Thursday, February 23, 2012

The End Of The World Is Nigh

Just got word- The End Of The World has officially been released.

I thought it wouldn't be available until the 1st of March, World Book Day, but apparently they release their books a week or two early so that people will have them in their hands for the day in question. I think the vouchers can be used in participating shops from tomorrow onwards, but if you don't have a voucher the books themselves are real cheap, so it shouldn't break the bank.

TEOTW isn't the only World Book Day book, of course, so look around, see if anything else takes your fancy.

The A/NZ version of TEOTW will be released tomorrow, I'm told. The only difference between the two versions are the extras at the back. In the A/NZ, there's the short story using characters created by Minions -with-funny-accents right here in this Blog (and don't worry, this story will be collected along with all of the others and released to the world sometime between now and Book Nine).

In the UK and Ireland version of TEOTW, instead of a story, we have some deleted scenes from my first draft of the first Skulduggery book. I figured it might be interesting to give you a peek into what Val's home life would have been like if I hadn't come up with the idea of the reflection. Here's a hint: it'd be completely different. No warmth, or humour, or Melissa rolling her eyes while Desmond does something odd. Have a read, and then see which one you prefer.

Oh, and to all you competition winners who have been sent the signed books, I still have to send you a signed copy of Death Bringer. I've signed them and everything, I just haven't, er, sent them yet.  Ahem. The upside is that now I'll be able to send you signed copies of TEOTW as well- so yay me!

Oh, and as usual, even though TEOTW is only a novelette, keep spoilers to an absolute minimum in the comments section. You may continue to babble now.

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Zathract Mist said...

*beg

Eve the ROCK said...

If I don't find out now, I might just have a cardiac arrest.

I heart Derek.

I heart a lot of things.

Zathract Mist said...

...Do you realize that Nixion is about a second away from killing you now, Dylan?

Nixion Strange said...

IT...DOESN'T...SAY...ON...YOUR...KINDLE...!!!!!!

Zathract Mist said...

He said it...ARGH!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

What? I thought you had the book! *is genuinely confused*

Zathract Mist said...

Nixion, kill him.

*sits back in hammock*

Nixion Strange said...

DIE...DYLAN...!!!!

Nixion Strange said...

*breaks Dylan's spine with a touch, and kicks him while he's down*

Eve the ROCK said...

No, I'll do it.

*suffocates Dylan with miniature pillow*

Ebony Law said...

Nope, doesn't say.

Zathract Mist said...

Who want milkshakes?

*walks over to the milkshake maker*

Ebony Law said...

-Remains alive and untouched-

Nixion Strange said...

Gab, we must kill Dylan

*breaks leg and kicks him in the stomach*

Eve the ROCK said...

At least we know he's coming! If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go tell my mother.

Zathract Mist said...

*turns and hurls a fireball at him that can not be put out*

Stephanie Edgley said...

Calm down, people! Why are you killing dylan, anyway?

Gabriel said...

*spears Dylan with light*
What's happening?

Zathract Mist said...

And you can't be untouched and unhurt. Everyone here is so much more powerful than you. In fact...*checks Australian clock* you're burnt to death now. My fireballs are just awesome like that. Bye, Dylan!

Nixion Strange said...

HE...SAID...MIST...EXPLAIN...KILL...DYLAN...NOW!

Gabriel said...

Why are we trying to kill Dylan?

Ebony Law said...

-Douses flame lightly-

I told you. I do not take kindly to these actions. Quit it. -Clicks fingers, cultivating large flame-

Stephanie Edgley said...

Why are we killing dylan?

Nixion Strange said...

*Calls in Lord Vile...again*
DEAL WITH HIM B****

Gabriel said...

Why ARE WE TRYING TO KILL DYLAN?

Nixion Strange said...

MIST, EXPLAIN!

Ebony Law said...

-Holds palms clasped together and slowly parts them- *You all feel ripple in air*

Zathract Mist said...

Dylan, that is impossible, like I've explained. I'm not going to do it again. You're dead.

We're killing him because he wasted about half an hour of our time and got everyone excited and teased us and then said he didn't actually know anything.

Nixion Strange said...

*Shoots Dylan in the head*

Eve the ROCK said...

I cannot believe she doesn't find this exciting!!!!!

Ebony Law said...

-Pushes hands together quickly and lets them out- -Ball of air implodes and you all get pushed back-

Nixion Strange said...

GAB, THE GOLDEN GOD IS COMING ON TOUR TO AUS AND NZ!!!!!!

Zathract Mist said...

Whatever, everyone just ignore him. Who wants a milkshake?

*pours chocolate one*

Nixion Strange said...

ohh
Banana!

Stephanie Edgley said...

