Wednesday, February 22, 2012

I Hate Thinking Up New Titles For Blog Posts

When you write, you run out of steam.

It's obvious. When you do anything for long periods of time, you're going to run out of steam. You need to take a break, take a walk, do something else, recharge your batteries... I've got a few things I do, and they all work, but nothing- NOTHING- reinforces my enthusiasm as much as my Minions.

Whether it's reading the Comments on this accursed Blog (on those rare occasions when I CAN read the Comments grrrr) or popping in to the Bebo page (which I will do soon, I promise) or just heading over to the official (and fan-run) Facebook page (www.facebook.com/Skuttlebugfans), I always end up with a grin on my face, ready to get back to writing.

I never comment on the Facebook page, but I do visit. I have to, really. SOMEONE has to make sure these nutcases are behaving themselves. It was set up as something completely unofficial, but was filled with so many genuine folks that we just had to make Cory and Aby and Summer a part of the Skulduggery team. The wonderful thing about this is that, in some small way, you get to know the regular posters. I've never spoken with Zukiswa, but I know I'd like her if I did. Then there's Ellie and Ashley, two of the weirder ones. Georgina, of course, who has been around for YEARS and whom I adore. Olivia, my- ahem- wife of sorts. Never forgetting Becky, the irrepressible Becky, a girl for whom the word 'obsessed' was undoubtedly coined. There are loads of others- thousands of others, in fact- and their enthusiasm is infectious and good-humoured, and I'm glad that they have such a wonderful place to communicate.

(EDIT: and a quick glance at the Facebook page has made it clear that I somehow forgot to mention my dear Katy Amsden, one of my longest serving Minions. And while I'm not going to name everyone here, because this isn't a shout-out page, I will say hello to Joe and Nicole and Jordan and Ella- cool tattoo- and of COURSE a big hug and kiss goes to Megan Hobbs, with the clear understanding that she never mention the word baguette ever again.)

Another wonderful place is the Forums, at www.skulduggeryforums.co.uk. Again, I don't post any comments in the Forum, for a whole lot of reasons, mostly because I want to see how it evolves without my interference.

Practically every subject you could think of, to do with Skulduggery, is discussed here. Every few months I drop by and spend an evening just reading through the conversations. And there are some STARTLING conversations. The great thing is that you get real and honest opinions on the books and the various characters. You have people staunchly defending their point of view- like Liliana, who I've met a few times in Germany- and people working to convince others that their view is the right one. I've read their theories on what's going to happen, and some of these theories have veered close to what I had in mind, and some veered off wildly into the distance.

The internet, as we all know, is the refuge of the bully. You hear about it constantly- cyber-bullying and the ramifications it can have. And no doubt you've seen it yourself- focussed hatred and anger towards one individual that will not relent until that individual leaves. I've said it before, how happy I am that this Blog shows none of those tendencies, and neither does the Facebook page, and neither does the Forums. In the Forums, you have polar opposite opinions clashing with each other, but no one takes it personally. You have people arriving in the middle of a thread and announcing that, you know what? They don't really like the books anymore. And you get the politest and most understanding responses. You get one person loving Death Bringer, and then another hating it, and there is no animosity between them (the people who profess to dislike the most things seem to Synopsis and ExtraterrestrialGuy, but I think that's part of their inherent charm...).

I've never had a problem with people not liking these books. You can't please everyone, after all. If I read a bad review on Amazon or somewhere similar, I take it onboard, see if they have a point, and then move on. If it's constructive criticism, maybe it can even make the next book better. If it's not particularly constructive, then so be it. They didn't like it, and nothing I do or say will change that. And it's so gratifying that you, my Minions, seem to agree with me on this. There really is no point in getting annoyed with someone just because they don't like the same things you do.

One of the best Forum discussions I've read recently has been, bizarrely, part of the Pairings thread, where people hook characters up with each other. There is a group of people- Terry, Demented Kat, Moonie, Kribu, Holly-wa, Hallow Vigilance- who went off and had a long chat about, ahem, Valduggery. And for those of you who can't work out what Valduggery is, I'm not going to shatter your innocence here.

The thing about this discussion is the level to which all of this has been thought through. It stops being merely about the idea of Valduggery, and becomes an examination of Valkyrie and Skulduggery as individuals, and how much they mean to each other. As an extension of this, you also get a detailed investigation into the other characters as well.

