...it has just been pointed out that maybe the important post, the COMPETITION post, may be slightly overlooked because it is no longer the "new" post. So I'm just posting again to make sure that you read the one below the one below this.
Oh dear God I've just overcomplicated a simple situation, haven't I?
Anyway, READ ALL BLOG ENTRIES, DAMMIT!
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- Derek Landy
- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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My new fanfic about Hayley Skirmish isn't going to well...
how so?
I've been working on it all day and it isn't longer than a page yet...
*grumbles*
What are you having trouble with?
Well, actually I started at about 2:30pm but that's beside the point...
In the other one it takes me half an hour to write a page...
I KNOW MAKE THE TEXT BIGGER!
Good thinking Christine!
Remember Sparky: if in doubt, add zombies!
my not so muched used motto!
yep zombies are good at solving problems.
A bit like calculators; just dumber.
is muched even a word?
I don't think so...
Okay...
Do you want to read it so far?
TAKE OUR ADVICE SPARKY!
Do not anger the great ones. there will be zombies.
lots of them
DO YOU WANT TO READ IT SO FAR???
YES! show us your work!
And I will NOT make the font bigger.
zombies?
Hayley looked over her shoulder, clutching a cloaking sphere. She was running through the back streets of Sydney away from the Chifley Tower. She dodged trashcans, jumped dumpsters and sidestepped pedestrians. She sprinted into an empty alley and hid in the shadows. She saw the Cleavers walk into the alley. There were three of them. It was only thanks to her sheer speed that she was here and not in shackles. She knew this alley like the back of her hand. She silently stepped up onto the loose brick in the wall behind her. With out a sound, she stood on the dumpster next to her. She ran off and jumped, and ran up the wall whistling all the while. When she reached the top of the building she looked down and laughed at the Cleavers. Hayley twisted the cloaking sphere on. Without a care in the world she flipped across the top of Sydney. She was headed for Lavender Bay. She jumped off a building rolled just as the cloaking sphere clicked off. She walked casually across the Harbour Bridge. She stopped halfway across and looked over the edge. She checked the area around her. There was no one there. She grabbed the railing and vaulted over the edge. She gripped the underside of the bridge with her left hand and pulled on the harness she had installed with her right. She clicked the harness on and slid towards North Sydney.
She dropped off the bottom of the Harbour Bridge and got a ferry to Lavender Bay. She hopped off the ferry and strolled down the beach. She then ran up one of the rock ledges and lay down and waited for her employer to arrive. Soon enough she saw shadows gather and Conner Sickle stepped out.
‘Do you have it?’ He asked, in earnest. Hayley took the cloaking sphere out of her leather jacket and held it.
‘My payment?’ She said lazily. He reached into his pocket and waved it.
‘Got it. Now give me that.’ He said. Haley shook her head.
‘Doesn’t work like that, buster. Give me the cash.’ Conner frowned and gave her the money. She counted it and smiled.
‘It’s been nice doing business with you sir.’ She said bowing. She twisted the cloaking sphere and flipped into the tree behind her. She grinned. She may have done some bad stuff, but she didn’t work with necromancers. She dropped back to the ground and threw a rock in the trees. She then ran in the other direction laughing. What a sucker. She was heading back to the Sanctuary for a ‘special meeting’. Of course, she would be giving them their toy back. For a price. She stopped next to her motorbike, a Suzuki Hayabusa. She swung her leg over the seat. She had gotten her licence long before any of her friends, because she chose a bike over a car. She revved and drove away.
Twenty minutes later Hayley parked in the very bottom floor of the Chifley Tower. This place gave her the creeps. It made you feel like all of Sydney could be flattened and you would never know. She walked to the staircase and pressed one of the bricks. A second set of stairs opened. She walked down them and saw Skulduggery Pleasant waiting. She pulled out her Mark 23 in a flash and had it trained on Skulduggery.
wow that amazing...
???
Really?!
It's not my best in my opinion...
it better then what i can do
Thanks...
(Now I feel bad saying that it isn't my best... Not modest, snooty...)