Okay. I have socks now. And i'm going. Bye!

Eve the ROCK said...

You're not doing it right guys. *calls Cthulhu*

Ebony Law said...

I TOLD YOU I WOULD CHECK IN THE FIRST PLACE BUT YOU WERE ALL RUDE AND THEN IT WASNT IN THE KINDLE! DONT BLAME ME!

Zathract Mist said...

*stands there unfazed as the ball of air implodes*

Nixion Strange said...

Lord Vile and Cthulhu
HA!

Eve the ROCK said...

I want a milkshake! Live chicken flavour!

Ebony Law said...

Now leave me be and go GOOGLE THE FREAKING TOUR INFO THINGY!

Zathract Mist said...

*gets the milkshake and hands it to her*

Nixion Strange said...

changed my mind
BANANA-BERRY FLAVOUR, MIXED WITH SNEZELBERRY!

Zathract Mist said...

I did that already. There is nothing on google.

Nixion Strange said...

ALREADY GOOGLED IT! SAYS NOTHING!

Eve the ROCK said...

Sorry, Dylan. You can't imagine how excited we are. We're youngsters. You can't blame us for overreacting. *stabs Dylan* Can't blame.

Nixion Strange said...

No, it's not because we're young, it's because we're bigger fans

Zathract Mist said...

*hurls three more fireballs at Dylan before slamming a fist into his gut and kicking him off the cliff Sparky uses*

And don't come back!

*hands Nix the milkshake*

Eve the ROCK said...

No I've got the dates here guys!

Ebony Law said...

Oh, screw you, Eve. Don't stab me because you're "overexcited".

Nixion Strange said...

*Drinks it*
ahhhh

Zathract Mist said...

*groans*

I need to leave now. I might get a change to get on the iPod but if not...talk tomorrow. Early. In the morning!

*hugs Eve*

Bye guys!!

Nixion Strange said...

DATES...AGH!

*has heart attack*

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh wait it was 2010....:(

Nixion Strange said...

EVE!

Bye Mist

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Mist *hugs*

*starts crying*

Nixion Strange said...

brb

Zathract Mist said...

Don't you dare talk to her like that.

*pats Eve*
*glowers at Dylab*
See what you've done?

Zathract Mist said...

*dylan

Zathract Mist said...

You don't deserve a capital letter.

Gabriel said...

Why are we angry at Dylan?

Gabriel said...

Someone answer me.

Gabriel said...

Hello?

Nixion Strange said...

HE SAID HE KNEW WHEN DEREK LANDY WAS COMING ON TOUR, BUT HE DIDN'T!

Zathract Mist said...

Need to go now. But. Kill dylan, nix

Zathract Mist said...

And finish ch 3

Gabriel said...
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Gabriel said...

*damn it*
*kicks Dylan*

Nixion Strange said...

nothing personal Dylan

Gabriel said...

Nothing.
*kicks Dylan upwards*
Personal.
*sends three spears after Dylan*

Nixion Strange said...

is he even here?

Gabriel said...

I have no idea.

Gabriel said...

DYlan?
I think he left because he was being cyber-imaginary-bullied.

Nixion Strange said...

DYLAN?

Gabriel said...

who is here?

Nixion Strange said...

maybe...
it was just a joke, though he didn't know that, being his first time an' all

Gabriel said...

yEAH...
Oh he's older than me.

Nixion Strange said...

he's 15
older than me as well

Gabriel said...

Yeah...
Where is everybodY?

Nixion Strange said...

gone...

Nixion Strange said...

hang on
EVE! GET DOWN HERE!

Eve the ROCK said...

Uh-oh. I think I just entered a Skulduggery competition I wasn't supposed to enter.

Nixion Strange said...

me too
the one on the website
about the signed books and xbox?

Eve the ROCK said...

Yeah....I'm an aussie though....

Eve the ROCK said...

Will I be punished?

Nixion Strange said...

me too
but my email says AU on it, so they should tell
btw, what was your answer?

Gabriel said...

WHERE IS IT??

Eve the ROCK said...

Melissa Edgley, Desmond Edgley, Fergus Edgley, Carol Edgely, Crystal Edgley.

Eve the ROCK said...

http://www.skulduggerypleasant.co.uk/theendoftheworld/

Nixion Strange said...

if you win (and the chances...) they'll email you, and you'll say you're Aussie, and they'll say you can't win

Eve the ROCK said...

There it is, Gab. Butcha can't enter coz you a kiwi.

Zathract Mist said...

Alison Edgley!!

Eve the ROCK said...

I most certainly will NOT say I'm an aussie. I'll tell them I live in the UK, go there, collect my prize, and come back.

Eve the ROCK said...

