...it has just been pointed out that maybe the important post, the COMPETITION post, may be slightly overlooked because it is no longer the "new" post. So I'm just posting again to make sure that you read the one below the one below this.
Oh dear God I've just overcomplicated a simple situation, haven't I?
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«Oldest ‹Older 1201 – 1400 of 4812 Newer› Newest»Caelan's creepy.
as long as no one is actually called caelan,and as long as we r on about the vamp, i agree
No, there's actually someone here named Caelan, but he's really, really, really creepy around Val. Last time, he said, "Oh Valkyrie, you're so hot, you're like a stove. Like a zesty pepper." Is that not creepy?
ymm, no offence to caelan, i agree with fletcher, i dont wanna sound horrible,
Be as rude as you want to Caelan. He stole my girlfriend.
wait, im lost.
in reality or book reality?
soz if i sound dum
Book. Val's 12. That would be weird.
oh, right
*bursts in*
*strikes a ridiculous pose*
HELLO STONEHENGE!
Or...y'know...Blogland....
hi thalia
Hi Thalia.
where art thou azzy gone? *said in accent*
Hello! I don't believe I've met either of you. It's a pleasure to meet you, Chloe, Fletcher!
*extends hand in greeting*
I have to go... Bye!
*shakes thalia's hand* nice to meet you *smiles whole heartedly*
Bye Fletcher!
*waves*
byii fletcher
Hi People!
Is any one on?
hi lilie
Hi Chloe! *hugs*
how are you?
Hi Lilie!
*hugs bac* im fine, u?
Hi Thalia! *hugs*
how are you?
has anyone heard of matt baynton?
if so, isnt he a good singer?
I'll be kinda slow now. I'm watching the Project for Awesome Livestream on Youtube right now.
...
And drawing Sharpie whales on origami paper.
I'm pretty good, Lilie, thanks for asking.
*hugs*
How're you?
Chloe - Sorry, never heard of him.
oh, anyway he is from horrible histories, if u seen it, he is the young one who does dick turpins song
@ Chloe: Never herd of him.
@ Thalia: ok! :)
What you guys up to?
listening 2 matt baynton,
I'm good!
wat u up 2?
Watching TV with my brother
He want's to know if you're from Australia, he used to know a girl called Chloe G when he was young that moved to there.
no, i dont live in australia
I g2g now. Bye!
Thanks, He said sorry, he just had to ask me to ask you.
kk byii *hug*
tell him its ok
Bye Thalia! *hugs*
Told him.
Ah, hello everyone.
ive got to go now byii * hug*
Hi Skulduggery Pleasant! *hugs*
Nice to meet you!
Hello Lilie, nice to meet you as well.
Bye Chloe! *hugs*
So how are you?
I'm just dandy.
While I may be dandy, however, saving the world is something that can be difficult, so I might not be dandy for long. I'll enjoy it while it lasts, I suppose.
AnYbody there?
Yip!
Hi Humma! *hugs*
How are you?
But for now, in my free time, I have decided to come to Blogland, as you people call it, to see what all of the crazy people who love me talk about.
Crazy things!
That's what I assumed.
So how is Valkyrie?
I'm not sure, seeing as how she isn't here at the moment, but I think she's having fun. She won't listen to me, however, and refuses to come save the world for a few days. How much does she need to be with her family? I mean, it's only Christmas.
We all follow your examples!
*tilts head* Do you?
It is her off day of the year, x-mas day! Plus doesn't she want to spend time with Alice?
Ah, good point. I heard Valkyie is also with her cousin and other siblings.
Hi Skulduggery :-) welcome to Blogland! Check out this video I made on YouTube - 'Skulduggery Pleasant video - End Credits'
hi skullduggery. if val comes will you make sure she doesn't kill everybody
Hi to Lilie too :-)
I don't follow all your examples, but my brother believes I'm obsessed with the books about you and I quoth them in my exams!
Yeah I'd rather have Val here than Darquesse :L
Well, those of you who love me are clearly intelligent.
darquesse almost killed me and sparky skulduggery saved us. thanks
hi Jonah! *hugs*
Nice to meet you!
How areyou?
anyone like portal
Kienan, you're welcome.
I'm great Lilie! Lovely to meet you too. - how are you?
I'm good!
Hi Kienan! *hugs*
Nice to meet you!
i like blog land all the pathetic mortals are boring
Portal?
Hello Kienan!
*hugs back* nice to meat you to
You mean the mortals that Darquesse was killing? Such as the one that had their brain squeezed out?
ya it was gross
portal is so fun its the best game ever
Yes, it was. Good thing my amazing skill stopped Darquesse.
To true!
