Thursday, February 23, 2012

The End Of The World Is Nigh

Just got word- The End Of The World has officially been released.

I thought it wouldn't be available until the 1st of March, World Book Day, but apparently they release their books a week or two early so that people will have them in their hands for the day in question. I think the vouchers can be used in participating shops from tomorrow onwards, but if you don't have a voucher the books themselves are real cheap, so it shouldn't break the bank.

TEOTW isn't the only World Book Day book, of course, so look around, see if anything else takes your fancy.

The A/NZ version of TEOTW will be released tomorrow, I'm told. The only difference between the two versions are the extras at the back. In the A/NZ, there's the short story using characters created by Minions -with-funny-accents right here in this Blog (and don't worry, this story will be collected along with all of the others and released to the world sometime between now and Book Nine).

In the UK and Ireland version of TEOTW, instead of a story, we have some deleted scenes from my first draft of the first Skulduggery book. I figured it might be interesting to give you a peek into what Val's home life would have been like if I hadn't come up with the idea of the reflection. Here's a hint: it'd be completely different. No warmth, or humour, or Melissa rolling her eyes while Desmond does something odd. Have a read, and then see which one you prefer.

Oh, and to all you competition winners who have been sent the signed books, I still have to send you a signed copy of Death Bringer. I've signed them and everything, I just haven't, er, sent them yet.  Ahem. The upside is that now I'll be able to send you signed copies of TEOTW as well- so yay me!

Oh, and as usual, even though TEOTW is only a novelette, keep spoilers to an absolute minimum in the comments section. You may continue to babble now.

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Gabriel said...

What the hell, Dylan?

Ebony Law said...

Kallista. Could you start up a conversation?
And...

-Gives small frame with piece of paper in it-

Muh... Gah... Hm..
Ah. Here it is. Autograph.

-Squeals in delight-

Do you like my taken name?

Zathract Mist said...

I bet, and HOPE, she hates it.

Ebony Law said...

Hm. I forget the part where I actually asked for your permission. Off the top of my head, I don't think I did. Fancy, that.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*cough Dylan wants to marry Kal cough*

Ebony Law said...

-Holds cupcake and closes eyes for a moment to savour it-

-Eats cupcake with delight-

Nixion Strange said...

pfffft
HAHAHAHAHA DYLAN, YOU IDIOT!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*cough SHE'S ALREADY MARRIED cough*

Nixion Strange said...

i know
THAT'S WHY IT'S SO FUNNY
and he's just an idiot
HAHAHAHA

Ebony Law said...

A Goddess queen wearing a tank-top? Whoa. That's just... odd. Isn't it? But, as they say...


~Beryl frowned. "What kind of teacher wears leathers and rides a motorbike?"

Tanith gave Beryl a smile. "The kind who looks good in it."~

Zathract Mist said...

*stifles laughter*

Sparky Braginski said...

*covers ears*

Everyone! There's no point in fighting.

Just go with it and life will be so much better.

I used to be really mean to Flame, just because I didn't like him.

And then I thought, 'what's the point in making life difficult?'

So I chilled. And now-

*voice cracks*

And now, I love him.

Stop fighting.

Nixion Strange said...

Kal, let him down gently

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

It's not teacher, idiot. It's doctor.

Ebony Law said...

I'm not much of an idiot. And I don't wish to marry Kal. I'm showing that I'm so glad to meet her.

I'm sure you have friends that you say you love. Hm? Yes. Indeed. I don't wish to marry her. I have a girlfriend of my own, and I have no interest in getting married at this age.

Zathract Mist said...

But Flame was never an idiot Sparky.

All the same, I'm going to stop talking now.

Nixion Strange said...

alright Sparky

*offers bucket of cream to Dylan*
(i am the supreme ruler of cream)

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Sparky, you of all people know that I don't give up a grudge for being irritated at someone. I'm just too stubborn to get over things.

Ebony Law said...

Nixion, if there is some awfully warped dimension where you can, shut your mouth and let Kal do what she wishes, because I'm sure Kal is smart enough to do so, without your permission or opinions, or your petty little insults.

