...
~skully4hire

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Bye Raven!

Fiona Valkyrie said...

Insane? Phst! I knew that already! ^__^ But I did not know you have a "wife of sorts" so tsk tsk for (1) not mentioning her and (2) posts like this: http://dereklandy.blogspot.com/2011/11/laura-katie-cecelia-and-alex-oh-my.html do I have a point? v__v
ALSO:
URGENT!!! for those of you who have no clue what Valduggery is, my warning is this: Don't Google it, Don't Skully (Skulpedia) it, Don't Bing Yahoo, Swag or SEARCH IT ANYWHERE!!! it is horrifying, it is sickening, it makes you wish you were a robot with no imagination. I kid you not (and I hate that term!)
anywho, before ths Uber-long comment (and sorry about that) is ove this is instructions on how to get to the next page:
first of all, the page-changer-thingys don't work at the top of the page, only at the bottom, so you have to scroll through 200 comments to get to the next page and so on. Yes, Master Landy, we broke the internet. Again. But not in the ways you would have imagined
toodles!

Fiona

Alexis A. said...

bye raven!
And they're not mentally insane....they have cool powers. I love Millard Nullings (im sure hes the invisible guy) and I end the conversation at that.

Alexis A. said...

I have a feeling I'll be stabbed with a pitchfork if I say where I stand on the Valduggery controversy.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm not for it! At all!

Alexis A. said...

*cough* Hey, I've got an idea! Lets talk about something un-Valduggery related!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Fine. Let's talk about... Oh, I know!

ME! I'm amazing! In like, a billion different ways!

*thinks* Wait, no, that'd take WAY to much time to talk about.

How about...

Have you read my story? If you need to be entertained, you should read THAT.

Alexis A. said...

I've read parts of it but I can never concentrate on reading something online. Its too distracting to me.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*frowns* I was watching a video and in it it said that I had to do something, so I immediately said, "Don't tell me what to do." And it was a video. That can't be a good thing.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Yeah, but it's awesome. Like, awesomely awesome.

Alexis A. said...

Oh dear, it definitely does not sound healthy mental wise.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Heheheh... I just read part of Sparky's short story. There's a part where everyone is saying how this guy tried to kill them and I - Ivy Animosity - say, "He came up to me and because I didn't know him I read his thoughts. He was thinking about making sure I gripped his right hand because that's where the poison was. So I punched him in the face. When his head didn't come off I was mildly surprised and he kept trying to hit me with the palm of his right hand. He wouldn't stop, so I left."

Note: His head not falling off? It usually works, on account that I'm a psychopathic murderer...

Alexis A. said...

Wow, sounds violent. And strangely comical....

Anonymous said...

We love you too.

:D

Anonymous said...
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Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Grr... My internet stopped working...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hi Kallista!

Alexis A. said...

Fudge, accidentally went to 1st page.

Alexis A. said...

Sparky and Flame? Fudge, what did I miss?

Alexis A. said...

And hi kal!

Alexis A. said...

Oh, well that's nice. They should get married on St. Patrick's Day.

Alexis A. said...

Yay! Cupity-cake.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Sorry I left!

Kal- I'm dandy, aside from the fact that my laptop doesn't work and I have to use the family computer now. How are you?

I had a fit about Sparky and Flame getting married... But Sparky said that I'm automatically the Maid of Honour. Because I'm Sparky's favorite person on here. (Don't argue...)

I have Greek food to eat, brb!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*uses Word to make story into book format*

Whoa, this thing is 74 pages in a book!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Stupid internet...

NOM Ominous said...

Hi, Derek! And everyone else!

NOM Ominous said...

Hi kallista, Hi Val v, Hi vex

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hi Thrust! I'm writing, so slow responses. (Ivy just kicked a door down... Hehehe...)

Alexis A. said...

Just returned from the library! And I really need to try to reach my deadline for some of my stories...

NOM Ominous said...

Whose going to pay for it? Or is the owner of it going to die anyway... That's a stupid joke but I posted it anyway. At least you know I know..

NOM Ominous said...

I bought skulduggery 1 and 3 paperback on amazon. To those who have experience, "HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO TAAAaaAAKE?"

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I ordered the collector's edition of book one from the UK (I'm in America) and it only took about 10 days...

