Thursday, December 15, 2011

Er...

...it has just been pointed out that maybe the important post, the COMPETITION post, may be slightly overlooked because it is no longer the "new" post. So I'm just posting again to make sure that you read the one below the one below this.

Oh dear God I've just overcomplicated a simple situation, haven't I?

Anyway, READ ALL BLOG ENTRIES, DAMMIT!

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Sparky Braginski said...

It's moose.

Alexis A. said...

Hmm...is the plural for a computer mouse 'mice'? Would you walk into a computer store and still say: Excuse me, how many 'mice' do you have available?

Robin Snowscar said...

No because that is too close to mice.

LORDWaddlesworth said...

but it should be meese

Sparky Braginski said...

BENN, IT'S MOOSE, AND IT SHOULD STAY THAT WAY.

LORDWaddlesworth said...

meese has a certain ring to it

Robin Snowscar said...

No, Benn
Kim you'd say 'computer mice' (but sometimes they use 'computer mouses' not really) otherwise they might look at you funny

LORDWaddlesworth said...

c'mon, you can't really think that moose is better than meese

Sparky Braginski said...

IT ISN'T MEESE.

IT'S MOOSE.

MEESE DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

Question though, what is the past tense of the word sh**?

Is it s*a*? Sh**ted? Who knows?

Robin Snowscar said...

Right bloglanders I bid you adiue, time for bed.

Alexis A. said...

Computer mice still sound weird but alrighty then. It's not like I'll ever use it. (^.^)

Sparky Braginski said...

Bye Robin.

Robin Snowscar said...

First one Sparky haha

LORDWaddlesworth said...

what about Goose? Goose can be Geese but Moose can't be Meese?

Alexis A. said...

G'night Robin!

LORDWaddlesworth said...

bye robin

Sparky Braginski said...

Goose, Geese, Moose, MOOSE.

LORDWaddlesworth said...

but it's just not fair, i mean, have you asked a moose what it would rather be called?

Sparky Braginski said...

IT WOULD RATHER BE CALLED A MOOSE.

Alexis A. said...

...Can we change the subject; this is starting to get weird.

LORDWaddlesworth said...

i think personally it would rather be called mortimer and mortimers

LORDWaddlesworth said...

kim, we've been arguing about plural names for about half hour, the wierd ship has sailed

Alexis A. said...

This is all started when we were asked what was the coolest animal we've seen.

Sparky Braginski said...

True that.

Sparky Braginski said...

IT'S PLATYPI GODAMMIT!

I'm not helping.

Alexis A. said...

No, you're not.

Alexis A. said...

...I've been withdrawing from saying this for awhile so...
I'M SO FREAKING CLOSE TO THE 50TH PAGE OF MY STORY!
Now onto whatever we were talking about.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*crawls back to blogland like a creeper, shrieking with maniacal laughter* NO BODY'S SAFE ANYMORE! *shriek shriek* I CAN ALWAYS FIND YOU! EVEN DEREK! *shrieks again*

Sparky Braginski said...

*laughs evilly*

Alexis A. said...

*slowly backs away from Val V*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*lays on the floor, twitching and shrieking* I FOUND YOU DEREK! I HAVE FOUND YOU!

LORDWaddlesworth said...

ahh well, i gotta go do house work, so enough about meese, platypeese, geese and octipeese. I best be going. Bye

Alexis A. said...

See ya Benn!

Sparky Braginski said...

*twitches and laughs with Val V on the floor for some unknown reason*

Sparky Braginski said...

I'm laughing and I don't know why!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

SPARKY YOU DIDN'T FIND HIS STREET BUT I DID!!!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

YOU REALLY WANT TO GO TO IRELAND NOW.

Gah... Didn't realise caps was on but I can't bothered to fix it...


LEON THOMAS THE THIRD IS AWESOMELY EPICATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

Now check your e-mail please.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

NO HE'S NOT!!!!!






By the way, Derek, your house looks nice...

Alexis A. said...

Val, you've taken your addiction to a new, creepy height.

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

hey anyone on

Sparky Braginski said...

