...it has just been pointed out that maybe the important post, the COMPETITION post, may be slightly overlooked because it is no longer the "new" post. So I'm just posting again to make sure that you read the one below the one below this.
Oh dear God I've just overcomplicated a simple situation, haven't I?
Anyway, READ ALL BLOG ENTRIES, DAMMIT!
Posts
About Derek
- Derek Landy
- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 600 of 4812 Newer› Newest»i dont suppose "Sparky" is your name either, huh sparky?(hehe)
Yes, I'm Canadian.
...Have you ever been to Canada?
hiii Gemma!
Oooh whats Canada like? Never been there!
Yes I've been to Canada and I LOVED IT.
And technically speaking, Sparky is in fact my name, because it's my taken name.
hmmm
like my name sparky??(if that IS your chosen name??)
It's warm in the summer-ish months. Cold in the winter-ish months. Alright in spring and autumn. Taxes are at 13%. Maple syrup's good, Mr. Dressup was awesome...
And I have to go. Crap!
Blessed be,
Miss Mary Hiashi
P.S. If you see Kallista say hi to her for me...
does anyone live in england here??
Bye Mary :)
@Azzy.
Mildly creeped out...
Sparky Braginski is indeed my taken name. I make all of my friends call me that. I almost introduced myself as Sparky to a banker.
we had our first snow/sleet of the year today.. but it had to be on our last day of term... so no chances of snow days :s
BYE MARY!
At least you get off today, Azzy . . . some of us have to wait until Thursday. And sit through a forty-five minute carol service. And sing, when they're the most awful singer to walk the Earth
k im bored of this name now
awww i feel for u sparky..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ahem.
i dont even know why thats funny...
*coughs*
Indeed Ahem.
Oh, I missed Mary. Damn writing distracting me.
Well, I need to help my mum cook dinner, so bye all!
Bye Thalia!
*is eating chocolate*
OMNOMNOM.
Something isn't right.
bye! lol i was late to i hate having to refresh the page to see if a new comment comes up -_- azzy u know the chat website bella,aquila,ghost and me and u go on? where i have a pic of dafne out of scooby doo? and bella has a pick of a yellow duck? whats it called?
oh and i was 3rd out of...3... XD (to comment)
...4th actually...
AWKWARD.
oh ye... woops...
azzy you there? only 3 ppl here :( well 2 without azzy.....
I'm trying to think of something to happen in my story...
What book are you up to Gemma?
Hey golden god this is the skulduggery pleasant christmas carol I created:
(I'll skip to the end)
On the 12th day of christmas my golden god gave to me:
12 Stubborn Stephanie's
11 fletchers flirting
10 cravens cackling
9 Finbars foreseeing
8 Darquesses Destroying
7 Narcissistic Necromancers
6 Rambling Remuses
5 Golden Sheathes!
4 Cleavers Clubbing
3 Ghastly's sewing
2 Taniths twirling
And a skulduggery in a Bently
Jacob Parker :D
ok then...just me :( im a loner XD derek if ur there plz talk to me XD gemma the minion is sad XD can't wait to see u in march when i get end of the world... *bored* *yawn*
im up to death bringer... well finished it
HELLO!!!!!
omg sparky that is awsome
^
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LOOK AT SPARKY'S CAROL DEREK :)
...
I didn't write the carol.
I wrote the story.
I will not let you make me a plagiarist.
lol did u think in ur story that u could get fletcher to go out with you... i woulden't mind that happening to me in a story XD
oh... i thought u wrote it that would have been cool... soz
...
Sh**, god no.
Friends. JUST friends.
it said that u created it it says "i created" then "ill skip to the end" which made me think u made it...
Well the fact that I didn't post the carol...
oh... so u don't wanna go out with fleacher even a little? well hes all mine then... don't u think that its cute the things he says to valkyrie? i do <3 lol it makes me say "awww" out loud i got my friends and family reading the books :) creating much more fans over in scotland!
A little yeah, but really.
NO.
u dident post it?! who did?!
and lol
4_Stars_Of_Gemini
i gtg in a couple of mins ok?
and oh...
brb
bk lol that wasent long... when do u have to go sparky?
im gonna go at 11. i think
which for u is in 10 mins...soz i just cant stop talking XD
Well I don't need to go at all.