Because these Minions, like most of you, seem to have an encyclopedic knowledge of all things Skulduggery, they regularly quote a line or two from the earlier books that have relevance to the later books. (I'm not really a fan of foreshadowing, and contrary to popular belief there isn't any of that in this series. Rather, there are hints of secrets that certain characters are keeping, that will only become apparent the more you read- and the more you re-read.) I've had a smile on my face when the conversation turns to how Skulduggery reacted to a certain piece of news in Mortal Coil, a reaction that only becomes understandable once you read Death Bringer, and then relate it back to what China said in the first book. It's so much FUN, as a writer, to drop these hints just when the series is starting off, and then wait a few years for the payoff. And it's places like the Forums, like the Facebook page and on Skulpedia that these things come to light.

So thank you, Minions, for all your hard work and thought and dedication. Thank you for treating each other with respect, and warmth, and thank you for how you welcome newcomers into the fold.

By the way, you're all insane.

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Stephanie Edgley said...

Try saying "sparky spat the spark key" over and over.

bluebird said...

hey guys :)

bluebird said...

any1?

bluebird said...

all alone.....

bluebird said...

i'll wait 10 mins

bluebird said...

damn star u left the same minute i came on...

bluebird said...

damn....

Stephanie Edgley said...

Actually . . . It's a riddle.

Sparky spat the spark key. Sparky spat the spark key. Was the sparky who was sparky the sparky who was spitting or the sparky who was spat?

You can't solve it unless you see it written down.

Whivh it is . . . But oh well.

bluebird said...

*sings to herself*

bluebird said...

OMG star finally!

Stephanie Edgley said...

Hi blue! Sparky spat the spark key!

bluebird said...

yes star u hav said that 100000 times already *shakes head*

Stephanie Edgley said...

Can you solve my riddle?

Sparky spat the spark key. Sparky spat the spark key. Was the sparky who was sparky the sparky who was spitting or the sparky who was spat?

bluebird said...

anything exciting happened?

Stephanie Edgley said...

It's not OMG blue it's OMGG! *shakes head*

bluebird said...

I hav no idea wat so ever *looks puzzled*

bluebird said...

wat is it?

Stephanie Edgley said...

*thinks* Not really. Sparky's off school coz of her headache

bluebird said...

aww :( lucky :)

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Stephanie Edgley said...

OMGG stands for oh my golden god, btw.

Stephanie Edgley said...

Blue?

bluebird said...

ok i get it now *rubs head*

Stephanie Edgley said...

You do?

Then i'm gonna delete the comment, so no one else knows it.

Stephanie Edgley said...

It's deleted!

bluebird said...

ok hahahaha :)

Stephanie Edgley said...

Blue, if a random new person comes on, ask them if they're eve.

Stephanie Edgley said...

She kept on changing her name, making us work out who she was.

And now i'm gonna kill her. *sigh*

Stephanie Edgley said...

Blue?

Stephanie Edgley said...

You still there?

bluebird said...

ok lol bye nite

Stephanie Edgley said...

Guess not . . .

Stephanie Edgley said...

Bye! Night!

Stephanie Edgley said...

People, i will be on again in seven hours. BE THERE.

Lavender Hope said...

i'm here for a bit... too bad everyone left already... *sigh*

Lavender Hope said...

SPARKY!!!

Lavender Hope said...

HI!

Lavender Hope said...

i'm the only one here at the moment... besides u

Sparky Braginski said...

*sees Hope*

I CAN LOOK AT THE VIDEOS NOW!!!

Lavender Hope said...

YAY!!! look at the first one first please. :) the call

Lavender Hope said...

i'm trying to write a story for my blog now...

Sparky Braginski said...

...

W. O. W.

Lavender Hope said...

did u see all of them? or just one?

Sparky Braginski said...

Just the first one.

But, WOW.

Lavender Hope said...

thank u for seeing it! ^.^

Sparky Braginski said...

*smiles*

And you dedicated it to me!!!

*hugs Hope*

You are SO GOOD!

Lavender Hope said...

THANK YOU!!! :D
and YOU'RE WELCOME!! now go look at the others!

Sparky Braginski said...

Okay!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

Last song, you are SO AMAZING!!!

Lavender Hope said...

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

Wowie!