Nicole Cerundolo said...

I am not suffering from insanity, I am enjoying every minute of it. Derek, take notes. Just in case you ever come near what I have-- and I warn you, it is extremely contagious.

I wish I could stay and chat with all the minions, but I must get a decent amount of sleep sometime... I suppose... >.<

~Farewell, minions, and Golden God, and Valduggery... XD

<3

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Oh, and Thrust, this is actually what happens when Ivy kicks the door down:

“Then how are we supposed to trust her? She killed that many people and got away with it, she could do the same to us!”

“She wouldn’t. I know someone who seems to be capable of telling her not to do something – and she can get Ivy to listen. In fact, she was with us that entire time. And they were both listening in on this conversation. Ivy, Anomaly, won’t you come inside?”

“Gladly,” Ivy said, then kicked the door. It snapped from its hinges and fell out of its frame. “I’ve been waiting to do that since we got here,” she said with a mischievous grin.

The man stared. “You can’t just kick down other people’s doors!”

“Oh, but I can. And I just did.”

He glared. “You had better pay for that.”

Ivy smiled. “See, you say that as a threat, but it isn’t scary to me. At all.”

“And you want her as security?” he asked Audacious. “She’s too conspicuous with her... methods of getting inside.”

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

It should've been "And you want her as security?"

NOM Ominous said...

Cool!

How do you order from the UK? I can only access the canadian amazon. I haven't really TRIED doing otherwise, so that could be a start.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

There's a part before that and it's like this:

“Oh I am so going to kill—“ Ivy started but Audacious put his hand over her mouth without thinking. Ivy bit his hand.

“Ow!”

“That had better have hurt.”

“It did!”

“Good. Don’t put your hand over my mouth.”

“Ivy, we came here for a reason and—“

Ivy put her hands over her ears. “I’m not listening till you say you won’t put your hand over my mouth.”
“Fine. I won’t. Happy?”
She grinned. “I’m not listening till you say that I’m amazing.”

Audacious sighed. “Ivy, we don’t have time for this. I need you to focus.” He reached over to take her hands away from her ears but she resisted and started shouting.

“I’m not listening! La la la la la! I’m not listening! Not until you say it! I’m not listening!”

“Ivy!” Audacious said, speaking loudly to be heard over her yelling. “Stop it!”

“I’m not listening!”
Ivy felt the man try to grab her and she whirled around, almost completely serious, her knife already pressing into his throat.

“If you have something to say to me,” Ivy said, smiling sweetly, “you can just say it now.”


(Ivy's got epic ninja skills XD )

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I do it by going to amazon.co.uk because it has all of the SP books, unlike the American one...

NOM Ominous said...

I love your story - Derek I love her story! Derek you should read it. It's almost like reading something YOU wrote but you can't entirely remember if you did. (you... you can read my stories as well, of couse, but so far there's nothing on my blog - so technically you can't read it, not yet, but when there's something amazing there don't worry I'll start bugging you to read my stuff as well.)



Val v, I think he may have even read your stories - he just can't tell you.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Thanks Thrust... I grinned while reading your comment just now. Do you really think Derek could've read it? That would've been so cool...

And there's a line in my chapter where Ivy says, "...That’s the point. No one likes people without a sense of humour, you know? Besides, I never get to joke around anyway. I love when I get to. I also love pulling out my knife super quickly. It’s because I’m Ivy Animosity. And Ivy Animosity has ninja skills.”

The title of the chapter is 'CHAPTER SEVEN: IVY HAS NINJA SKILLS'

NOM Ominous said...

Canada has everything - only it has the American version first trilogy which I hate. I didn't buy the first until I found it online, I got it from the library, I bought the second. Then I made the school library buy the whole series. Someone stoll the first Skulduggery so now no one who wants to read them can even though I tell them to GO TO THE PUBLIC LIBRARY there are some anoyances which I completely can't argue with. I now, in my brain took it apon myself to become the skulduggery pleasant library for those who don't live in the right place to get the free public library with the first book. ( I now (will) own all books except the fourth which is a pitty, but this feeling won't last long because I will get it... i just don't know when..

NOM Ominous said...

Damn it I thought of something hilarious while reading what Ivy says, but I forgot it as I finished. Don't you hate when that happens?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I hate it so much...