And sorry I disappeared then, I was reposting my Competition Entry.
HII soorrrryy tanithh i had to go for a bit cos my sis was nagging me sorryyy! and i dont hv the link to the website either sorry tanith :s
And i seem to hv called u tanith...hmmm
i mean Gemma sorrryy againnn
Derek see when u signed the boys book in front of me? and you asked what it was and he said a peice of toast or a mushroom and u said u knew what it was dident u gemma? well i dident lol but when i found out it was skulduggery i was like "ohh....ok" lol
hey azzy! and its ok call me wateva its just cause there is someone called tanith low the awsome and i dident want u to get mixed up lol
Hello! I'm gonna re-post my story (the funny one) so could you people not comment for a few minutes so all the parts are together, please?
and its ok azzy i will egt it off of kallista or isabella or ghost...hopefully XD
lol kk val
i gtg now guys lol
ill be on tomorrow bye!
About thirty minutes later, the Bentley pulled up to the mysterious Derek Landy's house. Skulduggery activated his facade and got out first, checked that it was clear, then beckoned for Valkyrie to join him. They approached the door. Skulduggery knocked three times, then stepped back and waited for an answer. A few minutes later, a man came out. Valkyrie thought he looked pretty cool.
"Hello," Skulduggery said. "Are you Derek Landy?"
"I am," Derek Landy replied. "And you are...?"
"I think you know," Valkyrie said. "We saw your website."
Derek thought for a moment, then nodded to himself, then realised who was standing in front of him. He looked at them. "Are you guys seriously Skulduggery and Val?"
"We are," Skulduggery said, tapping the tattoos etched into his collar bones, and his face flowed down, leaving his gleaming skull visible. "May we come in?"
"Yeah, sure," Derek said, then lead them into the living room. He sat down and grinned. "So, how are you guys? Saved the world recently?"
"Oh yes," Skulduggery said. "You know, the usual stuff. Bad guys, monsters, dark gods... Same as always. Until earlier."
"Earlier," Valkyrie said, "was when we saw your blog. 'Derek Landy Blogs Under Duress'. We were wondering, because we found it slightly odd, how come you know so much about us?"
Derek hesitated. He looked at them both. "You guys really don't know?"
"We don't have the slightest idea," Valkyrie said, "and the only thing we could come up with is that you're stalking us."
"Stalking you?" Derek laughed. "No, I'm not stalking you. Skulduggery, do you have any thoughts?"
"I wish I did," Skulduggery said, "but I honestly have no clue."
"Well," Derek said, "what would you do if told you that you're both characters from a book?"
Valkyrie stared at him. "What?!"
"Because you are. I thought of you."
Valkyrie turned and looked at Skulduggery. "Do you hear what he's saying?!"
"I may not have ears, but yes, I do." Skulduggery looked at Derek. "So we're just figments of your imagination?"
Derek nodded slowly. "Basically, yes, you are. But don't worry, I'm amazing, so you guys are too."
"Well that's good to know," Skulduggery said. "So if you wrote about us, then how come this is happening now? I mean, I don't see a piece of paper and a pen in your hands."
"Oh," Derek said. "Well, I have no control over right now."
Valkyrie frowned. "You don't? Then who does?"
He pointed threw the computer screen, and pointed directly at me. "She does. She's one of my Ameriminions."
Valkyrie stared at Derek, then at me. "This doesn't make any sense! How is this happening?!"
"Because I'm making it happen," I said. This was really fun. "I can prove it. Say the name of someone who isn't here right now."
"Um," Valkyrie said, "the girl in that photo I saw."
I appeared in the room, behind Skulduggery, Valkyrie, and Derek. "Boo!" I shouted. They all spun around. "I told you," I smiled.
Skulduggery looked back and forth from the screen where I was and from where I was standing, in the same room. "How are you in both places?!"
uh val?
i think u missed out the first part??
"Because," I said, trying my best not to giggle, "I'm the Narrator, and I'm also a character." I waved to Derek. "Hi! I really, really, really want to meet you in real life. Too bad we're in entirely different countries. But don't worry, I'm working on going to Ireland and finding you, just you wait." I looked at Valkyrie. She was looking at me warily. "What? You asked for the girl in the picture, so I came."
"But," Valkyrie said, "that doesn't explain why there's two younger versions of me - you right here and you as in the Narrator - in the same room."