Where'd Izz go?
no idea
I'm here!
I was just on ebay.
KK...
Did you like the story?
Yeah of course! I can't wait to see what happens next!
make Skulduggery say something smart!
DINNER TIME!!!
Last time you said that you disappeared...
she is eating dinner, i had steak
Nice. I had rice and stuff (my mum's invention)
It was quite nice actually
i had steak that is it. a piece of meat on a plate.
yummy!
I had presentation day today at school.
*aims gun at head*
*thinks about presentation day*
*pulls trigger*
BANG
*makes a mess*
Hi!
Clean up on aisle 3
Hi IzzFizz! *hugs*
u still at school!?
Not anymore!
Today was the last day. but we haven't done anything for the past two weeks.
OMG YOUR FROM SOUTH AFRICA!!!
I've been on holiday since the 2nd!
yip I am from South Africa, Hi Christine!*hugs*
In the North West province, Rustenburg. Y?
And she loves horses
And she lives on a farm
And it's near a mountain
And she has lots of animals
And there goes half the conversation!
I'm back momentarily!
Sparky!
Im from Kemptn Park
Hi Sparky! *hugs*
How are you?
Yes that's me!
What HAVE you been eating!
Great and eating hazulnut ice cream!
I HAD STEAK!
C&C!!!
And where is MY hazelnut ice cream, pray tell?!
in Sparky's tummy
i sounded very young then...
Question...
Hmmmmm...
...Ice Cream!!!!
Yes Izz?
will eating milo by the spoonful while on the computer make me go and go and go?
or is that a bad idea?
ummmmmm
Also where on earth did you find hazelnut ice cream?!
I'll be here for 30 more mins.
damn this stuff is addictive!
*shoves another spoon of milo in mouth*
i'll answer this one!
in a hazelnut ice cream factory!
Nice story Sparky can I give you some constructive criticism though:
The story itself was really good and you chose all the right words but instead of using "she" all the time you could use Hayley instead :)
AH parents! *rushes milo back to cupboard*
DONT FORGET TO WHIP YOUR MOUTH!
thats how i got caught
AND WASH THE SPOON!
LOL!
I got my ice cream from the freezer.
Thanks Gemini!
Thanks guys!
I have another question!!
or hide it!
What?
fire away
Should I change my profile picture to something more awesome?
Yes.
your guys turn to answer
Also who here has actually played ski-free?
Not me.
Whats that?
Oh....
What should I change it to?!!!
nyan cat!
Ski-free is a skiing game the comes with microsoft's best of entertainment.
You inevitably get eaten by a yeti (my pic)
or ummm frizzy hair?
I KNOW ANOTHER YETI!
Ok
...
TURNIPS!
Sparky. be sensible
where am I going to find an awesome picture of turnips?
Here:
http://tippinthescales.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/turnips.jpg
here!
http://www.deviantart.com/download/43772474/Evil_turnip__Mario__by_TheBourgyman.jpg
Google
*sigh*
Anyone object to the turnips?
umm going once
BUBBLE!!!!
going twice
DONE
your stuck
BUBBLE!!!!!!
*long exasperated sigh*
Who's turnip? Sparky's or Chirstine's?
MINE!!!
You should pick one. It's your turnip.
Lilie? *pulls confused face*
Alright.
BRC
BUBBLE!!!!
i made that up it sayd
Burn Rice Chips
or
Be Really Cool
or
Buttered Rapple Corn
Hello?
I'm leaving soon.
we are here
quick i need a really good boy name!
* squeezes HUGE bubble, it pops, crys*
BYE!!!
Bye Sparky!! *hugs*
bye sparky!
sigh anyone?
anyone at all?
BUBBLE!!!
they dont need to be original
BUBBLES! my bubbles.
Me!
1st
Aha!!
I have altered Chirstine's entry to make it fit!
Behold my new awesomeness. (sucked in Sparky has to wait to see it)
Nice pic!
it looks awesome!