You are in-freaking-sanely good!

Sparky Braginski said...

Val!

*hugs her*

Lavender Hope said...

THANK YOU!!! :D
i want to sing another song, but at the moment, i have to go. I'M SORRY! right after u saw my vids, too. :( i gtg. I WILL BE BACK!!! maybe in a few hours. BYE!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

Bye Hope!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Sparky! *hugs back*

I turned in a science project today, and guess what I managed to do it on?

Skulduggery Pleasant.

Sparky Braginski said...

Science on Skulduggery Pleasant...

Only you could pull that off.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hi Flame!


Yes, only I could do that. I compared the entire series to a cell. *nods* I'm amazing.

Sparky Braginski said...

Flame!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*tilts head* Is it just me or has the comment format thing changed?

Sparky Braginski said...

Yes, the format has changed.

Sparky Braginski said...

Val, e-mail.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Ok, just making sure I wasn't insane.

Well, now that I think about it... Yeah, I'm still insane.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Ugh comments not working Properly


What happened anyway?

Like come on Derek. Seriously. You love breaking things

Sparky Braginski said...

No Flame, the format is different.

Sparky Braginski said...

Again.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*thinks for a second, then frowns* My uncle recorded me singing "Rolling in the Deep". And he still has it. Which means... Which means my whole family will end up hearing it.

Oh God I hope I sounded good...

Sparky Braginski said...

*laughs*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

But, then again, my aunt and uncle (remember, he's a professional of some sort) kept saying I sounded AMAZING, so...

Sparky Braginski said...

Then you should be fine.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Okay, just checking. It's a good thing to sort of know I didn't sound like an idiot. Especially when I sang a solo in front of about 300 people on video...


So, how are you? I feel like I haven't talked to you in days.

Sparky Braginski said...

Well, I'm not at school because of a fever and a killer headache.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Still better than me. I had to go to school today. I stood in front of Amanda for 3 minutes saying, "Please please please please please please please please please please please..." because I wanted her to come over, but she still said no, she wanted to go home and do homework because she had to. :(

Sparky Braginski said...

Flame...?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I don't know if he can see our comments.

Sparky Braginski said...

Doing homework is a good idea.

*gets some very strange looks*

I have my reasons...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I don't do my homework too often... *blushes slightly*

I can blame my horrible algebra grade on that.

Sparky Braginski said...

Flaaaame.

Lavender Hope said...

HI! i'm back! i just found out that my schedule is free the rest of the day! yay!
Hi VAL! if you're still here...

Sparky Braginski said...

Yes.

Do your homework.

Yes, I mean it.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I AM! Hi Hope!

Sparky Braginski said...

Hello again Hope!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Well, I'm not doing it NOW. I can do it tomorrow. It isn't due till Wednesday.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...
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Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Bah, it's Monday, if you saw my deleted comment.

Sparky Braginski said...

Val, did you read the e-mail?

Sparky Braginski said...

Val, can I quote the fanfic?

It's got you in it...

Lavender Hope said...

:D val, did u see my blog yet? i posted me singing some different songs... here's my link:
http://lavenderhopestoryblog.blogspot.com/

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Yes, yes I did. And I responded.

*frowns, then starts freaking out* Oh my God! I have to send the confirmation slip back to some people so my poem gets published! AGH! I NEED TO DO THAT REALLY SOON!

Sparky Braginski said...

Really!?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Sure, Sparky.

You still have to send me the short story, by the way.

And I can't look at it right now, because I'm on my dad's computer... I really do want to hear it though!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Yes, I did like it Sparky. Why wouldn't I?

Sparky Braginski said...

KK...

It's got Flame and Ivy talking.

Here is the bit:


‘This is so boring.’ Ivy said.
‘Looking for clues is a necessity if you are a detective. Which I am.’
‘Well I’m an assassin. I kill things. This qualifies as boring.’
‘Yeah, I know…’

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Haha :D I'm sort of a detective, too, but only if I really have to be...

I dreamed that I was Ivy and I had to fight zombies but then I was taken hostage!

Sparky Braginski said...

*growls*

Flaaaaaame...

Sparky Braginski said...

You wouldn't like it cause...

Well, I didn't think you would enjoy that kinda thing...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

If it's an easy case I'll solve it. If it requires actual thinking, it qualifies as boring.