Leon, Ariana and Elizabeth are the only ones who can sing, but they are AWESOME.

Alexis A. said...

Hey Amelie.

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

i have two questions
1 does anyone know how to contact derek
2 derek do you mind if we adapt your ideas like with the elemental and adept magic if so please answer these

also the uk is awesome because
1 derek landy
2 j.k.rowling
3 russel brand
4 their accents

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

hey kim how are you

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*screams at phone* WHY CAN'T YOU CALL IRISH PHONE NUMBERS?! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TALK TO HIM?!?

Sparky Braginski said...

J.K.Rowling was on the same list as Derek Landy?

For shame Amelie.

Harry Potter was okay... WHEN I WAS IN YEAR TWO.

Alexis A. said...

I'm great Amelie, thanks for asking.

And Harry Potter is still EPIC.

Sparky Braginski said...

Not in comparison to SP.

When HP stands next to SP his shininess looks rusty.

SP STANDS TALL NEXT TO ANYTHING.

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

hey i happen to enjoy the harry potter books they were the first big chapter books i ever read so its sentimental i guess but i still like it now and i dont care what others think of it

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hmm... Derek, in May 2009, what colour car did you have?

Alexis A. said...

Fine, they're epic in their own ways.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

1st

Sparky Braginski said...

They're good, I'm not denying that, it's just that I stopped liking them years ago.

Huh. Now that I think about it, I stopped liking them when I red SP.

The sheer awesome of Skulduggery Pleasant made me snobby towards inferior books.

Which is ALL of them.

Sparky Braginski said...

1st.

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

i dont think its better just a different catagory so yeah

Alexis A. said...

Val V, where are you getting this info on Derek?

Sparky Braginski said...

I am NEVER going to get sick of this song.

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

im not biased with my books each is different but still a fantasy genre so i expand on my reading material in which helps my vocabulary and writing skills

Sparky Braginski said...

Why did everyone stop talking?

Alexis A. said...

No clue.

Sparky Braginski said...

Where did Val V go?

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

drop dead and die
you cant really do that its a tortoligy
unless you believe in reincarnation
drop dead, come back as a mouse, die mouse death die a mousy death to much cheese (* about mouse in high squeaky voice like a mouse's might be*)

Sparky Braginski said...

What's your problem Amelie?

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

nothing it was on russel brand and i thourght it was funny expecally the way he said it

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

My info on Derek? I can't say, because he'd probably get mad if I did. But I'll tell you this:

I found his parent's Skype number
I found his phone number
and I found his street.

Sparky Braginski said...

*passes dedication rights to Val V, knowing she has something to dedicate about*

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

val thats not a good thing in fact it kinda creepy

Alexis A. said...

I'd love to see Derek's reaction to your obsessiveness Val V.

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

so would i
im intrigued at how you get this

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Sparky, does that mean I have to make a dedication, or...?




And Kimberly, he's noticed it already. He noticed the party, didn't he? That was pure obsessiveness.

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

true how many of you people line in aus/QLD

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

so bored

Sparky Braginski said...

Yes you can make the dedication.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I get this info because Skulduggery taught me to be a Detective, Caelan taught me how to be a stalker, and since Derek created them, he kind of has to blame himself for me being able to find him.

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

dont want to know what goes on nside your head val

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I DEDICATE THIS PAGE TO DEREK! THANKS FOR TEACHING ME HOW TO FIND YOU! I'M SORRY IF I CREEP YOU OUT! I REALLY AM!




I also dedicate it to Sparky for giving the dedication to me :)

Sparky Braginski said...

Thanks!

XD

Alexis A. said...

Only 24,400 words... Erg. Not enough!

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

what are you talking about kim

Alexis A. said...

I'm writing.

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

oh kk

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm writing a story, and it has 3,858 words...

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

wow mines only like 1100 or around that

Sparky Braginski said...

What do you think the Aussie elders should be called?

I am crap at names.

Sparky Braginski said...

I have 3679 words...

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

how about sheila, roo and i cant think of another one

Sparky Braginski said...

???

No.

