...it has just been pointed out that maybe the important post, the COMPETITION post, may be slightly overlooked because it is no longer the "new" post. So I'm just posting again to make sure that you read the one below the one below this.
Oh dear God I've just overcomplicated a simple situation, haven't I?
Anyway, READ ALL BLOG ENTRIES, DAMMIT!
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BYE!!!
noooooooo sparky
See you later Kal!
Good night, don't let the bed bugs bite!
SPARKY WHAT THE HECK?! YOU POST YOUR STORY AND LEAVE??? WHY???????
your the one who dose'nt irritate me.
Sparky
*mutters under breath* I can't believe I'm related to someone who can't spell, yet I'm practically perfect at mine...
look at my pic
It didn't work? Dang it.
i'm angry *throws gum in val's hare
hair
*kicks Kienan out the window* Don't.
Don't leave. I'll mess with your stuff if you do.
I'm back.
I like your irritation though.
Hey, I'm supposed to be the one doing the irritating.
So?
I'm good at that.
*grins*
Did you like the name of the insanely evil guy?
yay sparky
*hit's sparky over the head with a hammer* Thats for leaving
...
*electrocutes Kienan and clonks him only they head with hilt of Makhaira*
And that was for being you.
*smiles sweetly*
Nice, Sparky, nice.
ONLY!? On. I meant On.
Stupid Keyboard cover that prevents me rom killing the new laptop in the same way I killed the old one.
i'm not kidding i have magic *throws fire at sparky*
Yeah. I'm pretty awesome like that.
Val V? Do me a favour. Check your e-mail.
*dodges easily*
You are bad at this, aren't you?
*sighs and mutters under breath at Sparky* I always have to check my bloody email...
hey i'm new
WHEATLY
Wait, Kienan, since your my cousin... Do you want to be Crystal or Carol? XD
Wheatly?
WTH???
*shocks Kienan for the hell of it*
NO
*smiles at Val V's comment*
*beats Val repeatedly with a flaming hammer*
*watches as Val V dodges each strike with ease*
This is awesome.
It's from portal 2 good game
*wonders if Val V did what I asked her to*
*absorbs smacks harmlessly* Hmm, boring.
*grins, showing obvious evilness* Ah, Being Darquesse is so much fun... *waves hand and both Sparky and Kienan go flying backwards*
*grumbles*
I couldn't practise my trombone because of a stupid white-head on my upper lip...
SH**!
Val V... Please don't do that...
*gets out unbreakable wall and shoves Kienan into unshielded space*
Good luck dude.
OH GOD SPARKY RUN *runs while hoping sparky is being beaten by Darquesse*
*trips sparky and throwes her at darquesse
*grabs Sparky and throws her at Kienan with as much speed as a bullet*
*grips Makhaira with white knuckles*
*breaths out deeply*
I'm ready. Are you? (Oh! I should tally make that a catchphrase!)
let's work together even if we die weal die with some dignity
*punches hole through Blogland* *walks out to where mortals are and grins*
I just made that a catchphrase!
*rolls, comes up and swipes at Val V*
*slaps Sparky over without effort*
Uh oh.
*pulls Val V back and slaps her, electricity included*
Maybe not the smartest idea...
*calls Caelan*
Now that's a good idea.
*grabs a mortal and squeezes their brain out through their nose*
*while distracted comes up behind darquisse and lights her on fire
seals darquess back in blogland
*puts out fire before it even touches me*
You can't seal me in Blogland, Kienan.
*grabs Caelan, and pulls his head off* Now that was fun.
*hides in unbreakable box*
Not enough room for two. Get your own.
*uses final attack all elimints combined*
*darquisse has no head*
*looks at Darquesse and sighs* I swear to God, Darquesse, you have got issues...
Valkyrie, STOP NOW.
WHO ARE YOU???
sparky let me in your box
if your really magic and not a wimp you would make it bigger
Who am I? I'm your worst nightmare. Valkyrie, snap out of it NOW.
and let me in
*glares at Skulduggery* Fine. I'll stop. *is irritated he has the ability to do that*
*is Valkyrie again*
*throws a zombie at sparky*
Well done, Valkyrie, you're yourself again. I'm off now, just had to stop by to save Sparky and Kienan. Nick of time rescues, as usual. Goodbye!