Sparky Braginski said...

It requires walking and not saying anything where no one will attack you.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

In that case...

Yeah, it's boring. I would probably just, you know, pull out my knife and start scratching wall until someone screams "IVY STOP IT!"

Sparky Braginski said...

Hmm...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Or I'd do whatever you wrote down that I did. can you send me what you have? PLEASE?

Sparky Braginski said...

Of the fanfic?

Lavender Hope said...

i'm still here btw... just don't really want to interrupt your conversation... i don't have anything to say about it anyway.

Sparky Braginski said...

I said hi Hope, you always could've joined in!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Yes of the fanfic. WHAT ELSE?

And I just read the newest part that you have on your blog, and as I read the part where Ivy starts laughing uncontrollably I burst out laughing too XD

Sparky Braginski said...

*evil smile*

Lavender Hope said...

well.... i didn't know what to say anyway, so i just didn't say anything at all. i am still here though.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hey, I'M supposed to have the evil smile!

*smiles so evilly and crazy it ends up making me have a look that involves my eyes open really wide and smiling like a psychopath* *holds the look for half a second before laughing like crazy*

Sparky Braginski said...

Fine...

*tackles Hope*

Does that give you something to talk about?

Sparky Braginski said...

*frowns*

FLAAAAAAME!!!

Oh, by the way, Val, should I post the poem on my blog?

Though I still insist that I'm not a poet.

Lavender Hope said...

*gets tackled*
AK! yes!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

If you want to, you can.

SEND ME YOUR FREAKING STORY!

Lavender Hope said...

well, i think you're a good poet, sparky.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I would send you chapter eight in return, but... er... I haven't started it... Not really...

Sparky Braginski said...

I SENT IT.

Sparky Braginski said...

Comment 4343!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

OK I JUST HAVEN'T GOTTEN IT.

Wait, no, I did, just now.

Sparky Braginski said...

*kicks wall*

FLAAAAAAAAAME!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

Brb, I need a drink...

Lavender Hope said...

brb. i gtg make myself a salad. mom says.
PS: i had a fight with the fridge. the drawer wouldn't close so i had to use both hands to shove it closed... the whole thing shook... hehe now i think my fridge is scared of me. LOL :D

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*reads it* Yep, that's typical me. Playing with knives in a boring situation.

But I'm surprised I didn't object when we got paired up...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*looks at the title of the email*

Would that EVER happen?

Sparky Braginski said...

No, but I'm allowed to dream.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*puts up sign* *points at it*

"No dreaming of the day when Ivy shuts up and stops bugging people. It will never happen."

Sparky Braginski said...

I would say you can't hear my thoughts, but I would be incorrect in saying so.

Lavender Hope said...

back!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

That is so true.

Sparky Braginski said...

WB Hope!

Lavender Hope said...

what does WB mean?

Sparky Braginski said...

Welcome Back.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*thinks of something entertaining that could happen*

*makes Saturnine appear, then uses thoughts to make her say-*

"I like trains."

Sparky Braginski said...

...Golden Goddamn Flame!

Lavender Hope said...

k :)

Sparky Braginski said...

*reads Val's comment*

Dear lord...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Earlier, I drew a picture of Ivy tearing someone in half, Zinnia (Amanda, though she hasn't appeared yet) standing there, laughing, and Anomaly, yelling at both Ivy and Zinnia for being 'rude' because they found amusement in killing someone.

Sparky Braginski said...

That's so funny.

...

*frowns*

Lavender Hope said...

*laughs at the comments from both of u*
u guys r funny... and sometimes random :P

Lavender Hope said...

which makes u funny

Sparky Braginski said...

Acceptable.

Oh, Val, check this!

*dives into the lake*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm usually random.

That drawing was all stick figures, with little details like Ivy's black hair and indigo eyes, Zinnia's rainbow hair and red eyes, and Anomaly's light brown hair and green eyes... and blood.

Lavender Hope said...

ooh! me too me too!
*follows sparky into the lake*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

AH! SPARKY!

*yanks her out of the lake and gets shocked* *swears and drops Sparky back in the lake*

Sparky Braginski said...

You totally missed the point Val.

*steps out of the lake, dripping with water*

I don't get shocked no more!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

What?! How?!

Sparky Braginski said...

