...it has just been pointed out that maybe the important post, the COMPETITION post, may be slightly overlooked because it is no longer the "new" post. So I'm just posting again to make sure that you read the one below the one below this.
Oh dear God I've just overcomplicated a simple situation, haven't I?
Anyway, READ ALL BLOG ENTRIES, DAMMIT!
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*remembers what I foound yesterday and freaks out again* DEREK I WILL FIND A WAY TO CALL YOU! I WILL!
bye crystal! think i might be a bit late...
A war? *eyes flick to every person* hmm, interesting.
Where did everyone go?
*puls machete just in case*
im writing and at an alarming speed, just got to a big fight scene..
EPICA!
NO WAR!
I saw a cartoon where there was a cat being attacked by a ghost and the cat turns to his friend, who's a fish, and screams, "HELP ME!" and the fish says, "I can't! I'm a pacifish!" XD
1st on last page
1st on last page!
1st on last page!
1st on last page!
!st on last page
1st on last page!
1st
1st on last page!
Poo, second on last page.
i dedicate this page to Robin.. *hugs*
and to the imaginary fiends!
and when this blog breaks go to the last one!
YAY! Usual Chatter Here! Go there when this fills
Okay, if we do end up having a blog war, CAN SOMEONE HELP ME GET MY MAKHAIRA BACK BEFORE WE START????????
*waves hand and wind blows makhaira off roof*
. “Hello”, he smiled cheerfully. Kurt slashed the scythe at one of the guards and severed him of his head. He spun, giving a round house kick to another guard. He elbowed another who was about to shoot. The two guards fell to the ground. Kurt rolled away and fired his scythe at a guard who followed him. The other three ran after him down the corridor.
DOES THIS SOUND BORING?
NO
PAAASSSSTTTTAAAAAAA!!!
*catches Makhaira*
Much obliged.
Why do you guys worry so much about what other people think about your writing? If you like it then chances are other people will too and if it makes you happy to write and even if other people don't like it would you stop?
That was bordering on deep there.
Yes. It was.
Hmm I'm going to go with wise instead of deep. It makes me sound more impressive
I think that the fact that we are going to break the blog isn't amazing, I think the fact that we're breaking within a WEEK is amazing.
Yes, we are awesome.
HAH!
I just started a conversation with No-Brainer on Skype like this:
Hello Turnip.
Of course we're awesome. I'm part of us, aren't I?
Yeah, that's it.
i started a chat on someones chat like this once:
RAWR.
@robin- i dont its just it sounded a bit repeative..
good conversation starter Sparky
emm if we are having a blog war am i involved?
Wasn't aimed at you particularly anyway Phoenix, just a general statement aimed at you all.
IKR???
I keep wondering what would happen if she came here and called me by my given name...
Nothing pretty that's for sure.
While I virtually attacked her, I would state her full name and what country she lives in.
Possibly her address.
Gemma - the war got called off apparently
How about we don't have a war? Hmm?
Let's fight zombies. *opens a portal and zombies come pouring through into Blogland*
YES!
My fav!
*pulls out Makhaira and creates Zombie confetti as I dive into the carnage*
Holy Jesus *smacks zombie round the head* Val!
*chops zombies head off*
Hey robin how abou we get married on the 14th february?
*uses shadow knives to cut open several zombies* *clicks fingers and sets them on fire*
ok then no war it would have been my first blog war lol
Valentines?
*Making zombie squares with sword (scottish claymore) *
BYE!!!
*sees Gremlins crawling through portal* *screams and shuts the portal* TURN ON ALL THE LIGHTS! DO NOT FEED THEM! DON'T GET THEM WET!
*finds ultratorch turns it on*
then they multiply! which is bad!
NO SPARKY YOU HAVE TO BE HERE WHEN THE BLOG BREAKS!
bye spary
*feeds gremlins*
hehe
YEP
*kicks zombie*
YEAH SPARKY!!
DON'T LEAVE
i think she left..
*uses Phoenix as a sacrifice to the Gremlins* You can kill him...