*grins as I slice the zombie in half*
I was ready. I mentioned that.
nice. good i thougt you were dead
*grins* Is this a zombie fight, then?
*raises eyebrow*
Right. I'm sitting in my bedroom typing this and punching you in the head at the same time. *punches Kienan in the head* Magic, isn't it?
*smiles*
I think, that we should relax for a moment and take the time to have a drink.
*drinks vodka*
Sparky, that's so magical it's called technology.
*santa sits on sparky. sparky exsplods in guts and gore*
I only sit on Santa when he's Mark Douglas. HE'S SANTA AND HE KNOWS IT!
but santa sat on you this time
*summons a herd of evil purple Necromancer unicorns*
I felt that the moment needed something.
my dog ate santa and his elves
CATTLE RUN!!!
YEEEEHAAAW!!!!
*jumps onto unicorn and waves end of scarf in air*
My scarf is Russia's formal off-white one at the moment.
*uses Harry Potter wizard swear*
UNICORN TURD!
*unicorns turn, in disbelief of my language, then leave, sulking*
*hops off unicorn*
You're no fun...
leaving
Bye.
I'm loads of fun. Smart people know that. *smirks*
Oi...
Not around purple necromancer unicorns you aren't.
*look at Caelan's contorted body*
Was that fun?
I'm fun all the time. Especially when I threaten people and slap them.
*steps on Caelan's severed head*
Pfft. Slapping me wou- Y'know? I'm not gonna finish that sentence. You'll take it as a challenge.
You know me too well, Sparky. I would take it as a challenge.
Glad I stopped then. Check your e-mail.
Except, it isn't sending...
SEND DAMMIT!
*glares* Fine, I'll check my email.
SEND, SEND, SEND DAMMIT!!!
GONE!!!!
Someone's up late...
*oggles at Val V*
Unless you've fallen asleep, which has happened before.
I think someone's fallen asleep...
And I think I'm about to myself...
I made Kienan read page 121. He freaked out, pushed Death Bringer away, and in his fury he accidentally cut himself to the point where's he's currently bleeding.
hey anyone on
...
That's kinda... Sad...
But then again I responded by screaming "I'M GONNA KILL HIM, I'M GONNA F**KING KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
does anyone realize the kallista is mention in death bringer
Yes.
I smiled about that months ago.
I realised it before I even knew the blog existed.
i envy her but im happy for her at the same time if you know what i mean
*frowns when remembering earlier* I never shut the entry to the mortal world, you know...
ey sparky u there
hey val how goes it
*looks at hole in the universe*
This is why I alway carry duck-tape in my pocket.
*steals sparky duck tape * hahaha what are you going to do now
*shrugs*
I'm ready.
*gets out spare*
*tapes up hole*
Better?
Sparky might not be able to do anything, but I can... *shoves tons of zombies in the mortal world, then closes the gateway, laughing maniacally*
hehehehehe *uses telekinesis to grab all duck tape and zombies and obliterates them * now what
I CLOSED THE GATEWAY, AND ONLY I KNOW HOW TO OPEN IT!
*arches eyebrow*
*mumbles something along the lines of: "I know. They are insane aren't they?"*
i still stole all sparkys duck tape hehehe * throws ducks at everyone*
It's not duck tape, it's duct tape.
*shrugs*
Duck, Duct. Same dif.
what ever mine is made of ducks
now have you ppl read my story at
http://amelie-espirt.blogspot.com/
And who knows. I could've meant duck.
Not the same. One ends with a T, the other ends with a K.
Meh. I'm tired, my arms hurt from typing, my hands feel like lead and my fingers are sore...
My eyes are stinging because I've been looking at a screen all day.
I like you guys to much. This is getting bad for my health. I'm also feeling super sick about the comp... I pull through. Ignore me please.
i ment to make it duck not duct
BYE!!!
Fine, I'll ignore your comment. *pretends its not there*
hehehe you still there
SPARKY HOW DARE YOU LEAVE!!!
yeah but im still here val what are you doing
I'm sitting in a very uncomfortable position on the floor of my cousin's bedroom.