I wonder which people val knew that darqaesse killed?
anyone have a pet
Yip!
i have a boston
yessies, a cat called Apollo
i wish val would come on
If I had a pet it would probably die. I would forget to feed it.
nice did it go to the moon johah
well you don't eat so you would also not buy food
You'd be too busy saving the world and taunting Scapegrace to remember to feed your pet, Skulduggery :-) just doing what you do every day
I have:
2 horses
3 dogs
1 cat
plenty sheep....
... and alot, I live on a farm
i got to go cristmas party
I have to buy food for Valkyrie. She makes me waste so much money.
Bye Kienan.
Night Dragona! *hugs*
Bye Kienan and Dragona! *also gives hugs*
Bye Kienan! *hugs*
I'm hungry so I'll be back now
*arches an eyebrow* Skulduggery?
Valkyrie? Are you going to save the world with me, or are you going to continue being stubborn and lazy?
I'll continue with stubborn and lazy.
Hmmm... That wasn't exactly the answer I wanted...
*shrugs*
Where's Sparky? I want her to come on...
Am I not good enough to have around, Valkyrie?
I don't know. Are you?
Yes, yes I am.
*glances at earlier comments* I don't make you waste your money!
Yeah you do. You made me have to pay extra so the Bentley could be fixed sooner.
But that was because we had to ride around in an ugly yellow car!
It was your fault the car needed fixing in the first place.
No it wasn't! It was that guy who crashed into it!
He only crashed into it because he was after you. If it weren't for you, he wouldn't have hit my car.
*glares* Shut up, Skulduggery.
I'm not physically talking, therefore I cannot shut up.
Good point.
Hellooo . . . anybody home?
Still here.
Same as Skulduggery said.
so, hows saving the world going for you guys? Still alive Valkyrie?
Yep, still alive. Or at least I hope I am, that is.
Saving the world is easy enough. I get to punch people. Always fun.
*nods* Punching people is fun.
Yes. Yes it is. What makes you doubt that you are still alive, Valkyrie? :O Oh dear God, I do hope Scapegrace didn't try to bite you . . .
I would be depressed if I died because of Scapegrace. That would be the worst death ever. I'm just worried that Nye might have done something...
Valkyrie, I'm fairly certain Nye didn't do anything to you. If it did, it'd be dead by now, I assure you.
Yes, I wouldn't have trusted that thing with your heart . . . much good that it did you. I do have one solution that you can use when getting back at him, however.
Apart from Killing him, of course. Second to that
It, not him.
*it
Next time you arrest it, use pink fluffy handcuffs. You know, all sparkly and girly and stuff to make Nye look really silly
Hmm, that is tempting...
Skulduggery, I can just see you getting out of your Bentley with those handcuffs in your waistband xD
*glances around* Where is Skulduggery, anyway?
I don't know . . . I must have scared him off with my randomness :L
If that were the case, I'd have scared him off months ago.
Valkyrie, Valkyrie, Valkyrie. This is merely the tip of the ice berg, my dear. I think you'll find that I can be just as random as you, and even moreso at times :) For example, the average conversation between me and my friend consists of things such as square maltesers, 'pop goes the weasel' and 'can you hear me now?' in the same sentence
*arches an eyebow* My conversations often consists of murder, Skulduggery Pleasant, throwing rocks at small children, stealing, Derek, stalkers, speaking with myself, witty comments, stubborness, and myself, all from my side of whatever conversation it is. I can usually scare off most people simply by looking at them (I'm serious. Apparently, my dark hair and dark eyes look scary when I look directly at someone), and I can fight people. But I am most certainly random. I tear things apart, think of ways to irritate people, and sometimes laugh hysterically at my own thoughts. It may not sound entirely random, but I assure you, it is.
Trust me, I do all that and much more. After all, I once held snakes and saw elephants cross the road in front of me in the same day. And for some reason, my best friend will not stop saying the word squirrel . . .
That sounds lovely. My best friend (her username is Amanda Moore/China Sorrows) likes to go on zombie walks with me in public, carrying a two-headed baby, screaming Christmas carols. We also like to steal our siblings stuffed animals and tear them limb from limb, pretending they can actually feel it, then we rearrange the limbs and make hybrids. It's amusing, really.
Good Morning people. And Val V. I just fed the neighbours cats. When I walked out of their house I realised it was raining.
So, basically, I got wet. I'm very glad that I don't have magic at the moment because I am very wet.
But I still want it.
I laugh at the random things I think to!
Like in Maths... I was working, and without realising, the entire room had gone silent.
It was about that time when I had started to think of people getting sprayed by a wet dog. And I thought of that happening to Val V.
I absolutely could not stop laughing. I literally fell out of my chair. People stared at me like I was a maniac. Which I am, but that's beside the point.
In response to that interesting statement, Danielle says 'Squirrel'. That basically means 'I am the oddball here, and I'm dreaming of a green christmas.' Yes, Danielle, just you keep singing . . .