Sparky Braginski said...

Actually, Flame was an idiot on several occasions.

Val will second that.

Ebony Law said...

-Looks at bucket of cream-

See how skinny I am? Yeah. I'd rather not.

-Takes bucket from- Thanks.

Nixion Strange said...

but... i like insulting people... and i gave you cream...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*nods* Most occasions, actually.

Sparky Braginski said...

*looks at Dylan, opens mouth to scream and thinks better of it*

Dylan, you can do what you like.

*lies in hammock and cries quietly*

Ebony Law said...

You like insulting people? Make sure you said that, and I'll react.

Nixion Strange said...
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Ebony Law said...

-Dumps bucket of cream over head and floats away-

Nixion Strange said...

said it, never taking it back

Gabriel said...

...

Nixion Strange said...

Dyaln, your ears look like bat ears
But i mean that in a good way :)

Zathract Mist said...

*sniffles*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Dylan, I do not like you.

At all.

You act like you're so superior, and better, and smarter, but you aren't.

You are annoying, stupid, and so far you seem to be a jerk to everyone.

If you talk to me, I will most likely ignore you.

Sparky Braginski said...

Thanks Kal.

You really love Octa, don't you?

Ebony Law said...

Hm.

-Laughs at Nixion and watches Cream ooze down him-

Gabriel said...

Hi Dylan.

Ebony Law said...

You don't know what my ears look like.

Nixion Strange said...

i am the supreme ruler of cream
*cream attacks Dylan*

Gabriel said...

Dylan, there's something on your face...
*punches Dylan*
IT WAS PAIN!!!

Ebony Law said...

Valkyrie, I don't act all those things. Other people think they are. I don't think I'm superior to anyone, or inferior. I don't need to prove myself, but most of you just love the thrill of the chase by insulting me. So excuse me if-- Omfg. My eyes just changed from blue to purple... now to blue again. OMG!

Nixion Strange said...

keep calm
and fly south for the winter

Gabriel said...

i LOVE A GOOD FIGHT...
I sure do...

Zathract Mist said...

http://i1232.photobucket.com/albums/ff372/NeoZathier/FlySouthForWinter.png

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Did Dylan say something? Yes? Really? That's unfortunate.

Nixion Strange said...

some of my multiply personalities agree with Gab
The others say fight's stupid
Oh great, now they're having a personality war...

Ebony Law said...

Alright, Val. I'll play your little game.

Sparky Braginski said...

Kal?

Ebony Law said...

So, Kal, how are you today?

Gabriel said...

Mist that's awesome.

Ebony Law said...

Oh, and Kal... would you like one of my famous Skittle\Redvine\Fanta slushies?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Sparky, will you speak with me? I need to ignore a very annoying invisible person.

Gabriel said...

I like being fair to everyone.

Let's take a vote, people who hates Dylan say aye
People who don't, please stay quiet.

Sparky Braginski said...

Right this second, I am not talking to anyone unless I ask them a question.

Nixion Strange said...

insivible people are the worst

Ebony Law said...

I couldn't care less if you ignore me, Val. It's probably better, because now I don't have to be bothered by your insults that don't hurt, but are just weird and... disturbing.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ebony Law said...

Val, you just recognised my existence.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Dylan, you know what? You piss me off. A lot.

So much, in fact, that I am leaving. Right now.

Goodbye.

Gabriel said...

Dylan,

Gabriel said...

Bye Val.

Zathract Mist said...

Hey, Nix?

Nixion Strange said...

Yeah Mist?

Sparky Braginski said...

That's great Kal.

You two seem really happy together.

When I first came on the blog, you were still dating.

Ebony Law said...

Kal, you didn't answer me.

Zathract Mist said...

Feel free to use that as you may.
I'm going back to crying now.

Gabriel said...

Again, another cool picture.

Nixion Strange said...

THAT IS SO COOL MIST!

Gabriel said...
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Ebony Law said...

Mist, what's wrong? Is there another thing about your grandfather?

Gabriel said...