Sge wasn't mentioned in the sample. It was the first book.

Nixion Strange said...

Well, you forgot Stephanie...
and it's only on the text sample, not in the whole book

Eve the ROCK said...

*she

Eve the ROCK said...

It mentioned Gordon and Steph in the comp description, and then it said name every other family member.

Nixion Strange said...

and did you look at the thing on the left side
You can listen to SP 1 for free

Eve the ROCK said...

And they were all mentioned in the sample.

Eve the ROCK said...

oh yeah forgot about that

Nixion Strange said...

Gordon Edgley is, amongst other things, a horror writer and uncle. He is also dead. Stephanie, his beloved niece, is saddened by this unexpected event. In the first Skulduggery Pleasant Book you are introduced to the rest of Gordon's family. Name the other family members who make an appearance in the sample found on this website.

Gabriel said...

I'm not a Kiwi..
I'm Filipino but I live in NZ

Nixion Strange said...

Skulduggery Pleasant; wise cracking detective, powerful magician, master of dirty tricks and burglary (in the name of the greater good, of course), oh yeah, and dead!

If you can't wait to find out what happens next, here's a brief synopsis and a sample chapter...

Buffy meets Dr Who meets Ghostbusters in this thrilling new book you won't want to put down!

Stephanie's uncle Gordon is a writer of horror fiction. But when he dies and leaves her his estate, Stephanie learns that while he may have written horror, it certainly wasn't fiction.

Pursued by evil forces intent on recovering a mysterious key, Stephanie finds help from an unusual source – the wisecracking skeleton of a dead wizard.

When all hell breaks loose, it's lucky for Skulduggery that he's already dead. Though he's about to discover that being a skeleton doesn't stop you from being tortured, if the torturer is determined enough. And if there's anything Skulduggery hates, it's torture…

Will evil win the day? Will Stephanie and Skulduggery stop bickering long enough to stop it? One thing's for sure: evil won't know what's hit it.

Nixion Strange said...

show me where it says mention all the family members

Eve the ROCK said...

"Name the other family members who make an appearance in the sample found on this website."

Every one of the family members I mentioned were in the sample.

Nixion Strange said...

oh, i misread it

Zathract Mist said...

Eve are you still sad?

Eve the ROCK said...

Yeha.

We always have to miss out on something. We get the short story, but everyone else gets heaps of other stuff, :(

Zathract Mist said...

We also get a tour.

Zathract Mist said...

Btw Internet could go any second...

Eve the ROCK said...

Yes. But it's not Dylan. It's just...I don't want to be dissapointed again. I want Derek to come to Adelaide, because if he doesn't, I can't go. *bursts into tears* I know I should be happy, but....*cries*

Nixion Strange said...

Derek goes on a tour around the UK every year, and we're lucky if we get him every 2 years. Very Lucky, and it propably won't happen again

Eve the ROCK said...

EXACTLY!!! *wails*

Bye Mist *hugs*

Zathract Mist said...

*hugs Eve*

It's okay...

Eve the ROCK said...

*continues to wail*

Actually, what am I doing? I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooo excited!!!!

Zathract Mist said...

He WILL go to Adelaide.

Zathract Mist said...

He WILL go to Adelaide.

Stephanie Edgley said...

Back. Hi, zathract, nix, eve. Yeah, it must be real disappointing if your favourite author comes to your country from the other side of tge world, but if he doesn't come near enougg for you to see him.

Eve the ROCK said...

*jumps up and down with every aussie and new zealander* He's coming! He's coming! And I'll be the Skulbassador of SA!!!

That's Skulduggery and ambassador mashed together.

Zathract Mist said...

950th

Gabriel said...

yOU DIDN'T SAY HI TO ME sTAR.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hehe. Nice, Mist.

Zathract Mist said...

And he'd better come to NSW too...

Nixion Strange said...

he'll come to melbourne, sydney, adelade, and other places

Stephanie Edgley said...

Oh, sorry, gab. Hi. I didn't see you. I just looked at the nearest comments. You must have been a bit further up.

Eve the ROCK said...

He'd better!

Oh my god what if somehow we ended up in the same group Derek's visiting! That would be sooooooo cool! But it won't happen. :(

Stephanie Edgley said...

Oh, sorry, gab. Hi. I didn't see you. I just looked at the nearest comments. You must have been a bit further up.

Eve the ROCK said...

Learn to spell Adelaide. *slaps Nix*

Zathract Mist said...

*hugs Eve again*

Better now?

Gabriel said...

eVEN i KNOW HOW TO SPELL aDELAIDE

Eve the ROCK said...