Sparky, you're such a jerk. *laughs at her thought anyway*
my comment was in response to Valkyrie V, by the way :-)
(Whining) But it's FUNNY!
*starts laughing again*
Imagine it happening to your least favourite teacher. I hilarious.
*It's.
I must admit, it's funny happening to me as well.
And Derek, and Amanda, and all of my friends and... EVERYONE ELSE.
So funny...
Back!
When I took that picture *points at new profile pic* I was picking out a Christmas tree. But there were little kids there. So, naturally, to spoil their day, I started making a noise like that hairy thing from Star Wars and started screaming, "OH MY GOSH SASSQUATCH IS EATING MY ARM OFF! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" and then I heard my mumzy yell, "Bella, stop it! You're going to scare people!" and I retorted, "THAT'S THE POIN-- NO HE'S GOT MY OTHER ARM!"
Sparky, I would love for that to happen to my French teacher :) Anyway, I have to go now, guys. Will talk to y'all soon :-) Derek, you should make Sanguine get sprayed by a wet dog
Bye Jonah, it was nice meeting you.
Bye Val. It was lovely talking to you! Bye Sparky *hugs Val and Sparky*
Bye Lilie! *hugs Lilie also*
*pulls chicken out of tree and throws it at Jonah as he leaves* You're darn right it was lovely talking to me... *nods like a crazy person*
Bye Jonah! *hugs back*
Before I officially go, I'm a she by the way.
So how is everyone?
@Val V, I like the sound of that... I'll definitely find a way of filming the... Zombie attack with me, Boxer and Alfred...
@Jonah, EVERYONE at my school would like that to happen to a certain EVIL geo teacher... We ALL hate her.
1st.
Anyways, talk soon guys! :-)
I'm getting to good at getting 1st, aren't I Val V?
Shut up, Sparky.
Hmm... No.
I dedicate this page to...
Me getting better. I've been needing a box of tissues nearby for far to long.
*grins, anticipating Sparky's reaction* You know, I'm pretty sure Kienan has Skype on his computer...
Dude, really? Seriously? Could you?
Please?
I imagine it would be REALLY awkward at first, and then get more natural eventually.
Now hold on, first I'd have to ask my mumzy, and I don't know if his computer even has a camera, because it's so cruddy it could've been built when the Ancients were around. And Kienan isn't here right now, he's at a Christmas thing, and I don't think he'll answer a text message from me...
...
E-mail.
...
...
Now that it's possible, I'm slightly worried about talking to you.
Are you scared of talking to me?
No. Worried and scared are two different things.
Worried about being caught, sounding stupid or making dumb mistakes.
It's 10:00 am on my side, but my tongue feels heavy and my eyelids hurt...
That's all.
I g2g, bye guys! *hugs*
I also may end up- Actually, maybe not only three people would get you on account of the other three not having read SP...
I am one of the three who would get why I call you Val V... Though if I were actually talking to you, I would call you Val so...
Bye Lilie.
*waves in completely wrong direction, on account of reading, doing this, singing and daydreaming at the same time*
I'd call you Sparky for sure. Check your email.
Well DUH.
I'd be mildly pissed off if you called me anything else.
Check yours.
Yo Kal!
Did you end up reading my fanfic yesterday?
Hi Kallista!
KK.
Sparky check your email.
Kal, earlier I was trying to see if there was a Skulduggery character for every letter of the alphabet and I was stuck on 'K', but before I even thought of Kenspeckle or anything I thought "Kallista Pendragon would work..." :D
Hello?
Hello?
I'm here!
*is exceedingly worried*
SPARKY SPARKY SPARKY SPARKY CHECK YOUR EMAIL NOW!!!
Hello?
YAY!!!!
*freaking out HAPPILY*
OMGOSHYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*smiles at Sparky*
WOWYEAHWOO!!!!!!!!!!
*did not expect that*
SO FREAKING HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sparky, not to spoil the moment, but...
What about you? Can you?
*calms down, sort of*
Wow. Just, WOW.
Mum, isn't here now, I have my own Skype. I already know the answer, so I'm not gonna ask.
Simple as that.
Only when Mum's out.
Am I a rebel? Most certainly. Do I care right now?
JESUS CHRIST NO!!!!!!!
Okay then... *is slightly worried that SParky could get in trouble, but worriedness disappears when I remember what she's happy about*
I won't trust me.
I'm going to be MORE than careful.
Alright then.
I guarantee you I'll end up embarrasing myself, though...
Me too. Don't care right now. I'm glad we can talk. I already consider you as my friend, but talking to you would make it a bit more complete.
Kal? Are you still there?
Wanna cookie?
*waves vanilla cookie in the air*
If it works, you'll probably get to talk to Amanda as well...
Sparky, do you like my profile picture?
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