Shut up Dylan

Zathract Mist said...

Dylan, please just...

I don't want to be angry with you. Everyone just leave me for a while. And no, it's not my grandfather, though I'm still sad about him too.

Nixion Strange said...

i know what happened Mist
It'll work out

Gabriel said...

Oh.

Zathract Mist said...

*shakes head*

I'm fine.

*continues crying, quite obviously not fine*
(I won't be talking much from now on)

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

HAE GUYS!




*tries not to be crazy for Dylan's sake*

Ebony Law said...

Zathract. Please tell me so I know what the situation is at the moment, and see if I can help.


-Goes into treehouse and makes mah famous slush for Kal and adds some sour Skittles-

-Hands to-


Enjoy. :)

Nixion Strange said...

your name just invokes something... unusual. It's to extravigant

Nixion Strange said...

to flambouant

(i don't care much for spelling)

Ebony Law said...

Good, Freakfan. Control. Contrroooooollll


-Freakfan thinks I'm a balloon-


Freakfan. What did I tell you about the medication?

Ebony Law said...

Nix, who are you talking about?

Nixion Strange said...

sorry Mist, but i gotta go
See you all some other time.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Dylan, what did it ell you about how much I dislike you?

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Are you talking to me???



I LOVE MY NAME! (because I am awesome!)

Nixion Strange said...

and i was talking about freakfan

Gabriel said...

Bye Nixion.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Yes yes I'm taking it *not*





*gulps down medication*

Sparky Braginski said...

Unh.

I can't stop thinking about Flame.

He has to come back.

Gabriel said...

I like trains.

Nixion Strange said...

i bet he will Sparky

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Bye Nixion!

Nixion Strange said...

what did you say in the email?

Sparky Braginski said...

But it isn't Flame keeping himself away this time.

It's his mum.

Lavender Hope said...

hi! i'm back... i missed so much... i'm starting to not like dylan and regithus :( everyone here is so upset... i don't like it... it gets me upset, too... :(


well, let's hope tomorrow will be better. that reminded me of a song, avril lavigne's Darlin... whoever's heard of it. maybe u should listen to it. it's nice :)

Gabriel said...

But his mum can't watch him forever.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

OMG I LOVE ASDF MOVIES!!!!!!!




*DIE POTATO!*

*Not today!!!!!*

Sparky Braginski said...

Bye Kal.

Gab, she can try.

Nixion Strange said...

it really depends what you said in the email

Gabriel said...

Yeah it does...mothers can be overprotective.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Bye Kallista!

Gabriel said...

Bye Kallista.

Lavender Hope said...

bye kal :) SMILES!!! wish it could help the mood :(

Gabriel said...

I'm really getting bored.

Sparky Braginski said...

I'm leaving.

Nixion Strange said...

so am i

BYE!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

LLAMAS AND SNA - oops.

Gabriel said...

Bye Sparky.
Everyone's leaving...

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*cries*



AM I ALONE AGAIN????





*gets driven to craziness*

Gabriel said...

@Skulduggery Pleasant Biggest Freak Fan (Also Leader of The Pink and Purple Polka-Dotted Llamas & Snails) - PROUD MEMBER OF THE STRAIGHT JACKETS! *Spits out live chicken* I LOVE SCISSORS
You remind me of someone...

Zathract Mist said...

I can't stay here.

Bye.

*fades away along with tree-house*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

You know why? Because certain people are jerks.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*has sudden outbursts*




tralalalalalalalalalalalalaSNAILS!TralalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalLLAMAS!TralalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaAWESOME!TralalalalalalalalalalalalalalalHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE - oops

Gabriel said...

*nods*
Yes, some people are jerks and you can't even kill them.

Ebony Law said...

Valkyrie. I'm so sorry for the way I was acting before - if I was doing anything wrong. So could we forgive eachother and everything? I'd like it, because you're crazy, and random, and I really want you to be my friend.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Yea - I've been told that a lot.

Gabriel said...