YES!!! Why wouldn't I be? Derek's coming to visit!!!!!! And now I must go, for I have a sore and itchy throat, and I must spread the news to my probably disinterested family. BYE!!! *hugs Gab, Nix and Star, then hugs Mist*

Stephanie Edgley said...

It might have been the computer or whatever, not nix.

Zathract Mist said...

Bye Eve!

Nixion Strange said...

gotta go
See you some day
Bye!

Nixion Strange said...

gotta go
See you some day
Bye!

Gabriel said...

bYE eve

Stephanie Edgley said...

Bye eve!

Stephanie Edgley said...

Bye nix!

Zathract Mist said...

Bye Nix

Zathract Mist said...

Bye Nix

Gabriel said...

Bye Nixion.

Zathract Mist said...

Actually, I'd better get to sleep now to.

Bye guys!!

Stephanie Edgley said...

Well, for you lot, it must be somewhere near 11:00 at night, right? It's 11:46 in the afternoon here.

Zathract Mist said...

Quarter to 11 for me.

Gabriel said...

Well it's 12 46 am here//

Stephanie Edgley said...

Bye zathract!

Gabriel said...

Bye Mist.

Stephanie Edgley said...

Yeah . . . 10:45 PM, 11:45 AM. Thought the differrnce would ve something like that.

Stephanie Edgley said...

Bye mist. So is it after midnight for you gab? I always throw confetti every midnight i'm at blogland.

Gabriel said...

It's really late here.

Gabriel said...

I don't have confetti here...

Zathract Mist said...

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Whoops...

Gabriel said...

1st

Stephanie Edgley said...

Yep. Thought so. You barely ever get people on here 12:00 PM - 4:00 PM in my time here. Because the aussis are asleep and the uk people are at school and the americans . . . I think, in washington at least, they'd also be asleep or at school.

Gabriel said...

Mist!!

Gabriel said...

Zathract is still on.

Zathract Mist said...

Not fair, I know...

Stephanie Edgley said...

*grans confetti out of nowhere and throws it*

There you go. It's about an hour too late though.

Zathract Mist said...

Not for long though, Internet could die at any second.

Stephanie Edgley said...

No, it ISN'T fair. Do you realise how much SPACE you've wasted?

Zathract Mist said...

3 mins to midnight. I had better sleep before then because I go entirely evil after midnight.

2 mins

Zathract Mist said...

Yeah 15 comments.

Stephanie Edgley said...

So dedicate, then. I'm not annoyed anymore, by the way.

Zathract Mist said...

1 min

Stephanie Edgley said...

DEDICATE, ZATHRACT!

Zathract Mist said...

...MIDNIGHT...

Stephanie Edgley said...

QUICKLY!

Gabriel said...

It's alrready midnight here.
Shoot. I forgot about Alias.... Damn it it's halway finished..

Zathract Mist said...

Wait it's eleven bit midnight...

Oh well dedications:

Stephanie Edgley said...

Damn it. Okay then, evil zathract, YOU dedicate.

Gabriel said...

Who watches Alias?

Zathract Mist said...

I WOULD dedicate it entirely to Eve but she isn't even online to see it so u dedicate this page to everyone except for Sparky because I'm still angry with her.

Stephanie Edgley said...

Oh it's just noon here. Twenty-four hpurs difference, would you look at that.

Zathract Mist said...

*i not u

Stephanie Edgley said...

Yay! It's partly dedicated to me again!

Zathract Mist said...

I am REALLY tired...

Gabriel said...

yAY ME TOO.

Zathract Mist said...

Star...and Gab...

SOrry, im mumbling that's how tired I am...

Stephanie Edgley said...

I was on at about 2:00 AM once, and i was being really tired and all, and then i just thought : 'ooh! Tuna mayo sandwiches!' So i put that down, and then i just couldn't stop giggling for some inexplainable reason. It wasn't even funny.

Gabriel said...

That happens to me...
I laugh and laguh and it's not even funny.

Zathract Mist said...

If u 2 decide to talk privately I'll leave *slumps against wall half asleep*

Zathract Mist said...

I act really weirdly when I'm tired.

Stephanie Edgley said...

Tiredness makes you do strange things . . .

*munches tuna mayo sandwich*

Gabriel said...

Why would we talk privately?

Gabriel said...

I don't..
I just sleep at my music class.

Stephanie Edgley said...

Yes gab, that's a very good question.

Zathract Mist said...

I will though, if you want. *walks in to tree-house and grabs hot chocolate.

Zathract Mist said...

I don't know! I'm tired!

Zathract Mist said...

*comes back out and drinks in one go. Sighs and walks back to grab anothr*

Stephanie Edgley said...

I will be in twelve hours.

Zathract Mist said...

Talk.

Zathract Mist said...

I'll be wide awake in 12 hours

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