"It does a little. If you really pay attention."
Valkyrie sighed.
"Hehe. I made you sigh just now."
"No you didn't."
"Yes, actually, I did, because I'm the Narrator, and I'm also making you argue, because it's funny."
"So," Derek said, "is this getting anywhere? Because, Val V, I think you like to annoy yourself."
"You're right. I do. It's amusing to me, and the audience." I peered at the reader through the screen. "'Sup."
The reader's head jerked back and they made an odd face.
I laughed. "Hehe. Funny again."
"Well," Skulduggery said, "this has been amusing, but I'm afraid Valkyrie and I have to go, because Val V is typing that we're leaving now. So Bye!”
"Bye," Valkyrie said, following him out the door.
Derek looked at me. "I don't have to leave, do I? It's my imaginary house we're in."
"Naw," I said, "you don't have to leave. I'm going. Narrator! We're leaving!"
"Ok," I said. And then I - the person in Derek's house and the Narrator - left, causing the story to end.
The End.
I missed the first part? Dang it. I'll post it.
Yeah...
Valkyrie Cain sat down at Skulduggery Pleasant's laptop while she waited for Skulduggery to pick out his hat, which took a surprisingly long time, so she decided to go to Google and type in her name.
She was shocked at the amount of results there were for "Valkyrie Cain". She kept seeing one name, and they seemed to know a lot about her, so she clicked on a link.
The link took her to a website called, "Derek Landy Blogs Under Duress". She frowned. How did this guy know so much about her? "Hey Skulduggery," she called, "come look at this. I think we're being... I think we're being stalked."
Skulduggery walked in. He was wearing a black pinstriped suit and a black hat. "Stalked?" he asked. "By who?"
Valkyrie didn't even look at him; her eyes were glued to the screen. "All these people. There's someone named Amanda Moore/China Sorrows, Sparky, Flame Phoenix, Kribu, Kallista, Crystal Darkflair, Mar-Chu, nights.raven, Octaboona, Pyro, Mistical Future, Rosella Embers, Invisible Fly... They're's tons of them, all Bloglanders, following this website... There's so many more... Wait." She looked again. "They all seem to, like, love this Derek guy," Valkyrie said. "He's the one who posts these things, then tons of other people comment on it. There's so many people..."
Skulduggery came over to where Valkyrie was sitting. He looked at the screen, then hesitated. "That's really odd," he said. "How could these people all know about us? Are they mortals?"
"I can't tell," Valkyrie said, staring at the posts. Derek Landy. She needed to remember that. She looked a little closer. "Hey, this girl, Valkyrie V., she's... She's obsessed with us. Look!" Valkyrie pointed.
Skulduggery looked at where Valkyrie was pointing. He was shocked, Valkyrie could tell. She was pointing at some of the comments "Valkyrie V." had posted.
"This girl had a party on your deathday, Skulduggery. Apparently October 23rd is this Derek guy's birthday also." She scrolled to the bottom of the page and clicked on "Home". She started scrolling down, then shrieked and leaped out of the chair. Skulduggery looked down at Valkyrie in shock, then looked at the screen and he screamed too.
They were staring at a post called, "First Competition Ends". There was a photo in that post, and in that photo Valkyrie saw herself, except it was when she was 12. "I never took that photo!" she screamed. "How on earth am I in that photo?!"
Skulduggery didn't move. He just stared. "I don't know," he said, speaking slowly. "Are you sure you never took that photo?"
"Yes I'm bloody sure!" Valkyrie shouted. "I have no clue who any of those other people are!"
Skulduggery went back to Google and typed in "Derek Landy". Skulduggery made a sound, a sound of surprise, and read it aloud. "Derek Landy is an Irish author, known for his book series called "Skulduggery Pleasant", about a sharply dressed skeleton and his partner, Valkyrie Cain..." He trailed off. He turned to look at Valkyrie. All the colour had drained from her face.
"Valkyrie," Skulduggery asked cautiously, "are you going to faint?" She gave a small nod, then closed her eyes and started falling. Skulduggery rushed over and caught her, moved her to the couch, then went back to the computer and started reading again.
Valkyrie woke up to Skulduggery poking her arm. She looked at him, then looked at the ceiling. "Was all that real? With the stalkers, and the photo?"