@Skulduggery Pleasant Biggest Freak Fan (Also Leader of The Pink and Purple Polka-Dotted Llamas & Snails) - PROUD MEMBER OF THE STRAIGHT JACKETS! *Spits out live chicken* I LOVE SCISSORS You remind me of Star.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Well I hold grudges. And I while I may only have a few friends, I don't need anymore.

Zathract Mist said...

I say that sarcasm exists because killing is against the law.

Lavender Hope said...

WHAAA!!! Bye PEOPLE WHO R LEAVING!!! Sparky, tomorrow, dont forget. my song is dedicated to u. i wish u luck! SMILES!!! :]

Gabriel said...

My friends aren't even my friends anymore..some of them.

Some people should suffer.

Sparky Braginski said...

Thanks Hope.

Zathract Mist said...

I am quite excited for a short amount of time.'I just found out that and image I drew and edited on the computer (http://i1232.photobucket.com/albums/ff372/NeoZathier/Slaz.png) is going to be made into a T-Shirt!

Lavender Hope said...

*quietly speaks*
hey, valkyrie? ...can i be your friend?...

Gabriel said...

That's great Mist.

Lavender Hope said...

WOW! good for u mist!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I think so, Hope. You seem nice.

But now I'm going for some ice cream. Bye people.

Gabriel said...

bYE Val.

Zathract Mist said...

And the happiness is about to drain...Now.

OK, I'm going to go sulk again now. Bye!

Ebony Law said...

Mist, what happened.

Lavender Hope said...

BYE Val!
and yeah, i am nice... most of the time, i can be friends with just about anybody... as long as the aren't annoying me or being mean to my friends. because friend stick together till the end! ... sorry, i'm just really loyal to my friends :) SMILES 4 EVERYONE!!!

Zathract Mist said...

I'm not talking to you.
No one tell him.
Or anyone else who doesn't know.
It doesn't need to be a public thing.

Gabriel said...

Hi Dylan!
Did you know that the sparrow flies south in the winter?
*punches Dylan*

Sparky Braginski said...

Hope, are we friends?

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Really? I remind you of Star? Star hates me! Because I annoyed her to craziness me rambling on about Llamas (You can tell from her name - Star (..) Enemy of the Llamas)

Gabriel said...

Crap, I meant for winter.

Who are my friends here?

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Hello? Dylan? Hope? Val? Mist? Sparky? Gabriel?





*groans*

Lavender Hope said...

yes absolutely, Sparky.
*blush*
i mean... if u want us to be :)
*hopeful smile*

Gabriel said...

Oh...Riight.

Sparky Braginski said...

Of course Hope.

Brb.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Oooh Oooh Ooooh I think I'm you friend! Although I'm not quite sure.


*hits self for being forgetful*

Lavender Hope said...

YAY! i have international friends!!!
:D SMILES!!!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Oooh Oooh Oooh I'm your friend Hope! I just decided that actually


*smiles smugly*

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

......................................

Gabriel said...

I can be anyone's friend!!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

The sparrow flies south for winter



*punches Gabriel*

Lavender Hope said...

*slaps freakfan*
u r not my friend until i decide for myself! and for that, i think i WON'T be your friend! ... but i'm not that mean either... hmm, i'll think about it.
*huffs away*

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*laughs*

Sparky Braginski said...

*pulls Hope bak*

Hey, chill.

Zathract Mist said...
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Sparky Braginski said...

*kicks FreakFan in the shins*

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*gasps at rudeness*



THE SPARROW FLIES SOUTH FOR WINTER


*punches Hope*





There. Learn your lesson.





*Walks away smugly*

Eve the ROCK said...

SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!!

Gabriel said...

Don't punch me!

Ebony Law said...

Freakfan, I'M still here. Your trusty friend.










:)

Gabriel said...

SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!!
Why do you say that Eve?

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*gasps again*



Sparky! I thought you were my friend!




*runs away and hides in corner, weeping*

Gabriel said...

Quick Freakfan, punch Dylan.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*smiles at Dylan*

Ofcourse your here.

Zathract Mist said...

*appears back in hammock*

Hello, Eve.