How the hell should I know?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Uh... There's loads of reasons why you should. Like, you know, the fact that it's YOU.

Lavender Hope said...

*gets out of the lake*
that wasn't as fun as i thought it would be...

Sparky Braginski said...

Maybe I grew out of it.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Is it a bad thing that I'm planning on painting a picture where there's Ivy somewhere in it, and then dead bodies everywhere on the floor?

*hears conscience*

Yes, you should go to an insane asylum.


I might be back in a few minutes... Bye!

Sparky Braginski said...

K, bye Val!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

BACK!


Yes, I know, you were dying without me.

Sparky Braginski said...

Wow, you were away for so long.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I know. I'm surprised you aren't growing beards yet.

Sparky Braginski said...

*slaps Val then hides in tree*

Lavender Hope said...

can u guess what i am? as in, do u think i'm part chinese, korean, or japanese?
sorry random question. just curious to see if u can guess right.

Sparky Braginski said...

...Korean?

(I'm really awful at this sort of thing)

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

AGH! HOW DARE YOU SLAP ME! *throws blue ball of energy at the tree and it falls over* *laughs mischievously*




Sparky, check your email...

Lavender Hope said...

nope! guess again :)

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I have no clue...

Lavender Hope said...

nobody want to guess?

Sparky Braginski said...

Absolutely no idea Hope.

Wrong tree Val.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*swears* Dammit!

*reads Sparky's thoughts and finds her* *waves*

Sparky Braginski said...

You see?

I knew you were going to do that, and you're waving at a decoy!

Sparky Braginski said...

Wasting space time!

Sparky Braginski said...

I want first!

Lavender Hope said...

ok. i am three quarters japanese and rest american. my dad is japanese and my mom is part japanese, too.

Sparky Braginski said...

Now now now!

Sparky Braginski said...

Okay Hope!

Sparky Braginski said...

I wanna have first!

Sparky Braginski said...

Flame please get back on!

Sparky Braginski said...

Now, please!

Sparky Braginski said...

If possible.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I like trains!

Sparky Braginski said...

Which I hope it is.

Sparky Braginski said...

Oh Yay!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

You got first!

*kills decoy*

Lavender Hope said...

YAY! sparky got first and i hopefully got second! if not then third

Sparky Braginski said...

I dedicate this page to Flame coming back!

Please!

Now!

Okay now!

...NOW!

No?

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NOW!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Sparky, not to doubt your determination or anything, but I don't think that works to get people to come on. I did that for thirty hours straight at Derek and he didn't come on.

Sparky Braginski said...

Derek and Flame are two different people.

FLAME!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I know, but....

Sparky Braginski said...

But what?

Lavender Hope said...

sparky ...did u see that i dedicated my second song to u, flame, mist and eve? the song, These Times? i hope flame can see it too. and eve and mist... the song was for all of u... to help get u through the hard times. that's what the song was saying too :)

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

It's not like he can HEAR you telling him to come on. Otherwise, he would already be here...

Lavender Hope said...

i hope u know that...

Sparky Braginski said...

Yes, I did notice Hope.

Val I do not care.

Flaaaame...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I was just pointing out, but I was all-too-aware of how much I sounded like a jerk when I posted it.

Sparky Braginski said...

Hello...?

Sparky Braginski said...

Awkward...

Sparky Braginski said...

*kicks a rock into the lake*

Unh.

Lavender Hope said...

i'm still here. just reading something...

Sparky Braginski said...

Val, Hope, I would like your expert opinions.

Should I post the poem on my blog?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Oh my God, I was gonna say "Awkward" when I got here just now, but Sparky did before I could...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

If you want to, you should. If you don't, and if you are scared of criticism (which you shouldn't be; it was awesome), then you shouldn't.

Lavender Hope said...

valkyrie's blog to be exact... :) i'm starting on the VERY early pages.
@sparky
yes. i think u should. it's a nice poem and i think poems are a good way to express your feelings. :)

Sparky Braginski said...

Yeah, but Val, are you saying that because we're friends, or because you like it?

Sparky Braginski said...

...Val?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I like it. I do. I'm not just saying it.

Sparky Braginski said...

...Okay.

*smiles*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hope's reading my blog? Like, the early stuff? I hope it was good...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Now this question has come up from MY perspective...

Do you like my stuff? Not just cause we're friends?

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