"Unfortunately," Skulduggery said, pulling Valkyrie to her feet, "it was real. Very real. A little too real. I've found Derek Landy."
"Are we going after him?" Valkyrie wanted to. She needed to figure this out.
"Yes, we are. We're leaving. Right now."
Check your e-mail...
Hello?
So when's the Ameriminions contest??? I'm feelin' a little left out over here. Not only do you not sell all the books here I also can't participate in the fun, what's up with that??
GRAH! TALK TO ME SOMEONE.
I'm so relaxed right now. No application to worry about. Just need to wait for a credit card number to submit it. Ah.
But crap. I have a piano recital tomorrow! Someone shoot me. (T.T)
(>^.^)>Everyday I'm Puffilin<(^.^<)
Hey Kim!
Hey Sparky! Hm, I thought that there would be more people here.
The Ameriminion contest already passed about a month ago...
Sparky, why was I with Nye?!
Check out my blog!
http://insidesparkybraginskishead.blogspot.com/2011/12/there.html
I don't know. Broken Arm, you do that all the time.
Grr. My dad upgraded the computer to a higher version of Adobe PDF Reader (or something like that...) and now I can't watch the videos on YouTube. Fooey.
Man that must suck Kim.
Yes, yes it does. I was hoping to watch some nigahiga. :/
going to bed now guyss byeeeeeee!
I DON'T WANT NYE TO OPERATE ON ME!!!
To bad. My story.
Skulduggery is doing something on impulse.
Hello?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY COOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR'SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN IIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT'SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...
Okaaay...
Hello?
HELLO?
HELLO?
HELLO?
I can't believe it. I'm actually making an attempt to update a story on wattpad. It's been months since I've written anything on there. *sigh*
Wattpad?
Watt's that?
Haha, I get that joke.
But it's a really great writing website to post stories on it. You should check it out. (www.wattpad.com)
I'm back...
Mmm...
Welcome back.
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE. YOU
Not again...
Why do they always come on at the same time?
*grabs Caelan's head and knees it*
Oh Valkyrie, you're so hot, you're like a stove. You're like a zesty pepper.
Eww...
Oh, this is going to be entertaining.
Get away from me, you old fart!
Age is just a number baby
YOU CREEPER!
*Gives bucket of sea water to Val*
I'll second Val V's movement!
But baby, we're meant for each other, can't you see that?
*gets own bucket of salt water and dumps it on Caelan*
*slowly backs away, turns around, and breaks into a sprint*
I am in LOVE with valkyrie
You really should get out more. Maybe we can introduce you to Bella Swan.
Whose Bella Swan?
Who's Bella Swan? All I know is that I want to speak with Valkyrie...
Stupid Fletcher... VALKYRIE'S MINE!
...Please tell me you've heard of Twilight.
What the FU**???
WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON?????????????????????????
Sorry, my computer was being slow. What'd I miss-
Oh no.
Flatcher I am going to KILL you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*punches Fletcher's face*
*holds Caelan back*
*cuffs Fletcher and Caelan, holds them apart and keeps them still with a constant stream of electricity*
Val V, Kick them in the crotch NOW!
I've realized I haven't introduced any magical abilities I possess in this online world.
DEAL! *kicks Fletcher and Caelan and runs*
*shocks both of them severely*
RUN!!!
*blurs away, picking up Val V on the way*
*starts punching fletcher*
*teleports behind Caelan and hits him with an axe*
VALKYRIE I STILL LOVE YOU!
SH**!!!!
I'm moving!
I'm departing. See ya.
(>^.^)>Everyday I'm Puffilin'<(^.^<)
I hate you fletcher
I love you LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU SO MUCH valkyrie!!!! I love you
Fletcher, Caelan, leave Valkyrie alone, for God's sake!
TOO MANY CHARACTER'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SKULDUGGERY?! SERIOUSLY?
*punches ground, sending shockwave throwing everyone off their feet, except me*
EVERYONE SHUT UP.
I decree that if you are a character from a books series, you should leave now.
I realy love you yes I realy love you I love you so much I Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove you yes I do
*walks into separate room and has major freak out moment, then walks back in, completely composed*
I'm okay.
Valkyrie, get behind me. *pulls out gun, pointing it at everyone* Someone tell me what is going on or I will shoot somebody.