Sparky Braginski said...

Hope is a less annoying friend than you FreakFan.

And I don't want to be annoyed right this second.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

No! I'm not punching Dylan because he's my one and only (not really) trustworthy friend.



*hugs Dylan to prove point*

Zathract Mist said...

Being annoyed is annoying.

Sparky Braginski said...

*scowls*

Dylan, if you dare.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Mist! Hi everyone.

It's just one of the things I say.

Gabriel said...

yOU'RE RIGHT.

Sparky Braginski said...

And, I am sick and bloody tired of people being obsessed with llamas here.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*pulls tongue out at Sparky*


Fine if you think that about me - I'm never mentioning Echo OR you in my dedications.

Zathract Mist said...

Because we all know...

Sparky Braginski said...

1st!!

Zathract Mist said...

...What?

Gabriel said...

Sparky, what do you mean?

Zathract Mist said...

How the bloody hell did...?

Ebony Law said...

-Runs over to Freakfan and comforts-

Sparky Braginski said...

What do I mean about what?

Gabriel said...

Oh, good Mist got first again.

Gabriel said...

You said
Dylan if you dare.

Sparky Braginski said...

If he dared multi-post for first.

Eve the ROCK said...

Brb

Lavender Hope said...

*red in the face, shouts at freakfan*
u do NOT want to see me mad! if i saw u in person, u do NOT want to see what i could do!
*takes some deep breaths*
however, i will be calm and ignore that punch. ... oh, and by the way, I have NOT learned my lesson. GOODBYE to you!
PS: for my friends, i am still here.
i don't like annoying people... i thought i said that already.

Gabriel said...

Oh.

Ebony Law said...

Oh. Just a question...


Did China die in Death Bringer?

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*hugs Dylan for good friendship*



Thanks. I'm okay*




*GLARES AT SPARKY*

Gabriel said...

DYLAN. YOU FLAMING FREAKING IDIOT.
CHINA DOES NOT DIE!

Lavender Hope said...

gosh, he is annoying... i mean freakfan... he will never be a friend of mine! *scowls*

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*laughs at Hope*


Do you mean you dont like annoying people or you dont like people that are annoying???

*holds baseball bat ready for answer*

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*coughs I AM A GIRL coughs*

Sparky Braginski said...

Hope, you still there?

I don't feel like arguing, I feel like curling up into a ball and crying.

FreakFan, I don't care.

If anyone has anything of interest to say, please say it.

Gabriel said...

Lavander, am I annoying?

Lavender Hope said...

*squints at freakfan and ignores him*

Gabriel said...

I meant Lavender.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*coughs IAM A GIRL FOR CRYING OUT LOUD coughs*

Ebony Law said...

Freakfan, ignore the mean ladies. And Sparky.



xD xD xD


-Gives banana-

:) -Smiles delightfully-
















Dingleberries hurt Freakfan! :O





#$#%^%!!!!!!!!

Gabriel said...

i'M A GUY!
*kicks Dylan in the face*8

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*chews on banana*



This will make a good banana cake!



*bakes cake for Dylan and for Dylan ONLY*

Lavender Hope said...

hmm... no, i don't think u r Gab, but i haven't talked to u much... so i can't be so sure...
*sigh*
i'm sorry, sparky. i'm trying to cool down now.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*punches Gabriel in the face*


DONT BE MEAN TO DYLAN!

Zathract Mist said...

*ignores fighting and curls up again*

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*pats Mist's back*


*goes back to fighting*

Ebony Law said...

Aw. Ta, Freakfan.


-Gives half of cake and starts to eat my half-


-Spits out-

Did you put live chicken in here?...

Sparky Braginski said...

*groans and looks around*

Lake.

*ignoring the obvious reasons behind me not swimming, I dive into the lake*

Gabriel said...

*blocks and spears Freakfan*

Zathract Mist said...

*groans at father and gets up*

Sparky, I'm leaving the dedication of the page to you.

*hangs head and jumps down*

I'll be back in ten minutes...

*sighs sadly and walks off*

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