Damn I misspelt your name..
snickers
it ok
Shut up
Who's name?
Never mind!
Christine's
want to read something i wrote while we were talking?
Stupid question
You Spelt it rimeight that t
wwhhhhaaatt
Stupid laptop!
yeah but your spelling has been shot
You know Christine and Sparky have the same random question!
Sorry I said: At least you spelt it Right that time!
My Spelling has always been atrocious!
that's cool i still understood it
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH lighting striked right outside in my tree i got to go!!!
BYE!
bye!
sorry Lilie but I gotta go too. We're watching a dvd!
Bye Christine! *hugs*
Ok, Bye! IzzFizz! *hugs*
Woah!
I just saw Christines rain radar! massive storm!
Bye! (again)
Bye!
...hi
Hello people of Blogland...
It's December 20th, CHRISTMAS IS ALMOST UPON US. Sounds sinister when you say it like that. Dun, dun, duuuuuuun.
Hmm has anyone got any snow yet... I'm dreaming of a white christmas, just like the ones I used to know... Well actually that's a lie I've never seen a christmas where it has snowed, it's not fair.
Hmmm I which I could make it snow *kicks a can* All I can do is set the stupid sky on fire...
Ha, the irony.
Robin - The little winter bird.
SNOWscar - Snow, the cold, white,fluffy stuff
My dominant element is fire... WHY?
I suppose it's because I have an excellent sense of humour and an awesome back story.
It is quiet around here during the day... *grabs some pots and clangs together*
Better *smiles proudly*
My laptop is going to die very shortly, so yeah bye
Hi everyone! :)
no one?
soz, just came on, g2g go 4 food, dont go anywhere as ill be bac in a few minites
Hi Flame & Chloe! How are you both?
hey flame,chole,robin and tanith hows you?
just finished school -_-
oh nvm robin is gone hi flame tanith and chloe!
hey gem chloe and tanith
dada dum
Hi Tanith and Valkyrie lover! Sorry I was doing something else...
hey i know this isnt relevant but derek?
i have two suggestions:
1. you could go back and write a prequel series about skulduggery and the war.
2. I just created a new character,, he is an invisible detective... no powers nothing...
completly unrevelant
Not relevant, but AWESOME ideas! I especially like the sound of the prequels...
alrighty i have to go get dinner
will be on tonight.....
BYE!
i know it would be AWESOME! It WOULD BE EPIC!
Bye! IT WOULD BE AWESOMELY EPIC!
im bac, dear derek landy,
will tanith return? well i wish she would
Me too! Please Derek, BRING BACK TANITH!
i guess u want her bac, ur name says all :-D
I suppose it does!
gettin in2 the christmas spirit?
Yep! Are you?
yep, just been out delievering cards
Cool! I've just been out shopping...
cool
Yeah! :)
dont finish schwl till thursday though :'(
That's no good! You should all go on strike! :3
lol! i wish!
It would be great if you could!
o i know! i can imagine me with a big sign
That would be awesome! Big signs saying 'down with short Christmas holidays!'
yea!
I love Christmas... as much as I love skulduggery pleasant books! And that's ALOT...
g2g now, nice 2 chat with2! byii
Bye! *hands out cookies*
Hey, guys. Sunday i watched "Tartort", a german criminal series and, well, i was shocked when i heard the Name of the main charakter. Do you know his name? His name is "Cenk BATU"! Thats no joke! He plays an undercover agent. If you don't belive me- google the name!
Cool! And I did...
How are you?
Flame and I like Tanith better. Scientific fact.
Great!
And better than who?
Better than you.
Let's not go there K? I just woke five minutes ago, and I'm not properly awake yet.
You woke 5 mins ago? Wow... (It's like 7pm here)
And NO ONE can like Tanith better than ME. *Gives you an evil glare*
Not possible. Read my blog, the second most recent post. It has my genius Tanith theory. And I need to leave now.
It's 6:02am here. BYE!!!
Aaw, BYE! *Hugs Sparky and hands a cookie*
And yes it is possible, read my username, it says all.
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