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

1,199 words

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

awwww too bad they sounded good i my head

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Sparky, you know how my character's a murderer?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Well, I was thinking, she doesn't seem to scary because she hasn't killed anyone yet... So that's gonna change. Yay! Murder!

And, I though of something. I'm going to write part of it from Anomaly's point of view...

Sparky Braginski said...

Hmm...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Because Saturnine hired Anomaly to geet rid of Ivy. But Ivy doessn't know that.

Sparky Braginski said...

I thought that would be the case.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

It's gonna be cool. You know, when I actually write that. And Ivy's gonna kill some people. Which is always fun. I should probably write sometime soon, shouldn't I?

Sparky Braginski said...

Yeah...

I should too.

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

its probably going to be the only thing to do today

Alexis A. said...

Can you guys give me information on the cloaking device

Sparky Braginski said...

It's a cloaking sphere.

Alexis A. said...

Right, sphere.

Sparky Braginski said...

Here are my makeshift names for the Aussie elders

Jerry Opine, Arriana Utter and Burritt Astute.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

You twist the cloaking sphere and it forms a bubble thing and everyone inside it can see and hear each other, but everyone outside it can't see or hear the people inside.

Sparky Braginski said...

Everything magical is hidden.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Everything magical in the bubble is hidden.

Sparky Braginski said...

ASSESS THE NAMES.

Alexis A. said...

Is there only one in existence?

Sparky Braginski said...

There's more than one.

Alexis A. said...

Oh, and I love Arriana Utter and Burritt Astute. (I love the word 'astute')

Sparky Braginski said...

Jerry Opine?

Sparky Braginski said...

Burritt is the Grand Mage.

Alexis A. said...

Thanks for the help!

Sparky Braginski said...

Opine means think, Utter means talk and Astute means Brilliant.

(simplified of course)

Alexis A. said...

Eh, I was never too fond of the name Jerry. It's a pet peeve of mine though, don't let it bother you. Just like I hate and number ending in 9 or hate sitting on a particular side of a lunch table.

Alexis A. said...

*any number

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

My character Saturnine's name means the same thing as Melancholia.

Sparky Braginski said...

9.

Sparky Braginski said...

9 days.

Sparky Braginski said...

9 days to.

Sparky Braginski said...

9 days to go.

Sparky Braginski said...

9 days to go!

Sparky Braginski said...

Nine days to go!

Sparky Braginski said...

NINE DAYS TO GO!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

WE GET THE POINT!

Sparky Braginski said...

It's actually kinda depressing...

I'm psyched about a competition that finishes in nine days that I'm not going to win...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

You don't know that.

Sparky Braginski said...

Really?

I won't though...

Okay... That was weird, I'm talking to a friend on Skype and she said that to...

Sparky Braginski said...

I need to go now.

BYE!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!



Bye Sparky!

Sparky Braginski said...

Nooo?

Sparky Braginski said...

What was that about?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo don't leave!

Sparky Braginski said...

Ah.

BYE.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

Okay... So maybe not bye.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

You'll stay? :D

Sparky Braginski said...

Yeah. I'm pretty awesome like that. BUT FOR GOD'S SAKE NO FIGHTING.

Sparky Braginski said...

Val V have you been reading the competition entries? Or just completely ignoring that post all together?

Sparky Braginski said...

Hello?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Ignoring. I want to enter, but I can't...


Just now, I squeezed a Christmas ornament and it broke. Carissa insists that I shouldn't have done that, because I could've cut myself-- *looks at hand and sees a small drop of blood* Are you kidding me?!

Izz said...

Good thing there aren't any vampires nearby...

Izz said...

AAAHH! I have to go to the dentist today!!

Izz said...

In other words I'm only here for a few minutes.

Sparky Braginski said...

I'm back.

Izz said...

Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarky.

Izz said...

That looked longer in typing box.

Sparky Braginski said...

Yes?

Izz said...

Nothing, I was just saying sparky

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

IzzFizz, THERE'S ALWAYS A VAMPIRE NEARBY. *glares at Caelan through the window, then shuts the curtains*

Sparky Braginski said...