*gets out unbreakable wall*
I think you're great and all Skulduggery, but I also like living.
Valkyrie our love is bullet proof.
*teleports behind Skulduggery, and grabs Val* *teleports away*
I was just talking to Val V, when Caelan arrived and started stalking her, and then Fletcher arrived out of nowhere and started fighting Caelan.
And then you came and I got really confused.
We are bella and edward
*punches Fletcher* WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Why the heck is everyone obsessed with me?!
I wrote a poem about Valkyrie
Valkyrie is beautiful
I love her
I can hear her heart beat
No matter how far away she is
It sounds like
Bum bum. Bum bum.
I can hear the blood moving in her veins.
It makes me hungry.
I should eat Fletcher
For Valkyrie.
I love her.
*sighs* And that is exactly what I'm talking about.
...
CREEPO!!!!!!
See how creepy he is, Val? That's why you should love me.
YOU'RE BOTH AWFUL.
She shouldn't love either of you, stupid. She's too good for you and should focus on saving the world, not guys.
Skulduggery you will never kill me
helloooooooooo.
Hello Lego.
I wouldn't be so sure. I'm... unhinged.
Hello, Lego. I'm Skulduggery Pleasant.
skulduggery we should be BFFLs
I HATE YOU CAELAN AND YOU HAD BETTER STAY AWAY FROM VALKYRIE!!!
also, just stating my agreement with valkyrie not being really in love/actual relationship. Because I feel like almost everyone sees themselves as valkyrie more than any of the other characters...and iono, I just don't imagine her in lovey at all.
@Lego: DITTO.
I AGREE WITH SKULDUGGERY!!!
I don't even understand anything anymore! I'm so confused with you people! And what would Derek think about all of you... creepers?!
=p aw, I'm sure derek will be forgiving. we're cute enough to overwhelm the minor creepiness anyways.
My head...
It doesn't make any sense...
Val, I've gotta go... I've got people waiting for me in Australia...
And Skul and Lego and Sparky, VAL SHOULD LOVE ME.
...
*looks at creepy stalker version of Fletcher*
Maybe I shouldn't've written that...
Well, Caelan and Skulduggery have disappeared...
Along with everyone else...
yay! and I may fall asleep soon. sorryz in advance.
KK.
I apologise for my disappearance, but there are bad guys to be fought and a world to be saved, so I must go. Good bye!
Bye...
I just said the weirdest thing. And I quote:
"MUM!!! I KILLED THE APPLE, I'M HAVING ICE-CREAM!!!"
MY STUPID COMPUTER HAS BEEN SO SLOW I BARELY GOT TO COMMENT!!!
As odd as it is that Skulduggery just left, I have to leave too, because I'm going to Amanda's grandma's house to go to a birthday party with tacos... So, I have to leave. Bye!
Seeya Val V!
Hehehehe. It's okay Mr. Landy, we all make simple things complicated sometimes. I once, very dumbly, tried to explain politics in the most simplistic way possible. It ended with a whole group of people, including me, crying and hugging each other. It was very embarassing.
heyyyyy derek!
I love your Monty Python bit in the Austrailian New Zealand thing... <3ing it! And i promise youll be getting a letter from me soon!!! XD
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heyyyyy derek!
I love your Monty Python bit in the Austrailian New Zealand thing... <3ing it! And i promise youll be getting a letter from me soon!!! XD
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Geez, Sparky, I didn't even know you were here!
Anyway, I've got to go again. I have to go to my mumzy's friend's house.
Derek, read "Because Valkyrie decided to look up who she was..." or something like that on isabellasfanfic.blogspot.com
I dedicate this page to apologising to Val V, And.
I hereby give my Golden God, Derek Landy, full rights to take this character and adapt it into his brain-explodingly brilliant work.
Sparky Braginski!
Magic- Sparky (ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) can make electricity stream out of her fingers, she can make it crackle around her hands so that when she punches someone they get electrocuted, if she claps a powerful shockwave throws everything in every direction off their feet but often hurts Sparky(ME!!!) more than the enemy, can make fireworks to distract the dumber opponents such as zombies, can make electricity run through her(MY) bloodstream making her run faster, when she is aggravated in a large crowd of people she can punch the ground sending a ripple of energy in every direction sending everyone except Sparky herself(ME) flying off their feet, if she splays her hands a weak wave of electricity can jumble brainwaves and send people into confusion she loves doing this in crowded shopping centres during Christmas season for some unknown reason, and the ability to manipulate people.