*decaptitates zombies and Gremlins* *ducks under a bullet* WHO GAVE THE GREMLINS GUNS?!
omg...flame fed the GREMLINS!
It's also one of my best friends birthday... Hmm.. It's not very original is it? Loads of people get married on Valentines besides I alwaysp wanted a summer wedding *daydreams in the sky* *Points torch at gremlins*
..........the grmlins have...GUNS OMG DUCK AND COVER!
*always
hehehe *grabs vals hair and throws her with brute force at the gremlins*
*they try to eat her*
she let them through....
oh i did give them guns.. oops!
*clicks fingers and shoves hand in Gremlin's face* *watches its skin melt off* Gross... *throws the fire at another one*
Start spreading the news (da da da da)
I'm leaving today (da da da da)
I want to be a part of it,
new york, new york
*lets keep multiplying them*
*feeds them and gives them more guns*
yeah but it has to be a weekend!
*spins with white light torch*
sure sure
*helps val up*that is gross! ...run! *throws own fireball*
Please take your time. I want to be here when the blog breaks.
Er, Phoenix, do you mind? The guns and food it's not cool, kay?
val you and gemma can fight them, well multiply them
*puts nuts in guns shoots*
*puts hard helmet with torch on my head*
*multiply, multiply.....*
SPARKY!!
flame ur evil xD
Water makes them multiply, not food. *punches Gremlin and it eats a zombie* *Gremlin tries biting my arm* I have protective clothes, idiot! *kicks it in the jaw and cuts its head off with a shadow*
hahahahaahahahahhaha
itll be ok
*commands ALL gremlins to freeze*
they freeze
You aren't taking your time.
HEY SPRAKY U STILL ON!
im not the evil one sparky and val are im good...
*pushes everyone out of the area we were fighting in* *sets the place on fire, leaving the Gremlins inside*
well were killing things
oh y dident i think of that *looks in burning building and shakes head*
Hmm.
*sees Scapegrace's zombie horde* ^Great^....
*starts slicing their heads off with shadows*
robin... wanna come to my blog?
*Flings energy at building it collapses but is still on fire*
whats up robin?
*turns for zombie fight*
ya know val it would be helpful if you didnt create these things in the first palce...
*starts slicing blundering idiots heads off with shadows*
Not really Phoenix *slicing zombies whilst singin jingle bells* Kinda busy
omg hey Scapegrace look who it is (points to valkyrie and he runs away)
*starts playing "What's This?" from THe Nightmare Before Christmas* *notices odd looks from everyone* What? It's Christmas-ish.
*sets Scapegrace on fire* Ha, just like in Dark Days...
well that was easy
i like it valkyrie keep singing!
Ha good one Gemma *laughs continues making last of the zombie squares*
*i wanna lie down*
*lies down and watches madness* haha
*looks at Phoenix* Right.
Nice view? *laughs*
Right = Interesting...
*oh haha*
*slaps val*
*kills a zombie*
there i contriubted!
*lies back down*
What's this, what's this, there's colour everywhere, what's this, there's white things in the air *throws zombie bones in the air*
thx robin *helps robin*
JUGGLE VAL!
*juggles zombie bones, then throws each one at a zombie, impaling their skulls*
*laughs at failed attempts of juggling*
*mutters* I thought that was pretty good
Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful... *looks at burning zombies* You ruin the weather, you know that?
i dident see that would you do it again flame? XD
lol valkyrie
do what?
*runs in from dining room, panicing* THERE ARE AT LEAST THREE SPIDERS IN THERE!!!! AHHHHH!!!!
juggle XD
*makes it snow*
*soon place is covered in white"
and val your juggling was great..
You think killing people might make them like you, but it doesn't... It just makes people dead.
I was the one who juggled... *juggles zombie bones again*
who does?
spiders.. hmm...
ok people this convo has been....interesting and im going to slowly leave now cause its 11:20 here so bye!
oh yay! got over a thousands words!
*looks at snow, then makes a snowball* *hurls it at a zombie*
stop making zombies mad?!?
8throws snowballs at both robn and val*
Bye Gemma
random, if you hate spiders you should try Daktha daemons they're like ginormic spiders they're sandy colour and so live in deserts and prey on unfortunate people who walk past.