Kk.

Izz said...

Oh. Well at least he's not going to eat you anytime soon.

Sparky Braginski said...

There is always a vampire nearby.

*looks suspiciously out the window*

I know you're there.

Izz said...

I have five more minutes.

Sparky Braginski said...

The dentist won't eat you. With any luck you'll eat them.

Izz said...

Then I have to get ready.

Sparky Braginski said...

Here's a fork.

*gives Izz a fork*

Izz said...

Thanks sparky but I'll need a knife to cut him up.
I got braces three weeks a go and it's hard to eat

Izz said...

I gotta go now!
Ciao!

Sparky Braginski said...

Bye.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Sorry for my slow responses... I'm busy cutting things apart.

Sparky Braginski said...

I busy not using the Internet.

*taps side of nose*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm trying to find thread to mke a Skulduggery doll.

Sparky Braginski said...

Okay. That's nice.

*is used to it*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I can't actuall find any thread, though.

Sparky Braginski said...

Damn. If you make the doll, send me a
Pic.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'll post a pic. And right after I posted that last comment, I found some black thread.

Sparky Braginski said...

That's good.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

And now I'm cutting out a circle.

Sparky Braginski said...

Ooo Contraversy! Except I be going now.

BYE!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Bye

Sparky Braginski said...

Hi!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Wow what? By the way, I just finished sewing the circle.

Sparky Braginski said...

YAY!

I thought you'd left!

Sparky Braginski said...

So...

I'm not really into the whole 'sowing' thing, why do you need a circle?

Sparky Braginski said...

Hmm?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Because Skulduggery and Valkyrie need heads, don't they?

Sparky Braginski said...

Yes. Yes they do.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I assumed so. I already made my head. Now I'm making Skulduggery's. Amanda made an entire creepy set of Skulduggery puppet things... She had Valkyrie, Skulduggery, Tanith, Fletcher, Caelan, and China. They're fun to mess with. We actually tried to play with them, but Caelan wouldn't stop throwing Fletcher and Valkyrie at the ceiling, and China wouldn't stop crushing Skulduggery with a coffin...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Oh, and China strangled Tanith with a piece of plastic, then locked her in the coffin.

Sparky Braginski said...

...

The things you do with Amanda are insane and plentiful.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

It's funny. I was playing with the Skulduggery, though, so when she smashed him with the coffin, she smashed my hand... Then Caelan had to carry China off a mountain. Amanda loves making China get what she wants.

Sparky Braginski said...

I HAVE TO GO.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

Gr...


*is really angry*

I feel like swearing loudly.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Why?

Sparky Braginski said...

*sees Val V's attempt to annoy me*

*bites her finger off and spits it out*

I am angry.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*warily picks up finger, then sews it back on*



Seriously, why are you angry?

Sparky Braginski said...

Because I am now using my iTouch instead of my laptop. Because FIR THE FIRST TIME TODAY I was actually getting somewhere with my story, my Mum comes and confescates my laptop.


REALLY pissed off.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hm. That sucks. I have my own laptop, so I don't have to deal with that.

Sparky Braginski said...

Rawr...


It isn't as mush fun now.

*looks at Val V*

Get any closer and I will break your virtual wrist.

*sits against wall and writes on notepad*

Sparky Braginski said...

It would help if I could find my writing notepad.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*gets closer*

Sparky Braginski said...

*grabs Val V's wrist and electrocutes her to the ground, then grips her hand so hard it breaks*

Russia strength. Go away.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*heals wrist and hand* I can heal that, all I have to type is 'heals'.

Sparky Braginski said...

Well, you made me smile.

*aplaudes*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Although, I'm terrified I'm gonna drop this needle in my eye, because I have to hold this head up to the light to see the line on it...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hello?

Sparky Braginski said...

Ugh. I just ruined my drawing of Russia.

Sparky Braginski said...

Should I attempt the poster?

Worth a shot.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

That sucks. I'm almost done making Skulduggery's head. I stole some of my sisters' clothing to cut apart and make this thing.

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