Appearance- Same 3/4 length jacket as Val's first one, cargo pants, t-shirt colours always red or green or black. Long straight brown hair. Freckles. Freakishly pale skin. Short. Hazel eyes.
Background- Has known about herself being magic at a young age, but unable to find anyone else with magic has trained herself. Was always interested in electricity, thus using that interest to her advantage and very recently (with Fletcher Renn's help) gotten into LOTS of trouble. Entailing, she's been kidnapped four times. Even though she is VERY Australian, she has a Russian/Irish accent with hints of English and Welsh.
Behaviour- Gets angry easily, but takes a lot to make her show it. She is normally good-natured, but can fly into a rage at a moments notice if you aren't paying attention. Often has excellent ideas. (Cause She is me) Never gives in ever. Will always bring something up at the worst times.
Wears a belt, with Makhaira hanging quite obviously from her waist.
I must also comment on the fact that no one here has the same magic as me.
And, in fact, the only other person I've EVER heard of having electricity magic is Lightening Dave.
And he's dead.
Sparky is thirteen, as mentioned in the story. That is all.
Also Sparky (being me, can't remind you of that enough times) has...
Well, y'know FEARS...
Deathly afraid of spiders and *hides head in shame* being *mumbles something*
Everyone else: What?
Being tickled, okay? It renders Sparky (me) completely useless and that scares her(ME) more than anything else in the world. Really.
*runs into near by nursery and takes as many shrubs as possible*
Shop Owner: You can't take those.
Sparky(me!): Oh uh... *looks into shop owners eyes* You are letting me take these so that I can give them to the worlds most honourable cause. Making Derek-The-Golden-Go-Landy love me and use Sparky(ME!) as a character.
S.O: KK.
When wet Sparky (ME) has a tendency to shock herself out of lack of control. When she (ME) is wet she can't touch anything because she shocks it by accident, and turning any electrical appliance on while she(ME) is wet makes all the plugs/power points in the room blow up. Sparky (once again ME. THAT IS ME.) swears only when she does something incredibly stupid. Sparky (MEMEMEMEMEME) always has her hair tied up. It varies as to how, but her hair is ALWAYS tied up. She has uncannily good balance naturally. Another thing is that Sparky (Who is me, as I be she and we be each other) is always twitching or fiddling with something. Speaking of explosions, Sparky (me) makes pebbles explode when she's bored. I also keep forgetting about this crucial part of my appearance. Sparky(me) is ALWAYS wearing a scarf. Always. It changes colours, styles and patterns, but she(ME) is ALWAYS wearing a scarf. She(I) wears one to bed, to meals, to the theatre. She never takes them off.
Rule 1. Yes. I am Australian. Yes I/Sparky is a girl.
Rule 2. I will be the one winner from Australia.
Rule 3. Even though it's only been mentioned once, manipulation of electricity has indeed been used in the book series. I have gone into more depth certainly, but I think it needed to be done.
Rule 4. I have posted it here, like, thirty times. And I'm planning posting it like another thirty THOUSAND times.
Rule 5. I have. I have definitely posted many times.
Rule 6. I have posted that at the beginning of EVERY COMMENT.
Rule 7. Understood. If Derek was doing the tweaking I'd be more than eager to have that done.
Rule 8. ...Well...
Rule 9. Yes?
Rule 10. I did! It was excellent!
HOW AM I GOING TO SURVIVE TILL NEW YEAR'S?????????????????????????????????????????
COME BACK VAL V, COME BACK VAL V, COMEBACK VAL V AND CHECK.YOUR.E-MAIL.
Sparky, are you begging for me to come back?
YES NOW CHECK YOUR E-MAIL.
Already did. I'm an efficient person, Sparky, I do these things the first time you say them.
*is mildly worried about Val V's response*
... Soooo?
A OR B??????
Or. I pick or, seeing as how that appeared to be part of my selection.
...
Seriously. NOT. COOL. I PLAN ON SHOWING THIS STORY TO MY FRIENDS. WHICH ONE.
Options:
A
B
Will they approve of B or find it embarrassing? And by the way, if you hadn't become irritated by it, you would've found they option or quite witty.
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