Someone just knocked on my door, and I heard talking so I went upstairs and you know who was there? My best friend Amanda. She didn't even ask to come over - which is hilarious - and then she said she was driving by and she deicided to come inside... It was awesome. She's gone now, but I showed her the "I'm not listening!" thing and she started laughing.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*thinks* If I finish this story and publish it as a book, I think I'm gonna have to dedicate it to Derek. He's what made me chose to write in the first place...

NOM Ominous said...

same.

well not the Amanda part - that wouold be weird. You know what I mean.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hahaha, that WOULD be weird... she was wearing one of our matching pins that say "DEREK LANDY'S MINION" on it.

NOM Ominous said...

I can't bring myself to write the amazing story I have in my head. It's a great idea, I just don't feel ready.



Also I don't have a bad guy... so yeah

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Everyone knows that I have a bad guy. *cough IVY cough*

NOM Ominous said...

I mean I know one of my good guys is a bad guy, but he can't start out by showing that can he? and I know the backstory for the story. (maybe I copuld write THAT to get me insired) but in general, I have no bad guy that I can kill off or something in the "first book".

Lavender Hope said...

OH. MY. GOSH! Derek said hi to me!!!
*screams then faints*
*wakes up again cuz the floor was too hard*
*screams again*
HE SAID HI TO MEEEE!!!!
i saw it on my email that he posted and now i'm here to say hi to every one else... or bye i guess... y do i always miss the fun things?

sorry i freaked. it's just i'm so new to this, i didn't know he would actually mention me at all. anyway so, some more people came to say hi but it seems that i dont know them either and everyone else does...
*sigh* it's hard trying to get to know everyone. anyway, going back a few comments...

i am an american minion, to those who don't know yet... and i would like to ask who else is from america and what state they live in... sorry if it's a personal question. just curious... btw i'm from california and now the time is 7:18 PM. just had dinner... anyway, i can see how late it is so... GOOD NIGHT!!!

NOM Ominous said...

Hi, Lavender

NOM Ominous said...

Good night

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Oh, it's the same time here and I'm in Washington State! You know, with Seattle and stuff! I'M AN AMERIMINION!

Lavender Hope said...

PS: i'm still here

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hmmmmm... i wonder when my mumzy will be back... She got off the plane about half an hour ago...

Lavender Hope said...

wow! cool!

NOM Ominous said...

Oh Hi lavender - good night to whom ever lavender was wishing that to

NOM Ominous said...

I don't think I'm an Ameriminion. I'm from Canada, we get all the books. Of course, I don't think the books part determines anything, just that I'm lucky

Lavender Hope said...

gosh, i am way too slow at typing. I just posted a comment 1 minute ago and someone else already posted something right behind me... >.< GAH!

NOM Ominous said...

Val v, Do you want me to ask you to explain that?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Lavender, just so you are aware:

I'm AWESOME!

Any references to Ivy means I'm talking about my story character

If I say 'the party' I'm usually talking about when I had a birthday party for Derek, and he posted a picture of it

If I say Amanda, I'm talking about my crazy best friend who sometimes comes on

AND I'M INSANE!

NOM Ominous said...

Ahem - that "someone else" is named Thrust Ominous. In some places

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

What? Oh, I was just, you know, thinking about when my mom will be back from the airport. She went to Las Vegas, and now I'm waiting for her to come home. I think that's what you were asking about...

NOM Ominous said...

Oh and I'm awesome

NOM Ominous said...

Now I'm a little confused.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Yeah, but I'm an awesome ninja.

(Derek, READ YOUR LETTER! As I said, I'm willing to be your ninja combat accessory by all means.)

Minnie said...

Well, good to hear, Derek. =) I just wrote my review of Death Bringer. It's on my blog here http://minniefacts.blogspot.com/2012/02/review-of-skulduggery-pleasant-death.html. It's not exactly glowing. You don't have to read it if you don't want to, but I felt like I had to tell you. I'll always support you as an author who listens to your fans and respects other people's opinions. =)

Lavender Hope said...

@ thrust: sorry bout that. just upset that i type slow

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Would it be a bad idea to lick the wall?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Agh... It was...

Lavender Hope said...

what did it taste like?
*ponders the taste of a wall*

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