*readjusts self*
Lol 1161 comments
whats so funny
*jumps on Val V's back making her fall over and disappears again*
*Val V and Amelie hear wild cackling coming out of thin air*
The true spirit of Christmas XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb-Mce9VpmY
run run ruuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnn
*eats the wild cackles, then spits them out* Agh. They taste terrible.
you cant eat them
I'll eat the cackles if I want. If you mess with the letters in "cackle" you can spell "cake". Therefore I can eat them.
very true *grabs a cackle*
...
You ate my words... Damn you.
*slaps cackle out of Amelie's hand* No. They taste terrible.
fine but i want cookies
Eat your own words. *shoves tons of cackles in Sparky's mouth*
Cookies Hmm...
*spits*
Ugh. Cookies.
*grins*
RANDOM CHRISTMASNESS!!!
Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?
In the lane, snow is glistening,
A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight,
Walking in a winter wonderland!
I have to go, it's almost midnight. Bye!
bye!
morning people!
how is everyone! *hugs* morning hugs anyone! lol
i hope im not to late... has everyone gone?
yup...im all alone...a week before christmas XD
*humbs jingle bells to self*
im not exited that much but i might get skulduggery posters and a DS game for christmas...lol
*humbs last christmas to self*
because no one else is here i could post first on the next page <3 yus!
lyrics for christmas time by the darness:
feinging joy and surprise at the gifts we despise over mulled wine with you
on the 25th day of the 12th month
the sleigh bells are in time ringing in tune
how we cling each noel to that snowflakes and hope in hell
that it won't end!
dont' let the bells end
christmas time, just let them ring in peace
well the weather is cruel
and the season of yule warms the heart, but it still hurts
you've got your career, spent the best part of last year apart and it still hurts
so that's why i pray each and every christmas day that it wont end
don't let the bells end,
christmas time, just let them ring in peace
christmas time, don't let the bells end
christmas time, don't let the bells end
dust underneath the mistletoe leaves when your not here
you went away upon boxing day
now how the hell am i gonna make it into the new year
christmas time, don't let the bells end
christmas time, don't let the bells end
christmas time, dont let the bells end
christmas time, just let them ring in peace
christmas time, don't let the bells end
christmas time, don't let the bells end
lol i worte out the whole song trying to post first on the next page because no one is here to talk to
plz! is anyone here...at all! i have to go to my nanas soon plz before i leave talk to me!
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im bored...i need to talk to someone stop my misery!!!!
brb im going to get breakfast lol
back!
what are all of you out there not talking to me getting for christmas
five more comments on this should post me first lol so five more comments it will be
lol
hi
lol
1st!
I DID IT I COMMENTED FIRST! i would like to dedicade this page to sparky to say good luck on your story, i hope it gets you far! <3
now that i have commented 1st i will shut up which you will be glad of and im just going to wait for someone to come on...
well if there isent anyone here im going bye!
still no one here... COME ON! there hasent been anyone here for 2 hours now!
FINE... im going AGAIN!
Okay, um, people? If there's anyone reading, I just wanted to know if the short stories OTHER THAN THE FIRST TWO were being sold in Australia. If so, where can I find them? Not a big deal or anything, but, you know....I just want to read them, really.
Oh, and, um, 2nd.
3rd! And what two short stories have you got?
Does Derek Landy actually read the comments?......is anyone there...
im here now peeps
no one?! it happens EVERY time!
fine then! ill go *does a hasty exit*
ok so 1 hour again after i leave people start talking... you just want rid of me dont you? XD
Hewwo!
am i alone? come on guys! where r u lot?
hellloooo
o come on!
hi fletcher
hello again!
o, hi azzy
heeyy chloe how are you?
im fine, listening to dic turpins horrible histories song, how r u ?
ahh horrible histories...
im good thnx :)
so, wat u up 2?
nm just jamming on youtube ;)
u?
I'm trying to see if Val will come on...
@ azzy, same here
@ fletcher, y?
Because she's funny, and hates it when I'm here.
oh, y would she come on here, if u r askin her?
I don't know. I'm just HOPING she will.
yeah, it would b nice to talk to val
Of COURSE it would be nice to talk to her, she's AWESOME. I really hope Caelan doesn't come on, though...
oh ha ha
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