My name has snow it *smiles triumphantly*
*kills the last of the zombies with shadows*
SNOWBALL FIGHT! *throws snowball at everyone*
The snow is my friend *chants like a maniac*
*raise wave of snow and lets fall on val* HAHA
*builds a snowman and uses Necromancy to bring it to life* KILL PHOENIX, EVIL FROSTY THE SNOWMAN, KILL PHOENIX.
*melts snowman with fire*
oops...
did anyone read any books by michael morpurgo
*melts snow around me* damn.
*makes another one and tells it to attack little kids*
Little kid: Look! It's Frosty!
Other kid: It is! let's sing the song!
both: Frosty, the snowman, was a- *gets eaten by snowman*
Val: Hehehe... Awesome.
Robin: Disturbing
*tells snowman to go after Robin*
*runs, flings fire energy*
*summons Rudolph* *kicks him* Your voice irritates me.
*kicks snowmans head off*
then you wonder why your disliked?
brb
*kicks Val*
what was your question? i was half way reading it?
you irritate me.
Not you Phoenix! Val..
robin what was question and val irrates everyone
*hugs her* itll be ok..
im on word 1,122
What question?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb-Mce9VpmY
Watch this. It's awesome. And Christmasie!
the one started it like why are you guys...
the comment you deleted?
That is christmassy for you Val. The comment before you posted *kicks snowmans head off*? If so that wasn't a question.
It didn't start that way...
oright.. should i even bother going to that link
Yes Flame, you'll love it.
It's funny but slightly disturbing (in a funny way)
I'm worrying about Val's mental health
ok.... *clicks link nervously*
Then again, I always worry about Val's mental health *glances sheepishly at her*
hey she was born that way! BRB
LADY GAGA
What's there to be worried about? *hammers a piece of toast to the wall*
Mhmmm precisely...
*tapes a squirrel to the toast* Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, you're on the kerb and dead now...
mhmm *slowly exits the room*
Midnight.
*starts dissecting Nye* I found a kitten!
HAHA YES!
Er right, revenge that's cool, just er, hand me the kiiten, yeah?
A midnight kitten.
Hey Sparky
*swallows the kitten* It will be safe inside me.
kay, the midnight kitten
God you people are weird.
SPARKY THOU SHALT GO TO THE LINKITH!
DAMMIT! *leaves house breathes in lots of air*
*starts pouring garabage into Nye*
Val, I cannot believe you just ate a kitten.
Not bothered by the Nye dissection but a kitten, really?
*sits kitten into Nye's insides then sews Nye back together* *drops him in the meat grinder*
That is disgusting *leaves room, sits on floor outside*
*goes over to Robin, holding out a cup* Want a Nye and kitten smoothie?
I need to find the laptop...
BRC
I'm going to pass thanks *looks pale*
*sits beside robin and kicks val*
you are seriously demented
*finds Robin a robin, then crushes it and shoves it in the smoothie* How bout now?
*burns vals hair off*
seriously?
Really Val? Really? *looks upset*
*strokes Robins hair*
its ok
*regrows hair* Seriously. *flings smoothie in Phoenix's face*
*throws grenade at val*
get lost
*cleans smoothie off face*
Kay, I need to go for a walk... *stands and walks up the hill*
want me to come?
Wheeeeeeeeeee! *hits a wall* *falls down* *gets back up and is intelligent again*
So, did you guys watch the video?
I made snickerdoodles!
(>^.^)>3 DAYS TO GO!<(^.^<0
no
I'm back. you guys haven't taken your meds recently have you?
vex can you please reason with val she is being a demented freak.....
*I WILL HURT HER|*
If you want Phoenix I'm just gonna sit here and enjoy the show Cirque du Freak is definitely showing
Um, what's the situation right now?
ill join you...
aww look whos headlining : val v cain!
God this is nuts...
blame val
who wants to read my new epica story?
Speaking of which. Where'd she go?
S'okay Phoenix, don't worry about her.
Is the blog near to breaking point yet?
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